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0	trumplethinskin: a president's day fable
1	new 10-10-911 saves emergency victims up to 30 percent
0	adele opens up about her private life, squad goals and new album
0	get lucky now: 4 simple ways to jump start your successes in life
0	determined cat goes through a lot to wrestle with stuffed tiger
0	want to be ready for retirement? lower your expectations
1	google launches 'the google' for older adults
0	there are a lot more jobs. but that isn't helping democrats for one key reason.
1	nation hears voices encouraging it to buy gun
1	experts warn prosecuting assange creates slippery slope to where we already are
1	amish teen spends entire rumspringa at apple store
1	Yea that must be it;), don't worry; no intelligent people were harmed in the making of this film. You see one must be utterly stupid to miss the attribution in the first post I made in this thread. It indicates (if you have enough brain power to understand this) that the statement in it was 1astic dig.
1	guantánamo detainee ruled not mentally fit to testify about psychological torture
0	That's not what he said. Why do you find it necessary to lie? But of course, you are quoting a news story. I have had experience with news stories that purport to quote what someone has said.
1	man avoids messing with texas
0	pennsylvania diocese releases names of 51 clergy, laypeople accused of misconduct
0	this fitness instructor is our new body hero
1	white house raises official hurricane florence death toll to -17
1	Well, if someday you have a real answer, feel free to post it. Oh, and don't worry about me. I won't be holding my breath.
1	not snowing over here, man on phone reports
0	'meow-nisota' all ears for internet cat video festival
0	stunning photographs capture the grief and survival after orlando
0	rules for selling during winter months
0	harry styles admits to chelsea handler that, yes, he has four nipples
1	lot of bold talk about making broth going around apartment
0	residents describe terrifying escape from london apartment block fire
1	prince charles weds longtime horse
0	georgia police search for missing 11-year-old boy
1	anderson cooper informs viewers cnn just minutes away from first significant piece of information of day
1	melania wishes just once she could look in mirror without own reflection turning away, gust of wind blowing through room, doors slamming shut
1	Balloon Juice Blog Archive BoBo Brooks, New King of the Media Village Courtiers?
1	Are you jealous because they won't let you out of the institution while gansao get's to run all over the place?
0	This isn't discrimination because the adult once did have have the right to live in a womb until it could live otherwise. Once out of the womb and living on his/her own this right has been exhausted because there is no need to be living in the womb. Much like you can drive but this 'right' is exhausted when you are drunk or too old to see anything.
1	'can anyone hear me?' shout terrified climate scientists frantically waving arms as passersby walk straight through them
1	And then you do EXACTLY what I just described. Ignore EVERYTHING I just said, and then just repeat yourself like I didn't just address EVERYTHING you just said... emoticonXFrazzled
0	rob portman: obama will face 'lawsuits' if he acts alone on immigration
0	One point I would like to make is that rockets are not legal to own, unless they are demil-ed, and the same goes for tanks and aircraft. They are called Destructive Devices under the NFA, and are regulated heavily.
1	sea claims flip-flop
1	skywriter leaves suicide note
0	the death of email
0	So what? That means in a firefight with police, the criminal will run out of ammunition in a matter of seconds and be ripe for the picking.
0	gourmet gifts for the foodie 2014
0	limits or limitless?
0	leann rimes, those are some interesting pants
1	bob barr on two-party system: "waaah! waaah!"
1	dream vacation turns deadly for area houseplant
1	trump welcomes jefferson davis statue as special state of the union guest
0	brazil probes olympics threats after group backs islamic state
0	running from obama, mary landrieu embraces hillary clinton
0	sheldon adelson: party hack
1	mueller admits a smarter president would've totally found way to stop investigation by now
1	disney reveals that every disney movie takes place in single, unified universe
1	MSNBC and CNN are about as "fair and balanced" as a drunken sailor.
1	Who are these 1400 geologists? Got a list? Got a link other than the kooks? This 1400 number is only mentioned on your linked site. Nowhere else on the internet. Why?
0	kalamazoo shooting suspect switched cars amid rampage
1	man coasting through life entirely on benefit of doubt
0	desperate parents of abducted nigerian girls lose hope in government, turn to u.n.
1	Are there any values in kalifornia other than if it feels good do it? The no father in black culture holds true in kalifornia. Maybe even more so than the rest of the country.
1	warren buffett tells colleagues about exciting investment opportunity he recently discovered selling mary kay beauty products
0	black people need more representation and fewer 'representatives'
1	mental health experts recommend calling fratricide prevention hotline for anyone contemplating killing brother
1	psychic-phone-line customer used to be closed-minded just like her friends
1	last french fry told to 'get your ass over here'
1	'there are no good options in syria,' sighs man who has devoted 12 minutes of research to topic
1	The VPC has a political agenda. The FBI? That is like saying I believe Coke taste better than Pepsi because the Coke commericial says so.
1	report: your father currently typing 'naked women' into yahoo images search bar
1	First off, your sick. To actually want to see more death and destruction. Are Americans somehow less intelligent? Your notions are racist for lack of a better term. What to meet stupid? Walk out your front door and sample the people on the side walk. You'll find the same stupid around the world.
1	furious meghan markle can't believe harry hasn't told family she's black yet
1	man in kitchen can't remember what he got married, bought house, had 3 kids, and came in here for
1	clinton calls for big bucks, no whammys
1	man suddenly regretting asking to be taken seriously by peers
0	over 450 protesters arrested in tehran during crackdown on anti-government demonstrations
1	soccer mom to suck off world's greatest dad
0	reproductive health and rights in an age of inequality
0	the best dinner and a movie combos in la
0	espn to have first female analyst call top soccer tournament on u.s. tv
1	Interesting. It seems that you like to get your news from Aljazeera.
1	area teens find once-in-a-lifetime love
1	national forest service recommends campers tie up their food to avoid attracting other visitors
0	news roundup for may 31, 2017
0	The problem with happenstance origins is that there is no evidence, and it's simply not possible to falsify it. If we were able to prove so many scientific proceedures (from abiogenesis to radiometric dating - all based on the presupposition that there is no God) were indisputably true, then ID would be falsified. There is not enough supporting evidence for happenstance origins. Yet so much of happenstance origins is considered science, so all too often, there is no line between religion and science.
1	woman quickly reading up on candidates' policy stances after voting
1	obama endorses not doing goddamn thing to fix illinois in midterms
0	the fallacy of state-coerced marriage officiants: a primer from the military chaplaincy
0	To be constantly told I've been defeated by pseudo intellectuals who constantly claim victories when there is absolutely nothing to be gained from debating here shows just how lacking of any actual intelligence you people possess. But you sure feel smart after patting each other on your sanctimonious backs after convincing yourselves that what you know is actually correct when it is no more correct in reality than your warped and very corrupted World views. I will proudly stand alone against your combined self perceived intellect, and most importantly, I will confidently place my beliefs against yours at the end of this life when the true answers to the questions we debate will finally be known. And at that time, this ignorant christian will be standing tall in his knowledge as you all regret everything you have ever believed in your lives.
0	democrats are ceding foreign policy too early in the 2016 election
0	baseball's new rules are even sillier than we thought
1	ted danson totally nails tonight show interview
1	There's more to this story. The doctors who performed the abortion and the girl's mother, were excommunicated from the Catholic Church. And get this: the stepfather who raped his stepdaughter since she was six was NOT excommunicated, because by the Church's logic, what he did was not as bad! But you know, given the way women are dealt with in their holy book, I shouldn't be surprised. http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/0...n.html?ref=rss
0	here's where all the 'gilmore girls' characters would have ended up
0	5-year-old boy faces a tough decision about his girlfriends
1	And creationism was investigated and explored completely and shown to be false.
0	And like the "chicken and egg" question, where the answer is "a bird other than a chicken", so the answer to your little riddle is likely to be: RNA.
0	'bad moms' stars pull off amazing surprise for a single mom on 'ellen'
0	a little gay jewish boy: "life is a cabaret?"
0	slick rick's 'children's story' is getting turned into a real kid's book
1	'97 neons to come in three hideous new colors
0	Well, I'd say that since that sort of question don't have a pat and universal answer, then that's why they shouldn't have been asked in the first place, in this case. My view is that questions over a job like this should be about a person's qualifications
1	haunted hayride makes extra-spooky turn onto interstate
0	'today' anchors wear 'charlie brown' costumes for halloween

0

trumplethinskin: a president's day fable

1

new 10-10-911 saves emergency victims up to 30 percent

0

adele opens up about her private life, squad goals and new album

0

get lucky now: 4 simple ways to jump start your successes in life

0

determined cat goes through a lot to wrestle with stuffed tiger

0

want to be ready for retirement? lower your expectations

1

google launches 'the google' for older adults

0

there are a lot more jobs. but that isn't helping democrats for one key reason.

1

nation hears voices encouraging it to buy gun

1

experts warn prosecuting assange creates slippery slope to where we already are

1

amish teen spends entire rumspringa at apple store

1

Yea that must be it;), don't worry; no intelligent people were harmed in the making of this film. You see one must be utterly stupid to miss the attribution in the first post I made in this thread. It indicates (if you have enough brain power to understand this) that the statement in it was 1astic dig.

1

guantánamo detainee ruled not mentally fit to testify about psychological torture

0

That's not what he said. Why do you find it necessary to lie? But of course, you are quoting a news story. I have had experience with news stories that purport to quote what someone has said.

1

man avoids messing with texas

0

pennsylvania diocese releases names of 51 clergy, laypeople accused of misconduct

0

this fitness instructor is our new body hero

1

white house raises official hurricane florence death toll to -17

1

Well, if someday you have a real answer, feel free to post it. Oh, and don't worry about me. I won't be holding my breath.

1

not snowing over here, man on phone reports

0

'meow-nisota' all ears for internet cat video festival

0

stunning photographs capture the grief and survival after orlando

0

rules for selling during winter months

0

harry styles admits to chelsea handler that, yes, he has four nipples

1

lot of bold talk about making broth going around apartment

0

residents describe terrifying escape from london apartment block fire

1

prince charles weds longtime horse

0

georgia police search for missing 11-year-old boy

1

anderson cooper informs viewers cnn just minutes away from first significant piece of information of day

1

melania wishes just once she could look in mirror without own reflection turning away, gust of wind blowing through room, doors slamming shut

1

Balloon Juice Blog Archive BoBo Brooks, New King of the Media Village Courtiers?

1

Are you jealous because they won't let you out of the institution while gansao get's to run all over the place?

0

This isn't discrimination because the adult once did have have the right to live in a womb until it could live otherwise. Once out of the womb and living on his/her own this right has been exhausted because there is no need to be living in the womb. Much like you can drive but this 'right' is exhausted when you are drunk or too old to see anything.

1

'can anyone hear me?' shout terrified climate scientists frantically waving arms as passersby walk straight through them

1

And then you do EXACTLY what I just described. Ignore EVERYTHING I just said, and then just repeat yourself like I didn't just address EVERYTHING you just said... emoticonXFrazzled

0

rob portman: obama will face 'lawsuits' if he acts alone on immigration

0

One point I would like to make is that rockets are not legal to own, unless they are demil-ed, and the same goes for tanks and aircraft. They are called Destructive Devices under the NFA, and are regulated heavily.

1

sea claims flip-flop

1

skywriter leaves suicide note

0

the death of email

0

So what? That means in a firefight with police, the criminal will run out of ammunition in a matter of seconds and be ripe for the picking.

0

gourmet gifts for the foodie 2014

0

limits or limitless?

0

leann rimes, those are some interesting pants

1

bob barr on two-party system: "waaah! waaah!"

1

dream vacation turns deadly for area houseplant

1

trump welcomes jefferson davis statue as special state of the union guest

0

brazil probes olympics threats after group backs islamic state

0

running from obama, mary landrieu embraces hillary clinton

0

sheldon adelson: party hack

1

mueller admits a smarter president would've totally found way to stop investigation by now

1

disney reveals that every disney movie takes place in single, unified universe

1

MSNBC and CNN are about as "fair and balanced" as a drunken sailor.

1

Who are these 1400 geologists? Got a list? Got a link other than the kooks? This 1400 number is only mentioned on your linked site. Nowhere else on the internet. Why?

0

kalamazoo shooting suspect switched cars amid rampage

1

man coasting through life entirely on benefit of doubt

0

desperate parents of abducted nigerian girls lose hope in government, turn to u.n.

1

Are there any values in kalifornia other than if it feels good do it? The no father in black culture holds true in kalifornia. Maybe even more so than the rest of the country.

1

warren buffett tells colleagues about exciting investment opportunity he recently discovered selling mary kay beauty products

0

black people need more representation and fewer 'representatives'

1

mental health experts recommend calling fratricide prevention hotline for anyone contemplating killing brother

1

psychic-phone-line customer used to be closed-minded just like her friends

1

last french fry told to 'get your ass over here'

1

'there are no good options in syria,' sighs man who has devoted 12 minutes of research to topic

1

The VPC has a political agenda. The FBI? That is like saying I believe Coke taste better than Pepsi because the Coke commericial says so.

1

report: your father currently typing 'naked women' into yahoo images search bar

1

First off, your sick. To actually want to see more death and destruction. Are Americans somehow less intelligent? Your notions are racist for lack of a better term. What to meet stupid? Walk out your front door and sample the people on the side walk. You'll find the same stupid around the world.

1

furious meghan markle can't believe harry hasn't told family she's black yet

1

man in kitchen can't remember what he got married, bought house, had 3 kids, and came in here for

1

clinton calls for big bucks, no whammys

1

man suddenly regretting asking to be taken seriously by peers

0

over 450 protesters arrested in tehran during crackdown on anti-government demonstrations

1

soccer mom to suck off world's greatest dad

0

reproductive health and rights in an age of inequality

0

the best dinner and a movie combos in la

0

espn to have first female analyst call top soccer tournament on u.s. tv

1

Interesting. It seems that you like to get your news from Aljazeera.

1

area teens find once-in-a-lifetime love

1

national forest service recommends campers tie up their food to avoid attracting other visitors

0

news roundup for may 31, 2017

0

The problem with happenstance origins is that there is no evidence, and it's simply not possible to falsify it. If we were able to prove so many scientific proceedures (from abiogenesis to radiometric dating - all based on the presupposition that there is no God) were indisputably true, then ID would be falsified. There is not enough supporting evidence for happenstance origins. Yet so much of happenstance origins is considered science, so all too often, there is no line between religion and science.

1

woman quickly reading up on candidates' policy stances after voting

1

obama endorses not doing goddamn thing to fix illinois in midterms

0

the fallacy of state-coerced marriage officiants: a primer from the military chaplaincy

0

To be constantly told I've been defeated by pseudo intellectuals who constantly claim victories when there is absolutely nothing to be gained from debating here shows just how lacking of any actual intelligence you people possess. But you sure feel smart after patting each other on your sanctimonious backs after convincing yourselves that what you know is actually correct when it is no more correct in reality than your warped and very corrupted World views. I will proudly stand alone against your combined self perceived intellect, and most importantly, I will confidently place my beliefs against yours at the end of this life when the true answers to the questions we debate will finally be known. And at that time, this ignorant christian will be standing tall in his knowledge as you all regret everything you have ever believed in your lives.

0

democrats are ceding foreign policy too early in the 2016 election

0

baseball's new rules are even sillier than we thought

1

ted danson totally nails tonight show interview

1

There's more to this story. The doctors who performed the abortion and the girl's mother, were excommunicated from the Catholic Church. And get this: the stepfather who raped his stepdaughter since she was six was NOT excommunicated, because by the Church's logic, what he did was not as bad! But you know, given the way women are dealt with in their holy book, I shouldn't be surprised. http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/0...n.html?ref=rss

0

here's where all the 'gilmore girls' characters would have ended up

0

5-year-old boy faces a tough decision about his girlfriends

1

And creationism was investigated and explored completely and shown to be false.

0

And like the "chicken and egg" question, where the answer is "a bird other than a chicken", so the answer to your little riddle is likely to be: RNA.

0

'bad moms' stars pull off amazing surprise for a single mom on 'ellen'

0

a little gay jewish boy: "life is a cabaret?"

0

slick rick's 'children's story' is getting turned into a real kid's book

1

'97 neons to come in three hideous new colors

0

Well, I'd say that since that sort of question don't have a pat and universal answer, then that's why they shouldn't have been asked in the first place, in this case. My view is that questions over a job like this should be about a person's qualifications

1

haunted hayride makes extra-spooky turn onto interstate

0

'today' anchors wear 'charlie brown' costumes for halloween