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0	tale of two primaries and how to uphold majority rule
0	how 2016 fashion week is already more inclusive than usual
0	male writer outs female writer who wanted anonymity
0	gina rodriguez tears up as she gets a surprise visit from acting teacher
1	I never suggested that they shouldn't be. The punishment should equal the crime. And your welcome.
1	woman stalked across 8 websites by obsessed shoe advertisement
0	the one thing all personal trainers tell their clients to do more of
0	austin street sign vandalized in tribute to david bowie; city lets it stay
1	increasing number of americans unable to point out map
1	teens find this one hilarious store
1	new anti-drug program teaches teens to resist psychiatrist's constant pressure to use drugs
1	eric clapton wows audience with even slower version of 'layla'
1	white house dishwasher tenders resignation
1	federal court ruling requires private businesses to install handicapped-accessible wheelchair jumps
1	embarrassed california firefighters realize they've been spraying flames this whole time
1	pizza slice only has one pepperoni
0	It's NOT any of my business, but when presenting information to the readers at large, such topics need to be ####ing addressed, something militant pro-abortionist seldom want to bring up. I'm actually happy that you had a good operation and think more should go into ensuring ALL women have the same low risk proceedures when necessary. We're dealing with health aspects, all, not just selective. And there may even be things I'm not aware about to consider.
1	man needs emotional support only a woman can feign
0	Actually, they are genetic. Our cells have receptors which are triggered by exposure to pathogens; that's how we "learn" to fight off a disease. And not everyone has the same receptors, which ones you posses is a genetic trait. It's one of the reasons that Native Americans were so vulnerable to European diseases, they hadn't evolved the receptors that would have enabled them to build up defences against the diseases the Europeans had lived with for generations. If your hypothesis was correct we wouldn't see different populations having different reactions to the same disease.
1	encouraging new study indicates majority of u.s. students can now recognize math
1	creative alcoholic comes up with idea to drink a lot
0	usain bolt ends olympic career with one more gold
0	Most of them happening in the inner cities of Illinois, New York and California - states where the restricted access of firearms is supposedly designed to keep acts like these from happening. Who's the real traitor in this case; Obama for not passing your gun control package? Or the black guys that feel the need to kill their fellow black men for whatever reason motivates them?
1	forensic evidence shows signs of feeble struggle
0	a week in brooklyn, new york, on a $55,000 salary
0	how to criticize your kids without ruining their self-esteem
0	how is natural wine different from the stuff you're drinking?
1	Which you would do by having teachers teach kids that being gay is alright. You would teach those kids, against their parents wishes, that being gay is alright. You would do that after you make it legal WITHOUT A POPULAR VOTE. Seems that you really don't give a rat's XXX about this poor dead kid at all. You just see his corpse and throw him on top of your gay marriage banner. How noble of you.
1	man who encourages child's destructive id referred to as 'good with kids'
0	hillary clinton taps pusha t for voter registration drive
1	'okay, i'm ready to speak to you under oath,' says eric trump from beneath rubber donald trump mask
1	pollsters admit they underestimated voters' adrenal glands
0	Oh I quite agree. Unfortunately, not everyone is able to see it as such. I was admitting to those who don't that it does appear that God confirms their homosexual prejudices. To back Traveler up however, I don't buy the 'closet case' answer myself. People who are racist aren't secretly scared they are black, equally homophobes aren't necessarily closet homosexuals. Unfortunately such irrational prejudices just exist.
1	You don't know what you're talking about and never have. Study up on this, Einstein, and you won't feel so superior. Dating the New Testament
1	Once again - show our exact words where we say that it should negate his arguments against same-sex marriage? His arguments negate themselves and need no help from him, and we do not claim that his hypocrisy negates the arguments - we just point out his hypocrisy. All I see here is you making wild inferences and speculations on some statements that say nothing of what you are claiming. The "very first paragraph" doesn't "link them" in the way you are suggesting - it links them to show his hypocrisy. SHOW US THE EXACT WORDS - highlight them - where we say what you claim, not some words where you try to connect something that was never said. Have fun with the strawperson, jim, you seem to enjoy them. emoticonXKill
0	the skinny on sleep and your weight
0	how three heroin-addicted sisters are getting sober
0	past armageddon and on to zippori, one of israel's premier archaeological sites: spring break 2016, breaking bad on the looney front - part 1
0	8 things guns compensate for (besides your penis)
0	want better behaved kids? tell them they're so loved
1	hanes, fruit of the loom locked in bitter struggle no one else aware of
1	Here's some advice, if you're going to try and crack on me, make your 'jokes' (I'll be nice and call them that) less passive and more active, grammar-wise. Crim- A definition is the meaning of word that someone created using their own opinions. Is there a difference? And, a circle could be called a circle in the English language, but I could make up a new language in which a circle would be called a square and a square a circle.
1	local child amuses cafébut for how long?
1	pueblo indians can't keep pace with area mom's appetite for earthenware
0	this craigslist missed connection is delightfully feminist
0	The difference, Eddie is simply this. If the Constitution needs to be changed, the founders instigated a means to do so. Said means is doubly hard as to make sure what is done, has been given much thought and study. The plan afoot today by the Gun Grabbers is to incrementally usurp the rights of free men, until, the fait accompli has been established. If the Right to Keep and Bear Arms, or any of the other rights guaranteed by the Constitution are to be abridged, they must ne done so by legal means, i.e. constitutional amendment.
1	cnn promises to maintain complete lack of editorial integrity despite at&t-time warner merger
0	isis losing its 'capital' is a pivotal defeat for the terrorist group
0	here's why jake gyllenhaal didn't sweat playing gay in 'brokeback mountain'
0	pastor ripped for posting video of woman in wheelchair towed by truck
1	Like evolution, right? You have your conclusion, so everything else must adhere to it. Just answer the question. How to you account for the statements above?
0	George Bush won the majority of votes (the first majority winner in 16 years) in an election with the highest turnout in US history (>117Million voters). The Senate Minority Leader was defeated by a nobody. Democrats lost at least 3 seats in each of the House and Senate, something that never happens in a Presidential election year. This gave the Republican majority in both branches of Congress even more control. 11 Liberal ballot initiatives went down in flames by huge margins. If liberalism ISN'T dead, then it's in ICU on a heart and lung machine. emoticonXRolleyes
0	an open letter to progressives: tpp is not yet 'the most progressive trade agreement in history'
0	gloria steinem warns that donald trump & state laws will endanger women's rights
0	this author thinks all women are 'crazy' -- and wants us to own it
0	friday's morning email: hackers reportedly target u.s. nuclear plants
1	empty inner tube ominously exits mouth of lazy river
0	ted cruz-john kasich pact gets off to a bad start
1	usps unveils new line of commemorative prince-inspired postal workers
1	president, cabinet move into new open plan offices
1	man overjoyed he no longer has to purchase entire day's worth of egg mcmuffins in morning
0	gina rodriguez is bringing a show about an undocumented family to tv
1	captor, captive have different senses of humor
1	supreme court rules gay rights do not extend to dessert
0	pilot uses gps tracker to draw picture of a plane... with a plane
0	20 meditation tips for beginners
0	hip-hop legends salt-n-pepa want more women in rap today
1	new study finds primitive customers capable of buying tools from hardware store
1	semiotics department accuses university administration of anti-semiotism
1	It is abundantly clear to me now that you are either too stupid to understand my point, or you are too chicken to address it. Or maybe both.
1	new york city announces subway just for amazon employees now
0	I think there are two separate questions here.(1) When does personhood begin?(2) Who gets to make such arbitrary, moral decisions on behalf of a pregnant woman?Both are legitimate issues of contention. You can't just dismiss the one you don't want to argue as unimportant. There are lots of excellent arguments going every which way, and many of them are objectively unresolvable, such as the one pertaining to the onset of personhood. They are truly matters of opinion.So, since there is obviously little agreement between people about when an egg and sperm become a person with full human rights, the practical question really is whose opinion matters most? The woman's, or the faceless bureaucrat's? emoticonXGood
0	nfl player shares some good news about his daughter's cancer treatment
1	nasa launches first cordless satellite
0	hillary clinton to release 2015 tax returns within days, criticizes donald trump
0	talking to our kids: the conversation we should be having
0	presidential hopefuls ham it up at iowa state fair
1	If truth makes you uncomfortable, feel free not to respond to me. I will continue to point out hypocrisy , and bigotry. I'll mock anybody who says 'slavery wasn't all that bad' either.
1	family of congressman glad he finally found outlet for his racism
0	traffic courts are driving inequality in california
1	the cyberspace revolution: why are the media ignoring it?
0	this 'alice in wonderland' wedding will take you down the rabbit hole
0	here's a brand new thing you didn't know about 'the office'
1	too late now to switch from checkout line with talkative cashier
1	brooks brothers unveils new line of monogramed cum rags
1	gallup pollster forced to cut off another gop voter's enraged rant in order to get to next call
1	scientific journal releases list of year's top 100 compounds
0	president trump's war on children
0	listen up! my favorite americana discoveries of 2014
1	'what's all this i'm hearing about people getting security clearances?' asks confused mike pompeo to white house staff avoiding eye contact
0	who urges trump to expand, not repeal, obamacare
0	And those pillars will be replaced by something stronger like equality and Justice.
0	taylor swift calls out celebrity culture
1	disappointing buffalo wild wings not living up to ridicule
1	first-time voter will always remember day he cast ballot for nick barborak
0	soda taxes create complicated rules
0	a look at transgender sex workers living in china
0	behind every easter is a crucifixion
1	Yeah, ok, keep up with your "Creationist" therory and I'll stick to my much more believable idea of "Evolution." Keep your religion out of MY Government!
1	asshole even shoots pool like an asshole

0

tale of two primaries and how to uphold majority rule

0

how 2016 fashion week is already more inclusive than usual

0

male writer outs female writer who wanted anonymity

0

gina rodriguez tears up as she gets a surprise visit from acting teacher

1

I never suggested that they shouldn't be. The punishment should equal the crime. And your welcome.

1

woman stalked across 8 websites by obsessed shoe advertisement

0

the one thing all personal trainers tell their clients to do more of

0

austin street sign vandalized in tribute to david bowie; city lets it stay

1

increasing number of americans unable to point out map

1

teens find this one hilarious store

1

new anti-drug program teaches teens to resist psychiatrist's constant pressure to use drugs

1

eric clapton wows audience with even slower version of 'layla'

1

white house dishwasher tenders resignation

1

federal court ruling requires private businesses to install handicapped-accessible wheelchair jumps

1

embarrassed california firefighters realize they've been spraying flames this whole time

1

pizza slice only has one pepperoni

0

It's NOT any of my business, but when presenting information to the readers at large, such topics need to be ####ing addressed, something militant pro-abortionist seldom want to bring up. I'm actually happy that you had a good operation and think more should go into ensuring ALL women have the same low risk proceedures when necessary. We're dealing with health aspects, all, not just selective. And there may even be things I'm not aware about to consider.

1

man needs emotional support only a woman can feign

0

Actually, they are genetic. Our cells have receptors which are triggered by exposure to pathogens; that's how we "learn" to fight off a disease. And not everyone has the same receptors, which ones you posses is a genetic trait. It's one of the reasons that Native Americans were so vulnerable to European diseases, they hadn't evolved the receptors that would have enabled them to build up defences against the diseases the Europeans had lived with for generations. If your hypothesis was correct we wouldn't see different populations having different reactions to the same disease.

1

encouraging new study indicates majority of u.s. students can now recognize math

1

creative alcoholic comes up with idea to drink a lot

0

usain bolt ends olympic career with one more gold

0

Most of them happening in the inner cities of Illinois, New York and California - states where the restricted access of firearms is supposedly designed to keep acts like these from happening. Who's the real traitor in this case; Obama for not passing your gun control package? Or the black guys that feel the need to kill their fellow black men for whatever reason motivates them?

1

forensic evidence shows signs of feeble struggle

0

a week in brooklyn, new york, on a $55,000 salary

0

how to criticize your kids without ruining their self-esteem

0

how is natural wine different from the stuff you're drinking?

1

Which you would do by having teachers teach kids that being gay is alright. You would teach those kids, against their parents wishes, that being gay is alright. You would do that after you make it legal WITHOUT A POPULAR VOTE. Seems that you really don't give a rat's XXX about this poor dead kid at all. You just see his corpse and throw him on top of your gay marriage banner. How noble of you.

1

man who encourages child's destructive id referred to as 'good with kids'

0

hillary clinton taps pusha t for voter registration drive

1

'okay, i'm ready to speak to you under oath,' says eric trump from beneath rubber donald trump mask

1

pollsters admit they underestimated voters' adrenal glands

0

Oh I quite agree. Unfortunately, not everyone is able to see it as such. I was admitting to those who don't that it does appear that God confirms their homosexual prejudices. To back Traveler up however, I don't buy the 'closet case' answer myself. People who are racist aren't secretly scared they are black, equally homophobes aren't necessarily closet homosexuals. Unfortunately such irrational prejudices just exist.

1

You don't know what you're talking about and never have. Study up on this, Einstein, and you won't feel so superior. Dating the New Testament

1

Once again - show our exact words where we say that it should negate his arguments against same-sex marriage? His arguments negate themselves and need no help from him, and we do not claim that his hypocrisy negates the arguments - we just point out his hypocrisy. All I see here is you making wild inferences and speculations on some statements that say nothing of what you are claiming. The "very first paragraph" doesn't "link them" in the way you are suggesting - it links them to show his hypocrisy. SHOW US THE EXACT WORDS - highlight them - where we say what you claim, not some words where you try to connect something that was never said. Have fun with the strawperson, jim, you seem to enjoy them. emoticonXKill

0

the skinny on sleep and your weight

0

how three heroin-addicted sisters are getting sober

0

past armageddon and on to zippori, one of israel's premier archaeological sites: spring break 2016, breaking bad on the looney front - part 1

0

8 things guns compensate for (besides your penis)

0

want better behaved kids? tell them they're so loved

1

hanes, fruit of the loom locked in bitter struggle no one else aware of

1

Here's some advice, if you're going to try and crack on me, make your 'jokes' (I'll be nice and call them that) less passive and more active, grammar-wise. Crim- A definition is the meaning of word that someone created using their own opinions. Is there a difference? And, a circle could be called a circle in the English language, but I could make up a new language in which a circle would be called a square and a square a circle.

1

local child amuses cafébut for how long?

1

pueblo indians can't keep pace with area mom's appetite for earthenware

0

this craigslist missed connection is delightfully feminist

0

The difference, Eddie is simply this. If the Constitution needs to be changed, the founders instigated a means to do so. Said means is doubly hard as to make sure what is done, has been given much thought and study. The plan afoot today by the Gun Grabbers is to incrementally usurp the rights of free men, until, the fait accompli has been established. If the Right to Keep and Bear Arms, or any of the other rights guaranteed by the Constitution are to be abridged, they must ne done so by legal means, i.e. constitutional amendment.

1

cnn promises to maintain complete lack of editorial integrity despite at&t-time warner merger

0

isis losing its 'capital' is a pivotal defeat for the terrorist group

0

here's why jake gyllenhaal didn't sweat playing gay in 'brokeback mountain'

0

pastor ripped for posting video of woman in wheelchair towed by truck

1

Like evolution, right? You have your conclusion, so everything else must adhere to it. Just answer the question. How to you account for the statements above?

0

George Bush won the majority of votes (the first majority winner in 16 years) in an election with the highest turnout in US history (>117Million voters). The Senate Minority Leader was defeated by a nobody. Democrats lost at least 3 seats in each of the House and Senate, something that never happens in a Presidential election year. This gave the Republican majority in both branches of Congress even more control. 11 Liberal ballot initiatives went down in flames by huge margins. If liberalism ISN'T dead, then it's in ICU on a heart and lung machine. emoticonXRolleyes

0

an open letter to progressives: tpp is not yet 'the most progressive trade agreement in history'

0

gloria steinem warns that donald trump & state laws will endanger women's rights

0

this author thinks all women are 'crazy' -- and wants us to own it

0

friday's morning email: hackers reportedly target u.s. nuclear plants

1

empty inner tube ominously exits mouth of lazy river

0

ted cruz-john kasich pact gets off to a bad start

1

usps unveils new line of commemorative prince-inspired postal workers

1

president, cabinet move into new open plan offices

1

man overjoyed he no longer has to purchase entire day's worth of egg mcmuffins in morning

0

gina rodriguez is bringing a show about an undocumented family to tv

1

captor, captive have different senses of humor

1

supreme court rules gay rights do not extend to dessert

0

pilot uses gps tracker to draw picture of a plane... with a plane

0

20 meditation tips for beginners

0

hip-hop legends salt-n-pepa want more women in rap today

1

new study finds primitive customers capable of buying tools from hardware store

1

semiotics department accuses university administration of anti-semiotism

1

It is abundantly clear to me now that you are either too stupid to understand my point, or you are too chicken to address it. Or maybe both.

1

new york city announces subway just for amazon employees now

0

I think there are two separate questions here.(1) When does personhood begin?(2) Who gets to make such arbitrary, moral decisions on behalf of a pregnant woman?Both are legitimate issues of contention. You can't just dismiss the one you don't want to argue as unimportant. There are lots of excellent arguments going every which way, and many of them are objectively unresolvable, such as the one pertaining to the onset of personhood. They are truly matters of opinion.So, since there is obviously little agreement between people about when an egg and sperm become a person with full human rights, the practical question really is whose opinion matters most? The woman's, or the faceless bureaucrat's? emoticonXGood

0

nfl player shares some good news about his daughter's cancer treatment

1

nasa launches first cordless satellite

0

hillary clinton to release 2015 tax returns within days, criticizes donald trump

0

talking to our kids: the conversation we should be having

0

presidential hopefuls ham it up at iowa state fair

1

If truth makes you uncomfortable, feel free not to respond to me. I will continue to point out hypocrisy , and bigotry. I'll mock anybody who says 'slavery wasn't all that bad' either.

1

family of congressman glad he finally found outlet for his racism

0

traffic courts are driving inequality in california

1

the cyberspace revolution: why are the media ignoring it?

0

this 'alice in wonderland' wedding will take you down the rabbit hole

0

here's a brand new thing you didn't know about 'the office'

1

too late now to switch from checkout line with talkative cashier

1

brooks brothers unveils new line of monogramed cum rags

1

gallup pollster forced to cut off another gop voter's enraged rant in order to get to next call

1

scientific journal releases list of year's top 100 compounds

0

president trump's war on children

0

listen up! my favorite americana discoveries of 2014

1

'what's all this i'm hearing about people getting security clearances?' asks confused mike pompeo to white house staff avoiding eye contact

0

who urges trump to expand, not repeal, obamacare

0

And those pillars will be replaced by something stronger like equality and Justice.

0

taylor swift calls out celebrity culture

1

disappointing buffalo wild wings not living up to ridicule

1

first-time voter will always remember day he cast ballot for nick barborak

0

soda taxes create complicated rules

0

a look at transgender sex workers living in china

0

behind every easter is a crucifixion

1

Yeah, ok, keep up with your "Creationist" therory and I'll stick to my much more believable idea of "Evolution." Keep your religion out of MY Government!

1

asshole even shoots pool like an asshole