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1	congolese rebel can't bring himself to care about congolese war
0	obama loses key potential republican ally on guantanamo bay closure
0	friday talking points -- don't panic
1	weird birthday boy blowing out candles wishes for john hickenlooper to win democratic primary
0	women honor harriet tubman with 100-mile trek along the underground railroad
0	Almost? Usually, that is true, and it involves selection between populations. However, there are often times when some of a population is better able to survive. Those times, selection occurs within a population.
1	last 12 years a real wake-up call for area man
0	incredibly daring man swims to hawaii's lava with a selfie stick
1	man who enjoys popular rock songs discovers perfect radio station
1	Once one is adept at finding evidence after a conclusion is presumed, all sorts of "proofs" reveal themselves. What's next, Nostradamus?
1	millions of american lips called to service in fight against poverty
0	7 havana attractions you can't wait to see
1	Wow! sorry for making a little light on a touchy subject. "we are all monkeys" was meant to be a joke and I am a catholic, because I was baptized catholic, but I don't have to believe that Jesus saved anyone because I don't know if he did and I don't really care. All I care about is today and tomorrow and relax, you can't go around freaking out all the time. And someone, who ever said we don't have tails, well here is an evolution tid-bit for you, elephants don't have thick course hair anymore either... is that called??? evolution? I think we did have some sort of stubby tail at one point and that's where I think we got our "Tail-bone" from. I am just kidding, but relax. Anyone who gets all huffy-puffy about what I think... well, then you are a monkey. Nikki
1	conga-line participant beckons ominously
0	anatomy of an 'uncoupling'
0	watch this guy count to 100,000 for no reason whatsoever
0	caring for every preemie, every day
1	delta airlines counter agent assures man he will never see his family again
0	how to tell if a product is actually eco-friendly, from alexandra zissu (video)
0	Private guns were completely private. They were personal property and could not be seized. It was the man that carried the weapon who was required to provide service, and required to provide his own weapon. Since the enrollment and inventory requirements were specifically to ensure that every man had his own private rifle, shot, powder, kit to fight with, it would seem rather stupid to worry that it was infringing on peoples right to bear arms, wouldn't it? Contrast this with today, where registration schemes have been used in places like new york to provide lists for seizure or surrender of firearms. In the one case, you have a law that is meant to insure that everybody has a weapon, i the other, it is a law determined to limit the accessibility of weapons. You really don't see the difference here?
1	viagra giving hope to thousands of struggling stand-up comedians
1	nation's debate viewers disgusted with selves after connecting with mitt romney
1	shooting suspect released after not breaking any arizona laws
0	the unbelievably easy 2014 midterm election voters guide -- money in politics
0	after fifty years of occupation, what's next: an open letter to president mahmoud abbas
0	gawker's season of fear and loathing
0	the 7 things tech companies need to realize about older workers
0	an iowa teenager didn't wreck his state's health care market. here's who did.
1	olympic speed skater thinking about maybe taking out the garbage
0	a rhubarb explainer for everyone who's still confused
1	desperate hillary to obama: 'next vote wins'
0	Actually I'm so sure of my manhood that even though I knew that charge would be levelled against me I still posted anyway. Anyway if you feel that men need to be degraded to make up for past actions to women you have gone from "righteous" to bitter.
0	surprise bidder for weinstein company wants embattled studio to be led by women
0	bernie sanders: 'it would not be a bad thing' if fbi director james comey resigned
1	And you tell people not to call you a gay basher? LOLemoticonXRolleyes emoticonXRolleyes emoticonXCensored I know very well what faux means - that is the reason it is bashing to call someone's marriage that.
0	in a deadly crash, who should a driverless car kill -- or save?
0	the 'game of thrones' season 6 trailer hints at jon snow's resurrection
0	Yes, I mean the couple who was wrongly accused of being Russian spies in the 50's and then exicuted. This was stupid for at least two reasons. One, they weren't spies. Back about 5 years ago, they had a family member come out and say that they testified wrongly against them. Second, the whole idea of the Russian threat was some paronoid fantasy by this one guy named McCarthy who was an idiot and a big fraidy cat. Because of his loonicy, too many people lost jobs wrongfully (and lives) and made an entire nation of scared citizens even more frightened.Besides, the Russians were never really a threat to us in the first place. They were more of a threat to themselves.
0	gluten-free quinoa stuffed mushrooms
1	area woman dumped on 15-week anniversary
0	my money is on a trump victory
0	gop delegate reports violent threats from trump supporters
1	ant born
1	suitcase spends all year looking forward to carousel ride
1	jared kushner relieved he can finally stop anonymously buying all items ever sold from wife's clothing line
0	when do i get to stop spinning the plates?
1	leno's voicemail message pauses for laughter
0	debbie robins de la bouillerie, best selling author, executive leader, film and television producer died on august 31st at the age of 58.
1	hospital gift shop figures it can soak 'em for 30 on the 'i'm thinking of you' teddy bear
0	open letter to pope francis: help save my vocation
1	Yes, the university one is quite possibly the most nonsensical. I will never understand why people seem to think that the mere presence of a weapon makes it somehow more likely that there is going to be a problem. I have lots and lots of guns, right here at my house. Last year, the murder rate at my house was 0. I think that we can most likely maintain the same this year. What school are you at?
1	missing boy scout earns publicity badge
1	standoff in ivory coast threatens to boil over into full-scale news blurb
1	u.s. indicts 12 russian officials who will be indicted for 2018, 2020 election hacking
1	Well, we have Noah and his family getting off the Ark after the great flood. But no mention of Gilgamesh writers. They obviously weren't born yet.
1	breaking: still nothing
1	fireworks accident blows off tip of florida
1	onion social ceo addresses user privacy concerns by adding new 'are you sure?' prompt to doxing feature
1	Seriously, in part is Waxy saying, I was here first? (It's my forum, I'll whine if I want to.)
0	study: how long you wait to see a doctor is linked to race, employment
1	cubs eliminated from playoff contention
1	nation's gynecologists assure women that whatever gets stuck in there they can get out
1	previously unknown prejudice against japanese surfaces during game of battleship
0	Well, it seems to me that if you have a reflex it means you have an at least partially developed and functional nervous system which would tell me that you can feel pain.
1	area man achieves your dream
1	fran drescher screeches out for cancer awareness
0	4-year search for missing malaysia airlines jet to end next week
1	arne duncan stressed about preparing for standardized secretary of education exam
1	sole survivor of air crash has asia's 'sole survivor' stuck in head
1	amazing medical discovery to add years of fish-oil consumption to man's life
1	fracking industry now largest employer of recent pr graduates
0	Well, again, the best resource I could think of is wikipedia, just do a few searches there (I suggest starting with "Human evolution") and I'm sure most of your questions will be answered. Bear in mind though that even this will only give you a basic overview. If you really want to go in depth, take a college course on evolution. Another good site would be TalkOrigins Archive: Exploring the Creation/Evolution Controversy
0	17 tweets about the horrifying reality of accidentally sending a sext
0	Crammed with them, sure, why not? Its easy, only a few million light years. The scientific method is used in weather forecasting too.
0	we're crazy in love for leslie jones, tara lipinski and johnny weir's beyoncé moves
0	the science-backed ways that movement boosts your mood
1	high-culture wars heat up over controversial new opera
0	The question is: To what degree do wars cull out particular genes as opposed to ideas? Another thing to consider is not who is getting killed, but who is being born. Unless, something is done about the niche, it will just get filled again by whoever was decimated. Compare: Germans (hypothetically) settling in the Ukraine versus the US bombing of Hiroshima (which was not then settled by the US). Consistent genetic pressure is really key.
0	obama administration warns schools to allow transgender access to bathrooms
0	google introduces a new way to screen telemarketers
0	dustin lance black has great reply after being told two men shouldn't raise kids
1	warm, syrupy pleasure coursing through man's veins after big hit of mattress
0	twitter 'verifies' jason kessler, organizer of charlottesville white supremacist rally
1	popeye decries mideast bombings; 'dese bombinks is disgustipating,' says sailor man
0	buddhist monks buy lobsters destined for the dinner table and set them free
1	No, its not. Thats a strawman. I have never stated anything of the sort. You just cannot debate honestly. I never said that since one argument is wrong, that all are wrong. I am saying that I can prove all the arguments wrong independantly. Not that I have to. Now, any of you able to give even a hint of an intelligent answer to the OP? Or does that shatter your delusion that you dont support murdering children?
0	dear mr. president: a dispatch from bowling green
0	'real people' in car commercials are either actors or not terribly bright
1	...or we could feed the criminals to the dinosaurs!...save the cows for meatloaf.
0	former u.s. attorneys warn trump about 'severe repercussions' of firing robert mueller
0	But we certainly have the right to evict such persons. But then, regardless, the embryo is not a person.
1	libyans agree to come up with something for qaddafi to do all day in exchange for him leaving
0	But it is based on history. There is plenty of history showing that women had illegal abortions. Or, if their families had money. went to Costa Rica or Britain to have a legal one in those countries.Women died or had severe medical emergencies due to illegal abortions. Doctors and nurses were prosecuted for providing these services.
1	defiant mitch mcconnell holds merrick garland's severed head aloft in front of capitol building
1	romantic gesture too expensive to waste on current girlfriend
0	madonna teases new song at surprise met gala performance
1	naked eric trump runs through state dinner pursued by screaming au pair
0	will congressional nsa action matter?
0	another noose found near d.c. museums, police say
0	pennsylvania's congressional delegation will no longer be all men

1

congolese rebel can't bring himself to care about congolese war

0

obama loses key potential republican ally on guantanamo bay closure

0

friday talking points -- don't panic

1

weird birthday boy blowing out candles wishes for john hickenlooper to win democratic primary

0

women honor harriet tubman with 100-mile trek along the underground railroad

0

Almost? Usually, that is true, and it involves selection between populations. However, there are often times when some of a population is better able to survive. Those times, selection occurs within a population.

1

last 12 years a real wake-up call for area man

0

incredibly daring man swims to hawaii's lava with a selfie stick

1

man who enjoys popular rock songs discovers perfect radio station

1

Once one is adept at finding evidence after a conclusion is presumed, all sorts of "proofs" reveal themselves. What's next, Nostradamus?

1

millions of american lips called to service in fight against poverty

0

7 havana attractions you can't wait to see

1

Wow! sorry for making a little light on a touchy subject. "we are all monkeys" was meant to be a joke and I am a catholic, because I was baptized catholic, but I don't have to believe that Jesus saved anyone because I don't know if he did and I don't really care. All I care about is today and tomorrow and relax, you can't go around freaking out all the time. And someone, who ever said we don't have tails, well here is an evolution tid-bit for you, elephants don't have thick course hair anymore either... is that called??? evolution? I think we did have some sort of stubby tail at one point and that's where I think we got our "Tail-bone" from. I am just kidding, but relax. Anyone who gets all huffy-puffy about what I think... well, then you are a monkey. Nikki

1

conga-line participant beckons ominously

0

anatomy of an 'uncoupling'

0

watch this guy count to 100,000 for no reason whatsoever

0

caring for every preemie, every day

1

delta airlines counter agent assures man he will never see his family again

0

how to tell if a product is actually eco-friendly, from alexandra zissu (video)

0

Private guns were completely private. They were personal property and could not be seized. It was the man that carried the weapon who was required to provide service, and required to provide his own weapon. Since the enrollment and inventory requirements were specifically to ensure that every man had his own private rifle, shot, powder, kit to fight with, it would seem rather stupid to worry that it was infringing on peoples right to bear arms, wouldn't it? Contrast this with today, where registration schemes have been used in places like new york to provide lists for seizure or surrender of firearms. In the one case, you have a law that is meant to insure that everybody has a weapon, i the other, it is a law determined to limit the accessibility of weapons. You really don't see the difference here?

1

viagra giving hope to thousands of struggling stand-up comedians

1

nation's debate viewers disgusted with selves after connecting with mitt romney

1

shooting suspect released after not breaking any arizona laws

0

the unbelievably easy 2014 midterm election voters guide -- money in politics

0

after fifty years of occupation, what's next: an open letter to president mahmoud abbas

0

gawker's season of fear and loathing

0

the 7 things tech companies need to realize about older workers

0

an iowa teenager didn't wreck his state's health care market. here's who did.

1

olympic speed skater thinking about maybe taking out the garbage

0

a rhubarb explainer for everyone who's still confused

1

desperate hillary to obama: 'next vote wins'

0

Actually I'm so sure of my manhood that even though I knew that charge would be levelled against me I still posted anyway. Anyway if you feel that men need to be degraded to make up for past actions to women you have gone from "righteous" to bitter.

0

surprise bidder for weinstein company wants embattled studio to be led by women

0

bernie sanders: 'it would not be a bad thing' if fbi director james comey resigned

1

And you tell people not to call you a gay basher? LOLemoticonXRolleyes emoticonXRolleyes emoticonXCensored I know very well what faux means - that is the reason it is bashing to call someone's marriage that.

0

in a deadly crash, who should a driverless car kill -- or save?

0

the 'game of thrones' season 6 trailer hints at jon snow's resurrection

0

Yes, I mean the couple who was wrongly accused of being Russian spies in the 50's and then exicuted. This was stupid for at least two reasons. One, they weren't spies. Back about 5 years ago, they had a family member come out and say that they testified wrongly against them. Second, the whole idea of the Russian threat was some paronoid fantasy by this one guy named McCarthy who was an idiot and a big fraidy cat. Because of his loonicy, too many people lost jobs wrongfully (and lives) and made an entire nation of scared citizens even more frightened.Besides, the Russians were never really a threat to us in the first place. They were more of a threat to themselves.

0

gluten-free quinoa stuffed mushrooms

1

area woman dumped on 15-week anniversary

0

my money is on a trump victory

0

gop delegate reports violent threats from trump supporters

1

ant born

1

suitcase spends all year looking forward to carousel ride

1

jared kushner relieved he can finally stop anonymously buying all items ever sold from wife's clothing line

0

when do i get to stop spinning the plates?

1

leno's voicemail message pauses for laughter

0

debbie robins de la bouillerie, best selling author, executive leader, film and television producer died on august 31st at the age of 58.

1

hospital gift shop figures it can soak 'em for 30 on the 'i'm thinking of you' teddy bear

0

open letter to pope francis: help save my vocation

1

Yes, the university one is quite possibly the most nonsensical. I will never understand why people seem to think that the mere presence of a weapon makes it somehow more likely that there is going to be a problem. I have lots and lots of guns, right here at my house. Last year, the murder rate at my house was 0. I think that we can most likely maintain the same this year. What school are you at?

1

missing boy scout earns publicity badge

1

standoff in ivory coast threatens to boil over into full-scale news blurb

1

u.s. indicts 12 russian officials who will be indicted for 2018, 2020 election hacking

1

Well, we have Noah and his family getting off the Ark after the great flood. But no mention of Gilgamesh writers. They obviously weren't born yet.

1

breaking: still nothing

1

fireworks accident blows off tip of florida

1

onion social ceo addresses user privacy concerns by adding new 'are you sure?' prompt to doxing feature

1

Seriously, in part is Waxy saying, I was here first? (It's my forum, I'll whine if I want to.)

0

study: how long you wait to see a doctor is linked to race, employment

1

cubs eliminated from playoff contention

1

nation's gynecologists assure women that whatever gets stuck in there they can get out

1

previously unknown prejudice against japanese surfaces during game of battleship

0

Well, it seems to me that if you have a reflex it means you have an at least partially developed and functional nervous system which would tell me that you can feel pain.

1

area man achieves your dream

1

fran drescher screeches out for cancer awareness

0

4-year search for missing malaysia airlines jet to end next week

1

arne duncan stressed about preparing for standardized secretary of education exam

1

sole survivor of air crash has asia's 'sole survivor' stuck in head

1

amazing medical discovery to add years of fish-oil consumption to man's life

1

fracking industry now largest employer of recent pr graduates

0

Well, again, the best resource I could think of is wikipedia, just do a few searches there (I suggest starting with "Human evolution") and I'm sure most of your questions will be answered. Bear in mind though that even this will only give you a basic overview. If you really want to go in depth, take a college course on evolution. Another good site would be TalkOrigins Archive: Exploring the Creation/Evolution Controversy

0

17 tweets about the horrifying reality of accidentally sending a sext

0

Crammed with them, sure, why not? Its easy, only a few million light years. The scientific method is used in weather forecasting too.

0

we're crazy in love for leslie jones, tara lipinski and johnny weir's beyoncé moves

0

the science-backed ways that movement boosts your mood

1

high-culture wars heat up over controversial new opera

0

The question is: To what degree do wars cull out particular genes as opposed to ideas? Another thing to consider is not who is getting killed, but who is being born. Unless, something is done about the niche, it will just get filled again by whoever was decimated. Compare: Germans (hypothetically) settling in the Ukraine versus the US bombing of Hiroshima (which was not then settled by the US). Consistent genetic pressure is really key.

0

obama administration warns schools to allow transgender access to bathrooms

0

google introduces a new way to screen telemarketers

0

dustin lance black has great reply after being told two men shouldn't raise kids

1

warm, syrupy pleasure coursing through man's veins after big hit of mattress

0

twitter 'verifies' jason kessler, organizer of charlottesville white supremacist rally

1

popeye decries mideast bombings; 'dese bombinks is disgustipating,' says sailor man

0

buddhist monks buy lobsters destined for the dinner table and set them free

1

No, its not. Thats a strawman. I have never stated anything of the sort. You just cannot debate honestly. I never said that since one argument is wrong, that all are wrong. I am saying that I can prove all the arguments wrong independantly. Not that I have to. Now, any of you able to give even a hint of an intelligent answer to the OP? Or does that shatter your delusion that you dont support murdering children?

0

dear mr. president: a dispatch from bowling green

0

'real people' in car commercials are either actors or not terribly bright

1

...or we could feed the criminals to the dinosaurs!...save the cows for meatloaf.

0

former u.s. attorneys warn trump about 'severe repercussions' of firing robert mueller

0

But we certainly have the right to evict such persons. But then, regardless, the embryo is not a person.

1

libyans agree to come up with something for qaddafi to do all day in exchange for him leaving

0

But it is based on history. There is plenty of history showing that women had illegal abortions. Or, if their families had money. went to Costa Rica or Britain to have a legal one in those countries.Women died or had severe medical emergencies due to illegal abortions. Doctors and nurses were prosecuted for providing these services.

1

defiant mitch mcconnell holds merrick garland's severed head aloft in front of capitol building

1

romantic gesture too expensive to waste on current girlfriend

0

madonna teases new song at surprise met gala performance

1

naked eric trump runs through state dinner pursued by screaming au pair

0

will congressional nsa action matter?

0

another noose found near d.c. museums, police say

0

pennsylvania's congressional delegation will no longer be all men