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0	12 stylish easter ideas that go beyond the holiday
0	donald trump's campaign flails trying to defend his 'rigged election' talk
0	st. vincent will direct film adaptation of 'dorian gray' with female lead
1	Oh my!!!!! Salon.com and Huffington Post think the guy was at fault! Get out!
0	End the guessing right now. Don't guess. The meaning of the 2nd Amendment is explained in two documents: 1) The Militia Act of 1792 and 2) Federalist Papers #29. Both of which was written by the same Congress and same men who wrote the 2nd Amendment, the Constitution, and established the political philosophy of our country.First the Militia Act states WE AREA ALL IN THE MILITIA and that all citizens bring thier own weapons. - http://www.constitution.org/mil/mil_act_1792.htmThe more broader philosophy and intent of the 2nd Amendment and the Militia Act is further explained in the Federalist #29. - http://federalistpapers.com/federalist29.htmlThese documents are the thoughts and intent of the men who wrote the 2nd Amendment. So gun control slime are guessing or trying to reinvent history when they think gun ownership is collective. None of these documents anywhere support the collective idea.
1	single mom ready to get back out there during 30 minutes per week she's not working or watching daughter
0	you wanted government run like a business? you got it.
1	lazy wildlife rescuer lets oily pelicans pile up in sink for 5 days
0	lena dunham's dog quiz is shameful
0	why suing your bank could help others avoid being ripped off
0	everything you need to know about mike kelley
0	new 'oitnb' trailer is all about hugs and 'naked cat fights in the shower'
1	life-raft companion looks just like juicy steak
1	script could use another pass, mom says
0	to fight radicalization in southeast asia, empower the women
0	Well, we'll ignore the fact that you think dinos are the same as modern day reptiles, and we'll ignore the fact that you are assuming that what goes today must have gone before (something you rant against on a daily basis). Who said anything about reptiles or dinosaurs?
1	ex-sniper shot dead after surviving years in harrowing united states
0	the problem with getting too much light at night
0	What basis do fundamental rights derive from? In other words, how can we tell whether something is a fundamental human right?
1	If you thought I was agreeing with JPSarte on that, apparently YOU have a problem reading my posts. My original statement on the matter: "let's not assume SCOTUS wouldn't take it on. They've proven numerous times that they are willing to take on cases that are deemed controversial." (read carefully now)
0	mountain west and plains best places to retire in u.s.
1	diet candy's aftertaste experienced 12 years later
0	I am hardly a phyicist, but I am under the impression that there is at least some people who feel there is reason that there are 'uncaused causes'. I think thatthe terms used are 'Vacuum flucuations', and 'virtual particles'. I am not awareof any peer reviewed articles on it , but a popular press book is 'Achilles in the quantum world' by Richard Morris.
1	police find adorable little skeleton
0	playing monopoly with our lives
0	tiny changes {today's buddha doodle}
1	Hardy, har har! It is nice to see sinjin is still "hanging" around :)
1	report: you're far too dumb to be reading the mueller report yourself
0	prison escapee caught in florida after 56 years on the run
0	turkey's increasingly desperate predicament poses real dangers
1	alcoholic parent easy to shop for
0	yo soy blanco
1	customer who declined initial offer of assistance from floor salesman comes crawling back
0	would you rather: max rockatansky or nux from 'mad max: fury road'
1	nation descends into utter moral chaos following 'dear abby' writer's death
0	consumer beware in biomedical research and women's health
1	'this will be the end of trump's campaign,' says increasingly nervous man for seventh time this year
0	i won't be coming home for christmas: the christmas experience in prison
0	white house defends jeff sessions leading fbi director search, despite recusal promise
1	'once they put me on cheeses, i will finally be happy,' says costco employee handing out free vienna sausage samples
0	russell simmons denies rape accusations with #notme
1	senator's myspace top 8 all corporations
1	Nope, that wasn't one of mine. But Easyrider does seem to be contradicting himself now. Either that or he can't see how someone who does not believe in Jesus can be a nice person. Obviously, he just hasn't met the right people. Smiley
0	Well then move out of the rough areas. Stop staying in them like some battered spouse who can't seem to break the cycle of abuse and leave their partner.Stop whining about how bad life is because there are guns in America. Imagine how much better if would be if the drug dealers and mass murderers weren't allowed to walk the streets as if they owned them.
0	alaska airlines employee calls tomi lahren 'tami,' twitter loves it
0	Thanks Duo.peddler, how about you actually address the points I put to you originally?"Off course, you might be trying to infer that because there are differences of opinion in the field of evolution makes the whole notion irrelevant. I disagree, but if you insist we will examine differences in opinion between different groups within, lets see......... how about Christianity? Do they make the whole religion completely rejectable?"Cheers :)
0	facebook reportedly working on healthcare features and apps
0	Yes. I believe it's a matter of personal individual freedom. If purchased legally, and not used to commit a crime, what harm comes from handgun ownership? I don't own one, but I own many other guns. If they can ban handguns, what's to stop them from banning shotguns, or even BB guns? I don't believe in a nanny state, taking away my toys "for my own good". Waxy
1	trump boys ransack mueller's office to steal answer key to questions for their dad
0	mat kearney gets a 'second wind' with new album and tour
0	mitch mcconnell says americans won't tolerate democrats blocking supreme court nominations
0	obamacare premiums will be way higher next year. they didn't have to be.
1	clinton tests positive for presidency-enhancing drugs
0	somebody give this kid a trophy
1	sweatshop worker doesn't even want to know working conditions of place her company gets fabric
1	distracted priest pronounces couple 'man and plumbing problem'
1	mtv shifts focus to youth
0	maybe "billionnaire" should mean helping 1 billion people instead of making $1 billion
0	for that parent who's not the sharpest crayon in the box: a poem
1	hillary clinton wows russians with poignant chekhovian monologue
1	voice of patrick stewart lends air of legitimacy
0	after seeing this, you're going to want to run to banana republic
1	wheelchair-bound student would have preferred to sit out pep rally
1	new desk chair a boring dream come true
0	14 michigan state reps reportedly heard about abuser larry nassar and did nothing
1	Hey! When you make yourself look like a fool, I let you know. When you are wrong, as you often are, I let you know. When you act like a pompous XXX and try to correct others when you lack the knowledge to do so, I let you know. I talk down to you, since you are fundamentally ignorant. Others, I try to instruct. Work on your English. It is pretty good for a non native speaker but it could stand some improvement.
1	And you're a poor replacement for that koolaid-drinking Seer Travis.
1	Your "opinion" was a kindergarten question outlining a "problem" that never existed, a "problem" that was explained to you 3 or 4 times. How is it our fault that you ask such embarassing questions repeatedly, despite having the answers explained to you repeatedly? How does this reflect poorly on anyone but you?
0	central african republic and its neglected tropical diseases
1	area man to start curling his 2s
0	trump's diplomacy is inappropriate, delicious
1	taylor swift grateful kanye west controversy taking heat off new swastika tattoo
0	did the hurricanes change the climate debate?
1	restaurant gives totally unwanted twist to mexican cuisine
1	new desktop folder created for sad little creative project
0	walton foundation pledges $1 billion for charter schools
0	my experience of coming out in kentucky...
0	friday talking points -- mcconnell for sale!
1	'modern family' appears at 9 p.m. just as prophesied in 'tv guide'
0	newt gingrich thinks nepotism laws shouldn't apply to trump administration
1	man entirely different misogynist online than in real life
1	movie fails to deliver stupidity promised in preview
1	enjoyment of steve miller band's 'jungle love' last piece of common ground in america
1	hot puerto rican scientist sweeps latin nobel prize awards
0	this is what happens when you search 'pumpkin spice' on nordstrom
0	this year's flu season looks like a bad one — and it could be coming early
1	cheap airfare sole reason for trip to italy
1	innovative fat man combines waffles with ice cream
1	I am still waiting for you to tell me why the gay priests only molested boys.......It has to do with how they are physically contructed.........
1	'rock the vote' propels metallica to senate
0	global political crises boil down to two words: fossil fuels
1	giant hole swallowing up your house added to list of things to worry about
1	rest of world not biting on couple's open relationship
1	woman bids farewell to former self before beginning new skin care regimen
1	invasive restaurant franchise spreads to third state
0	veterans mentor chicago's at-risk youth, help them cope with trauma
0	chinese university bans christmas, calls it 'kitsch'
0	Yet it is the only source I've seen that counted the incedents in which a gun was used in self-defence, but nobody was injured. I could assume that all of your sources and Ians only count occasions where one was injured. According to the source, they'd 91.7% of all times where a gun was used in self-defence.
0	what shale gas revolution means for international energy geopolitics and new world order?
0	united ceo blames 'belligerent' customer for flight melee

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12 stylish easter ideas that go beyond the holiday

0

donald trump's campaign flails trying to defend his 'rigged election' talk

0

st. vincent will direct film adaptation of 'dorian gray' with female lead

1

Oh my!!!!! Salon.com and Huffington Post think the guy was at fault! Get out!

0

End the guessing right now. Don't guess. The meaning of the 2nd Amendment is explained in two documents: 1) The Militia Act of 1792 and 2) Federalist Papers #29. Both of which was written by the same Congress and same men who wrote the 2nd Amendment, the Constitution, and established the political philosophy of our country.First the Militia Act states WE AREA ALL IN THE MILITIA and that all citizens bring thier own weapons. - http://www.constitution.org/mil/mil_act_1792.htmThe more broader philosophy and intent of the 2nd Amendment and the Militia Act is further explained in the Federalist #29. - http://federalistpapers.com/federalist29.htmlThese documents are the thoughts and intent of the men who wrote the 2nd Amendment. So gun control slime are guessing or trying to reinvent history when they think gun ownership is collective. None of these documents anywhere support the collective idea.

1

single mom ready to get back out there during 30 minutes per week she's not working or watching daughter

0

you wanted government run like a business? you got it.

1

lazy wildlife rescuer lets oily pelicans pile up in sink for 5 days

0

lena dunham's dog quiz is shameful

0

why suing your bank could help others avoid being ripped off

0

everything you need to know about mike kelley

0

new 'oitnb' trailer is all about hugs and 'naked cat fights in the shower'

1

life-raft companion looks just like juicy steak

1

script could use another pass, mom says

0

to fight radicalization in southeast asia, empower the women

0

Well, we'll ignore the fact that you think dinos are the same as modern day reptiles, and we'll ignore the fact that you are assuming that what goes today must have gone before (something you rant against on a daily basis). Who said anything about reptiles or dinosaurs?

1

ex-sniper shot dead after surviving years in harrowing united states

0

the problem with getting too much light at night

0

What basis do fundamental rights derive from? In other words, how can we tell whether something is a fundamental human right?

1

If you thought I was agreeing with JPSarte on that, apparently YOU have a problem reading my posts. My original statement on the matter: "let's not assume SCOTUS wouldn't take it on. They've proven numerous times that they are willing to take on cases that are deemed controversial." (read carefully now)

0

mountain west and plains best places to retire in u.s.

1

diet candy's aftertaste experienced 12 years later

0

I am hardly a phyicist, but I am under the impression that there is at least some people who feel there is reason that there are 'uncaused causes'. I think thatthe terms used are 'Vacuum flucuations', and 'virtual particles'. I am not awareof any peer reviewed articles on it , but a popular press book is 'Achilles in the quantum world' by Richard Morris.

1

police find adorable little skeleton

0

playing monopoly with our lives

0

tiny changes {today's buddha doodle}

1

Hardy, har har! It is nice to see sinjin is still "hanging" around :)

1

report: you're far too dumb to be reading the mueller report yourself

0

prison escapee caught in florida after 56 years on the run

0

turkey's increasingly desperate predicament poses real dangers

1

alcoholic parent easy to shop for

0

yo soy blanco

1

customer who declined initial offer of assistance from floor salesman comes crawling back

0

would you rather: max rockatansky or nux from 'mad max: fury road'

1

nation descends into utter moral chaos following 'dear abby' writer's death

0

consumer beware in biomedical research and women's health

1

'this will be the end of trump's campaign,' says increasingly nervous man for seventh time this year

0

i won't be coming home for christmas: the christmas experience in prison

0

white house defends jeff sessions leading fbi director search, despite recusal promise

1

'once they put me on cheeses, i will finally be happy,' says costco employee handing out free vienna sausage samples

0

russell simmons denies rape accusations with #notme

1

senator's myspace top 8 all corporations

1

Nope, that wasn't one of mine. But Easyrider does seem to be contradicting himself now. Either that or he can't see how someone who does not believe in Jesus can be a nice person. Obviously, he just hasn't met the right people. Smiley

0

Well then move out of the rough areas. Stop staying in them like some battered spouse who can't seem to break the cycle of abuse and leave their partner.Stop whining about how bad life is because there are guns in America. Imagine how much better if would be if the drug dealers and mass murderers weren't allowed to walk the streets as if they owned them.

0

alaska airlines employee calls tomi lahren 'tami,' twitter loves it

0

Thanks Duo.peddler, how about you actually address the points I put to you originally?"Off course, you might be trying to infer that because there are differences of opinion in the field of evolution makes the whole notion irrelevant. I disagree, but if you insist we will examine differences in opinion between different groups within, lets see......... how about Christianity? Do they make the whole religion completely rejectable?"Cheers :)

0

facebook reportedly working on healthcare features and apps

0

Yes. I believe it's a matter of personal individual freedom. If purchased legally, and not used to commit a crime, what harm comes from handgun ownership? I don't own one, but I own many other guns. If they can ban handguns, what's to stop them from banning shotguns, or even BB guns? I don't believe in a nanny state, taking away my toys "for my own good". Waxy

1

trump boys ransack mueller's office to steal answer key to questions for their dad

0

mat kearney gets a 'second wind' with new album and tour

0

mitch mcconnell says americans won't tolerate democrats blocking supreme court nominations

0

obamacare premiums will be way higher next year. they didn't have to be.

1

clinton tests positive for presidency-enhancing drugs

0

somebody give this kid a trophy

1

sweatshop worker doesn't even want to know working conditions of place her company gets fabric

1

distracted priest pronounces couple 'man and plumbing problem'

1

mtv shifts focus to youth

0

maybe "billionnaire" should mean helping 1 billion people instead of making $1 billion

0

for that parent who's not the sharpest crayon in the box: a poem

1

hillary clinton wows russians with poignant chekhovian monologue

1

voice of patrick stewart lends air of legitimacy

0

after seeing this, you're going to want to run to banana republic

1

wheelchair-bound student would have preferred to sit out pep rally

1

new desk chair a boring dream come true

0

14 michigan state reps reportedly heard about abuser larry nassar and did nothing

1

Hey! When you make yourself look like a fool, I let you know. When you are wrong, as you often are, I let you know. When you act like a pompous XXX and try to correct others when you lack the knowledge to do so, I let you know. I talk down to you, since you are fundamentally ignorant. Others, I try to instruct. Work on your English. It is pretty good for a non native speaker but it could stand some improvement.

1

And you're a poor replacement for that koolaid-drinking Seer Travis.

1

Your "opinion" was a kindergarten question outlining a "problem" that never existed, a "problem" that was explained to you 3 or 4 times. How is it our fault that you ask such embarassing questions repeatedly, despite having the answers explained to you repeatedly? How does this reflect poorly on anyone but you?

0

central african republic and its neglected tropical diseases

1

area man to start curling his 2s

0

trump's diplomacy is inappropriate, delicious

1

taylor swift grateful kanye west controversy taking heat off new swastika tattoo

0

did the hurricanes change the climate debate?

1

restaurant gives totally unwanted twist to mexican cuisine

1

new desktop folder created for sad little creative project

0

walton foundation pledges $1 billion for charter schools

0

my experience of coming out in kentucky...

0

friday talking points -- mcconnell for sale!

1

'modern family' appears at 9 p.m. just as prophesied in 'tv guide'

0

newt gingrich thinks nepotism laws shouldn't apply to trump administration

1

man entirely different misogynist online than in real life

1

movie fails to deliver stupidity promised in preview

1

enjoyment of steve miller band's 'jungle love' last piece of common ground in america

1

hot puerto rican scientist sweeps latin nobel prize awards

0

this is what happens when you search 'pumpkin spice' on nordstrom

0

this year's flu season looks like a bad one — and it could be coming early

1

cheap airfare sole reason for trip to italy

1

innovative fat man combines waffles with ice cream

1

I am still waiting for you to tell me why the gay priests only molested boys.......It has to do with how they are physically contructed.........

1

'rock the vote' propels metallica to senate

0

global political crises boil down to two words: fossil fuels

1

giant hole swallowing up your house added to list of things to worry about

1

rest of world not biting on couple's open relationship

1

woman bids farewell to former self before beginning new skin care regimen

1

invasive restaurant franchise spreads to third state

0

veterans mentor chicago's at-risk youth, help them cope with trauma

0

chinese university bans christmas, calls it 'kitsch'

0

Yet it is the only source I've seen that counted the incedents in which a gun was used in self-defence, but nobody was injured. I could assume that all of your sources and Ians only count occasions where one was injured. According to the source, they'd 91.7% of all times where a gun was used in self-defence.

0

what shale gas revolution means for international energy geopolitics and new world order?

0

united ceo blames 'belligerent' customer for flight melee