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1	area woman not good enough artist to justify eccentricities
0	fishermen hook 2 massive great whites off carolinas
1	bush passes three-pound kidney stone
0	man jailed for social security scam set up by late father in 1945
0	After. Christian fundamentalism is somewhat recent. It arose as a backlash to discoveries being made in science in the 19th century. From one follower of a 7th Day Adventist prophetess came "flood geology" in the early 20th century. Later, in the renewal of interest in the adequate teaching of science in the U.S. in the 1960s, there arose more modern "creation science." It began by adopting the flood geology of the 7th Day Adventists as the base. Creation science begins with the assertion the the creation stories, the flood story, even the mythology of Job and Jonah, are literally true. Creation scientists then attempt to distort the evidence to support this particular version of the Bible. When creationists realized that the biological evolution of species does occur, they decided that God had created original "kinds" and then allow hyper evolution after that. Creationists call hyperevolution variation in kind.
0	want to increase trust? increase your say/do ratio!
0	2016: all about the electorate
0	turns out pope francis is a fan of beauty vloggers
0	5 foolproof outfits to copy this weekend
0	obama adviser john podesta's biggest regret is not getting ufo files released
0	Working on it. Apparently we are still waiting for to to be graded (it was really big, at leat 20 typed pages). I plan on buying from them when they get it back, and maybe putting up a whole page in honor of it. Partly because I think it is very telling, partly because I remember what it was like to be in college and get a little recognition for your work.
0	there's a larger dialogue on gender that has gone missing
0	watch how a headline turns a nice story ageist
0	teen blinded in one eye, but 'lucky to be alive' after duct tape challenge
1	So god rested on the seventh day, but it could've been a millions years?
1	snack scientists develop previously unthinkable capacity to stuff cheese inside itself
1	man 20 minutes into organizing shelves becomes grimly aware of what chaos he has wrought
0	how the pentagon misled congress to stop a law intended to help rape victims
0	the 10 busiest days for summer travel
0	Oh dear God your ignorance is abundant! Do you not understand what the federal DOMA law does?
0	comey bolsters case for obstruction of justice by trump
0	nancy pelosi: donald trump cannot be 'casually loose-lipped'
1	pbs to air more of that yanni shit
0	russian medallist at winter olympics suspected of doping violation: report
1	woman conducting ongoing scientific experiment on own skin
0	next supreme court term will be 'more important than any in the last 50 years,' court watcher says
0	the gop would probably have a better chance of winning without trump
1	biden co-presents best new starlet award with shyla stylez at 2015 avn adult movie awards show
0	montana has the highest death rate for white americans -- and it's rising
0	honoring those who make a difference for animals
1	Amusing coming from someone who falsely claimed another user misused the term "light year." If I am so ignorant, explain how your argument does not require exactly what I said: That God operated the named light sources on a very different set of physical laws and removed all evidence of their existence to meld them with the current set of physical laws that we know do not support young Earth Creationism. I'm betting you don't even understand your original argument. Prove me wrong. Explain how it does not result in God being a liar.
1	student snaps awake upon hearing word 'hydroponics'
0	brian williams cancels planned 'letterman' appearance
1	study: 'hangin' in there' best one can now feel
1	publicist schmoozes wife into sex
1	chicago announces new tax breaks to attract major new york, la shootings
1	entertainment-history buffs re-enact battle of the network stars
0	puerto rico governor calls white house after trump's unsettling fema tweets
1	target demographic growing up right before wistful advertiser's eyes
1	cherokee nation leader announces 32 red a winner
1	report: fiber optics not a real thing
0	unbelted rider in the back could kill someone in the front
1	area man likes food
1	racehorse unaware it just cost some kid new braces
0	everything you need to know about the bad democratic turnout numbers
0	Once again as the noose tightens and they see their days are numbered. The religious elite feel their power and hold over the masses slipping. With Iowa and Vermont being major victories they'll stop at nothing to instill fear and confusion upon the American people to try and stem the tide that has been long overdue in rising.
0	a tribe called quest's phife dawg will have a street named after him
1	eco-conscious marketing firm developing alternative sources of synergy
0	brazilian 'surfer angel' considered for sainthood
1	disconcerted woman has no memory of telling dressing room attendant her name
1	sun dreading rising today
0	an open letter to president trump on anti-semitism
0	And what does Marc do? Try to change the subject.
1	returning west virginia teachers unceremoniously toss hundreds of dead class pets into trash
1	asshole from plane greeted at baggage claim by whole family
1	lunch barely misses area man's vital organs
1	washington monument set up on blind date with eiffel tower
0	You're totally on the money. Look, I'm a gay man. I married a woman. Did anyone care? Would Archie have cared? Did the goverment care? Would anyone care what we have done, or asked us what our sexual practices were, or if I'd gone out and had affairs with men while we were married? (Which I didn't, by the way.) NO. A big fat NO. Porn stars, atheists, necrophiliacs, convicted murderers and even homosexuals can go out and get married right and left. It's not about the "morality" of gay people, that's for sure. That is pure, unadultered BS. They'll let gays marry... as long as it's to the opposite sex... and preferably not to their own daughters. The stictest anti-gay fundamentalist could give a good Gd damn about any of that as long as the wedding pictures show a man and a woman.
1	trump mocks christine blasey ford for forgetting basic facts about a woman's place
1	nation offsets carbon footprint by planting single 300,000-foot-tall tree
1	condoleezza rice's lunch missing
1	actor who portrayed the night king recalls challenge of playing character with no purpose
1	popular designer dog breed just twisted spinal cord attached to collapsed lung
0	You bring up a very interesting point. All those state level marriage amendments which were voted on also made civil unions illegal as well. When polled, residents in those areas were actually unaware that the amendments also outlawed civil unions. So, not only are the anti's disingenuous as far as what they promoted, but were so in HOW these amendments were promoted.
0	trump threw trans soldiers under the bus just to distract from gop health care grift
1	christian weightlifter bends iron bar to show power of god's love
1	raytheon employee going to be pissed if bonus just missile again
1	report: happiness does not measurably increase based on zipline ownership once family owns 7 ziplines
1	bill gates spends $56 million on amazon in one night
1	orca's successful trick rewarded with bucket of ssris
1	dad not going to pay someone to fix marriage when he can do it himself
0	3 top officials leave epa amid scott pruitt scandals
0	these gif'd moments of 2016 show how the election took over pop culture
0	Actually, it has. The last time I checked, well still have gay marriages in Massachusetts. As a matter of fact, it seems that it is difficult for most politicians to be elcted in the state without being supportive of marriage equality.
0	34 perfectly snarky tweets about 'the bachelor,' episode 3
0	Well you don't need to doubt it. I like to be rational but I also wish to believe in God. I need some evidence, any evidence, to believe in God and that would be all I would need.
0	the gop has a split personality when it comes to food stamps
0	lionel richie explains why he decided to adopt his daughter nicole
1	man on bus can tell by surroundings he either hasn't reached stop yet or passed stop long time ago
1	cnn to get all information from in-house channel 'cnn-cnn'
1	israeli pm debuts new road map for continued strife
0	first 'teenage mutant ninja turtles 2' trailer reveals bebop and rocksteady
0	democratic senator calls for cia director to resign
1	only jewish kid in class asked to talk about holocaust remembrance day
1	fantasy baseball team suffers major setback as owner embarks on weeklong honeymoon without internet access
0	stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave
1	woman in waiting area feels twinge of betrayal while watching her hairdresser making small talk with another
1	Oh please.. tell that to a bankrupt family of four who cannot pay medical bills...
0	emirates airlines cuts flights due to trump's travel bans
1	man with backed-up shower drain enjoys luxurious foot soak
1	howard schultz considering independent presidential run after finding no initial support among any voter groups
0	So who's the head honcho? It's not like all these professional scientists all see eye to eye. There are even scientists that hold to theistic evolution.
1	man at airport pissed that other people had same idea to go home for thanksgiving
1	resourceful man able to cobble together bad mood from handful of minor annoyances
0	roger stone says his conversation with dnc hackers was 'completely innocuous'
0	jwoww fires back about accusations she knowingly drank while pregnant
1	upper-middle-class man vows to never forget middle-class roots
1	So your argument is simply that terrorism is justified and that it is me putting my morality on the terrorist and that they really aren't doing anything harmful. Yeah right.emoticonXRolleyes
0	huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 5
0	watch how mountains of trash spread across the u.s. over 100 years

1

area woman not good enough artist to justify eccentricities

0

fishermen hook 2 massive great whites off carolinas

1

bush passes three-pound kidney stone

0

man jailed for social security scam set up by late father in 1945

0

After. Christian fundamentalism is somewhat recent. It arose as a backlash to discoveries being made in science in the 19th century. From one follower of a 7th Day Adventist prophetess came "flood geology" in the early 20th century. Later, in the renewal of interest in the adequate teaching of science in the U.S. in the 1960s, there arose more modern "creation science." It began by adopting the flood geology of the 7th Day Adventists as the base. Creation science begins with the assertion the the creation stories, the flood story, even the mythology of Job and Jonah, are literally true. Creation scientists then attempt to distort the evidence to support this particular version of the Bible. When creationists realized that the biological evolution of species does occur, they decided that God had created original "kinds" and then allow hyper evolution after that. Creationists call hyperevolution variation in kind.

0

want to increase trust? increase your say/do ratio!

0

2016: all about the electorate

0

turns out pope francis is a fan of beauty vloggers

0

5 foolproof outfits to copy this weekend

0

obama adviser john podesta's biggest regret is not getting ufo files released

0

Working on it. Apparently we are still waiting for to to be graded (it was really big, at leat 20 typed pages). I plan on buying from them when they get it back, and maybe putting up a whole page in honor of it. Partly because I think it is very telling, partly because I remember what it was like to be in college and get a little recognition for your work.

0

there's a larger dialogue on gender that has gone missing

0

watch how a headline turns a nice story ageist

0

teen blinded in one eye, but 'lucky to be alive' after duct tape challenge

1

So god rested on the seventh day, but it could've been a millions years?

1

snack scientists develop previously unthinkable capacity to stuff cheese inside itself

1

man 20 minutes into organizing shelves becomes grimly aware of what chaos he has wrought

0

how the pentagon misled congress to stop a law intended to help rape victims

0

the 10 busiest days for summer travel

0

Oh dear God your ignorance is abundant! Do you not understand what the federal DOMA law does?

0

comey bolsters case for obstruction of justice by trump

0

nancy pelosi: donald trump cannot be 'casually loose-lipped'

1

pbs to air more of that yanni shit

0

russian medallist at winter olympics suspected of doping violation: report

1

woman conducting ongoing scientific experiment on own skin

0

next supreme court term will be 'more important than any in the last 50 years,' court watcher says

0

the gop would probably have a better chance of winning without trump

1

biden co-presents best new starlet award with shyla stylez at 2015 avn adult movie awards show

0

montana has the highest death rate for white americans -- and it's rising

0

honoring those who make a difference for animals

1

Amusing coming from someone who falsely claimed another user misused the term "light year." If I am so ignorant, explain how your argument does not require exactly what I said: That God operated the named light sources on a very different set of physical laws and removed all evidence of their existence to meld them with the current set of physical laws that we know do not support young Earth Creationism. I'm betting you don't even understand your original argument. Prove me wrong. Explain how it does not result in God being a liar.

1

student snaps awake upon hearing word 'hydroponics'

0

brian williams cancels planned 'letterman' appearance

1

study: 'hangin' in there' best one can now feel

1

publicist schmoozes wife into sex

1

chicago announces new tax breaks to attract major new york, la shootings

1

entertainment-history buffs re-enact battle of the network stars

0

puerto rico governor calls white house after trump's unsettling fema tweets

1

target demographic growing up right before wistful advertiser's eyes

1

cherokee nation leader announces 32 red a winner

1

report: fiber optics not a real thing

0

unbelted rider in the back could kill someone in the front

1

area man likes food

1

racehorse unaware it just cost some kid new braces

0

everything you need to know about the bad democratic turnout numbers

0

Once again as the noose tightens and they see their days are numbered. The religious elite feel their power and hold over the masses slipping. With Iowa and Vermont being major victories they'll stop at nothing to instill fear and confusion upon the American people to try and stem the tide that has been long overdue in rising.

0

a tribe called quest's phife dawg will have a street named after him

1

eco-conscious marketing firm developing alternative sources of synergy

0

brazilian 'surfer angel' considered for sainthood

1

disconcerted woman has no memory of telling dressing room attendant her name

1

sun dreading rising today

0

an open letter to president trump on anti-semitism

0

And what does Marc do? Try to change the subject.

1

returning west virginia teachers unceremoniously toss hundreds of dead class pets into trash

1

asshole from plane greeted at baggage claim by whole family

1

lunch barely misses area man's vital organs

1

washington monument set up on blind date with eiffel tower

0

You're totally on the money. Look, I'm a gay man. I married a woman. Did anyone care? Would Archie have cared? Did the goverment care? Would anyone care what we have done, or asked us what our sexual practices were, or if I'd gone out and had affairs with men while we were married? (Which I didn't, by the way.) NO. A big fat NO. Porn stars, atheists, necrophiliacs, convicted murderers and even homosexuals can go out and get married right and left. It's not about the "morality" of gay people, that's for sure. That is pure, unadultered BS. They'll let gays marry... as long as it's to the opposite sex... and preferably not to their own daughters. The stictest anti-gay fundamentalist could give a good G*d d*amn about any of that as long as the wedding pictures show a man and a woman.

1

trump mocks christine blasey ford for forgetting basic facts about a woman's place

1

nation offsets carbon footprint by planting single 300,000-foot-tall tree

1

condoleezza rice's lunch missing

1

actor who portrayed the night king recalls challenge of playing character with no purpose

1

popular designer dog breed just twisted spinal cord attached to collapsed lung

0

You bring up a very interesting point. All those state level marriage amendments which were voted on also made civil unions illegal as well. When polled, residents in those areas were actually unaware that the amendments also outlawed civil unions. So, not only are the anti's disingenuous as far as what they promoted, but were so in HOW these amendments were promoted.

0

trump threw trans soldiers under the bus just to distract from gop health care grift

1

christian weightlifter bends iron bar to show power of god's love

1

raytheon employee going to be pissed if bonus just missile again

1

report: happiness does not measurably increase based on zipline ownership once family owns 7 ziplines

1

bill gates spends $56 million on amazon in one night

1

orca's successful trick rewarded with bucket of ssris

1

dad not going to pay someone to fix marriage when he can do it himself

0

3 top officials leave epa amid scott pruitt scandals

0

these gif'd moments of 2016 show how the election took over pop culture

0

Actually, it has. The last time I checked, well still have gay marriages in Massachusetts. As a matter of fact, it seems that it is difficult for most politicians to be elcted in the state without being supportive of marriage equality.

0

34 perfectly snarky tweets about 'the bachelor,' episode 3

0

Well you don't need to doubt it. I like to be rational but I also wish to believe in God. I need some evidence, any evidence, to believe in God and that would be all I would need.

0

the gop has a split personality when it comes to food stamps

0

lionel richie explains why he decided to adopt his daughter nicole

1

man on bus can tell by surroundings he either hasn't reached stop yet or passed stop long time ago

1

cnn to get all information from in-house channel 'cnn-cnn'

1

israeli pm debuts new road map for continued strife

0

first 'teenage mutant ninja turtles 2' trailer reveals bebop and rocksteady

0

democratic senator calls for cia director to resign

1

only jewish kid in class asked to talk about holocaust remembrance day

1

fantasy baseball team suffers major setback as owner embarks on weeklong honeymoon without internet access

0

stolen moment of the week: andy ofiesh and kaytlin bailey at the creek and the cave

1

woman in waiting area feels twinge of betrayal while watching her hairdresser making small talk with another

1

Oh please.. tell that to a bankrupt family of four who cannot pay medical bills...

0

emirates airlines cuts flights due to trump's travel bans

1

man with backed-up shower drain enjoys luxurious foot soak

1

howard schultz considering independent presidential run after finding no initial support among any voter groups

0

So who's the head honcho? It's not like all these professional scientists all see eye to eye. There are even scientists that hold to theistic evolution.

1

man at airport pissed that other people had same idea to go home for thanksgiving

1

resourceful man able to cobble together bad mood from handful of minor annoyances

0

roger stone says his conversation with dnc hackers was 'completely innocuous'

0

jwoww fires back about accusations she knowingly drank while pregnant

1

upper-middle-class man vows to never forget middle-class roots

1

So your argument is simply that terrorism is justified and that it is me putting my morality on the terrorist and that they really aren't doing anything harmful. Yeah right.emoticonXRolleyes

0

huffpost rise: what you need to know on may 5

0

watch how mountains of trash spread across the u.s. over 100 years