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0	Do the words "govt. by the people and for the people" not matter to you at all? Furthermore, to say that the constitution shouldn't be allowed under the vote of the people itself in unconstitutional, since that's the only way the Constitution CAN be amended. (2/3 of states) A country that uses judges to determine such sweeping things as redefining marriage is a "legistocracy", which we are quickly turning into as a nation. Even though judges are supposed to interpret the constitution, it's still putting the fate of the people in the hands of individuals regarding their laws. This is not very far removed from monarchy. Personally, I think our founding fathers and the Constitutional framers are rolling over in their graves right now.
0	In 2000, the U.S. recorded close to 11,000 firearm homicides and more than 16,000 firearm suicides. The European Union -- an area with a population approximately 25% higher than that of the U.S. -- reported fewer than 1,300 firearm homicides for the same year. In Japan, the number was 22.sinjin - The US firearm homicide rate is more than 180x that of Japan.
1	conjoined twin hogging kidney
0	dems discuss dropping wasserman schultz
0	joe stevens: queer culture, female roots and making music as a trans man
1	You mean you equate the Bible with your own theory?(which is lacking information).
0	mariah carey rings in 2017 with painful lip sync fail on live tv
0	if you know someone with cancer you should know about this
1	And irrational emotional appeals seldom hold up in the face of logic
0	5 workplace benefits you wish your company offered
0	rachel maddow blasts benghazi committee as a 'hilarious partisan joke'
0	25 worst original names of famous bands
0	anti-abortion activists sing a dangerous song
1	first day of school photos a chance to see how much cousin's kids are chunking out this year
1	senate bill to end u.s. role in yemen war rejected by house raytheon executives
0	speaking of 'rigged'
0	Exactly. Most people would incorporate it, from childhood most often. Steeeeve can't seem to wrap his mind around that.
0	remembering dina
1	Our pumping of CO2 is certaintly not helping. Does that mean we should pump gasses and make people in big cities sneeze?
0	colorado's new revenge porn statute is good law and sound policy
1	romney during victory speech: 'man, this is a weak field'
0	jojo is back with a perfect 'tringle' of songs
1	depressed mueller wonders what it is about him that makes everyone lie to him
1	Or, given that this is about feasts, a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
0	student loans: america's next financial crisis
1	So, if having children isn't a requirement fro marriage, then gays should be OK, right? If it is what it is all about, if you marry a woman who is incapable of having children, even with scientific methods, then you are not really married? What about lesbians? They can have childre, with a little help from the local sperm bank. In facst, they can BOTH get pregnant. Does tht mean that a marriage between 2 lesbians is twice as valid? What if a couple of gay men adopt? Then is their marriage valid? If I have a vasectomy, am I divorced? You are confusing me. Please explain.
0	So according to one of the people who conducted the study don't go using their results as a tool for arguing against abortion.One woman I know had an abortion a short time after she was married. I also know she has regrets that she had the procedure. I considered what she had to say about her experience and thought about the 14 year old son she now has. From what she told me, I could plainly see she would never have had her son if she had not had her abortion as her circumstances would have changed beyond recognition. Perhaps she gets depressed about the child she never had because of her abortion. However, her son is a fantastic boy whom she loves very much. So we cannot simplify in quite the way you seem to infer that we can.
1	lol. If I'm wrong, explain the current argument. emoticonXGood If you think you are right, it should be easy. OH ST, IT'S GARLIC TO A VAMPIRE
0	Gun registration schemes have been disabled for criminals because requiring them to register a gun they are forbidden to own would violate their 5th Amendment rights. I would assume that if ballistic fingerprinting ever became law, a form would be offered at time of sale where you would be required to waive any claim of 5th Amendment right injury from any governmental authority's use of the ballistic data. Don't sign the form - you don't get the gun.
0	when my office is a target -- reflections from a veteran white house reporter
0	kanye wishes the kardashians' reality show was shot like kubrick
0	this woman may be the world's proudest grandma
1	cory booker apologizes to wall street bankers for the mean things he's going to have to say about them
1	tim kaine clearly ate rocket pop during pence's rebuttal
1	senior center restocks on rum raisin ice cream
0	the failure of the iraq war
0	the resistance gave birth to a girl and her name is hannah risheq
1	german luftwaffle chain offers waffles, overwhelming air superiority
1	man frantically returns to website that just crashed his browser
1	hubble telescope desperately struggling to contact nasa after witnessing murder on ganymede
0	'f**k it, i quit' anchor explains her dramatic exit
0	superintendent allegedly calls female dress code violators 'skanks'
0	el salvador is on track to become world homicide leader
0	u.s. military prepares for biggest okinawa land return since 1972
0	radical cleric acquitted of conspiracy charges
0	sean hannity defends withholding link to trump's attorney: 'i have a right to privacy'
0	I responded to your posts on the thread of "Lets discuss the actual..." I suggest we continue that discussion there.
0	First of all, welcome :D I believe as you do, that having a child is not always the best and most responsible thing to do in certain circumstances. For what it is worth, I think you did the right thing, for you and your current children.
0	in argentina, the supreme court spurs national outrage with leniency for a 'dirty war' criminal
1	regal cinemas suddenly realizes it's been playing 'love and other drugs' for two years
0	mckinsey global institute: women's equality would unleash massive growth
1	conservation group condemns waterboarding as wasteful
1	matt lauer returns to today show following 2-day suspension
1	report: 87% of u.s. women achieve orgasm when fantasizing about gorton's fisherman
0	Thanks, Clive, you're a good sport. Of course I can't agree with the idiot part. Rash, unwise, unknowledgeable, maybe, but not fools.
1	air traffic controller likes pattern he has going
0	pankaj mishra's incredible india
0	oklahoma governor likens striking teachers to a teen who 'wants a better car'
1	audubon society revokes black-capped chickadee's membership after species fails to pay dues
1	congressman knows regular lobbyist's order without even having to be told
0	So that no girl, underage or otherwise, refuses to seek treatment for fear of what their parents will think or say. If a girl cannot be tested for a STD without parental notification and she does not wish her parents to know she had sex (or fears their wrath), she may not go in for testing. In general, knowing whether you have a STD is a good thing.
1	elderly couple dresses up for trip to denny's
1	experts warn climate change will increase incidences of stepping into puddle and getting whole goddamn foot soaking wet
1	fbi agent's cover blown by own jacket
1	dad finally found in front of tvs at sears
1	woman sets google alert for kevin costner
0	steve bannon met with robert mueller's team for two days this week
1	'so fuckin' sorry to hear about this shit,' reads outpouring of sympathetic texts from scaramucci's friends, family
0	shake it off: what i learned from a negative review
1	goose suddenly realizes it doesn't have to honk like an idiot entire time it's flapping wings
1	macaulay culkin hoping some 'funny or die' writer comes up with video idea for him
0	nbc obtains video claiming to show anti-isis raid that killed u.s. operative
0	communication matters: getting your message out
0	Not at all. The theory of evolution contains many many things.
0	the man and art behind andy warhol's silver factory
1	materialistic single mom constantly thinking of money
0	meet charth vader,the 7-year-old 'villain' who will melt your cold and icy heart
0	roe made abortions legal, but it doesn't keep women and providers safe
1	Chill on the name calling. it only weakens your position in a debate. If you want to prove a point do so with logic and evidence. Leave the name calling to 5 year olds!
0	the outfit that got this woman kicked out of her school's gym
1	You're deluded, as usual. Anything that doesn't balance the budget is based on LIBERAL THINKING. And you don't balance the budget with massive tax hikes and gutting the military like the liberals are fond of doing. And you're going to vote for liberals? Obama? His latest budget plan was defeated 414-0 in the House. Not even his liberal cohorts would vote for it. And you vote for Obama? What the hell is the matter with you people?
1	gwyneth paltrow reported as news
1	fugitive movie heroine cuts own hair perfectly
0	is under armour copying nike's playbook?
1	satan to revise bar code system
1	jim morrison stares creepily out of apartment window
1	area ostrich lashes out against unnecessarily restrictive zoning laws
0	here's what we know about 'american horror story' season 5
0	russian tennis czar insults williams sisters
1	Anything to get around doing things the normative way ... emoticonXDonno
0	joy reid's hacking claims look increasingly unlikely
1	white house now just holding continuous going-away party for departing staffers
0	looking back at my first psychotic break: my speech at thresholds' gala in chicago
0	So...what was all that bull**** about terrorists exploiting America's "weak gun control laws" in order to amass arsenals of deadly weapons?It seems to me that they don't need undercover operatives to come to America, forge documents and undergo background checks just to get civilian weapons. They've got their own arms manufacturing plants over there, they can make whatever they need or want.
1	area man has shitty fuckin' job
0	beyoncé's mom steals the red carpet spotlight
1	bleary-eyed cosmopolitan staffer cranks out 10 billionth way to bring out the animal in your man
0	learning from a complex communications experiment in my own home
0	twitter took a much-needed break from the world to #addcandytoamovie
1	have you considered a career in advertising? by the way you f***ed us too. Australians troops were cannon fodder in WWI for the British Empire, remember Gallipoli?

0

Do the words "govt. by the people and for the people" not matter to you at all? Furthermore, to say that the constitution shouldn't be allowed under the vote of the people itself in unconstitutional, since that's the only way the Constitution CAN be amended. (2/3 of states) A country that uses judges to determine such sweeping things as redefining marriage is a "legistocracy", which we are quickly turning into as a nation. Even though judges are supposed to interpret the constitution, it's still putting the fate of the people in the hands of individuals regarding their laws. This is not very far removed from monarchy. Personally, I think our founding fathers and the Constitutional framers are rolling over in their graves right now.

0

In 2000, the U.S. recorded close to 11,000 firearm homicides and more than 16,000 firearm suicides. The European Union -- an area with a population approximately 25% higher than that of the U.S. -- reported fewer than 1,300 firearm homicides for the same year. In Japan, the number was 22.sinjin - The US firearm homicide rate is more than 180x that of Japan.

1

conjoined twin hogging kidney

0

dems discuss dropping wasserman schultz

0

joe stevens: queer culture, female roots and making music as a trans man

1

You mean you equate the Bible with your own theory?(which is lacking information).

0

mariah carey rings in 2017 with painful lip sync fail on live tv

0

if you know someone with cancer you should know about this

1

And irrational emotional appeals seldom hold up in the face of logic

0

5 workplace benefits you wish your company offered

0

rachel maddow blasts benghazi committee as a 'hilarious partisan joke'

0

25 worst original names of famous bands

0

anti-abortion activists sing a dangerous song

1

first day of school photos a chance to see how much cousin's kids are chunking out this year

1

senate bill to end u.s. role in yemen war rejected by house raytheon executives

0

speaking of 'rigged'

0

Exactly. Most people would incorporate it, from childhood most often. Steeeeve can't seem to wrap his mind around that.

0

remembering dina

1

Our pumping of CO2 is certaintly not helping. Does that mean we should pump gasses and make people in big cities sneeze?

0

colorado's new revenge porn statute is good law and sound policy

1

romney during victory speech: 'man, this is a weak field'

0

jojo is back with a perfect 'tringle' of songs

1

depressed mueller wonders what it is about him that makes everyone lie to him

1

Or, given that this is about feasts, a waist is a terrible thing to mind.

0

student loans: america's next financial crisis

1

So, if having children isn't a requirement fro marriage, then gays should be OK, right? If it is what it is all about, if you marry a woman who is incapable of having children, even with scientific methods, then you are not really married? What about lesbians? They can have childre, with a little help from the local sperm bank. In facst, they can BOTH get pregnant. Does tht mean that a marriage between 2 lesbians is twice as valid? What if a couple of gay men adopt? Then is their marriage valid? If I have a vasectomy, am I divorced? You are confusing me. Please explain.

0

So according to one of the people who conducted the study don't go using their results as a tool for arguing against abortion.One woman I know had an abortion a short time after she was married. I also know she has regrets that she had the procedure. I considered what she had to say about her experience and thought about the 14 year old son she now has. From what she told me, I could plainly see she would never have had her son if she had not had her abortion as her circumstances would have changed beyond recognition. Perhaps she gets depressed about the child she never had because of her abortion. However, her son is a fantastic boy whom she loves very much. So we cannot simplify in quite the way you seem to infer that we can.

1

lol. If I'm wrong, explain the current argument. emoticonXGood If you think you are right, it should be easy. *OH S**T, IT'S GARLIC TO A VAMPIRE*

0

Gun registration schemes have been disabled for criminals because requiring them to register a gun they are forbidden to own would violate their 5th Amendment rights. I would assume that if ballistic fingerprinting ever became law, a form would be offered at time of sale where you would be required to waive any claim of 5th Amendment right injury from any governmental authority's use of the ballistic data. Don't sign the form - you don't get the gun.

0

when my office is a target -- reflections from a veteran white house reporter

0

kanye wishes the kardashians' reality show was shot like kubrick

0

this woman may be the world's proudest grandma

1

cory booker apologizes to wall street bankers for the mean things he's going to have to say about them

1

tim kaine clearly ate rocket pop during pence's rebuttal

1

senior center restocks on rum raisin ice cream

0

the failure of the iraq war

0

the resistance gave birth to a girl and her name is hannah risheq

1

german luftwaffle chain offers waffles, overwhelming air superiority

1

man frantically returns to website that just crashed his browser

1

hubble telescope desperately struggling to contact nasa after witnessing murder on ganymede

0

'f**k it, i quit' anchor explains her dramatic exit

0

superintendent allegedly calls female dress code violators 'skanks'

0

el salvador is on track to become world homicide leader

0

u.s. military prepares for biggest okinawa land return since 1972

0

radical cleric acquitted of conspiracy charges

0

sean hannity defends withholding link to trump's attorney: 'i have a right to privacy'

0

I responded to your posts on the thread of "Lets discuss the actual..." I suggest we continue that discussion there.

0

First of all, welcome :D I believe as you do, that having a child is not always the best and most responsible thing to do in certain circumstances. For what it is worth, I think you did the right thing, for you and your current children.

0

in argentina, the supreme court spurs national outrage with leniency for a 'dirty war' criminal

1

regal cinemas suddenly realizes it's been playing 'love and other drugs' for two years

0

mckinsey global institute: women's equality would unleash massive growth

1

conservation group condemns waterboarding as wasteful

1

matt lauer returns to today show following 2-day suspension

1

report: 87% of u.s. women achieve orgasm when fantasizing about gorton's fisherman

0

Thanks, Clive, you're a good sport. Of course I can't agree with the idiot part. Rash, unwise, unknowledgeable, maybe, but not fools.

1

air traffic controller likes pattern he has going

0

pankaj mishra's incredible india

0

oklahoma governor likens striking teachers to a teen who 'wants a better car'

1

audubon society revokes black-capped chickadee's membership after species fails to pay dues

1

congressman knows regular lobbyist's order without even having to be told

0

So that no girl, underage or otherwise, refuses to seek treatment for fear of what their parents will think or say. If a girl cannot be tested for a STD without parental notification and she does not wish her parents to know she had sex (or fears their wrath), she may not go in for testing. In general, knowing whether you have a STD is a good thing.

1

elderly couple dresses up for trip to denny's

1

experts warn climate change will increase incidences of stepping into puddle and getting whole goddamn foot soaking wet

1

fbi agent's cover blown by own jacket

1

dad finally found in front of tvs at sears

1

woman sets google alert for kevin costner

0

steve bannon met with robert mueller's team for two days this week

1

'so fuckin' sorry to hear about this shit,' reads outpouring of sympathetic texts from scaramucci's friends, family

0

shake it off: what i learned from a negative review

1

goose suddenly realizes it doesn't have to honk like an idiot entire time it's flapping wings

1

macaulay culkin hoping some 'funny or die' writer comes up with video idea for him

0

nbc obtains video claiming to show anti-isis raid that killed u.s. operative

0

communication matters: getting your message out

0

Not at all. The theory of evolution contains many many things.

0

the man and art behind andy warhol's silver factory

1

materialistic single mom constantly thinking of money

0

meet charth vader,the 7-year-old 'villain' who will melt your cold and icy heart

0

roe made abortions legal, but it doesn't keep women and providers safe

1

Chill on the name calling. it only weakens your position in a debate. If you want to prove a point do so with logic and evidence. Leave the name calling to 5 year olds!

0

the outfit that got this woman kicked out of her school's gym

1

You're deluded, as usual. Anything that doesn't balance the budget is based on LIBERAL THINKING. And you don't balance the budget with massive tax hikes and gutting the military like the liberals are fond of doing. And you're going to vote for liberals? Obama? His latest budget plan was defeated 414-0 in the House. Not even his liberal cohorts would vote for it. And you vote for Obama? What the hell is the matter with you people?

1

gwyneth paltrow reported as news

1

fugitive movie heroine cuts own hair perfectly

0

is under armour copying nike's playbook?

1

satan to revise bar code system

1

jim morrison stares creepily out of apartment window

1

area ostrich lashes out against unnecessarily restrictive zoning laws

0

here's what we know about 'american horror story' season 5

0

russian tennis czar insults williams sisters

1

Anything to get around doing things the normative way ... emoticonXDonno

0

joy reid's hacking claims look increasingly unlikely

1

white house now just holding continuous going-away party for departing staffers

0

looking back at my first psychotic break: my speech at thresholds' gala in chicago

0

So...what was all that bull**** about terrorists exploiting America's "weak gun control laws" in order to amass arsenals of deadly weapons?It seems to me that they don't need undercover operatives to come to America, forge documents and undergo background checks just to get civilian weapons. They've got their own arms manufacturing plants over there, they can make whatever they need or want.

1

area man has shitty fuckin' job

0

beyoncé's mom steals the red carpet spotlight

1

bleary-eyed cosmopolitan staffer cranks out 10 billionth way to bring out the animal in your man

0

learning from a complex communications experiment in my own home

0

twitter took a much-needed break from the world to #addcandytoamovie

1

have you considered a career in advertising? by the way you f***ed us too. Australians troops were cannon fodder in WWI for the British Empire, remember Gallipoli?