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1	Trying to argue with a person who is babbling nonsense is not my idea of a productive time to spend my time. I've explained myself and that's the end of it. You can label my posts anything you want but that doesn't mean anything. It just means you are proficient in throwing out insults. So for purposes of this discussion I crown you the "insult king" of this forum.
0	http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/03/science/03angi.html.Ive had three children, which gave me an opportunity to observe intimately the development of infants. Also, I worked with emotionally unstable children aged 3 and older, and observed what a delightful species the three-year-olds are. At that point, infants have progressed from the largely self-involved awareness of the 24-month infant as the developing human deals with the problem of separateness and, as a result, issues a robust declaration of independence. No! No! No! are the bywords of a two-year-old. No! I wont! And you cant make me!
1	months of painstaking practice critiquing celebrity fashion comes down to this for area woman
0	the fall of the would-be emperor
1	praying mantis hesitantly agrees to try girlfriend's sexual fantasy of eating his head during intercourse
1	park rangers lance old faithful in effort to pop clogged, inflamed geyser
0	comic takes your awful first date to its logically terrifying extreme
0	huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 15
1	voter just needs to know which candidate chops wood in a flannel shirt
0	watch live: dave coulier dishes on 'fuller house'
0	donald trump's latest attempt to repeal obamacare makes seth meyers sick
0	thomas piketty and fear of the "full francais"
0	belgian princess damages prime minister's hearing in starter gun incident
0	poll: religion is the answer to today's problems
1	catching up on 2 seasons of 'house of cards' depressingly manageable
1	lustful man sensually uses one hand to unhook clasp of take-out box
1	And refusing to donate your resources is killing, so I have killed someone by not donating my blood etc.
0	If a woman likes pregnancy, that is her preference. If a woman hates pregnancy, that is also her preference. Simple as that.
1	police department deploys fancyclothes cop
0	a 2,000-year-old thanksgiving psalm
0	You are missing the entire point (again). Why do you feel ashamed? Because you know that what you did is bad. I have heard from a great Australian war hero, one of our remaining ANZACs soliders (recently passed away I think) that we he stabbed the enemy soldier with the spike thing on the end of their gun (WWI era) and he saw him die that it was "the worst feeling that a human can possibly endure". He said that that image will haunt him for the rest of his life. He knows that he did something wrong, but it was a war, and unfortuantely that kind of thing will happen. You are way off the plot. But let us continue.
0	republicans urge obama administration to crack down on sanctuary cities
1	sex toy discreetly shipped in plain dildo-shaped box
1	report: mom going to need you to pitch in around house after her procedure
1	Yes, we're compelling you onto this forum to spread the word of the Lord
0	lucid dreaming: new horizons for research
1	website's built-in search engine just pathetic
1	Hey slim Jim what exactly was that about spelling errors and typos any way? Pray enlighten us with your wisdom on why it matters little. By your own reasoning and logic why would it matter if they did or not? Why would one imagine they wish to get away alive?
1	director of high-school play buys director's chair out of own pocket
0	game review: 'super mario maker' is a diy triumph
0	c-suite men stepping down for 'work-life balance' is no step forward
1	olympic torch used to ignite tibetan protesters
0	seabed search for mh370 could end within a week
0	distrust and verify: an appropriate u.s. government response to sudan government actions
1	full summer of tending backyard garden produces single edible cherry tomato
1	Still one more tap dancer who either cannot or will not answer the question as asked. Do you need it repeated?:)
1	You also need to borrow a new insult. Did you get that one from Crim?
1	That's the difference between liberals and conservatives (AKA "real Americans.) Conservatives have a sense of humor. Liberals don't.
0	why the moms who love aunties are amazing, too
0	That was a nice rant that had absolutely nothing to do with anything. The essential question is not what various religous leaders have said about the issue, but what the Bible says about the issue.
0	networks will interrupt daytime shows for real-life soap as comey testifies
1	I'm not big on the abortion issue, but are you saying that anyone who disagrees with you is sexist and arrogant? That's a tactic straight from the leftist playbook. Clearly you're the one who's arrogant, if you can make these kinds of baseless generalizations of your opponents. Isn't it you who always accuses conservatives of being intolerant of people who think differently than them? Now that's irony!
1	excited shopper decides to wear new butt plug out of store
1	You are the one confusing a childs sex with sexual nature. I just hope your old folks home is not near a school. Please explain your last sentence( your homophobia is noted).
1	terrible artist thinks latest piece really represents a culmination of everything he's been working toward all his life
1	police confirm car had ethanol in system at time of crash
0	it's not about leading; it's about leading well
0	Logical truths do not come from "somewhere", your question makes as much sense as "What time is a moose?".You do not appear to have read my post at all, variously repeating what I have said and addressing things I did not say.
0	rebel wilson feels 'really lucky' to have her body type
0	Some? 90% is more than some in my opinion. That is a horrible waste. Just think if we could retain 50% of the energy we consumed. We could start eating 1/5th of what we normally eat.
1	It's returned! Now while you may be totally satisfied as to your knowledge of my psychology I am not of yours. Why has the black night maneuver returned? Is there some special trigger or are you just in a bad mood?
1	innocent man unrepentant
1	"i am equal to any man," says stern woman who likely does not menstruate
0	And those who respect themselves and others don't need that book of morality.
1	obama trying out social policies in 'second life'
0	record-breaking rainstorms pummel carolinas
0	these workers can only spend 6 minutes in the bathroom each day
1	study finds they just don't make 'em like ginger rogers anymore
0	hillary clinton held her first press conference of 2016 -- or not
0	to understand health care repeal, follow the money
1	power-plant employee sneaks electricity home in lunchbox
1	honest wedding website admits there jack shit for guests to do while in town
1	panicked billy graham realizes he took wrong turn into heaven's largest gay neighborhood
1	surgeon general recommends twisting head far enough until you hear little pop
0	Again, I don't know what happenstance origins are, but ruling something out because it's unlikely doesn't work. I have made the poker analogy very often. If you are dealt in order, the 3 of spades, then the 5 of hearts, then the 9 of clubs, then the 4 of diamonds, then the 6 of hearts, would you decide immediately that it was not true? The odds are (1/52)(1/51)(1/50)(1/49)(1/48) = 1/311,875,200.This could be done for multiple games. The odds get slimmer and slimmer, but the difference is that something had to happen. No matter what cards you got, the odds of you getting the same card in that order would be this slim.
1	that same guy with the glasses at every rock show
0	why employees should use collaboration tools at work
0	when the sheep are watching over your mind
0	is the gates foundation investing in the abuse of palestinian prisoners?
0	happy mother's day to the moms leading the fight for trans students
0	samsung to halt global sales, exchanges of galaxy note 7
1	mitch mcconnell inflates throat pouch in show of dominance over fellow congressional males
1	Thats why I say my gayness is His gift and blessing to me. There is nothing more joyous then gay sex.
1	woman's head feared lost forever inside infinity scarf
0	the oscars of the gif world needs you
0	it is not all farm to table
1	thirtysomething scientists unveil doomsday clock of hair loss
0	cat so scared in shelter won't even look at you
1	This sounds even more like a playground. "I wanted to leave, but he called me a scaredy-cat and threw a stick at me. " emoticonXCry
1	man who has clocked 137 hours in rpg can't believe he has to waste precious time watching cutscenes
0	britney spears sends sweet message to teen who recovered from stroke dancing to 'toxic'
1	new x-men film features bryan singer traveling back in time to molest younger self
0	betsy devos richly deserved every boo she got
1	high school bully ready to unload summer vacation's worth of abuse
1	local man dies following short battle with gas leak explosion
0	doctors repeatedly overprescribe antibiotics and narcotics
1	pfizer mercifully puts down another batch of trial patients
0	travel etiquette: how to use a flight delay to your advantage
0	donald trump's inauguration singer speaks out against transgender bathroom bills
1	Right, uh huh. That sounds like a big rationalizing to me.
0	laura ingraham's sponsors still bolting over comments about parkland survivor
0	the 1-800 cases come to philly
0	stephen colbert explains the conspiracies against donald trump in 1 nsfw diagram
1	man does good job getting drunk
0	despite iffy reviews, 'batman v superman' takes over box office
0	reddit and violent speech: can hate be banned?
1	Youre being presumptuous. Maybe Im already a multi-millionaire. Maybe I dont have a need for member enhancement. Maybe I already have all the iPODS I need. You just never can tell. In closing, let me say that the original post I made was relevant to the thread even though it contained some misstatements of fact. Your response was just as (if not more) lacking in verified facts. Ill try to improve. You do the same.
0	Pretty close to what we are doing.It is going to be outdoors, in my boss's backyard (nice area). It will be small, family, friends, 40 people tops. We will have some kind of food, haven't figured that yet. Got a really small budget. We plan on the vows, and rings and our parents doing something.Lucky for us, we have great friends who want to plan it for us. But some details I feel we should decide.
1	garage orchestra hands out demo at boston philharmonic show
0	former congresswoman reflects on fighting sexist bullshit in the '90s

1

Trying to argue with a person who is babbling nonsense is not my idea of a productive time to spend my time. I've explained myself and that's the end of it. You can label my posts anything you want but that doesn't mean anything. It just means you are proficient in throwing out insults. So for purposes of this discussion I crown you the "insult king" of this forum.

0

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/03/science/03angi.html.Ive had three children, which gave me an opportunity to observe intimately the development of infants. Also, I worked with emotionally unstable children aged 3 and older, and observed what a delightful species the three-year-olds are. At that point, infants have progressed from the largely self-involved awareness of the 24-month infant as the developing human deals with the problem of separateness and, as a result, issues a robust declaration of independence. No! No! No! are the bywords of a two-year-old. No! I wont! And you cant make me!

1

months of painstaking practice critiquing celebrity fashion comes down to this for area woman

0

the fall of the would-be emperor

1

praying mantis hesitantly agrees to try girlfriend's sexual fantasy of eating his head during intercourse

1

park rangers lance old faithful in effort to pop clogged, inflamed geyser

0

comic takes your awful first date to its logically terrifying extreme

0

huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 15

1

voter just needs to know which candidate chops wood in a flannel shirt

0

watch live: dave coulier dishes on 'fuller house'

0

donald trump's latest attempt to repeal obamacare makes seth meyers sick

0

thomas piketty and fear of the "full francais"

0

belgian princess damages prime minister's hearing in starter gun incident

0

poll: religion is the answer to today's problems

1

catching up on 2 seasons of 'house of cards' depressingly manageable

1

lustful man sensually uses one hand to unhook clasp of take-out box

1

And refusing to donate your resources is killing, so I have killed someone by not donating my blood etc.

0

If a woman likes pregnancy, that is her preference. If a woman hates pregnancy, that is also her preference. Simple as that.

1

police department deploys fancyclothes cop

0

a 2,000-year-old thanksgiving psalm

0

You are missing the entire point (again). Why do you feel ashamed? Because you know that what you did is bad. I have heard from a great Australian war hero, one of our remaining ANZACs soliders (recently passed away I think) that we he stabbed the enemy soldier with the spike thing on the end of their gun (WWI era) and he saw him die that it was "the worst feeling that a human can possibly endure". He said that that image will haunt him for the rest of his life. He knows that he did something wrong, but it was a war, and unfortuantely that kind of thing will happen. You are way off the plot. But let us continue.

0

republicans urge obama administration to crack down on sanctuary cities

1

sex toy discreetly shipped in plain dildo-shaped box

1

report: mom going to need you to pitch in around house after her procedure

1

Yes, we're compelling you onto this forum to spread the word of the Lord

0

lucid dreaming: new horizons for research

1

website's built-in search engine just pathetic

1

Hey slim Jim what exactly was that about spelling errors and typos any way? Pray enlighten us with your wisdom on why it matters little. By your own reasoning and logic why would it matter if they did or not? Why would one imagine they wish to get away alive?

1

director of high-school play buys director's chair out of own pocket

0

game review: 'super mario maker' is a diy triumph

0

c-suite men stepping down for 'work-life balance' is no step forward

1

olympic torch used to ignite tibetan protesters

0

seabed search for mh370 could end within a week

0

distrust and verify: an appropriate u.s. government response to sudan government actions

1

full summer of tending backyard garden produces single edible cherry tomato

1

Still one more tap dancer who either cannot or will not answer the question as asked. Do you need it repeated?:)

1

You also need to borrow a new insult. Did you get that one from Crim?

1

That's the difference between liberals and conservatives (AKA "real Americans.) Conservatives have a sense of humor. Liberals don't.

0

why the moms who love aunties are amazing, too

0

That was a nice rant that had absolutely nothing to do with anything. The essential question is not what various religous leaders have said about the issue, but what the Bible says about the issue.

0

networks will interrupt daytime shows for real-life soap as comey testifies

1

I'm not big on the abortion issue, but are you saying that anyone who disagrees with you is sexist and arrogant? That's a tactic straight from the leftist playbook. Clearly you're the one who's arrogant, if you can make these kinds of baseless generalizations of your opponents. Isn't it you who always accuses conservatives of being intolerant of people who think differently than them? Now that's irony!

1

excited shopper decides to wear new butt plug out of store

1

You are the one confusing a childs sex with sexual nature. I just hope your old folks home is not near a school. Please explain your last sentence( your homophobia is noted).

1

terrible artist thinks latest piece really represents a culmination of everything he's been working toward all his life

1

police confirm car had ethanol in system at time of crash

0

it's not about leading; it's about leading well

0

Logical truths do not come from "somewhere", your question makes as much sense as "What time is a moose?".You do not appear to have read my post at all, variously repeating what I have said and addressing things I did not say.

0

rebel wilson feels 'really lucky' to have her body type

0

Some? 90% is more than some in my opinion. That is a horrible waste. Just think if we could retain 50% of the energy we consumed. We could start eating 1/5th of what we normally eat.

1

It's returned! Now while you may be totally satisfied as to your knowledge of my psychology I am not of yours. Why has the black night maneuver returned? Is there some special trigger or are you just in a bad mood?

1

innocent man unrepentant

1

"i am equal to any man," says stern woman who likely does not menstruate

0

And those who respect themselves and others don't need that book of morality.

1

obama trying out social policies in 'second life'

0

record-breaking rainstorms pummel carolinas

0

these workers can only spend 6 minutes in the bathroom each day

1

study finds they just don't make 'em like ginger rogers anymore

0

hillary clinton held her first press conference of 2016 -- or not

0

to understand health care repeal, follow the money

1

power-plant employee sneaks electricity home in lunchbox

1

honest wedding website admits there jack shit for guests to do while in town

1

panicked billy graham realizes he took wrong turn into heaven's largest gay neighborhood

1

surgeon general recommends twisting head far enough until you hear little pop

0

Again, I don't know what happenstance origins are, but ruling something out because it's unlikely doesn't work. I have made the poker analogy very often. If you are dealt in order, the 3 of spades, then the 5 of hearts, then the 9 of clubs, then the 4 of diamonds, then the 6 of hearts, would you decide immediately that it was not true? The odds are (1/52)*(1/51)*(1/50)*(1/49)*(1/48) = 1/311,875,200.This could be done for multiple games. The odds get slimmer and slimmer, but the difference is that something had to happen. No matter what cards you got, the odds of you getting the same card in that order would be this slim.

1

that same guy with the glasses at every rock show

0

why employees should use collaboration tools at work

0

when the sheep are watching over your mind

0

is the gates foundation investing in the abuse of palestinian prisoners?

0

happy mother's day to the moms leading the fight for trans students

0

samsung to halt global sales, exchanges of galaxy note 7

1

mitch mcconnell inflates throat pouch in show of dominance over fellow congressional males

1

Thats why I say my gayness is His gift and blessing to me. There is nothing more joyous then gay sex.

1

woman's head feared lost forever inside infinity scarf

0

the oscars of the gif world needs you

0

it is not all farm to table

1

thirtysomething scientists unveil doomsday clock of hair loss

0

cat so scared in shelter won't even look at you

1

This sounds even more like a playground. "I wanted to leave, but he called me a scaredy-cat and threw a stick at me. " emoticonXCry

1

man who has clocked 137 hours in rpg can't believe he has to waste precious time watching cutscenes

0

britney spears sends sweet message to teen who recovered from stroke dancing to 'toxic'

1

new x-men film features bryan singer traveling back in time to molest younger self

0

betsy devos richly deserved every boo she got

1

high school bully ready to unload summer vacation's worth of abuse

1

local man dies following short battle with gas leak explosion

0

doctors repeatedly overprescribe antibiotics and narcotics

1

pfizer mercifully puts down another batch of trial patients

0

travel etiquette: how to use a flight delay to your advantage

0

donald trump's inauguration singer speaks out against transgender bathroom bills

1

Right, uh huh. That sounds like a big rationalizing to me.

0

laura ingraham's sponsors still bolting over comments about parkland survivor

0

the 1-800 cases come to philly

0

stephen colbert explains the conspiracies against donald trump in 1 nsfw diagram

1

man does good job getting drunk

0

despite iffy reviews, 'batman v superman' takes over box office

0

reddit and violent speech: can hate be banned?

1

Youre being presumptuous. Maybe Im already a multi-millionaire. Maybe I dont have a need for member enhancement. Maybe I already have all the iPODS I need. You just never can tell. In closing, let me say that the original post I made was relevant to the thread even though it contained some misstatements of fact. Your response was just as (if not more) lacking in verified facts. Ill try to improve. You do the same.

0

Pretty close to what we are doing.It is going to be outdoors, in my boss's backyard (nice area). It will be small, family, friends, 40 people tops. We will have some kind of food, haven't figured that yet. Got a really small budget. We plan on the vows, and rings and our parents doing something.Lucky for us, we have great friends who want to plan it for us. But some details I feel we should decide.

1

garage orchestra hands out demo at boston philharmonic show

0

former congresswoman reflects on fighting sexist bullshit in the '90s