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1	houseguest given entire rundown on input 1, input 2
1	heavenly authorities arrest god for leaving children in overheating planet
0	Actually, it does no such thing. It merely means a secular moralist must justify moral codes on the basis of their intrinsic rationality and real world consequences, rather than appealing to a deity as an arbitrary authority. Since all the scriptures of the world have been written by people, this moral authority represents nothing more than their personal opinions about what they think their god wants.
0	why 'death to america' isn't going to disappear overnight (but in the short term it doesn't matter)
0	I don't have the time nor the funding to put this in video form like Harris and Dawkins. I don't think many, if any, Christians really do - satire about atheism isn't a strong Christian practice, not nearly as strong as atheist satire about Christianity, it seems. Maybe that's what made Poe's Law so notable in the beginning of this thread.
1	And to think, we're supposed to be "new World" the foreward thinkers....what a laugh. Sorry, my last post was after some searching on straight sex discussion boards, and I'm still laughing too hard to take much seriously at this time. emoticonXCry I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
1	22-year-old fuck complains of age discrimination
0	piece of my heart: quick questions with leslie kritzer and teal wicks
1	new 'game of thrones' trailer reveals final season will be cobbled together from old footage
0	tv agent olivia metzger is parting ways with the creative artists agency
0	does hollywood have a bias against films portraying disability?
0	the u.s. can't afford to continue the death penalty
0	'the president show' sends 'trump' to boot camp with transgender soldiers
0	Sorry, but that's not in the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment. Try again.
0	#napaquake: how you can help keep #napastrong
0	donald trump vows to take travel ban to the supreme court
1	federal reserve cites healthy economy in decision to have baby
1	inner-city prodigy earns ged at age 11
0	You obviously got your opinions second hand. Read the sequel to Mein Kampf and you will never be able to say Hitler was not absolutely driven by Darwinism. At least not honestly. If Hitler believed we were all God's children he could not have believed in evolution and therefore the master race or the need to attack America , or anyone for that matter.
0	'deadpool 2' trailer debuts josh brolin's cable and other x-citing mutants
0	kim kardashian's resemblance to cher for halloween is truly uncanny
1	area waitress has one hell of an ass on her, local man will tell you that right now
1	warm approach of potential new friendship just street canvasser again
1	Dragons and Dinosaurs coexisting only recently? hmm when they did dissapear? Maybe Conan the Barbarian killed them all!
0	fox news doctor: ben carson was right about guns and the holocaust
0	female entrepreneur : karen quinones
0	john avildsen, oscar-winning director of 'rocky,' dead at 81
1	senior pretty checked out during entire final year
0	kim davis's anti-gay views are going to cost her state big time
1	vital info on iraqi chemical weapons provided by u.s. company that made them
0	guess who?!
1	secret service agent not so secret about being david alan grier fan
0	...and 8 beers are imo worse than one joint. People tend not to smoke as many 'doses' of pot as they drink 'doses' of alcohol.
0	in malala's hometown, a young activist advocates for girls' education
1	This rates an 8 out of 10 on the hypocracy scale. Weren't you just scolding people both for using false analogies and for citing emotionally laden imagery for political purposes? Tsk tsk.
1	gop convention to feature strong lineup of conservative women listeners
1	couple doesn't deserve deck
1	g7 unable to get deposit back on shipment of 'g8 summer getaway' t-shirts
0	we tested the new 'tearless' onions to see if they really work
1	special ops veteran slips back into family undetected
1	The sky is blue. Neutral enough. I didn't just condemn the sky, did I? Should I not say that the sky is blue then?
0	donald trump supports using federal funds to fix states' bridges and roads, elaine chao says
1	georgia governor signs bill outlawing abortion except for single 30-second window on third day of fourth week of pregnancy
1	amazon warehouses stocked with 20,000 doctors in preparation for healthcare launch
1	new roommates attempt to find manly way of saying good night
1	revamped wpa to create 50,000 new jobs by disassembling, reassembling hoover dam
0	Now you're playing word games to confuse people. Page 11 of the Heller ruling stated that the definition of "arms" include all modern forms of bearable arms that're in common use. They didn't rule on machineguns because they weren't part of the case.
0	what you should buy your 'basic' friend, according to pinterest
1	u.s. not planning to attack iran, says u.s. iran war czar
0	french catering company employs refugees to cook their native foods
1	newlywed couple looks so deeply in debt
1	greenpeace releases rescued dolphins into forest
1	crops begin emerging from farmlands across nation as monsanto ceo slowly raises arms
1	some guy at bar lived in san francisco for a summer and liked it a lot
0	malnutrition rates are up worldwide. here's why.
0	body slams, ballots, and belated apologies in montana
0	here's how many calories 6 summer olympic sports burn
0	the kind of risks that are really worth taking
1	stop sign taking forever to change
1	annoying, well-adjusted friend even fucking meditating now
0	jay-z's '4:44' makes room for black men to be vulnerable
0	bears run free after 20 years in tiny cages
0	I believe in a strict interpretation of the Constitution, this makes me neither a liberal or conservative. The SN was inspired by VOR who kept signing his posts with quotes from Karl Marx.
1	humiliated team of cuban doctors forced to continue treating long-dead fidel castro
0	millie bobby brown teaches us how to pull off clear-knee mom jeans
1	kid diving into pile of leaves has no idea there homeless guy jerking off in there
0	death and mourning on the easter holiday
0	glasses are the new it accessory
0	snake on a plane! reptile slithers out of ceiling causing mid-flight fright
1	dog in purse stares longingly at dog in yard
0	You actually can vote on this (of have your legislatures do it). Some issues require more than just a majority but you can still vote. If 80% of the people think all Jewish persons should live in Florida then its not looking for those Jewish persons that don't wish to live in Florida. This doesn't mean its the right thing to do but this is a flaw of democracy.
0	america ferrera's response to reporter's tone deaf question will make you cheer
1	man discovers huge cache of rare fossils while walking through natural history museum
0	Ok...many many people have been killed in Africa because of the policies of the countries in the EU, South America, Asia, and so on....this hypocrisy annoys me.
1	undercurrent of inequality and fear roiling just beneath surface of '50s-themed diner
1	stouffer's debuts new frozen meals to bring neighbors after death in family
0	sarah silverman talks to her younger self in 'snl' monologue
1	No you don't cede that decision to her, Steeeve, you want to butt into her personal life and make her decision for her.
0	anti-slavery hamilton may get to stay on $10 bill while genocidal slaver jackson gets pushed off the $20
0	how using your phone to pay for the subway can help fight climate change
1	small change in procedure wendy's manager's crowning achievement
1	party host proudly informs guests they're eating shark
1	chris penn's body double really letting self go
1	baby-faced, muscular jimmy carter tells democratic convention the future of medicine is bright
0	days before the election, one place in washington rose above politics
0	nearly one million affected by flooding in myanmar
1	study finds girls go through manga phase earlier than boys
1	Actually when you read every thing you have to rationalize (lie) what God actually did, for God was done with everything then started again. THe stories don't parallel each other they intersect.
0	the primal passions of white supremacy, roy moore and the battle to define america
0	I am hardly a phyicist, but I am under the impression that there is at least some people who feel there is reason that there are 'uncaused causes'. I think that the terms used are 'Vacuum flucuations', and 'virtual particles'. I am not aware of any peer reviewed articles on it , but a popular press book is 'Achilles in the quantum world' by Richard Morris.
0	7 shameless ways to get an upgrade
1	gus van sant prepares shot-for-shot teen wolf remake
0	kenyan newspaper editor questioned, released over source
0	stephen colbert is just as worried about the new citizenship law as fox news
1	netanyahu provides stunning new evidence that iranians planned sacking of babylon in 539 b.c.
1	aides rush on stage to rotate scott walker back to direction of audience
1	biden kicked out of laundromat after shag rug floods washing machine
0	Thanks. Well I'm a resident of California currently but my partner has orders to Virginia. If they allow outside residents to apply for a license we'll do it Considering DC is only a four hour drive or so.
0	Really? Then why haven't you condemned organizations such as the Brady Campaign? They continually put out the lie that the .50 BMG is capable of bringing down commercial planes as if the entire process was mere child's play, but there's absolutely not a shred of evidence to support this claim.
0	the walking dead: season 5 finale blasts full afterburners!

1

houseguest given entire rundown on input 1, input 2

1

heavenly authorities arrest god for leaving children in overheating planet

0

Actually, it does no such thing. It merely means a secular moralist must justify moral codes on the basis of their intrinsic rationality and real world consequences, rather than appealing to a deity as an arbitrary authority. Since all the scriptures of the world have been written by people, this moral authority represents nothing more than their personal opinions about what they think their god wants.

0

why 'death to america' isn't going to disappear overnight (but in the short term it doesn't matter)

0

I don't have the time nor the funding to put this in video form like Harris and Dawkins. I don't think many, if any, Christians really do - satire about atheism isn't a strong Christian practice, not nearly as strong as atheist satire about Christianity, it seems. Maybe that's what made Poe's Law so notable in the beginning of this thread.

1

And to think, we're supposed to be "new World" the foreward thinkers....what a laugh. Sorry, my last post was after some searching on straight sex discussion boards, and I'm still laughing too hard to take much seriously at this time. emoticonXCry I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

1

22-year-old fuck complains of age discrimination

0

piece of my heart: quick questions with leslie kritzer and teal wicks

1

new 'game of thrones' trailer reveals final season will be cobbled together from old footage

0

tv agent olivia metzger is parting ways with the creative artists agency

0

does hollywood have a bias against films portraying disability?

0

the u.s. can't afford to continue the death penalty

0

'the president show' sends 'trump' to boot camp with transgender soldiers

0

Sorry, but that's not in the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment. Try again.

0

#napaquake: how you can help keep #napastrong

0

donald trump vows to take travel ban to the supreme court

1

federal reserve cites healthy economy in decision to have baby

1

inner-city prodigy earns ged at age 11

0

You obviously got your opinions second hand. Read the sequel to Mein Kampf and you will never be able to say Hitler was not absolutely driven by Darwinism. At least not honestly. If Hitler believed we were all God's children he could not have believed in evolution and therefore the master race or the need to attack America , or anyone for that matter.

0

'deadpool 2' trailer debuts josh brolin's cable and other x-citing mutants

0

kim kardashian's resemblance to cher for halloween is truly uncanny

1

area waitress has one hell of an ass on her, local man will tell you that right now

1

warm approach of potential new friendship just street canvasser again

1

Dragons and Dinosaurs coexisting only recently? hmm when they did dissapear? Maybe Conan the Barbarian killed them all!

0

fox news doctor: ben carson was right about guns and the holocaust

0

female entrepreneur : karen quinones

0

john avildsen, oscar-winning director of 'rocky,' dead at 81

1

senior pretty checked out during entire final year

0

kim davis's anti-gay views are going to cost her state big time

1

vital info on iraqi chemical weapons provided by u.s. company that made them

0

guess who?!

1

secret service agent not so secret about being david alan grier fan

0

...and 8 beers are imo worse than one joint. People tend not to smoke as many 'doses' of pot as they drink 'doses' of alcohol.

0

in malala's hometown, a young activist advocates for girls' education

1

This rates an 8 out of 10 on the hypocracy scale. Weren't you just scolding people both for using false analogies and for citing emotionally laden imagery for political purposes? Tsk tsk.

1

gop convention to feature strong lineup of conservative women listeners

1

couple doesn't deserve deck

1

g7 unable to get deposit back on shipment of 'g8 summer getaway' t-shirts

0

we tested the new 'tearless' onions to see if they really work

1

special ops veteran slips back into family undetected

1

The sky is blue. Neutral enough. I didn't just condemn the sky, did I? Should I not say that the sky is blue then?

0

donald trump supports using federal funds to fix states' bridges and roads, elaine chao says

1

georgia governor signs bill outlawing abortion except for single 30-second window on third day of fourth week of pregnancy

1

amazon warehouses stocked with 20,000 doctors in preparation for healthcare launch

1

new roommates attempt to find manly way of saying good night

1

revamped wpa to create 50,000 new jobs by disassembling, reassembling hoover dam

0

Now you're playing word games to confuse people. Page 11 of the Heller ruling stated that the definition of "arms" include all modern forms of bearable arms that're in common use. They didn't rule on machineguns because they weren't part of the case.

0

what you should buy your 'basic' friend, according to pinterest

1

u.s. not planning to attack iran, says u.s. iran war czar

0

french catering company employs refugees to cook their native foods

1

newlywed couple looks so deeply in debt

1

greenpeace releases rescued dolphins into forest

1

crops begin emerging from farmlands across nation as monsanto ceo slowly raises arms

1

some guy at bar lived in san francisco for a summer and liked it a lot

0

malnutrition rates are up worldwide. here's why.

0

body slams, ballots, and belated apologies in montana

0

here's how many calories 6 summer olympic sports burn

0

the kind of risks that are really worth taking

1

stop sign taking forever to change

1

annoying, well-adjusted friend even fucking meditating now

0

jay-z's '4:44' makes room for black men to be vulnerable

0

bears run free after 20 years in tiny cages

0

I believe in a strict interpretation of the Constitution, this makes me neither a liberal or conservative. The SN was inspired by VOR who kept signing his posts with quotes from Karl Marx.

1

humiliated team of cuban doctors forced to continue treating long-dead fidel castro

0

millie bobby brown teaches us how to pull off clear-knee mom jeans

1

kid diving into pile of leaves has no idea there homeless guy jerking off in there

0

death and mourning on the easter holiday

0

glasses are the new it accessory

0

snake on a plane! reptile slithers out of ceiling causing mid-flight fright

1

dog in purse stares longingly at dog in yard

0

You actually can vote on this (of have your legislatures do it). Some issues require more than just a majority but you can still vote. If 80% of the people think all Jewish persons should live in Florida then its not looking for those Jewish persons that don't wish to live in Florida. This doesn't mean its the right thing to do but this is a flaw of democracy.

0

america ferrera's response to reporter's tone deaf question will make you cheer

1

man discovers huge cache of rare fossils while walking through natural history museum

0

Ok...many many people have been killed in Africa because of the policies of the countries in the EU, South America, Asia, and so on....this hypocrisy annoys me.

1

undercurrent of inequality and fear roiling just beneath surface of '50s-themed diner

1

stouffer's debuts new frozen meals to bring neighbors after death in family

0

sarah silverman talks to her younger self in 'snl' monologue

1

No you don't cede that decision to her, Steeeve, you want to butt into her personal life and make her decision for her.

0

anti-slavery hamilton may get to stay on $10 bill while genocidal slaver jackson gets pushed off the $20

0

how using your phone to pay for the subway can help fight climate change

1

small change in procedure wendy's manager's crowning achievement

1

party host proudly informs guests they're eating shark

1

chris penn's body double really letting self go

1

baby-faced, muscular jimmy carter tells democratic convention the future of medicine is bright

0

days before the election, one place in washington rose above politics

0

nearly one million affected by flooding in myanmar

1

study finds girls go through manga phase earlier than boys

1

Actually when you read every thing you have to rationalize (lie) what God actually did, for God was done with everything then started again. THe stories don't parallel each other they intersect.

0

the primal passions of white supremacy, roy moore and the battle to define america

0

I am hardly a phyicist, but I am under the impression that there is at least some people who feel there is reason that there are 'uncaused causes'. I think that the terms used are 'Vacuum flucuations', and 'virtual particles'. I am not aware of any peer reviewed articles on it , but a popular press book is 'Achilles in the quantum world' by Richard Morris.

0

7 shameless ways to get an upgrade

1

gus van sant prepares shot-for-shot teen wolf remake

0

kenyan newspaper editor questioned, released over source

0

stephen colbert is just as worried about the new citizenship law as fox news

1

netanyahu provides stunning new evidence that iranians planned sacking of babylon in 539 b.c.

1

aides rush on stage to rotate scott walker back to direction of audience

1

biden kicked out of laundromat after shag rug floods washing machine

0

Thanks. Well I'm a resident of California currently but my partner has orders to Virginia. If they allow outside residents to apply for a license we'll do it Considering DC is only a four hour drive or so.

0

Really? Then why haven't you condemned organizations such as the Brady Campaign? They continually put out the lie that the .50 BMG is capable of bringing down commercial planes as if the entire process was mere child's play, but there's absolutely not a shred of evidence to support this claim.

0

the walking dead: season 5 finale blasts full afterburners!