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This event fucked hard with farming ops. So good that now sitting on a stack of 100 rocks, spikey candies and Loxic candies AND Shu went from 0 trust to 190. Incredible farming with the Farming Dragon | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
100 reserves looking good? For me anything less than 300 is "I'm running out". | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I mean what else were you supposed to farm in this event? Orirock cluster is always worse because 1-7 is a thing so lemme eat my candy and spicy roc | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I wonder if you can actually eat loxic kohl | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I now only need every single mat in the game besides these two. progress! | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Rookie numbers, you need to have at least 300 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
need to grind for the red certs to get the catalysts and then grind the chip packs, right? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
I'm pretty sure the doctor can eat anything. Grindstones, RMA crystals, polyester, doesn't really matter to him. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
But assuming a regular person 🤔
Because kohl and the red kohl do look like wrapped candy | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up!
*(I once grinded for days while half-conscious from overwork and ended with 1500 Loxic Kohl. It was a good year.)* | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
IM TIRED OF SEEING THEM EVRY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I GO CHECK THIS SUB THERE'S ATLEAST ONE FUCKING SEX REVIEW AND IT'S STARTING TO ANNOY ME FOR SOME REASON LIKE I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY BUT THERE'S THIS FEELING OF IRRITATION MIXED WITH ANGER THAT TRIGGERS WHEN I SEE ONE OF THEM I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAH anyways im going to bash my head into a wall see you guys soon
PS: No hate to anyone who writes this stuff | r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Don't login on sex review day (Thursday)🥴 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Nah i'd manage it | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
google en overused joke | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Ok
edit: DEAR LORD IT'S AWFUL | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
dont worry we getting Mandragora kiss review today (wholesome) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
You know i allways liked you newerpaper so im looking forward to what you will make | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Understood, feet review incoming | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
shut up before I write a sex review about you op | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Bet (if it dosen't include shark sex im beating you up with a shovel) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Sorry chief, but you'll have to cope for about uhh... 2 more thursdays, then I'll vanish into thin air. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
It's fine i can wait it out teehee :3 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Promise? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I wouldn't hate them if they were funny or had any really copypasta qualities, but they honestly feel like the shitpostemblems (fire emblem's equivalent to 0sanity) rant posts that use the "teehee its a meme" to express genuinely held views. You also have the most popular presently being Utage who is a minor friendly reminder to the mods (her age is pretty easy to place given student+ stated to be too young for actual missions) so yea its fun to see our sub becoming as much of a degenerate dumpster fire as the BA sub... | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
yeah, it is pure romance over in this household | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Utage is also the most sexualized character in the game, not even the devs care | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I don't hate them this post is quite a exaggerated bit on my end like it's a great way to express creativity but seeing it this much gets a tad bit annoying after a while | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
_Denied. The sex reviews will continue until someone writes one for Beehunter._ | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
She's actually not though that's the weird thing. Her base skin+ E2 were wildly tame, and sure her beach skin is a bikini but the posing isn't OMG BIG TITTIES, I actually give the artist props for being able to give us a good non-thirsty bikini skin of a top heavy girl. Her school girl is possibly the most, and it's just typical zetta ryoki stuff. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Holy sex | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I remember utages beach skin had to be censored for an art book or something, can't remember
So it was maybe a bit too sexual 💀
Anyway I think Capers a child canonically, though with the beach skin they gave yher you wouldn't realise | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
> You also have the most popular presently being Utage who is a minor friendly reminder to the mods
The most popular what? Where? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Yes her art was censored for the Chinese art book, however that really doesn't say much given how trigger happy they've been recently in an attempt to avoid any kind of controversy, see the CN release of Blue Archive (honestly I kinda like some of the censored art, since it never made sense for some of the characters) all they did afair was shrink her bust down slightly which again is fairly common, but the actual art in game is untouched | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Her sex review had the most up votes, when I last saw it by a decent margin, maybe it changed but last I saw were getting around 200 ish up votes, hers had almost 550. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I do get your point, they started as literal sex reviews and then transformed into straight up smut-sex fanfics (which I don't dislike but this sub may not really be the place to post them) though I might be also guilty since I wrote a sex review. Although I tried to make it a review I might have failed. Ray and Kal'tsit ones were peak i think
But regardless, I think they spice the sub up and since it can be only posted 1 day a week you can just avoid them on that day, I believe overall they have good effects on the subreddit, and sometimes even entertaining | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
It was nuked within the day, which is why I am very confused as to why it is being mentioned today, an entire week after, as if it is still up. The upvote count is also wrong, and it wasn't the most popular by several hundreds of upvotes. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
>which I don't dislike but this sub may not really be the place to post them)
That's the point there is a rule that specifically states NO ADULT CONTENT! For this sub, put that on r/arknuts the actual porn side of the arknights Fandom. They aren't funny or going beyond basic smutfics to justify being a shitpost. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
He... shark NTR | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Okay. (Jk, next review incoming in a couple minutes (Jk, there's a second one coming too)) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
So true OP, I agree | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I mean they elaborate more on the no adult content rule and there is nothing saying you can't write smut. it says "explicit sexual activities" and when you google the definition it says "visual imagery" of sexual activity, people here are not doing that, so technically they are not breaking the rules
And funny is quite subjective, I found some of them very entertaining. If everything goes wrong and you think they are still bad you can just not open the subreddit for Thursdays | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
OK sry about the mild misinfo on my part, as that was a potential observational bias, I may have caught it at its peak while others would grow later I do avoid this sub but I think it's a rather unfair ask to say "unsub every Wednesday then remember to resub Friday" for those of us who want them gone. Doesn't help that since I don't have a ton of subs I'm on my feed will still populate them for me as new Thursday and Friday so I can't even get away from them that way. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Average outsider reaction to the Cautus | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
>If everything goes wrong and you think they are still bad you can just not open the subreddit for Thursdays
If they played more off like the line in Endro "I want to sex baby birds!' (That is to say identify their gender) I'd tolerate them but overall just roll my eyes. The weedy joke of Mpreg was funny once as a weird shower thought of "how much of their animal inspirations do they take after" (its humans in funny hats which imo is a bit sad as it makes the various races less unique) but these? I don't think they belong on a shitpost/meme page as it's only a matter of time before they become "haha person is a degen" and it becomes "yea.... you spend too much time on the hub"
I also wish I could just avoid the sub for a day but unfortunately due to time zones and not being in more than a few subs I'd basically never be allowed to open reddit on my phone or scroll my feed wednesday-saturday. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
to be honest I don't really comprehend what you meant in the first paragraph but there is hoping the sex reviews wont come up in your feed since they don't look like they gonna stop anytime soon | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
There's an anime titled Endro in which a character is asked what they wish to do when they grow up, the character in question is an eccentric one and shouts proudly that they wish to sex baby birds. The gag being the wording, as to sex an animal means to gender them, immediately followed by a panel of her doing exactly that ( in the english version sidesteps it but leaves the clip of her looking at small birds). There was also a meme popular for a time here that weedy being based on the weedy sea dragon would impregnate her male partner, as the animal she is based on does. However based on what we learned from Sankta and that they can breed with anyone but can't make another sankta baby unless it's with another sankta, this means that race doesn't really matter beyond aesthetics.
And unfortunately yea I'm stuck with them, so I just down vote and hope the algorithm catches on... | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
new response just dropped? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I'm sorry, but reading the other replies you've made, are you the person that has reported stuff threatening the mod team to "bring it to Reddit Admins" and using Rule 4 (the one that explicitly says **text** is **exempt** from said rule)?
Because if so I wrote a reply to said report [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/0sanitymemes/comments/1ef1yf9/comment/lfj8aop/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3).
At the very deep core, it is just a trend and like all trends it will fade eventually. Keeping it to a day is a fair, simple compromise and one easily avoided. You might say "I don't want to unsub/resub every wednesday/friday" and "I won't be allowed to open reddit on thursdays", which to me just seems a tad excessive considering they use no heavily sexualized imagery (actually against the rules) and that they're as simple to ignore as reading past them. Like that other person said tho, I hope reddit stops giving them to ya. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
:-( | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
*Google it*
*Get THE FREAKING LAVOS COPYPASTA*
Was I supposed to get something else instead of the most well known rage moment in Pokemon History? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
> lavos
thought this was a warframe joke for a second | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
*Smogon players are typing...*
*Chrono Trigger fans are typing...* | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
... Aren't all the ursus bears off limit cuz they might be underage? (Even though timeline wise, they shouldn't be anymore) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
who | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
There’s like only 2 other skins in the game that are as provocative as Utage’s and they belong to Nearl and Shining, she may not be the most sex operator, but she’s damn near close to it
Then again there’s like no other art that’s just tits or ass in your face in Arknights, it’s one of the most tame games fan service wise after all | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Okay. Lemme level with you for a second.
First, YOU GET CHRONO TRIGGER AND YOU FUCKING PLAY THAT SHIT. Trust me. This game is timeless. It's one of the best works of art our species has ever made (Also I would kill for a remake where Chrono isn't a silent protagonist anymore. He sticks out like a sore thumb in the entire cast)
Smogon is the best way to play competitive Pokemon. One of the best players of all times was called Lavos. He was also a bit of a douchebag. He lost a tournament match to what was genuinely very shitty luck, and reacted by posting a legendary rant on the Smogon forums.
[Have some context.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zruui3yeBk) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
understandable, have a nice day
https://preview.redd.it/kwoje7qk74kd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57dbf9435754c48802640770a33061938e95bff6 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Iirc there’s so little lore on Beehunter that we really don’t know her age or background, and she has enough brain damage from alcohol and blunt force trauma that she probably doesn’t remember anyway.
She’s not part of the Chernobog student group, though, so at least there’s that. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
>Keeping it to a day is a fair, simple compromise and one easily avoided.
I've already seen at least 2 different ones posted (not counting the priestess spam one I'm not faulting humans for reddit having a stroke, i believe more but again may have been reddit on mobile being odd) by 4pm MST Wednesday. This is the issue of being a global community you lock it to one day, but whose Thursday?
>"I don't want to unsub/resub every wednesday/friday" and "I won't be allowed to open reddit on thursdays", which to me just seems a tad excessive
You try opening up reddit to show some friends a thing only for your front page to be 4 different sex reviews..... thankfully most of them play AL so it was more of a "haha your communities are as degen as ours!" I had no intentions of interacting with them, but glorious timing, instead of the 8 rage posts in FEH it picked those.
>At the very deep core, it is just a trend and like all trends it will fade eventually
You say that, but I'm pushing X to doubt on this unless you and the other mods step in and say yea you've been at this for months guys we aren't actually AO3 let's get back to actual shit posting and memes. Iirc it was supposed to be limited to 1 per character, but what happens when people want 3somes or groups are those locked out if 1 was already taken? This is a thing that can literally go on ad nauseum. There are 315 OPs currently in game, not counting the various npcs that people thirst after, let's remove some 25 ish just to be overly safe when it comes to pedophilia, so ops like rosemontis the USSGG kirara utage, angelina etc. Are out. That still gives this sub more than enough content to last the rest of the year assuming a rate of ~10 or so a week, probably more, but then you have repeats, groups, voyeurism, multiversal crackships and it gives people a few hundred up votes each post? Yea I don't see this going away any time soon, unless mods say stop, or something REALLY crazy happens | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
> This is the issue of being a global community you lock it to one day, but whose Thursday?
Thursday. As long as your clock is Thursday when you post it (something visible in reddit and easily provable with a quick check, not that it will be required), it's fine. To introduce some mega-specific timegate and disregard everyone's timezones would be stupid for such a shitposting subreddit.
> You try opening up reddit to show [...]
I mean, as I said, I hope the algorithm catches on to your preferences. But this is a shitposting community and horny vibes have always existed here. I could point out a MYRIAD of copypastas across years that are not that very different to the funny reviews.
On the last paragraph, if we have to step in at some point, then we will. It really isn't that big of a deal.
> it was supposed to be limited to 1 per character
This was never stated by any of us. I really need to ask where you are getting these misinfos because I am struggling to even think where they could be coming from. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Technically these sex reviews are allowed by the mods on only Thursday... but from my perspective it's being posted on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
I don't think you understand what sexualization is. A female character with large breasts isn't automatically sexualized, even in a bikini. Of the 3 you listed Nearl is the most sexualized as she is posed to show off her bust and butt, albeit not in the usual several herniated discs way. Utage is sitting curled up her breasts are mostly covered by her bikini top and legs with out crumpling or hugging them accentuating their size, and with her purple eyes and sunglasses that create a color contrast meant to pull your eyes there, it's also why her bikini top (not counting the shawl she also has) also has duller colors. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
>This was never stated by any of us. I really need to ask where you are getting these misinfos because I am struggling to even think where they could be coming from.
It was when you announced that it was going to Thursday only, it may have been something that was tossed around as an idea but you decided to just lock it to Thursday, idk maybe it was a commenter in that thread, but if there's literally 0 limit guess we're arknuts 2 now fun....
>Thursday. As long as your clock is Thursday when you post it (something visible in reddit and easily provable with a quick check, not that it will be required), it's fine.
Which is why I said i get it were global but this means 3 days of sex reviews that will never end | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Not all Chernobog residents are highschoolers, she's probably at least in her twenties. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
I'm feeling that shitposting energy flow through my deranged veins, now I shall utilise my autism to its peak and produce the worst pile of burning text that I could manage. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
“Doctor, you have been looking at me for more than 5 minutes now, is there something you would like to ask me?” --Mylnar | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
I haven't been on the subreddit much. How did the trend pop off anyway? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
People are horny that's how | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Man I thought this was going to be a version of "Stop posting about Among Us" meme lol.(Just started seeing this sub and it's pretty fun so far) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
I was actualy going to make it a version of "stop posting abaut among us" but i wanted to be a little more original | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
I think I’m just gonna unsubscribe, and you’re actually right lol. Lately the memes have been just constant brain-rot or larping and neither are funny. The sex review was never funny and overused. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Also, I know that some characters have reviews in the making, so for simplicity, I put them in "dont have a review." | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Hey | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Yes it's *Alexander Alexei Alenovitch Aleister Alesky Alessander Aleric Aleksi Alessio Alexandros*
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~~And me & Wick are both past expiration date, so that's that....~~ | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I swear to the dear sweet nonexistent Lord, if the sex reviews don't stop I'm going to write an incredibly detailed one where I top Spot. I'm not even a furry, I just want to hurt you. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Durin, Sussurro and Eyjafjalla are adults, Beagle probably is since she worked in a garrison before getting to Rhodes Island, not sure about Cardigan and no clue about Conviction (if age is the reason why they're in that category).
~~Doesn't matter though, if they're ready for war fronts and factory work they sure are ready for the casting couch too.~~ | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Scene and especially Gummy could probably go at the kids table, but you can move sussuro up, she was a college med student, she's probably in her 20s | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
You know who you are! | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Do it | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
> This isn't to limit creativity. For example, there can be multiple Dusk reviews or Specter reciews, etc.
*Rubs hands together.*
Regarding the list, I'm pretty sure Lessing is also not of age yet? He's 17 in year 1100. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I don't even know where to start with making a sex review
Kyostinv doesn't have a guide for this one | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
He's gotta make a guide soon enough. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
We must collect all the sex reviews and make a codex | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Damn I should write a Hoederer sex review… | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Lessing is as old as Amiya iirc | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Cucking Ines lets gooooo (I still love Ines) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
**Rule 4: No adult content.**
Your post or comment contained or linked to imagery containing the following:
- nudity or detailed genital outlines
- explicit sexual activities or sexually charged activities
- graphic violence, abuse, or gore
- content portraying minors in a suggestive or explicit manner
Therefore, it was removed. We do not accept spoiler or NSFW-tagging as a way to get around this.
Please reply if you think this is done in error. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
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//1099 July 18 9:24 AM Rhodes Island Landship
“Ah… Doctor, it has been quite a while since I was last called to this office… A lot has changed…” ‘Mudrock says in a relaxed tone, her helmet sitting on my table as she browses through the bookshelf of Iris’s children stories, a certain furry deviant having had replaced some of the books with highly dubious medical lecture books… Iris, of course had a talk with the mysterious three letter scientist, but it was not something I was privy to’
“... Mudrock… it’s about one of your group members” ‘I had gotten the obituary yesterday, but as I look into her red eyes I can’t but deduce she is well aware of what occured’
“Brennan… Yes. He was a good man, my old friends still keep in touch with me” ‘Despite the undodgeable melancholy, overwhelming acceptance is present in her tone’
“So you’ve already gotten to know about it, I see… Tell me, Mudrock do you need some time off to grieve? I know you kept in quite close touch with your men…” ‘I reply, Mudrock sighing as she pushes back the book she was about to pick out for herself, a simple children’s novel about a woolbeast herding Perro, a popular Victorian folktale’
“No… Brennan died happy here, surrounded by friends and not the field of war…” ‘Mudrock’s brows furrow as she looks around my office in an antagonistic manner, she’s certainly sensing something.’
‘She sighs, calmly picking up her helmet and observing it’
“The Infected outside Rhodes Island are bound to suffer a lot more… I… I’m glad I was able to bring them to a place like this, as savage his infection may have been… I’m sure he died happy.” ‘She speaks with calmness, a cold tone of acceptance, not of grief’
“I think it should be up to you to decide his burial…” ‘I reply to Mudrock’s words, trying to offer a branch to the silent grief of the Gargoyle’
“I… have no right to do that. Doctor. His body is already cremated… We are on our way to Lungmen… Currently in the Leithanien countryside, correct, Doctor?” ‘She asks, brushing her thumb against the helmet’
“Yes… You’re completely right on all of those aspects, are you suggesting you’ll go out and spread his ashes on his homeland?”
“... Yes, if you allow me to… Doctor. Brennan never hated his homeland, but because of his affliction… No such emotions reverberated” ‘She keeps pausing, almost distracted every couple sentences’
“I see… I allow full permissions, once the time is right take a land rover and pick out a good place…” ‘I understand what loss can bring to people, the many ways one may grieve but Mudrock right now seems to have truly understood, she seems happy knowing someone who she cared for had not been killed within the line of duty, far from the combat and inside a safe room knowing his brethren keep on living’
“Doctor… Before I go… I sense a lot of voices…” ‘She stops dead in her tracks, Mandragora should be here any moment now’
“Is it your Oripathy flaring, Mudrock? Should we reevaluate what type of suppressor you need-”
“No- Not that, I can still fight fine. Tell me- ever since I was away from this office… Did someone like me join…?” ‘She asks me innocently enough, her red eyes glancing away from the helmet as I look to the doorway to see a dark brown tail flicker from the side, she is waiting.’
“Hm… you mean another operator capable of manipulating rocks?”
“Yes, Doctor. That’s exactly it… Like my clay dolls I can sense them around… behind every wall, every divot of this office… even behind the books… Stray pebbles, stones- Doctor… Is this a new defense measure?” ‘Mudrock asks, grabbing my table and gently shaking it to not mess up any of the paperwork’
‘That mere shake was enough for a couple, no, closer to a dozen stones to pop out of the table and onto my lap’
“Err… Yes, there has been a new addition-” ‘With my words, like a summoning ritual Mandragora pops out and into the doorway, carrying a moderate stack of papers and a menacing gaze unique to her’
“Alright, got some bloody papers here- Oh- what happened here? Ah allow me to get a broom and clean up this mess-” ‘She puts the paper down on my desk and tries to act surprised at the rocks no doubt laid out by her beforehand’
“Hm… Haha, no need for that, I don’t believe” ‘Mudrock laughs lightheartedly, a smile present on her face juxtaposed with Mandragora’s fierce pair of amber globes’
“These stones have a purpose, friend… They are no doubt a tool for protection, a similar gift to mine… This is like a protective net, someone clearly cares a lot for your protection, Doctor.” ‘Mudrock’s words cause Mandragora to puff up, clearly stopping herself from hurling a wide WIDE variety of insults’
‘Mandragora scoffs’
“Ya never know how many defense measures the Doctor of Rhodes Island needs. Tara forbid someone breaches our landship and enter our office willy-nilly!” ‘She glares at Mudrock before a seething exhale escapes her blood parched lips’
“Who knows how many evil folk we have on Rhodes Island too, I think this protective measure is sure to keep those devils at bay.”
‘Mudrock looks at Mandragora for a bit, nodding’
“I understand! I’m sure this operator values defence just as much as you!” ‘Mudrock pats Mandragora on the shoulder, completely not understanding.’
‘Mandragora pulls back in silence, looking at Mudrock with eyes like a hunted animal’
“Alright… I will go talk with my men to soon take a path out and… make our peace.” ‘Mudrock says, putting back the helmet over her face, her horns clicking it into place as her voice turns synthetic’
“Doctor, I would like to meet this earth shaper, they seem to be quite adept… Someone I could maybe even learn from…” ‘With those parting words, the well armoured Sarkaz leaves the office, closing the door behind Mandragora breathes a sigh of relief’
“Tch… what bloody joke-”
“Hm, I knew you had some rocks hidden around but to have it in every divot of my office…” ‘I mention in a slight tease directed towards Mandragora’
“Oh shut your gob! I do what an assistant should! Keep ya bloody safe, phew… was about three moves away from turning it into a drill against that iron plated devil…” ‘She shudders, a faint blush blessing her face as she looks to the side’
“Mandra.” ‘I remind her to not use such choice words’
“Right right, calm my tits and what have ya, what was she on about anyways?” ‘She asks, naturally walking up the adjustable stepping stool to turn on the machine’
“One of Mudrock’s squad members passed away to Oripathy… She was called in to discuss what she wants to do, that’s all…” ‘I say calmly, watching her still struggle to lean over the machine, doing a little hop in her trial’
“Hm… In the Sarkaz nature to flop over dead, price to pay for those ‘Gifts’ of theirs… tch, didn’t even consider little ol’ me to be able to do something like that… And on top of that she wants to ask this self taught peasant lass for learning! Bloody genius!”
“The person was a Caprinae, they were an Infected from Leithanien… Mudrock essentially led a group of Infected trying to liberate other Infected… she tried to follow in the steps of the old Reunion, you saw them already in the last batch of combat recordings I sent you.”
“Ah… Maybe… I’m wrong- alright?! Bloody- Sarkaz taking others under their infernal wings, that’s a new one… But if it ain’t novel… Also aye, saw those tapes, all I can say is that I’d first return to my lads on the earth before trying to find any luck working with those blokes… strategy all over the place…” ‘Mandragora crosses her arms as she waits by the coffee machine, as a single mug is getting filled with a nice pouring of my preferred coffee. It's been a while since she last asked me how I liked it… But it is not something to complain about, after all she puts good care into my preferences.’
“You’ve been improving a lot… Mandra, perhaps you should try to connect with Mudrock via your shared prowesses… And not over the birthright you both bare”
“Tch, asking a lot here, doc… But I suppose I could also try learning my fair share… For you, I’ll try.” ‘She speaks with conviction as she brings the mug of coffee onto my table, resting it in front of me as she looks to the ground and sighs’
“Alright, tap tap time to clean this up…” ‘She grumbles, smacking her staff against the ground as the rocks on the ground quake and shake before flying up back into the table in a mystical flow’
“How did she even figure this out… Weird witchcraft oddities, eh?” ‘She grumbles, looking over to me with a slight smirk’
“Not too far off, I suppose… Mudrock can converse with stones and clay alike, it’s certainly something to get used to-” ‘I speak before Mandragora lets off a slight chuckle’
“Ha! Doc that’s just called being mad! Though there is no doubt some sense to it since I do hide ‘em well nuff… Wonder how a Tombkeeper of mine sounds to that lass-”
“It does make me wonder… Just how much do you have around…?” ‘I ask as Mandragora walks over to the bookshelf to wipe them free of dust’
“... Remember a month ago… the col-”
“Doctor… There’s a lot… Alright? No more questions?” ‘She asks in a bashful, embarrassed tone’
“...”
“...”
“Alright alright… back then that collar’s worth of stone is all I had in this office, but day by day I get my hands on more, as you clearly saw of my dorm room ya perspective prick…” ‘She snickers, meaning the insult in more of an endearing manner’
“Nowadays… probably enough to make a full Tombkeeper grotesque…”
“You still had a lot of space in your dormitory the last I checked… How come you don’t store them there?”
“Tch, ain’t it clear, doctor? This office is as much of my home as my dormitory… Hell, maybe even more than…”
‘She folds her arms and leans onto the bookshelf with a sideways look’
“Plus it has you in it… Already plenty of reasons to keep them close by… You take priority over my hovel.”
“Hm… Sometimes I wonder why you go above and beyond so often…” ‘I smirk slightly, watching her bashful gaze avert to every nook before returning to my eyes’
“You already wasted enough time with me… It’s the least I can do to pay you back…”
“Mandragora you’re regressing-”
“No! I am far from the confused idiot of last month! I have a purpose now! And that is to see you away from danger!” ‘She shouts out to me as her throat closes up and returns to a meek tone even worse than before’
“I can’t lose you… to lose my bloody home- everything I just couldn’t-”
“Mandra… do you see Rhodes Island as your home?”
‘Mandragora slumps silent for a moment, her breath quivering before she sighs, shaking her head, putting a hand onto her forehead in the process’
‘She reluctantly parts her lips’
“Back in Dublinn the only homes we had were tents, people grew to be more of a home than those tarps ever…”
“That about me never changed, Doctor… People are still home to me… no, in today's time…”
“You’re my only home. Doctor… So don’t get bloody surprised when this Feline bares her teeth to not lose you...”
“That is oddly poetic, Mandra… It was quite beautiful.” ‘I coo over her display of affection, truth splayed in her words as I prod my head up on my hand, taking a sip of the coffee’
“I- a- s- shut up! I’m just saying the truth you bloody-” ‘She grumbles as she returns to crossing her arms and looking at me miffed’
“It’s… rather comforting to know you hold so many rocks around the office…”
‘Mandragora scoffs, shaking her head’
“Hop it off, doctor. My Arts are brutish and rough… Even with my goal of protecting you I will undoubtedly end up hurting ya..”
“I disagree. You have great control over your Arts… Need I remind you of the time I walked into your earthen collar?”
“T- tch. You think controlling a feeble circle of rocks is worth a damn? Is snapping my finger suddenly impressive?”
“If snapping your fingers could end my life just as quick, yes. I think it’s quite impressive.”
“... Bloody impossible, you are…” ‘Mandragora sighs, looking at me with a changed pair of eyes’
“You know, doc? I think you’re full of shit. I think you’re underselling yourself.” ‘She exclaims with a smirk on her face, leaning her back against the bookshelf, her ears fluttering as her tail thumps against the wood frame of it’
“How so? I am far from-”
“Tactical tenacity, Doc. How about I ask you to do something, if I may, of course.” ‘Oddly cortical, she’s planning something’
“... Alright? I mean we have plenty of time to handle work, so please go ahead-”
“Stand up and walk as close to me as you think I’ve lost terrain in all our interactions.”
“... What?”
“Everything is a gain or take situation, doc. Visualise it for me. How much ground do you think I still have compared to your tactical genius?” ‘She continues to pry as I stand up’
‘I hum, starting to walk towards her’
“You’ve shown great care as a tactician, I would consider you similar to my skill set, only a different side of a coin…” ‘I stop in front of my desk, about six steps from Mandragora’
“Tch, that’s it? You’re joking with me… Allow me to show you how I see it.”
‘She takes a step forward’
“I should’ve been thrown away, yet you lot rescued me. That is me losing terrain.”
‘She takes a second step forward’
“You’ve been understanding with me, and as much of a waste I feel… You’ve time and time again told me that I have a reason to be here… That is me losing even more.”
“And… well… My biggest loss? I trust you, doctor.”
‘Mandragora lounges at me’
‘My eyes widen as I feel her warm breath against me and her lips pressed firmly against mine for only a moment’
‘With shuddering breath, she pulls away as I stand there in shock, a confident smile on her face with eyes filled with fear’
“Haaah… And with you getting my bloody trust… I forfeit all my terrain… All grounds in this I’ve lost, don’t you see?” ‘Mandragora’s breath shudders as a bit of saliva glistens on her lips, her entire stance is shaky as she quickly wipes her mouth, her uneven breathing signalling her extreme frustration’
‘Paired with the rather… red face of her likened to the ripest of tomatoes’
‘Her tail entrenches itself against my leg as her staff shines purely out of her feelings, causing small pebbles to flow form the table and too, ensnare me to where I stand’
‘I wipe my lips with two fingers as I look to her’
“... Mandragora… Why?” ‘I ask as her eyes look at me curious, the rocks around my legs start shaking in uncertainty’
“Hah- is that your question, doc? Well… You know me… you know if I’ve lost all my terrain I won’t go down without a fight so…” ‘Despite her willingness, the rocks around me pool to an inanimate pile’
“No… Mandragora- Don’t do this to yourself-” ‘I softly push back against her as I feel her heart rate has skyrocketed’
“I- what? D-Doctor was I bad bloody kiss or something?!” ‘She blurts out, almost insulted’
“No… but I know what you want from this…”
“Oh, that's so? I- I certainly doubt it… Doctor…”
“... You still worry about abandonment.”
“I-” ‘She stops mid word, her iris lessening and her breathing coming to a halt’
“You’re afraid that despite it all… You’d still be deemed a weight… Every time I try to reaffirm otherwise, you think it’s a ploy to someday throw you away…”
‘Mandragora grips onto me, feeling her slender fingers dig into my chest, damn near using my ribs as handlebars’
“Doctor…” ‘I put a hand on the nape of her neck, pushing her into my chest as she sobs’
“Mandragora… This kiss is to seduce me… to gain territory, to ensure that I won’t leave you-” ‘I sigh, knowing that my hurt tone is likely heard by Mandragora’
“I… I’m sorry-” ‘She starts sobbing into my chest, her heart pounding like crazy’
“... You don’t need to force yourself… I love you as you are, I won’t abandon you… I trust you the same as I want you to trust me… This… this trick of yours would only end up with you getting hurt once again… Mandragora-” ‘I hunt for her eye contact like a fox hunting for a hare’
“Doctor I- I’M BLOODY SORRY PLEASE JUST-” ‘I reflexively put my hand up to her head, caressing her hair and flicking her ears in the process’‘I pull back and hold her by the shoulders, looking her in the eyes’
“You know me by now… You know I won’t leave you behind” ‘I say coldly, looking at Mandragora’s hyperventilating form’
“Ha… I… Huff… A-Alright…” ‘She catches her breath, looking at me bleary eyed’
“... Are you calm now…?” ‘I ask, looking at Mandragora’s tear ridden face, my voice concerned more than anything’
“Yes…” ‘She sheepishly replies, her tail coiling around my leg even tighter’
“... Okay, then promise me this. You will be honest with me going forward, these secrets you harbour onto just rot away with you- I won’t allow that… Not as your leader, not as your friend…”
“Then… Doctor… Haha… let me tell you my first truth like this…” ‘She grips my collar as she smiles’
“I wanted to bloody kiss you- I needed to…” ‘Her voice is shaking, quaking, formulating like hot magma’
“I… I can’t see you as only a leader, only a friend… You bloody let me reminisce, you let me talk about the things I love- comfort me when most needed…”
“I love you.” ‘She speaks, her ears slump against her head, her tail wickedly wrapping around my neck like a snake trying to ensnare its food’
‘She pulls me by the neck into a deep kiss, I do not resist, rather I pat her back as I too, move my lips in accordance while I feel her nails drive channels around my leg’
‘A series of muffled sounds escape at Mandragora’s rather disastrous (or rather aggressive) attempt at a deep and sensual kiss, though it is by no means unenjoyable. An awkward dance of two worlds, an unlikely union. An affectionate duel.’
‘As we pull away, She lingers against me a bit more’
“... I’m sorry for all this I’m putting onto ya- I really do…”
“Huff… No, don’t be sorry… You suffered long enough, I’m not gonna let it continue.”‘A bit of deliberation later, I send Mandragora back to her dormitory, I turn to the stack of papers on my desk’
“Routine stay in Yan Lungmen next week… I wonder how the city has changed since the last time we were there…”
“... Mandragora’s first view outside of Victoria, her first time seeing the jungle of neon signs…”
‘I take a blank sheet of paper out and too, write a formal request between Mandragora and Mudrock to participate in training together’
‘Mandragora’s first training drill, and likely Mudrock’s most productive one.’
Overall 4/10 for the first kiss, as it felt extremely forced, also she bit my tongue and that's :(, otherwise it's just terrible by comparison
11/10 for the second kiss, it was a lot more sweeter and it overall was a lot nicer of an experience as she genuinely kissed back, also the entire sequence added to the feeling, very cool
She is incredible to hold, her skin is smooth and a bit cold, her lips have a subtle earthly taste to them (May just be her Arts, can that even have flavour? Eh, wonders of Terra)
I also need to sleep with one eye open nowadays since you can never know when a Tombkeeper grotesque gonna manifest in my dorm (I fear to know how much she has hidden in my dormitory)
Go read [Tara, Our promised Home](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1q7qiWfA9UmePtXbAmAWLd427zEsWtvAAaa7jR0rn7fs/edit?usp=sharing) if you want to see me write cool scenes and not kissy kissy romance
This is my upheld battle against sex reviews, next week will be Date review: Mandragora! Stay tuned
The only meme here is my continued decline of sanity... please just end the pain and give me Mandy I will cry | r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
The Date review script is already like the size of this entire chapter, gamers next week will see the tsar bomba of wholesome rock cat chicanery | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Bro has Kaltsit as his typer | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
If she came back from the dead, you will be the very first person I want to hear | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
I will be there no matter what | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Bro is Kaltsit | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Look let the prince from Snow White handle all the "Kissing the dead girl they found" business okay guys? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Will you upload the whole of this to Ao3 or FF? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Its on google docs, my main work refrenced is on ao3 and will have its final version reuploaded
As for this series? Unlikely, its just a one shot for me to let off burnout | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
u/newerpaper i expected peak and you deliverd (i didn't read anything in this post) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Believe it or not, I've read through all your Mandra reviews so far and just wanted to say that I think they're neat. This one was especially endearing. Keep cooking my guy. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-23-08 |
I kneel, I'll be trying to keep up the quality of this chicanery. Hear ye hear ye | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-24-08 |
"We go outside the ship and meat the dark night."
Is that what they're calling Toland nowadays?
Anyways good cooking OP. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
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