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I seriously think I should ask an AI to proofread my shit, even though I proofread it myself once...
Fucking word online will only check the spelling mistakes, not the coherence mistakes. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
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Q&A time :
"Do you ever sleep?" : no
"Why Mlynar?" : so maybe you have noticed by now, I have a thing for dominant / submissive behaviour, so it was between a dom Mlynar or a sub Ansel fanfic. Decided to go for the first one.
"How does it feel to put yourself in the shoes of a woman having seggs?" : It feels like a part of my already fragile heterosexuality is gone but besides this I'm doing good
"I'm a woman and didn't feel much reading this" well, as a non-woman it's pretty hard imagining how a woman feels like, and as a lone man it's hard imagining what a woman feels like. But I'll keep on improving, I guess.
"Will you ever write purely vanilla stuff?" : haha, fuck no
"You've never had a woman?" No and so haven't you, we play gacha games
"Who's next?" Well I've been asked to do Passenger, Fia and the list is already quite long, for now I'll think about it since I'm gonna nap. After all, it's not like there's another sex review coming up from me today haha right?
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Right...? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Zerochan is a reupload site, seek another source if you don't want it removed again... | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
alright gimme 5 minutes | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Alright I changed the preview image (couldn't find another source for the first image) and added the source, ty for not removing it 🙏 (I'll keep it in mind for next time) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Danbooru is a reupload site, so you don't need that. Twitter link is artist-controlled, so it's all good now. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
my face rn
https://preview.redd.it/lilv4j3lj3kd1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a89d13b6cd30850f76198a81720e088c22b023c | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
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fu... shi...
AHEM!
can I request\\art trade\\commission you Passenger
(I'm looking for some author to commission but haven't found anyone so this is a serious question, sir!) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
X32 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
I don't take commissions I only do it for free lmao
Well since you're the second one to ask already... Mind sharing some backstory or personality trait just to get some inspiration? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
This is wild coincidence, I’m literally in the process of making a mlynar fanart.. this gave me some unimaginable motivation. (Is it Possible to add Roberta to the line of Rex Seviews?) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
I bow to your incorruptibility XD
you need long Passenger backstory essay or some Doc stuff? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
*reads title* oh shit
*Scrolls down* ***oh shit*** | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
So when people write sex reviews, is it supposed to always be metaphorical wording
So if I made one I can't mention (redacted)'s (redacted) by word?
I haven't read many of these but this one is throwing me into a well of shakespeare
I want to say we need a SEX REVIEW flair but that means cementing sex review into history and idk if that's a good idea or not 🤔 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
What if I'm gay (I'm not gay but I'm asking for the gays) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
"Woman pov" wack 😔 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
after careful consideration, i have come to the conclusion that you like W | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
"Good doggy" is wild tho 💀 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Skidoodle skadoodle you're now straighter than a noodle | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Absolutely not, this is only how I write, it's just that I find it more appealing than writing "MLYNAR'S MASSIVE D--- PENETRATED MY SLUTTY V-------" | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Sorry.
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(see you in 3 hours) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Yeah haha Mlynar does have some wild kinks amirite 🙄... | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
>"MLYNAR'S MASSIVE D--- PENETRATED MY SLUTTY V-------"
Why I prefer this 😍😍💀💀😍 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Oh my.
Wait... *looks history*
... OH BOY | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
LMAO 😭🎉🎉🎉😍 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Unsure if Ghertrude or if somehow someone even hornier | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Nah not Ghertrude I don't have their same way with words 😔😔 also spend way too much time on this to commit to more accounts 💀 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
https://i.redd.it/m2hvpx7vp5kd1.gif
you rn, keep cooking sis | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
B... But I'm a...
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You know what, if you think this was written by a woman that's the highest compliment I can get. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Mmh... I Might want to ask the mods for this one. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
peak | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Nah. Peak is coming soon. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Legendary Doc x Theresis? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
True, I was just asking | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
WHERE'S YOURS | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
I AM WRITING CHAPTER 3 AS WE SPEAK | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
EVEN BETTER | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-23-08 |
Worth it | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Wtf, what have you done OP? Never cook again. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Spoiler involving CN content, namely >!Babel and Chapter 14!<
Tag(s): Angst. Doesnt have "much" smut in it
After a very difficult operation, having the war crime trio visit your room to tell you their innocent and beautiful wishes as well as hearing the old hags lecture for a hundred millionth time you tell yourself you can't go on like this. You are tired of it and want to escape, or just release your feelings.
That's it. You **NEED** some pussy but what you need is not some *normal* pussy, no. You need some *OTHERWORLDLY* pussy. So you pull out the Originum crystal you had always have ready specifically for this occasion and let your subconscious guide you.
Congratulations, you have successfully completed the first step.
Before we start, have you known about the term "down bad"? Well, I hope you did because that is just the correct word to describe Priestess.
Now, as the Doctor, she will wait for you until the end of time and wants to see the end of the world with you. She will be there for you no matter how degenerate you are, how utterly broken you are, or how much you hate yourself. She won't let any harm get to you but first, you have to follow your own end of the deal.
And wait she did, not even a second after you get teleported to a familiar location and she is looking at you, as if she was awaiting your arrival. Just like she said she would.
You agree to your end of the deal and start having sex with her.
Priestess is very assertive, she **will** make **you** fuck **her**. No, she doesn't need foreplay Waiting for you for such a long time has left her a little impatient so she cherishes every bit of it. You will need to use your knowledge of the peak writing that is known as "Kama Sutra" and use all the positions you possibly can because you're gonna need it with her. She is the kind of girls to look at your face and enjoy your reactions.
Now that you have engaged in sex that DOES require the use of specific parts of the body it is now the time to partake in those that do not. I know you are happy since you can take a break but as she says, "Nuh uh". The astral fucking goes HARD, you and she become one in mind, you will know what she feels and she will know what you feel. She will go the deepest part of your consciousness, see your search history, see your grief and see your lust.
It is very exhausting and by the time you're done, you are very tired. You just want to return to Terra, to your office. To your assistant **~~who has been waiting for you in your office just like once you waited for her~~**.
But you have agreed with Priestess. So in some place, where you don't even know what planet or galaxy is in, you see everything you value turn into originium. You see Amiya struggling *~~you now realize what your vision was about~~*, you see your assistant, the people you have played cards game with slowly but surely succumbing to their end, you see the people who you valued the most ***~~not Kaltsit, fuck her,~~*** steadily get painted in pure black, witness the despair you have brought upon Terra yourself.
Priestess is next to you, whispering sweet nothings into your ear as tears fall from your eyes. Her hands are stroking your cheeks. You have gained the "eternal post-nut clarity" state.
Pussy **was** indeed fire, but at what cost? 1/10 wouldn't recommend. | r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Wtf OP, what have you done? Never cook again. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
Least schizo r/0sanitymemes member | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
>You and she become**S** one
Minor spelling mistake, 0/10 literally unreadable | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-21-08 |
1.- LMAOOOOOOOOO
2.- This did make me laugh, stand proud, you cooked!
3.- I hoped for a sex review with actual smut in it, I got scammed, rot in hell :3
4.- (about the ending)
 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
... Well, at least you graded her with a 1/10 in the end.
Now all I need is to bribe someone to hit Theresa with a 1/10 and then the SoloDoc agenda will be complete...
Edit: Since it's funny, I'm putting a hit out there. Whoever writes a review of Theresa and ranks her 1/10 gets a free fanfic of ANY Arknights Character doing ANYTHING you want on AO3. (As long as it's rated G-M. Also, I'd have to publish it anonymously because right now, I'm supposed to be on hiatus. Dang it, Grani.) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
nah don't listen to the haters (or *t h e v o i c e s*) keep cooking OP | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
😭 😭 😭 😭 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
>This did make me laugh, stand proud, you cooked!
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Sorry I wanted to do a quick review before continuing on my other work, a smut would take some time | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
thank you, i appreciate it | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
you bet.
If I make a proper one I would like to ask a Doctor (male)/ Mostima one.
edit: now that I think about it having Theresa and Priestess by the same person might be unfitting and some may rightfully call me out for having done 3 of the sex reviews so I completely understand if you don't want to do it. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
First off, check the Civilight Eterna voicelines. You'll have to translate and adjust them, but they're probably the closest you can get.
She plays a big role in the CN Babel event, too. Those are probably the two biggest sources of data you can get on her, but I don't doubt you could probably get tidbits of scattered information from Global, too.
(And, gotcha. G-Rated and Anonymous, I'll try to get it up before long. Don't expect it to be too long since I've still gotta do the murder mystery, but I think I can make something short and sweet. I'll send you a message when it's done!) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Came for research ඞ
Left with comedy 💀 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
now I will call Priestess Otherworldy Pussy forever-ever UwU | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
ayo, what have I done
I've seen your comics also, you draw some really good Passenger. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
you've done a lot of good because when babel event and nxt chapter comes out every time I draw priestess i will remember that she is OTHERWORDLY PUSSY!
(also it is very funny how everyone can agree how priestess sex would look like) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
"every time I draw priestess i will remember that she is OTHERWORDLY PUSSY!" 💀💀
Stand proud, you can COOK | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Someone cooked with the funny oil and it is still a Michelin star meal | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Good gosh almighty... Just... wow, goddamn.
Is there even a series of these so-called 'Sex Review', if I may ask, OP-san? 'Cuz ain't gonna lie, this one certainly piqued my interest. Mostly, 'cuz of its... what's the word... how do ya say... 'debauchee-thingy'...? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
To be honest this has nowhere near enough sex to be called a "sex review" and I might delete/edit it heavily later. Though after doing these sex reviews it makes me wonder, *what is* sex review? Do they have to have smut? Or can they be like sex stories, or are they not sex review at all?
or maybe I should wonder what the fuck am i doing here thinking of how a true sex review should be.
edit: you might be annoyed since this is my second sex review today and it will be my last, for today at least. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Ok but what is the sex was actually insanely mid and she just manipulated emotions into making you feel euphoric? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
yeah you might be right, im deleting it. It didn't sit well with me either, I might try to make one better later.
thank you for your thoughts | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Nah bro. Make a whole book for the stories.
Sex review is your own choice. No one forcing you(probably) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Thankfully no one.
Thank you, appreciate it, to be honest I felt a little reluctant since there are some people who seem to hate sex reviews and I thought I might look like im spamming
Now I dont really care that much, if i make a good one im posting it. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
"It is often said that the world gives us no ground to stand on, no solid areas for our shoed feet to stand.
"That feeling, by itself, is often magnified in a city, where layers upon layers of dwellings cover the pumping steam monstrosities underneath. Every inch of solid ground underneath one is owned by another, when one steps forward and takes one more breath, as time rushes on, that cost would reciprocate back somehow to cast a fatal blow upon one's wallet and sanity.
"Those with nowhere to stay, hence, enter the ground itself and breathe under it, hiding in shadowed reaches of castaway steel, murmuring about long-forgotten dreams, then wrought from gold-laced hope, now bent into illusions and inevitably schizophrenia.
"Do you now understand why I have brought you here?"
Under the rugged cloak, the former low-ranking Armourless assassin peered at the knight beside him, who stood, helmet in hand, gaping at the large concrete space in front of him.
"No, you fucking told me we needed a break, and you are taking me to a clown show."
"Yes. The core of humour is a tragedy, and hence such stories reciprocate back to being funny." The wizened archer hopped down from the steel ladder, sneezing loudly and coughing out a lump of phlegm. "The best clowns are here."
"What?"
"Now, see that person of ambiguous gender under a hood over there? They don't appear here often, but fuck could they go on unhinged rants."
"About what?"
"Feet."
\*\*\*
NOW, HOLY SHIT, WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR JUST A FUCKING WHIFF OF THAT FUCKING- YOU SEE THAT? ON THAT POSTER? YEAH, THIS ONE, NO DON'T MIND WHERE IT CAME FROM, I AIN'T GOT NO POCKETS 'CEPT FOR ME UNDIES. NO, IT IS NOT FOR SMELL SIMULATION!
BOOTS, BOOTS! DO YOU SEE THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS?
YEAH, SWEAT! HOLY SHIT IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF SWEAT IN THAT FUCKING BOOT, YOU COULD PROBABLY TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN AND A STREAM'D FLOW OUTTA IT, THAT FUCKING CONSISTENCE IS GOING TO DRIP LIKE HALF-REDUCED GRAVY, PROBABLY A TAD BIT YELLOWY AS WELL, FILLED WITH THE GREATEST FUCKING FRAGRANCE, SALT, DUST, STEAM, NO FUCKING AIR, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING GERM YOU COULD IMAGINE IN THE ENTIRE CONTINENT, ALL FUCKING CONCENTRATED IN THAT SINGLE DROP! ONE DROP!
NONE OF THAT FUCKING SWEAT IS GOING TO ESCAPE THE CONFINEMENT OF THAT BOOT MATE, IMAGINE THE FUCKING WORK SHE'S GOTTA DO IN THAT WEAR, ADD THAT ONTO THE SUMMER HEAT, AND THAT BOOT WILL BE SOAKED! SOAKED! SOAAAAAAAAAAAAA- GRAGH!
HOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH! FEEEEEEEEEET!
NOW, THE MOMENT YOU SQUEEZE THAT FUCKING DROP OUT, YOU'LL BE GETTING LOOKS OFF THE SIDE EH? THAT MAKES IT FUCKING BETTER, IMAGINE HER STARE AT YOU, YOU UNDERGROUND GREMLIN SQUEEZING BOOT SWEAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ITS OWNER, ITS PRODUCER, ITS CULTIVATOR, THE WATER IN FRONT OF ITS SPRING- SHE'D STARE YOU DOWN LIKE YOU'RE GARBAGE, BUT SHE'D BE SCARED AS WELL, IMPLYING THAT SLIVER OF FEAR, THAT'S WHERE YOU'D GRIP ON TO GET THE SECOND BOOT! JUST AS SHE SCANS YOU WITH A HORRID EXPRESSION, YOU ASK FOR IT! SHE'D FLEE IMMEDIATELY AFTER GIVING YOU THE BOOT! BOOTS! TWO BOOTS, THAT MAKES A PAIR! D'YOU KNOW WHAT A PAIR MEANS? YOU COULD STUFF ONE ON YOUR FACE, AND THE OTHER ON YOUR FUCKEN CROTCH! HOLY SHIT!
AND THEN YOU'LL CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR GREMLIN CAVE, FUCKING LOOKING AT THAT PAIR OF BOOTS, A PAIR OF FUCKEN BOOTS, WITH ENOUGH PERFUME THAT COULD SUFFOCATE A BATTALION OF DEMONS- NOT THAT THEY'RE ANY FEET CONNOISSEURS ANYWAY, FUCK! IMMEDIATELY THE FIRST SMELL THAT COMES THROUGH IS GOING TO BE THE SUSPICIOUS EXCRETIONS OF THE BACTERIAL COLONIES LONG ESTABLISHED IN THE BOOT, THAT'S GONNA HIT YOU LIKE A ONE-ONE-TWO-THREE! SNAP YOU'RE ON THE GROUND UNCONSCIOUS! AND ONCE YOU'RE FUCKING OUT AND THINKING GOD KNOWS WHAT, YOU FUCKING WAKE UP, AND THE SALTY VAPOUR IS ENTERING YOUR MOUTH! WAFTING! IF SWEAT WAS MILK, THIS WOULD BE THE HIGHEST GRADE OF GOLDEN BUTTER! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Phew, sorry, need a breather. Sorry guys.
AND- WHERE WERE WE OFF TO? YEAH, THE GODDAMN SWEAT CONCENTRATE! THERE ARE A LOT OF FUCKEN DEGENERATE THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH EM, YOU HAVE A BOTTLE? STUFF THE FUCKING INLAID MATERIAL INTO THE BOTTLE, AND REFILL IT FOR THREE YEARS- THE COLONY'D STILL BE THERE, LONG-TERM SUSTENANCE! HOLY SHIT, POP IT OPEN WHEN YOU RUN FROM THE PO-PO CHASING US OFF, THEY'D FAINT, AND WE COULD DO THE HOBO JINGLE OVER THEM! HOBO JINGLE! YOU WIGGLE, TWIGGLE, TURN, AND LAST NIGHT'S SALVAGED ROTTEN MEAL OUT!
WHICH OF YOU GUYS CALLED ME A BOGAN? FUCK OFF CUNT I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK RIM FOR DECADES! I'LL GET THAT FUCKER FOR GOOD! TAKE MY FUCKEN MACHETE!
\*\*\*
"They are, uh, fighting."
"Yes."
The pair watched as the homeless underneath them began to scramble and fight, the original hooded figure was already lost underneath the squirming masses that piled on top of them.
"What do we do?"
"What do you think?" Asked the archer, now madly grinning at the crowd underneath, yellowed buckteeth reflecting faraway maintenance lights above. "We run the fuck above."
\*\*\*
"Hey, hey! Got em!"
Kal'tsit pressed the terminal closer to her ear, Blaze was screaming at the top of her lungs on the other side, of course, she could not have blamed her, Rhodes Island spent the entire night tracking down the Doctor in this tumbling maze of a city, and this information seemed sweet to the ears.
She allowed herself a little sigh and returned to the mic.
"Where did you find them?"
"Doc was running for dear life from an underground settlement of homeless people, dressed in rags but keeping his hood- Heaven knows, I've jabbed them with an emergency shot of Sanity potion, and now they've calmed down."
"Return immediately. I will need to inform them of this, the land does not allow such tomfoolery, we already struggle on a thin line to preserve whatever we could-"
"ALRIGHT MS KAL I'M ON THE WAY BYE!"
Beeping ensues, Kal'tsit closed the call.
The aircraft hovered for a second, a dot appeared on its radar, and its engines immediately roared to life as it propelled itself through the thin air of early morning, cutting through younger breezes and older winds of the waning night.
\*\*\*
I can't write smut for my life, but I can try to shitpost. The above, sadly, is based on real conversations in the infamous CN community of "Arknights Smelly Feet" on Baidu Forums.
Shitposting is fun. My little finger hurts slightly from being on shift all this time, and I just remembered the existence of caps lock. Your mind compromises after writing strange things, after all. | r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
I'm fucking sorry guys, I read it through again and my eyes hurt. I have no idea how I wrote this.
https://preview.redd.it/ycp92po3b5kd1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d0971783eb6b13d75f7e3380345d7423b5833c | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Feet | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
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**moving it's knight, Doctor says**
"Check"
Enciodas quickly responds moving his king away, in a great move, discovering his queen and attacking Doctor's bishop
"So Doctor... I know you already declined my offer, but, as your great ally, and your business partner, I shall ask you once again... would you marry one of my sisters? And continue my greatfull lineage?"
Doctor responds sacrificing thier bishop and moving thier rock to a position where Enciodas whould understand where it's placed, Doctor wants to trap his queen by sacrificing thier bishop
Doctor let a big sigh slip out of her mouth
"Enciodas... this time I won't be answering it with words... but don't you dare to say it to anyone, I trust you, since you're my ally"
Tired of begin asked to raw fuck any of the Silverash siblings Doctor takes her helmet off, revelaing a female face, with a long and dark straight hair, a pair of dark eyes with long lashes, Enciodas did not expected doctor to be a woman this whole time, after what? Years having doctor as a business partner AND sometimes, a friend to play some chess
At first, Enciodas got stunned by that fact... them he got stunned by this view...
(She was a girl this whole time... and a cutie one...)
"So, as you can see, even if I wanted, I couldn't impregnate your sisters, since I'm a woman"
Looks like there was some sort of device that was responsible for changing her voice, into something more "neutral" he couldn't guess it
"So... you could be my partner... you're the only one I trust enough to carry my genes..."
Doctor stoped for a moment, somehow she was kind of expecting it? But anyway
"Or, you could just fuck off with this offer..."
"Pherhaps"
Silverash got back into the game, indeed, she made him skip a beat or two, but he was a tactican, and the leader of his family he wouldn't be able to made a mista-
"Oh, yeah, keep in mind that I'm a virgin, and I'n saving it for someone special"
Why did she said that? Simple, Encioda's mind, as a good man, goes "unga bunga' with it, and with it, he make the mistake of taking Doctor's bishop and traping his queen
Doctor smiles a bit
"S-someone in mind?"
"Are you really this jealous?"
"..."
"Ok, I'll let you have a good night sleeping well, no, I don't have anyone in mind"
Then, Doctor not only proceeds to trap Enciodas's queen, but also to trap his knight, into a discovering check, if he moves it his king will be doomed
Enciodas retreat his rock to a safer position
Doctor responds by sacrificing her queen into his defense lines, but this queen could only be capturated by his knight...
"Check mate"
Doctor won that match
"My ally, thy mind planned a dirty trick unto me, and I shall not forgive it"
"I'm waiting for it"
And once again, Doctor hides her beauty beneath thst helmet
"So, as a gentleman, and to keep your promisse, you'll get me to the highest montain here in kjerag right?"
"Sure... my ally"
Before hand, SA and Doc agreed with something "the winner, can ask anything to the looser" of course, Doctor already planned to reveal herself that day, and that worried her a lot, imagine if her great ally asked her to carry his future generations if he were the winner? that view made Doc suffer chills on her spine
Or was it the weather? We don't know... yet
After almost an hour, walking into the endless snow, Silverash could turn backwards to say
"From here, you can see Kjerandr by it's whole"
Doctor looked behinde and that's what she saw, a beautifulm village, propering in the middle of the snow, such a great landscape to behold
But of course, her luck would end, and soon both of them would realize a snow storm coming
"owww FUCK!! C'MON, NOT NOW!!"
"My ally, I know a place where we can stay, follow me!"
And then, they left that place, into a hut, made specially to bring heat for those who lost themselves in the cold
"Fuck me, my helmet is frozen, I can't see a damm thing"
"Take it off then"
"You really liked to see my face don't you?"
"I'm lighting up the campfire"
Doctor went silent seeing Enciodss changing the subject that quikly, but anyway, she would not only remove her helmet, but also her hood, walking with pants and shirt only
"I'll out those clother closer to the fire"
Doctor could **Feel** Enciodas gaze into her
(Her hood were larger than I expected... she may be small, but has great curves...)
Doctor was small on terms of size on her chests, but Enciodas got a great look at that "children bearing hips" of her
"Fuck me... it's still cold here, is there anyway to make the fire stronger??"
"No"
"Shit"
"If... if you could, physical contact can be helpfull to maintain your body temperature"
"Yeah yeah, great man you're, first jeaslouly, then a pervet gaze and now you want to embrace me, there is no fucking way I'm taking off anything else here, I'm frozing you understand?"
"I... didn't mean by that"
"Great"
Almost instantly, Doctor placed her head into Encioda's chest, and then, she warped her arms around him, confusing the leopard a bit
"Shut up, you're warm"
Silverash did not dare to speak a word... and he was rewarded, Doctor went asleep... but soon, the bless of looking at her face would become a curse
Something inside the feline has awakened up, a desire to have that woman all by himself, hugging her to keep her warm was not enough
Enciodas took a look into her lips, and wanted to kiss them
He looked at her face and wanted to see her eyes rolling up
He felt her soft body and wanted to embrace it naked
He wanted to make a mess on her
But she was sleeping, and he had to hold back, until the storm worn out...
*yawn* "for how long did I slept?"
"I lost the track of the time my ally"
"Did the storm worn out"
"Yes..."
Looking at the window, Doctor realized that the day became night already
"Fuck me!... Kal'tsit is going to hung me on a bridge again"
"Again?"
"I'm late... hope she understands the situation"
Doc quikly put on her hood and helmet on, once again, displessing Enciodas once again... like c'mon, great views should be exposed not hidden right?
"So, dear Ally, lead the way back to Kjerangdr"
"Sure, my ally"
Once they left the hut, Doctor saw a great view, of Kjerandr in the night, somwhow, it was just as stunning as before, the full moon granted enough light to see the houses
"Silverash wait a bit, please"
And he waited... Doctor was breathless with this view, just to soon realize, that above her head an aurora borealis rested on the skies
"Fuck... me..."
Enciodas also got enchanted, but not by the landscape, Doctor's visor were off this whole time, revelaing such a great reaction, enoigh to drive Enciodas off limits
The feline aproached the doctor
"Is this a comum view here in kjerandr?"
"Quite of"
"Fuck me! This is incredible!"
Without really holding back, Enciodas took Doctor's helmet off with his left hand
"The fuck you doing?"
With his right hand, Enciodas placed it in Doctor's thin, and lifted it up, aproaching thier faces to a ki-
"Fuck
Off"
With a simple but great move, Doctor managed to place her hand on Enciodss face, pushing him away
"And give me back my helmet"
Desapointed... Enciodss had to giver her helmet back
*sigh* "lead the way"
"Sure... my ally"
Somehow, the depressed feline managed to get back to kjerandr with Doctor
"Thanks for the day Enciodas, I'm going to my room"
"Good night my ally"
"Good night"
It was bad, really bad, tomorrow early morning doctor would return to Rhodes Islands, leaving Enciodas alone... and that failed attempt for a kisd made him anxious
But of course, he wouldn't give up on her
On the next week, at Rhodes Islands, Karlan people showed up
"HELLO RHODES!! I MISSED YOU GUYS"
the youger sister ensia greeted the base, matterhorn would move straight to the kitchen and courier delivered some letters across R.I.
And of course, the leader of it all went straight into Doctor's room
And there she was, stressed with work, dealing with 7 documents at the same time, allowing any warcrimes again't sargonians in trials of navigator, provuding great inhibitors for Texas's heat (she dosen't want to recieve a messed up package, and also, she was sorry for exia) aplying a restrain order on specter to not flirt with the birb, preparing a lecture for Blaze drinking her liver out in the cafeteria and least but not last preparinf herself for Sideroca's traning
"Ah, Enciodas, what brings you here today?"
Thanks to the device changing thing, the feline was nor capable to realize if she was angry or not
"My ally, I see you're pretty busy with your work bur you shouldn't overwork yourself up, would you mind lending your time for me, and having a break?"
"AH YES PLEASE!"
Doctor stood up
"FOR THE LOVE OF PRISTESS, I'M HUGRY ENOUGH TO EAT A WHOLE COW!"
"How afortunate, I prepared you a lunch"
"If that's the case, then lead the way!"
Enciodas indeed, prepared the lunch for today...
Pasta, wine, candles and roses...
"Is this... err..."
"This is what I prepared for both of us, shall we enjoy it?"
"Er..."
Matterhorn arrived the place with a great piece of steak
"Medium rare, well done... how would you like sr.?"
"Medium rare, what about you my ally?"
"Er... I'l go with a well done..."
Sure, I'll be back
Somehow, they had a great romantic date, even though they were still at Rhodes Island's cafeteria
Somehow, nobody managed to discover doctor's true gender
Later on that day, silverash left a present for doctor, a colar (how the fuck is she supposed to wear it with that much clothing?) But anyway, she liked it, and beneath everything, she wore it
Later on, Karlan left Rhodes
On the next Week, Karlan comercial payed another visit to Rhodes Islands, and the first thing Silverash saw, was doctor caring some heavy boxes with her
"Oh, my ally, do need any-"
"NO!"
She was rude... what happned? But anyway, she was not able to carry the boxes and Enciodas had to help her anyway... soon he realized that dhe was angry, and proposed something
"My ally, I regonize that you might be stressed due the-"
"Dearest ally, right now I'm suffering an intense bleeding, so please, leave me alone, doing my work!"
Enciodas understood that she was on her period, and quikly realized why she was so stressed, he had bad times with degenbrecher... and ensia... and enya... he knows how women get angry easily at this time of the month
And because of that, he bought a present for his beloved, a chocolate bar!
But before leaving it at her desk, when the sun was just about to desapear, in the middle of a orange sky, he saw Doctor camly petting a cat whose was that cat by the way?
His curiosity won and he aproched her once again
"My ally?"
"Say it"
"Whose is this cat?"
"It's rhodes's, his name is chomusuke"
"He looks docile"
"Yeah, we adopted him when he was just a kitten... this poor fellah lost his family too early..."
"My ally, do you like cats?"
"I love them"
This answer gave Enciodas rhe hope he needed, since he "is a cat" a big one indeed, but a cat
"And well.. here is a present for you"
Silverash gave doctor the chocolate bar
"Degenbrecher used to eat a lot of these during this time of the month, when asked she said that it helped her somehow... enya and ensia said the same thing"
At the same moment that doctor laid her hands on the bar, she unwraped, and started to eat
"Thanks enciodas..."
"Nothing my ally"
The big feline then, aproached the small one
Leaving his hand in the vision of the cat, he wanted, and soon, the cat aproached his hand, asking for pats
After a patting session, Karlan comercial left once again...
**and I'll write the next week, in the next thursday) | r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Holy shit it got longer than what I expected
If you guys asks me, well, the next part will be... er... well, I tried to write something more wholesome and I eanted to keep it up a bit
And besides, here is Brazil is 2 A.M, I slept holding my phone at least teice writing this, hope y'all liked it, see you guys next week
Let's all wait for Silverash to return to Rhodes the same way that Rykart likes...
"TOGHETAAA" | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Nobody got pegged :( | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Not yet | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
wanna see Doc with the strap | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Mein gott... | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
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Limiting it to Thursday was probably the right decision but I wonder if it would've ran it's course by now if they hadn't.
In any case I can see more exustare on the horizon, truly a bright future. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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I'm still waiting for those ao3 submissions | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Guilty as charged | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
As we say in Russia: минусы будут? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
никаких минусов, только finally some good fucking food! ( ◡‿◡ ) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
плюсы* | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
I blame erudax, also this is giving me peak propaganda for my long term insanity | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Why is Franka so fine 😩 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Stand proud, you can cook | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-23-08 |
Operation Pytite was right, this community is full of sin | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-25-08 |
No she just hates us :( | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
:( | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
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I'll give it to Suzuran, and if she's drunk, it's all your fault, Kestrel.
Manga/Anime: Grand Blue.
If you don't know the series, just try searching "flammable oolong tea" in Youtube. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
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dis is oolong tea!
completely non alcoholic, dokutah should try it | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
Still reading the manga and every chapter of it never fails to leave me a stomach cramp. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
No way, grand blue mentioned. Praise the PAB style water | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
*"If my tea aren't functioning as combustible fuel I ain't drinking it!"*
-Grandmaster A, also known as Sleeping Draco | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-22-08 |
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