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Twisted Crab is good and all but their customer service is boo boo
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Watching tv while making a movie but u don't feel me do you
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Older women stay flirting with me but never a sugar mama
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When you open the door to the delivery driver with your food
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People say some dumb ass shit and then expect you to reply to it
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So was the Massive Alaska Drilling done with an Insider Poll
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I'd do anything you ask me to but you can't do the same for me
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I need a loyal dude who's gonna treat me like the princess I am
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Every person that my dog bit turned out to be fake Dogs knows best
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Depend on no one else too make you happy All you got is yourself
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learning to accept the fact that no one really cares but it's all good
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I don't watch Tv But I get angry when my mother doesn't pay
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the white toes season in full affect rey be a pleasant site to see
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Cannon I bet the voices in his head sound just like President Trump
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slime I just reviewed the new weekend and it's not looking good for mans
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After this week I knew I would end up sick and well here I am sick
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Could someone please tell me who wrote this memo we're all talking about
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Long live me brothers that pass and Gone forever in my heart and mind
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Thought for today The trouble with trouble is that it starts out as fun
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I been holding it down for the wrong people but I'm too real to stop
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Can it be Thursday already so ai can get paid and go shopping
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going to my first new therapy appointment today wish me luck
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Neither are those points you presented about Dr King but here you are
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ya be talking all that shit just to end up with a basic ass bitch
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It's pouring down but that darn bird is still squawking outside my window
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use that anger you have built up inside you and DOMINATE your path
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I FINISHED ALL MY MIDTERMS NOW I JUST GOTTA WAIT TILL SCHOOL IS OUT
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please we leaving in a crazy play it for me by lucky dubey
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The artisan cheese section of a grocery store is my safe space
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happy birthday Will Smith Are you still making that Jump off the Aircraft
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Can you believe that I'm actually such a Jason Grace in real
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Don't be the only one come summer time shaped like a carton of milk
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Everything is so foggy head don carry mist like cotton candy
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i need a refill on self deprecating jokes all that's left is ice
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Is my bodega dude ever gonna stop me from driving away
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Does Katrina do anything else besides dance numbers in movies
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Why cant anyone tell someone took a pic of her holding the case
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i attended church today with my best friend and i understand now
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Whoever wants to be a leader among you must be your servant
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u know me watching old concert videos and being sad abt them
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Game on It's starting Grab your seats WATCH PRESIDENT TRUMP ROCK THIS RALLY
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Wait you people eat bread and pepper soup How can someone eat that Gosh
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Whoever has my voodoo doll make my bad luck with girls go away
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Happy belated birthday bro When I come out there we gotta link
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If it requires my child to sit still and be quiet I CANT COME
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Man this episode was wild Brings a whole meaning to don't let shit slide
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BREAKING NEWS Chinese Space see station to hit Mar a lago Stay clear
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Twitter is way too wild at times the things i see on my timeline lol
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Billy Donovan look like he ordered a few hits back in the day
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Amazing Frits de Vries designed house in Kits Built by the impressive
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Kindly follow back There's something urgent we will need to discuss Thanks
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I'm gonna have to try this Any suggestions on material
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People are trying my patience today and I am not having it
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Me oh no never I am happy the way I am God Bless u too
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Everyone saying getting this bread what kinda bread tho white or wheat
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This month has convinced me that men are trash Don't try to fight me on this
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I've never cared for Costa as a player but that was a great touch
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can someone please start working out with me i need some motivation
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New chapter coming up Stay tuned for more of What will Aisha do next
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im so mentally exhausted can everything just work out for once
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why is NOBODY taking one for the team on plans for halloween
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In heaven there is no beer What a day what an atmosphere Go Hawks
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I don't even know why i even still put up w this shit
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Manic week Work from home in the morning then date night tomorrow night
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i haven't taken vigorous notes in a while what is wrong with me
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You ever see a girl and think I'm so gay and I love clothes si much
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Hate being ready to go out early ugh like this is so boring
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I love Celina with every ounce of my body holy fuck
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shame she didn't sign the contract mariah did because she got both
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You are wonderful Lily I miss playing with you and your buddies
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Congratulations on another successful Infrastructure Week
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I'm bringing a fish plate into Black Panther I'm really not kidding
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Baby ion get mad about shit nomo I charge shit to the game
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Trying your hardest in something but people make it so hard for you
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Winter time kicking in it's time to find the best Jacuzzi out here
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Seriously Ron How can anyone be in two classes at once
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You showing him off he was showing me off we different baby
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Fair not enjoying the lack of computer space in the library
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I was wondering why it said everyone was leaving me on read
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happy birthday love wife wrestle cat hope you have a wonderful day
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You honestly thought I wouldn't have a mental breakdown today HUH
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Be aware of the rattle of the drum the chant of The Dream Snatcher
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I made pineapple avocado pork tacos and they're amazing
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Truth through darkness The truth is Muslims shouldn't be allowed to drive cabs
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Sherlock is moving into the room look hard at John speculating
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Do I contradict myself Very well then I contradict myself
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Only asked her a reasonable question The voters need to know
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Hello Avatar I was hoping to see you before tucking in
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my little brother so cute he bet not bring home no ugly ass girl
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Ugh England can't cook at all but I'm so awesome I can handle it
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Gonna google how to ride duck and see if I learn anything new
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I just wanted to be with you It's that simple that's complicated
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Trying not to wish this week away but my god I'm so excited
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fuck and because they gonna let Frank Ocean get the girls really need
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If I willingly give my food to you know you're some kind of special
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su ion want y'all fighting on Mother's Day me it's the day before
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Damm this game isn't going to be same without Mohammed Salah
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You ever think you and try and try but it seems like you get nowhere
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and then fell over the cliffs of despair and have been struggling to
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Only reason they're down two is cause he missed a wide open dunk too
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