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Twisted Crab is good
and all but their customer
service is boo boo | twaiku |
Watching tv while
making a movie but u
don't feel me do you | twaiku |
Older women stay
flirting with me but never
a sugar mama | twaiku |
When you open the
door to the delivery
driver with your food | twaiku |
People say some dumb
ass shit and then expect you
to reply to it | twaiku |
So was the Massive
Alaska Drilling done with
an Insider Poll | twaiku |
I'd do anything
you ask me to but you can't
do the same for me | twaiku |
I need a loyal
dude who's gonna treat me like
the princess I am | twaiku |
Every person
that my dog bit turned out to
be fake Dogs knows best | twaiku |
Depend on no one
else too make you happy All
you got is yourself | twaiku |
learning to accept
the fact that no one really
cares but it's all good | twaiku |
I don't watch Tv
But I get angry when my
mother doesn't pay | twaiku |
the white toes season
in full affect rey be a
pleasant site to see | twaiku |
Cannon I bet the
voices in his head sound just
like President Trump | twaiku |
slime I just reviewed
the new weekend and it's not
looking good for mans | twaiku |
After this week I
knew I would end up sick and
well here I am sick | twaiku |
Could someone please tell
me who wrote this memo we're
all talking about | twaiku |
Long live me brothers
that pass and Gone forever
in my heart and mind | twaiku |
Thought for today The
trouble with trouble is that
it starts out as fun | twaiku |
I been holding it
down for the wrong people but
I'm too real to stop | twaiku |
Can it be Thursday
already so ai can get
paid and go shopping | twaiku |
going to my first
new therapy appointment
today wish me luck | twaiku |
Neither are those points
you presented about Dr
King but here you are | twaiku |
ya be talking all
that shit just to end up with
a basic ass bitch | twaiku |
It's pouring down but
that darn bird is still squawking
outside my window | twaiku |
use that anger you
have built up inside you and
DOMINATE your path | twaiku |
I FINISHED ALL MY
MIDTERMS NOW I JUST GOTTA
WAIT TILL SCHOOL IS OUT | twaiku |
please we leaving in
a crazy play it for me
by lucky dubey | twaiku |
The artisan cheese
section of a grocery
store is my safe space | twaiku |
happy birthday Will
Smith Are you still making that
Jump off the Aircraft | twaiku |
Can you believe that
I'm actually such a
Jason Grace in real | twaiku |
Don't be the only
one come summer time shaped like
a carton of milk | twaiku |
Everything is so
foggy head don carry mist
like cotton candy | twaiku |
i need a refill
on self deprecating jokes
all that's left is ice | twaiku |
Is my bodega
dude ever gonna stop me
from driving away | twaiku |
Does Katrina do
anything else besides dance
numbers in movies | twaiku |
Why cant anyone
tell someone took a pic of
her holding the case | twaiku |
i attended church
today with my best friend and
i understand now | twaiku |
Whoever wants to
be a leader among you
must be your servant | twaiku |
u know me watching
old concert videos and
being sad abt them | twaiku |
Game on It's starting
Grab your seats WATCH PRESIDENT
TRUMP ROCK THIS RALLY | twaiku |
Wait you people eat
bread and pepper soup How can
someone eat that Gosh | twaiku |
Whoever has my
voodoo doll make my bad luck
with girls go away | twaiku |
Happy belated
birthday bro When I come out
there we gotta link | twaiku |
If it requires
my child to sit still and be
quiet I CANT COME | twaiku |
Man this episode
was wild Brings a whole meaning
to don't let shit slide | twaiku |
BREAKING NEWS Chinese
Space see station to hit Mar
a lago Stay clear | twaiku |
Twitter is way too
wild at times the things i see
on my timeline lol | twaiku |
Billy Donovan
look like he ordered a few
hits back in the day | twaiku |
Amazing Frits de
Vries designed house in Kits Built
by the impressive | twaiku |
Kindly follow back
There's something urgent we will
need to discuss Thanks | twaiku |
I'm gonna have to
try this Any suggestions
on material | twaiku |
People are trying
my patience today and I
am not having it | twaiku |
Me oh no never
I am happy the way I
am God Bless u too | twaiku |
Everyone saying
getting this bread what kinda
bread tho white or wheat | twaiku |
This month has convinced
me that men are trash Don't try
to fight me on this | twaiku |
I've never cared for
Costa as a player but
that was a great touch | twaiku |
can someone please start
working out with me i need
some motivation | twaiku |
New chapter coming
up Stay tuned for more of What
will Aisha do next | twaiku |
im so mentally
exhausted can everything
just work out for once | twaiku |
why is NOBODY
taking one for the team on
plans for halloween | twaiku |
In heaven there is
no beer What a day what an
atmosphere Go Hawks | twaiku |
I don't even know
why i even still put up
w this shit | twaiku |
Manic week Work from
home in the morning then date
night tomorrow night | twaiku |
i haven't taken
vigorous notes in a while
what is wrong with me | twaiku |
You ever see a
girl and think I'm so gay and
I love clothes si much | twaiku |
Hate being ready
to go out early ugh like
this is so boring | twaiku |
I love Celina
with every ounce of my
body holy fuck | twaiku |
shame she didn't sign
the contract mariah did
because she got both | twaiku |
You are wonderful
Lily I miss playing with
you and your buddies | twaiku |
Congratulations
on another successful
Infrastructure Week | twaiku |
I'm bringing a fish
plate into Black Panther I'm
really not kidding | twaiku |
Baby ion get
mad about shit nomo I
charge shit to the game | twaiku |
Trying your hardest
in something but people make
it so hard for you | twaiku |
Winter time kicking
in it's time to find the best
Jacuzzi out here | twaiku |
Seriously Ron
How can anyone be in
two classes at once | twaiku |
You showing him off
he was showing me off we
different baby | twaiku |
Fair not enjoying
the lack of computer space
in the library | twaiku |
I was wondering
why it said everyone was
leaving me on read | twaiku |
happy birthday love
wife wrestle cat hope you have
a wonderful day | twaiku |
You honestly thought
I wouldn't have a mental
breakdown today HUH | twaiku |
Be aware of the
rattle of the drum the chant
of The Dream Snatcher | twaiku |
I made pineapple
avocado pork tacos
and they're amazing | twaiku |
Truth through darkness The
truth is Muslims shouldn't be
allowed to drive cabs | twaiku |
Sherlock is moving
into the room look hard at
John speculating | twaiku |
Do I contradict
myself Very well then I
contradict myself | twaiku |
Only asked her a
reasonable question The
voters need to know | twaiku |
Hello Avatar
I was hoping to see you
before tucking in | twaiku |
my little brother
so cute he bet not bring home
no ugly ass girl | twaiku |
Ugh England can't cook
at all but I'm so awesome
I can handle it | twaiku |
Gonna google how
to ride duck and see if I
learn anything new | twaiku |
I just wanted to
be with you It's that simple
that's complicated | twaiku |
Trying not to wish
this week away but my god
I'm so excited | twaiku |
fuck and because they
gonna let Frank Ocean get
the girls really need | twaiku |
If I willingly
give my food to you know you're
some kind of special | twaiku |
su ion want y'all
fighting on Mother's Day me
it's the day before | twaiku |
Damm this game isn't
going to be same without
Mohammed Salah | twaiku |
You ever think you
and try and try but it seems
like you get nowhere | twaiku |
and then fell over
the cliffs of despair and have
been struggling to | twaiku |
Only reason they're
down two is cause he missed a
wide open dunk too | twaiku |
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