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Stop playing in eyes or what u intend will be ur destination
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Cutting my hair on Monday and let me tell you IM HURTT ABOUT IT
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Everyone posting pictures of their call to bar except Mariam
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On this morning I have just one burning question Where in the world is
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It's okay to keep quiet if you don't know what you're talking about
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Mad that going to the gym has literally changed my life soo much
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Honored to stand in the company of these great communicators
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When everyone on snap hits you up to ask who that was on your snap
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I don't really care for girls wearing grills unless its a cap or sum
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In bloom Polly But also smells like teen spirit is a total tune
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I say I'm going out this weekend when I know I probably won't
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We taking a flight at the end of the month and I'm so excited
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This is a message because resentment matters more than dignity
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If man united had Baldwin it'd be a different story
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chan oi felix come here bro felix chan what'd ya make bro felix
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I SURVIVED MY MATH TEST no idea how I did that I'm impressed
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Lately instead of saying I love you I say you're so lovable
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i need my eyebrows done so bad it makes no sense how they look right now
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Me texting Aimee asking if Drew Gehling is famous is a MOOD
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dangerous woman is a really good album but you guys knew that
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no worries just had a fought with my mom just now and cried really hard
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aren't you glad you all popped off your oprah would be just as bad takes
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Al of of people trying extremely too hard to be Different
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Pull me a little closer feel my embrace as you drift back to sleep
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Everyone's out here trying to take a shortcut to late adulthood
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That article is absolute trash Dripping with obvious bias
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Very first country song I ever liked and it was all thanks to you
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The moment you look behind to see how far you've come You lose this race
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I always think that all something and like you with go away Sunday
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There are so many things I have to research look into for this book
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So honored to be their opening keynote And nestled here no less
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My professor said never have I ever smoked reefer on my boat
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This exactly the kind of thing I wanted to read about today
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I'm just gonna save everybody their time and separate myself
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I am a very caring and compassionate person I love me
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Fuck Mardi gras I'm on house arrest I can't go to bitter rite now
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FINISHED MY FACIAL AND THEY RUINED MY EYEBROWS OH MY FUCKING GOD
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what did we ever do to deserve this Legend I love him so much
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Why am I afraid of crossing the border if I'm American
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Im being honest i sit at home alone and cry in bed at night
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perversion is just sentimentality that knows enough to hide
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Literally was sleeping and the need to take a shit woke me up
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interested in attending tonight with a client and colleague
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Ollie gets her bed time treat and it dead to the word It's so funny
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You are the reason why I don't do drugs I just get high off your love
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so pleased you enjoyed Do review on amazon if you get a chance
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Honestly I am disappointed in trench I don't like it that much
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Country music is good as fuck I don't know what y'all talking about
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I've decided to make thousands of dollars a day for some reason
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Trump threatens to cut aid to UN members over Jerusalem vote
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Hoses are orange thistles are snow water is yucky and so on
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Everyday I'm not playing with you some days I'm fucking serious
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Punt it Your defense has been holding them Get that good field position
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Advertising and Marketing IS the model of perfect fake news
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its spooky season i'm in the mood to watch some scary ass movies
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is tonight a the force awakens or raiders of the lost ark night
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There's something about flicking the kettle on that makes me need a piss
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hurry the fuck up and get out of my store so I can fucking close
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just put my request in for TWO WEEKS off work i love my job i'm sad
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People ditching work and school to hit six flags right now out of nowhere
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I decided to not do my homework and watch Twitches goodnight all
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Everything bad has to happen within the same short amount of time
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Wouldn't be beef if they kept my name out of their mouth in the first place
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Kenzie keeps asking the air for high fives hugs now I'm a little scared
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jose completely gone bonkers after joining manu toxic club
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the waffle double down was good but I don't think I want another
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I didn't think Spurs would get swept without Steph but it's looking like it
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Now I understand the term broke ass college kid because I am one
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I be thinking I'm dead broke then I check my bank account and SURPRISE
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It's Monday and first five day work week in about two weeks Laws help me
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you ever look at someone and been like damn that's really my whole heart
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After two weeks off am absolutely dreading going back to work
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gunshot goes off in the distance Georgie Why is somebody clapping
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I realized that I don't want kids because my tolerance is low
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Sunday is cheat day Not on each other lol but on our diets
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Why would anyone ever care about MR removed videos
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Everything happens for a reason and life goes on and gets better
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Wow My better half really LIVES for drama He needs therapy guys
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Now playing King Los Woke Up Like This Dirty on Street Style Radio
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ever wake up n think can't wait to have a nap when I get back home
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Now here's a comic book character that could use a reboot movie
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Jim Acosta is a liberal activist not a journalist
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Does anyone have some good ways to get rid of the nose piercing bump
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Whoever wins me a stuffed goat from the fair I will marry on spot
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I wish everyone else thought I was as funny as I think I am
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The Daily Mail can't even keep track of its own bullshit anymore
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When you just wanna get fresh air and then the late night thoughts just hits you
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This is probably the first time in a long time no one hates me though
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Honestly driving on clear LA freeways at night is a fucking vibe
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I'm glad I never banged for fucking hell that was a lucky escape
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spinning me on some money will make me never talk to you again
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What's the reason for you to go for the eagles as a giants fan
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Im honestly so used to it I don't even care anymore lol
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There is no TV network that says all day that Trump walks on water
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I wanna fuck all weekend Might even take a dick or two Who knows
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If people fuck with me I will fuck their daughters with consent of course
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The bible says love never fails so if it fails it was never love
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Tre is fucking this coffee up I'm going to regret this shortly
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Exactly When they're called nazis it's because they ACT LIKE THE NAZIS
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