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Stop playing in eyes
or what u intend will be
ur destination | twaiku |
Cutting my hair on
Monday and let me tell you
IM HURTT ABOUT IT | twaiku |
used to endorse or
promote products derived from
this software without | twaiku |
Everyone posting
pictures of their call to bar
except Mariam | twaiku |
On this morning I
have just one burning question
Where in the world is | twaiku |
It's okay to keep
quiet if you don't know what
you're talking about | twaiku |
Mad that going to
the gym has literally
changed my life soo much | twaiku |
Honored to stand in
the company of these great
communicators | twaiku |
When everyone on
snap hits you up to ask who
that was on your snap | twaiku |
I don't really care
for girls wearing grills unless
its a cap or sum | twaiku |
In bloom Polly But
also smells like teen spirit
is a total tune | twaiku |
I say I'm going
out this weekend when I know
I probably won't | twaiku |
We taking a flight
at the end of the month and
I'm so excited | twaiku |
This is a message
because resentment matters
more than dignity | twaiku |
If man united
had Baldwin it'd be a
different story | twaiku |
chan oi felix come
here bro felix chan what'd
ya make bro felix | twaiku |
I SURVIVED MY MATH
TEST no idea how I
did that I'm impressed | twaiku |
Lately instead of
saying I love you I say
you're so lovable | twaiku |
i need my eyebrows
done so bad it makes no sense
how they look right now | twaiku |
Me texting Aimee
asking if Drew Gehling is
famous is a MOOD | twaiku |
dangerous woman
is a really good album
but you guys knew that | twaiku |
no worries just had
a fought with my mom just now
and cried really hard | twaiku |
aren't you glad you
all popped off your oprah would
be just as bad takes | twaiku |
Al of of people
trying extremely too hard
to be Different | twaiku |
Pull me a little
closer feel my embrace as
you drift back to sleep | twaiku |
Everyone's out here
trying to take a shortcut
to late adulthood | twaiku |
That article is
absolute trash Dripping with
obvious bias | twaiku |
Very first country
song I ever liked and it
was all thanks to you | twaiku |
The moment you look
behind to see how far you've
come You lose this race | twaiku |
I always think that
all something and like you with
go away Sunday | twaiku |
There are so many
things I have to research look
into for this book | twaiku |
So honored to be
their opening keynote And
nestled here no less | twaiku |
My professor said
never have I ever smoked
reefer on my boat | twaiku |
This exactly the
kind of thing I wanted to
read about today | twaiku |
I'm just gonna save
everybody their time and
separate myself | twaiku |
I am a very
caring and compassionate
person I love me | twaiku |
Fuck Mardi gras I'm
on house arrest I can't go
to bitter rite now | twaiku |
FINISHED MY FACIAL
AND THEY RUINED MY EYEBROWS
OH MY FUCKING GOD | twaiku |
what did we ever
do to deserve this Legend
I love him so much | twaiku |
Why am I afraid
of crossing the border if
I'm American | twaiku |
Im being honest
i sit at home alone and
cry in bed at night | twaiku |
perversion is just
sentimentality that
knows enough to hide | twaiku |
Literally was
sleeping and the need to take
a shit woke me up | twaiku |
interested in
attending tonight with a
client and colleague | twaiku |
Ollie gets her bed
time treat and it dead to the
word It's so funny | twaiku |
You are the reason
why I don't do drugs I just
get high off your love | twaiku |
so pleased you enjoyed
Do review on amazon
if you get a chance | twaiku |
Honestly I am
disappointed in trench I
don't like it that much | twaiku |
Country music is
good as fuck I don't know what
y'all talking about | twaiku |
I've decided to
make thousands of dollars a
day for some reason | twaiku |
Trump threatens to cut
aid to UN members over
Jerusalem vote | twaiku |
Hoses are orange
thistles are snow water is
yucky and so on | twaiku |
Everyday I'm not
playing with you some days I'm
fucking serious | twaiku |
Punt it Your defense
has been holding them Get that
good field position | twaiku |
Advertising and
Marketing IS the model
of perfect fake news | twaiku |
its spooky season
i'm in the mood to watch some
scary ass movies | twaiku |
is tonight a the
force awakens or raiders
of the lost ark night | twaiku |
There's something about
flicking the kettle on that
makes me need a piss | twaiku |
hurry the fuck up
and get out of my store so
I can fucking close | twaiku |
just put my request
in for TWO WEEKS off work i
love my job i'm sad | twaiku |
People ditching work
and school to hit six flags right
now out of nowhere | twaiku |
I decided to
not do my homework and watch
Twitches goodnight all | twaiku |
Everything bad has
to happen within the same
short amount of time | twaiku |
Wouldn't be beef if
they kept my name out of their
mouth in the first place | twaiku |
Kenzie keeps asking
the air for high fives hugs now
I'm a little scared | twaiku |
jose completely
gone bonkers after joining
manu toxic club | twaiku |
the waffle double
down was good but I don't think
I want another | twaiku |
I didn't think Spurs
would get swept without Steph but
it's looking like it | twaiku |
Now I understand
the term broke ass college kid
because I am one | twaiku |
I be thinking I'm
dead broke then I check my bank
account and SURPRISE | twaiku |
It's Monday and first
five day work week in about
two weeks Laws help me | twaiku |
you ever look at
someone and been like damn that's
really my whole heart | twaiku |
After two weeks off
am absolutely dreading
going back to work | twaiku |
gunshot goes off in
the distance Georgie Why is
somebody clapping | twaiku |
I realized that
I don't want kids because my
tolerance is low | twaiku |
Sunday is cheat day
Not on each other lol but
on our diets | twaiku |
Why would anyone
ever care about MR
removed videos | twaiku |
Everything happens
for a reason and life goes
on and gets better | twaiku |
Wow My better half
really LIVES for drama He
needs therapy guys | twaiku |
Now playing King Los
Woke Up Like This Dirty on
Street Style Radio | twaiku |
ever wake up n
think can't wait to have a nap
when I get back home | twaiku |
Now here's a comic
book character that could use
a reboot movie | twaiku |
Jim Acosta is
a liberal activist
not a journalist | twaiku |
Does anyone have
some good ways to get rid of
the nose piercing bump | twaiku |
Whoever wins me
a stuffed goat from the fair I
will marry on spot | twaiku |
I wish everyone
else thought I was as funny
as I think I am | twaiku |
The Daily Mail can't
even keep track of its own
bullshit anymore | twaiku |
When you just wanna
get fresh air and then the late
night thoughts just hits you | twaiku |
This is probably
the first time in a long time
no one hates me though | twaiku |
Honestly driving
on clear LA freeways at night
is a fucking vibe | twaiku |
I'm glad I never
banged for fucking hell that was
a lucky escape | twaiku |
spinning me on some
money will make me never
talk to you again | twaiku |
What's the reason for
you to go for the eagles
as a giants fan | twaiku |
Im honestly so
used to it I don't even
care anymore lol | twaiku |
There is no TV
network that says all day that
Trump walks on water | twaiku |
I wanna fuck all
weekend Might even take a
dick or two Who knows | twaiku |
If people fuck with
me I will fuck their daughters
with consent of course | twaiku |
The bible says love
never fails so if it fails
it was never love | twaiku |
Tre is fucking this
coffee up I'm going to
regret this shortly | twaiku |
Exactly When they're
called nazis it's because they
ACT LIKE THE NAZIS | twaiku |
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