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Spotting so many
Pietermaritzburg Archives
Repository | twaiku |
Summer's one of those
things I like in theory And
only in theory | twaiku |
All the important
decisions always come down
to just one moment | twaiku |
I'd rather fall for
a close friend than a complete
stranger any day | twaiku |
I've never wanted
anything as much as I
just want warm weather | twaiku |
I'm a completely
different person now than
I was before I | twaiku |
why are Statistics
unavailable does that
mean by wins don't count | twaiku |
im bored and sleepy
but i want to do some chit
chat before i sleep | twaiku |
I hope you finished
reading those last five pages
of The Alchemist | twaiku |
anyways nicki
and honey c are the best
female rappers next | twaiku |
Bullshit Any team
other than Saracens that
try gets awarded | twaiku |
only og twitter
fans remember sassy boob
queen and rotates leg | twaiku |
they won't be student
athletes they will be dropouts
following a fool | twaiku |
Come round children Time
for a Christmas story turns
on The Godfather | twaiku |
Above the sky there
is paradise and under
the sky my mother | twaiku |
honestly I laugh
at myself more than I laugh
at anyone else | twaiku |
everybody and
their mama know tyler is
a white mans whore so | twaiku |
Swear i stopped playing
games just so i could make the
next one a winner | twaiku |
Pretty soon we're all
gonna have a Snapchat streak
with the FBI | twaiku |
Why do I always
feel the need to buy things with
money I don't have | twaiku |
don't wanna cry dance
practice is THAT bitch sorry
I don't make the rules | twaiku |
Seriously we
discussed alot about this
did you remember | twaiku |
Offended the love
of my life hasn't fallen
in love with me yet | twaiku |
flicking cigarette
butts out of your window is
littering too stop | twaiku |
I am going to
make a song about why the
Dodgers break my heart | twaiku |
My co workers are
so fucking petty I can't
you bitches are grown | twaiku |
Prayers to all people
who have suffered in the wake
of the hurricane | twaiku |
When someone in the
same car as me waves i just
slip them one of these | twaiku |
Audrey keeps asking
me if we can go to the
beach and get fish crabs | twaiku |
James Theodore Smith
the neighbours do not need to
see your John Thomas | twaiku |
DISTURBING THE WAY
YOU LOOK AT TRUMP SURE YOUR NOT
HIDING SOMETHING LIKE | twaiku |
Cleland and Milan
in a little scuffle at
the end of the first | twaiku |
Nah not lavender
brown from Harry Potter in
black mirror surely | twaiku |
Correction to the
last tweet Delaying the race
start due to safety | twaiku |
Mom wasn't lying
when she told me I'll always
want what I can't have | twaiku |
If there's anything
missing that you'd like to know
about let me know | twaiku |
Same person who said
Jonah built the ark I will
never forget hm | twaiku |
Me and Ethan want
crab station lol time to tell
his dad to take us | twaiku |
I get so annoyed
when this idiot is all
over my timeline | twaiku |
If you're going to
have to beg them to play it's
not going to work | twaiku |
It was only a
matter of time till Keenan
asked about my mom | twaiku |
we're all hurting but
that gives us no moral high
ground to hurt others | twaiku |
I'm not wasting my
energy on something that's
not gonna happen | twaiku |
With arms around me
like a border Diving deep
into the ocean | twaiku |
My god compared to
Torch Man Tundra Man and his
stage is so easy | twaiku |
I'm sorry but those
apple watches are dubs don't
talk to me in that | twaiku |
I believe that was
a bit of the Marth in me
that came out just now | twaiku |
you're from the perfect
paradise and i'm living
on the darker side | twaiku |
Sorry I had a
fight in the middle of your
Black Panther party | twaiku |
The Steelers with AB
are not losing this game See
ya in the playoffs | twaiku |
An old lady was
staring at me in the bus
judging my ripped jeans | twaiku |
what happened to free
twitter And why videos
ain't playing no more | twaiku |
Serious I love
you cousin everything is
gonna be alright | twaiku |
Gonna make this drive
to Spanish Town now Let's see
how the traffic goes | twaiku |
Cooper or Garner
getting sent off here don't let
it be you Liam | twaiku |
Thanks for the feedback
We'll pass this along to the
appropriate team | twaiku |
The boys so ready
for her to come back When she's
Home that's their mom lol | twaiku |
Sometimes I wish I
had wings So I could pretend
to be an angel | twaiku |
I hate when parents
say you're going to need me
before I need you | twaiku |
Damn does anyone
else love that moment when an
email finds them well | twaiku |
Staying Waiting On
Opportunity Always
Room For Improvement | twaiku |
Its not illegal
to wish someone was dead I
wish he was dead too | twaiku |
will my ankle feel
better in a week for my
coin concert stay tuned | twaiku |
y'all stay saying you're
grown ass men but don't know how
to communicate | twaiku |
I would never go
anywhere uninvited
I learned my lesson | twaiku |
I really don't know
why my parents let me bring
all these clothes to school | twaiku |
If I ever get
wifi at my shop it'll
be a game changer | twaiku |
I never want to
live this sunset town but one
day the time may come | twaiku |
Relationship Stress
Can Make You Look For A Seat
Belt In The Toilet | twaiku |
Can a player be
considered world class if he
is inconsistent | twaiku |
Especially when my
momma make it It just hits
the soul different | twaiku |
I'll be in Vegas
a week from today and I
am so excited | twaiku |
Moles are badass they
are like fire decals on
cars but for humans | twaiku |
Rob having a rave
at a bus stop in County
Cork TUNES ARE BANGING | twaiku |
today is a low
for me I feel the fight in
me diminishing | twaiku |
i really wanna
know if friends of rappers tell
them when they song ass | twaiku |
my family woke
me up with miranda's new
thanksgiving song bless | twaiku |
happy birthday Pam
and also may the force be
with you on this day | twaiku |
"@SaigePimmons Haha
yeah
maybe" | one day we could check haiku |
if i choose talking
to you over sleeping that
should tell you something | twaiku |
first they ruined the
chiefs game and now they ruined
the michigan game | twaiku |
I have a headache
Why do Italians have to
be so damn loud for | twaiku |
May weather huh shit
is hell pour the waterfall
on me why don't you | twaiku |
does flor stan twitter
exist if it doesn't then
it does now it's me | twaiku |
Never going to
forget how much I screamed at
each one of these goals | twaiku |
I just thought about
something CRAZY i dunno
my mind just races | twaiku |
Tell ur husband to
stop using your wine rack as
camera holder | twaiku |
Oh they FINALLY
returned the cropping option
for Twitter Thanks you | twaiku |
tired of meeting
the same person just in a
different body | twaiku |
Don't Mess with Texas
Except for the Rangers We
don't care about them | twaiku |
There's no justice in
the world if Nick Pope doesn't
go to the World Cup | twaiku |
The people who just
heard of Drugs You Should Try It
is some lame ass fans | twaiku |
all possible wigs
are now gone dead snatched ducking
eVAPORATED | twaiku |
Everything happens
for a reason Only thing
keeping me going | twaiku |
what Are you gonna
pull a George Bush and bust out
a weather machine | twaiku |
Only a broke ass
or a spoiled fuck nugget can
give you ALL his time | twaiku |
Perfect What business
is supposed to be Pay to
play Things cost money | twaiku |
I wish really wish
I get proven wrong tho But
the chances seem slim | twaiku |
Would be amazing
to see the players on the
bench joining in too | twaiku |
Fireworks Tonight How
many times are these people
being ignorant | twaiku |
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