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there was a puppy in my last period my day was made i'm soft
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Lil xan exposed is my favorite video on the internet
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I've never been more shocked and disappointed oh well i'm fine it's fine
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The person who lives by his fears will never find freedom in God's love
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Getting coffee or be late to work is always a tough call for me
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who the fuck allowed this shit to happen and why aren't they fired
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It's definitely okay to judge a book by its cover sometimes
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Also the look that says The weather is your fault human get it fixed
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i am the mantel and you are a painting come rest your frame on me
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It's better to stay to yourself than to explain why you feel alone
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A coyote is rarely impassioned unless it is a green one
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I'm so ready to spend this weekend in Dallas w my man
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Date went well despite my attempt at explaining time cube at one point
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The best feeling is when you get ya baby back an y'all can still vibe
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People who don't text with proper grammar make me uncomfortable
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i night terrors and being too scared to go back to sleep cause of them
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Too Many Cooks was the last good thing to happen on the Internet
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Do you realize that the poll is giving you a middle finger
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still reeling over that guy jacking off his dog and posting a pic
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Met w the Iowa National Guard border deployment
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local Thank you so very much for the like How's your Monday going
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People will get so angry when you treat them like they treat you seek help
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Just listened to a sermon by Pastor Michael Todd That man can preach
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Was colder than a well diggers ass back on the mountain this a m
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america and I are being good kids and staying in tonight
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Inda Hood Tonight Thank God Sick Of Robles I'll Go Home Tomorrow
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If people don't like you for who you are change the people not yourself
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Everyone still so caught up in reaching should be learning to retain
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Gonna keep showing this off and on until the midterm election
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I edited it a bit but ya we'll see how long this one lasts now
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A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself So
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Damn I mean Being funny sometimes gotta count for something though right
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Great job boys Congrats to Coach Biven on his first win as a Lancer
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Your journey may not be the best but trust in God while on the journey
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Fighter dier why I can't even fight for my own relationship
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Pick up a leaflet next time you are in for a flu jab and thank you
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Lol someone thought I was a Sergeant Thanks for the promotion buddy
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If I gotta beat ya then i don't need ya let the next man do it
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this guy really just embarrassed his friend as well as himself tragic
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Everything me and Oscar worked so hard for us coming together
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She hasn't spoken to most of her children in a while Pip looks swell
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Finally She felt pressure and now she can breathe Congrats to him though
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Living is hell I wish I could just have a break for once in my life
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Marianne warmly for to proclaim its being of dinner before
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I cleaned seasoned and cooked the pumpkin seeds we took out of the pumpkin
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Really don't like the look of melted butter makes me feel the big sick
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Johnny thinks it's all fun and games til I quit the band over veno
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Miranda that's what every guy wants to gear from his lady x
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It's always the gigs that pay you the most that have you doing the least
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We are about to go try Raising Canes for the first time finally
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I have to adjust some things in my life Don't want this for my future
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When I remember that I'm going to meet Dame Sue Black tomorrow
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Always follow your intuition Some things are to good to be true
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If you have money for drugs den u have money to eat choose wisely
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I've seen the sunset with you now I just wish I could see it rise too
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Does the idea of lobsters boiling alive NOT bug anyone
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she actually completed the mutual y'all that was success
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I'm so excited not only for this event but to lead this class
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Almost time to go home shower and slide into that warm bed of mine
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And now I'm cranky and so am going to eat crap food and feel worse
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Thank goodness for the rain to end over a week of bloody fireworks
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Lakers stacking up Ls like they used to do banners Not The Wave
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So the cubs really going after machado in a couple weeks
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im so tired i wanna take a nap before i gotta leave but
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He stated a FACT What was racist about his factual comment
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well Bay Area it's been real time to head back to North Florida
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No assurances needed the evidence is there for all to see
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I'm washing me and my juul bitch I'm washing me and my juul
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Bitch maybe this was one for your diary and not public statement
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This weather making me feel like my exams are already over
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I never should've told you I never should've let you see inside
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Doctor is mad I'm not gaining a lot of weight but I feel SO big
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It's football he is sorry made a mistake just like any human
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She jus followed me so guess I got some more things I need to learn Lol
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Ain't nobody got me how I got me and that's just a proven fact
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i kinda feel like the other seasons were way better is that bad
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Still the ending felt rushed And WAY too short But that's all we'll get I guess
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Football team about to start hosting parties in tally They champs now
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I'll hopefully be on cam everyday until the end of the year
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I'm living my best life right now however there's that something missing
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Watch a report come out that Cam actually had a concussion
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fire scooter braun and his whole team while you still can and save your brand
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Smile because I love your smile I will always make you happy ok
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Do they really think everyone is stupid to believe this twaddle
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I just gotta say I have the absolute best babies In the world
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Going to compete for high jump today and I feel good about it
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United Nations Have you been looking for loan HELP ME DISTRIBUTE
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Shannon's deflection from another good Gary crash ball goes over
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Izzy can I touch your muffins Leo to me just now on my hair
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If the Pelicans would have been healthy tho they would have had home court
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literally feel so alone like I'm doing this all on my own
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These rappers here need stylist but I guess they got it under control
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DON'T EVEN DARE TO TELL ME THAT LARRY DOESN'T EXIST I DARE YOU
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I enjoy the warm weather It's the only source of warmth I can get
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nothing like a rich guy pretending to be poor for a vacation
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Apparently I joined Twitter two years ago today w
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sometimes it really gets sad and i wonder if im going to last
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I'd rather beat my meat than let you hoes finesse me for my money
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I want to marry my best friend I'm going to marry my best friend
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Be You even when everyone is telling you to be someone else
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