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there was a puppy
in my last period my
day was made i'm soft | twaiku |
Lil xan exposed is
my favorite video
on the internet | twaiku |
I've never been more
shocked and disappointed oh
well i'm fine it's fine | twaiku |
The person who lives
by his fears will never find
freedom in God's love | twaiku |
Getting coffee or
be late to work is always
a tough call for me | twaiku |
who the fuck allowed
this shit to happen and why
aren't they fired | twaiku |
It's definitely
okay to judge a book by
its cover sometimes | twaiku |
Also the look that
says The weather is your fault
human get it fixed | twaiku |
i am the mantel
and you are a painting come
rest your frame on me | twaiku |
It's better to stay
to yourself than to explain
why you feel alone | twaiku |
A coyote is
rarely impassioned unless
it is a green one | twaiku |
I'm so ready to
spend this weekend in Dallas
w my man | twaiku |
Date went well despite
my attempt at explaining
time cube at one point | twaiku |
The best feeling is
when you get ya baby back
an y'all can still vibe | twaiku |
People who don't text
with proper grammar make me
uncomfortable | twaiku |
i night terrors and
being too scared to go back
to sleep cause of them | twaiku |
Too Many Cooks was
the last good thing to happen
on the Internet | twaiku |
Do you realize
that the poll is giving you
a middle finger | twaiku |
still reeling over
that guy jacking off his dog
and posting a pic | twaiku |
Met w the
Iowa National Guard
border deployment | twaiku |
local Thank you so
very much for the like How's
your Monday going | twaiku |
People will get so
angry when you treat them like
they treat you seek help | twaiku |
Just listened to a
sermon by Pastor Michael
Todd That man can preach | twaiku |
Was colder than a
well diggers ass back on the
mountain this a m | twaiku |
america and
I are being good kids and
staying in tonight | twaiku |
Inda Hood Tonight
Thank God Sick Of Robles I'll
Go Home Tomorrow | twaiku |
If people don't like
you for who you are change the
people not yourself | twaiku |
Everyone still so
caught up in reaching should be
learning to retain | twaiku |
Gonna keep showing
this off and on until the
midterm election | twaiku |
I edited it
a bit but ya we'll see how
long this one lasts now | twaiku |
A friend is someone
who gives you total freedom
to be yourself So | twaiku |
Damn I mean Being
funny sometimes gotta count
for something though right | twaiku |
Great job boys Congrats
to Coach Biven on his first
win as a Lancer | twaiku |
Your journey may not
be the best but trust in God
while on the journey | twaiku |
Fighter dier why
I can't even fight for my
own relationship | twaiku |
Pick up a leaflet
next time you are in for a
flu jab and thank you | twaiku |
Lol someone thought I
was a Sergeant Thanks for the
promotion buddy | twaiku |
If I gotta beat
ya then i don't need ya let
the next man do it | twaiku |
this guy really just
embarrassed his friend as well
as himself tragic | twaiku |
Everything me and
Oscar worked so hard for us
coming together | twaiku |
She hasn't spoken
to most of her children in
a while Pip looks swell | twaiku |
Finally She felt
pressure and now she can breathe
Congrats to him though | twaiku |
Living is hell I
wish I could just have a break
for once in my life | twaiku |
Marianne warmly
for to proclaim its being
of dinner before | twaiku |
I cleaned seasoned and
cooked the pumpkin seeds we took
out of the pumpkin | twaiku |
Really don't like the
look of melted butter makes
me feel the big sick | twaiku |
Johnny thinks it's all
fun and games til I quit the
band over veno | twaiku |
Miranda that's what
every guy wants to gear
from his lady x | twaiku |
It's always the gigs
that pay you the most that have
you doing the least | twaiku |
We are about to
go try Raising Canes for the
first time finally | twaiku |
I have to adjust
some things in my life Don't want
this for my future | twaiku |
When I remember
that I'm going to meet Dame
Sue Black tomorrow | twaiku |
Always follow your
intuition Some things are
to good to be true | twaiku |
If you have money
for drugs den u have money
to eat choose wisely | twaiku |
I've seen the sunset
with you now I just wish I
could see it rise too | twaiku |
Does the idea
of lobsters boiling alive
NOT bug anyone | twaiku |
she actually
completed the mutual
y'all that was success | twaiku |
I'm so excited
not only for this event
but to lead this class | twaiku |
Almost time to go
home shower and slide into
that warm bed of mine | twaiku |
And now I'm cranky
and so am going to eat
crap food and feel worse | twaiku |
Thank goodness for the
rain to end over a week
of bloody fireworks | twaiku |
Lakers stacking up
Ls like they used to do
banners Not The Wave | twaiku |
So the cubs really
going after machado
in a couple weeks | twaiku |
im so tired i
wanna take a nap before
i gotta leave but | twaiku |
He stated a FACT
What was racist about his
factual comment | twaiku |
well Bay Area
it's been real time to head back
to North Florida | twaiku |
No assurances
needed the evidence is
there for all to see | twaiku |
I'm washing me and
my juul bitch I'm washing
me and my juul | twaiku |
Bitch maybe this was
one for your diary and
not public statement | twaiku |
This weather making
me feel like my exams are
already over | twaiku |
I never should've
told you I never should've
let you see inside | twaiku |
Doctor is mad I'm
not gaining a lot of weight
but I feel SO big | twaiku |
It's football he is
sorry made a mistake just
like any human | twaiku |
She jus followed me
so guess I got some more things
I need to learn Lol | twaiku |
Ain't nobody got
me how I got me and that's
just a proven fact | twaiku |
i kinda feel like
the other seasons were way
better is that bad | twaiku |
Still the ending felt
rushed And WAY too short But that's
all we'll get I guess | twaiku |
Football team about
to start hosting parties in
tally They champs now | twaiku |
I'll hopefully be
on cam everyday until
the end of the year | twaiku |
I'm living my best
life right now however there's
that something missing | twaiku |
Watch a report come
out that Cam actually
had a concussion | twaiku |
fire scooter braun
and his whole team while you still
can and save your brand | twaiku |
Smile because I love
your smile I will always make
you happy ok | twaiku |
Do they really think
everyone is stupid to
believe this twaddle | twaiku |
I just gotta say
I have the absolute best
babies In the world | twaiku |
Going to compete
for high jump today and I
feel good about it | twaiku |
United Nations
Have you been looking for loan
HELP ME DISTRIBUTE | twaiku |
Shannon's deflection
from another good Gary
crash ball goes over | twaiku |
Izzy can I touch
your muffins Leo to me
just now on my hair | twaiku |
If the Pelicans
would have been healthy tho they
would have had home court | twaiku |
literally feel
so alone like I'm doing
this all on my own | twaiku |
These rappers here need
stylist but I guess they got
it under control | twaiku |
DON'T EVEN DARE TO
TELL ME THAT LARRY DOESN'T
EXIST I DARE YOU | twaiku |
I enjoy the warm
weather It's the only source
of warmth I can get | twaiku |
nothing like a rich
guy pretending to be poor
for a vacation | twaiku |
Apparently I
joined Twitter two years ago
today w | twaiku |
sometimes it really
gets sad and i wonder if
im going to last | twaiku |
I'd rather beat my
meat than let you hoes finesse
me for my money | twaiku |
I want to marry
my best friend I'm going to
marry my best friend | twaiku |
Be You even when
everyone is telling you
to be someone else | twaiku |
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