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F
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He's got quints, so more like 20.
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this was recorded in 2005, he’s been doing it nonstop ever since
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Look at Mr. Moneypants here, with his DAD. I’m not crying.
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It's when you get the best ideas!
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The rest of my kids lol
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seconded on the helmet lol
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What is this MOMMIT?
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I am absolutely 100% certain you are not from the Netherlands. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
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That takes 22% of the fun away.
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When I saw it was missing, I literally scrolled up to make sure I wasn't on r/stepdadreflexes before I saw the landing.
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Level 10 with Quintuplets
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The step 2 company is the brand
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Not pussy just a rational adult
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She's a keeper!
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My wife just gasped when you and your kid were airborne. Then she looked at me and said "I know you, I know you are going to do all these crazy things". XD
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Looks fun. This is the sort of thing I'm looking forward to in the near future (mine is a tad over 2). But a bit of advice for your future videos. Full speed video first, then add in the slow motion of the action after.
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Happy cake day!
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Happy cake day!
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Are you the one that filmed it or are you just saying it???
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Exactly, who the fuck cares.
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F
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Every sport I touched throughout the 80s/90s advanced light-years once the next batch of kids were forced to wear helmets. Maybe mom was right all along?
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I am from the Netherlands, and I love extreme sports with which I wear helmets, and I was actually thinking the same...
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The secret ingredient, is danger.
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But concussions take 99% of the fun away.
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Badbot.
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I hope he knew that before having a kid!
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And you are an enabler!
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No she actually filmed it
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Badbot.
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We had Quintuplets. Thank God shes a keeper lol
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Nice
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Badbot.
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Ahhh, got it. So if you break this one, you have plenty of spare parts.
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How the hell do you have enough energy to run around like that!??!
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And I'm sitting here wondering how we're getting by with 2 under 2... Love the accounts!
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Quintuplets, you say? Can we have a picture of your lovely family?! And..... do you have to make the ramp jump a total of 5 times each time even one of the little ones wants to play? good dad for his 5 little ones!
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My good man your legs must be exhausted
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Qui....quintuplets!?!?! How does that even work!?!?
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mother of god, that must be a lot of work. and happy cake day
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How did you survive the first month or two??!
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Pardon my asking but how does a person have quintuplets? Does it run your family? I know you're not supposed to ask people if they did IVF but the idea of quintuplets just randomly happening to somebody is a little bit scary to me and I just want reassurance that there's something slightly unusual about this situation. I'm just about ready to have kids right now and I just need to know that I'm not going to go in for one and end up with five trying to pop out of there?
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Bad bot.
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Hold up
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I'm a beast
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I'm on Facebook "Driskell Quints" and Instagram @driskell_quints_dad
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I stay wore out between work, kids, wife and music on the side
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Well, first a man loves a women...
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We did IUI. Its 1 in 80 million that it will happen. I think you're good
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Lmao it is extremely rare don't worry
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Happy cake day!
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God bless you sir
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And a great Dad!
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Oh, thank you for the info. Your babies are beyond adorable! So, the little guy we saw in your post is big brother then. They’re all marvelous and I wish you all so much happiness. : )
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You and your wife are the bestest parents. Loved that insta journey I just took.
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What’s it like having 4 at once. I can imagine it was incredibly overwhelming.
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Then the woman begins to trust the man...
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Bless you, and bless your awesome big ass family! This video is so fun.
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He had 5 at once haha.
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Then bing-bada-boom, quintuplets!
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Congratulations!!!!! Hopefully you have a kid that loves ~~shelling~~ sleeping through the night, and even if you don't, you'll love him/her just as much!
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Protip from a fellow dadditor: Mom-brain is real! It is your job to take as many pictures of Mommy/baby as you can for the next few years. Mom's brain is going to rewire itself so that the only thing that matters is keeping that little ball of love alive. In ten years there will be a lot things she won't remember and it is only fair that you are able to fill in the gaps for her so she can enjoy these awesome moments too. My wife doesn't remember a lot of moments that I do, but I was able to show her pics/tell her the stories from when she was in the fog(taking notes isn't "cheating"). Trust me, the way her face will light up will be worth it. As far as the trolls out there... your wife looks amazing, especially after CREATING A FUCKING PERSON. Welcome to the big show! I hope this made sense, I just woke up and the thoughts in my brain might not have translated well to words. P.S. edit: Do your little one a favor and open a savings account for them asap. Even if you put 5 bucks a week in it. Any little bit adds up and college is expensive.
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Yeah this is exactly how I felt when I caught a dragonite. Seriously though, congratulations man!
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I have the same thumbs as you, congratulations
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What a beautiful mama -- you can truly see her love for baby. :)
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While I appreciate the sentiment, that's just not true. Kids get cute, they get fun, you get to see them become little people. Many great photos await, each better than the last.
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Print it, frame it, and put it on a wall in your house. The little one will grow fast. Having a physical print will be a great memory of that moment. We have a pic like that up in our house and my wife adores it.
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So beautiful. Many congratulations! My son who is one month old was given the exact same cap haha. I tried to take a picture of skin to skin of wife and baby but in the heat of the moment it didn't turn as good as this one.
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I remember this moment for us so well. Watching my wife give birth was one of the most incredible experiences. I have so much respect for her and how hard it looked. She's just so impressive. I get that same sense of accomplishment and awe looking at this pic. Nothing compares to the joy of a new mother holding her child the first time. Congratulations fellow dad.
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Congrats to both of you! Tell mom she looks lovely for having just been through that!
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Congratulations :)
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Man, you captured such a pure moment. This photo is an absolute treasure. I'm so happy for you, and your family.
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Congratulations!! I hope the 3 of you have a very happy life together.
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All for the low price of $450K over the next 18 years! Don't forget the college expansion for an additional $50K+
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thats pure love. congrats, it's gonna be a fun ride - and welcome to club dad!
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Question. Why do they put those beanies on newborns? Congrats to you and your partner on the little one.
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Mine just turned 3 and I realized early nothing means more that those two in that pic. Start telling work NO. Make your family priority. My job means nothing to me but a pay check.
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What a truly beautiful, vulnerable, human moment. We are undone. We can hold our future in our hands and look him in the eye. Her creation, her extension. We will never be the same again.
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Dude, I think that midget is getting to second base with your wife...
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Nope! Youre going to take a ton more phitos that beat this one hands down. Just wait for him/her to grow!
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This is the best depiction of "Love" that I have ever seen.
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Congrats man. It's an amazing feeling.
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Congratulations!
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Wonderful picture. Congratulations!
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My partner just gave birth six months back beatiful baby baby and strong mother..keep up the good work dudes
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Love this, thanks for sharing. I have a seventeen month old, for us, she started sleeping through around a year. Some medical issues earlier, hypoglycemic, had to check her blood sugar every two hours until she was about four months, then it was upped from there. No longer have to do it now.
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Congratulations!!!!!
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Congrats! Also that famous beanie they put on the babies. It's always the same one no matter where you go
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That's awesome. you caught everything in that photo. everytime you look at it, it will bring you back to that moment. It makes me remember the birth of my kids. I agree, you're gonna have to really work to top that one...nice !
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Best feeling ever!! Was in your same position 2 weeks ago!! Congratulations!
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Congrats OP! Health to your new one and to your beautiful baby mama.
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Beautiful moment! Congratulations!!
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Ahh, the hat. We all know that hat so well! Congratulations dad.
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Blessings!!