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Congratu-fucking-lations!!! Well done sir. Every one you take from now on will be the best.
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3,002
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daddit
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Congrats, brother.
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3,003
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daddit
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You're going to take a lot more pictures, and each one will be better than the last, so just keep taking them. Congratulations!
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3,004
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daddit
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As a pregnant lady this makes me so happy! I am so hopeful this third and final is like my first and not my second. My first child was amazing. She slept great, ate well, rarely cried. Then number two came along. He was a miserable shit. Never slept, always had to be worn, wouldn't let anyone hold him but me. I swear I did the same things with both. They were both swaddled, breast fed, he even used her old crib and swing. Anyway, good luck! They seem to have their own personalities from the start.
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3,005
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daddit
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That moment right there, is one of the realist moments of your life. You'll never forget it. Congrats
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3,006
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daddit
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Awwww I love this picture so much
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3,007
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daddit
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http://m.imgur.com/gallery/snLplqq
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3,008
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daddit
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Good job you two.
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3,009
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daddit
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Awesome picture! Enjoy this amazing time.
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3,010
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daddit
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Best picture you'll ever take ... So far
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3,011
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daddit
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Lmao reminds me of arthur fist meme
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3,012
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daddit
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Gross. You had such an opportunity to have a real meaningful life and now it's ruined. I'm so sorry for you.
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3,013
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daddit
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Only child eh? ;)
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3,014
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daddit
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Beaumont hat!
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3,015
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daddit
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your thumb is weird
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3,016
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daddit
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Congrats!
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3,017
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daddit
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Congrats! I take it everyone is happy and healthy? Name? Weight?
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3,018
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daddit
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Amazing capture
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3,019
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daddit
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Good luck!
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3,020
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daddit
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I was wondering why this picture looked familiar to me. Congrats again, bro.
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3,021
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daddit
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Congrats, buddy!
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3,022
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daddit
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Congrats, dad
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3,023
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daddit
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Congrats!!
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3,024
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daddit
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Proud of you man. Hope youre ready for the next stage of life :)
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3,025
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daddit
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https://imgur.com/77DtCxg little over a year and half ago now, but catching these moments are the best to capture.
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3,026
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daddit
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Babyyyyy!!! I remember seeing my sister when she was this small for the first time. Something I'll never forget. Congratulations
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3,027
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daddit
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What if you have another one? What will become of this picture?
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3,028
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daddit
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Congratulations! Enjoy this, these are the best times. Every parent will tell you that, and they're right.
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3,029
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daddit
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A warriors heart. Congrats.
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3,030
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daddit
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To paraphrase Homer Simpson: "This is the best picture you've ever taken *so far*"
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3,031
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daddit
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It is beautiful. Congratulations x
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3,032
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daddit
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Keep trying. You can do better. Lots of tutorials on YouTube
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daddit
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3,034
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daddit
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What a beautiful moment. Congratulations. =)
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3,035
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daddit
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You made a tiny person!
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3,036
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daddit
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Thats a nice hat!
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3,037
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daddit
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Thought the same thing too until month one then month two and so on. We stopped doing the photos at 12 months but he is still a handsome devil in every photo we take. Grats!
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3,038
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daddit
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Gonna be real awkward for your second child when they see this post.
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3,039
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daddit
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Careful of the depression, a photo doesn't = bond.
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3,040
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daddit
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Maybe for now but wait til you get a pic of his first steps. Its heart melting. Congratulations they are both beautiful beings.
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3,041
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daddit
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You'll get over it.
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3,042
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daddit
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Odd thumbs.
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3,043
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daddit
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You'll say that every day for th next 18 years
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3,044
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daddit
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Run!
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3,045
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daddit
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[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.1876 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/43329)
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3,046
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daddit
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Nah, you should have used a different f-stop and some filtering around the edge of the frame.
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3,047
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daddit
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Your best picture and she's blinking? Jk. Congrats mate. Hope it's going well
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3,048
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daddit
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Yup. You are correct...
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3,049
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daddit
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3,050
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daddit
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Then you are a shitty photographer.
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3,051
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daddit
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-1
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3,052
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daddit
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Yeah, highly doubtful
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3,053
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daddit
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Great another jew
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3,054
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daddit
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Lmao. Tbh she ugly af.
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3,055
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daddit
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I don't see a car or motorcycle anywhere you liar.
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3,056
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daddit
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[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.0212 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/67340)
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3,057
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daddit
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Well, guess you don't have to take any pictures no more.
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3,058
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daddit
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Ugh, mobile keyboard
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3,059
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daddit
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The best picture you'll ever take? So your life will be downhill from now on? That's a pretty pessimistic view of parenthood.
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daddit
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3,061
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daddit
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Congratulations I hope i will be able to take that kind of picture when my lil daughter arrives! These mother-daughter pictures are so damn powerful!
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3,062
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daddit
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He's four weeks old now, the last few nights have been...trying, to say the least, but we love him anyway!
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3,063
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daddit
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> shelling through the night What is this, the Blitz?
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3,064
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daddit
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My kid only loves shelling through the night when they're feeling crabby...
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3,065
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daddit
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Um, what newborn sleeps through the night?? You should be feeding the little bastard every 3-4 hours
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3,066
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daddit
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>shelling through the night How cute, a baby redleg! :)
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3,067
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daddit
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Good points, I've been taking a lot of pictures. Her head has been allllll over the place in these last few weeks, its been an adventure. She's been doing great though, we've made a good team so far! And thanks man. I didn't expect her to look so photogenic after all that work, its a beautiful thing! I'm planning on starting that up once our finances get evened out. Going from two incomes to one is a bit tricky. I also plan on opening up a few small lines of credit in his name, so he has something built up by the time he needs to use it. Thanks for the fatherly advice!
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3,068
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daddit
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Megan Fox thumbs
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3,069
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daddit
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I'll let her know, mine are quite normal!
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3,070
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daddit
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Yeah, talk about a perfect moment. This was the very first time she held him after giving birth!
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3,071
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daddit
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Yup. I've taken thousands of photos of my daughter. My favorite is always one of the most recent ones. Here's to many more favorites. They're all amazing.
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daddit
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This comment makes me so excited for the future!
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3,073
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daddit
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Yeah, that's one thing I want to do for sure. We're all so use to just digital copies of pictures, we need more printed ones!
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3,074
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daddit
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Yeah, I got lucky with this one. Thanks!
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3,075
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daddit
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Yeah, she came out alright after pushing 8.5 pounds out!
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3,076
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daddit
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That's the only DLC I'm alright with paying for.
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3,077
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daddit
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Most of your body heat escapes via your head. Since newborns are so small and delicate, they do it to keep them warm. Their heads are also quite oblong and misshapen when born, so the beanie makes them look a bit more normal.
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daddit
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Op has got it right but babies also can't regulate their own body temperature at this stage so the beanies, blanket and other cute warm outfits, help with that. Congratulations Op, spend as much time with your wee one as you and your wife can but don't forget to take time for yourself too.
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daddit
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I'll keep that in mind. I've spent a lot of time caring about my career for the last six years, and I still have 14 left to go. Maybe I'll re-balance my priorities.
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daddit
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I know! He's been getting way more action than I have lately...
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daddit
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Thank you so much! I didn't expect this to get so big, but I'm glad my favorite picture is making people smile. It sure makes me smile every time I see it!
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3,082
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daddit
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I've seen the blanket they used in the hospital EVERYWHERE, guess I never realized it.
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3,083
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daddit
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Yeah, I think we've been pretty lucky overall. A few bad nights here and there, but so far he's been great. I hope number three goes smoothly, congrats, mama!
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daddit
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daddit
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Ye olde Instajawn?
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3,086
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daddit
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I don't think it's possible to be ready, but it's almost been a month and all three of us are still happy and alive!
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3,087
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daddit
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It will be purged from my mind for all eternity.
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3,088
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daddit
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Lol at your stupid stupid
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3,089
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daddit
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If Reddit is still a thing by then, well...
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3,090
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daddit
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It's been alright. We both have our moments, but he's been great overall.
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3,091
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daddit
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For real. And most everyone is capable of reproducing. I don't understand why everyone thinks they're a fucking special snowflake when they have a kid. Yeah, no shit. Now your life is over for 18 years.
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daddit
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Oh, uh...
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3,093
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daddit
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Go play League of Legends or something.
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3,094
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daddit
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find something on /r/all and decide to "troll"? would u ever say it to this guy's face irl? would u look at this guy and tell him "ur wife is ugly, ur ugly, ur kid is ugly and i hope it dies of sids"? u got problems u twerp ass motherfucker. the fuck outta here with that bullshit
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3,095
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daddit
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You have serious issues
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3,096
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daddit
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Nice autism, bro.
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3,097
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daddit
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Holy fucking shit
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3,098
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daddit
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My wife and i lucked out with having a kid that loves sleeping all night (I think bottle feeding may have had a role in that, can't know for sure). Keep trying new things until you find something that works too get him to sleep for longer periods!
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daddit
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Good luck! We just started year 3 and he still hates sleeping alone. Number of nights he has slept through the night alone: < 10 Oh well, I guess either his mom or I will get to go to college with him and sleep in the dorm. Totally won't be awkward!
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daddit
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Oh my god, she looks exactly like my coworker who just had her baby a couple weeks ago. Crazy!
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