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6,101 | daddit | Keeping it up! |
6,102 | daddit | Damn skippy! |
6,103 | daddit | And to you! |
6,104 | daddit | Thanks my dude! |
6,105 | daddit | It ain’t easy bein daddio! |
6,106 | daddit | Damn that was a roller coaster. Good on you! |
6,107 | daddit | Thank you sir |
6,108 | daddit | Mines in the dry cleaners |
6,109 | daddit | Duck? Duct. |
6,110 | daddit | Sniffs damn onion cutting ninjas |
6,111 | daddit | Jesus christ man. Now I'm crying in my work parking lot. You're a real man and a real father. I know this because at no point was this story about you :) |
6,112 | daddit | I loved this post, but how dare you sir. My old Nissan never breaks down! |
6,113 | daddit | Now I'm sobbing like a biatch! Great dadding dude. |
6,114 | daddit | I'm Mary Poppins y'all! |
6,115 | daddit | I love this guy. |
6,116 | daddit | Haha! I guess some if us moms like to troll r/daddit for posts just like these. |
6,117 | daddit | Btw, the word is "psyched" -- having to do with psychology. Honestly not trying to be a grammar dick, just trying to help if you didn't know. |
6,118 | daddit | Hold the dressing! |
6,119 | daddit | Must be UK model. All those cars have the 1.0-1.3l engines and those cars are garbage. We have the Versa in the states that has those engines and they are slow and notoriously bad. The 2.4l 4 cylinder engines they put in the Stanza, Altima, and the small Pickup trucks were so much better. I owned 2 of them and my father owned 3 as well. They all had 500k miles and ran great when he eventually sold his. |
6,120 | daddit | Trust me dude, even if you haven't always been, this makes you a good man. Now don't fuck it up. |
6,121 | daddit | Hah you’re in the right place. |
6,122 | daddit | I hear you there. It is a hard line to walk, I want him to be able to figure all this out himself, I know the bio Dad in the future will likely try justify his shortcomings by blaming us somehow (dude is a narcissist.) and I don't want that to have any credibility so I try just give him enough rope to hang himself. I really hope the Day comes where he figures it out like your daughter did. Sorry if this is a massive over share I just never really spoke to anyone in a similar situation. |
6,123 | daddit | Talk to text. |
6,124 | daddit | Doesn't start either. |
6,125 | daddit | Agreed |
6,126 | daddit | I'm not a mom nor will I be one soon, but I know I will be one day and r/daddit is such a wholesome place with such a wealth of knowledge I may have been lurking here for over a year oops |
6,127 | daddit | \*trawl |
6,128 | daddit | I'm in no way a parent, but honestly this subreddit just heals me. My dad was abusive and I'm 90% sure he hates me and wants me dead. I honestly have no idea what a father's love towards a daughter even looks like. I have no concept of it. Any affection my dad showed me was always twisted and self motivated. With every post on here I get a better and better picture of how things are *supposed* to be. And, admittedly, I like to live vicariously through some of the posts. :) I missed my chance on having a dad who loves me, so I like to pretend sometimes that I'm the child in these posts who has a *real* dad. Someone who takes an interest in me, someone who cares if I'm injured or scared, someone who supports my dreams, someone who wishes for my happiness, or that someone like OP comes along and fills the hole where a "daddy" is supposed to be. This turned it longer than I intended, but all you dads rock, and you make more of impact than you know just by loving your children. :) God Bless |
6,129 | daddit | As a mum, I can confirm this |
6,130 | daddit | This is your place as much as ours. *hugs* and congratulations :) |
6,131 | daddit | I'm not a Dad and have no ambition to be to be one soon. But this subreddit is so wholesome. |
6,132 | daddit | And please don't toss it! |
6,133 | daddit | I’m not good with cars or car language. All I know is I go vroom car go |
6,134 | daddit | Roger roger! |
6,135 | daddit | No overshare here bro just two dads talkin. Unfortunately the only way they ever figure it out is through bad experience which I never wish on any kid. It’ll come so long as you never go out of your way to point out other dads flaws, they’ll point themselves out eventually. Thing about being stepdad is being a safety net. |
6,136 | daddit | Can’t break down if you never start |
6,137 | daddit | Touché |
6,138 | daddit | Saaaaaaame. |
6,139 | daddit | troll, too, though |
6,140 | daddit | That is true, I think those bad experiences are coming soon unfortunately. He is starting to realize that he does not really know anything about his Dad but he still has this illusion that he is a “good dad” probably because for the first 4 years of his life he had no dad and really no reference point for what a good dad is. He is at the age that he is going to start to make those connections, he very much sees me as his main father figure and has that safety, but like your daughter when he figures out for himself that his bio dad does not meet any of the criteria it’s going to be rough. |
6,141 | daddit | Modern problems require modern solutions... |
6,142 | daddit | It’ll be tough no doubt but it’ll be worth it. There’s gonna be the whole “you’re not my dad” but I know that at the end of the day I’m gonna be able to look back at all she’s accomplished in years to come and tell myself I had a hand in all that. To quote Percy Shelley “look upon my works ye mighty and despair” |
6,143 | daddit | Haha yeah, those days are coming unfortunately I am sure. 100% worth it though. Do you mind if I ask at what age you entered your step daughters life? My kid was 4 and next year we will hit that mark where I have been there longer than I have not. I don't know that he even really remembers much before me now. I really hope that when it all hits the fan that will count for something to him, considering he has zero recollection of a time when his Dad was regularly involved. |
6,144 | daddit | No problem. She was 5 so not that much older! |
6,145 | daddit | Welcome, May your jokes be aplenty and your grey hairs minimal |
6,146 | daddit | One of us. One of us. |
6,147 | daddit | Welcome! Make sure to grab a copy of the user manual. |
6,148 | daddit | Welcome! You'll be getting some good use out of those headphones in the coming months... But be sure to let your spouse borrow 'em from time to time! ;) |
6,149 | daddit | Congrats you two |
6,150 | daddit | Congrats to you both! |
6,151 | daddit | Welcome! I see you're testing the noise canceling headphones right away. |
6,152 | daddit | Headphones are a nice move, keep them on, they'll drown out "Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad" WHAT? "I don't know" |
6,153 | daddit | Welcome! The dad jokes eventually just come naturally, so don't stress out too much about it. |
6,154 | daddit | Awww congratulations to you both. Look at that smile on her, that's one happy mama! |
6,155 | daddit | May your new dad strength serve you well. |
6,156 | daddit | Congrats! |
6,157 | daddit | andre? |
6,158 | daddit | Good luck Sox fan |
6,159 | daddit | Happy to have you as a part of the club, brother! |
6,160 | daddit | You will unlock super powers you never knew or even imagined. Good luck buddy. This is the most rewarding thing you will ever be a part of. |
6,161 | daddit | Congratulations! Welcome brother |
6,162 | daddit | YEAH LETS GO |
6,163 | daddit | Welcome dad!!! Hope your baby grows up to be a Cleveland fan ;) |
6,164 | daddit | Yeah brother, welcome! It's hard and gets harder but it's so fuckin worth it ;) |
6,165 | daddit | Enjoy the ride my guy, congrats! |
6,166 | daddit | Congrats Dad! You are now promoted to u/Colonel_Access2321 |
6,167 | daddit | Congrats, dad! +1 for the White Sox shirt, also. |
6,168 | daddit | Congrats my man! You are in for a stressful but extremely rewarding time ahead. I pray blessings for you and yours |
6,169 | daddit | Go Sox, Jerry sell the team to spare this perfect be addition to the world. |
6,170 | daddit | Congratulations! |
6,171 | daddit | Welcome ! You are officially a potential grandpa |
6,172 | daddit | Go Sox! Congrats dude |
6,173 | daddit | Any women smiling during that is a keeper. Congrats on the budding family pops, welcome. |
6,174 | daddit | Broooo! Congrats and welcome to the club! |
6,175 | daddit | I’ll be sending your laminated card out as soon as I can. |
6,176 | daddit | Congratulations to you both! Welcome to the Dad club. |
6,177 | daddit | Congratulations! Welcome! |
6,178 | daddit | Congratulations! Hope you two have a happy and healthy baby! |
6,179 | daddit | I see I'm not the only one who forgets to smile in selfies ;) |
6,180 | daddit | Welcome to the team we're glad to have you! |
6,181 | daddit | Welcome!! Fair warning, you might start sneezing much more loud. |
6,182 | daddit | Good to have you here! They grow fast, like a short squeeze if ya gnome sayin. So enjoy it while it lasts! |
6,183 | daddit | Welcome, the best job you will ever have, and the only one that matters. Congratulations to both of you |
6,184 | daddit | Wish I had those headphones when my girl was a baby, would've made my life a ~~little~~ LOT easier. Congratulations to you both! |
6,185 | daddit | Congrats my dude! Welcome to the journey of a lifetime |
6,186 | daddit | Let's go!! |
6,187 | daddit | Welcome man! In a few months, everything will start to make you cry. |
6,188 | daddit | Welcome to it! |
6,189 | daddit | Where da baby at ? Lol |
6,190 | daddit | South Side! Congrats. I once took a BP HR off the dome at Sox Park. It was because I had my son in a baby Bjorn and heard someone yell heads up so I ducked over him. The ball landed in my buddies beer cup and Gio Gonzalez walked up yelling at me for bringing my kid the game... The ball is in my son's room 13 years later.... May you have many awesome stories in the years to come! |
6,191 | daddit | Is that a Sox shirt you’re wearing, sir? Welcome to the club. We’re happy to have you. |
6,192 | daddit | Welcome dad!!!! I have to know, I see the Sox jersey but which team is your hat? |
6,193 | daddit | Congrats, embrace the chaos, love the chaos!!! |
6,194 | daddit | Congrats my man. Hope those are noise cancelling headphones! |
6,195 | daddit | Where are the tall socks and the shorts? The new balance shows? How can we be sure? Welcome to the club! |
6,196 | daddit | . |
6,197 | daddit | Damn that's a big baby!! How's the mum? |
6,198 | daddit | Sir you seem to have misplaced your baby. If you could just find it again, that'd be great. No, it won't be the last time. Welcome to the club! You can cry, but you can never leave. |
6,199 | daddit | Hi Me, we are Dad. |
6,200 | daddit | Dude, no way are you old enough to be her dad! |
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