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Welcome my dude. Sorry in advance about not getting any sleep for the next 10 years
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Welcome aboard, as someone wearing headphones right now to drown out the pre-sleep crying!
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You have a good looking family. I'm about 50 50 on saying you will need the headphones and ditch them. On the one hand there's a lot of downtime you can't sleep. On the other hand you will miss being present.
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Membership is easier than paying the annual dues, but so worth it, in my opinion
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Congrats to both!! And welcome!!
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Dang, looks like she had quite a few pokes there from iv/lab. But I suppose a little poke is how y’all ended up there Aaayoo! Congratulations!
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Congratulations!
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Welcome to the club
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Welcome brother. I became a Dad this past Saturday. Your baby will have a head full of hair lol
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Congratulations!!!
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Congratulations!
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Congratulations!!!
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Hi, Dad! Congrats!
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One of us
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Congrats! With great power comes great responsibility, keep those newly acquired Dad reflexes sharp!
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Congratulations and welcome to the tired...
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Welcome to the club
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Welcome! You'll do great
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Welcome aboard! Fanny packs and joke books can be found in the gift shop
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Congrats dude! Thought you were JR Smith for a quick sec lol
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Welcome! Sorry my O’s had to take the series this weekend. Just kidding, I’m glad they did. Welcome just the same, fellow dad!
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Buckle up, Daddio. Shits about to get nuts.
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Congrats, dad!
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Good luck you two!!
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Congrats! Also, I’ll let the Sox jersey slide this ONE TIME. Love, A Northsider | Go Cubs Go!
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Mama looks awesome! I hope she’s feeling no pain. One thing I try to tell new Papas-to-Be, if she experiences any back labor or discomfort, get in there and dig your palm/fist into the spot where she’s feeling it. It was the only thing that helped alleviate it. Even with an epidural I could feel the back labor on my left side. I can’t imagine how bad it would have been sans medicine. Even my unmedicated birth that followed my first wasn’t as intense. Good luck to you guys!
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Welcome to the happiest and most painful(emotional) days of your life
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Congratulations!
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awesome! we have some khaki cargoes, a smart phone holster, white new balances--looks like you already got the pre bent baseball cap ready. congrats!!!! :)
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You can put it on the board!
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Get in here, sport.
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Yaaa buddy! Welcome aboard!
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Welcome!
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My, your baby girl is so big already...
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Enjoy those headphones and your wife’s smile while you can. You won’t see those for a couple years at least.
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Congrats on the baby. I hope he or she gets poop on the jersey though.
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Mazel tov to you both!
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Congratulations and welcome!
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Welcome man congrats on being a new father!
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Congrats man! You’re in for some of the most frustrating and simultaneously enjoyable moments of your life
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Congratulations man!! Best advice I didn’t take was to fucking sleep whenever you can!
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Glad you're joining us, get some sleep when you have a chance
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Where’s the baby?
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Congratulations! You’ll love it! And if you don’t love it at some point, maybe wait like a month.
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You made it bro. Welcome to the save point of Dadness. The next one isn’t until year 12, so get all them mana points, potions, and make sure that health bar straight. Welcome my dad! God speed and good luck!
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What’s up dad! Congrats to you and mom! Hoping for health and happiness all around!
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Welcome to the best and worst decision you’ve ever made! Jk Jk. It’s (mostly) awesome!
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That looks like a grown lady, not sure that counts. But for real, congrats!
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Congrats to you and momma for the level up!
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Welcome bud!! You and your partner will be amazing parents
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Hell yea man. Much love to you and your family. It’s a great experience with highs and lows… just remember the little things because it goes by fast.
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Isn't the expressions in these photos usually reversed, with the father grinning and the mother yelling "you did this to me!"
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Welcome!!!
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Congratulations my friend! Enjoy holding kiddo for the first time. Great feeling!
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You’re definitely IN DAD CLUB now!
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Welcome! Congratulations on your little one.
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Sick Moomoo hat!
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It’ll be fine
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Welcome to the club brother, best of luck to you and yours!
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Congrats! Condolences for your sleep.
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Welcome!
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Did you take the oath before subbing?
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Let’s gooooooo!!!!!
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Congrats good luck
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Broooooooo!!! Welcome! (Buckle up, kitten. It’s a WILD ride )
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Welcome. It is a rewarding, exciting, frustrating and absolutely priceless experience. Your life will be completely different and you will love it!
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Welcome bredda!
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Enjoy! Don't even hold our infant son when wearing a jersey for fear that that's one of the times he's going to spit up on me. Though you're gonna want [one of these](https://www.mlbshop.com/chicago-white-sox/newborn-and-infant-chicago-white-sox-nike-white-official-jersey-romper/t-25770812+p-7052496494806+z-9-1194934585?_ref=p-GALP:m-GRID:i-r1c0:po-3) before long.
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May your sweet child grow up in a world we have changed for the better! Congrats, Dad! I hope the baby has your pretty eyes!
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Wtf lol she's looking WAY too happy right here welcome to the club. Best thing that’ll ever happen to y’all. Now unfollow ask the Reddit porn subs.
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Congratulations dad, welcome aboard
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Congrats sir... Tis a great club. Altho I don't think I've worn both sides of my headset ever since our lil bugger joined the outside world.
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Welcome & congrats! I hope everything goes really well and you guys get discharged & back home soon! I know we were so relieved when we finally got home after a few days in the hospital.
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Your wife/gf/fiancé's expression: "You know that feeling when you take a really big dump? Awesome." Congratulations you two! Sleep while you can and use the staff because they won't be there when you leave and don't ever be afraid to ask others for help to get a break from time to time when you feel like you're at your wit's end.
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One of us! One of us!
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Welcome to the club! Your secret book of dad jokes is waiting for you in the mail.
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Congrats bud! Life about to get super easy. Hard part is over.
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Congratulations! Good luck, get sleep, and have fun!
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Congratulations!
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Welcome!
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Pop!!
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Welcome!
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The crazy part of this is leaving with the baby and no one quizzes you or tests your skills! Rely on good examples around you and trust your instincts. Enjoy the time because it will go by fast!
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Congratulations man!
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Welcome to the team, dad!
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Head phones? I don’t get it. Is this funny because they are noise canceling headphones?
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Good for you André3000!
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Welcome! You should receive your cargo shorts and new balance shoes very soon. As you may be asked to secure things for road trips, please repeat after me “that’s not goin anywhere”
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Kiss those headphones good bye. Congrats.
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Time to get some white on white new balances! Congrats!
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Let’s do this, Dad!!!!!!!
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Hell yeah!!
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Congrats!
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Welcome! The endless coffee fountain is to your left, and the self-changing diaper genie is to your right. All seriousness though, it's one of the best moments of your life. Enjoy it, every second. Even the hard stuff.
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Welcome!
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Welcome aboard!
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You fucking did it man!!!!! Welcome.
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[ONE OF US ONE OF US](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU)
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Congratulations! Many rites of passage await on your way to super dad-dom. We await to hear the glories of your journey! Also…baby fingernails are sharp as hell. No one told me about that. Brace yourself