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7,309,601 | mommit | Right up there with Go The F@*k to Sleep. |
7,309,602 | mommit | If I ever win the BIG ASS bucks I would start a service that is like Welcome Wagon on steriods. I would get lists from hospitals and midwives and such about who has new babies and have cards for them. They call/text me their address and I show up with a certified post partum doula, a certified vetted nanny and a chef. ... |
7,309,603 | mommit | Is this a real book??? |
7,309,604 | mommit | I feel this so much.... The "real" version of this book was one of my favorites as a little kid. It made me want to help my mom out with all the chores because the mouse was messy. I wonder now if my helping was also a huge issue because my toddler has entered the "helping with everything" phase and will do things lik... |
7,309,605 | mommit | Oh my god I needed this today. It feels so good to laugh |
7,309,606 | mommit | Amen! |
7,309,607 | mommit | This is the best. We read the give a cat a cookie book and these animals are so infuriating. |
7,309,608 | mommit | Love it |
7,309,609 | mommit | Hell yes |
7,309,610 | mommit | This speaks to me |
7,309,611 | mommit | I would legit buy this book if it existed. I feel this so much |
7,309,612 | mommit | very true! |
7,309,613 | mommit | Hahaha |
7,309,614 | mommit | I snorted and laughed and woke up my baby. This is hilarious. |
7,309,615 | mommit | Man when I first read the book, I thought it was about how you can’t start something without needing to start a bunch of other things. My friends said it was about setting boundaries with other people or they’ll walk all over you. I’m now seeing very clearly that it’s just an afternoon a parent spent with their child. |
7,309,616 | mommit | Omg it’s like it was made just for me (see my username!) |
7,309,617 | mommit | Someone just shows up with cookies and offers to watch your kid and clean your house while you just hang out... what a dream |
7,309,618 | mommit | My son found this book last night while we were out and grandpa was babysitting. Grandpa didn't realize and started reading it ... We all had a good laugh about it after. |
7,309,619 | mommit | We read that to our daughter all the time but we make up fun replacement words. My husband and I giggle every time we read it. |
7,309,620 | mommit | Yes I’d like to sign up for this fantasy service. I’m due in a week. TIA! |
7,309,621 | mommit | I wish |
7,309,622 | mommit | I have four kids, from almost 11 to 9 months, and my two bigger kids got to witness the surreal nature of mom work one day. They’d helped me pick up all of the toddler and baby toys and put them all away. Everything was beautiful. No trip hazards. And along came toddler, who yanked out his box of trucks and literally u... |
7,309,623 | mommit | Hahahaha exactly |
7,309,624 | mommit | That sounds amazing. |
7,309,625 | mommit | Ahahahaha. |
7,309,626 | mommit | A smile is a smile, they're all real |
7,309,627 | mommit | I love when they practice faces in their sleep! |
7,309,628 | mommit | Wait until he laughs in his sleep! You wanna talk about precious |
7,309,629 | mommit | Naw mate, that’s a real smile. It may be involuntary but in a couple weeks it’ll be just as amazing when he’s looking right at you. |
7,309,630 | mommit | Aw I can feel the love in this picture! |
7,309,631 | mommit | Just the best. |
7,309,632 | mommit | This picture is the sweetest! Pure love |
7,309,633 | mommit | Real or not it’s still adorable as heck! |
7,309,634 | mommit | I can't stand when people have to ruin your happiness by pointing out it's gas. How about we just see a smiling baby and let me have my moment! That baby is in his momma's arms and happy as a clam!!! |
7,309,635 | mommit | I have a pic of my daughter when she was about two minutes old of her practicing a smile. |
7,309,636 | mommit | Sleepy smiles |
7,309,637 | mommit | Awwww he's a doll! |
7,309,638 | mommit | Congratulations! |
7,309,639 | mommit | I just want to smooch those cheeks! Nothing more joyful than a smiling baby. |
7,309,640 | mommit | So amazing!!!! |
7,309,641 | mommit | cleaning while DD is being baby sat. I miss her. She used to smile big at that age when she pooped or let a huge farr |
7,309,642 | mommit | Oh gosh, this makes me miss sleepy newborn smiles |
7,309,643 | mommit | Awww! Newborn dreaming smiles! So precious! |
7,309,644 | mommit | It’s a real smile. |
7,309,645 | mommit | So sweet. It is def a "real" smile. Real adorable!! Enjoy the little guy, I'm sure you know, it goes so fast!! The next stage will be cute, just different. Once they become teen-aged, eye rolling sarcasm machines, that's not cute. |
7,309,646 | mommit | That’s real to me!!! How precious |
7,309,647 | mommit | I love these! Im always scrambling to take a picture of my LO when he does this but I’m too late every time! |
7,309,648 | mommit | To echo the words of others: that's the most real and most precious smile! I pray you enjoy many more to come. (To confirm this, my LO just smiled in his sleep, too!) |
7,309,649 | mommit | That is 100% a smile. Just a little smile! He's just starting. Gotta practice! Also, now I want to hold a snuggly baby. |
7,309,650 | mommit | Actually it might be! My son at 10 days old made a similar face to that when I went around the house showing him objects that he liked. He would look at the object and make the face. Talked to the doctor and she said some studies have shown that they do attempt to smile, and not all of these smiles are by accident. ... |
7,309,651 | mommit | Congrats!!! Such a beautiful baby! You’re doing a great job! |
7,309,652 | mommit | Hello Beautiful. |
7,309,653 | mommit | It’s real and it’s beautiful |
7,309,654 | mommit | Aww he is adorable |
7,309,655 | mommit | Me too! I love when he does his brow furrow serious face in his sleep, too! |
7,309,656 | mommit | Ah, I can't wait to hear what his little giggle sounds like!!! |
7,309,657 | mommit | Yeah... Until he unleashes a maniacal laugh half an inch from your head when you both are sleeping. I jumped so hard I smacked my head on my son's. |
7,309,658 | mommit | That's how my son laughed for the first time. It made me cry lol |
7,309,659 | mommit | Awe, I can't wait! He grows and changes so much so fast! |
7,309,660 | mommit | He does have some pretty smoochable cheeks! |
7,309,661 | mommit | At this point, he's only made this face after eating and in his sleep, but I'm so looking forward to when I absolutely know he's smiling at something! Thanks for sharing! |
7,309,662 | mommit | You’re welcome and I’m sure he will be smiling soon! |
7,309,663 | mommit | I’m an atheist but I might attend that church. |
7,309,664 | mommit | Or my grandma’s favorite line: “Jesus, DELIVER ME!” This would be said while in an argument, probably about something stupid, with teenage me. And I would always laugh. (Note she raised me and was more a mom) |
7,309,665 | mommit | I approve of this message. (See username.) |
7,309,666 | mommit | Amen |
7,309,667 | mommit | I have this shirt! |
7,309,668 | mommit | I would attend that church |
7,309,669 | mommit | I’m with you! |
7,309,670 | mommit | My 32 weeker is 4 months actual. I love seeing this. Thanks for sharing your little fighter with us. <3 |
7,309,671 | mommit | I have a 32 weeker who is 18 months actual!! Keep fighting for that sweet soul, mama <33 |
7,309,672 | mommit | Wonderful. Out of curiosity, what was his weight at birth? |
7,309,673 | mommit | My 32w is now 3...still tiny but mighty. They are so resilient |
7,309,674 | mommit | Omg that's wonderful! So glad to see bebe is such a fighter |
7,309,675 | mommit | Such gorgeous eyes!! I hope he's doing well! My preemies had stork bites on their foreheads too, but they did disappear after two years. I kinda miss them.... |
7,309,676 | mommit | Rock on!!! Look at those eyes. Will of steal. |
7,309,677 | mommit | My 32 weeker is now 7 years old! She was born 4lbs 12oz and only 2 weeks in nicu. Nicu babies are so strong. Happy he’s doing well! |
7,309,678 | mommit | My 24 weeker (1lb, 9oz) is 2 now! Small but mighty He spent 6 months in the hospital, came home and got a binky stuck in the hard palate of his mouth (didn't even know that was possible), and then I accidentally broke his leg when he was one, and then he fell and cracked his head open when he was learning to walk. Bu... |
7,309,679 | mommit | Look at those eyes!! Beautiful boy. Wishing you continued joy |
7,309,680 | mommit | That’s a tough cookie right there |
7,309,681 | mommit | He is beautiful! |
7,309,682 | mommit | Preemies are so resilient and the most amazing warriors! My little guy was born at 31+5, 2lbs 12 oz-he’s nearly 2 1/2 now, and doing fantastic! I wish you all the best! |
7,309,683 | mommit | An extension of my family but nephew to me was 1.5 oz when he was born his lungs weren't developed and we weren't sure he was going to make it. He is now 25 and thriving. He didn't have any premie traditional concerns that I'm aware of. It's amazing how strong the NICU babies are. |
7,309,684 | mommit | Awwwww and such a cutie!! |
7,309,685 | mommit | He’s beautiful Momma! |
7,309,686 | mommit | Hi cutie! |
7,309,687 | mommit | My 33 weeker is almost 3 now, sending you all the best vibes for your cutie |
7,309,688 | mommit | It’s amazing to see your preemie grow from someone you thought so small and so frail but preemies are the strongest humans I know. My twins were born at 24 weeks, I know how hard that NICU journey is. Your LO has grown so beautifully! It only gets better |
7,309,689 | mommit | Look at those precious eyes and that darling face. So glad your baby is home with you now. |
7,309,690 | mommit | What a beautiful boy |
7,309,691 | mommit | Love this! My baby was 33+5, 5lbs 6oz and I have similar pics and she is now 14 months! It’s almost hard to believe they were hooked up to so many machines when you watch them crawling around and being normal little babies! |
7,309,692 | mommit | So awesome! What month is her bday?! My water broke at 32w5d but my son was born at 33w2d! Now 19 months old |
7,309,693 | mommit | 1675g which is about 3lbs 11oz |
7,309,694 | mommit | He was born in early December… when we were expecting very late January. |
7,309,695 | mommit | Just wow!! : ) |
7,309,696 | mommit | I still remember my youngest's first day of kindergarten..I was the only one in the house! Wanted to throw myself a party lol |
7,309,697 | mommit | It is wonderful. I made my toddler nap at the same time my baby for at least a year and I will always remember it with fondness and love. Good job, mama. |
7,309,698 | mommit | That's the dream. I have an almost 3.5yo and a 7 mo and I don't think this will ever happen for me. As one wakes up, the other falls asleep. |
7,309,699 | mommit | My toddlers are 3.5 and almost 2.5 years old (14 month apart). They are on the exact same sleep schedule for naps and bedtime and it’s so amazing!! I also just potty trained them together and it went so well with both being ready at the same time. 2 toddlers can get crazy, but it is SO MUCH FUN!! Their bond is incredib... |
7,309,700 | mommit | Okay that’s amazing. Congratulations and please buy a lotto ticket - the universe is clearly on your side right now |
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