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kolnidur
1,327,618,245,000
I can sit there and run my hands through a significant other's hair for hours, with not a single issue. However, if I see a clump of hair or even a single strand in the shower or on a bed or on a tile floor I instantly get grossed out, even if the hair belongs to someone as familiar as a family member. I've asked around and noticed that I'm not the only one who suffers from this - even my hair stylist notes that she is disgusted by hair as soon as it leaves a head.
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digividual
1,327,615,200,000
I have a Bionic phone from Verizon/Motorola . The unit itself is great, it runs apps fast etc. The data connectivity on my phones drops over 15 times a day, and it needs to be rebooted to fix this. (Sometimes switching to airplane mode and back works). Sometimes I haven't checked my phone for an hour or two just to discover it needs to be reset again to receive mail/updates. This is an intermittent issue, and Verizon claims the phone is not broken and its just an intermittent and happily still sells the Bionic at full price without notifying the customers. This does not happen to all users, but it does happen to a lot of customers. I have so far been in contact with over 200 users who are experiencing the same issue with the Bionic. While 200 is not a great number more and more users sign up every day. I think we have the foundations for a class action lawsuit against Verizon Wireless on this, but I am not a lawyer and I don't know how many people needs to be represented to make it worth while. I believe Verizon should tell new customers about this issue and they should offer to partially refund or replace the Bionic in the field that have these issues. I urge people who are or have experienced these issues on Verizon 4G to contact me. Short form: Verizon selling broken phones to new users without telling them. Verizon refuses to address the problem with existing users. I wish to help myself and others in this situation via a class action lawsuit against Verizon
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Theditor
1,327,609,718,000
An App, running in the background, that changes music depending on your location. One customizes track/location in a Google Maps type interface where they click and drag a square over a section of map, and whenever your phone's internal GPS was in that area, your phone would play that song, or perhaps even a playlist. Could an app like this be made as an add on to an existing gps app? The effect I'm initially aiming for is similar to video game music, like in RPG's where Music changes depending on where you are. Like in Zelda you could have home music, Outside music, shop music, school music, etc. Nothing serious, just something fun to add a little to goings about your day. But it could move on to other things too. One could download audio tours around Famous Cities or Landmarks. People could make Flash mobs that ran off a similar concept. Something simple that could have a lot of possibilities.
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BareJew
1,327,609,714,000
I had 4 dry sockets. Four. Mouth pain so severe I could not get out of bed. Out of bed.
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savvysab
1,327,609,582,000
Conspiracy
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SuperBearJew
1,327,609,101,000
Mine was the time in Foods class that Jewish me got partnered up with the two white-supremacists...
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openforum2011
1,327,608,413,000
Nickelback and Bieber don't count, they're aliens not Canadians.
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mitigateaccomp
1,327,605,690,000
The company I work for has decided to move forward with doing an overhaul to our facebook, twitter, blog, tumblr, etc. and I have no clue where to look, or even what to say I am looking for. What I needs to get done, in no particular order: * I need someone to redesign our blog and add in some specific functions (upvoting comments and such) * I need a new twitter background made that looks like our main site * I would like a tumblr background to match the twitter and maybe the blog * I need to have the iframes in our facebook fan page done correctly * I need some graphics for competitions we run on facebook * I would prefer the person to be local to me, South Florida area * They would also need to be handy for trouble shooting and such down the road I am a complete noob to all of this stuff and I don't know what I am looking for, do I need one person or are these different jobs? Should I try to find someone that does design for redesign stuff and then a developer to put it into effect? Where do I go to look for either of those people? I would love to offer the jobs to a local redditor too, so are there even any communities that cater to what I am looking for? Thanks for any help, you'd make my life a lot easier if you can point me in a direction or even help me with my verbiage.
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MrDNL
1,327,600,024,000
And remember: times any number you can find, it all comes back to nine.
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sunnysider
1,327,595,829,000
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/26/business/ieconomy-apples-ipad-and-the-human-costs-for-workers-in-china.html?hp We're learning more and more about the awful conditions under which Apple produces its products. I love my MacBook Air and iPod, but it's weighing on my conscience. Are they any technology makers who produce their products ethically?
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King_of_Ticks
1,327,593,966,000
Maybe easier because they can fix a lot of their own minor problems, but maybe harder because they cause more problems by messing around
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ericfromtx
1,327,591,251,000
I only ask so I don't go in looking like an ass trying to negotiate with set prices.
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CaptainPain
1,327,587,858,000
Like a character that does something once you push down on its head?
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needmoreknowledge
1,327,581,452,000
For those of you that dont know what [show and tell](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show_and_tell_%28education%29) is And for those of you that don't know what [MONSTERFACE](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRxPqckNse4) is
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BritishEnglishPolice
1,327,573,638,000
**Closed for applications**
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xdewx
1,327,560,368,000
Yup.
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GeorgePatton
1,327,558,287,000
I want to know.
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watersign
1,327,557,371,000
Overall size? Girth? Length? Shape..?
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CaptMayer
1,327,555,967,000
For me, I would have to say the Ancient Astronaut theory. I don't believe it, exactly, but the general idea of human development being influenced even by brief contact with extraterrestrials isn't far-fetched. Did they come down and build the pyramids? Probably not. But could early humans have been introduced to simple concepts like tool use or fire by aliens, like the Monolith from 2001? Sure, why not? The one other that always piques my curiosity is the JFK assassination. I wouldn't be surprised if we didn't actually know the full story behind what happened that day.
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ridl
1,327,555,704,000
Anyone help me out with this info about[ this company's](http://www.titanled.net) reputation? I'm trying to decide to if I should work for them on pure commission. I liked the webinar the CEO gave, and they present a compelling argument for what look like quality, competitive products but, after the regional manager called me to say they'd like to work with me, he dropped a a $250 "Sales Agreement Fee" (refundable if I make $10k in sales in the first 90 days). It's doesn't seem unreasonable (and if I can't make that many sales in 90 days I probably either I shouldn't be doing the job or something *is* wrong with these guys) but I'm not completely comfortable with it. The webz are pretty silent on them but I did find [this](http://www.scam.com/blog.php?u=193928) breathlessly scandalized rant on scam.com, which doesn't convince me one way or the other. What do you know, Reddit?
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ilumlia
1,327,554,770,000
I just came back from Avenue Q (a great show) the person playing Kate monster accidentally skipped a line, and (i assume just from doing it over and over) Princeton went with the correct line making for a very odd discussion. It continued for another two lines before they finally found themselves. I was dying of laughter. Edit: i was at a comedy club and the comedian forgot the punch line and he just like lost it from there, after another 10 seconds he apologized and stepped down. I felt awful for the guy, i hope he has since resumed being a comedian.
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atcaskstrength
1,327,553,795,000
I grew up with an intense passion for books. I always dreamed of working in publishing and being able to take part in getting good books out there. Now though, with the way technology has changed things (internet, e-books), it just doesn't seem like it's worth it to invest in something that will not last. I'm happy about all of the advances and I think that they are ultimately good for people, I'm just sad that my dream job is disappearing. Anyone else feel like they missed out on their dream job?
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drunkendonuts
1,327,551,106,000
I think reddit loves rape jokes. [Link](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/owxvp/what_would_you_do_to_make_reddit_a_better_place/) to proof reddit condones rape.
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politicaldan
1,327,550,250,000
I'm American, he's Aussie. We live in China. What can I do to help him celebrate this day?
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PhilGarber
1,327,548,982,000
Hey Reddit, My family's had this painting for generations. Somewhere along the line, some bright soul in my family washed off the signature. We got this thing appraised (a local guy.. Knew what he was talking about I'm sure, but no Parisian master) and the guy said that it's probably a (I'm NOT sure about these names.. I'll ask my dad in the morning) Sustermans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justus_Sustermans) or a Jan van Eyck (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_van_Eyck). Once again, DO NOT quote me on those names - I don't remember if either of those are correct. Sans signature, he claims this piece is worth 2-3k USD. The appraiser said it was "of a gentleman". Over the years, I've began to wonder if that "gentleman" is Galileo Galilei. I have NO background in paintings, though I am an artistic person (I'm probably going to leave university with a Masters in photography). So, this isn't based off of any former education I've had. But can you see the similarities? here's **my family's painting**http://www.flickr.com/photos/philgarberjr/6763683971/in/photostream, and here are a few portraits of Galileo..http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=portrait+of+gaileo+&view=detail&id=CA92294AEDC3F41EF97958C7A4FF020ED8553706&first=0&FORM=IDFRIR (Sustermans)..This one's even in the in the same style frame - http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=portrait+of+young+gaileo+&view=detail&id=14D3D34A9BAC4FC3EBF737A2C57B96159BF1D606&first=31&FORM=IDFRIR (unattributed). Am I on to anything here? I need your help! Thanks in advance :-). Phil
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jonbeckman420
1,327,545,988,000
Or is this another Abstract, Deterministic, Zero -Sum game like Chess which is basically unsolvable? http://connectedmath.msu.edu/CD/Grade6/ProductGame/index.html
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MrDNL
1,327,545,725,000
A blog I read [asked this](http://www.tedquarters.net/2012/01/25/sandwich-of-the-week-36/) and I can't decide. I took to Twitter to ask but now I'm just as confused. Assume you're not eating it open-faced. In the "yes, it's a sandwich" camp: * It's cheese on bread, just like grilled cheese, and grilled cheese is so obviously a sandwich * A hamburger is a sandwich, but no one would ever call a hamburger a sandwich, so it doesn't preclude a bagel from being one. * If it's not a sandwich, what the hell is it? In the "no, not a sandwich" camp: * You're eating it for the bread, not for the cream cheese * There's no meaningful source of protein there -- cream cheese is basically a condiment Help me out here.
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vinnie_the_poobah
1,327,545,449,000
I'm considering spending 6 months to a year to teach abroad in Asia or Eastern Europe. Anybody have any stories, tips, or considerations to share?
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cokeclassic019
1,327,544,405,000
Opposed to classes where the teacher was entertaining so you liked it. Classes that you enjoyed because of what was taught. Being in high school, it would be interesting to hear what classes really impacted people and what classes really were pointless.
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pirateninjamonkey
1,327,541,460,000
So, if an alien culture developed the same way we did, what is the first broadcast we would discover? Morse code? Radio signals? TV signals? So, if a planet is 110 light years away with intelligent life, and they are equally as advanced as ourselves, would we expect to start discovering morse code patterns?
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iwearblacksocks
1,327,537,491,000
She's been potty trained since April, but just three weeks ago she started doing it every couple of days. Why did she start, and how can we fix it? Seriously. I'm tired of cleaning shit off the walls. She gets it on her feet. How the fuck does someone do this? For clarification, she's two and a half.
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Timeflyer2011
1,327,708,517,000
I want to learn how to simplify my daily chores so that they don't take up all my time and energy. Does anyone out there have any tips or suggestions?
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WatNxt
1,327,703,083,000
There are so many examples that I've came accross. Do people simply downvote after a while to quickly get the frontpage to change? I don't understand downvoters... I've done the maths, there's always approximately 43-48% of downvotes of the posts on frontpage!
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bornenormous
1,327,702,815,000
I've recently learned that I may have been swindled by a jeweler into buying a ring made in China. It's real gold - I'm not concerned about its purity - but does the fact it was produced in China or the unknown source of its gold affect its resale value?
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hwytothedangerzone
1,327,691,971,000
I'm a law student from a peaceful and safe nordic country. Most kids here do a short exchange abroad during their studies (3-12 months). As we all know nobody really studies on these trips so I thought I might as well go somewhere interesting. Any suggestions on where I should apply? I am open to going anywhere in the world, but it would be cool if I could actually benefit from going there too when thinking about the future. Let me know your suggestions!
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levine2112
1,327,690,943,000
Everyone I know thinks it's great that he's coming back. I think he's an ass clown. He's just too schticky for me. I seem to be alone in my opinion. Looking for some validation here, reddit.
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the_goat_boy
1,327,687,567,000
He loses an arm in both Total Recall, The Machinist and Guy X, and has only one arm in Starship Troopers. What's the deal?
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Ishtar3
1,327,685,950,000
My mom just had a full knee replacement and is on a boat load of meds. Between that and the pain, her appetite is barely existent. She said that milkshakes and cereal in the hospital worked out ok. I suggested fruit smoothies (yogurt and frozen fruit blended with honey to taste), but she has an aversion to anything sweet. I'm on maternity leave for another week, so I'm able to cook for them. Any suggestions, Reddit?
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drednaught
1,327,683,343,000
If someone wanted to publish (as a book, in a blog) a comment thread from a post, could they do it? Or would they need the permission of every redditor who contributed a comment?
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crazyjoo
1,327,682,583,000
I guess what I really want to know is am I going to have to go buy even MORE boxer-briefs when this is over?? Shit's expensive.
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SpaceManAndy
1,327,679,971,000
This [picture](http://i.imgur.com/hDoYj.jpg) is of my brother and me (I'm on the left). Obviously he is more attractive than I am (I hear it all the time. "Your little brother is SO hot!") but it's also no secret that I'm "the smart one." He does ok in school, but he's just not the sharpest tool in the shed. What do you guys think? Would you rather the brains or the beauty?
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-RobotDeathSquad-
1,327,675,203,000
Foreveraloner here, I wish I had a story of my own. Basically what was: 1) The dumbest argument? 2) The most significant/important argument that impacted the relationship in any way? Thanks! :D Can't wait to hear what you have to say!
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d00medman
1,327,675,099,000
I've been trying to get into Doctor Who. This has been kind of difficult for me since Doctor Who is an incredibly expansive show. Should i just start with the original series (from the sixties) or should i jump in with the most recent series? Also, where can i find it once i decide where I'm going to start watching?
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TheMasque
1,327,674,975,000
In your answer, you might want to include what kind of things a stranger could do to persuade you to give them millions.
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shoasaurus
1,327,673,283,000
My opinion is "no", but I'd like to hear what the rest of Reddit has to say as well. With all of the recent talk about "Killing Hollywood" has sparked conversation throughout the hackasphere, the truth is the the record industry, the movie and tv industries are and have been the best employers of artists this side of the Medici clan. To understand the problem, it is in my opinion crucial to understand what it is that artists do, and what the (few) industries that explicitly support artists mean to those whom they employ. Unless and until the tech industry can do this, and help develop new ways for artists to empower themselves, the self-righteousness will backfire, the way it did for musicians who railed for generations against the powers that be and are now left with less employment opportunities in the industry than at any time in the last 100 years. I'm a musician, and software developer myself, here is my attempt at solving the problem: http://www.feed-forward.net I think that helping artists self organize is the future, to that extent I've developed an application that gives incentive for artists to engage each other in meaningful discourse over each others work. The more constructive criticism and positive reinforcement artists give for one anothers' work, the more exposure they get for their own. In this way I hope that artists won't have to "Kill" their corporate masters, but rather that we can become our own bosses. After all I read somewhere once that people are willing to work harder for less if they are doing something that they love... What does Reddit think? -Shoham
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knowledgeoverswag
1,327,656,507,000
Example: "I get no respect. When I was a kid, I was kidnapped. The kidnappers cut off one of my fingers and sent it to my father. He said he wanted more proof!"
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danielxcubed
1,327,652,945,000
I am not the boyfriend to anyone. I am not the long time romantic interest to someone. I am, in fact, a 22 year old male who has been on two dates with a 20 year old woman and 1 date with an 18 year old woman. I like both, but nothing like a relationship has formed with both -I have known the 18 year old longer but only on a friendly basis- and I am wondering if I am doing anything wrong. I don't feel like I am juggling women; I just feel like I am a guy who dating, who is uncertain what he wants at the moment, and is not being exclusive. Should I change my way of thinking at all? EDIT: DAMN YOU TITLE!!! **Dating more than one girl? Acceptable or Deplorable**
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YouMad
1,327,649,976,000
Ok when I was a kid around 11 (I'm Asian), my white buddy's dad took us to school. Before we got out, his dad gave his son a quick peck on the mouth ... I was like WTF. But maybe it's just cultural to certain white people? As for Asians, at least my dad never even kissed my mom in front of me, though they have a good marriage.
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cos
1,327,639,904,000
I've been using delicious since its pre-yahoo days, but the past several months have left me increasingly frustrated, and I'm finally convinced I need to leave. Here are the features I really care about: - Very easy to use browser bookmarklet for posting links - Consistent support for all common browsers, including last years version (and even the year before's!). delicious accidentally dropping support for Safari 5.0 recently, and not only letting that change get out to production but not rolling it back when they learned of the problem, is the thing that's finally pushing me over the edge into leaving. - **Easy tagging interface** - until the recent changes, you could rapidly type tags separated by space, or hit tab to autocomplete from the popup autocomplete list, without using arrow keys or the mouse to select things. And if you *did* use arrow keys to select a non-default completion, you could use it by hitting space or tab. That's what I want. - Easy to remember and easy to type URLs, including (especially) tag intersection. A simple link for my account, and a simple link I can type right into the URL bar for most of my searches. If it weren't for this, I think I'd be moving to Google Bookmarks, which I tried earlier this week, but its URLs are ugly and clumsy to both read and type. - Automatic RSS feeds for every account, every tag, every account+tag, every tag intersection, whatever. If you can construct a URL to view it in html, you should be able to just as easily construct a URL for the equivalent RSS feed. - Clean web UI with compact link lists that let you show as many links as you want on a page and don't waste vertical space with thumbnails and extras. - An expectation of stability. delicious has had a good long run. It's being destroyed now, but it was great for at least six years before that. What site can I move to that's great now and that I can expect will last longer than 6 years? I really wish delicious weren't ruined, because it was just about perfect. I really wish Google Bookmarks' URLs didn't suck, because if it weren't for that, it'd be close, and with Google, I think there's a >50% of it being a really long term product. Is there anything out there that satisfies the criteria I gave?
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dingustong
1,327,638,277,000
Inspired by [this post.](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oxlxq/what_are_some_of_the_best_schoolyard_lies_you/) Here's mine: During my days at a small Montessori school, I knew this kid (we'll call him Tyler because that was his name) who insisted that he had a massive arsenal of daggers at his house that he 'practiced' with on a daily basis. We all called bullshit, saying that there was no way little Tyler's parents would ever let him play with knives, let alone buy and collect them on his own. Well Tyler promised us all then and there that he'd bring in some of them the next day and show us. Sure enough, the next morning I come to school and I see a crowd of kids gathered around. I run over to see what the commotion is, and I see Tyler standing there, lifting up his shirt to everyone, showing off the dozen or so serrated hunting knives he had tucked into his underwear. None of us acknowledged the fact that the little shit probably could have cut his goddamn stomach open at any point during the day, but we all looked up to him a little after that. So let's here 'em, Reddit.
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geshikhte
1,327,635,398,000
A few years ago, this thing came through the town square where I was working. It was HUGE and got stuck because it couldn't make the turn. Does anyone know what this even is? It was about a city block long, rusty/dirty looking, and being hauled by a truck. A week later, another one came through (and also got stuck) so it seems like something that there is more than one of. I have been curious about this for *years*. [Picture 1](http://i.imgur.com/4zPGz.jpg) [Picture 2](http://i.imgur.com/edq9y.jpg)
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dnlslm9
1,327,626,824,000
I remember a post about a online store that sells eyeglasses for $10 a pair.
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AyeMatey
1,327,626,451,000
From Amazon.com. He's 15. I don't think he drinks, or does drugs, but I'm probably in the dark about that. would this thing be more dangerous if he was drunk?
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swio
1,327,793,844,000
I was just going through my comment history and i realised the vast majority of my comments have only one point. I'm just curious, does that mean that no-one is really reading them, or is that just the way comments go?
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Nicklovinn
1,327,792,415,000
Did you break it off or Try and fix it
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Whiskeybent341
1,327,792,002,000
Was tying shoes standing up at a play rehearsal..lost balance and fell into alot of chairs. No one noticed..Not sure how.
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mjk1093
1,327,791,518,000
... or not so simple, if that's available. But I would be fine with simple (10-year-old Java level) right now.
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JakeSteele
1,327,791,020,000
it may sound stupid, but i never finish taking my meds. when i feel better, i stop. and i always read the pamphlets, and it always says to take as much as the MD said to take, even if you start feeling better after 2 days. so i tomorrow morning, i m taking the last augmentin pill i got for my wisdom tooth infection. 14/14. first time that ever happens. what's your small (and maybe silly) accomplishment?
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Lokabf3
1,327,783,785,000
[This](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/p0lju/waitressing_yesterday_i_greeted_a_table_that/) story is a good example of what i'm asking about.
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BaronVonWeiss
1,327,782,278,000
I don't have much ambition when it comes to swelling my bank account, however I do want to being compiling a treasure chest. You know, pick up an ounce of gold here, an ounce of silver there. Loose rubies, emeralds, sapphires. Old rings and chains. I've started off my collection the proper way with a Spanish piece of eight from the Atocha ship wreck.
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killerpi
1,327,777,043,000
I like the guild and have heard I should watch Dr. Horrible
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Cenobite
1,327,777,031,000
I live in a country with shitty bandwidth (South Africa), and I hardly ever stream anything higher than 480p unless it's meant to be a visual feast. Anyway, I've noticed the above happening more often than not. Are the different bandwidth streams hosted on different servers? Could connectivity to one server occasionally be shittier than connectivity to another?
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You_coward
1,327,774,930,000
What's your best trick that fools everyone, and is moderately easy to do?
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boristhefish
1,327,772,974,000
I have been doing some research and am leaning towards justcloud or maybe mypcbackup. I like them because they state they have unlimited storage and a good price. But I yield to the masses if they have any suggestions or recommendations.
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dumbchuck
1,327,772,177,000
Who knows what they are really up to. I don't like the security changes. What is anyone else switching to?
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Frisbockey
1,327,768,071,000
For me, and probably everyone who has ever ice skated, it's going out onto the ice with your skate guards on. I'm pretty sure everyone who has ever ice skated has made that mistake only once.
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NovaeDeArx
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So, I've been thinking a lot about the consequences of censorship on the Internet in the US and worldwide. I suspect that there will be a series of targeted legislative and police actions against sites that threaten the future of big media conglomerates and similar entrenched interests. So, what's going to happen? Obviously, the Internet is not going to take this lying down. One strong possibility is a combination of TOR-style anonymous/obfuscated browsing. I also see the chances of a common currency (similar to Bitcoin but without the economic failings) for the millions of likely users to be fairly high. However, both of these technologies are vulnerable in their own unique ways, and certainly have their drawbacks. TOR has incredibly high latencies. Bitcoin is not an inflationary currency and has no real form of central management, which some would argue is vital to preventing massive swings in currency valuation. I know some ideas like a dark mesh-net keep getting kicked around, but those are not scalable enough in any sense to be a real solution. So I ask you, Reddit. What do you see as being the next step if and/or when corporate control over the mainstream Internet becomes too great for it to bear? Edit: Oh, hey! It's my cakeday!
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fmfame
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i am having hard time dealing with it and mostly end up ruining relationships.
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wazzym
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catchthesun
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My friend is interested in the idea, however we have been unable to find such a robot from a preliminary google search. The ingredients can move through the robot's 'digestive tract' be poured into special moulds then cooked. Then it poops them out.
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Vandelay797
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Many people are exposed to racism in different ways, some would agree that we can identify someones race based just on their voice. (call center employees could vouch for this) Have you ever heard of a blind person who has had no visual experiences with skin color, and yet is still racist towards any particular race?
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Iyoten
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I'm pretty sure the majority of students at my university have drank, but I have no access to it. Once I turn 21 in two years, I'll buy some and drink alone or something; but until then, am I missing out on anything? Edit: After a strange turn of events, the day after I made this thread I got the opportunity to drink. Conclusion?: I think I was missing out, but it wasn't fantastic either. I'm glad I had the opportunity to try it.
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Turnshroud
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Ok so, long story short, I'm working on a virtual model of the HMS Victory (complete with full interior) and I was wondering if I could get your help specific room sizes and locations (sickbay, crew quarters, etc). I've refered to a number or websites including the HMS Victory website, but have only been able to find the lengths of each deck, and the number of guns on each. Nothing in regards to crew/officer quarters, kitchens, sickbay, or anything like that. Any and all information wouldf be very helpful. Thank you
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ShmuelJudak
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You can sign up [here](http://marrow.org/Join/Join_Now/Join_Now.aspx). Way too many people dying each year because there aren't enough donors, let alone matches. The guy from survivingtheworld.net is pushing a drive, [here's](http://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/ozrrj/hey_reddit_want_to_help_save_some_lives_all_it/) a thread where he has a bunch of sites for people outside of the US and Canada.
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FuzzyLoveRabbit
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As someone else pointed out in the final round thread, an untrained monkey could do an SRS mod's job. They just ban any discussion or disagreement. There's no real thought or responsibility required. An AskScience mod's job is like doing topiary art, compared to an SRS mod cutting the grass.
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sketch_
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Long story short, a friend from highschool contacted me crying that she couldn't afford to pay her rent, food, and car. She said she desperately needed this money to get by. She said she had a job lined up, and would be able to pay me back within a few months. Having a kind heart, I agreed. Then, we signed a contract that she would return the money after 3 months and I lent her the money. Well, it's been 5 months now and I have not seen any money. She removed me as a friend from facebook, refuses to answer her phone, selectively replies to text messages, and I don't have her address. I only have her name, and cell phone. What do I do to get my money back?
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Aicx
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It was a fortune cookie.
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atcaskstrength
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Inspired by [this article](http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-itE28099s-impossible-to-find-funny-books/). I've read pretty much everyone he mentions and I was hoping Reddit would have some good suggestions.
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Micosilver
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I am a sales manager at an Infiniti dealership (http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/n2r3m/i_am_a_sales_manager_at_a_luxury_car_dealership/). We are trying to hire two sales people. I thought the economy is bad, people are desperate for jobs, and we offer a sweet deal: get a base salary, and if you are any good - make a very nice living. No degree required, no car sales experience required, all you need is this: * Valid driver license * Look professional * Be somewhat intelligent * Be proficient with computers * Have desire to succeed So far I contacted dozens of people that posted their resumes on Craigslist, posted it on Reddit, advertised on Craigslist twice. All I got was a few half-assed resumes, no callbacks, people late or don't show up for appointments. Only 3 people actually showed up, only one of them was able to demonstrate any ability to sell, and he didn't have a driver license. So what am I missing? Depression is over? Everybody is holding up for the offer from Facebook/Google/Apple?
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Fermol
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[This one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOW4QiOD-oc) wins, in my opinion. Reddit, what are yours? Edit: link to a YouTube clip of the scene, if you can. Edit two: used a better YouTube link.
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awesomedan24
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If you have one that is. [Mine.](http://i.imgur.com/s8log.jpg)
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King_of_Ticks
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I am introverted but I did not choose to be introverted. Am I introverted because I was born this way or is it a collection of all my life experiences to this point? I guess the same question can be asked about almost every part of who I am. From my IQ to my sexuality to my lack of artistic skill. Does anyone know definitively what we are born with and what do we develop?
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TheGreenBackPack
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[this guy for the who don't know](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Finkelstein) he is kind of a dick, and a self hating Jew, but i'm going to give what he has to say a shot.
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watersign
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I'd like to hear a females opinion on this as well, but where I grew up, I always seemed to notice certain towns surrounding my hometown were known for having 'hot' girls? Usually it seems like towns that have money have better looking girls...bigger, less wealthy towns also had a fair amount of attractive females. Not sure how this would apply to dudes as I am straight but...what does reddit think?
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sempire
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All these guys act like girls and it just amazes me. In r/mensrights they talk about getting beat up by their wives, in /r/sex they complain all day about circumcision, in /r/Toronto they complain about bike lanes, rob ford, and having to work instead of getting freebies, /r/canada complains about Harper and anything that isn't idealistically super liberal, /r/atheism complains about gay rights, gay marriage, and gay gayness.. /r/gaming is about girl gaming... It seems like it's getting super faggy around here.. Except for /r/guns.. Perhaps North America needs a civil war.. Which would be interesting because liberals would be too pussy to do anything except for hide out and reddit about it.. Come to think of it, this is a great idea. Anyone want to go to war?
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ericfromtx
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[wtf is this](http://i.imgur.com/RlhBx.jpg)
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DWalrus
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One of my greatest goals in life is to become the best possible human being I can be. So I want to know Reddit, what you believe makes someone awesome. I am 18 and still in high school so I hopefully have decades in front of me to become the greatest person I possibly can. Looking for ideas on things to do, places to go, skills to acquire... Anything and everything!
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Calamity58
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**READ:** My grandmother was in from out of town. In discussing what I enjoy doing, it came up that the average new game costs around $60, and that I generally have to wait anywhere from a few months to a few years to buy a game at a reasonable cost. She was taken aback, but offered to buy 2 games for me. I tried to be nice and say "Aw gee thanks, but I couldn't!", but my grandma is a no-nonsense kind of person and told me to tell her some names. I have Origin and Steam and a $120 budget for some new PC games. What should I ask for?
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knowledgeoverswag
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Do you have a friend that's not usually part of your "main group" of friends, but when he or she is around, it's still as intimate or as cool to have him or her there? What's it like? What kind of qualities do you think that person embodies?
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contrarian
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I don't recall seeing anything in the new privacy notices that it would exclude access to Google API, but I see these javascripts in a very large number of websites. Can I roughly assume Google will now be tracking my usage on non-google websites?
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krobar100
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Building a front page for my blog and need to invoke a better feel for the era of my childhood (60's and early 70's) Jerry Seinfelds wife has a cookbook where the cover artwork is what I am looking for.....
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GodLike1001
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Clearly both are two very different nations, but as a resident of Australia, I've began to see some similarities between the history of both nations. I have always believed in equality, but when the issue of Australia's controversial colonization comes up, I always find myself sympathetic with the European perspective. That is, yes the land was unlawfully stolen, but it was so very long ago and apart from any remnants of racial bigotry, I believe that the Aboriginals are wrong in suggesting that they have any kind of special role in the Australian society. However, when it comes to the arab-israeli conflict, I am very much sided with Palestine. I see what is going on over there as genocide and the attempted removal of any trace of palestinians from arab territory. This clearly contradicts my original sentiments. Am I wrong for thinking different things regarding relatively the same issue?
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lotsofideas
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I'll start. A cop passed me doing about 80mph in a 50mph zone. It was a fairly straight highway and so i sped up to about the same speed and kept about 1/2 mile back from the cop. I had just got a radar detector for my car and it started beeping. I figured it was from the cop car ahead of me but not that he was actually checking my speed. (stupid me). Anyways, he pulls me over and walks over to my car, looks at my radar detector on my dashboard (ya, i didnt take it down. i know), looks at me with an amazed look on his face and says, "please tell me that isnt working", as in you cant possibly be that stupid. He comes back to me 5 minutes later and says this is you lucky day, he only gave me a ticket for having an "obstructed view, radar detector".
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BoxOLuv
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I've come to realize most females I date I tend to call babe, or baby, or some variation. Is this a good thing? You ladies like this sorta cute nickname business?
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cheeseburgz
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First off, if this post seems a little disorganized, it's because I honestly dont know how to properly convey my thoughts and emotions right now. So I'll just start from the beginning. For as long as I can remember, my sister has been mean and manipulative. As a kid, she was quite spoiled. She was always popular and successful and was accommodated accordingly. I was successful academically, but socially hindered, as I like to call it. So I observed my sisters (I have 2 older sisters, but the one I'm talking about is the younger) and compared them to myself. When she had her bat-mitzvah, she had a nice party with music and dancing. When I had my bar-mitzvah, I had a small family get together. If my sister wanted something, she had to have it. If I was playing N64 (as I was prone to do) she had to have priority. We got into a lot of fights as kids, a lot of hair-pulling, biting, kicking, screaming. Honestly moreso than my bigger sister by a fantastical margin. I don't even remember getting into a fight with my bigger sister. But when I got into a fight with my sister, I always won. She had the height but I had the stronger base. Plus, I could grab on to more hair than she could. In any event the fights ended up with her crying and asking for mommy, and I'd just walk calmly to my room because I knew that's where I was headed until dinner time. Not that any of this is relevant right now, I don't hold grudges for a decade. I'm over my childhood problems. But I had to set some kind of backstory and hope to convey some behavioral patterns. Fast forward just over a decade and here we are. I go to a University in Ontario, she's graduated and moved to Toronto. We barely see each other, but every time I do, I grow to hate her more and more because of what I've seen her do to me and my family. First, she swears at my parents now when they don't give her money or when they nag her about something...oh, did I mention she has a full-time job that pays well? Because that's important. I consider the swearing at my parents a big thing, because I don't consider that to be allowable. My parents used to crack down on it, but now they just ignore it or give her a stern "Hey, stop that." I think it's mostly because she's 24 years old and should know better. Second, and this ties into having a job/asking parents for money, is that she expects to live like our cousins (who are quite well off) and basically buys more clothes than she could ever hope to wear regularly. I once went shopping with her back before she had her job (for what I don't remember) but we stopped at a store and I remember her paying 400$ for a purse and matching dress or something like that. I remember thinking "This is entirely too much money to spend on 2 articles of clothing". I don't remember the final outcome, but I'm pretty sure she got to keep the clothes because it was her money. This leads me into my third point, in which I would say she is irresponsible in many regards. She has a nice job that pays well but she uses my parents as a crutch to meet her spending. My parents help pay for her car, but that was agreed upon. She asks them for an iPhone, a new laptop, a TV, gas money, and just more money in general. I asked my parents "Have you ever told her to save her money?" My dad says of course, but that she just doesn't stop spending. I told him that this is not good and she needs to grow up, that when I graduate I expect little help once I get on my feet, but nothing has come from me voicing my concerns. Another thing about her: No matter what, she can never be wrong. It could be her spending too much money, or taking a train from Toronto to Montreal to get a haircut, or whether I should wear a certain pair of pants to a party. She always has something to say, always has an opinion, and she's always right. Perhaps this is more me bitching, but when someone can't admit they are wrong for doing something, I usually call bullshit, and now it's my own sister. I could go on and on, and if you've read this far you're a trooper, so I cut to the chase and explain the "straw that broke the camel's back". So tonight my sister went out after my dad's 60th birthday. At 2:00 a.m. she texts me asking if I'm awake. I'm playing assassin's creed so of course. I respond, thinking she forgot her keys again. However, she asks me to come down with money to pay for a cab. Here's what I thought: * She has a credit card * She has a job * She should pay for her own shit Now me being me I kinda overreacted and said "Fuck off, use your credit card". I shouldn't have said fuck off and I know that, but goddamnit I thought it needed to be said and I made my opinion clear. Immediately I got a flurry of texts telling me how appalled she was at my behaviour and that she was asking for a favor. I responded "You're asking a favor from a guy that still gets money from Dad. This is his money, and I know what he'd say, but you'd just try to argue. I will not indulge you." So 10 minutes later she gets home, barges into my room and starts yelling at the top of her lungs. She demands an apology, but I decided to stick to my guns and said No, and tried to dismiss her saying that we're both tired and we should talk about this tomorrow. But she refused, and again demanded an apology. I said no. She proceeds to attempt to break my laptop. Now I'm going to break away from the story here and say that my laptop is very important to me. Not only are a shit-ton of video games on it, but I paid for it myself with my summer job money and I use it for goddam schoolwork (engineer, lots of schoolwork). So as you may imagine, I immediately feel vindicated by sticking to my guns. She proceeds to tell me "I hope it fucking breaks" and starts to hit me as I'm lying in bed. I don't get up, I just deflect the shots as per usual. At this point my Dad is up, he tells my sister to shut up, upon which she exclaims "He told me to fuck off" and then he said "You shouldn't talk to your sister like that", figuring we'd talk about it tomorrow I just nodded and he went back to bed. So now I feel bad even though I don't think I should because I wasn't the one yelling bloody murder at 2:15 a.m. on my dad's birthday. But then my sister comes back in and says "You're a terrible person and I hate you." I was shocked. I've never said that to anyone, ever. Even people I actually hate. But at this point I think I actually hate my sister. This is it. End of the line. I want her to to hit me again so I can go fucking apeshit on her, but I can handle those emotions given some time. But I think writing an angry blog about it (I have a tumblr blog, haters gonna hate) may just set the record straight on how I feel, but I've never acted on my feelings like that/this before. So I ask you reddit, how do I respond/react? **TL:DR, sister's a bitch, how should I react? (You should probably read the thing)**
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Arithered
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I say "personality" as opposed to "persona" because my question is not meant to address the ways in which you pretend to be someone you're not in the never-ending quest for internet points. I'm more curious about truths pertaining to your *actual* personality that come across much differently online as opposed to IRL.
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easy_Money
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Me dear mother, my beloved girlfriend, a complete stranger. I have to leave the room because I literally feel like ripping their heads off when I hear that god awful chewing sound. Input?
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phasers_to_stun
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I'm looking for this very specific shirt for my boyfriend. I have found some similar but it needs to be this exact shirt. I don't need you to buy it but I need help searching! Please help me find this shirt. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhk6vdgru61qeb3tro1_500.jpg
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RockHardRetard
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Have you ever put on a picture from facebook of a girl or guy you liked, masturbated to him or her, and cummed all over their mouth, cheeks, and eyes then wiped the cum off the screen? I have, strange experience.
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plissken627
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the only ads i see just advertise themselves even the sponsored links at the top.
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