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qf1vg | hippiechan | 1,330,725,608,000 | By "life project", I mean something that you've taken it upon yourself to learn or work on for your own betterment, like learning a language or instrument, building something, etc.
What's the little project you have on the side? | AskReddit | jewish |
qew8u | RittMomney | 1,330,718,886,000 | I'm not talking about sexual act fetishes - I'm talking about characteristics someone can have, physical, mental, psychological even... Some people are into stretch marks, others are into people who have an in-depth knowledge of Star Wars. | AskReddit | jewish |
qew4h | bnghle234 | 1,330,718,747,000 | My office doesn't recycle because apparently it's not available. Can someone in the Los Angeles area help me in getting the company to recycle? | AskReddit | jewish |
qevfh | teh-random_ruski | 1,330,717,925,000 | Well, it all began with a random email that i thought i must have received by mistake, soon it became obvious that sender was probably a troll and/ or someone with a stolen bank card.
It all went down like [this](http://i.imgur.com/MeVKL.png).
But what is bugging me is their choice of merchandise and template emails, why would someone want PUSH TROLLIES! And don't tell me it is a troll being funny.
So reddit, how should i troll them while i ve got the chance to? or should i just report them to the authorities?
I am open for suggestions be it a silent keylogger, or just spam. | AskReddit | jewish |
qeuzz | babno | 1,330,717,383,000 | TLDR at bottom, sorry but it was hard to condense this much horrible horrible customer service.
Mine is with at&t. I just got a new job, and the first part is training, which is overseas in Belgium. I don't have a phone so I need one. I go to Best Buy and meet a really helpful and patient employee who helps me pick out a phone and plan. I mention that I am going overseas which is why I need the phone and he guides me through the process. We fill out the contract and looking over it with things like "world traveler" and "sms messaging overseas" everything looks to be in order. When he activates it and tests it he also goes to the at&t site and says according to them it should work in Belgium right now.
Well as you might guess I get there and my phone doesn't work. I see other people with iphones working, so it seems that I should be getting service. I am quite confused. At my first opportunity on tuesday night I log onto at&t, make an account, and link my phone with it. I look at the info and sure enough it says world traveler enables. WTF? I go to the support page (quite a feat in itself) and try to email them. You can't do that with your account. Well what about live support? Same thing.
Wednesday I go into work, and during my first 20 minute break I figure I'd call them. I mean I have it on my contract, it says so online, it's obviously a mistake, it should just be a 2 second fix right? WRONG!!! I am on the phone for over 40 minutes, being transferred 4 different times, of course 5-10 minutes hold between each and having to recite the same information to each person. The final person then tells me I have no such plan, though my phone was set up to receive sms messages (kinda hard when the phone is denied service). An out and out lie, I mean I had an itemized bill for it. Given I was already 20 minutes past my break I just need a working phone, so oh boy does she have a deal for me. She says she can't just activate the phone, but she can sell me 50 texts for a mere $10 (still not actual phone calls allowed). Oh boy, but they have basically forced it from me so I agree. Boss is angry and docks me an hours pay, which I can't really blame him for.
Obviously not being satisfied I continue to look for help. This time I find the at&t support forum thursday evening. I make a post and someone responds suggesting I send a PM to a person, whom I shall call Sally, who works for at&t. I send the PM to Sally detailing my story.
24 hours I get a response. Hot damn an actual willing response, and she even offers to help me. She asks for a time when I am available for aid. I propose any time between 2-4 central, their office time, (9-11pm for me) because I figure it would be convenient for them and I would get better aid. I send her my skype, email, phone number, and of course I can be contacted me via the forums. She responds with a thank you, and notification that my situation has been escalated and assures me that I will be contacted that day.
1:50 comes around and I sit down on my comp, open up skype email and the forums and have my phone next to me. Finally I'm going to get this resolved and have a working phone. 2:30, eh I'm sure they'll call, I mean they promised. 3:30, they're a big business, corporate responsibility and all that. 4:30. Ok, they stood me up. Dear god. I give up and go to bed. I send another pm to Sally, but neither she nor anyone else even attempts to contact me between then and now (a week and counting).
Well I'm fed up now. Monday comes and I use my friends phone to call my bank. I explain my story, and the rep exclaims "I don't even care if the contract thing is valid, that kind of response from their support can only be described as negligence." and she was more than happy to place a stop payment on anything to at&t. Unfortunately they would not be able to simply block out at&t, so I would either have to call each time they ever tried to charge me again, or I would have to cancel my card. Well given what I had seen of at&t thus far, I figured their billing ethics wouldn't be any better, so I canceled the card after withdrawing the few hundred left in my bank to last me the next 3 weeks I am here in Belgium (payday was 2 days later, grr).
TLDR: at&t broke contract, insulted me, lied to me, wasted 7 hours, docked me an hours pay, and has budgeted me to $100 a week for my entire stay in Belgium.
So, what are your stories of gross misconduct, let em fly. | AskReddit | jewish |
qerm8 | symphonix | 1,330,713,117,000 | We all know the 90s had terrible fashion sense. From tashikis, to hammer pants, and neon jackets. What did you rock in the 90s? | AskReddit | jewish |
qep4l | phi_is_all | 1,330,709,963,000 | I'm trying to make a stencil that says I am "Palestinian". Google translate is giving me this انا فلسطينية.... Is that right? | AskReddit | jewish |
qeok4 | guraqt06 | 1,330,709,250,000 | I keep reading all of these posts about how life is better/more relaxed in other countries (see [this post](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/qebia/is_it_true_that_americans_get_a_measly_2_weeks/) about vacation time as an example) and it's making my fiance and I seriously consider leaving the US. I'm finishing graduate school in a couple of months and we don't have anything to really tie us down (no kids, cars, or mortgages), so if we want to move, now's the time. We don't speak any foreign languages fluently (I'm decent in spanish and he knows basic french, but still) so we'd want to go somewhere that we could get by on English. What are your thoughts, reddit? Where's a better alternative to the good 'ole USA? | AskReddit | jewish |
qenz8 | jonbeckman420 | 1,330,708,508,000 | Here is mine: The whole problem with the world is that fanatics are so sure of themselves and wiser people so full of doubt - Bertrand Russell | AskReddit | jewish |
qek25 | Froogler | 1,330,703,087,000 | Everytime I am offered a business card while meeting company partners, my instinctive reaction is to reach out for the backpocket of my trousers to pull out my wallet so I can stuff it there. Then I realized how unprofessional that might seem. But then, other alternatives like sliding it into my shirt pocket or just holding it in my hand through the meeting doesn't look great either. So tell me reddit, what should I ideally be doing? | AskReddit | jewish |
qej6h | vom1tcom1t | 1,330,701,875,000 | As an American, I hear this all the time. "Get your hands off my healthcare." Doing some traveling and really reading into countries who have socialized medicine, it doesn't seem that bad. I'm not a socialist but I think if every other modern country in the world has a form of socialized medicine, why cant the US?
I realize that size and money are two huge factors, but is government run healthcare bad? Or is it just a scare tactic hear in America? | AskReddit | jewish |
qei7t | franktrainjr | 1,330,700,319,000 | Is it just a place to be over dramatically pro-Korean? | AskReddit | jewish |
qehdh | KatjaFrankfurt | 1,330,698,859,000 | With a lot of talk about gas prices from the American redditors in the last few days a question has come to my mind:
Why are Diesel-engined not more popular in the US? In many European countries they make up almost half of all cars sold.
They get great gas mileage, particularly when it comes to long-range & highway driving. The US is a lot larger and more suburbanized and Americans in general have a longer commute, so, in theory, shouldn't Diesels sell like hot cakes?
Just some examples (all numbers taken from the official homepages, mpg in US gallons):
VW Jetta 1.6 TDI BlueMotion: 4.2l/100km = **56 MPG**
BMW 320d ED: 4,1l/100km = 4.1l/100km = **57.37 MPG**
or even a 381HP tri-turbo car like the BMW M550d gets 6.3l/100km = **37.34 MPG**.
So, educate me, reddit, what am I missing? | AskReddit | jewish |
qedd8 | SwampJew | 1,330,689,392,000 | I just woke up after less than my accustomed amount of sleep and had an urge for my electronic cigarette. ELECTRONIC. CIGARETTE. I feel like life is becoming Sci Fi. Had this feeling around the thing for a while. Something so primitive as burning a plant to get the essential oil / smoke into your system is becoming the province of electronics.
So - Electronic cigarette. Online dating. Cyber sex. Instant meals. INSTANT. MEALS.
I mean, I'm only 32. I feel like an old curmudgeonly grandfather thinking about all this. So, Redditors of the universe - what makes you feel like the world is turning into sci fi. | AskReddit | jewish |
qe87i | torchdexto | 1,330,674,174,000 | mine is hand. what's you'res? | AskReddit | jewish |
qe7xm | LadyNerd | 1,330,673,612,000 | So, basically... I can't find a good job in the States, so I've decided to take a job teaching English in a suburb of Seoul. The pay is horrible, but it looks great on a resume. The agency I'm working through has told me great stuff about Korea, but they've strategically omitted information about racism, prejudice, and other such faux pas that Koreans have no problem commiting.
So, what I want to know is this... how bad is the discrimination against fat people?
I know that Koreans love Americans, or at least white Americans. I can pass for white (light skinned Hispanic), so will my fat-ness drag down my 'cool American' cred? | AskReddit | jewish |
qe06a | xdewx | 1,330,661,133,000 | The movie one is clearly made from wood, so why has no one made a legit...they're all plastic? | AskReddit | jewish |
qdzy4 | StuckInTheClouds | 1,330,660,800,000 | Do you ever feel as though when something goes badly for you, you just add on other reasons on how your life sucks and your self loathing increases. Sometimes I feel as though I don't want myself to be happy and when something misfortunate happens to me or I mess something up I just think "typical me always fucking everything up I deserve to feel sad" or something along those lines. I just feel like I won't allow myself to feel happy. Even if I appear happy. This happen to anyone else? | AskReddit | jewish |
qdx7x | BankerBoxOBooks | 1,330,657,244,000 | A friend of mine and I are planning to move to Montclair, NJ in roughly a year and a half. I was wondering if anyone has any moving advice as this move will be across the country and it would be nice to start chatting with someone who lives near the area so we can ask questions and what not.
In case you are wondering, by great plains, I mean Kansas and neither of us are Republicans or know where the hell Dorothy or her little dog are...there is a yellow brick road though. | AskReddit | jewish |
qdrye | RittMomney | 1,330,650,581,000 | I don't know if anybody has any personal experience with it, but a couple thoughts come to mind: with up/downvoting, people can see what comments are social approved or frowned upon. If a Redditor cares what everyone else thinks is a totally different case altogether, but the information is there; we can see how people react to our comments and whether or not they are socially in-tune. I know there's probably a different type of reaction we have as anonymous Redditors than we would in a public situation, so then we might have a potential to warp minds about what's acceptable, too. What do you think? | AskReddit | jewish |
qdp5c | Twonix | 1,330,647,052,000 | There are many positive sides to butchering your own meat. Organic quality meat for less than crappy meat from the store, seeing where your food really comes from, being more connected to my surroundings to name a few. I have been studying and researching for months before doing this and am very happy I did it. What does has your adventurous side challenged you to do? | AskReddit | jewish |
qdp29 | Samizdat_Press | 1,330,646,951,000 | I am 26 years old. Let's say I run a mile, afterwards my chest has this intense pressure right in the center of my chest and I start getting lightheaded etc. I have anxiety too so this pressure tends to kick off an instance of me thinking I am having a heart attack.
My blood pressure is a little high, but nothing crazy. Is this something that is normal? I don't exercise all that much so maybe it is just because I havn't gotten used to it? Should I be worried, is there some risk of a heart attak if I am feeling this?
I used to be in the army and we ran 4 miles a day and I don't recall this ever happening, but I was a lot more in shape back then and not working at an office job.
**Edit:** I just had a physical about 2 weeks ago. I mentioned it to the doctor and he said it sounds like i'm just out of shape but that there is no way to know for sure. I am just asking here to see if anyone else gets it when they exercise. | AskReddit | jewish |
qggjv | spermracewinner | 1,330,816,742,000 | When I was a teenager I invested in Apple. Some people on the internet (an investment forum) convinced me to dump my shares and said I didn't know what I was doing. They were a bit older than me, so I thought that it would behoove me take their advice. But if I had not sold, like planned, then I would have $100,000 right at this moment. It taught me be careful of what people say. Most of the time people just wanna hear themselves talk. | AskReddit | jewish |
qgemv | Turnshroud | 1,330,813,955,000 | Mushrooms, onions, sun dried tomato, olives, and peppers for me
Also like to have some crushed red pepper on top occasionally for some spice | AskReddit | jewish |
qgdsb | killerbackhand16 | 1,330,812,690,000 | For instance, it would be pretty cool to say that you majored in Communism in college. | AskReddit | jewish |
qgdh7 | Strika | 1,330,812,221,000 | Im guessing it's a Heidelberg press, but I can't find info. | AskReddit | jewish |
qgco1 | franktrainjr | 1,330,811,050,000 | Don't get me wrong, I love rock, but it's the only genre that sings about itself. Why don't rappers talk about how great rap is? Just a thought.
Edit: What I meant here is that rock 'n roll is an idea now. An idea that stems from the music. It stands for more that just the tune. Why? | AskReddit | jewish |
qgbkp | Meow_Mixxx | 1,330,809,480,000 | So ive been doing some research on this for a while but im still not 100% sure. This is the first year filing married and im leaning towards joint because she makes over 80k while i make only 30k. She is a federal employee while im NGO.
She has pretty decent savings (if that affects it) and a house in Arizona (while we are renting in Virginia) which is what gives me doubt regarding filing joint.
I also plan on going back to school in 2013 but from what i understand the tax rebate for education would not be based on this years tax but next years right?
No kids or dogs or any other major assets to declare.
Also would you recommend doing something like Turbo tax or H&R block or just a private accountant? | AskReddit | jewish |
qgb15 | TheBen1 | 1,330,808,682,000 | For example, I think that the under-the-thigh pants could be one. Any ideas for more? | AskReddit | jewish |
qg89d | malcontented | 1,330,804,840,000 | Boner assist good, female contraception bad | AskReddit | jewish |
qg5ch | Throwaway_account134 | 1,330,800,533,000 | Think about it... games are becoming part of our culture, MMOs included. With stand alone games, they work with no server (not including online always DRM-locked games... they would be included in this server side code release). This generation grew up playing games, and are now becoming parents, raising their kids playing games. Shouldn't we be able to show them old MMOs we played when we were younger that no longer exist due to being unprofitable?
Hell, release the server side code 6 months after shutting down the MMO for $200 a pop, with something in the licensing stating they get x percent of the profits if you charge people to use your server. Company makes a profit where they no longer would make anything, people are happy. | AskReddit | jewish |
qg045 | m1kepro | 1,330,792,125,000 | I'm working on [this website](http://www.kspialter.com/) for my girlfriend. It looks right in every browser except iPhone Safari and Internet Explorer, but I couldn't give half a shit about that last one.
Does anybody know how to get the text to display smaller until you pinch-to-zoom on it, so that it'll all line up the way it looks in other browsers? | AskReddit | jewish |
qfysj | ducktomguy | 1,330,789,581,000 | it's called [whyregret.com](http://whyregret.com), and I kind of regret getting it. yes, haha, I get it. | AskReddit | jewish |
qfxz9 | franktrainjr | 1,330,787,932,000 | It was a one man show preformed by Steven Banks (creator of spongebob and Catdog) and it was the funniest thing ever. It was also clean so you could show it to anyone. I used to be able to watch it on youtube but it was taken down. Anyone know where I could find it again? | AskReddit | jewish |
qfx5j | zimzamzum | 1,330,786,128,000 | We're long distance if that matters. I flew in to California yesterday and am up early on east coast time. I already programmed a few shortcuts on his phone: zimzamzum -> zimzamzum the awesome, ok -> super duper, etc.
Edit: emphasis on not mean. You know, so he still loves me afterward. | AskReddit | jewish |
qfutf | mrsisti | 1,330,779,711,000 | Last night I pulled back the sheets and found this [little thing](http://i.imgur.com/4d3DM.jpg). It looked a lot more red IRL. I asked for a new room and they quickly obliged. It got me thinking there has to be way grosser stories out there. | AskReddit | jewish |
qfp2n | GodLike1001 | 1,330,760,854,000 | Two scenarios: the west (including Israel) use them. Or the East and Middle East use them.
What is the result? | AskReddit | jewish |
qfmr8 | Slenderpman | 1,330,756,121,000 | There's this kid in my grade that was expelled from his elementary school for holding a pocket knife to a popular girls neck for making fun of him. Now nobody likes him because they think he's still violent and irrational. | AskReddit | jewish |
qfm2w | watersign | 1,330,754,851,000 | It seems that every few months someone I graduated high school with is having kids or getting married. Typically, they didn't go to college or even work a trades job and work dead end jobs or don't even work at all. Am I missing something here? I grew up in a wealthy suburb of NYC.
I can't even imagine having a kid until i'm making 6 figures and "steady" in my life with a career and all that.
I have a real job as an Analyst at a marketing firm but still consider myself way too young to do anything like have a family or any responsibilities other then feeding myself or buying stuff that makes me happy. | AskReddit | jewish |
qfjjg | WtfWhereAreMyClothes | 1,330,750,594,000 | There are a few, but my main ones are the Resident evil games. Resident evil 4 and 5 have such shitty controls that they are downright unplayable to me. I just don't like the way those games are designed at all, but everybody around here seems to love them and I don't get it. | AskReddit | jewish |
qfd8d | jeremiahwarren | 1,330,741,010,000 | Usually I'll tip in cash if I'm paying for a meal with a card (assuming I have cash on hand). | AskReddit | jewish |
qfbw3 | jonasperrin | 1,330,739,051,000 | Today I was sitting in my room, and one of my buddies that lives across the hall from me walked by and hit be with a Reese's Fast Break, "What was that for?" I asked. "for being a good friend" he replied.
It's shit like this that makes me have faith in the world. What is something your friends have done out of the blue that makes you feel the same? | AskReddit | jewish |
qf9y4 | emdx | 1,330,736,227,000 | Mine is that my roomate, a student, came all the way from Africa and lives in the same house as me. I feel honoured that someone would come from so far and live with me… :) | AskReddit | jewish |
qf8q7 | jewstar | 1,330,734,454,000 | Hey Reddit,
My girlfriend likes to ride her bike to and from work. A few weeks ago some guys started following her and threatened her. She is now intimidated to go biking by herself. She wants to get a personal defense weapon (tazor or pepper spray or something) to bring with her on her rides to protect herself. I have no advice to give her on this subject. Help me Reddit! | AskReddit | jewish |
qhpnw | XenonOfArcticus | 1,330,901,861,000 | After seeing The Lorax on Friday (which was really cute) we wondered about the meaning of the name the Once-ler? How he got this name, and what it means is never explained. We have a couple of ideas of our own, but wondered if anyone else had any. | AskReddit | jewish |
qhpn1 | GeneralFalcon | 1,330,901,835,000 | I'm a child of the 90s, since I was young I've had fast internet, so I've wasted a lot of time online. For those of you who can remember the before times, what was it like?
**EDIT:** I meant to ask specifically from the perspective of an adult, but all answers are welcome | AskReddit | jewish |
qhogf | sempire | 1,330,900,235,000 | You can't be a normal everyday 99% of the world population anymore. What gives?
Everyone hates the 1% of the world that is successful, and now everyone hates the 99% of the population that is normal.
You cant even tell people that you aren't a fudge packing vegetarian without getting looks..
EDIT: I know Reddit is the faggot capital of the world. Keep 'em coming. | AskReddit | jewish |
qhmy2 | arielmayer | 1,330,898,155,000 | I don't mean like "Princess
Bride" or "Groundhog Day". I mean a movie that isn't so good but for some reason you love it.
For example, mine would be "A Blast from the Past". | AskReddit | jewish |
qhmwo | chessuscrust | 1,330,898,097,000 | I'm trying to transfer roms to my ipod but I can't set anything up because when I try to connect, it keeps saying "Connection refused"
This is what it looks like, http://imgur.com/a/taay9
Can anyone help? | AskReddit | jewish |
qhm83 | RoundHeadedTwat | 1,330,897,163,000 | Why is Coldplay so good at board games?
Because they always have a pair of pair of pair of dice.
| AskReddit | jewish |
qhj4q | Live_for_Now | 1,330,893,026,000 | Say Zombies were munching on a dude, and that Zombies don't eat other Zombies, could there theoretically be a point that the "food" changes into one of them... would they then stop eating them? Is that why there as so many Zombies that are missing pieces? I guess I just answered my own question... | AskReddit | jewish |
qhid7 | mossimo654 | 1,330,892,041,000 | I'll start. I was just in a cafe in Morocco when I saw a female Japanese tourist taking pictures of her cute stuffed animal keychain in different locations. | AskReddit | jewish |
qhh3u | MorphaKnight | 1,330,890,342,000 | Just as the title says, if a person from a third world country heads to a developed country and finds someone. How successful can the relationship be given the differences in culture, ideology and way of thinking? Any redditors out there that made it work?
There is a reason behind my question. Basically I've just about given up hope in finding someone from my country because it is next to impossible to meet someone unless you are from the same social circle or you are in a common setting. I can't approach a woman in a street or a mall or a market because I run the risk of being seen as a pervert and the woman may call upon people to beat my ass.
Moreover, I've stayed for a small part of my life abroad and my way of thinking differs than most people. My problem is that I'm liberal compared to my country but conservative by first world standards. So what worries me is that we would not get along due to differences and if by chance should the relationship extend I would prefer to stay in my country instead. But then I'd feel guilty as if I'm asking her to abandon her life for mine.
So is it possible?
TL;DR: Like the title says. Also I can't find someone to be with in my own country due to different ways of thinking so I'm opting for finding someone from abroad. | AskReddit | jewish |
qha39 | StuckInTheClouds | 1,330,879,703,000 | My (Junior) Prom was last night. (Yeah my school does it early) The prom itself was a lot of fun but the weirdest part of the night was at our "after prom" where we took a party bus to manhattan. In Times Square we were in McCdonalds walking back from the bathroom and this WASTED Latina girl walks past us and SMACKS me in the face! What the ACTUAL fuck?!? There were cops there who just ignored it haha She also slapped another guy. It was just so random and funny I was in shock!
What are your stories Reddit? | AskReddit | jewish |
qh919 | theo-dog | 1,330,877,855,000 | A jewish holiday is coming up, and one of the traditions is to dress up as whatever you want (in a way, this tradition is similar to halloween.) I wanna dress up, but I don't have any ideas! Some examples from past years; I had friends as obama, gadaffi, a transexual, a pimp, etc. Give me your best ideas, reddit! | AskReddit | jewish |
qh8v7 | MrPumkin | 1,330,877,551,000 | Between Iran, Israel, USA, Russia, China, and North Korea (and south) i think things could get crazy - do you think we have a war at our doorstep?
EDIT: please dont downvote just because you dont like the question - if you dont want to upvote, then dont, but atleast give other people a chance to see and discuss this topic | AskReddit | jewish |
qh6vl | franktrainjr | 1,330,873,394,000 | I think that it was either the Roman legions of Caesar's day or the German Army of the world wars. Despite the fact that the Germans lost the fact they could hold out as long as they could is incredible. It was bad leadership that did it in, not being a bad army. Napoleon's French army or the Army of Northern Virginia could be considered but they were just good leadership. If someone else had led them they might not have done as well. I would rule out they Spartans because they were too small to do much besides rule their little corner of the world with an iron fist. | AskReddit | jewish |
qh1s1 | wazzym | 1,330,856,029,000 |
آخوند هستیم و مفتخور ، ما دزدان ایرانیم
ما جانی و ستمگر ، فرزندان شیطانیم
از شیطان هستیم اما ، ما هدیه از یزدانیم
با نام آسمانها ، ما هستیم، بی پایانیم
ما چون علف میروییم ، بی مایه و ارزانیم
تا هست جهل و نادانی ، آسان ما در میدانیم
چون هست سلاح ما جهل ، باکی نیست گر نادانیم
با این جهل و خرافات ، ما مردم را میرانیم
میدزدیم ما از مردم ، از دیده گه پنهانیم
استادی در پستی ها ، گر موجود است ما آنیم
هر دزد و آدمکش را ، ما از جان پشتیبانیم
آزاده در زندان هست ، ما او را زندانبانیم
ما اهل مهر و عشقیم ، اهل هنر ، عرفانیم
یا کربلا یا مکه ، یا عاشق بر لبنانیم
بر مردم خود اما ، چون غده سرطانیم
آبادی کی بخواهیم ، ما عامل ویرانیم
نازل شد بر ما آیات ، با روضه ما بخوانیم
سرود دیگر مردم ، با مردم میسوزانیم
با بیگانه یا مزدور ، گر بینی هم پیمانیم
داریم ایمان به قدرت ، از قدرت با ایمانیم
با هم برادر هستیم ، همسفره در هذیانیم
در جنگ قدرت اما ، از همدیگر نالانیم
گر مردم برپا خیزند ، بی پول و سرگردانیم
با ما نگو ز مردی ، چون جزو نامردانیم
با ما نگو از انصاف ، چون پست و بی وجدانیم
ما خود دردیم در ایران ، کی در پی درمانیم
گه با اصلاح گه با درد ، در فرمان و حکمرانیم
تا مردمان جدایند ، ما در قدرت میمانیم
از این جدایی خوشحال ، خندانیم و شادانیم
ما اهل قدرت هستیم ، کی ما گفتیم انسانیم
ما از نسل دیوانیم ، فرزندان شیطانیم
ا.ه.ل.ایرانی (اهلی) اسفند ۱۳۹۰ | AskReddit | jewish |
qh1gb | SHUT_UP_CANADA | 1,330,854,899,000 | I'll get rid of the obvious:
* Justin Bieber
* Nickleback
* Rush Limbaugh
* Snookie (If I spelled that wrong I'm glad)
* Internet Censorship
* Ke$ha
* oh. and [THIS GUY](http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/rick-santorum-eating-an-ice-cream-cone-gif.gif)
| AskReddit | jewish |
qgyfp | kr613 | 1,330,846,389,000 | Just think it would be a neat idea, and the karma will finally matter. | AskReddit | jewish |
qgwd6 | NotaPoet | 1,330,842,016,000 | I've always wondered this. I get flashes of Antonio Banderas totally blowing his load with Angelina bouncing around all over him.
....brb, gotta watch Original Sin.
edit: note the purposeful use of simulated. | AskReddit | jewish |
qgvo7 | diplomax | 1,330,840,707,000 | I currently have an iPhone 3GS on T-mobile (unlocked/jailbroken) use about 300 mins a month.
My wife has a blackberry, also on T-mobile, has the unlimited everything plan.
I am beginning to dislike the iOS platform, am open to others.
My wife is dying for an iPhone.
The majority of our friends/relatives use t-mobile, and really like the unlimited talk text and web for $50 per line.
What's the new hotness in cellphones?
| AskReddit | jewish |
qgvei | reconchrist | 1,330,840,228,000 | I feel like being massively annoying to my flat mates. What are the worst jokes you know? - anything from bad pun troll dad jokes to the most offensive.
Let the good times roll... | AskReddit | jewish |
qgu6z | chessuscrust | 1,330,838,252,000 | What's a song you put on to get stuff done? | AskReddit | jewish |
qgtny | BenNCM | 1,330,837,354,000 | It was terrible. Be honest, it was pretty dull and the laughs were forced. I think he knows that his career has run its course. | AskReddit | jewish |
qgrxb | DashFerLev | 1,330,834,575,000 | So my brother's getting married this summer and I have awesome plans- skydiving followed by a stripper in a hotel room for an hour followed by lots of drinking and things that are fun, but are also made wildly more fun by drinking (mini golf etc) followed by a bar crawl in Manhattan.
Now the guy helping me plan stuff says as the best man I give like a gift to the bachelor party/groomsmen/night/whatever and I should spring for the stripper.
Is he just messing with me? | AskReddit | jewish |
qgnup | El_Cantante | 1,330,827,955,000 | http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Religion/Zeitoun.html
If I posted this in the wrong category, please let me know and I'll fix it. | AskReddit | jewish |
qgndg | justabitmoresonic | 1,330,827,175,000 | My boyfriend and his housemates have a lovely little magna-doodle on their wall that must always have drawn on it a lovely picture that is a pun on the word 'barrel' (which is their word for sex). At the moment it is 'a christmas barrel' and since it is march we were thinking that it is time for a change but we can't think of anything good. They have had barrelmundie, barrilyn monroe, barrel braithwaite, and barreline springs. Shameless pun lovers of reddit, will you help me out? | AskReddit | jewish |
qgnd5 | secretvictory | 1,330,827,159,000 | i have undiagnosed sleep apnea. my girlfriend says i struggle to inhale, hold my breath and then struggle to exhale when asleep. i am living within my means and have insurance but i can't necessarily afford the deductible for a doctor visit and a sleep study. if i buy one of craigslist, is this a bad thing?
edit:
i am 29, this has been going on about about 8-10 months especially because i had a sharp weight gain. i am now about 300 lbs at 5 feet 9 inches tall. i feel that my weight and apnea are related.
i appreciate all your input. i think i am going to call a doctor's office, explain my situation and see what they have to say. | AskReddit | jewish |
qgkft | The_Messiah | 1,330,822,593,000 | I spent a while exchanging emails with a local islamic group and eventually managed to secure a free visit to a mosque. Do any redditors have some interesting, thought provoking questions I could ask the guide?
I originally organised the tour out of personal interest, but I think I'll take a notebook with me and write a report for a local newspaper or something. I have no idea if I'll be able to talk to the imam.
If there's enough interest in this thread I'll make a follow-up thread with the responses I got to some of the best questions.
Additional info for context: I'm British, male and an atheist. I have no plans on converting to islam. | AskReddit | jewish |
qgjbk | the_goat_boy | 1,330,820,846,000 | In *Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows*, I got a nasty chill down my spine when I read about when Shacklebolt's patronus flies into the middle of the wedding at the Burrow and announces that Rufus Scrimgeour is dead and the ministry has fallen. That moment pulled me right in. | AskReddit | jewish |
qj99q | mrsisti | 1,330,988,973,000 | I know I would need some sort of DNS server but what is preventing people to running their own ISP?
Edit: I mean why can't someone have a direct connection to the Tier 1 networks? Who owns the internet backbone? Isn't IP allocation run by a non profit group? | AskReddit | jewish |
qj5m0 | cyaspy | 1,330,984,851,000 | So Purim is tommorrow (more or less halloween for the Jews) and I, lacking anything witty, am dressing up as a sir.
Can you guys teach me some phrases and slang to use tommorrow?
Thanks. | AskReddit | jewish |
qj2cp | janre75 | 1,330,981,084,000 | I’m going a road trip in a few weeks and I want to record it with my phone (android). I would use a real video camera but I don’t have one and can’t justify the cost for the little I would use it. Any good apps to record the journey? anything with location or mapping would be great. | AskReddit | jewish |
qj0i3 | Jumphi97 | 1,330,978,764,000 | I'd say toilet paper, tissues, and simple things that won't go bad like hair gel and deodorant | AskReddit | jewish |
qixpa | danielxcubed | 1,330,975,264,000 | I work at Jimmy John's and not tipping the driver is common thing (not to say that all people do it but quite a few do). And I was wondering what Reddit thinks are reasons to not tip.
I always tip the delivery driver (even if its an hour late) because it isn't usually the drivers fault for being late.
However, in restaurants I tip not on food quality but how well the waitress worked (if she was prompt, polite, and on task). I think Steve Buscemi outlines that principle well in Reservoir Dogs.
What are your reasons? | AskReddit | jewish |
qiw07 | moo8 | 1,330,973,195,000 | Blinded By The Light - Bruce Springsteen "*Blinded by the light revved up like a ***deuce*** another runner in the night*
***-or-***
Tiny Dancer - Elton John "*Hold me closer **tiny dancer***" | AskReddit | jewish |
qiuus | sempire | 1,330,971,753,000 | Reddit is great to be a feminine guy, but soon as you're manly, out comes the hateraid.
It's cool to like cats, but not cars. forget guns.. high five to guys with man tampons..
UFC? You must be a closet gay. Boxing? Must be a closet gay. Soccer? Openly gay.
Bacon? 2010. It's all about vegetarian bacon now. 2012!
You have a job? You must be against the 99%
And then you get friendzoned with every girl you ever meet and then end up becoming gay and taking it out on some dudes asshole..
What the fuck reddit? Can't I just eat bacon, shoot things, fix my car, go to work, and bang my wife without feeling shamed that I was born this way?
EDIT: Man you guys are stupid. | AskReddit | jewish |
qit3h | mannfan9292 | 1,330,969,674,000 | I ask because today in lecture we were taking an exam and the room was dead silent. This one kid who thinks it's impolite to sneeze for some reason has to sneeze, so he tries to hold it in and ends up making this disgusting squelchy noise. Then he apologizes to all the exam-takers for disrupting them by calling out, "I'M SO SORRY!"
It happens almost every lecture and it boggles my mind every time. | AskReddit | jewish |
qisxt | Golanlan | 1,330,969,469,000 | I was just redditing around when I read this post
http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/qilwu/til_theres_a_biodegradable_urn_that_contains_a/
and a lot of hateful references about Dane Cook appeared.
Why? | AskReddit | jewish |
qiqit | skittixch | 1,330,966,431,000 | Every few months or so, I'll get inundated with multiple callbacks and emails thanking me for my request for an auto quote. The person who is doing this has information about my car, as well as my old address. I'm baffled as to what may be happening, and how I can stop it. it makes my blood boil. Thoughts? | AskReddit | jewish |
qiq3s | WhatImEating | 1,330,965,899,000 | An ex left me for another guy and wants to maintain her reputation. So she spread gossip around that I am an abusive stalking mentally ill person on drugs and she's scared for her life. She gets this guy to protect her and eventually they fall in love etc. (that's what she wants people to think.)
In reality, she just left me for this other guy. Now everyone thinks I'm some psycho loser and her new boyfriend tries to intimidate and scare me off as well as her hundred friends.
Anytime I go anywhere near her (same part of school), she tries to make it seem like I am stalking/attacking her. It's a small campus with about 50-100 people and now I have a horrible reputation and no one seems to take my side because I'm a bit of a loner.
How the hell do I deal with this? | AskReddit | jewish |
qio60 | Flopsey | 1,330,963,319,000 | http://www.reddit.com/r/proscience/ | AskReddit | jewish |
qif3a | nejpantsmonster | 1,330,943,082,000 | Just genuinely curious. Maybe some of your parents adopted you and they were gay, maybe you found out at school, maybe it was through t.v., maybe you discovered because you had feelings for someone of the same gender.
I found out from my dad while he was taking my brother and I to summer camp when we were between 7-10 years old. We were listening to his CDs on the long car ride and he put in a Queen album. Somewhere in the middle of the album, he informed us that the singer "liked boys too". It was just a strange way to tell us, curious if anyone else has an interesting story!
:) | AskReddit | jewish |
qidfc | Shockfox | 1,330,938,105,000 | pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease i'm so bored yet in so much pain. Help :( | AskReddit | jewish |
qicfb | Machinax | 1,330,935,389,000 | For those of you interested, last week I wrote a [review](http://michaelperera.suite101.com/accept-stalingrad-track-review--commentary-a403947) of "Stalingrad", the title track of the upcoming album by German heavy metal legends Accept. As per usual, I posted the completed article to the band's Facebook page and Twitter feed, figuring I'd get a hit or two by some bored fans.
Woke up Sunday to see that Accept (or whoever manages their online profiles) had re-posted my review from their Facebook feed, and re-tweeted it on Twitter, causing a HUGE spike in my readership statistics. In the four days it had been up before the re-posting, the article had logged 85 hits. On Sunday, that number shot up to 853.
By comparison, my previous most-read article has 440 hits.
Completely unbeknownst to anyone (except myself, and now all three of you reading), all this happened the day before my birthday. I haven't told too many people that it's now my birthday (except the now two of you reading this), so getting a nod from an awesome band (and one I had the pleasure of seeing live last year) the day before what I hope will be a quiet little birthday was very cool.
tl;dr A big heavy metal band gave my writing some free publicity the day before my birthday. Anybody have any similar experiences where the universe just...aligns right? | AskReddit | jewish |
qi8qj | amadea56 | 1,330,928,287,000 | I used to attend church when I was in high school with my family and it seemed that most of the consensus of the members of the church was that they were against the death penalty because it was like the system playing God, and God is supposed to decide when someone dies. But, if that supposed to be God's plan, isn't the system just carrying out God's will? I also wonder this for people who get murdered. Any thoughts? | AskReddit | jewish |
qi7rp | fukenhippie | 1,330,926,772,000 | Have there ever been any cases of Buddhist monks, Rabbis etc. molesting children? Is this something special that only the Catholic church has to offer? | AskReddit | jewish |
qi7pl | linsage | 1,330,926,684,000 | A colonic? A pill? A shake? What has worked for you? I've never done anything like it but I keep hearing great things about it!
Thanks! | AskReddit | jewish |
qi7kb | digividual | 1,330,926,492,000 | I can record incoming calls via google voice so that is good.
I have tried a lot of applications for Android and iPhone that
say they can record incoming and outgoing calls but I have
not found a single one that works yet. (My phones are non
rooted).
I would like a cloud based solution ideally that would work with all my phones. Since every call center seems to have this I find it strange its so hard to come by.
I am willing to use twillio, openvbx, freevbx, pay services, really I am just looking for a couple of options. | AskReddit | jewish |
qi685 | Rocktobot | 1,330,924,478,000 | Hey Reddit, I need help coming up with a creative theme for my girlfriends 22nd bday. Her 21st really sucked and I need to make up for it.
Thank you | AskReddit | jewish |
qi55d | paradox14 | 1,330,922,983,000 | How awesome would it be if president Obama himself did an AMA right here on reddit? I just sent an email to the White House asking if Obama would be so kind enough to do an AMA on reddit.com | AskReddit | jewish |
qi0lb | ytruhg | 1,330,916,791,000 | I'm thinking about taking of model ship building.
I am looking at the sets from Corel S.R.L.
l am pretty good with my hands, I built plastic models, as well as made my own circuit boards.
How hard are these kits? Are the parts pretty well made, or do you have to reshape/recut the wood.
Any input would be most appreciated.
Thanks | AskReddit | jewish |
qhyng | geshikhte | 1,330,914,215,000 | I'm a college student. Recently, I've applied for a research award, an all-expenses paid trip to Russia, and two fellowships that would cover my living expenses for the summer (plus give me more money than I've ever had in my life). But since I'm sure there are plenty of others who also applied for each of these things, I don't want to get my hopes up only for them to be crushed multiple times over.
So how do you not get your hopes up, or how do you deal with disappointment when something doesn't work out? I want to be prepared just in case. | AskReddit | jewish |
qhvdc | radiofiend | 1,330,909,863,000 | For a fiction writing class at school I need to write an 8 page or so short story. Any story prompts/ ideas?
If you'd like, I can post the story once completed... | AskReddit | jewish |
qhtjq | raymendx | 1,330,907,422,000 | My grandfather is very old and very immobile, but whenever I go imagine myself having a motorcycle, I think back at the times when he used to ride a motorcycle. That to me is bad ass since he's the only member of my family who I know has ridden a motorcycle. Even though he can't ride now because of his medical issues I still think he's awesome for having ridden a motorcycle for most of his life. | AskReddit | jewish |
qkujb | phi_is_all | 1,331,076,241,000 | Sorry if that is poorly written.
1. Expand wifi networks.
1.1 configure and graffiti drop WAP's everywhere.
2.0 safer be it you cant use in car. | AskReddit | jewish |
qkt4o | Kiwispam84 | 1,331,074,431,000 | Or nominate your own... | AskReddit | jewish |
qks3d | bananabombboy | 1,331,073,132,000 | I'm a student and have been trying to find a job for a few months now, I live in LA, and I haven't had any luck. What are some tips/ways you guys have found your job? | AskReddit | jewish |
qkpwv | AssumeTheFetal | 1,331,070,525,000 | Did they deny it? Did they try and use technical jargon to try and get out of it?
I had a doctor of nearly 20 years that kept me on my daily medication because I had been on synthroid since day 2 of being alive (apparently I was born without one, but this doc never found it weird that my dosage NEVER went up, even though I constantly brought it up).
Moved to a new city, new doctor listened to what I said, and found it via ultrasound in less than FIVE minutes. **Facepalm.** How about you reddit? | AskReddit | jewish |
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