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qmlho | Doriphor | 1,331,168,813,000 | I'd use it to pay for an US Xbox live account and other US card only online purchases I might run into. Can you help me pick a card that can be reloaded online from another visa card, and for free? Thanks in advance! | AskReddit | jewish |
qmla6 | moogle516 | 1,331,168,572,000 | Been to a lot of dentist offices and they all require a x-ray in order to get a teeth cleaning. >_< | AskReddit | jewish |
qmkne | ErX29 | 1,331,167,781,000 | Seriously, what the fuck is this? | AskReddit | jewish |
qmk9n | Sarah_Connor | 1,331,167,298,000 | Governments claim to be fighting a war on terror, and have spent trillions on crumbling civil liberties and supposedly spent 10 years hunting Osama - but do nothing about REAL terrorists like Kony.
Would it be legal to start a kickstarter to raise funds to go after this guy? | AskReddit | jewish |
qplg5 | brian21 | 1,331,336,163,000 | I know that there's two sides, I'm just not sure what the other one is and if we had some concise reasons, then we could tell people.
EDIT: I DO NOT SUPPORT THE MOVEMENT. I just want to know the truth so I can spread it. | AskReddit | jewish |
qpkyv | fobygrassman | 1,331,335,543,000 | My personal opinion NIN-hurt or bob dylans visions of johanna.
EDIT: Im asking for specifics here not "insert any justin beiber" tell me which JB song you think is the best lyrically. | AskReddit | jewish |
qpkdj | ChrisHernandez | 1,331,334,688,000 | http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2103820/Erin-Brown-21-handed-car-keys-drunk-boyfriend-fatally-hit-young-men.html | AskReddit | jewish |
qpk0i | bnghle234 | 1,331,334,211,000 | I just recently saw Coolio's mugshot up on some site because he was just recently arrested. I don't understand how it's okay for people to obtain these mug shots and publicize them. | AskReddit | jewish |
qpiea | GaFaMM | 1,331,332,253,000 | Looking for the scariest movie you can find. | AskReddit | jewish |
qphv8 | pysk7 | 1,331,331,605,000 | I'm sitting waiting for my plane currently and I see a shit ton of emt people waiting for someone to get off the plane so o assume it was bad. Whatcha got reddit? | AskReddit | jewish |
qphpw | Aicx | 1,331,331,412,000 | I'm filling out grad school apps | AskReddit | jewish |
qphp8 | theconversationalist | 1,331,331,399,000 | I am a 29yo male, I got uncircumcised to help protect the tip of my wanger. | AskReddit | jewish |
qpgdt | Aicx | 1,331,329,786,000 | So a friend of mine came over last night to have a little fun, and we slept together. After round two she tells me she "kind of has a boyfriend" and after I asked informed me that they have been on over 5 dates and have it listed on facebook (but she has it set up so only he can see they are in a relationship). But in a classic "in for a penny, in for a pound" mentality we went a third round and went our separate ways. Did I do anything wrong?
edit: (mostly) Everyone seems to be in agreement, thanks guys | AskReddit | jewish |
qpc1u | Broodje | 1,331,324,560,000 | I got a rather interesting story up here. I was 4 years old and playing outside with my former best friend back then. We used to walk around all over the place, through the woods etc. We also used to walk a lot near the canal and throw mud rocks in it and goof around. But this one time my friend fell into the water and just span around as we both didn't have any experience in swimming. I remember I just leaned over, grapped him by his leg and pulled him back up on the edge. Afterwards we just headed back home because we were quite disordered. I have no idea how I can explain this, it was terribly dangerous as I could've fallen in and I have no way to explain on where I got the strength to actually pull him on the ledge with 1 arm. Unfortunately I'm not in contact with the guy anymore as I moved away... I do remember this moment thorougly and vivid as if it happened yesterday.
So what is your earliest memory? :D
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qpbwu | ikeeel4money | 1,331,324,389,000 | I hate my weak character. I see many people with a strong character that are a shoe-in for leadership roles. However whenever I assume a leadership role or do something that requires me to lead in the workplace I 'awkward penguin' it all over the place. I'm probably an awkward penguin in real life.
A skill that I would love to have is the skill to concentrate. I have suffered from this ever since highschool. I can't concentrate on a lecture in many different occasions during the lecture itself. I see many people who sit during a lecture and write the whole thing right then and there. I'm also impressed by how accurate they are with their note taking skills. | AskReddit | jewish |
qp97i | amadea56 | 1,331,321,021,000 | Let's not forget Definitely, that one is tricky..
Edit: Conscience* I knew it was con-science, sometimes my left middle finger gets antsy and hits the e buttom before my right pointer finger has time to put the i button. No one is perfect. | AskReddit | jewish |
qp6me | frequencypromos | 1,331,317,794,000 | In nut shell I like fountain Diet Coke, then Canned Diet Coke, then bottle as a last option. I don't drink 10 cans a day usually I drink about 5 cans a week or bottles, rarely do I get the pleasure of the fountain. | AskReddit | jewish |
qp4yo | vretavonni | 1,331,315,689,000 | So, here's the scenario:
There are a group of us, all redditors who browse sub-reddits catering to our own personal interest. Sometimes, something interesting comes along and I'd like to share it with rest of the group (a link, a discussion, a comment - anything).
Right now, I'm thinking of a google group with an option so that anyone can post to the google group and then use the "share" button on reddit for reddit to directly send the link to that group. Discussions can happen on the group on gmail later. Can you do a similar thing with facebook somehow?
What could be a better idea to easily share and discuss reddit related stuff among a group of people. | AskReddit | jewish |
qp3rk | TheGreenBackPack | 1,331,314,146,000 | mine happened last night. I was hanging out with an old friend from high school and we both got pretty baked and decided we wanted some food. Being he lives in an area with some pretty good burger places we decide to drive there and get something to eat. When we get downtown to where all the restaurants are, there is absolutely no parking spots anywhere, and it was really cold and windy on top of it. After searching for a spot for about 15 minutes high as a kite, i suddenly have an epiphany that my mom left her handicap sticker in my car! so i immediately pull in to the last handicap spot available. At the time i was so happy because i finally got to eat, but after we left and i was driving home, i started to realize how big of a fuckhead i really am. | AskReddit | jewish |
qp2ef | el-grosso | 1,331,312,391,000 | The channel, more like video in question is this:
http://youtu.be/dI15B9VN0iU
Clearly, none of the content in this video belongs to me. I just edited everything together. However, because of the views, I have been invited by Youtube to start making revenue. Thing is, according to their terms, the video is not eligible. I was just looking for an easy explanation concerning other copyrighted material like video game footage, and how that passes youtube's claims? I've done my research, but I find different answers everywhere, and I'd rather this video wasn't removed from youtube.
Thanks for the help! | AskReddit | jewish |
qp05a | aluminio | 1,331,309,275,000 | - ***[Wag the Dog](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wag_the_Dog)*** -
>a Washington spin doctor ... before a presidential election, distracts the electorate ... by hiring a Hollywood film producer to construct a fake war
Not arguing that what Kony may *already* may have done is fake, but that now apparently many people are demanding that he be "brought to justice", which should keep the voters occupied for a while.
- **[Joseph Kony](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Kony)**
- **[Kony 2012](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kony_2012)**
| AskReddit | jewish |
qovgo | blacklutefisk | 1,331,301,796,000 | Last night, my fiancee and I were happily watching a 2nd season episode of Mad Men. At one point, Don and Betty got into an argument over the kids. Betty pushed Don, Don pushed Betty back. She left the room. My fiancee responded with astonishment and said she'd leave him if he did that to her.
I stop a moment. Neither of us are violent people, nor have we done anything that would be considered remotely violent to each other or anyone. If she happened to shove me out of anger for whatever reason, I'd like to think that I'd find a way to diffuse the argument. Yet I could totally see me, off guard, pushing her back with equal or lesser force.
And this became a real thing for us. She feels that it's a greater wrong for me to push her back because I'm bigger than her, and grounds to end our relationship if I ever did that. I argue that while it's not great that either of us resorted to any form of violence, it's something that would happen and we'd still work out the issue between us or, if necessary, in therapy.
What do you think? | AskReddit | jewish |
qoryr | josepharari | 1,331,292,854,000 | I have 3 different countries in my Facebook feed (~40 friends from the US, ~70 friends from Mexico and another ~70 friends from Israel). Nearly every American posted something (WE MUST ACT KONY 2012 or something like that), about 10 mexicans posted something (the hipster-est friends I have, always with the newest mac, you know the type) and virtually nobody from Israel even acknowledged there was something going on. I was just curious about how strong the "internet activist" is in other countries. | AskReddit | jewish |
qoo6o | RdMrcr | 1,331,281,464,000 | When you divorce, you need to waste a lot of money and give away property etc.
Why would the richer person marry? that's just irrational.
Can't a man just marry unofficially? | AskReddit | jewish |
qoj4k | djcookie187187187187 | 1,331,271,742,000 | I'm fighting for the band program in my high school to continue to exist. I really want to make a coherent argument of why music education is important and how it applies to the world.
So far, I've got that music education requires both sides of the brain, one of very few activities that does that. Music education increases self-awareness, culture, many work-related skills, as well as social skills.
Thank you, Redditors. | AskReddit | jewish |
qoikr | Kate1124 | 1,331,270,918,000 | So, not really to lose weight (I'm 5'10'', 135 lbs.); but I'm just such an unhealthy eater. Most of the time I'm way too tired to cook anything... and I hate that. I usually have cereal in the morning, a sandwich at lunch, and whatever doesn't take me long for dinner. But I just feel unhealthy. Also, sometimes I get stressed and go through phases where I'll have a donut/candy/etc. How bad is this? Do healthy eaters eat crap every once in a while? I would love it if someone could work out a menu or something like that with me, so that I can go grocery shopping & know what I have to cook every day. Any thoughts? Sorry if this is the wrong subreddit. I do want to add that I drink tea in the mornings to get me going, and I usually add half & half/milk and sweet and low (which I want to quit!!! gah!). Oh, I also drink a ton of diet soda. Bad, bad. I feel like I'm eating all these processed junk that is so bad for me and I have no idea how to stop. HELP! I'll be your project :) haha.
Again, it's not that I'm going to McDonald's every day or anything like that, I just want to give up bad habits, like the diet soda & sweet & low. Thanks for any input.
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qof32 | vidgameplaya | 1,331,266,208,000 | How come things I hear seem to "clip" when it gets too loud? I started a few years ago, and hasn't gotten worse, but from time to time it happens, and it's very annoying. It happens when I listen and sing along with music in the car sometimes, and if I'm hanging out with friends and someone's telling a joke and everyone laughs or is talking loudly/yelling... It's strange. It sounds like the noise that happens if something too loud is recorded, like when you breath a lot on a microphone. Anyone know why this happens to me? | AskReddit | jewish |
qoe62 | cagetheblackbird | 1,331,265,005,000 | I'm trying to think of ways to maximize not only these next 20 days, but also the actual day and weekend of said birth. Unfortunately I have two photo shoots on the actual day of my birthday (that I can't miss because I'm poor and need the money.) so there wont be MUCH celebrating on that day, but what should I do that weekend? What should my first drink be? Should I have a house party or go to a club? what are some perks I can take advantage of? any other advice you can think of?
If it helps your advice strategy, I live in Florida. :D | AskReddit | jewish |
qodzg | yorrick21 | 1,331,264,784,000 | I'm curious... on Reddit we often hear how children are indoctrinated into religion, and their dramatic fight to escape it later in life.
What we don't hear about so often is how some people make a conscious decision to adopt a new religion. Or become religious when they weren't before.
Anyone out there? What triggered the switch? | AskReddit | jewish |
qoccp | MrDNL | 1,331,262,674,000 | Some friends have this as an assignment from their professional development class, and they're so uninspired, it's sad. What would you do? | AskReddit | jewish |
qocbn | BipolarBear0 | 1,331,262,645,000 | I play this six degrees of separation style game where I go to Wikipedia, click on the random article button, close my eyes, and click on the hyperlinks on the page six times and see what page I end up on. The best I've gotten so far was when I started on an article about Canada and ended on an article about Adolf Hitler. | AskReddit | jewish |
qob7e | JesusJuice45 | 1,331,261,217,000 | Not really that famous but I am like 2nd cousins to this guy, Andrew Connolly http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0175260/ Who is an actor with bit parts in shows like Lost and Heroes, movies like Water For Elephants and played the part of Captain James Donnelly in L.A Noire. I know he's not really famous, still pretty cool though! | AskReddit | jewish |
qoarz | whosmav | 1,331,260,720,000 | Back in the day('91) my 7th grade art teacher had us watch this documentary. I can't remember much of it. The beginning showed a bunch of people asking for numbers from someone, like telephone, credit card, social, etc. Then they started just saying numbers back and forth to each other.
On a side note, in the same art class this guy came in to talk about art in marketing/branding and he happened to know the guys in GWAR. He was telling me all about them. Good times. | AskReddit | jewish |
qo8cg | dandaman352 | 1,331,257,658,000 | So I'm finally moving into my own apartment. What are some underrated things that I NEED know about or buy that I may not think about before I get caught without it? Or just basic life hack information. Anything would be appreciated, I'm kind of scared for my first big move!
Also, if I'm trying to sell a few things (ironically mom's basement is much bigger then my new place) what are some good places to go about it other then craigslist? Are there subreddits for it?
Thank you in advance.
EDIT: Keep them coming, I'm making a nice list off of this.
EDIT 2: To the people messaging me about taking pics so I don't get screwed and what not, I'm BUYING this place not renting it. Nobody can fuck me over at this point, but myself. I'm lawyered up. Thanks for the concern though. | AskReddit | jewish |
qo7is | marcoosha | 1,331,256,643,000 | I acidentally installed it onto my laptop (Samsung R580) and I've been having trouble trying to remove it.
I've gone to the control panel to try and uninstall it, but with no luck. And the same thing with Ccleaner.
PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!
H for hurry
E for "Ergent"
L for love me
P for please help me.............. | AskReddit | jewish |
qo6s8 | BlueScreenD | 1,331,255,727,000 | So I have this female friend who isn't really a Redditor but reads over my shoulder sometimes, and she wants to know the *secret Reddit passphrase*. Should I tell her?
...what if she offers me sexytimes?
PS She wants me to inform you that she knows some of the memes. | AskReddit | jewish |
qo6cc | Righteous_Dude | 1,331,255,166,000 | I've been looking at graphs of subscribers of reddits [such as this graph](http://redditlist.com/stats/Askreddit/), or [this one](http://redditlist.com/stats/space/), and they show a jump around the start of February - do you recall something at that time that would have led to a sudden increase in the number of subscribers?
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qo3uw | rickraus | 1,331,252,013,000 | I'm taking away from being able to relax and enjoy myself because all I think about is my gpa. Ill study for hours and then get a 70 on a test when my neighbor gets a 98 doing far less work. | AskReddit | jewish |
qqszl | djcookie187187187187 | 1,331,420,220,000 | I would love some fundraising ideas that can be done in the high school setting! Also, if you've organized any fundraising events before, what did you organize and how did you go about organizing it?
I'm really interested in doing a car smash at school, but I'm a bit over my head on that one. If anyone has done a car smash, how did you organize it?
All proceeds go to my school's band program! | AskReddit | jewish |
qqsaf | spitterofspit | 1,331,419,237,000 | Thank god for this event. | AskReddit | jewish |
qqp42 | Sir_George | 1,331,414,553,000 | There's obviously tons of legit posters on there, however I have come across several pics over the last few weeks I have also seen on amateur pornography sites, and I can only imagine (reddit being reddit) how many posts on r/gonewild are being pulled from other sites by male redditors being trolls or creeps.
Moreover, some of these women on there have the bodies of supermodels, they don't cross me as the type who would spend hours on reddit. | AskReddit | jewish |
qqljz | heymrk | 1,331,409,383,000 | The other night I was listening to a radio station in another part of my state via my smart phone. The station did a dead seg from *Land of Confusion* by Genesis straight into *Tom Sawyer* by Rush. Needless to say, that shit rocked.
I got to thinking-- is there anyone out there who could mix the two songs together and is willing to upload it? I don't mean a techno remix or a dubstep, but something like [Super Mash Bros](http://www.youtube.com/user/thesupermashbros?ob=4&feature=results_main) do. | AskReddit | jewish |
qqhxf | zyzzogeton | 1,331,404,023,000 | We have chickens and though we ordered hens, a rooster slipped through. He is of a size now where he is aggressive and loud and it is time for him to go. Attempts at placing him have failed, and I would like to know if anyone has a humane way to bring about his demise. | AskReddit | jewish |
qqhpu | thanks_for_the_fish | 1,331,403,736,000 | I like the introductory sounds for TED talk videos. The swoosh, the light musical notes in the background, and the gentle "bong" at the end. I love it!
What's yours, Reddit? | AskReddit | jewish |
qqdhx | politicaldan | 1,331,396,798,000 | i was at the very front of the Beijing Death Cab concert. At the end of the set, when everyone was clapping and cheering, I stuck my arm out hoping to shake his hand. instead, he gave me his pick. | AskReddit | jewish |
qq6o7 | MrPumkin | 1,331,378,871,000 | Please dont give the many contradictions the books give as an excuse for putting it down - i already have heard and understand that part of the argument. | AskReddit | jewish |
qq3i3 | tahudswork | 1,331,367,519,000 | I graduated high school in 2007, so virtually my entire adult life so far has been one constant economic shit storm where none of my friends or myself have been able to achieve anything like financial independence from our parents. Most, myself included, tried to ride things out in college but instead ended up massively in debt with no job at the end. When do you think things will get better for most people, and not just for corporations bottom lines? | AskReddit | jewish |
qq0ng | ascherj | 1,331,360,733,000 | Sorry for the confusing title. I hope it didn't deter too many people.
If such a subreddit existed where users could ask if certain subreddits existed, this post would belong there. | AskReddit | jewish |
qpxi5 | ikilledyourcat | 1,331,354,909,000 | and what songs would you cover? | AskReddit | jewish |
qpuea | tahudswork | 1,331,349,683,000 | I do, its almost always some [Dead Can Dance](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcmpBCXOgVI) | AskReddit | jewish |
qps9n | plasticbag777 | 1,331,346,249,000 | Curious because i got a speeding ticket in Virginia, I am from NJ. (i was following a pack of cars going 10 miles over the limit on a major highway. | AskReddit | jewish |
qpmx9 | psychuil | 1,331,338,249,000 | Just a though that crossed my mind. | AskReddit | jewish |
qs500 | TootsMcAnus | 1,331,509,921,000 | I was listening to the Toadies today, and I remembered being really excited when I heard that after a years-long wait, their second album was finally coming out. When it finally did, I was really disappointed. It was such a shame, because their first album was a masterpiece. So, it got me thinking: who do you think had the worst sophomore jinx? | AskReddit | jewish |
qs3ur | thewhitebaron | 1,331,508,395,000 | Maybe it's just me, but I have what seems to be a ridiculous view of drinking alcohol. The way I see it, there is no point in drinking alcohol if your aren't planning on getting drunk/buzzed off of it. Going out to dinner and gettting a whiskey on the rocks, or a glass of wine, or even a nice beer, seems uttely pointless. None of them taste *good*. Alcohol just doesn't taste good.
I know there are people out there who boast all the different scents and aromas that a fine glass of wine can exhibit, and people who tout the hoppiness or swoon over the special notes that a particular beer contains, but I just don't see it.
I was with a group of people pre-gaming to go to a bar earlier tonight, and I told one of the girls my opinion, and she looked at me as if I had two heads.
I am neither the first nor last person to say that alcohol tastes like shit, but I'll be damned if I let that get in the way of me getting drunk a night or two a week. The con of ingesting a foul tasting drink is outweighed by the pro of just being loose and having a good time, without having to worry about the multitude of things that could otherwise be worrying my mind and clouding my happiness.
Thoughts, Reddit? | AskReddit | jewish |
qs0rq | paradox14 | 1,331,504,244,000 | My friend is a Sophomore at my University and is seriously the laziest girl that I know. Her family is broke so she gets a completely free ride for college, and she is really really smart. However, because of her extreme laziness and lack of care for an education she takes really easy classes that she has no interest in at all. I am trying to convince her that she is so lucky she has a free ride, and she has an incredible opportunity. I want to see what you guys think, and how i can convince her to actually try hard in school. | AskReddit | jewish |
qrzyj | Senior_Destripador | 1,331,503,166,000 | I'll start:
1) make a viable and fun indie video game
2) sucker gay dudes at a gay bar to buy me drinks
3) shred epic back country/hit a giant bc powder jump
4) start a small fulfilling and mildly profitable business
5) incapacitate a bank robber (or any attacker of that sense) and get on the newspaper with a funny quote about the situation.. | AskReddit | jewish |
qryca | Rampant_Durandal | 1,331,500,983,000 | I was thinking about movies, and realized I could not name a specific source for any of my knowledge about movie productions and how movies are made. What are yours? | AskReddit | jewish |
qrwzu | Zambeezi | 1,331,499,076,000 | Hi Reddit, I got a buddy who's recently been constantly pestering me about IT advice regarding his computer. He has this idea ingrained in his head that his computer has a virus. I told him numerous times to scan his computer with an antivirus, and time and time again his PC was found to be clean. He already completely restored his laptop and wants to do the same with his mom's iMac (his laptop is a macbook (pro?), I think). Today he told me he was messing around with his preferences and deleting random .plist files. I'm not a mac user, but I do know that those preferences are sort of like the mac's registry (good thing there is no built-in "regedit" on macs) and I'm afraid he'll end up either doing something stupid or sending it to be "repaired" (which will cost quite a bit). Any advice on how to get him to just leave his computer the f*** alone? By the way, he's completely computer illiterate, that's why I'm worried. Thanks!
EDIT: I'm talking to him right now, and he has truly got this idea firmly implanted in his head. He won't let it go...this is actually starting to worry me; his behavior seems to be borderline schizo | AskReddit | jewish |
qrvi8 | comgoran | 1,331,496,966,000 | Hmm?
http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/ | AskReddit | jewish |
qrupg | poochina522 | 1,331,495,875,000 | I am in desperate need of a high resolution "rideit" reddit logo! I'm trying to make my boyfriend a Tshirt because he LOVES reddit and motorcycles! I have searched google images and can't find anything. I'm not very tech savy. Please help! :) | AskReddit | jewish |
qrteu | knowsguy | 1,331,494,174,000 | I've tried updating flash and java, cleared cookies and cache, ran CCleaner.. -all I get is the endless buffering. I can watch videos elsewhere, it's just youtube.
My PC is very old, but chugs along in most other respects. | AskReddit | jewish |
qrqmh | mrtechphile | 1,331,490,271,000 | They may have similarities, but I want to know what you think the differences are. Can you have one without the other? Examples? | AskReddit | jewish |
qrpo7 | aggie1391 | 1,331,488,884,000 | I've worked in food service for a few years in high school and college, but never to my knowledge was food ever spit in at either place. But the stereotype must come from somewhere, so confession time! | AskReddit | jewish |
qrp32 | MrMachiavelli | 1,331,487,999,000 | My dad sold a Kindle Cover for roughly 15 bucks a while ago. It was the old, slightly defected one that sometimes causes the Kindle to turn off/lose battery. In his description, he copied some description of the item of some other site and the description turned out to be that of the new Kindle cover. So this guy buys it, sends it to his friend in Russia. Guy in Russia finds out that it's the old cover, starts complaining about how the item description is false (ok, our fault) and he wants a full compensation for the item and the shipping it cost him to send it to Russia, along with all the fees and refuses to ship the cover back, instead sending images proving that he destroyed it. He finds out we are Russian-speakers as well, starts sending us non-stop emails to our private emails. After some reluctance(we used the cover, it's definitely usable), my dad pays refunds the item. Apparently, my dad missed $1.04 in some extra fees. THIS TIME HE FINDS OUR PRIVATE HOME NUMBER AND CALLS US DIRECTLY. We did not give him our number or any permission to contact us through that number. So my dad pays him the $1.04, but PayPal took off 30 cents, and the guy only got 80 cents. This is the GOOD PART: He sends us an email threatening to send messages describing our "wrong-doings" to ALL OUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS AND REAL LIFE NEIGHBORS. What should we do?
tl;dr - Guy from Russia buys Kindle cover, not what he wanted, we refund him, miss 24cents, he's threatening to send our facebook friends and real life neighbors a report of our "wrongdoings" | AskReddit | jewish |
qrp06 | wazzym | 1,331,487,900,000 | Let's Make A list of all of them and see how many we can get. | AskReddit | jewish |
qrnbb | Maslo55 | 1,331,485,218,000 | How is the Reddit frontpage determined? I ask this because I have repeatedly observed that some highly upvoted submission (2000+ upvotes) is one of the first on the frontpage, and then, when I refresh it 15-30 minutes later, I cannot find it anywhere on the first 5 pages, even though older submissions with less upvotes are still on the frontpage or at least on the first 5 pages.
Frankly it looks like someone deliberately took it from there to censor it. | AskReddit | jewish |
qrmch | EgXPlayer | 1,331,483,578,000 | Well,I live in the eastern part of germany and if you tell a german where I live (or a big city near to it) he will say "Oh yeah,east germany"..Well my mate lives in the same town as me and asked me once "Is our city in the eastern or western part of germany?" ,everyone was laughing and he was like "Wtf? Why do you laugh?" :D | AskReddit | jewish |
qrlvr | mattman59 | 1,331,482,781,000 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWiF9hSgyoU
So I am watching the above link that is circa 2006 and thinking about the current US involvement in the region. In the video Kony and the leadership of the LRA are shown to be holding cellular or satellite phones in most scenes. Both devices will constantly put out a traceable signal when they are on and there is ample evidence that the US government (NSA) has the ability to listen in on sat phone calls which is why Osama gave his up long before 9/11.
In [The Secret Sentry](http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Sentry-History-National-Security/dp/1596915153) the author recounts US forces being able to accurately locate and attack NVA radio operators within a few minutes of powering on their sets during Vietnam. We also know Delta helped use state of the art SIGINT gear to help locate Pablo Escobar as well so lending help to 3rd countries isn't an issue.
So why (other than geography) is this guy so hard to find? | AskReddit | jewish |
qrjy1 | WhatImEating | 1,331,478,828,000 | What were their principles for success?
Homosexuality in the military? | AskReddit | jewish |
qrix2 | brian21 | 1,331,476,497,000 | Requirements:
You can eat it without puking
It makes you feel better
Delicious
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qrhtq | savvysab | 1,331,473,487,000 | Are they dense? | AskReddit | jewish |
qrhbi | psychuil | 1,331,471,899,000 | Say it hits a building dead on the top, how many floors down would be unsafe?
How many concrete walls would you need to shield you from a direct hit to the building?
Asking these questions mainly coz I've got those falling on the city i moved to, and the sound of exploitations indicate that some have fallen [as close as 800-1000 meters from me](http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/sad-numb.jpg). | AskReddit | jewish |
qrh8x | szopin | 1,331,471,673,000 | As it is the only op so far that can really hit MPAA/RIAA's pockets, maybe it needs more bit publicity | AskReddit | jewish |
qrh5n | SemFi | 1,331,471,371,000 | I haven't even seen this subreddit before, what the fuck is it?
http://www.reddit.com/r/Pyongyang/ | AskReddit | jewish |
qra1h | zero01one | 1,331,448,297,000 | **The set up**:
I'm walking home through a shitty area of town after getting off work. I see a guy ten meters ahead of me walk out of a driveway. He's just kind of meandering with a rolling gate that says he's waiting for a ride or something. He turns around and looks at me and I start to pass by where he's standing. "Hey man", he says. I stop to hear him out, thinking maybe he needs a light or directions or something. "What you got on you?" he says. he approaches within a meter of me.
Having seen him ahead of me I was thinking "this looks like a guy who would try something", but I dismissed this thought before I got close to him. When he asked what I had on me, I had the weirdest feeling. It felt like my heart sank low in my chest. Something like losing your last 20 dollars at a black jack table knowing that it was your cab fare home.
I could only utter a "no". In my head it was a surprised "no", a defeated utterance. How it actually came out was a gravelly sort of Clint Eastwood delivery because I had to clear my throat.
The feeling of defeat lasted only for a second as I scoped him out and saw that he was of a height with me and that I probably had a couple of kilos on him. I started to get really angry at the though that some asshole would try and rob me.
I fixed him with what full metal jacket taught me was called a "war face". I started to speak, "you know what?", it came out cold and with the gravel of my unclear throat behind it. His face melted into a very soft expression. "nah, man, nah" he said as he started to back away from me. He looked backward awkwardly and started to turn his shuffle into a skip backward before he could manage a full turn and start to jog to a car that was idling.
I jogged after him while dialling 911 on my cell, but he got to the car and it sped off as struggled to close the door.
**The reaction**:
After finishing my report to the police, I walked the rest of the way home and felt so helpless. yes I stood my ground (an admittedly stupid thing to do considering that he could have had a weapon), but that hit of despair when I realized that he was trying to rob me made me feel so small. It's almost like his intimidation worked for a moment, like I caved.
Am I a coward?
**TLDR**: a guy tried to mug me, and I was surprised and defeated for a moment, but then I advanced on him and he ran. I feel like a complete coward for having a defeated reaction instantly and not going into a demonic trance whereby I rip out his heart. anyone else ever get this?
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qr8iz | Tamil_Tigger | 1,331,445,365,000 | I've used reddit for years over various accounts, and only just noticed the "add as friend" button on another user's page. | AskReddit | jewish |
qr6tm | chessuscrust | 1,331,442,236,000 | I just found a 1st generation iphone and wanted to see if I can run ios4 on it so it could be just a little more useful. | AskReddit | jewish |
qr5js | bkwrmi | 1,331,440,096,000 | She killed herself two days ago and I found out yesterday morning. We met three years ago during a study-abroad program in Europe and were basically joined at the hip the entire time. After that, we stayed in touch via skype and facebook, and I was able to visit her in her home country last summer. We were plannng a trip when she could come here to visit me as well.
We last skyped a couple of days before she killed herself and it didn't dawn on me that she might be planning something like this. She's always been so full of life and so strong, the idea that she's gone now is really hard to grasp. We talked some about what was bothering her and I'm worried that I gave her bad advice or should have said something different, that I should have called her back the next day, etc. Thinking back on the conversation, I still can't think of anything that could have tipped me off that she was suicidal - only that she was upset.
How do I deal with this?
Is there anything I can do for her family (long distance)? | AskReddit | jewish |
qr3p4 | aliphbata | 1,331,437,093,000 | I told the cop that I have insurance but the truth is I haven't had my vehicle insured since December 31st 2011. He believed me and said for me to provide proof to the people in the government center. I am currently unemployed and could not afford insurance. The cop cited me for the proof of insurance and said everything will be cancelled if i provide the proof within 10 days.
What to do? any Redditors that have exprienced this situation your advice is welcomed.
Lawyers of Reddit if you have any legal loopholes that can be useful to me let me know, I would greatly appreciate it.
(UPDATE) I just joined the insurance policy with a friend who already had insurance for the past 6 months "i did this online" and they (progre$$ive) gave me an option to print out proof of insurance online and it was dated for the 6 months that my friend had his policy going. Went to the court house the lady asked for poi for the date I was cited. She read the date took the proof of insurance made a copy of it for the records and then she notified me that my case has been dismissed and I was so relieved. FYI. I will never break the law again totally not worth it. | AskReddit | jewish |
qr2hj | Bigbadmomma | 1,331,435,101,000 | I was slicing an onion earlier cooking dinner. I sliced the ends off and chunked them in the trash. A few minutes later my 5 year old son went to the trash, pealed the skin off the onion ends, and proceeded to chow down. I asked him what exactly he was doing. He told me he loved onions. He ate every bite even though his face had turned red and his eyes were watering. I asked him if his mouth burned and he said yes and kept eating.
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qr19g | jim45804 | 1,331,433,050,000 | Botched jumps are valid. Be sure to include injuries you sustained. | AskReddit | jewish |
qqzrn | Broodje | 1,331,430,635,000 | Lucid dreaming basically means that you're becoming aware of the fact that you're dreaming while you're still dreaming. It's really fun to experience and can even be done on command (just google it up). Best example of this is probably inception. The scene with the girl when she gets asked if she knew where they were 15 minutes ago. She realises she's dreaming and does all sorts of wild things :D.
My first dream whas this one time when I was snowboarding down a hill and suddenly realised that I was dreaming. Afterwards I just continued snowboarding and gave myself powers to move stuff with my mind. Later on I was on a large square and I summoned a motorcycle for myself to cross around. Afterwards I just started pranking people with my new obtained power ^^.
Since I've been writing down my dreams I really have a good and clear memory on my recent dreams lately. I dream about every night and most of them are all fun, but never lucid. Probably because I never bothered to actually train on dreaming lucid. The only thing that bothers me is if this would become addicting. To escape reality by dreaming and to get away from all my problems.
Anyways, share your story! | AskReddit | jewish |
qqxpe | MpegEVIL | 1,331,427,398,000 | Just got my dad a brick. Cost 37 cents. | AskReddit | jewish |
qqw3c | Bigbadmomma | 1,331,424,805,000 | I ruptured two disc and have been bed bound because of severe pain. First epidural has taken alot of pain away so I can finally get around somewhat normally. I was really wanting to have a great time this weekend since its also now my cake day, but no one seems interested to live it up with me.
Entertain me please. Put a smile on my face. | AskReddit | jewish |
qtn4b | Silverfin113 | 1,331,593,815,000 | What would this mean for the earth, would we even be able to survive? | AskReddit | jewish |
qtmum | jonasperrin | 1,331,593,512,000 | Mine was learning to jump up a curb on my bike. | AskReddit | jewish |
qtlyr | pissflap | 1,331,592,519,000 | I'm thinking that she does have the prettiest pussy I've ever seen in a picture or in real life.
http://i.imgur.com/FSaAl.jpg | AskReddit | jewish |
qtke3 | anthonylancer | 1,331,590,609,000 | I just want a part time job to work on the weekends or after school.
I live in Brooklyn NY if anyone needs any work done that requires thinking and skill. | AskReddit | jewish |
qtjka | BarelyComical | 1,331,589,609,000 | So I'm patiently waiting behind someone at an ATM and they just keep clicking buttons. Do ATMs have some way to manage stocks that I don't know about? I never need more than thirty seconds, but it always seems to take everyone in front of me 5+ minutes. | AskReddit | jewish |
qtcoa | FixPUNK | 1,331,582,004,000 | For instance to understand algebra requires and understanding of Basic counting, addition, etc... | AskReddit | jewish |
qtclh | ducktomguy | 1,331,581,905,000 | For example, write a comment about [reddit](http://www.lonecomment.com/?topic=Reddit) and it will be the only thing people will see when they search for Reddit on the site for 30 days. | AskReddit | jewish |
qtc3r | Iyoten | 1,331,581,334,000 | I'm majoring in industrial and systems engineering, but I'd like to add a minor of my own interest (a social science or a foreign language) and/or study abroad for a semester, but it would mean having to stay in college for 4.5-5 years instead of 4.
I'd like to hear your input on staying in college longer. Also, the additional cost to attend isn't a big issue for me. | AskReddit | jewish |
qtbou | Subhazard | 1,331,580,873,000 | My father was in subs, and my uncle was in search and rescure. They both turned out really well, but my life doesn't seem to be working out for me.
I hear the Navy is a fine place to work for a few years, Coast Guard too, I am worried about being pulled to a front line from the Coast Guard though, does that actually happen? | AskReddit | jewish |
qta4z | pumper911 | 1,331,579,167,000 | I used to know a really cool card trick, but have forgotten how to do it :(. I know I can Google around and find some, but figured I'd ask Reddit if they knew any cool ones and the secret behind them. | AskReddit | jewish |
qt8x9 | astomp | 1,331,577,794,000 | I'm in the library at my university derping around on Reddit, so pretty much anything considered racy by 1950's standards is NSFW. A pic of girls in their underwear just came up on my screen and now everyone is trying to see what I'm doing. | AskReddit | jewish |
qt8lw | WhatImEating | 1,331,577,434,000 | When was that special moment? | AskReddit | jewish |
qt8l0 | TheGreyDuck | 1,331,577,405,000 | I've been living abroad for a while and just got back to Chicago. I'm getting a smartphone in two weeks, but in the mean time I'd like a burner. I'm not a drug dealer (not that there's anything wrong with that), but I need to make calls for two weeks.
What should I know? Where do I buy disposable phones? Do they come with plans or do I need to set one up elsewhere? Is there a kind I can keep in case I need one again some time? Ideally one that accepts international SIM cards in case I travel.
Also, is there a more appropriate subreddit for this question? | AskReddit | jewish |
qt8gf | lovethismfincountry | 1,331,577,248,000 | http://news.yahoo.com/justice-dept-opposes-texas-voter-id-law-144238429.html. theres the link. why shouldnt we need an id to vote? doesnt it make sense to prevent non citizens from voting? lets hear your thoughts reddit. | AskReddit | jewish |
qt890 | easy_Money | 1,331,577,016,000 | I went to a hospice care center today and it got me thinking. Is there any hope for these people or are they only there because it is certain they will soon pass? | AskReddit | jewish |
qt7dq | Unlucky13 | 1,331,575,997,000 | Sorry if my question is naive or ignorant, I'm just curious about what sort of capabilities the internet may have in the near future. | AskReddit | jewish |
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