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r3kf0 | Carobu | 1,332,172,334,000 | I tried this a week back, and got the hell downvoted out of me, making it very hard to do my project :/
I'm doing a paper on subcultures for a portfolio that's a large chunk of my grade. I decide that Reddit was the community in question I wanted to do my project on. So if some people can answer some questions for me, or suggest things to me it'd be awesome.
* How has Reddit changed your life?
* What do you feel being a part of Reddit does for you?
* Is there anything about Reddit that has surprised or scared you?
* What do you think it is about Reddit that makes us unique?
* Any other general comments?
Thanks so much for your help Reddit, if you guys want, I'll post a picture of my animals or something, or answer the questions myself. It is a huge help since the answer and comments here will be used to write my research paper. Thanks Reddit! | AskReddit | jewish |
r3ixv | AssumeTheFetal | 1,332,170,356,000 | I feel like I needed to be in blink 182. Maybe play backup kazoo/vocals. What say you reddit? | AskReddit | jewish |
r3hmd | makesureimjewish | 1,332,168,434,000 | I usually pick up with "911 what is the nature of your emergency?". Always gets a good stutter
another good one i want to start using is: Strategic Air Command Nuclear Strike Force Alpha. May I have your targeting coordinates and authorization code, please?"
edit: my first [/r/askreddit](/r/askreddit) front page! i'd like to thank my fellow redditors | AskReddit | jewish |
r3h5m | zakool21 | 1,332,167,721,000 | This has always bothered me.
Many websites write "login" after the fields for your user name and password, when I contend that it should be "log in." A "login" is a noun meaning the combination of your user name and password. Example: "Forget your login? Click here." | AskReddit | jewish |
r3fv9 | Depression-Unlocked | 1,332,165,613,000 | I'm a risk manager for a large financial services company. I've been asked to come into my daughter's class for career day and give a 15 minute overview of my job. While my job is mainly risk management (and I DO NOT consider myself a banker) I think there may be some important things to share with children about banking, such as delayed gratification and saving for your future. Reddit, what would you teach in 15 minutes to these kids? | AskReddit | jewish |
r3f4e | bigfig | 1,332,164,231,000 | There is a collection in the building for the family, but I do not know them well and they are not destitute. Besides which I want to do something directly constructive to help others in the future; I would like to donate something to a charitable organization in his name. I would then forward them an acknowledgement of the gift (hopefully a decent looking letter or card).
I want them to know something was done to help others --- maybe prevent this horror from happening to some other family.
EDIT:
I know there are many charities. I can google and I do *not* want to select just any charity, because they are *not* all equivalent. I want replies from people with direct experience with charities that they *know* to be well run and that provide tasteful cards or letters in reply to a donation on someone else's behalf.
This is the NYC area.
| AskReddit | jewish |
r3dmx | PalermoJohn | 1,332,161,167,000 | >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Luke
I'd say that anyone older than 25 knows this guy in Europe. Was wondering how many of you Americans have heard of him. | AskReddit | jewish |
r39c0 | jason-samfield | 1,332,149,412,000 | Additionally, what's your least favorite color and why?
Could you rank the primary, secondary, and tertiary colors in an order of preference and if so why did you choose the specific ordering as such? | AskReddit | jewish |
r3451 | raymendx | 1,332,136,546,000 | How was it growing up without a television in your home? | AskReddit | jewish |
r339a | lockerdude | 1,332,134,959,000 | It just seems like its hard to seem confident when first meeting someone without being a douchebag... | AskReddit | jewish |
r32yt | wolflarsen | 1,332,134,518,000 | Was wondering for the opinion of those who read both.
For those who don't know, Battle Royale was a Japanese manga (originally novel and there was scrappy movie) about a bunch of high school kids that were forced into a survival death match against each other for a tv show. There was a book and movie but the manga seems to be the definitive version (in my opinion).
Hunger games seems like you took your friend's high school essay idea and reworked it enough to be different.
**Edit**: noted novel origin.
**Edit**: I'm not saying there is any funny business. But I can't seem to shake this feeling of shenanigans everytime I hear about HG after already knowing BR.
**Edit** : Thanks camopdude, for stating things better than I could. I guess I'm not the first to raise this point. | AskReddit | jewish |
r32ts | DerMann | 1,332,134,269,000 | I've wondered this for many years now. I can get a bottle of 80 200mg caffeine pills from Wal Mart for like $4. They don't have all the bullshit energy drinks have in them, and don't require all the preparation that coffee requires.
Personally, I don't like coffee and I drink tea purely for pleasure, not its caffeine content. Not going to lie, caffeine pills will give you a ridiculous caffeine tolerance. Usually take 2 when I wake up and 2 around 5pm.
I just don't understand why someone would want to buy a $3 energy drink or coffee that has less caffeine than a single caffeine pill. I'm sure there's a flavor component (especially for coffee). I have no problem with enjoying coffee with breakfast or what have you - that I can understand.
Effectually, I'm asking why one would choose energy drinks or pre-made coffee (e.g. Starbucks) over caffeine pills when one's main purpose is to intake caffeine. | AskReddit | jewish |
r31og | ChrisHernandez | 1,332,132,480,000 | that is the question. | AskReddit | jewish |
r2v84 | Persian5life | 1,332,124,133,000 | title pretty much sums it up | AskReddit | jewish |
r2sbq | austingoeshard | 1,332,120,445,000 | It was posted a while back but I didn't up-vote for some reason. :/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zw417rEiCE | AskReddit | jewish |
r2s1q | PicopicoEMD | 1,332,120,113,000 | Hey! So, I've been playing piano for nine years, and have had this idea for a while now. I like the idea of basically recollecting parts of the best songs of gaming and piecing them together on a single song.
I don't really want to just add the most popular or most well-known songs. I'm not going to be putting, for example, the Super Mario Bros. theme song. Nor do I want to fill it with other merely popular songs from the 8-bit era. I am looking for the best songs from a purely musical standpoint... songs which are powerful and epic, songs which are breathtaking and beautiful... good songs. I will of course post it on Reddit when its done, although It'll take a while.
I've already chosen a few.
-[Dragonborn from The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnRQJxanVM)
-[Ezio's Family from Assassin's Creed II](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfFvOt5GPr8)
-[The Legend of Zelda Theme from The Legend of Zelda Series](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGufy1PAeTU)
-[Aeris's Theme from Final Fantasy VII](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OSjxWJuuqQ)
-[The Ocean on His Shoulders from Bioshock](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp6QpMWaKpE)
-[Metal Gear Solid Main Theme from Metal Gear Solid Series](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNVCD1dsnJI&feature=related)
Which others should I add? | AskReddit | jewish |
r2rcs | Slenderpman | 1,332,119,215,000 | I have a friend who I was bunked with at summer camp and suddenly remembering many outbursts of asking for the location of a mysterious metal bird and yelling at me and my other bunkmates in his sleep, I was inspired to ask reddit this question. | AskReddit | jewish |
r2rcg | janre75 | 1,332,119,203,000 | Anyone know a good place to sell an old phone. Currently I have a Blackberry Tour 9630 (Verizon) I am looked to get rid of. I tried gazelle but they are not taking this model. Any help would be great | AskReddit | jewish |
r2qu7 | DaZese420 | 1,332,118,575,000 | One time in my elementary school years the school janitor accidently ran over a family of bunnies, and all the girls felt bad. So they fucking started holding these sick fucking half dead bloody baby bunnies. Northeastern Indiana is weird. Does anyone else have any? | AskReddit | jewish |
r5w1w | jewstar | 1,332,287,155,000 | My girlfriend, of about a year, works in a Lab where they do gene research. She conviced me to come in and get typed so I could get paid to participate in research studies. She casually mentioned that if we were too similar, we couldn't have kids together, beacuse they would be at risk for genetic diseases and other bad stuff.
lets fastforward a week, to a few minutes ago. We are doing our usual back and forth emails at work.... When suddenly, she mentiones she has bad news.
Her: Baby your typing came back today…I have some sorta bad news. You’re not sick or anything don’t worry about that
Me:????? heart beating super fast?????
Her:So remember when I was joking about us being too similar…
Me: How similar?
Her: Like our parents are cousins similar :(
Her: Yeah. I’m sorry, I don’t think we are a good fit anymore. I don’t want to get too attached to you… I’ll always love you :’(
Me: .......................
Her: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Just kidding
I feel like i need to get her back.... Reddit tell me your best pranks! | AskReddit | jewish |
r5sq8 | cornfrontation | 1,332,283,412,000 | This is for a school project. I need to come up with some basis for the financial figures I use. The idea isn't the same as Etsy, but is similar in that it's a hub where retailers can create their own storefronts. The site would process all the payments, so a shopping cart feature would need to be included as well.
I'm looking for a rough estimate, or a range from low quality to high quality. Just something so I can come up with some ballpark for the costs associated with launching the site. (Servers and domains are already owned, so it's really mostly the web development that needs to be done.)
Thanks! | AskReddit | jewish |
r5rsz | tforge13 | 1,332,282,375,000 | This is not meant to be related to your real political beliefs. I'm personally a Democrat, and I support Obama, but I still have opinions about the Republicans.
I really shouldn't have to say this, but please don't downvote people who have opinions that you disagree with. I don't want to dissuade people from getting their opinions out.
Edit: When I said "This is not meant to be related to your real political beliefs", I meant that you shouldn't just post "They all suck because xx would make the best president." I don't mind answers like "Santorum, because if he wins then Obama's most likely to win.", but I'd much prefer an answer similar to my own:
>I'll throw my opinion out here too, I guess. I personally like Romney most, just because I feel like he'd screw the least up if he won. One of my biggest reasons for this is that, while he has made no recent steps to support the LGBT cause, he has also made no steps against it.
If you don't want to put in all that, that's fine, just don't say "Ron Paul." and be done with it. What about Ron Paul do you like as a candidate? | AskReddit | jewish |
r5rr8 | I_Am_Vladimir_Putin | 1,332,282,330,000 | Useful,not entertaining. Examples: r/personalfinance,r/frugal... | AskReddit | jewish |
r5rka | Chanz | 1,332,282,109,000 | I will try to keep this short. I want to intern for a company. That company cannot pay me, although the prospects of payment further down the road are definitely possible. So the only option is an unpaid internship and thus I would be receiving college credit. Problem is, that due to budget cuts at my community college, I only have 3 units this semester and to quality for internships in the summer, I needed to have 6.
Obviously keeping this company out of trouble and negating liability is very important to me but I would really like to intern for them. Is there any other way to do this/loopholes I have not considered.
Thank you! | AskReddit | jewish |
r5p0a | MissFegg | 1,332,279,271,000 | After reading this [thread](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/r4prr/people_with_office_jobs_that_surf_the_web_all_day/) I just wonder how you guys do it, for me is just that some days I have to work a lot of extra hours (not paid) so I think I compensate that, but still some days I feel bad about it.
| AskReddit | jewish |
r5ol1 | virexmachina | 1,332,278,826,000 | We were [discussing](http://www.reddit.com/r/webdev/comments/r52fw/always_check_your_clipboard_when_pasting_urls/) someone's inadvertent pasting of porn in a public forum here. I was wondering what's on people's clipboards.
What's on my clipboard?
| Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.
Relating to [this](http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/64632_10150700571251083_598386082_11592523_228991957_n.jpg). | AskReddit | jewish |
r5m4z | Edonlin2004 | 1,332,276,108,000 | Hey Reddit I'm making a care package for a girl I used to babysit for who was recently diagnosed with lymphoma. She is 19 any going to be in the hospital for at least a month. I'm looking for ideas of what to put in the care package - any ideas?
| AskReddit | jewish |
r5luh | somethinginsideme | 1,332,275,760,000 | I think most people use the term "Contiguous" when referring to the "Lower 48" United States to specify the main portion of the US that does not include Alaska or Hawaii. I have noticed that sometimes people use "Continuous" as well, which I always figured was just a common misnomer due to the fact that "continuous" is a more common word than "contiguous". However, it looks like "continuous" still accurately describes the situation anyway. And today I came across the word "Conterminous" for the first time on the US Geological Survey website.
All seem to be technically accurate but just out of curiosity, is one more "official" than the others in, say, US law or geography circles? I am surprised that today was the first time I've seen "conterminous" considering it's the preferred term on a government geological website. | AskReddit | jewish |
r5i7q | citizen_coping | 1,332,271,724,000 | I would have to say:
[Diggstown](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104107/)
[Quick Change](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100449/) | AskReddit | jewish |
r5hlf | the_goat_boy | 1,332,271,026,000 | The Orphanage for me.
I've got it on pause right now so I can take a breath of air. | AskReddit | jewish |
r5f3x | americent | 1,332,268,330,000 | Really anything you wish you knew. | AskReddit | jewish |
r5dwp | shoshiyoshi | 1,332,266,942,000 | My math class is spending the rest of the semester playing an online stock market game. We're all starting with a million dollars and whoever wins gets extra credit. Reddit, where should I invest? | AskReddit | jewish |
r5bwg | happywaffle | 1,332,264,549,000 | Inspired by [this Retronaut post](http://www.retronaut.co/2012/03/u-s-oil-crisis-1973/). Looks almost apocalyptic. | AskReddit | jewish |
r5bd7 | NeverGonnaGiveUUp | 1,332,263,901,000 | Reading the "going to turn 100 AMA" askreddit thread on the front page right now got me thinking. The first question was to the 99 year old woman "Do you remember your first crush" and she said of course and she still hasn't gotten over it. Just curious how the rest of reddit feels. Please include your age and how long you've "had feelings." Very brief story would be nice. Tell us about your first/biggest (unrequited) love and if you've gotten over it. | AskReddit | jewish |
r5af6 | DarkTwistedFantasy | 1,332,262,803,000 | This morning, my roommate told me that I was talking in my sleep about stock market investments. Apparently, at 3 in the morning I sat up in my bed and said "yes, that would be a good investment in the long run." | AskReddit | jewish |
r59ki | Micosilver | 1,332,261,755,000 | Is there a resemblance? Post photos if you would like... | AskReddit | jewish |
r58hn | gfunk420 | 1,332,260,444,000 | We've been dating since Jan. 2011. We're in our late 20's, and neither one of us has ever lived with a S.O.
Got any tips for keeping a good thing a good thing? | AskReddit | jewish |
r57u0 | pagaladmee | 1,332,259,606,000 | I was speaking to a tireshop guy who told me that When performing wheel alignment, they HAVE to balance the wheels. Is this correct? if this is true, then I would not need to pay extra for wheel balancing. | AskReddit | jewish |
r577t | grantimatter | 1,332,258,814,000 | Sure, no one uses typewriters any more... but they still make computer keyboards with little bumps on the F and J keys for your index fingers. | AskReddit | jewish |
r54b7 | secretvictory | 1,332,254,958,000 | So I want to better my situation by going to school. My work is 40+ hours of focused work. If I can get any job that allows homework with a laptop (I want to be a videogame modeler and would need to work on Maya, mudbox, 3dsmax, PhotoShop and zbrush for hours on end) I would be in heaven.
Can reddit give me any leads?
Note: graveyard shift is obvious, I have already thought of security guard and counter person at a gym.
Edited: I left out some words. | AskReddit | jewish |
r543v | politicaldan | 1,332,254,690,000 | My girlfriend told me this gem the other day, thought I would share with you.
She works for a massive healthcare software company that employs about 5,000 people. Almost all of them work at the same mega-complex in the midwest. In every department, there's a break room where the company provides free stuff like milk, coffee, juice, tea, etc.
They had this big meeting with the CEO of the company, all five thousand employees were in this massive indoor auditorium and the CEO just finishes this exciting presentation about the future of the company and new products and what not and opens the floor to questions. This brand new hire (been at the company only a few months) stands up, gets chosen out of the thousands, and asks the CEO "Why can't we have free *soy* milk in the break room?"
The room went silent and the CEO was like "uhhhhh i believe that's a question for culinary....Next question."
She shouts out "I asked culinary, they didn't tell me anything, now i'm forwarding in on to you!"
Some poor guy stands up says he'll take care of it and the meeting goes on.
That afternoon, an email goes around from the culinary division explaining how much the company spends on all the free stuff and how there's not enough interest in soy milk to justify the expense.
She then proceeds to 'reply all' about the need for "alternator milk." It was like the sound of 4,999 facepalms.
**TL;DR** coworker gets a chance to ask the CEO of a major company anything she wants, and she asks for free soy milk.
| AskReddit | jewish |
r526q | flaoser | 1,332,251,667,000 | Whenever I am flipping through channels and I end up on a soap opera, I can immediately tell. It's not the plot or the terrible acting, it just looks off somehow. Is there anything different about the way that soap operas are filmed that makes them all look this way? Or an I just crazy? | AskReddit | jewish |
r51a8 | herpmanderpstein | 1,332,250,174,000 | The dude wins states and has the most delegates, so I don't understand how him "only" getting 50% of the vote is good for Santorum | AskReddit | jewish |
r504y | SirDerpingtonIII | 1,332,247,915,000 | Ill go first:
I was sitting at my computer typing messages to my SO when I released gas and noticed it smelt similar to her natural smell, this amazed me so I typed out "on another note, my sweaty fart smells just like you" With the pure intention to send it.
Needless to say, I dodged a bullet when my brain actually connected the dots and I became aware of how stupid that might have been. | AskReddit | jewish |
r4y82 | Crozach | 1,332,243,463,000 | Since Friday i have had a fever. The highest it spiked was 102.7 under the arm which is really around 103.7. I have been dizzy and tired but I still have a huge appetite. The doctor just told me I didn't have strep or the flu and that it is something viral but didn't do anymore test or prescribe anything to help with the symptoms. I have been taking Advil when ever my temperature goes above 100.4. Should I be worried and do you guys have any clue what it could be? Thanks for any help.
Edit: The lymph node on the left side of my neck is swollen but no other lymph nodes are. I have a headache also but that's from the fever I think. | AskReddit | jewish |
r4wwq | MpegEVIL | 1,332,239,897,000 | I've been having trouble sleeping a lot recently, (mostly due to the fact that I spend too much time on reddit) but I guess I've always had trouble sleeping. Any tips for, once I'm off reddit, for getting to sleep? | AskReddit | jewish |
r4wb6 | Bobyoby | 1,332,237,937,000 | Just bought a [Lee Ralph Vision Skateboard](http://www.questwanaka.co.nz/skate/boards/vision-skateboards-lee-ralph.html) from a friend for $150. I've seen the same skateboard down at prices like 50$ USD. The problem is, I'm not sure he realised I could get it much cheaper than what he sold to me, I really am in a strange position as I originally purchased it to sell to my other friend for the same price, but now that I know that I got ripped off, I don't know what to do and I wouldn't do that to another friend.
I am really confused and not sure, I'm a student (which really shouldn't be spending his money like this I know, I learned my lesson). What could I do in this position? I want my money back, but I don't want to be a dick and damage ties with my friend I bought the board of either, he's a nice guy and I honestly believe that he didn't know that he was ripping me off.
**TL;DR Got ripped off by a friend by accident. Meant to sell it for the same price to another friend. I want my money back.** | AskReddit | jewish |
r4vj3 | YouMad | 1,332,235,441,000 | Gee, marriage sounds like a fun legal exercise:
1) Woman takes out $100k loan before divorcing her husband. Husband now has the debt plus alimony + child support.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/r3sr9/my_mother_secretly_took_out_a_loan_for_100000_in/
2) Apparently Massachusetts JUST ended life-time alimony.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/09/opinion/hitner-alimony-overhaul-pro/?hpt=ju_t2
3) Divorce legal fees for middle class seems to be $150k +. | AskReddit | jewish |
r4scg | sammythemc | 1,332,226,878,000 | When did they transition from music videos to the lineup almost exclusively made up of reality TV and random dramas like Teen Wolf? Even the quality of their non-reality programming has dropped a lot from stuff like The Maxx, The Head, Beavis and Butthead and Daria.
Is there a specific reason? Is there a time we can pinpoint where the slide started? Should we blame The Real World? | AskReddit | jewish |
r4nhd | jusjerm | 1,332,218,299,000 | What is a career that ex-teachers find success in when they leave the teaching profession? I am currently in the midst of my second year of teaching HS (honors and on-level Geometry), and I am demoralized to the point that I want out. Frankly, it isn't what I thought it would be, and I feel like I am not using my brain to its full potential.
Some personal background- I have an Economics degree (forgotten it all by now), a Statistics Minor, have taken classes up to Differential Equations/Linear Algebra in Math, have no programming skills, and I have a reasonably strong writing ability. Ideally, I think I would look for a job analyzing/data mining, but I just don't think I am up to speed with the programming languages expected even at entry-level. Honestly though, I can't tell you what my passion is. I would rather just open up a bar that let you bring your dog, but I doubt that would be easy to start up.
For those that have left the profession, what are some careers you have been able to start with minimal time headed back to college? For those that may be in professions that hire ex-teachers, what are qualifications that you would recommend I try to acquire? | AskReddit | jewish |
r4mlf | japaneseknotweed | 1,332,217,079,000 | [Fred Rogers](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVeyLr2fGNA&feature=related) started his groundbreaking children's show because he was horrified at how programming of the time talked down to children.
He wrote all of the piano music himself.
His mom knitted the sweaters.
The red one is in the Smithsonian.
For anyone too old or too young or outside the US, there's a better article than I could ever write [here, on Salon,](http://www.salon.com/2012/03/13/where_have_you_gone_mister_rogers/singleton/)
and Mr. McFeely's video from Pittburgh's 2008 ["Won't You Wear a Sweater Day"](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVeyLr2fGNA&feature=related) is still up -- and people are still wearing them every year (it doesn't have to be a zipper cardigan, just a sweater that's special to you).
I learned that it was ok to slow down, that quiet doesn't mean boring and gentle doesn't mean wimpy. How about you? | AskReddit | jewish |
r4l83 | dsnfjhsdbnfhj | 1,332,215,349,000 | And if you have an answer, what is it? | AskReddit | jewish |
r4gl9 | shloimtotheE | 1,332,209,985,000 | For my psychology course project, I'm going to try to influence more students to take out books from the college library. What methods can I employ to do this? | AskReddit | jewish |
r7iwl | Eddie_Stilson | 1,332,372,853,000 | [Here's a picture of it.](http://i.imgur.com/aBH6k.jpg) I'm so confused.
EDIT: This thing has a Mini-DIN 4 pin connector- the pen is a real felt tip pen... | AskReddit | jewish |
r7iij | Falkner09 | 1,332,372,352,000 | currently sitting at gate d29 charging my phone. will move to d60 later. use the code. USE IT
edit: officially going to D60 after getting a drink. | AskReddit | jewish |
r7h7f | robdotcom71 | 1,332,370,749,000 | Edit: I'm an Australian (Where here in Australia you are considered an adult at 18 and can drink alcohol,etc,etc,etc) and find US laws rather strange. You are somehow considered responsible enough to be treated as an adult when it comes to viewing or acting in pornography, fighting for your country,etc,etc,etc yet you are not responsible enough to drink alcohol. I find this rather strange and am wondering what are your thoughts on this? | AskReddit | jewish |
r7f9e | iam_hexxd | 1,332,368,385,000 | It seems like ever since Wired.com broke the story about the (alleged) massive snooping complex being built in Utah, the NSA has been all over the news. Do any redditors know if these stories are true? | AskReddit | jewish |
r7afm | thezhgguy | 1,332,362,669,000 | So I'm severely allergic to, essentially, the outside (harhar Redditors never leave the house). But I'm allergic to almost all types of pollen, mold, mildew, plants, trees, etc. I get very a very stuffy, but also runny at the same time, nose, as well as red, itchy, and swollen eyes. My ears also gunk up. In addition to all of this, I get headaches. I take Allegra, but it only curbs the symptoms slightly.
So my question is, what can I do to help ease my allergy symptoms until the plants stop blooming and releasing pollen? | AskReddit | jewish |
r785t | nonoriginalname | 1,332,360,145,000 | I was trying to find a stripper for a friends bachelor party. I emailed a place that hires them out for such occasions to find out how much and if they could send me a list of girls to choose from. I was scrolling through some of the pics and came across very provocative pics of my cousin, who just had a baby. I spent a good rest of the day trying to bleach my eyes and mind.
**EDIT:** Before anyone asks, no I don't have the pics anymore. | AskReddit | jewish |
r76y9 | therealshoemaker | 1,332,358,618,000 | * Obligatory description to guarantee best results.
Okay, so growing up we we're very similar, we both loved video games, playing the actual pokemon trading card game (not just collecting cards), read the same books, and all sorts of awesome kid stuff. Starting at around high school we drifted apart mostly because it was high school and now with college she is so different I can't understand.
Me= atheist, studying biology with hopes to get into field research, medium level gamer, mostly classic rock with an assortment of other genres, mild cannabis smoker, hiker, backpacker, age 21,
Her= 20 years old, fundamentalist Christian, goes to a Christian college . Only listens to Christian music and some pop, despises all video games except for the soundtracks for Bioshock and Fallout 3, not outdoors-y, firmly against cannabis users without any rational behind it, does not read anything other than the bible and whatever is the newest Christian bestseller, hates the taste of all alcoholic beverages, and worst of all she FIRMLY believes that **Santorum has been sent by god to save the country from Islam**
So yeah, any advice to strengthen that brother-sister bond and to help her be a more accepting person? FYI she does not think I'm an atheist, but she probably knows about the pot
| AskReddit | jewish |
r75ct | TheRealFlop | 1,332,356,863,000 | Live in the US. California, if that matters. I'm the first person in my family to want to go to some sort of school after high school, and I know noone that can offer any relevant advice. | AskReddit | jewish |
r74ns | Ali26026 | 1,332,356,054,000 | Foreign charity such as aid to African nations and the such. | AskReddit | jewish |
r71yy | jutebox | 1,332,353,030,000 | I've always wondered this, do the translators try to make up for it with an attempt at a similar joke, or do they just say fuck it and translate it word for word? How often does this happen? Are there often segments in movies/shows where no one has any idea what just happened? Is it frustrating? | AskReddit | jewish |
r71bs | vwgeist | 1,332,352,345,000 | I'm about thirty years old. I don't even feel like the same person I was when I was 18. Do you think your personalty and way of thinking is constantly evolving, or is it a case of "once you reach max level, you stop leveling"? Were you a different person 20, 30, 40 years ago? | AskReddit | jewish |
r6xq4 | atcaskstrength | 1,332,348,283,000 | I've always been fascinated by recurring dreams, and I feel like I'm missing out since I've never had one.
So, share yours so I can dream vicariously! | AskReddit | jewish |
r6x02 | psychuil | 1,332,347,424,000 | I was able to get the model from WoW, but when i tried to convert it to stl the file that i got was incompatible for printing.
Could anyone help me out by either guiding me on how to correctly convert it or by converting it himself?
Model is a druid bear from WoW, which i'd like to be shouting. I've got it in fbx, m3, mesh.xml, ms3d, and x3d. But i think some of those don't include the post that i caught him in while exporting from WoW model viewer.
Your help would be much appreciated :) | AskReddit | jewish |
r6wfe | 09112001 | 1,332,346,756,000 | IT sounds pretty disparaging and demeaning to me actually... I never understood why they prefer "little person", WTF? "Short" person maybe? | AskReddit | jewish |
r6w8x | JesusJuice45 | 1,332,346,534,000 | Mine has to be Micheal's hatred of Toby in the U.S Office. So funny, everytime I see Toby's resigned, defeated face I crack up. | AskReddit | jewish |
r6rsd | Goodguyscumbag | 1,332,340,854,000 | Tame monkeys, that in the rare event of an attack couldn't kill you because they're too small or something like that. You get to clown around with monkeys all day in a large enclosed enviroment.
Sound like fun? | AskReddit | jewish |
r6mv3 | GodLike1001 | 1,332,332,120,000 | Something like a preventive measure of cultural relativity that stops larger nations such as the US exerting its will on others. | AskReddit | jewish |
r6lq3 | Jolu- | 1,332,329,279,000 | for some reason the astronauts doing AMA's are dodging related questions.. | AskReddit | jewish |
r6hvo | GodLike1001 | 1,332,317,819,000 | the sentence is:
*"Geopolitical policy’s international influence is evidently an important concern when considering the 20th and 21st century theories of John Agnew, Halford Mackinder, and Thomas Barnett, and their global ramifications*
However, it doesnt make sense (especially the first part).
I'm trying to say that the study of geopolitics is important because of the political influences of these three theoreticians.
Also, when I'm listing their names, followed by a final sentence, how do I make it grammatically correct. Should it be:
*"when considering the 20th and 21st century theories of John Agnew; Halford Mackinder; and Thomas Barnett, and their global ramifications"*? | AskReddit | jewish |
r6h7j | faultydesign | 1,332,315,947,000 | I was browsing reddit and stumbled upon [this Burnout 3 thread](http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/r5ilm/if_any_game_deserves_an_hd_remake_its_this_one/) on r/gaming and wondered if I can run it on an emulator ([PCSX2](http://pcsx2.net/), and yes I can) and then remembered that since I never actually owned a PS2 I missed a lot of great games like God of War, Resident Evil, MGS, Final Fantasy, Shadow of the Colossus and...
So, what else I missed?
Edit: Also, what's the best PS2 emulator? PCSX2 seems pretty good. | AskReddit | jewish |
r6gwz | Arithered | 1,332,315,207,000 | Just wondering. | AskReddit | jewish |
r6ddv | jarad22 | 1,332,308,018,000 | Not that I hate everything that is posted there, but I can't be the only one who is annoyed that the front page is always cluttered with their links. Is there a way to filter out those posts? | AskReddit | jewish |
r6al6 | plissken627 | 1,332,303,875,000 | its a bio project by the way, where we pick a female classmate, combine our genes then make a birth announcement.
EDIT: bad graamer title | AskReddit | jewish |
r69io | djcookie187187187187 | 1,332,302,505,000 | If there was a Ferinheight 451 scenario in place, what one book would you memorize?
*Ferinheight 451 is a novel by Ray* *Bradbury where books are outlawed.*
*Any books found are burned.* | AskReddit | jewish |
r695v | Runner_one | 1,332,302,104,000 | We see TV shows all the time involving high speed chases. In the end they always get caught. But we know that doesn't always happen. Sometimes they get away. How do I know? let's just say I do know, and leave it at that. But I want to hear your stories about the ones that got away. And if you are not a cop but are one that got away, break out that throw away, I want to hear the story. | AskReddit | jewish |
r68bm | Manlet | 1,332,301,071,000 | If not, why? Are the prices too steep? I can't imagine there isn't a target marketing opportunity there with all the different subreddits. | AskReddit | jewish |
r67cp | oneisnotprime | 1,332,299,975,000 | I had many at my last job.
* The CEO gave us a lecture on Christmas Eve that we should thank him for outsourcing our jobs to Costa Rica, because he was teaching us a helpful lesson about the global economy and we were now "10 years ahead of the curve".
* We used to get performance reviews once every 3-4 years (eg, when they were aggressively demanded). The review was given with numeric scores on an Excel template which computed the raise amount. My first review, I ended up with a 0% raise but only a few meager points away from a massive 25% raise. I was told I could not have a proportional raise but to "work harder for next time!" After consulting with others, it turned out everyone was miraculously within 5 points of a massive raise but stuck with 0%.
* Every workday was a struggle between completing "Critical client requests", "Urgent production breakfixes", "Tiger Team priorities from Board of Directors", and "Level red/priority zero must haves".
* Told the day before I got married that I would probably be laid off. CEO was baffled a month later when I left for a different company.
I could go on... | AskReddit | jewish |
r661c | shloimtotheE | 1,332,298,489,000 | I want to make my wife something absolutely delicious for her birthday. What's an amazing cake recipe? Not something typical like chocolate cake.. Something interesting! | AskReddit | jewish |
r65hb | watersign | 1,332,297,822,000 | If a guy has been single for a long time, does it make them "stale" ??
I believe girls can sense when a guy is is fucking alot and they pick up on it, this wanting to get fucked by guys who fuck alot..
does this apply to dating as well? | AskReddit | jewish |
r64xb | Heyitscharlie | 1,332,297,206,000 | I was given the nickname Charmander, I was the king of the playground. | AskReddit | jewish |
r64fs | Ehsaun | 1,332,296,650,000 | Everytime I see the front page of r/atheism theres at least 1 or 2 posts of bigotry. Just go to the front page right now and its making fun of the pope being a child predator. Why the hell do these guys wonder why they are the most hated group in America? They criticize religious people for not being tolerant or for being discriminatory yet they do the exact same thing! A lot of them are hypocrites and its kind of funny that back then I used to see atheists as the intellectuals and the smart people until I found r/atheism. | AskReddit | jewish |
r60v7 | ikilledyourcat | 1,332,292,629,000 | Im at bookends in Ridgewood nj
http://i.imgur.com/LHSRI.jpg | AskReddit | jewish |
r5zi0 | TakemUp | 1,332,291,051,000 | I saw hundreds of pictures of brooms posted on social networking sites. The people who posted these thought that it was a magical time of year and that a broom would only stand up during this time. Obviously, if you balance a broom it will stand up no matter what. What do you think that says about society? People are ignorant and believe everything they hear? I thought the whole fad was ridiculous. | AskReddit | jewish |
r5yn3 | Hulemann | 1,332,290,082,000 | Hi. As a child i was very sick and was in the hospital often.
And doing that time i found out that i was able to manipulative the heart rate monitor and make the doctors freak out.
After sometime i told them, And was told not to do it anymore since it was bad for my health.
I can do a few heavy beats and Or make my heart rate race away. But i get tired from doing it.
My brother has the same ability as well, So it clearly gens.
Whats your odd/Strange ability's that you can preform.
And no jokes kids. | AskReddit | jewish |
r5x29 | brosenfeld | 1,332,288,319,000 | I don't think it is. However, I have not actually told anybody how I feel about this and thus have not yet consented to chip in for the gift. I haven't yet decided whether I should just chip in even though I'm against it or voice my objection. | AskReddit | jewish |
r94qm | jonbeckman420 | 1,332,458,907,000 | EX: "Im badda dan dem." "Nuh bodda mi."
Translation: "He is worse than they are." "Don't bother me."
I dunno, I wanted a new hobby and this sounds like a hilarious one. Can you guys help me?
| AskReddit | jewish |
r944j | GodLike1001 | 1,332,458,161,000 | I have been asked to find a source from a "a sole or multiple authored book", as well as an "edited book"
What is the difference? | AskReddit | jewish |
r92wt | dgillz | 1,332,456,726,000 | I need a spray cat repellant that I can put on or around my vehicles outside that will keep cats from sleeping on them. Does anyone have any suggestions? If I google "cat repellant" there are tons of hits I just want your personal experience if you have it with a cat repellant product. | AskReddit | jewish |
r91rn | nodumblonde1616 | 1,332,455,434,000 | Most upvoted comment gets it.
But first, a few things you should take into consideration when commenting/upvoting:
-The cake is made with fondant icing (the smooth, plastic looking type of frosting)
-I am not a professional, nor will I be placing little figurines all over the cake. This means movie scenes/overly complex shapes will be a no.
-It will be a red velvet cake (if that matters)
-The party I am taking this cake to will have a few 12 year old children, so make the suggestions SFW pretty please :)
Thanks! I'm going shopping for supplies right now, I'll take a look at the suggestions when I get back home. MAKE IT GOOD, GUYS! | AskReddit | jewish |
r90go | dodli | 1,332,453,837,000 | Browsing reddit, i came across [a posting](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r8dct/god_damn_you_internet/) that baffled me; i didn't get it. Only after perusing the comments page did i realize the title made an innuendo to [the Goatse meme](http://www.goatse.info/) [NSFW/L], a meme that i had been blissfully unaware of.
[Numerous memes](http://knowyourmeme.com/) and "insider's jokes" have been promulgated on the Web, but which ones, reddit, would you rank as those most essential for today's webizen to be familiar with in order to be able to reasonably enjoy and make sense of casual Internet-literate online discourse? | AskReddit | jewish |
r8zx8 | hoyfkd | 1,332,453,160,000 | Seriously, this serves no function except to piss people off and render emails unreadable. At least in outlook you can change the settings.
Anyway, just ranting a bit. | AskReddit | jewish |
r8wd1 | ericfromtx | 1,332,449,188,000 | The only requirement is that the charity/organization have a Dallas location. In the past we have given to the Lions Club but we typically have to ship them to a 'donation recycling center' and donating this large an amount would be quite expensive to have shipped out.
Anybody have any suggestions as to what organization they should go to? | AskReddit | jewish |
r8ru7 | PhonieMcRingRing | 1,332,443,875,000 | I just dedicated 20 minutes of my life to this question and all I can say is damn youtube that shit cray | AskReddit | jewish |
r8rg5 | whoconfusedme | 1,332,443,409,000 | It took me a long time to realise the size difference between men and women. Once it dawned on me I couldn't help but wonder how women are not scared of accidently getting hurt or just plain intimidated by larger men. Women tell me do you ever feel because men are so much bigger do you ever fear us? | AskReddit | jewish |
r8kqw | AssumeTheFetal | 1,332,435,326,000 | Can I stress easy again? | AskReddit | jewish |
r8jue | Sarah_Connor | 1,332,434,193,000 | I am an IT project manager with a specialty in healthcare systems where I help prepare hospitals to be operationally ready upon opening day.
I'm curious what the rest of reddit does to pay for their connection to the Internet. | AskReddit | jewish |
r8ixa | King_of_Ticks | 1,332,433,027,000 | My dad has always had a green thumb. He purchased his current house specifically because of the nice backyard it had. He has 7 fruit trees and plenty of space for his flowers and numerous vegetable gardens.
Turns out some neighbor saw his back lot on Google maps and decided that the lack of grass in his backyard made the entire development unattractive and was lowering everyone's home values. The neighbor convinced the home owners association (HOA) to write a formal letter of complaint telling my dad to tear up his gardens and fruit trees and plant grass.
The HOA had no legal standing so my dad lawyered up told them to suck it. What are some crazy things your neighbors had done?
TL;DR Neighbors didn't like the view of the backyard from google maps and tried to destroy a productive backyard. | AskReddit | jewish |
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