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rei0o | mtwtrf | 1,332,784,817,000 | There's got to be some social research on this, right? My guess is Tuesday because that's tomorrow and that's when I need my documents... any other insight would be appreciated. | AskReddit | jewish |
regjm | lilnas313 | 1,332,783,099,000 | I married a 10 ,beautiful face and amazing body, but sexually I'm not that attracted to her for some reason. I think it's because for a weird reason not ugly, but less attractive women like 6's or 7's sexually excite me. Stuff like gap teeth, a little body fat , smaller boobs etc. it's crazy cause any other man would go crazy to have a women like mine but something is wrong with me any help? | AskReddit | jewish |
reffn | AlexanderSalamander | 1,332,781,677,000 | Seems like everyone requires 5+ years of experience for something I'm otherwise qualified for. | AskReddit | jewish |
redx3 | huzzah6 | 1,332,779,895,000 | Hey friends, neighbors, and trolls. I've been a good citizen and have pretty much waited to drink until achieving proper age. I've, of course, imbibed with my parents, and when overseas. But, I am about to turn 21 and want to hear some tips. What are good drinks? How do I keep track of my intake? And most important, how do I pour beer? Do y'all have any wisdom, tidbits, or stories to share? | AskReddit | jewish |
recgw | DashFerLev | 1,332,778,065,000 | Personally I cringe when someone says "needless to say"... | AskReddit | jewish |
recdb | chubbzatha | 1,332,777,945,000 | Let's say someone sends you a package in the mail. You aren't home so it goes to the post office. You don't pick it up. The person doesn't leave a return address. What happens to it?
Where does all the lost mail go? | AskReddit | jewish |
rebl7 | DashFerLev | 1,332,776,983,000 | There are a few rules, of course:
It has to be live action, so ice age doesn't count.
It has to have been in many theaters.
And the kirsten dundst rule: if she's supposed to be hot, but fails, she counts.
I've only ever heard one correct answer
Edit: check with imdb before answering. | AskReddit | jewish |
reaxb | tomdwilliams | 1,332,776,120,000 | Today as I got out of bed I re-injured the ligaments in my right knee, seven years after having surgery on the very same knee following a Rugby injury. This means I'll be needing further surgery and another 8 - 10 months of physio therefore ruling out any chance I thought I might have this year, or ever, of getting back to playing the sport I once thought could be my career. Has anyone had an equally shitty day or perhaps has one of you had an awesome day that could cheer me up! Thanks Reddit! | AskReddit | jewish |
re9vr | theoxandmoon | 1,332,774,787,000 | I can't find one, simply because there name is made up of two of the most commonly used words in English. | AskReddit | jewish |
re8m1 | maxevans60 | 1,332,773,088,000 | http://www.mediafire.com/?psxs7emv3rfcg6d
http://i.imgur.com/zO9Ij.jpg
http://www.mediafire.com/?e4u1lw1fbyc1fya
Supposedly these three items (a video trailer for Sleepy Hollow with some vox pops from the actors, an x-ray of a Jefferson Fracture and a video of the Linkedin founders discussing their IPO) will lead to a famous person. Can anyone help, this quiz has me stumped. | AskReddit | jewish |
re87c | phi_is_all | 1,332,772,382,000 | when you give up on science and go with god? Did you lose your job? Did you witness your child's birth? Diagnosed with terminal illness? You lost all your friends? Realized science is flawed and the bible became the light?
edit: for Rocklobster he/she was able to notice a huge flaw in my attempt to as a question in a public forum. I'm so sorry for that extra "o". I didn't mean to ruin your day like this. I will try to be better. There is a much more in depth apology in the comments.
| AskReddit | jewish |
re5yz | phi_is_all | 1,332,769,071,000 | How much money do they have to have?
How much influence do they have to have?
How much do they have to not help the poor?
How much shit has to happen before people realize that religion is a business meant to control you and hinder growth? | AskReddit | jewish |
re5c7 | the_countertenor | 1,332,768,025,000 | 1. Based on how your father was when you were growing up, how do you father today? Similar or dissimilar?
2. Is there something your father did or did not do that is positively or negatively influencing the way you father today?
3. What resources are you currently using in helping you be an effective man as a father in your own kids’ lives? | AskReddit | jewish |
re513 | Whiskeybent341 | 1,332,767,425,000 | I remember back in my early 20's(I'm 30 now), I worked for a carpet cleaning company.
One day my co-worker comes in to do evening jobs with me.
Well, he was drunk, and happy to tell me that he just turned 21.
Now, we had two cleaning jobs that night, and due to a schedualing error, we didnt have a job for another 2 hours. Also, the last job was 2 more hours after the first one. So needless to say we had some time to kill.
It was understood that if we had time to kill and the boss man wasnt around, we were supposed to clean the work truck, or the shop, or both. My partner had other ideas.
He had never been to a titty bar and wanted me to drive him to one to continue his celebrations. I argued against it, but there was one near our first job, I had been working all day, and he offered to buy all my drinks and dances...It was hard to say no.
So, we drove out there, drank it up, got dances from every dancer working, left to do the first job, came back and did it all again for another couple hours. We had a blast! In fact, I dont remember having more fun at a strip club.
We showed up to our last job pretty drunk, but we got through it and the boss man never found out. Good times!
tl;dr My co-worker and I thought paying girls to put their boobs on our faces and drinking beer was preferable to working.
EDIT: I should also mention that I have fapped countless times at the work place. No idea why I get so horny when I'm on the clock.. | AskReddit | jewish |
re4wz | bitparity | 1,332,767,196,000 | So I've only just recently learned that it's only in the past 200 years that Greeks have really started calling themselves Greeks at all, due to the Greek War of Independence.
Before, as I understand it, they called themselves Romans as the Byzantine Empire was considered a continuation of the Roman Empire, and even under the time of Ottoman occupation they still called themselves Romans (which is why Greece was known as Rumelia Rome-elia, land of the Romans).
I also heard that the reason for the shift was because in the Greek Independence War, being called Roman was synonymous to being a slave to the turks, whereas being hellenes/greek was being an inheritor to ancient greek warrior traditions like the 300 Spartans, the Athenians, Trojans, etc.
So my question to Greek redditors is, how much are you taught about being of "Roman" heritage as opposed to being "Greek?" Or are the byzantine histories fairly glossed over in favor of classical greece and modern independence?
And of course I'm not talking what you learned in college, but the middle school/high school lessons/stories that are more formative in a culture's memory. | AskReddit | jewish |
re35k | mrsbluesky | 1,332,763,839,000 | It's not flour, baking powder, baking soda, laundry powder or talcum powder. This leads me to believe it's something a bit less kosher. I also found a joint of "Kronic", a herbal, illegal high, and some cigarettes and grey pills. Please help me determine what it is. ಠ\_ಠ He is 13.
EDIT: Yes I realized I have a typo. Please replace "bad" with "bag" | AskReddit | jewish |
rdvze | titofrito | 1,332,745,168,000 | Share your pickup lines and stories!
Chewing ice near their ears sure makes it work
I got lucky once with "Do you know how much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice" but I think she was brain dead or something
inb4 jokes like this and naked man | AskReddit | jewish |
rdu6z | scrtagent101 | 1,332,741,718,000 | I know you people are all procrastinating as I type this, but if you could help me figure out how to not do that I would appreciate it. | AskReddit | jewish |
rds53 | Rusty-Shackleford | 1,332,738,312,000 | What sort of neighborhood *doesn't* have residents?
Also, do any of you know any other common phrases that are completely redundant? | AskReddit | jewish |
rds47 | Lextucky | 1,332,738,276,000 | Seriously, they've got to be way more accurate than the average cashier at both receiving payment and giving correct change. Doesn't the cash drawer seem antiquated? And it increases the chance of a hold-up.
Maybe there just is no good answer for this? | AskReddit | jewish |
rdrc1 | boy_boy | 1,332,737,096,000 | mine would be r/music,r/vexilloligy,r/askreddit and r/videos | AskReddit | jewish |
rdp4z | sparr | 1,332,734,056,000 | Specifically, I've got a LoveSac, which is like a big bean bag chair but instead of styrofoam beads it's full of shredded cushions. Someone who borrowed it smoked around it and now it smells like smoke. I've removed the filling from the covers and am washing those, but getting the smell off the stuffing material is a bit daunting for me. Currently we have outdoor air blowing over the pile of stuffing, and we can mix it up and spray it with air freshener, but it looks like that solution might take weeks to work. | AskReddit | jewish |
rdkaz | philmarreddit | 1,332,728,160,000 | http://www.flickr.com/photos/phil_marion/1317239188/lightbox/ | AskReddit | jewish |
rdihh | ErX29 | 1,332,725,888,000 | I've been alot into self improvement lately and been doing a really big effort. Life has been going great and ever since I got alot more friends I became sort of "tired" from the ones I previously thought were best friends ever and awesome people. I honestly started to believe that people can change who they are. I thought it was a mix of I improved myself and they got "worse", as in more selfish and self-centered. Is it that, or is it that I was always a motivated/willing/caring/blablabla person who just needed time to realize it, and did I just not see those qualities in them at the start and they revealed themselves with time? What's your opinion, Reddit? | AskReddit | jewish |
rdhg9 | psykikduk | 1,332,724,635,000 | Hey reddit, I need an idea, something that will make me look good, but I do not have a camera. This is for a position at school as a video editor. I am somewhat ok at after effects. Any Ideas of what I could do? Maybe someone could provide raw footage that I could edit?. This has to blow the competition out of the water | AskReddit | jewish |
rdfqr | advokato | 1,332,722,502,000 | This has always fascinated me - English-speaking people tend to stereotype the *sound* of other languages since we can't understand what's being said. Sometimes it's downright racist, but often it's just because that's what people hear when there's no comprehension of what's being said.
So, what does English sound like if you don't speak it? To set the ball rolling I've found a few video clips that highlight British and American English for people's amusement - enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4g8SOLa0E4 - French with an English accent from 0.30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXcRqFmFa8 - Italians speaking 'American' | AskReddit | jewish |
rdf9i | LadyNerd | 1,332,721,944,000 | So I just arrived here, and I used this agency that was very highly spoken of, but i don't think i'm one of their happier customers.
I'm teaching in a suburb of Seoul, and the school is wonderful, but I don't really have the infrastructure that I was promised. I met a kind American soldier who helped me out, but I could still use help getting a phone, finding my way around transit, and I'd especially love to meet other English teachers!!!
Oh, I guess I should say i'm american. I'm in Dongdeucheung (sp?), and i don't have internet. I won't be able to respond until tomorrow
Thanks for the help! I have to get done though, my colleague needs their computer back! | AskReddit | jewish |
rgocb | JewBear3 | 1,332,892,464,000 | Mine is as follows:
1. Emma Watson
2. Candace Bailey
3. Natalie Portman
4. Diane Kruger
5. Emma Roberts | AskReddit | jewish |
rgl61 | alexthes0ck | 1,332,888,807,000 | Im looking for open ones preferrably (or closed. Only problem I have with closed is comfort), I have a budget of 350$ and I mainly listen to dubstep. I will give reddit gold to whoever suggests the headphones that I end up buying.
| AskReddit | jewish |
rgjf1 | jeffdn | 1,332,886,907,000 | **tl;dr:** Got hit by another driver. There are no witnesses. He claims that I hit him in a bizzarre, seemingly impossible scenario. We both have huge corporate insurance companies. My insurance company thinks he is full of shit, places him at fault. His insurance company never contacts me. When I finally reach them three weeks after the accident, they tell me there is a witness with a perfectly matching story, they don't care to see my photos or proof that it was the other driver's fault. My insurance company said the witness had a third, completely different story and disregarded it. I receive a letter today from the other driver's insurance company, dated two days before I had spoken with them for the first time or they had taken a statement or anything, placing me at fault. What the fuck?!
**Something seems really fishy to me here Reddit. Do I have any recourse? Is there any way to take this up the food chain at the other driver's insurance company?**
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**Full story:**
Over the first weekend in March, I was involved in a car accident. I was driving in my pickup truck in the left lane of a two lane road, and a midsize sedan cut me off. I went to pass him on the right, and after I had completed my lane change and was coming up to parallel with him, I looked over and saw that he was about to merge into me. He was not even looking at me. I tried to honk and hit my brakes, but it was too late: he hit my front bumper, and a moment later hit my front wheel on the driver's side, causing it to slow abruptly. In turn, the back right portion of my truck swung out and hit a car parked on the side of the road.
To me, it seemed pretty cut-and-dry: the guy changed lanes into me without looking, causing me to lose control and hit another car. He insisted that he had already started changing lanes to the right, and I must somehow have tried to then go around him on the right (*why* the *fuck* would I have done that, if he was vacating the left lane?) and hit him, which is an impossible scenario. If one looks at the photos I took of the skid marks on the road, as well as to the damage on both of our cars, it becomes apparent that his story is implausible.
Some of the residents of nearby houses came by, asking what had happened. **Nobody had seen it happen.** We exchanged information, he became very hostile and continued to accuse me of hitting his car, and when the police came, they basically asked if we were going to need to be physically separated, and then asked if there were any witnesses, which there were not. The other driver then left, while I waited for the owner of the parked car to come home so that we could exchange information.
We both have major, national insurance providers. My insurance company agrees with me. They take statements from all parties, look at the photos, determine that his story is implausible, and after about two weeks, I get a call from my adjuster saying that they are going to say that he is 100% at fault. At this time, I mention to the agent that I have not yet heard from the perpetrator's insurance company, which we both found strange. My adjuster had spoken with the the other driver's adjuster, confirmed my contact information with him, had taken statements from the other driver, and all of that, but I hadn't heard a peep. He gives me the guy's number, and I try to get in contact with him multiple times.
Finally, a whole week later (on Saturday, **March 24th**), I finally get a hold of and a chance to speak with the other adjuster. He apologizes for not having reached out to me, and takes my statement. He then tells me that his driver has a witness that has 100% corroborated his story, and that now that they have spoken with me, they will place me at fault. He doesn't want to see the pictures. I tell him that there were no witnesses, and ask him where the witness came from, as **there was no witness at the scene, and I was with the other driver the whole time**. He won't tell me anything about him beyond the fact that he came in through the other driver, refuses to summarize either the other driver's or the witness' story, and basically tells me I'm SOL. I call my agent, and he tells me that he hadn't even bothered to mention the witness because his story was entirely different from both mine and the other driver's, and equally implausible. I mention the seeming strangeness of the sudden appearance of this random witness. He agrees, but says that they have already decided I'm not at fault, and that I should mention it again to the other adjuster.
Today, I received a letter from the other driver's insurance company, dated **March 22nd**, two whole days before they had even spoken with me for the first time, telling me that they have found me 100% at fault. I'm so upset, I don't know what to do.
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rggar | ascherj | 1,332,883,294,000 | I just bought and received [this](http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/dp/B003G4IM4S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1332882526&sr=8-1) mask from [/r/shutupandtakemymoney](/r/shutupandtakemymoney). I'm trying to come up with some great things to do with it (especially with April fools day coming up soon). Any ideas reddit? | AskReddit | jewish |
rgek4 | longandshortofit | 1,332,881,397,000 | I am the kind of person that only goes to the doctor if something is really wrong (or poison ivy because fuck that). I've always wondered what led you into the doctors office that first time that resulted in you finding out you had cancer? | AskReddit | jewish |
rge0v | phi_is_all | 1,332,880,770,000 | The first? The fifteenth? TBA? | AskReddit | jewish |
rgdkp | ericfromtx | 1,332,880,186,000 | He had a 3.8 GPA after going to school for five and a half solid years (he switched majors a year and a half into school). He is considering staying at our school to get his graduate degree but our university isn't the best (Texas Tech), what are some better schools he could apply to and have a decent chance at getting in (assuming his GMATs go well)?
Are we talking Berkley, Vanderbilt, Columbia, Duke, UCLA or what would be a good range of schools to apply to? The obvious choice at least in state is UT, but what/where is would be worth applying to?
edit: He graduated with an Accounting degree. | AskReddit | jewish |
rgd9j | aschesklave | 1,332,879,812,000 | I mean, if somebody uploads all of an artist's songs on youtube, then I can slightly see why it'd be a big deal.
But why do they insist on removing videos for having literally five seconds of a song?
EDIT: It's an honest question, fuck. What's with all the downvotes? | AskReddit | jewish |
rg9n7 | snakepatin | 1,332,875,740,000 | Hi reddit, I am a third year biochemistry student in Canada (if that makes a difference), and I am thinking about grad school once I finish up my degree. I'm just wondering what your opinions are of grad school, if you think it is a worthwhile venture, how you would rate your experiences in it, and anything else you care to divulge about grad school. | AskReddit | jewish |
rg8tq | FrightenedInmate3 | 1,332,874,847,000 | I know that rape may speak to a broader category of taboo that includes genocide, abortion, war, murder, etc. but I'm more interested to hear people's thoughts on rape jokes in particular. Also, I'm fully aware of the controversy this may cause, but I think it's a good conversation to have nonetheless.
Edit: To clarify, a lot of the arguments I come across suggest that the mere existence of rape jokes (good or bad, regardless of context) perpetuates a rape culture in which people dilute the severity of rape and normalize it. So I guess that's sort of where I'm coming from. | AskReddit | jewish |
rg8bu | themvf | 1,332,874,285,000 | So I recorded something yesterday and when I play it back, I can barely hear the video. Is there any way to boost the sound? Any free programs out there? Thanks fellow Redditors! | AskReddit | jewish |
rg70c | saitselkis | 1,332,872,820,000 | It kinda seems odd that there's no pictures that show how much damage he took in the fight. | AskReddit | jewish |
rg6j3 | DejaBoo | 1,332,872,258,000 | I was having an intelligent discussion with a friend concerning this exact issue. As it stands healthcare is way too expensive in the USA (imo mainly because the industry is too greedy and lazy to self-regulate). The influx of people that would be covered under workers benefits for spouse and children of spouses would certainly be a huge hit (anyone with actual numbers here would be appreciated).
This influx would surely make many employers drop their current coverage to lesser coverage, and sadly some employers would be forced to drop coverage entirely.
I am pro gay marriage but this issue made me realize that those who "demand" it need to help with a solution that could be catastrophic to millions of Americans.
Hoping for an awesome and informative discourse -- What Say YOU?
PS. If there is a better subreddit, please advise. I'm a clumsy redditor :)
PSPS. I would like to have a more enlightened answer then -- socialize medicine then. What would be the plan for that and therefore are you saying we can't have x without y. Voters may likely think so and therefore it isn't a good thought out answer how to go about a civil rights movement, imho (i.e., gotta have a plan man)! | AskReddit | jewish |
rg24k | democi | 1,332,867,147,000 | Last one I received was to complete a survey. Forever alone. | AskReddit | jewish |
rfupa | wellhushmypuppies | 1,332,857,329,000 | **"basic"** means not a ton of bells and whistles. I'm taking pictures of my dogs or from vacation so nothing profressional grade.
**resonably priced** -- under $200 would be ideal.
I have an Olympus SP-500UZ and an HP-CA340. In addition to the fact that both take pretty mediocre pictures, I made the mistake of choosing both because they use alkaline batteries, thinking that would be more efficient. Wrong! Do Nikon and Canon make good basic cameras? Any and all help is appreciated! | AskReddit | jewish |
rfpdb | iamnotfromtexas90 | 1,332,846,417,000 | I've frequently seen articles saying how 'employing' monkeys as waiters in other countries is against the law. So why are monkeys singled out, but not horses or dogs, such as for police horses or drug sniffing dogs? Even more so, police dogs are often considered a legal officer in that department, and killing the dog brings the same punishment as hurting a human officer. | AskReddit | jewish |
rfp57 | boy_boy | 1,332,845,810,000 | what country do you live in , and what country are you ancestors from? | AskReddit | jewish |
rfoo6 | boy_boy | 1,332,844,485,000 | My grandpa fought for the french resistance, he was captured and sent to a labour camp, he later escaped and started fighting for the resistance again, he was captured again and sent to auschwitz (death camp) , luckily the war ended before he was killed, he then became mayor of the local town and the townhall is name after him.
so reddit any stories? | AskReddit | jewish |
rflse | TootsMcAnus | 1,332,836,001,000 | I'll start, since mine is apropos anyway. [A rage comic to F7U12 called 'Posting to popular subreddits'](http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/rd6jw/posting_to_popular_subreddits/)
So, what are some posts you've made that really should've done better, and would have if they'd just stayed on the front page of 'new' a little longer... | AskReddit | jewish |
rfk0w | FromTheGarage | 1,332,831,608,000 | I'm doing an assignment in one of my classes where we're supposed to make a fake business. We're making an improved online course scheduling platform for universities to buy to make it easier on their students to research classes, find class calendar descriptions, sign up for classes, etc.
What do you wish your school's online class sign-up system had that they currently don't? What do you wish they would improve on? | AskReddit | jewish |
rfjmu | sulaymanf | 1,332,830,771,000 | I was watching Judge Judy, and noticed that she seems especially sharp in family matters, given that she was a Family Court judge for many years. I'd love to find out more about what these specific judges do, they seem involved with Juvenile crime cases, separations and the like. | AskReddit | jewish |
rfjd4 | eaglebtc | 1,332,830,204,000 | I've shopped for car insurance before, and most others (Geico, Mercury, Allstate) could not beat the rate I was getting with AAA. My driving record is not perfect, but there are no DUIs or suspensions, just a couple of speeding tickets. Still, I've had AAA for my car insurance for a LONG time (as did my parents) and thought I could do no better.
Then last month, I received an advertisement the mail from my college's Alumni Association with an insurance offer for Liberty Mutual that included a modest discount for graduates. I called up and gave them my information, expecting to hear the same story, but imagine my surprise to learn that my wife and I could switch, keep the same coverage, and still save nearly $800 a year (!!) which amounted to a little over 25% off the Auto Club. Bonus: we got renter's insurance added on for a song and a dance.
So, Redditors: what have you purchased, or what life change have you made, that turned out not to be a steaming pile of dung, but "everything turned out better than expected?" | AskReddit | jewish |
rff40 | afreshmind | 1,332,823,150,000 | this is a real problem for me. I always, always, always trick myself into situations where I fall in love with the idea of someone, or an idealized version of themselves, or convince myself they are perfect for me and then realize later this isn't love.
Specifically though, it happens when I just fall super hard for someone and the feeling runs strong for a bit but never lasts.
it's never real. help, please? | AskReddit | jewish |
rfecw | iSunMonkey | 1,332,822,127,000 | When we think about cheating exes, or who they're with after ending relationships, why do we experience jealousy?
I had a girlfriend for a long time. We broke up. She's had sex with two other guys since then. I had three short relationships, one involving sex, but I can't stop being disturbed by the fact that there were two other penises inside her. | AskReddit | jewish |
rfe3p | 2Cor517 | 1,332,821,806,000 | I unsubscribed to r/atheism and r/trees but they keep popping up on my front page. How do I stop this? | AskReddit | jewish |
rf8xm | accountt1234 | 1,332,815,661,000 | Mine is looking at close-up pictures of microchips and satellite pictures of cities, and figuring out that they're indistinguishable from each other. | AskReddit | jewish |
rf8tk | JesusJuice45 | 1,332,815,533,000 | Do you stand stock still or are you all over dat stage?
EDIT: Typo... I am very sorry, I feel like I've let you all down. | AskReddit | jewish |
rf7yk | dudeabides86 | 1,332,814,517,000 | I would first like to say thank you to anyone who replies.
O.K. so down to business. In recent light of events with Miss Canada being a transgender woman who was dq from Miss Universe, I am curious as to how transgender people have sex.
Anatomically speaking, when a man goes through a sex change, do they have their penis removed? If so, what exactly happens? Can they have sex like someone who was born a female? What about a male who was born a female?
I really appreciate any replies and fills my void of knowledge on this subject.
Thanks. :) | AskReddit | jewish |
rf6o9 | -RobotDeathSquad- | 1,332,813,047,000 | Or have you ever asked the girl out first thing?
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rf6ac | CGWLP | 1,332,812,603,000 | Friends and I are thinking of starting a student political group, as our current system of student government at our school is ineffective. Our teachers are also making unfair and unjust policies (e.g. Sending children home for having unclean school shoes). Any tips? | AskReddit | jewish |
rf4qc | aschesklave | 1,332,810,838,000 | I'm pretty much busy seven days a week. Tuesdays and Thursdays, I have school from 9:30 to 5. Every other day, I have work, which is about nine hours (eight hours plus an hour lunch.)
Usually, I'm exhausted afterwards and therefore have little energy or desire to accomplish anything. This is especially true when it comes to homework or friends.
Blah blah, I'm a lazy college student, help me want to do shit. | AskReddit | jewish |
ridwk | TatM | 1,332,978,888,000 | The earth is a planet usually inhabited by Dinosaurs. | AskReddit | jewish |
ricz5 | wookie4747 | 1,332,977,756,000 | It seems to me that if wikipedia is not a credible source, then no book in the history of man can be considered "credible". Am i missing something here? Is Wikipedia not the fastest updating, most accurate encyclopedia every created? Why is it dis-credited while "news articles" or outdated Encyclopedias are perfectly fine?
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ribyb | reddiculous88 | 1,332,976,546,000 | Before Obamacare went in to effect, my preexisting condition made it financially impossible for me to get the care I needed. I'm self employed and paid for my own insurance. My rates were hiked up to $600/month and the only insurance plan I was approved for wouldn't even allow me to take the daily pill that I have to take in order to live a pain free life.
Now that the law is in effect, I'm temporarily back on my parents insurance and when I'm kicked off, I won't be denied coverage for my preexisting condition. Also there will be group options that I can buy into as a freelancer.
If the law is struck down, I don't know what my options are. Feeling a little desperate right now.. | AskReddit | jewish |
riahu | fuzzidice | 1,332,974,879,000 | You can pick the future, but you still have to pick a specific time and place.
Edit: you can pick your social status as well. | AskReddit | jewish |
ri9h5 | Jordan_Boone | 1,332,973,669,000 | [VNV Nation - Fearless](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTpwlF7nca0)
"I'm not alone. I'm not afraid. I'm not unhappy. These are the words I say to myself everyday." | AskReddit | jewish |
ri8wi | thekaplan | 1,332,972,989,000 | This question came up in my Social Studies class. IF there were more than one Peru, would you refer to them as the Perus, or the Peru? Or is there some other option I am unaware of?
EDIT: This is referring to the country of Peru. If there were a New Peru, or something like that, would we refer to them both as the Peru, or the Perus? Or the Peruse? | AskReddit | jewish |
ri847 | DerMann | 1,332,972,122,000 | I prefer fonts with serifs, they help me distinguish between certain letters when I'm reading from a distance. Also, they make large bodies of text easier to read. | AskReddit | jewish |
ri538 | TatM | 1,332,968,781,000 | For a year say?
Edit: Thanks for all the great answers! A little depressing though... | AskReddit | jewish |
rhsxe | filledesinge | 1,332,955,412,000 | I went to college for a year right out of high school. My parents hated me as a teenager, and I had to figure out everything on my own. After getting a job and trying to make it I had to drop out of college. When the bills started coming I realized that I had racked up $14,000 in fees from my two semesters plus dorm/meal plan and summer classes, most of which I failed because I had a full time job that took priority. I was so stupid when I was 18. The collector is calling about a balance left with the Uni not covered by loans for classes that I registered for but did not drop out of; then totaling $1,700. Now my balance is $2,800 with the 6 years of late fees.
That is without all my loans which I've been paying for years and I'm still not able to keep up with them, 6 years later they still total around $11,000. The bill collector made me feel like a criminal, but I think the University was a SCAM!
What's your worst financial/investment mistake? Or unpaid fee? | AskReddit | jewish |
rhspb | raymendx | 1,332,955,150,000 | It started doing this flickering last night all by itself. We've had the tv for over one year now. The TV is "V ZON".
[Link to images](http://imgur.com/a/bObPE)
Is there anything that could be done to fix it? Is it damaged forever? Should I get a new TV? | AskReddit | jewish |
rhqkx | hurotselildothaboker | 1,332,952,716,000 | I'm pretty, pretty FUCKING LOST RIGHT NOW and noone speaks English | AskReddit | jewish |
rhn9x | thatssorelevant | 1,332,948,821,000 | I just searched to page 12 of the front page and like 6 pages of adviceanimals but I canot find it. | AskReddit | jewish |
rhjt5 | DeepBlue12 | 1,332,944,277,000 | It would be great if companies had to follow the same laws as governments as far as human rights go, would it not? | AskReddit | jewish |
rhgyz | whosmav | 1,332,939,735,000 | I'm pretty sure it is latin, I just can't find it anywhere. I may be wording it incorrectly. IIRC they would put it on skeletons at parties or whatnot. | AskReddit | jewish |
rhftc | Papash | 1,332,937,407,000 | Play it away... | AskReddit | jewish |
rhb4g | fabriziobianchi | 1,332,924,763,000 | I had a very bad experience with my Dutch ex-landlord who is practically refurnishing his apartment with the money of the deposit.
Since I will have to rent 2 other apartments in the next 5 months and since I am marrying soon and don't want to have such financial leaks again, I was asking myself how can I legally put myself on the safe side.
I thought of agreeing with the landlord during the visit to the apartment that I would be taking some photos of "problematic spots", copies of which we will both keep in a CD.
Also I thought of agreeing on a period of one or 2 weeks since my entrance in the apartment during which we can report those problematic spots and they would have to be taken into consideration.
What I most long for is to have my first good relationship with a landlord whatsoever, since it was always either them trying to trick me or me having to accept inhumane living conditions not to have problems. | AskReddit | jewish |
rha28 | sulaymanf | 1,332,922,065,000 | I'll start with one from personal experience:
"Are you a moron in a cage?"
"Of course not."
"Moron on the loose! Moron on the loose!"
| AskReddit | jewish |
rh5cz | ChrisHernandez | 1,332,912,772,000 | Like bank robberies or shootouts anytime a gun was used in a crime. | AskReddit | jewish |
rh2co | MichaelCarter | 1,332,908,528,000 | DISCLAIMER: I am not taking a side, I don't claim to *know* what happened that tragic night.
There seems to be a lot of new information that is trickling down through various news outlets showing perhaps another side of the story. I'm curious about whether anyone who was convinced about the facts is now unsure about what happened. What changed your mind? Why did you feel that way initially? | AskReddit | jewish |
rh0e4 | PhilGarber | 1,332,906,229,000 | Hey,
I'm looking for a very obscure clip found in the television show "Pinwheel". Pinwheel was a children's show running from 1977-99. To find this obscure clip, it would obviously be very helpful to have access to all the episodes. Google has been near zero help, can Reddit do the impossible? Yeah, that's a challenge. | AskReddit | jewish |
rgyu2 | fishp0ker | 1,332,904,427,000 | This isn't really a survival situation. More like prison. But maybe you didn't do anything wrong. You get meals and something to poop in. That's about it. No contact with others at all.
Let's say for, oh I don't know. A few weeks. Let's not get too extreme.
I'd probably daydream a bunch at first until I got sick of it. Then I'd probably cry in loneliness a bunch until I got sick of that. Then I'd probably get really good at gymnastics for the rest of the few weeks and teach myself all sorts of acrobatic stuff that I'd only need my body for. Seems like a fun way to kill time, and get buff.
What do you think you'd do? | AskReddit | jewish |
rgv3l | amadea56 | 1,332,900,176,000 | I have to go with either Jeremy Piven in Old School or Bradley Cooper in Wedding Crashers. They both do an amazing job of making you love to hate them. | AskReddit | jewish |
rgukw | watersign | 1,332,899,636,000 | Once in awhile, I see people who say they met someone on Reddit. How does this work??
/r/Dating ??
Or do they just randomly message someone who says something interesting. | AskReddit | jewish |
rgtcw | wellhushmypuppies | 1,332,898,255,000 | http://imgur.com/TdIMQ
EDIT: Thanks for the quick answers! Now I can go to sleep tonight knowing that even with a gun to my head I would never have known 5 and 8. And my thorough 5 minutes of research on the internet didn't help much. | AskReddit | jewish |
rgr4s | Rhaen | 1,332,895,658,000 | like the title says, something from your childhood that you will alway remember.
Mine was standing in front of a mirror, I was about nine, and just crying, I don't remember why, but I was just crying because I realized that we all have to die,
I know mine is shit, tell me yours! | AskReddit | jewish |
rk23m | TheGreyDuck | 1,333,064,082,000 | A few of mine are: black licorice, Tom Cruise, psilocybin, popping pimples, spirituality, America, camping, and people. | AskReddit | jewish |
rk1di | BenNCM | 1,333,063,267,000 | The ability to concoct narratives for others without them being a part of the conversation. | AskReddit | jewish |
rjv1t | Agentcrimmins | 1,333,055,823,000 | I'll start with a weak one: The street I live on has houses on only one side, so only odd numbers are counted (the street starts at 1 and continues for a while, I live at 3). I used to order multiple pizzas from different places and give them the address 2, then watch the different cars with pizza company signs on them drive up and down the street from my window as they desperately tried to find the house. | AskReddit | jewish |
rjp3s | TatM | 1,333,049,515,000 | This miiight be a repost. | AskReddit | jewish |
rjn80 | TheDancingRobot | 1,333,047,498,000 | besides things like "grab ass", "hide the weasel", or "pretend i don't see the dirty dishes" or other SO-type actions, what types of activities do you do with your SO *because* of the familiarity and understanding of their personality/interests?
my lady and i take long walks and we talk great amounts all the time. we bond plenty and are very active with each other. we ride my motorcycle together and we love farmer's markets. but, i'm looking for a game to play with her.
she *loved* [FFVII](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_fantasy_vii), and so i think i'll get one of the top RPG's out there...but, summer is coming (we live in cambridge, ma). i want something to do *with* her--active like.
i imagine reddit has some interesting ideas and experiences...
**EDIT** i was more looking for why you play what you do, and how does it change the relationship (without having to post to r/relationships). any quirky things you didn't expect? | AskReddit | jewish |
rjmi8 | paradox14 | 1,333,046,732,000 | I read a comment on reddit that made me so sad. Anyone have any interesting ones that would sure bring out the onions? | AskReddit | jewish |
rjlt5 | phi_is_all | 1,333,045,969,000 | I'm looking for cool ideas or examples. | AskReddit | jewish |
rjiha | hwytothedangerzone | 1,333,042,250,000 | If you got to choose a passport from any country in the world, which one would you take? | AskReddit | jewish |
rjiah | mhtfc | 1,333,042,044,000 | So I have a problem, I have been a redditor for a while now, and it was all fun and games at first. But now, since a lot of people dont agree with my comments, I am banned in most sub reddits. This sucks, I am banned from so many sub reddits, I am basically a dead username. Reddit what can i do? | AskReddit | jewish |
rjfco | whoconfusedme | 1,333,038,844,000 | If you were 21 years old(again or soon) which decade, future or past, would you want to live in and why?
I'd pick the 1920's because life was easier, the food was healthier and the people were nicer. Mostly though because life was about friends and family not how much money or things people owned. | AskReddit | jewish |
rjdai | ansahub | 1,333,036,365,000 | I got accepted to Clark University in US into International Development Graduate Program. And I got accepted into National Seoul University Development graduate Program. NSU is ranked 43 in world, while Clark is ranked 94 in the US. Where should I go? | AskReddit | jewish |
rjcrd | MrPumkin | 1,333,035,741,000 | Basically, my friend is making a website which is sort of like FML, but for bad ideas that turned into good stories. I think that all/most of the stories are fake and not funny. to gather and prove to him that his idea wont take off the ground, I am turning to you, Reddit, to give me actual stories that will help me win this battle.
**I know that many of you have these types of stories - please share them and prove to him that his stories really are crap** :D
the website is [BIGGS](http://badideagoodstory.com) - if you want to compare stories, please do, but its not really worth it - the site sucks.
**TL:DR** To prove friend wrong please share your stories about a bad idea that turned into a great story. | AskReddit | jewish |
rjc8n | DerpVonGroove | 1,333,035,106,000 | Edit: I'm not religious. | AskReddit | jewish |
rjc4t | Anonymous_Bosch | 1,333,034,986,000 | I'll upload a picture of the little critter soon, but what can I do to help it?
[Picture :(](http://i.imgur.com/XWvCO.jpg)
UPDATE: First of all, I can't afford to take it to the vet, so that option was out. I'm unemployed right now. I wouldn't have asked Reddit how to take care of a kitten if I could afford to take it to the vet. I am keeping it warm and bought some special milk for it. It seems to be doing okay, but what do I know, it might be dying.
UPDATE 2: Called my sister. She came around and brought it to the vet. Will let you know how it gets on as soon as I know.
UPDATE 3: All is well. The vet recommended a woman who nurses little kittens back to health. So the kitten is with her. My sister said she was drinking lots of milk and started moving around a lot more after that. So things look good! Thanks for all your concern!
UPDATE 4: Got up this morning and looked out the back garden. There was another kitten, almost identical, dead on the garden path. I suspect the mother gave birth to 8 or 9 and couldn't feed them all because she was enormous when I saw her a few days ago.
**UPDATE 5: BAD NEWS. My little friend died this morning at 7:45am GMT (I'm in Dublin, Ireland). I'm not ashamed to say I cried when I heard the news. I took another photo of her before my sister took her to the vet. [Here she is](http://i.imgur.com/BwOBB.jpg).** | AskReddit | jewish |
rjb8s | stinkyhat | 1,333,033,910,000 | Come on Reddit, help a girl out. I'm getting her started on Madonna, but we're talking pretty much any and all pop culture since 1990 wasn't allowed in the house. Let's bring her into the light, here.
**EDIT:** Let's get rid of this 20 year cap. All good music, all the time, forever. Please. :-) | AskReddit | jewish |
rj8uc | TatM | 1,333,030,725,000 | It turns out one of the things homeless people need most is socks because they get dirty so fast.
I was wondering if anyone could think of an alternative that doesn't get dirty so fast. | AskReddit | jewish |
rj6yk | eps492003 | 1,333,027,959,000 | Mega Millions is up to $500m, what would you do with all that money? Spend it, invest it? share your dreams. | AskReddit | jewish |
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