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2jwugq | stumblemuffin | 1,413,916,193,000 | I was at one of my best friends' wedding this past weekend... everything went well. After party at this bar down the street... It gets to be like waayy late and only a few of us are left... I am 29 years old... everyone else is like 23-25...
There were limited options on the jukebox...which played actual CDs. I ended up playing "I'm bossy" by Kelis, and "Crossroads" by bone thugs, and "time is on my side" rolling stones like ovvver and over and over because they were the only 3 decent options. By the 3rd "time is on my side"... still singing at the top of my lungs at 2am... in hindsight, I was totally *that guy*... Do I regret it? No.
TL;DR after best friends wedding, drunk singing. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jwxib | am_i_here | 1,413,917,743,000 | Tried it before, giving it another try. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jwzno | GameNCode | 1,413,918,793,000 | I'm 14 Love gaming, video games, quotes, super heroes, funny/ironic posters, music. Any recommendations?
Thanks in advance :) | AskReddit | jewish |
2jxebx | Thistleknot | 1,413,925,947,000 | I just realized that encrypted phones are like encrypted data.
The key is held or not held... in the case it's not held, the data is just gone. Same can be said for secure erasing hard drives. If there is a way to format data without irrecoverability then it's [edit: not] gone... but I guess what will happen is that new methods will be produced that help preserve it for "convenience", and once it does... laws will be enacted that require mfgr's to implement said protocols.
Then what? Will people stop buying American tech further? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jxn93 | fib16 | 1,413,930,495,000 | Basically what is currently the top thing you must do in your life before you die. I say currently bc bucket lists change constantly. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jxpdr | Laloquera | 1,413,931,572,000 | It doesn't have to be any specific genre. Just books that really stuck with you. My friend is leaving for a year and I'm trying to get her a good amount of books that would help her pass her time. She's also using that time away to find herself. Any book that you lost yourself in completely while reading, would be great. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jxxeo | leknarf52 | 1,413,935,930,000 | Impress me. Only rule is you can't say that you're going to dress up as the alien. We know that already. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jyjai | ThaProphecy | 1,413,948,213,000 | Title. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jyown | tendeuchen | 1,413,951,656,000 | Where in the world are you? What's your language? How many speakers does your language have? Does it have a written form? Would you like to help revitalize it and/or create documentation for it?
I'm a linguist currently studying for an MA, but I want to get a PhD after that. At some point, I need to pick a language to focus on and it shouldn't have very much (if any) documentation. So, I thought I'd ask all of you, so I can start making some connections and maybe even start picking up a new language. Any help would be much appreciated! | AskReddit | jewish |
2jyp1n | GP4LEU | 1,413,951,753,000 | We hear all the time about the best ways to convince people NOT to drink, or how to stop drinking. What do you think are the best ways to convince people to START drinking alcohol? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jytqe | vagued | 1,413,955,100,000 | Every thing or concept with any relevance must have at least been discussed in a video blog or something... right? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jyvk7 | TangoZippo | 1,413,956,552,000 | I think it's safe to say that most of us get most of our news on the Internet. Sites like Reddit and even Google News mean we're being exposed to more and more foreign sources. I think it's fantastic that people everywhere are exposed to more diverse viewpoints.
However, there's one major drawback. Most of have are familiar with the biases of our the media in our own countries (any American can tell you that Fox News is conservative, for example). However, we are much less familiar with the stances or credibility of international sources.
I'd like to hear about what you think we we should know about the major news sources in your country. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jyy8m | bight99 | 1,413,958,864,000 | Title | AskReddit | jewish |
2jz6e1 | nate1414 | 1,413,967,552,000 | You know how you start by searching for some songs just to find out you're in the weird section of youtube again ? What did you find ?
___
*edit* Some posts are NSFW so marked this thread appropriately. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jzgil | manhands30 | 1,413,978,759,000 | "Fury", "Saving Private Ryan", "U-571" etc...popular enough in North America, but do they hold appeal for ordinary Germans? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jzh3s | dragon34 | 1,413,979,248,000 | I'm tired reddit. It doesn't seem to matter how early I go to bed, how much exercise I do, what I eat or don't eat for dinner, it takes me an hour to warm up enough to sleep, no matter how much clothing and socks I wear, and then in the middle of the night I wake up too hot, anxious about something, then I'm awake enough to realize I have to pee, which alerts the cuddle cat that I'm awake who then walks all over me until I make space for him, and by the time I fall asleep again my alarm goes off in what feels like 5 minutes.
Help me. I just want to wake up in the morning and not want to stay in bed forever.
Edit: My caffeine intake is low and not an every day occurrence. I drink caffeinated soda when I'm feeling kinda awful, but not coffee unless I'm in danger of falling asleep on my feet.
| AskReddit | jewish |
2jzi0f | dragoonmurda | 1,413,979,979,000 | Just bought a bottle of Brisk Iced Tea from the store, tasted a bit off when I was drinking it, checked the thing, sure enough it was expired. Wanted to know if there's anything wrong with it so I could go down to the store and refund it for a different bottle. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jzjox | natrlselection | 1,413,981,409,000 | Drive to work? Make dinner? Something more interesting? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jzxdy | SecularVirginian | 1,413,990,066,000 | I have recently read "Touching a Nerve: The Self as Brain" by Patricia Churchland. It is probably one of the most interesting books I have read.
The Diaries of Ann Frank are probably one of the most influential pieces I have ever read. A close second would be 1984.
I like filling some of my spare time for reading and I'm looking for some suggestions.
What are the top two books you have found most interesting and the top two books you have found most influential in your life? A small description of why you like them would be helpful. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jzzuh | King_Krawl | 1,413,991,404,000 | There are 500 of them on a lone stretch of highway, you are in a Juggernaut suit with infinite ammo & there is 0 chance of you dying. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k002l | FixPUNK | 1,413,991,523,000 | Note: Minus language barriers, and the 5 people can talk to and interact with one another and yourself. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k01at | gavers | 1,413,992,143,000 | I just got my wisdom teeth pulled and I can't eat hot or solid foods for the next couple of days. What is your favorite/recommended dish that I can make to eat (since I don't think living off of apple sauce and ice cream is very nutritious)?
Edit: thanks for your suggestions so far! I'm already trying the [mashed potatoes idea](http://i.imgur.com/aiIs33v.jpg). | AskReddit | jewish |
2k01he | pacific_dub | 1,413,992,239,000 | I have been biting my nails since I was very young, and i've gotten to the point in my life where I want to break this habit. I have tried to stop numerous times, but have failed. Does anybody have any recommendations for me? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k04l2 | pm_me_Your_Titsplz | 1,413,993,822,000 | Good or bad experiences | AskReddit | jewish |
2k0c8g | ottosjackit | 1,413,997,756,000 | I feel that what most people consider self-defense is actually just offense. The example is if someone punches you and then backs off they are no longer attacking you and therefore any action you take at this point is not defense, but offense. Most people would say that if they were punched they would have the right to defend themselves. My point is that unless you are actively being approached in a threatening manner or actually being hit then whatever action you are taking is no longer self-defense but you are now the aggressor and that person has a right to defend against you. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k0jrj | bedyidden | 1,414,001,492,000 | Interpret it as you wish. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k0n23 | buglebudabey | 1,414,003,132,000 | *profile > comments > top* for those who don't know | AskReddit | jewish |
2k0ufd | Thistleknot | 1,414,006,896,000 | The term is a prison colloquial. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k0uhs | foxtrot5 | 1,414,006,928,000 | I have a mouthguard retainer fitted to my teeth. I'm trying to clean it and it has grime and food that's really pushed into the crevices. It's disgusting putting that thing in my mouth. Is there a good way to get the pushed-in food off of my retainer? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k0vur | FreakyPsychadelic | 1,414,007,572,000 | I think the song [War Pigs](http://www.youatube.com/watch?v=OGPD0ZBiMs0) is amazing, but in the beginning of the song where Ozzy rhymes "masses" with "masses" really irks me. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k1lmw | NotaPoet | 1,414,020,756,000 | I remember reading about fight or flight responses, and among the list was spontaneous ejaculation.
I'd like to hear from those who have experienced this. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k1tas | EastBoundNomad | 1,414,024,919,000 | What do you consider to be masculine? What is the most masculine thing you've ever done? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k20ld | Juan_Deer | 1,414,028,956,000 | Go! | AskReddit | jewish |
2k217x | TheBottomLime | 1,414,029,312,000 | I know that when Googling one can come up with an array of results, but what process did the amazing man/woman who created the first dictionary go through? How does one log every word in an entire language? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k27fv | LalitaNyima | 1,414,032,898,000 | Back in university, I went to Denny's alone often because it was large amounts of food, fast, for cheap. One day I went with a bunch of friends. A few days later I went again by myself and a waitress I had never seen before said "I saw you come in with friends the other day. Good! You always look so lonely when you come in by yourself"
That was three years ago. I haven't gone to a restaurant by myself since. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k2ntc | spivnv | 1,414,044,327,000 | Are the perks as good as they say? Do you ever use them? Is it worth the $500/year? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k2o9r | DylanTheZaku | 1,414,044,833,000 | I have a job in a very small restaurant in south florida. They hired me as a food prep but the season died and now im as the manager tells everyone (head cleaner) she says when the season picks up i can get 40+ hours.
I asked a long time ago if we get overtime and she said this place doesn't.
Is that legal? The restaurant is very cheap on lots of things. (as most restaurants are) | AskReddit | jewish |
2k2rnc | LAshotgun | 1,414,048,119,000 | The US constitution is the first of its kind. It's also the shortest constitution still in force. 4543 words to be exact (including signatures). 7 articles and 27 amendments. Roughly equal to about 15 pages in an average book. It would take the average person 15-20 minutes to read. What would you admend? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k2s73 | EggplantPower | 1,414,048,763,000 | Keep in mind that it must be legal.
Also, you can't do anything violent with them. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k2tyh | Travv | 1,414,050,785,000 | Do they have day jobs? It seems like they only really do the movies from the series and very small roles otherwise. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k30t1 | _TB__ | 1,414,059,323,000 | To make this post more interesting you could write a few sentences on why you like whatever page you posted | AskReddit | jewish |
2k32pf | bearsnbears | 1,414,061,557,000 | Where are the three seashells? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k38te | FaceReaityBot | 1,414,067,598,000 | http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=37f_1414037627
I created an account just to ask this because I had been told Reddit is a good place to find enough opinions that you can for yourself form an accurate and honest collective answer.
I found this on liveleak and there seems to be contrasting information in the comments about where this is and what is going on. I have no idea where it is, but it does remind me of some Nazi occupied area from the way the people are being treated like livestock in some ways. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k3ckm | FaceReaityBot | 1,414,070,491,000 | I get the feeling that people imagine I am a buddhist or something, but I just behave morally and the proven fact that we are all one and from this tiny compact system allows me to behave in a way that is peaceful and good for human progress. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k3vcg | wowy-lied | 1,414,081,254,000 | Seeing as a lot of people in our society are living alone or don't find any good in interacting with other people i am interested in knowing if this was always the case | AskReddit | jewish |
2k3w9e | oshaboy | 1,414,081,732,000 | i think there is witch discrimination. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k4ayu | Ewe_Can_Dance | 1,414,089,262,000 | Funerals, wakes, occupied caskets, deceased in bed, etc. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k4drq | commander-crook | 1,414,090,705,000 | I'm looking to make my own website for a project I'm working on, but I'm not too sure where to begin. Any help is appreciated. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k4gti | sparr | 1,414,092,247,000 | $100 disappears from your wallet the moment you hit 56MPH in a 55MPH zone. Do speed limits go up? Do speeding fines go down? What does the highway look like now?
You black out and wake up in jail after trying to mug someone. Does theft still happen? How? What does public safety look like now?
Your car teleports to a tow yard as soon as you turn your back while illegally parked. Do towing fees change? Does parking become more or less available?
Your actual income tax burden is taken out of your paycheck, rather than an estimate. No more refunds, no more complicated paperwork. What happens to loophole-like behavior? What does the tax bracket structure look like? How much more or less money does the federal government make?
Etc... | AskReddit | jewish |
2k4x06 | ywkwpwnw | 1,414,100,490,000 | Sorry to spam here but wanting to watch American Horror Story Coven. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k4ywt | not2oldyet | 1,414,101,467,000 | Started this question over at /r/CarTalk but apparently since this was not a request for repair advice it was a no-go for the moderator.
I'm replacing light truck tires on a Chevy Silverado and found these in my comparisons. The price is so much less than the others I'm sure there's a "too-good-to-be-true" element here, but thought I'd try and see what experience others have had. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k5am6 | Hanu_ | 1,414,107,813,000 | and what should they take with them on the trip. Edit: and if they could send us a video, what should they make? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k5j80 | zeinshver | 1,414,112,717,000 | New, esoteric, you know fun, different. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k5jet | skatastic57 | 1,414,112,825,000 | I just bought a Citizen watch on ebay from a very highly rated seller but because they're not a Citizen authorized seller I don't get the Citizen warranty. I'm not asking if it's legal for Citizen to not honor their warranty but why do they have these policies? The cynic in me says it's to keep prices inflated by limiting the number of sellers but it seems if that was the justification they were advertising some lawyer would get them for anti-trust. I could understand a product that needs to be installed killing the warranty if it isn't professionally installed but how do watch manufacturers convince people it's a good rule? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k5v2n | Doncuneo | 1,414,119,670,000 | Especially considering how long and fairly difficult it is and all the stuff you hear about the USA on the internet. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k5wex | TakeOffYourMask | 1,414,120,551,000 | Can be tv or movie, but just a character who had little screen time and just a handful of lines, at the most. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k68xd | ImproperRotation | 1,414,129,820,000 | I'd gladly live in Professor Windlenot's Museum of the Strange and Unusual - minus the spirits and intruders. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k6pnb | smokedspirit | 1,414,148,503,000 | Just thinking of Avengers: Age of Ultron.
Ultron is a robot which has started to think for itself. its improved itself
however surely the robot would think what would be the best design to be - and to mimic a human shape isnt the best with the limbs and a head that can be shot off
surely a robot who was self-evolving would design himself better? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k6z7k | badpeaches | 1,414,156,779,000 | Any age and bonus if you can remember the costume you were wearing. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k76uc | El_Nero | 1,414,161,645,000 | Also any interesting stories to share surrounding this would be great. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k7735 | JesusCrunch | 1,414,161,785,000 | Pondering after I let one rip in the office. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k7gvc | yorkiepie | 1,414,167,250,000 | Can be from actual in-laws or parents of someone you dated. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k7mig | OK_Soda | 1,414,170,287,000 | What ended up happening? Did either of you think the other was looking for you? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k7zur | Metallica_Rules_Man | 1,414,177,339,000 | Rice, corn, wheat, potatoes, etc. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k84jq | ottosjackit | 1,414,179,832,000 | The rap is always similar where they come in and say the product is non toxic and you can eat it which they demonstrate and they then clean a portion of your floor. The product works well actually when they show it off. What is the deal here? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k85nh | nothedoctor | 1,414,180,391,000 | Like the sandwich that started a world war | AskReddit | jewish |
2k88p9 | minque | 1,414,182,015,000 | . | AskReddit | jewish |
2k8c99 | callmenancy | 1,414,183,927,000 | Has anyone ever met angel, or maybe a demon? I want to hear all your stories and it doesn’t matter what the faith base is. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k8j66 | New_Car_Wrecked | 1,414,187,839,000 | Before any of you wise gents try to say "no need cuz internet", suppose in this situation all traces will be wiped out of existence. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k8mt5 | nothedoctor | 1,414,190,021,000 | Germany would almost definitely side with the allies and the whole war would be titled:" World War III: the German redemption" | AskReddit | jewish |
2k97ri | sokkrokker | 1,414,204,857,000 | [link](http://i.imgur.com/Nc8EV5g.jpg) My wire is really curly at 2 spots making it shorter and it bothers me, how can i fix this? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k9d2m | Mdk_251 | 1,414,208,851,000 | What happened?
How did it turn out eventually? | AskReddit | jewish |
2k9jzg | the1theycallfish | 1,414,214,456,000 | e.g. Mine would be never needing to wipe my ass. | AskReddit | jewish |
2k9w86 | Pleasant_Jim | 1,414,229,037,000 | Tell me about it... | AskReddit | jewish |
2ka8e9 | fib16 | 1,414,243,509,000 | Any story where you were the center of attention in front of a large group of people | AskReddit | jewish |
2kadyg | minque | 1,414,248,042,000 | The main suspects appear to be her mother, brother or pastor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_JonBen%C3%A9t_Ramsey | AskReddit | jewish |
2kaho9 | wowy-lied | 1,414,250,686,000 | If you buy grip/sight/barrel (etc) do you order them online or buy them in a shop ?
If you buy them in a shop, do you have to buy them as you see them or can you try them on a test weapon or your own weapon ?
Do you see this as an investment or a little pleasure ?
Knowing near nothing about firearms (not really a thing in my country) but curious. Already posted month ago a curiosity question about firearm on Reddit and there were a lot of great answers, hope this time too ! | AskReddit | jewish |
2kasj5 | DylanTheZaku | 1,414,257,738,000 | How could you take better photos?
Is manual mode just better?
Im a noob and could use help. | AskReddit | jewish |
2kavpi | discocrisco | 1,414,259,701,000 | I read today that Brazil holds its election on Sunday when a lot people have the day off. Why can't we change our election day to the first Sunday of November instead of holding it on the first Tuesday of the month | AskReddit | jewish |
2kavr8 | rubberseatbelt | 1,414,259,736,000 | You know the queezy feeling in your stomach, naseau, and heart thumping you get when you are afraid or love struck? How do quadraplegics experience those and other strong feelings like sorrow, etc.? | AskReddit | jewish |
2kb0qi | FredTheBarber | 1,414,262,779,000 | ...besides pumpkins. | AskReddit | jewish |
2kb1e8 | amexudo | 1,414,263,182,000 | Hey reddit,
I am thinking about having less fattening food at home and I'm hoping you have a few tips.
Thanks | AskReddit | jewish |
2kbe1w | ditditdit | 1,414,271,111,000 | Seems like the definition changes by region. | AskReddit | jewish |
2kbnfr | WaynePayne98 | 1,414,276,974,000 | Sample Text | AskReddit | jewish |
2kbolp | Doncuneo | 1,414,277,766,000 | Especially considering how long the process is | AskReddit | jewish |
2kbvav | sean7755 | 1,414,282,177,000 | I want to order a cosmetic product, but I'm not completely sure if it will work as good as I want it to. | AskReddit | jewish |
2kbwt9 | guesswhostalkin | 1,414,283,178,000 | My personal answer to this is Pulp Fiction. It barely has a functioning plot, but goddamn did Tarantino nail the execution. | AskReddit | jewish |
2kbz8m | BrianW1999 | 1,414,284,794,000 | I'm interested in a man's perspective. | AskReddit | jewish |
2kc8gy | Percutaneous | 1,414,291,232,000 | Oops, well I guess I'm rich! | AskReddit | jewish |
2kctkq | BrancoXIII | 1,414,311,035,000 | I want to introduce those nudes in an epic way; beginning by showing everyday photos of said girl while the music builds up to its climax, then revealing said nude on its climax. I thought of going with Mozart's Lacrimosa but I'd like to have some options at hand. | AskReddit | jewish |
2kd5up | 401vs401 | 1,414,327,257,000 | 💁💩 | AskReddit | jewish |
2kda2a | TheKingOfLobsters | 1,414,331,415,000 | I want to "train" my logical thinking so I'm looking for tests and the like to do so. Stuff like IQ tests and such. Preferably free, but if they are good I will consider paying for it.
If you know of any good books on the subject that would be appreciated too.
Thanks! | AskReddit | jewish |
2kdiv0 | wowy-lied | 1,414,338,014,000 | EDIT : To clarify i know near nothing but after seeing a NSFW sub with people asking for BC for photos i was wondering of the people doing this must declare this kind of income. | AskReddit | jewish |
2kdjez | Iambikecurious | 1,414,338,376,000 | Flagging NSFW just in case | AskReddit | jewish |
2kdjlm | arithehurricane | 1,414,338,491,000 | also just out out of curiosity, can you post your age too? | AskReddit | jewish |
2ke5fp | konungursvia | 1,414,351,592,000 | I can't read it but seems to be a gauze for 24 hours then clean out the nostrils?
http://imgur.com/OpJr7c1 | AskReddit | jewish |
2ke7x0 | spliffandtea | 1,414,352,980,000 | It's such a shame, they're such a compact, intuitive, adaptable, motorisable, safe mode of transport. Why is it that they're just so fucking lame? | AskReddit | jewish |
2ke9gr | never_say_gameover | 1,414,353,847,000 | Being a lackey's the most unappreciated profession. Which group of faceless underlings do you think have the worst jobs? | AskReddit | jewish |
2kev0e | gtfooh1011 | 1,414,365,652,000 | I mean, this IS Ebola we're talking about here. Couldn't the Federal Government take matters into their own hands and order the states what to do?
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/27/nyregion/ebola-quarantine.html?referrer=&_r=0 | AskReddit | jewish |
2keyc3 | yorkiepie | 1,414,367,593,000 | No drinking game ideas as there will be children. | AskReddit | jewish |
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