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2j13wb | ehudros | 1,413,126,205,000 | e.g. *never fuck with a cop that pulls you over, you will have a bad day* | AskReddit | jewish |
2j14tj | ttheman | 1,413,126,881,000 | i don't wanna hear any cop jokes or anything. i just want to know are people from diffent parts of earth better on things or something like that. Are there any facts about that or are we all totally the same overall. I think it's an intresting thing to know. Like are the average asian person as fast as the average african etc. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j15yv | wowy-lied | 1,413,127,718,000 | In France you will near never see a police car patrolling the streets or walking policemen patrolling too, are the news here on Reddit about all the cops good/bad behavior representative of the number of law enforcer in the USA ?
| AskReddit | jewish |
2j19x2 | 69Bandit | 1,413,130,316,000 | I know that early on we developed a symbiotic relationship based on waste products, and then took them in, culling those with more aggressive natures but How is it that a puppy has more emotional appeal than a newborn baby human? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j1fd0 | journeyman369 | 1,413,133,788,000 | ..I'm not even going to start :SSSSSS | AskReddit | jewish |
2j1mu9 | UXAndrew | 1,413,138,486,000 | I have no idea how to translate סתם from Hebrew to English. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j1q53 | TakeOffYourMask | 1,413,140,452,000 | I saw somebody make a remark about /r/cringe and I was a bit confused. What are the subreddits that redditors tend to be disdainful of? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j1tmw | MyNameIsOP | 1,413,142,607,000 | Personally id love a. Zip of Flux Pavilion' MI massive presets.
EDIT: By under 10MB I mean a file that exists somewhere right now and is under 10MB. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j1znq | wowy-lied | 1,413,146,214,000 | Main or secondary characters. Do you see improvements with time or on the contrary a degradation?
Is there any little thing that you would change?
| AskReddit | jewish |
2j1zxu | Fragninja | 1,413,146,379,000 | e.g.:
http://xkcd.com/53/
http://xkcd.com/451/
http://xkcd.com/37/
http://xkcd.com/331/
http://xkcd.com/236/
http://xkcd.com/236/
http://xkcd.com/559/ | AskReddit | jewish |
2j208j | anderellis | 1,413,146,548,000 | More so inappropriate songs about marriage at you wedding. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j28t7 | Domthecreator14 | 1,413,151,651,000 | What instance of you disappointing someone hurt the most? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j2f97 | domjewinger | 1,413,155,725,000 | I think the pastor phil Snider speech at the Springfield MO city council is up there
Edit: serious replys... They can be funny but no speeches where we are laughing at the speaker | AskReddit | jewish |
2j2mkc | anuhope | 1,413,160,403,000 | I think The Simpsons dies when Groening does, SNL could survive after Lorne Michaels. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j2nc0 | mehdika | 1,413,160,912,000 | Not linked through Reddit, obviously | AskReddit | jewish |
2j308t | Fragninja | 1,413,169,607,000 | Aaaaaaand go. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j310t | kwebzmedia | 1,413,170,144,000 | Okay, since starting University I have struggled with just switching off and going to sleep, In fact I actually cannot remember the last time I got into bed and slept.
So what my question is to you glorious reddit users.. How do you guys get to sleep? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j33bm | bam2_89 | 1,413,171,688,000 | Please specify the subreddit in addition to the rule. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j39ln | Rantholmeius | 1,413,176,307,000 | With halloween and other holidays coming up in the next few months, that means lots of parties are around the corner! Share your best purchases to make for great parties! | AskReddit | jewish |
2j3goq | hsfrey | 1,413,182,565,000 | Did some other country provide food? Did a large number of people starve to death? Or did the rains come and make the problem moot? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j3hk2 | YoureASoldierBodie | 1,413,183,498,000 | I can be watching a terrible movie, and an emotional scene will still give me shivers. What's the worse movie to do this for you? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j3l0j | wowy-lied | 1,413,187,272,000 | For example, does netflix has to pay to use French subbtles in en English movie ? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j3lpd | Sagemanx | 1,413,188,128,000 | Who would win a battle to the death, the Justice League or the Avengers? How would it go down? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j3p7o | KnashDavis | 1,413,192,258,000 | Negative things, like fake ama's, a huge admin conspiracy etc... | AskReddit | jewish |
2j3pot | ADP_God | 1,413,192,822,000 | It goes something like: Doo Doo Do Doo Do, Ding Ding Ding Dong.
**EDIT:** Please post songs! I don't think this was effectively communicated. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j3ww4 | Kaleaon | 1,413,201,247,000 | Feel free to include a desire, or daydream, etc. situations, anything goes. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j48su | CitizenJosh | 1,413,210,489,000 | Needing to carry a laptop, a few papers, a bunch of cables, etc. to customer sites, I want a laptop *backpack* ([e.g.](http://www.ebags.com/category/backpacks/laptop-backpacks/z/large~x-large/u/business/g/mens/dc/15-inch-laptop~17-inch-laptop?crawl=no&origin=left_nav)) that is very functional and looks professional.
All suggestions are welcome. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j4cab | hudsonvall | 1,413,212,598,000 | EDIT: How bad are the arguments? Usual topics of argument? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j4jow | mrwhibbley | 1,413,216,787,000 | I have an idea but it needs to be designed and printed. But its big, about the size of a motorcycle, and it needs to be 1piece. Anyone know of any companies thatdo this? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j4nqn | curlicarly | 1,413,218,993,000 | I'm turning 21 this Sunday! I would love to get some suggestions. Preferably something girly and delicious. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j4sko | looknclick | 1,413,221,522,000 | Imagine, you are the top ruler of the Earth shadow government.
What would be your take and favorite method on solving the Earth overpopulation and consuming the Earth resources too fast?
- Ebola?
- Global or local Nuclear War?
- Making sure the wast majority of the newborn are gay or infertile?
- Relocating significant part of the Earth population to other planets?
So, everything goes, come up with a plan!
| AskReddit | jewish |
2j4swt | ditditdit | 1,413,221,695,000 | You are transported in time to post Revolution America. You are granted a 20 minute audience with George Washington.
You have 10 minutes to give him information about American history thus far.
You have ten minutes to tell him about a technological advance. Bear in mind he may not be able to comprehend some advances in the allotted 10 minutes.
What do you share with George? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j4u6h | newocean | 1,413,222,355,000 | I mean like this: http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55263600.jpg | AskReddit | jewish |
2j55p9 | jon_stout | 1,413,228,289,000 | Not pepper spray, pepper spray *residue.* Say that an object is sprayed down, for instance. Can people still sense or be affected by the residue? If so, how far can one usually sense it from? Does anyone know? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j568s | Tainted-Archer | 1,413,228,561,000 | In other words, what will you not stop eating until their all gone? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j5867 | Elllz | 1,413,229,516,000 | The initial conflicts which lead to world war proceed the great financial collapse of 2017...Who wins? What do they win and why? How is the world reformed after the conflict? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j5cf9 | rugtugba | 1,413,231,628,000 | like say key commands and other tips. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j5i5a | wowy-lied | 1,413,234,561,000 | Why and would you pay for it again ? (food, event, tools...) | AskReddit | jewish |
2j5lim | ByeByeDigg | 1,413,236,331,000 | Ex: Red Stripe for tampons | AskReddit | jewish |
2j5oru | NumenSD | 1,413,238,036,000 | I'm specifically talking sitcoms, dramas, etc. Not documentaries or reality shows. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j5oyh | loqi0238 | 1,413,238,143,000 | I finalized membership into Phi Theta Kappa, was invited into Sigma Delta Mu, will be having dinner with an amazing girl after our PTK orientation Wednesday (after not being on a date because of anxiety for several years), found out that my 4.0 cumulative gpa is safe after a round of intense tests, received another scholarship, and have managed to actually de-stress after my day. Normally I live in a constant state of stress, and I almost forgot what it feels like to not be anxious or stressed. I hope you have all had amazing days! | AskReddit | jewish |
2j6ey4 | Hanu_ | 1,413,252,915,000 | also the place in that country (mountians, cave, or a glass bubble inside a lake...) | AskReddit | jewish |
2j6k7o | zendingo | 1,413,256,201,000 | Simple question, what color is the Cheshire Cat in this pic? http://i.imgur.com/WeaPYyY.png | AskReddit | jewish |
2j6mce | DonnieDark_Oh | 1,413,257,539,000 | I am interested in Judaism but I just noticed that nobody speaks of the afterlife. In your opinion what do you believe will happen when you die, if anything. Is there a heaven or hell in hour faith or opinion | AskReddit | jewish |
2j6mzg | ThaProphecy | 1,413,257,935,000 | I'm currently sitting in this barber chair wondering what craziness people ask for. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j7awf | wowy-lied | 1,413,279,392,000 | Not targeting the Jehovah's Witnesses in particular.
If yes, is there any law regulating this in your country ?
And how do they react ? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j7h5u | wowy-lied | 1,413,286,088,000 | Like camera, phones, cars... | AskReddit | jewish |
2j7k04 | pm_me_Your_Titsplz | 1,413,288,732,000 | Specifically something you do that makes you feel like your a badass when you think "mentally" of what your doing. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j7kwb | tanyalukyanova | 1,413,289,465,000 | Mouth-open smile? Mouth-closed smile? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j8bzf | tkeyes | 1,413,305,965,000 | Please include your age, sex, marital status, and # of family / roommates. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j8cf1 | thepourer | 1,413,306,183,000 | I have a nurse friend who told me a bit about it. I want to say it has the word "Zero" as part of the name, but I could be wrong. What's the name, and how do you feel about this organization existing in the world? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j8ga4 | zarley33 | 1,413,308,141,000 | Think about if someone said, "Which one is (username)?" - would someone say, "the guy with the red hair," or "the chick with the tattoos," etc. What is it about you, on a physical level, that makes you stand out? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j8vr9 | Mosetsfire84 | 1,413,316,121,000 | I'm trying to understand what people make based on their titles and industry... I've always been curious to what VPs and Directors make in simpler departments than my own. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j94vh | Karoluz | 1,413,320,710,000 | Hi Reddit campers, hunters and basically everyone who has a tip or advise about how to survive in the Wild, like how can we get orientation, how to find food and that kind of things. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j9emo | classicrocker883 | 1,413,325,827,000 | Dear retailers. You are losing out on a sale because I can find that item cheaper somewhere else. It doesn't matter to me which store I go to, but if an item is on sale one week and I miss it, surely another store will have it. Bottom line is you're losing out on selling something that can be price matched on sale from a different store. So why are they on sale sometimes? | AskReddit | jewish |
2j9nlt | godlesspinko | 1,413,330,818,000 | I did a google search to find articles pertaining to this subject, but got no where. Then I realized that reddit has a lot of folks from a lot of different places, and thought that maybe some of you might have some ideas or stories. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j9pxg | BubbaMetzia | 1,413,332,174,000 | A bunch of interns in my office are from overseas (some from English speaking countries, others not) and they were wondering what films would be good ways to better understand American culture. | AskReddit | jewish |
2j9rtt | Stew_with_a_u | 1,413,333,277,000 | What really happens when someone like Zuckerberg or Gates donates $10's of millions to fight ebola? Is there a group that gets that? Or is it just a 'pledge'? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jabaa | immigrant_punk | 1,413,344,735,000 | I know 'April 26 1992' by sublime is great, and so are 'riot' by the dead kennedys and 'guns of brixton' by the clash. What else is out there? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jadw2 | rabbidroid | 1,413,346,391,000 | In as little as a few hours after vulnerability is published, there already is a cool name for it, who comes up with these names? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jag0t | Tip718 | 1,413,347,875,000 | I contest that no one can listen to "I want you back" by thee Jackson 5 without smiling at least once. Theme from *Golden Girls* is a close second. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jatyc | trampabroad | 1,413,360,823,000 | By which I mean your excuses for being late with friends, not work. Stuck in a meeting? Traffic? Do you tell them you're on the way when you're really not? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jb3uh | somedaveguy | 1,413,372,041,000 | Seems like "I'm no spring lamb" would make more sense. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jb48d | TopTrumpWANKER | 1,413,372,393,000 | So every citizen of every country suddenly engages in a massive war with every other country. Vehicles are used for transport but not as weapons, in fact, there are no weapons - this is pure hand-to-hand, human-to-human combat. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jbnnj | sjphilsphan | 1,413,386,177,000 | Besides brojobs of course...CHOO CHOO | AskReddit | jewish |
2jbtp6 | Kamikyu | 1,413,389,433,000 | The title is fairly self explanatory, but, I'm rather wondering if I am alone. I've only ever truly been in love with one girl in my life.
Sure, I've liked a lot, but even I am humble enough to admit, most of my relations ships were nothing but a combination of sympathy/empathy and lust. Never true love.
Except with this one girl, that is, who, if things go right, I intend to marry. Thing is, we've been apart for about five years. And by apart, I mean physically continents apart. None the less, she is the only person I have eyes for.
So, anyone else rather monoromantic? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jbuft | TownIdiot25 | 1,413,389,790,000 | i.e. spitting on food or putting the meat in your butt or something. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jchdx | Kieizroe | 1,413,401,579,000 | I'm watching Monsters University, and that dean lady's not helping at all. Inspiration? My ass is what will get you inspired. Hah! That's the kind of joke you make at schools, right? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jcjj6 | klawehtgod | 1,413,402,684,000 | They won't immediately undo it. Be Creative! | AskReddit | jewish |
2jcsb5 | alosia | 1,413,407,194,000 | I know this may be a touchy subject, but i was arguing with my girlfriend about how its nearly physically impossible for a woman to make a man have sex with her. she brought up how he could be drugged but i said it would be very difficult to "get it up" if a man was passed out or drugged. im not talking about a woman penetrating a man as that can be done by force but as for a man against his well penetrating a woman i find that extremely hard to do. please prove me wrong. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jcwah | zeinshver | 1,413,409,326,000 | Stupid habits. For example. I always take the quesadilla out of the toaster oven before getting a plate for it, then run around the kitchen with steaming tortilla and cheese looking for one. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jdjdn | Spudtron98 | 1,413,422,133,000 | Rapid answering of my questions will be appreciated. Thank you. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jdr48 | sokkrokker | 1,413,426,716,000 | If you are dead you were never killed. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jdzd5 | Sagemanx | 1,413,432,286,000 | Parents who have never had contact with their child(ren), why not? | AskReddit | jewish |
2je1z6 | gawbles | 1,413,434,344,000 | If so, lets chat. | AskReddit | jewish |
2je6hq | DevilKisses | 1,413,437,823,000 | I'm Canadian, but my parents are Ecuadorian. If I were to move to the USA would Americans consider me Canadian, Ecuadorian or Ecuadorian-Canadian? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jediu | luciussullafelix | 1,413,444,489,000 | After the bitter disappointment of Kim Jong Un's recent complete and utter failure to oblige the International Community by dying, I'm inclined to be utterly pessimistic. This 3rd Generation Monster will continue to utter his pathetic threats that carry no weight whatsoever; meanwhile anyone whose relative mutters that the DPRK is a ghastly place to live (which, let's face it, it is) will be dragged off to Yodok and after three months of 500 calories per diem will die.
The only change by 2022 will be that the death toll from the "Communist" regime of North Korea will be up to six millions dead. And that's it.
So Reddit, your predictions please.
And, BTW -- I'm already banned from /r/pyongyang | AskReddit | jewish |
2jenkj | llosa | 1,413,456,045,000 | Some people we meet never even make it into the friend zone. Why have you kept someone close enough to be an acquaintance, but couldn't make it work as friends? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jet6x | jennynyc | 1,413,461,655,000 | EDIT: Wow, some of these are really interesting and I will certainly be referring back to this thread in the case that I have any of these ailments. Thank you!
EDIT #2: R.I.P. Inbox | AskReddit | jewish |
2jevp1 | Meatsim1 | 1,413,463,732,000 | Preferably its someone who's been dead long enough to be totally out of touch with modern society, do you start with your smartphone? Go to the library? Try to have an interview? Maybe something a little simpler like going grocery shopping and letting them ask questions at their own pace. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jez6q | meteorblade | 1,413,466,353,000 | Direct links to songs preferred. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jf39d | jimiffondu | 1,413,468,990,000 | I was going to ask for links, but realised that you can never find anything you're actually looking for in the archives...! | AskReddit | jewish |
2jf4gk | pm_me_Your_Titsplz | 1,413,469,744,000 | Something that no one thinks twice again but when you really think about it or watch it happen its hilarious | AskReddit | jewish |
2jfbcp | stumblemuffin | 1,413,473,737,000 | I eat fast food about 1-5 times a year... besides In n Out burger, which some people don't even really consider fast food, i can absolutely mess up about 10 crunchy tacos from Taco Bell in one sitting. And I'm a skinny guy. They are just delicious.
What is your go-to menu item and place for fast food? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jfbwg | MadPinoRage | 1,413,474,033,000 | Halloween is approaching. For you non-US redditors, Halloween is when Americans get dressed up in costumes on October 31st. Generally, kids go out trick-or-treating and teenagers and adults go to costume parties. It is a very good time to get spooky, visit haunted houses, and share scary stories around a campfire. So, I'd like to know, what personal scary stories or experiences can you share? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jfkdz | pm_me_Your_Titsplz | 1,413,478,481,000 | Unless of course they are customers. Im asking because this phenomenon is happening to me
Edit: Give us an example of how you handled a certain situation now and how you would have before being a server | AskReddit | jewish |
2jfsgn | pacific_dub | 1,413,482,660,000 | I am a junior in college currently, and I am looking to apply to law schools shortly. I am curious as to the best way to study for this exam | AskReddit | jewish |
2jfzqq | magillashuwall | 1,413,486,311,000 | Not some mealy-mouthed "We're gonna hafta let you go." It takes a special brand of fuckery to warrant the actual words. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jgbzw | Braydonmire | 1,413,492,594,000 | Can be any grade. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jgcvi | abletoma | 1,413,493,037,000 | Some traits I've come up with:
- Items on sale
- Items with lifetime warranties
- Crowdfunded items
- Frugality (good value)
- Eco-friendliness | AskReddit | jewish |
2jgtd0 | prayp | 1,413,502,124,000 | my boy started calling it pu-pu at age 5ish. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jh6he | r3ll1sh | 1,413,510,062,000 | Assuming everyone can understand you, what would you say? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jh9vo | Axemantitan | 1,413,512,128,000 | This can be an individual or a group, current or past, any genre. The definition of "lesser-known" is a little subjective, but I would say, at the least, that they cannot be signed to a major record label. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jh9xf | llosa | 1,413,512,151,000 | Sometimes I up the flirting ante, and my efforts fall flat. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jhd2t | dndtweek89 | 1,413,514,129,000 | My office just got a coffee maker. My coworkers and I no longer need our shitty instant coffee crystals. All together, we've got over a kilo. How can we best put that to use? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jhocd | dnlslm9 | 1,413,521,722,000 | I just broke up with my girlfriend 2 days ago because I noticed things weren't working out and I couldn't keep it going. I feel sad about it because we were very happy at the begining and it lasted 6 months. I've never been in a relationship before so I don't know how to get over it.
I don't want to go out with anybody else for now I feel like I want to be alone. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jhpwc | bight99 | 1,413,522,993,000 | Could be at work or at a party, or just someone who you see on the street. | AskReddit | jewish |
2jhviv | wowy-lied | 1,413,528,126,000 | Seeing that they seem upset with people trying to protect their privacy or companies too. Do we have any idea of their computation power and if there is any way to be protected against them? | AskReddit | jewish |
2jhwcr | Pinuzzo | 1,413,528,977,000 | You know, [these]( http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Googly.jpg) | AskReddit | jewish |
2jiigb | pm_me_Your_Titsplz | 1,413,551,735,000 | And what memory is it? | AskReddit | jewish |
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