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My comments are not showing up in my profile, and whenever i click on 'context' on a comment someone commented on, it bring me to the whole thread. Wats going on? Or do i just suck?
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Event0Horizon00
1,352,821,598,000
By not in real life, I mean, what's the saddest music-video, movie, show, episode of a show, song, book, etc. that you've ever seen or heard? You only need to pick one thing. If you are able, please try and provide links. I'll go first: For me, the saddest thing I've ever seen/heard is the music video for the song 'Our Deal' by Best Coast. There's a [four minute](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvUtidZkqw4) version of the song and a [ten minute](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn5dsvSwb64) version. Caution: Lots of feels. The saddest movie I've ever seen was Seven Pounds and the ending of the first episode of Dead Like Me was also pretty good at punching me in the emotions. So, what about you, Reddit?
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samasamasama
1,352,814,492,000
See title... I was a Biology major in university and know little, if anything, about investing.
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134cgq
psychuil
1,352,813,803,000
[This](http://i.imgur.com/XqTu2.jpg) shows the two setups i wanna switch between, since i can't have all 3 running at the same time due to having only one card. (correct me if i'm wrong). So is there a way to one-click switch instead of going into the settings, disabling one, enabling another and the applying and confirming?
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1345gh
Fibonacci35813
1,352,797,684,000
Hi all, Graduate student in Psych/CB here; I've recently become interested in what makes Reddit tick. Recently, I've begun some minor experimentation; and what I have become interested in, is why certain content does not get upvoted, when it seems that it should. For example this [link] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBK2rfZt32g) of Obama tearing up while thanking people has 6.7 million views, but never came close to the front page. Similarly this [link](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rce6HTFBaFg) of a Magic School Bus movie trailer has 750,000 views, but never received more than 3 or 4 upvotes. I'd be interested in your thoughts to help understand. I have some ideas, but I'd like to hear your ideas without inputting any of my bias. Thanks for your help!
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throwaway88198829
1,352,793,741,000
To expand more: My real permit never showed up in the mail, which is why I got the $100 tickets, all in a span of two weeks while I called and repeatedly asked the permit store to send another pass. The university police said there was no chance of them appealing the tickets. Since I have proof of buying a permit, ($120 fucking dollars as well, I might add) before the tickets were issued, can I fight the tickets in court and win?
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1342y1
comsat101
1,352,792,026,000
I haven't browsed reddit in a while and there seems to be a bunch of haters on papa johns... it seems pretty funny but I honestly have no idea what the context is. Can anyone let me in on what happened or something?
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133ybi
Fibonacci35813
1,352,785,377,000
It seems that one has to put in there username and then their real name/address. Wouldn't that individual, at least, know exactly who their giftee was? Could one just make a new account and use that?
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133xmx
Smackugood
1,352,784,521,000
This is mainly for my Chemistry Class
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redelman431
1,352,781,180,000
At least 3 times a day, I see an article about Israel and Palestine being posted in world news. I mean Israel is a country of only 7 million people with no oil or gas. Plenty of conflicts happens in so many other countries especially ones with more people yet nobody seems to care about them. Why is everybody in world news so obsessed with the Israeli-Palestinian conflict?
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133s3c
pansymarks
1,352,779,103,000
I'll go first. I have taken a mirror down there to see if everything looks normal. which i'm sure all girls have done. EDIT: to EnjoyMyDownvote, let me make this clear, it is what GIRLS do or have done.
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133roc
MrsChimpGod
1,352,778,696,000
And, do you think anyone notices?
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133qfh
MiddleEastern
1,352,777,610,000
I just found out the Quran mentions Jeruslam 0 times so why is holy for them?
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133ptv
hitlerwasright
1,352,777,111,000
Seriously. The world is overcrowded. Why are my tax dollars being used to save adults from their own stupidity. Let them smoke and deny their transplants when they get sick. They made their choice.
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133okb
shebrew11
1,352,776,034,000
My mom is working on a class and one of her documents has just disappeared from her PC. We've typed in a bunch of possible titles and also a few phrases that would have been in the document. If we can't find it in any of our searches, and we know it's been saved (she worked on it a few days ago and came back to it today) where the hell did it go? Thanks Reddit!
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133ksi
Livingmylife96
1,352,772,669,000
I know this thread has been done before but different people have different stories
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133kai
JerkingOffToKarma
1,352,772,252,000
I am having problems with my laptop, and need it for college. Does anyone know any places(maybe bestbuy?). I really need it ASAP and anywhere will do.
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133k7y
L8rMr
1,352,772,199,000
Do they do anything for me aside from making my body smell weird and have a weird taste in my mouth?
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133ea8
ImNoEinstein
1,352,766,978,000
So a guy had an affair, lots people do unfortunately, why is it our business and such a big deal? I'm no Einstein, so this makes no sense to me
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133dnn
bigfig
1,352,766,399,000
I say avoid committing any and all evidence to gmail. But are there other options? A brief discussion of the methodology they naively used is [here](http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2012/11/12/heres-the-e-mail-trick-petraeus-and-broadwell-used-to-communicate/)
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joshuad80
1,352,937,191,000
they're the ones that usually take 20-40 minutes to fill out and i have a feeling that the results nearly automatically determine your eligibility for a position. so what metrics are these things actually determining?
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137gx6
redelman431
1,352,934,168,000
Pennies, they just uselessly pile under your couch. Not one thing in this day and age cost only a penny. Not even vending machines will take them. If pennies can't be used for anything. Why are we wasting so much resources to make them? Why not recycle all the copper and zinc in them for more useful things such as making electronics or computers?
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137eh8
aphexcoil
1,352,931,909,000
I tried posting this question in askscience, but apparently the mods didn't think it was worthy there.
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peetss
1,352,930,066,000
I was just wondering this, whether or not this could be crowd-sourced, whether or not this is something that SpaceX could do. I had a thought today that it would be badass to watch a livestream of a rover just exploring the moon.
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ChrisHernandez
1,352,929,217,000
oh yeah before and after pics of my haircut when I get back.
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Saadi612
1,352,925,988,000
Please explain why.
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thePersonCSC
1,352,919,815,000
I have two candidates and I am not sure which is worse: 1. At a medical ethics conference in 2010, I attended a lecture during which the lecturer (someone who had just received his Ph.D. in Religion from Princeton) made the claim that if [Organ Compensation](http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1398906) were legalized, we would end up in a society that resembles [Brave New World](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brave_New_World) 2. My professor just made the claim that if Gay Marriage were legalized, rape would be legalized as well. (I had to walk out to keep from pulling my hair out).
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cyaspy
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I'm assuming the main cause of death would be blood loss. If we're being strategic and have a rational amount of tools to our disposal, how much can we do? I think that quickly amputating two legs and an arm, while eating them with the remaining arm is the most realistic answer. What do you think, Reddit?
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Notmyrealname
1,352,912,273,000
Let me put it this way: If I were a Boy Scout, would it help me earn a merit badge?
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naosuke
1,352,910,965,000
I don't need to look at myself actually tie it, for some reason I need to be facing a mirror or I just forget how to tie them.
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Pups_the_Jew
1,352,909,871,000
It seems to me that there would still be a legal problem with drone strikes, as my research indicated a maximum sentence of life in prison and no provision for the death penalty, but it could be a way to address those being held without trials. Of course, if the feds were interested in legalizing drone strikes, they could probably address this legislatively, by adding a provision for the death penalty.
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ditditdit
1,352,905,309,000
I have been very happily married for 11 years. I just barely missed the OkCupid/Match phenomenon. When I was dating, dating services were still a bit taboo and seen as for people who were socially unable to meet people on their own (fairly or not). Now everyone is getting hooked up online. What cultural things have you barely missed out on?
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FreemanHagbardCeline
1,352,897,195,000
I smoke marijuana whenever I don't have something to do, since I'm done with my university work for the year I am basically lighting up every day. Since my friends are all done with their university studies for the year they have been more keen to socialize so I've been drinking once every four days. Whenever I'm under the influence I feel inspired and it feels like my life has meaning but when I'm sober everything seems like it's boring and drab. Why is this? Is this normal? Do I have problems? Is this a slippery slope? **edit:** I should also add in here that I have NEVER in my whole life felt as alive and lucky to be on the planet as I have when I took LSD. I feel like that one trip changed me as a person and that it was an amazing and memorable experience. However, I don't feel comfortable that a chemical that I put on my tongue did this. Maybe it's the societal stigma? Maybe that stigma exists for a reason? I don't know. Thanks
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brilliantmojo
1,352,895,723,000
Ill start with this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoyrqnWYdL4
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jokoon
1,352,889,640,000
She never flew in her life, she also doesn't like elevators.
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rawfan
1,352,889,522,000
For the 21st year in a row [the UN voted](http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/un-once-again-votes-to-condemn-us-embargo-against-cuba/2012/11/13/8c3b15b0-2dbb-11e2-b631-2aad9d9c73ac_story.html?tid=sm_btn_reddit) to condemn the US embargo against Cuba (result: 188-3). Why is the embargo still in place today? The cold war has ended a long time ago and Castro is not even in *office* anymore.
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136byv
mousseman
1,352,888,738,000
It's pretty simple. I guess if I were him and decided to charge a dollar for every site up...you do the math. What other ways could he have done it and would it be as wide spread and common place as it is today?
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1367mf
bashobt
1,352,879,321,000
Did coldplay popularize it? Bon Iver, Fleetfoxes, and so many others just have this voices that sound high pitched and sissy. How is this 'great' music? Is it the lyrics? The instruments?
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HorseFD
1,352,874,712,000
It was similar to http://redditlist.com/, only more detailed.
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arthurdentxxxxii
1,352,867,016,000
I always am jokingly tempted to click the Facebook "Like" button after I see girl's status goes from "In A Relationship" to "Single." I don't because it'd hurt her feelings, and possibly cock-block me in the future. But it crosses my mind every time.
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135wk6
alsorobots
1,352,865,516,000
Today I went to McDonalds, got a Mcdouble, as I do every few weeks, took it home, and like my own private ritual, combined it with a crisp Claussen pickle and squirted TONS of store-brand yellow mustard on it the whole time I was eating it. I also will POUR the hot sauces I have at home on any buffalo chicken sandwich/wrap I eat and I can't have fries without having both ketchup and mustard to dip them in. I tell no one these details, just in case they think I'm insane. What bizarre condiment/sides rituals do you absolutely adore, that no one else knows about?
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135vhi
drunkenzealot
1,352,864,543,000
I have 3 weeks off of work, kinda broke. lots of spare time. I have always wanted to win shit. doesn't even matter what. So, how have you won stuff?
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135su7
pluggerlockett
1,352,862,169,000
Title pretty much says it all. I'm ready to step up my game and baconize my next fried turkey. I've found a single [image](http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/MSNBC/UGC/Bacon/Alonso_Andrew/100412_352089_4439_196950775157_500045157_6812837_3502368_n_ug.grid-6x2.jpg) of one but I've yet to see/read any recipes or tips to accomplish such a feat. Any tips would be appreciated.
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135scm
skycaptainshell
1,352,861,728,000
It's been an uphill battle since my teenage years - when it gets late, I have a tendency to gorge on typically unhealthy food. Sometimes it's a little, sometimes it's a lot - the only consistent factor is the speed with which it is consumed. I'd like to break this habit, permanently if I can help it. All tips are welcome!
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KebusMaximus
1,352,861,240,000
The title says it all, I think.
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pauseandconsider
1,352,859,356,000
I think I have a right to determine the ground work for the type of relationship I feel is appropriate. She's always subtly and not so subtly asking me my thoughts. I love her and am not secretive but in my opinion, she is trying to get TOO close for what constitutes a healthy relationship. Past this proving trust issues, I also feel that she can't think for herself to a certain extent. I don't mind her relying on me for her needs, but back the fuck off a little. Am I wrong ?
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TheTruthYouHate1
1,352,858,978,000
I know why it was originally imposed, cold war drama, or what have you. My question is in regards to the actual benefit of the embargo for *today's* government and/or American economy. It would appear that, whether defensible or otherwise, the continuation of the regulations would have to be benefitting someone if there's still resistance to their repeal. Nobody wanted to pay attention to me on /r/trueaskreddit, and I'm emotionally needy, so I'll try here. Seriously though, I've always been curious about this, and haven't come across a reliably unbiased/balanced answer.
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buttons301
1,352,857,622,000
How did that title get approved?
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135mle
Unlinkedhorizonzero
1,352,856,705,000
I find that every week it's the same case, some specific days are good where a chain of events all fall together to suit me and bad days where everything is well ... shit.
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139j25
DjangoHands
1,353,018,621,000
I've discussed this with several musical friends of mine. There are many (incredibly) successful women singers, yet I've struggled to find many women who have achieved the status of musicians in rock such as Hendrix, Page, or Clapton. I can understand how there wouldn't be many, if any at all, women composers. But with the progress America, and the rest of the world, has made in women's rights, you'd think that we would see more women guitarists in the public eye. I'm genuinely interested what some of you guys have to say on the matter. It's obviously a cultural thing as well, and I'm not sure how women playing instruments is treated in many foreign countries. From personal experience, because I'm only 17, I haven't met many women musicians. I have had the opportunity to hear, and play with, many gifted singers, many of whom were girls. But, and unfortunately I might add, I've yet to hear a women musicians who could come close to some of their male counter parts. What do you think?
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bitparity
1,353,014,327,000
EDIT: It occurs to me after all these downvotes that this mighta been better suited for r/circlejerk
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Overbearing_Memories
1,353,013,261,000
Sorry for the wall of text, but this story requires a lot of background. **Do not read if you are queasy or don't like dealing with very uncomfortable situations!** At work about a month ago, a co-worked mentioned my older brother, whom she knows from their college days. She said something about him being gay, which was complete news to me. I excused myself to the bathroom and splashed water on my face while looking in the mirror, trying to comprehend what I had just heard. Exactly like they show it in the movies. It made sense. I had never seen him with an SO, nor heard of him dating, (he's 28 years old). This wasn't the problem, though I would have liked to hear it from him, rather than through a mutual acquaintance. We were both at a party and got fairly drunk the next weekend, and he confirmed my drunken inquiry as to whether or not it was true, and seemed to feel that this was not news to me and that for some reason he thought I had known for a long time. I didn't bother to correct him. The problem is that this brought up some significant repressed memories of our childhood. Over the past few weeks, I've started remembering at least 2 occasions where my brother got me to go into the bathroom with him by either force or by bribing me with money, followed by him locking the door. He then forced me to try to give him a blowjob, and when that didn't work, he tried to anally penetrate me, and may have even tried to have me anally penetrate him. The details are fairly fuzzy, and I don't remember how old we each were. I just remember that this happened, and that I greatly disliked all of this. I do know that I was not yet at puberty, so my guess is that he was somewhere around 13 or 14, which would put me at around 8 or 9. I remember him threatening me with something if I told our parents, but I'm really not sure what. Fast-forward to today (13-14 years later): suddenly these memories are starting to come back. I can't stop thinking about this, and it's making me very uncomfortable. I have a fairly decent relationship with my brother today, and neither of us have ever mentioned these instances (on my part because I had apparently repressed the memories). I am 22, engaged to be married this summer, and suddenly these wounds that I didn't know I had are being re-opened. Reddit, what do you think I should do with these old/new memories? Should I just let bygones by bygones and try to move on? No one else knows, to my knowledge. My parents do not know, my little brother does not know, and my fiance does not know. I also have a fear that similar things may have happened with my little brother, but it seems unlikely because the age difference between the two is 8 years. Additionally I wonder if it was because he was just experimenting with his new-found sexuality and it was just a pubescent thing, or if it was because he was molested by someone in his childhood. I cannot imagine my parents or any of my extended family *ever* doing this, and if they did, I'm not sure if I would want to know. Should I tell anyone? Confront him? See a psychologist? My emotions are running wild, and I don't know where else to turn. Help me, Reddit. **tl;dr: Just realized that my older brother raped me as a child, not sure how to handle it.**
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Daniel_SJ
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I've never had normal stereo vision, and since I was a kid I've asked dozens of people what it looks like without ever truly understanding it. Let me first explain how things look to me: My eyes diverge slighly, and when I was a kid my brain would create "double vision" (ie. seeing two overlapping images, [a little bit like this](http://shawneeoptical.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/istock_000012095765xsmall-2.jpg)). As I grew up it adapted by not trying to make sense of the mess my eyes reported back and instead only concentrate on one eye at a time. I can, at will, choose which to concentrate on and will do so fluently - however I never concentrate on both images at the same time. The other eye is just in the background and completely out of focus. This means I don't see things in "3D": My depth perception is no different from what you would see through a camera lens, or what you would see if you close one eye. So, even though I've asked loads of people no one has been able to visualize for me just how it looks like to see with both eyes at the same time and have stereo vision. Is it something that's possible to visualize in 2D, or is it something (a little like stereo hearing) that can only really be understood if you've tried it?
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AlexanderSalamander
1,353,010,009,000
My guilty pleasure is Apologize by OneRepublic. Also, anything by NSync.
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DjQball
1,353,002,348,000
Backstory: My girl and I were fighting about something, and I randomly took off my pants. She said something to the tune of "I can't argue with you without pants on!" while laughing pretty heavily. Since then, we've joked that no pants = no arguing, and it works flawlessly. What are some weird "rules" like this in your relationship, reddit? Edit: Department of redundancy department.
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smartalbert
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i saw a post about a guy having a sip of dead rat water and it made me remember an awful experience of my own. on paper one might think it couldn't be that bad but you will have to trust me. i was working at a family store filling up a fridge with heineken cans, cold from the delivery truck, and saw that one of em had a minuscule hole in it and was leaking. it was still under pressure so the leak was pissing far enough; i took care of that right away and went to the sink to empty it there. while it was going down the drain i figure it's a bit of a shame to waste a perfectly good beer like that and had a sip... big mistake. i don't know how it came about exactly but it was rotten. it had a big, half an inch thick green symbiotic colony of ? floating in it. worst taste and stench ever. it was like weapon grade stink bomb. i wonder why/how that fact escaped me before my sip. for an example i had some that fell on my hand and i washed them at least a dozen of times with industrial chunky anti oil soap til my hands were bright red and it was still stinking. ... it's been a few years so i figured i was due to write that down... but think , yeh, weapon grade skunk. more than i had barganed for ;_; so what is your story?
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BurntMaToast
1,352,998,295,000
spelling error... oh no. ** their mouth
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Clayburn
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They just seem to be a waste of space. I usually sign off with: > -Clayburn But some people have crazy signatures, including a physical address as if I ever planned on mailing them something. > Doris Day > Senior Vice President of Corporate Liability Management > <BIG ASS COMPANY LOGO> > 56 W. Hamptons Road, Bunghole, NE 77504 > Phone: 777-445-7474 > Mobile: 712-622-1122 > http://www.wesellmostlynoodles.com > "Do right by Randy Savage, do right by Man." - Mick Jagger So, what are your thoughts? Do signatures make sense? Are they practical or just corporate fluff?
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bitparity
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Was wondering about this after seeing this article. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/14/1161606/-All-Secessionists-Can-Secede-By-Renouncing-Their-Citizenship
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McNulty_Clone
1,352,965,056,000
Isn't that just a fancy way of saying we are greedy? Thanks
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ceramicfiver
1,352,962,876,000
Happening right now... he's an old guy too... Oh GOD he's breathing heavy nowwww D: Edit: and the music he's listening too... wtf? it's the radio, some funk, jazz, swing 70s stuff? Edit: noticed the grammar error in my title, sorry about that. Edit3: it's all over folks. Didn't last long. We couldn't see each other with all the computers in the way but I definitly heard the fapping and breathing.
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cuchoi
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I'am in /r/nonprofit, /r/Socialpreneur, and others but non of them seem to be very active or with good material.
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SnareHanger
1,352,957,456,000
Seriously, first pill ever. Every time I've tried before I got anxious about it and couldn't get it down. How bout you?
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OferZak
1,352,954,490,000
Super weird question I know
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Dahoodlife101
1,352,954,284,000
These loopholes cost the U.S. 3 trillion a year, and yet they are extremely hard to close because politicians are elected thanks to their money, amoung other things. Does Europe and Canada have the same problem?
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TangoZippo
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I'm sure the answer is "yes" - but I was hoping people could share info they have on companies using fake accounts, bot up-voting posts about their products, down-voting competitors, or other corporate black-ops practices.
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geshikhte
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I am a 21-year-old female, and it's really hard to classify my relationships with 30something males. A lot of my professors and other guys I know fit into the 10-19 years older than me category, and I feel like they aren't quite my friends as peers are. I can banter freely with them in a way I can't do with those in the parental group, but they still don't seem like they're on the same level as people my own age. What would you call this kind of relationship? And how do 30something-aged people view interactions with people who are 10-19 years younger than they are?
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mark4669
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Is the separation racial? Social? Educational? All of the above? For myself, ever since usenet days, all the sites I go to happen to be strict. Is it me or is the whole internet like this? Are we are setting a bar for those who wish to participate? Of course we've seen some facebook conversations with texting type lingo, but are there forums on some subject like "Coke-Bottle Sculptures" wear day dont cair and don't prioritize the written word the same way we do? Edit - haven't found any yet. You?
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aspiringvoiceactor
1,352,942,745,000
Just wondering how targeted Disney's marketing is.
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137oe3
ZeroWave
1,352,941,188,000
For me its the people who are debating without any intention of letting someone change their opinion. People that are so sure of themselves and the total rubbish they can spit without giving a chance to the other side piss me off. Why debate or discuss if you are locked on your opinion anyway? Also, the lack of ability to say 'I don't known or 'I'm not well informed enough to comment on the subject. So, what makes your blood boil?
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137mbu
RoyGaucho
1,352,939,246,000
I avoid movie trailers like the plague. For me, a movie is a lot about suspense and discovering the plot. So when trailer comes on the TV I keep yelling and look away until I can find the remote to mute the trailer. When I go to a theater, I put in earbuds, look down, and blast music until trailers are over. Same goes for "On the next episode of..." Friends and family think I'm crazy. I think it's completely normal to want to see the movie as it was artistically, not commercially, intended. What things do you do that people find odd BUT you find to be logical?
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Redsnork
1,352,938,004,000
Help me, perverts of reddit! EDIT: Apparently, this has been posted on r/funny. My apologies. I just want to see what other perverted coincidences are out there.
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apoeticturtle
1,353,108,515,000
I know that if you quit your job you are refused unemployment benefits, but what about the above situation? How is that any different than quitting?
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ccm139
1,353,105,703,000
I have never gotten a text from a random person nor have I ever heard of someone else like one of my friends etc... getting a text from a RANDOM person.. In what alternate universe does this happen in at such an amazingly high rate? It's just unbelievable how so many people get random text messages from others... NOT random phone calls but random text messages which is just so out of the ordinary is it not?
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djcookie187187187187
1,353,100,359,000
Edit 1: I meant more about decisions. For instance, "what if I had gone left instead of right?"
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13beah
SlideRuleLogic
1,353,097,517,000
A sad day for cream-filled vanilla goodness around the world.
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dumbchuck
1,353,094,860,000
As I read many of these non-bias reports, I can hardly see how! http://rense.com/general30/isis.htm
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MrsChimpGod
1,353,093,412,000
I used to watch General Hospital in the 80's, back in the Jack Wagner & John Stamos days. And, I remember the owner's son watching 'All My Children' in the afternoons, back when I used to work at the Dairy Queen. What's up on daytime TV these days? What are the prevailing storylines on your favorite soaps?
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djsopkin
1,353,091,971,000
I've had my flash disabled on my browser for quite some time now. I turned it off and now have to approve every page to use Flash, ever since the exploits were documented and everybody freaked out about them. Are they fixed yet? I know there have been a couple updates sent out, but I'm still not sure if its safe for me to allow Flash on everything. Thoughts?
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321dogeeseseegod123
1,353,089,987,000
Seems like a waste of everybody's time. Door handles are pretty simple.
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13at36
Capitally
1,353,077,485,000
I've never met or heard of anyone [who can do this.](http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8210/8190005941_fd908a5dd9.jpg) So i wonder, what can you do that you've never encountered anyone else being able to do?
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13asa8
BoxOLuv
1,353,076,394,000
I'm the only one who shares a wall with them so I can't exactly leave an anonymous note. I was thinking about banging on the wall but I haven't even introduced myself to them yet and that would be a bad start. I was also thinking about blasting Barry White or Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch next time. Thoughts?
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nsfw_goodies
1,353,073,061,000
especially the ones who are antagonizing the police via their freedom of speech You know the ones
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ill_take_the_case
1,353,070,655,000
With the announcement of no more Twinkies (http://money.cnn.com/2012/11/16/news/companies/hostess-closing/), my junk food preferences have to change. Might ever have to go for a carrot. What are your "go to" Junk foods?
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GodLike1001
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I dont know much about the history, but I know enough to know that the Palestinian government arent 'victims'. Moreover, as a western citizen, comparing their histories and politics, I'd rather trust an Israeli than a Palestinian...can anyone explain the nuances of the israel-palestine dichotomy?
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LeftoversAgain
1,353,056,115,000
I am fairly new to reddit, mainly browse, rarely post and comment. My wife is even never, and she still just browses. She is always asking me why certain quotes are used, for example, Bill Murray's "nobody will ever believe you." Instead of searching the Internet for every origin, I'd love if it you guys and gals could help her get up to speed in a more compact and entertaining method. Thanks!
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dustbunny88
1,353,044,678,000
Basically, I have a very mentally immature friend who doesn't quite understand how the world works. Deep down he is a good person, things just don't click for him. Heis 25 now and his most serious relationship was with a girl 6 years younger, still legal however. But today, he was telling me that he was going to hang out with this friend girl of his because she just got out of a relationship. No biggie, except that I'm pretty sure he only knows her through Facebook, wasn't going to really hang out (habitual liar he is), and not to mention she is like 15 or 16. He failed to tell me this last part and quite frankly I'm worried he's going to end up with a title of "Pedophile" without understanding the complexity of why he can't be close with someone so young. He is a high school drop out, has to rely on his parents for everything---ecen managing his own money. I'd hate to see bad happen to him but I don't know if he's intelligent enough to understand a reality check I'd like to give him. Any ideas Reddit?
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hey_i_tried
1,353,043,731,000
I notice that alot of posts I make are around midnight and they just get buried... is there a best time to post to reddit?
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psykikduk
1,353,042,979,000
Edit: I posted a link before, here is the proper self-post
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StuckInTheClouds
1,353,042,630,000
So basically I'm really good at "reading" people. I can tell what they are saying behind their words and why they are saying it. What their motivations are etc. If what they are saying is genuine or if they are just saying it to boost their ego/ make someone feel bad. I can kind of test it out by asking questions and then based on their answers I know if they are doing something with bullshit motives or not but usually I just know. Is there any job/career that I could utilize this? This is pretty much the only thing that comes relatively easy to me and as a High School senior who is going to start college next year and has no idea what she wants to do, I just want to know if this will help me anywhere other than in my social life. Please don't say lawyer though, its a horrible market to go into though. My sister is a lawyer and she begged me not to be one. TL;DR I can "read people" well. Does it fit into any job?
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tcook7
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I was watching The League last week and the whole time he was on i couldnt help but think that he kinda has fish lips. does anyone else agree
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Diabetesh
1,353,031,755,000
I think I would get out of here and go to my family in Michigan or Wisconsin.
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139xfs
tothelimit2019
1,353,031,736,000
Assuming you're not handicap....I would feel horrible but the larger stall does lend itself to a better experience.
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elchapoguzman
1,353,031,480,000
how should one navigate morally through a sea of hatred? even though it means going against your country and your surroundings,its a strange place to be standing in, hoping to hear what the "beehive" has to say.
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zipzap21
1,353,026,987,000
He had his headset on and didn't realize that her voicemail had answered and was recording. He had a $10,000 HVAC deal pending with her but she didn't cancel. She sent him a huge jar of giant pickles and continued to work with him. Which to me is the weirdest part of the whole story. I ate a lot of those pickles, they were good.
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ts159377
1,353,026,153,000
So basically I feel like me moving away for college has been one massive failure. I never was able to adjust to the workload and form good study habits and good work ethic. I hate letting myself and my family down, but I just don't know what to do. I always thought I'd get better with time, but here I am in my third year of school, still shooting myself in the foot. My mom (bless her heart) suggested that I take a semester off, find work, and reevaluate what I want to do. I can't help but feel like such a lazy fuckin' failure leaving school behind to move back home and take off a semester..but if it's what I really need, then so be it. I've always had high hopes and aspirations for myself, and at the age of twenty, I hope I can still fulfill my dreams and succeed in school and eventually graduate school. I was just looking for any input..encouragement, advice..anything. I appreciate your replies, negative or positive. Thanks
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NeoMegaRyuMKII
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So the full story is this: 5 minutes into the class, only 5 out of 25 of the students showed up to the class. I spent about 3 minutes explaining how we who came to class, we who are so dedicated to come on a day when nothing was due, deserve points for not wasting time. The professor agreed and no more than 15 seconds after finishing recording the names of those who were on time, 3 people came in, not knowing others got credit. So again, the question: what stories do YOU have about an epic win which involved convincing an authority to do something for you which the authority normally would not do?
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EgXPlayer
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Well I was in the computer room of our school. Was supposed to work for a project,so I decided to go on reddit and check out some subreddit's. Then I realized that I was logged in as a different user. Yup,it was interesting to find out that someone uses reddit at my school ( I am from Germany and reddit is not that popular here). :D So,what about you?
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MarmotChaos
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I like Homeboy Industries in LA - helping young people escape gang life and employing them in its several small businesses. They do a lot more than this, but small businesses they run are truly exceptional. Also, ModestNeeds.org
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bryantheatheist
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So I'm in the Asian Club at my high school and we were selling Asian food at a fair today. People were bringing in Indian food, Chinese food, Korean food, etc. One kid brought in egg rolls. I started selling the food, and a girl comes over to buy some. She says she's a vegetarian and asks what food doesn't have meat in it. I show her the egg rolls and she ends up buying them. Five minutes later, someone tells me they had pork in them. I run to go find the girl and tell her, but just as I am about to warn her, I see she's already finished. I figure I can either not tell her, or tell her and have her freak out. I chose not to tell her, but I still feel guilty about selling her the egg rolls. **TL;DR: I let a vegetarian eat meat and didn't tell her**
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