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1eg23r | TheLurkerSpeaks | 1,368,705,598,000 | Or, does it really matter? From /r/pyongyang to /r/unlimitedbreadsticks, I really can't tell. Some of these guys are in deep cover. | AskReddit | jewish |
1eg0wm | iwsfutcmd | 1,368,703,639,000 | General type of product, not brand or model.
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stuff i've learned today:
* some of you people can't read. iphones are not a general type of product, they are a brand of smartphone
* smartphones are disappearing in 10 years
* smartphones are replacing everything in 10 years
* you people really hate toilet p... | AskReddit | jewish |
1efxeu | Sycamori | 1,368,697,199,000 | Edit: This also includes 000, 112, or whatever the equivalent of 911 may be in your country. | AskReddit | jewish |
1eftk3 | monster_bunny | 1,368,689,661,000 | Alternatively, when has it made you reconsider your afflictions for the song? | AskReddit | jewish |
1efklt | Imwatchingyou2 | 1,368,678,021,000 | I'm stuck at work and need a laugh... | AskReddit | jewish |
1efim5 | foodown | 1,368,676,078,000 | It doesn't have to be a traffic ticket. Anything that you were supposed to appear in court or pay a fine for qualifies. | AskReddit | jewish |
1efdqw | shhimhuntingrabbits | 1,368,671,896,000 | After getting magnetic implants seven months ago, I've become really interested in RFID Implants, and am wondering if anyone's thought of any novel uses for theirs. Any tales of radio freedom? | AskReddit | jewish |
1efdla | LDawg618 | 1,368,671,761,000 | Some people say this is offensive or not to ask until you know the person well but I don't understand why they think that. I personally think it's a good conversation starter. | AskReddit | jewish |
1efc7c | jrangs | 1,368,670,569,000 | My roommate just moved out and left some food in the freezer. She had some P.F.Changs: [General Chang's Chicken Spring Rolls](http://imgur.com/WBRMSLj) and they say Best If Used By March 06 2013. **Are they still good to eat?**
Don't know if this is the right place to ask... Anyway thanks for your help in advance. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ef8un | chinagreenelvis | 1,368,667,869,000 | This is a generic question and has nothing to do with anyone I know. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ejq1x | tenemantfunster | 1,368,832,213,000 | So basically I have some small cuts on my hand and I don't want to tell people how I got them. What would be a believable excuse for this? | AskReddit | jewish |
1ejn55 | attack_goblin | 1,368,829,594,000 | I'm talking about life choices like who you date/marry, body modifications (the lack thereof, hidden placement), where you live, etc. Where do you draw the line?
Bonus answers: your age, gender, religion and/or nationality | AskReddit | jewish |
1ej681 | DoctorBritta | 1,368,815,437,000 | I suppose this also can go for family members, classmates, co-workers, etc. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ej5o8 | alia142 | 1,368,814,976,000 | For example, I really want to see Socotra Island in Yemen. What are some other places that just aren't really talked about, but are amazing? | AskReddit | jewish |
1ej1or | Zanius | 1,368,811,711,000 | Is there some place they all order there food from or some kind of book/website that tells them how to cook it? I've probably been to hundreds of Chinese buffets and it's just so weird how all the food is almost exactly the same. It seems that they are more like franchises than independent businesses.
Edit: I am aware... | AskReddit | jewish |
1eiqv8 | expected_crayon | 1,368,802,846,000 | We already have a thread on the worst things. I'm sure some of you had awesome babysitters like I did, so let's hear your stories! | AskReddit | jewish |
1eimgf | Samzo | 1,368,798,832,000 | Seriously... why? The forums I found are all essentially unanswered...
EDIT: So far the answers are things that could apply to ANY piece of software. So, why Adobe Acrobat, specifically, MORE often than other programs? | AskReddit | jewish |
1eiinl | Se7enwolf1 | 1,368,794,557,000 | Not through a temp but actually employed directly with the company. I'm a security guard at one factory and looking to get employed with the company directly. What are the positions, qualifications and requirements needed to be hired? | AskReddit | jewish |
1eigqs | fake_person | 1,368,792,047,000 | Either due to a changed world view. Maybe we have more context than they did and understand things clearer. Perhaps we simply have understood things completely wrong.
EDIT: This obviously assumes that they have somehow come back to life (probably in their prime) and were able to speak/write/understand well enough to t... | AskReddit | jewish |
1eig2m | babanz | 1,368,791,094,000 | I'm thinking of brain degeneration and mental conditions e.g. senility
I imagine that one day we could easily swap, replace, fix any part of our body, except for our brains. | AskReddit | jewish |
1eiedo | Doxep | 1,368,788,312,000 | Because let's face it, this happens to all of us... | AskReddit | jewish |
1ei9og | aalorni | 1,368,778,774,000 | I find myself in disagreements with my partner more regularly than I would like. Sometimes I feel the need to just walk away. Sometimes only briefly, other times I need to just be alone for a few hours. Anyone else experience this?
Also, assuming I can think rationally at that moment, how can I lesson the impact this... | AskReddit | jewish |
1ei6zo | ZeGoldMedal | 1,368,774,067,000 | Doesn't need to involve substances. In fact, things that are preferably illegal. I'm talking about things that those of us at 20 can do at our age that we can really only do at 20. The kind of things that in twenty years, we can look back and think "God, we were young. Remember the fun that we had back in those days?" ... | AskReddit | jewish |
1ei681 | Dauven | 1,368,772,871,000 | I was watching Kitchen Nightmares, and Ramsay freaks out over a cook frying something he dropped on the floor(S01E07). I realized that, as a server, I have seen cooks drop food on the floor, grill or fry the "germs off" and then serve it. I definitely think that doing that should be unacceptable, but I was led to belie... | AskReddit | jewish |
1ei28x | iamdangold | 1,368,767,684,000 | This could be in public or even when they think others can't see them.
I use strange in the sense that it is out-of-the-ordinary behaviour | AskReddit | jewish |
1ei0y5 | SequinRococo | 1,368,766,313,000 | I worked briefly(9months) for a individual who was dishonest, cruel and mistreated me at any chance she had. My last straw was when she refused to pay me my check because I wasn't being careful to remind her of my pay(yeah big WTF) and when she told me to clean up the crumbs of food that feel from her mouth to the floo... | AskReddit | jewish |
1ehyx7 | tulygonen | 1,368,764,069,000 | It could be any character from a movie, T.V. show, story, it could be a cartoon or a character played by a person, but it has to be fictional.
Mine would be the Tooth Fairy. "What the FUCK do you do with so many teeth?" | AskReddit | jewish |
1ehyn1 | cnote1 | 1,368,763,806,000 | Like mountains, pools, beaches, cities. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ehvq5 | pahpreekah | 1,368,761,017,000 | For years i have been in awe of people who radiate positive energy. I have always felt add if I was close to becoming one those people but for some reason I won't let myself get there.
I have tried therapy for the better part of the part 30 years, tried almost every drug look out there, followed the Grateful Dead f... | AskReddit | jewish |
1ehuis | Iforgotmyother_name | 1,368,759,947,000 | Similar to the White House petitions only for smaller practical issues. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ehtli | jex15 | 1,368,759,140,000 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDV2Jsp4Tts
The beginning part is in some language I cannot figure out, nor seem to find an answer on youtube. It's the male's part in the first minute of the song.
Furthermore, what is being said?
Definitely an amazing song to listen to, even if you don't know or understand.
| AskReddit | jewish |
1ehk13 | elNarco | 1,368,750,897,000 | While I know that the other option is a "life" sentence, the definition of "life" varies from state to state. I'm still unclear as to whether Arizona would make parole possible after 25 or 35 years, if at all. | AskReddit | jewish |
1elmej | Capitally | 1,368,916,992,000 | I cried pretty hard during the episode of Futurama when Fry's dog couldn't find Fry, and waited outside every day infront of the Pizza shop he worked at.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5peiLlHdvo | AskReddit | jewish |
1elht9 | bfinleyui | 1,368,912,446,000 | Edit: the last meaning 'wow, that's the LAST thing I'd ever do with that money!!' | AskReddit | jewish |
1eldcj | ajanivengeant | 1,368,908,265,000 | One time, was coming back from a vacation and no one was allowed to use the bathroom in the bus, so I had to hold it in the entire 3 hour trip.
The pain was so excruciating while I was walking home that I ran behind a KFC sign, and pissed there. | AskReddit | jewish |
1el3fl | mahoodie | 1,368,898,864,000 | Please, please let it not be wanking. We have all heard that before | AskReddit | jewish |
1el0tb | ellivibrutp | 1,368,896,378,000 | There must be a wide range of answers, from ending their misery, to inheritance, to revenge. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ekzue | Abe_tchi | 1,368,895,448,000 | Hey all so i was wondering if i should get my economics degree in humanities and sciences or in the school of business? im not if jobs will see the difference | AskReddit | jewish |
1ekvgg | ajanivengeant | 1,368,890,696,000 | For me it is "Are you chinese?" | AskReddit | jewish |
1ekv19 | dharmastation | 1,368,890,225,000 | I literally know nothing about this - a friend had a hypnotist at a grad bash and said it was hilarious! I want to know more! | AskReddit | jewish |
1ektyl | rickraus | 1,368,889,026,000 | I am black and I am attending my first wedding, on top of that it is a white couple. So I ask you reddit what are some songs I can expect and what are some 'classic' moves that I should start practicing? (I am NOT that good of dancer) Youtube links encouraged! | AskReddit | jewish |
1eksh1 | MrDNL | 1,368,887,254,000 | For example, tell someone over 40 "on Wednesdays we wear pink" and watch as they look at you like you're nuts. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ekrp5 | SequinRococo | 1,368,886,263,000 | Example:
I have a friend who cannot handle this type of [face](http://images.tvrage.com/people/27/80717.jpg). Any woman with similar facial features is automatically enemy#1
I think we all have that one thing we just don't "trust" or like about a person, be it with a specific type of smile, eye twinkle or overall fa... | AskReddit | jewish |
1ekffw | RainXinyoureyes | 1,368,861,358,000 | I always wonder what it's like to be a therapist, do you live with the burdens of your clients? Would it turn into a job and just go through the motions of caring, or is it always interesting? | AskReddit | jewish |
1ekehi | RainXinyoureyes | 1,368,859,746,000 | CNN is drowned in celebrity gossip, MSNBC is ok, and FOX... lol. | AskReddit | jewish |
1eke93 | PhnomPencil | 1,368,859,320,000 | So [here's](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnJFH8wgegI) the video.
After the episode aired, someone started ranting on their Facebook account. [Here's](http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-the-most-epic-brand-meltdown-on-facebook-ever) an overview. They later claimed that the account was hacked.
The past two... | AskReddit | jewish |
1eke4d | RainXinyoureyes | 1,368,859,125,000 | It could be a dealbreaker. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ek7uc | awesomedan24 | 1,368,850,370,000 | For some reason I'm finding myself getting really uncomfortable buttoning the top button of collared shirts. Not even tight ones. A 16'' collar for my 15'' neck. I don't see a reasonable explanation for why this is giving me pain. I feel like there's something in my throat/I'm out of breath. I guess my esophagus feels ... | AskReddit | jewish |
1ek5h2 | cata2k | 1,368,847,751,000 | In light of [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ejnaj/my_dad_and_a_group_of_lawyers_are_walking_from/) post, what's one thing you would do, if you could, to improve the criminal justice system? | AskReddit | jewish |
1ek5al | D0WNT0WNBR0WN | 1,368,847,563,000 | I can't be the only one, it just didn't do anything for me. Maybe my expectations were too high, but I just didn't like it. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ek4nz | eskimobrother319 | 1,368,846,891,000 | What was it like?
What was the outcome?
How was occupation?
Did you know anyone that tried to rebel and fight?
How did they fair? | AskReddit | jewish |
1ejz61 | thenewyorkgod | 1,368,841,259,000 | Link to the image so we can share the experience with you. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ejthp | molecularpoet | 1,368,835,495,000 | Any song you feel captures the essence or highlights the culture of where you live or where you're from. If it's not in English, a short description of what it says would be greatly appreciated by everyone. | AskReddit | jewish |
1enqr8 | r3ll1sh | 1,369,005,135,000 | Pretty self explanatory.
My personal favorites are probably from the song "bonfire" | AskReddit | jewish |
1enpan | hl4 | 1,369,003,860,000 | I voted for Barack Obama simply because I wanted I am broke and require dental insurance. My stupid job will only pay for doctor visit's, not for visits to the dental office which I desperately need. I cannot afford to pay for those visits on my own, I am only 19.
Will Washington State's medicaid expansion provide me... | AskReddit | jewish |
1enp0k | WalkonWalrus | 1,369,003,615,000 | Something Ive been wondering, especially now that I'm in poor academic standing at my college and unable to reapply for next semester. (Which isn't so bad, because I can't stand the place- specifically) And I could handle working a semester and not going to school, but what I can't handle is what I *know* is awaiting m... | AskReddit | jewish |
1enl5a | 4juice | 1,369,000,432,000 | Ever been in those situation where you and someone you barely know got into a conversation and when he/she gave a closed-ended reply, a silence fell between you both ? You really want to chat more with him/her but there's just no sensible topics to talk about. Surely there is but you can't think of any. I'm always in t... | AskReddit | jewish |
1enk17 | citizen_coping | 1,368,999,528,000 | My others:
Shawshank Redemption
Point Break | AskReddit | jewish |
1enk0c | fungussa | 1,368,999,507,000 | There have been countless cases where they have knowingly and willfully deceived the public.
"Lying corrupts the most important quality of my being human: my ability to make free and rational choices. It harms human dignity when it leads people to decide other than they would have had they known the truth." Mazur | AskReddit | jewish |
1enhmi | adibidibadibi | 1,368,997,569,000 | The conditioner bottle says to wait a little after applying and before washing off the conditioner, but offers no suggestions for what to do in the meanwhile. | AskReddit | jewish |
1enhjc | chip_0 | 1,368,997,506,000 | New reddit users have a bunch of default subreddits that they are subscribed to, which is what they see when they go to "reddit.com". For them, those subreddits represent reddit in its entirety, until they can discover others via /r/all (or through friends recommendations). Why do we have this system? Why not display r... | AskReddit | jewish |
1enctt | maxhanno | 1,368,993,840,000 | Avoid nsfw answers please. | AskReddit | jewish |
1en84e | cokevanillazero | 1,368,990,093,000 | You'd have to share a bed with Charlie and Frank and spend all your time with them for one calendar week.
Or get your foot hit really hard with a ball peen hammer, once, probably breaking it. | AskReddit | jewish |
1emudp | blupack | 1,368,978,070,000 | Edit: The money would maintain its value, no matter of inflation/deflation. | AskReddit | jewish |
1emttw | matlaz423 | 1,368,977,468,000 | My sister graduated yesterday so my mom took the three of us out for lunch. We went to a restaurant/bar type of place and we were seated at a table next to the bar. However, about a 1/4 of the way through our meal, a young (early 20's) man who clearly had special needs sat down at the bar. He immediately began actin... | AskReddit | jewish |
1emsat | MuffinMedic | 1,368,975,722,000 | There are some rather unique and interesting usernames on Reddit, some bizarre, some funny, and some rather unsettling.
So how did you get your username and what's the story behind it? | AskReddit | jewish |
1emm4z | tantalus222 | 1,368,967,187,000 | I have a nice old globe and I would like to photograph its entire surface so that I can have a nice map. What's the best way to do it? Is there some great software? Any hints? | AskReddit | jewish |
1emkhp | dexxter67 | 1,368,964,022,000 | As in "he's good looking, he can't be a rapist", or "look at his, eyes he's definitely a murderer". | AskReddit | jewish |
1embkf | mkultraman | 1,368,944,726,000 | I remember reading something about time being spherical, divided by two hemispheric planes of existence. The physical, the spiritual and how our souls travel throughout time permeating the membrane between the two at the moment of birth and death entering/exiting at any time. | AskReddit | jewish |
1em7ms | seal_enema | 1,368,939,180,000 | It seems like Redditors criticize America so much (often rightly) for our flaws, but no one is talking about the fact that Russia is practically the only reason that the UN hasn't been able to move forward in helping the Syrian rebels defeat Assad. What gives? | AskReddit | jewish |
1em711 | unenglishimpatient | 1,368,938,420,000 | Where would you go? What would you do or talk about? | AskReddit | jewish |
1em63h | eyeamreadingyou | 1,368,937,336,000 | In 2005 I bought a brand new Subaru Legacy. It was my first new car and I love it. I was reading the owners manual and the rearview mirror has a headlight dimmer. Its the coolest thing, and I'm amazed at how well it works. I used to get so annoyed at truck headlights blinding me when I was stopped, but not any more. An... | AskReddit | jewish |
1em0b7 | AlexanderSalamander | 1,368,931,146,000 | Did you know at the time? Could you do anything about it? Did they get in trouble for lying? | AskReddit | jewish |
1em02d | kabbotta | 1,368,930,853,000 | If you shoot someone and they live we treat that as a different crime than if they died. This makes absolutely no sense to me. It was just a matter of pure luck that the outcome was different. The actions and intent are identical so I don't understand why it is justified legally to separate the two. The same for drunk ... | AskReddit | jewish |
1eq9uz | UncleHouse | 1,369,094,241,000 | When you are out on patrol, is it blatantly obvious that people are trying to follow the laws perfectly so that they will not attract your attention? Is it common to see people drive excessively passive? What is the funniest thing you've noticed that other drivers try to cover up or attempt to cover up? | AskReddit | jewish |
1eq4ka | Subhazard | 1,369,090,237,000 | Please help, I can't sleep. | AskReddit | jewish |
1eq2fw | hflol | 1,369,088,640,000 | So my girlfriend worked at the YMCA doing the babysitting service, and her coworker constantly skips work, comes in late, throws things at her and the kids, swears in front of the kids, and other things. She finally had it and called him a SOAB off the clock, with no kids around, and he reported her and she got fired. ... | AskReddit | jewish |
1epz0o | iamtherealomri | 1,369,086,186,000 | Even though I have a giant monitor and an awesome computer at that, I really spend most of time on alienblue. How about you? | AskReddit | jewish |
1epk65 | dpatt711 | 1,369,075,420,000 | You can only choose one | AskReddit | jewish |
1epebb | Jcschulman | 1,369,071,023,000 | I saw a guy the other day reading Fifty Shades of Grey to his ~15 year old son on the park....strange. | AskReddit | jewish |
1epc3c | vbayad | 1,369,069,266,000 | She had a bad (short) haircut, and called crying, she has an event in a few weeks.
what can be done? | AskReddit | jewish |
1ep9w0 | facewook | 1,369,067,522,000 | If the number is zero or close to zero, do you intentionally try to keep it that way? Why? | AskReddit | jewish |
1ep603 | savvysab | 1,369,064,396,000 | Visa expires tomorrow with some money on it. | AskReddit | jewish |
1eoxel | Whiskeybent341 | 1,369,056,430,000 | I had a roommate who beat me with a wooden stool for pushing the power button on his stereo harder than he liked. We were drunk obviously. Still good friends. | AskReddit | jewish |
1eowc6 | ByzantineBasileus | 1,369,055,204,000 | Mine are the following:
Got the hots for: to like someone
Cracking on to someone: to try court someone of the opposite sex
Chatting up: to try court someone of the opposite sex | AskReddit | jewish |
1eow2y | smorges | 1,369,054,893,000 | Context: My 3 year old son recently had an operation to remove his tonsils. A pretty standard operation for kids, but still, any operation carries risk. 15 years ago my cousin had an operation, caught an infection and died within a month. Basically, any operations on kids is worrying, and kids are fragile.
Further con... | AskReddit | jewish |
1eouc5 | pumper911 | 1,369,052,678,000 | Mine: I took a helicopter ride over, and to, the grand canyon. Played beer pong once we landed. | AskReddit | jewish |
1eoly9 | 0l01o1ol0 | 1,369,037,435,000 | So the US has a privately corporation called C-SPAN that films a lot(maybe all?) of Congressional hearings and votes, makes transcripts and has a archive of it online at c-span.org
What equivalents exist for foreign countries? I'd like to see links to video libraries, even if it's not in English.
And can you post hig... | AskReddit | jewish |
1eoge4 | xeneficus | 1,369,028,811,000 | If something happens that causes the breakdown of infrastructure and government collapse, how could we preserve human knowledge and culture? Keep in mind that it would have to be something that an illiterate person could read or learn to read. Also, besides the basics such as mathematics and science, what other informa... | AskReddit | jewish |
1eoewj | secretvictory | 1,369,026,993,000 | On your significant other | AskReddit | jewish |
1eocow | Gedalya | 1,369,024,470,000 | Here's the story, I have never been very good at math in school and to be honest, any other subjects really. I could get by, but never pushed myself. School was never the best environment for me to learn, but when I'm studying at home, I like it.
So over the past few weeks I have been thinking about trying to learn mat... | AskReddit | jewish |
1eoa1p | TheNessman | 1,369,021,753,000 | I could pretty much get any job if I wanted to, but i can't make up my mind. Do you have any advice as to which job I should get? | AskReddit | jewish |
1eo8b1 | BlackRockKitty | 1,369,020,100,000 | Do you have any unusual shower quirks? | AskReddit | jewish |
1eo2xb | MrDNL | 1,369,015,331,000 | I'm old -- 35 (!) -- and make jokes about Star Wars and MC Hammer and Say Anything. Help? | AskReddit | jewish |
1eo0bn | senor_procrastinator | 1,369,013,219,000 | I'd say we all have that "friend", but it might just be me. I'm not going to post his real name, so let's just go with John. John is... to but it bluntly, boring. For an example, he will walk up to you, say "hi", but expect you to initiate conversation. Every single freakin' time. If you do initiate something, he won't... | AskReddit | jewish |
1enz12 | robertgfthomas | 1,369,012,089,000 | I ask because my cat successfully took a screenshot of my Macbook's desktop earlier tonight, which seemed rather impressive.
Toddlers/infants are included. | AskReddit | jewish |
1envep | roxxe | 1,369,009,030,000 | like you talk about something she wears, something situational or just some random banter? | AskReddit | jewish |
1esod2 | zushiba | 1,369,177,195,000 | Non-super as in, real humans have this power now. Personally, I'd love to spontaneously develop an eidetic memory. | AskReddit | jewish |
1eso4t | The12thDoc | 1,369,177,038,000 | Share a unique fact, a little-known attraction, or anything else you feel is noteworthy.
| AskReddit | jewish |
1esl7n | no1dead | 1,369,174,738,000 | It can be anything.
What would you miss and how it would change? | AskReddit | jewish |
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