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1eyur3 | CivFTW | 1,369,400,370,000 | I woke this morning up to screams from my girlfriend that there was a huge spider in our daughters room. Assuming it was an overreaction I got up and a black widow (1 of 3 potentially deadly spiders we have in the Northeast) was a few feet from her crib. I almost bust through the drywall killing it.
We live on a grou... | AskReddit | jewish |
1eydlg | rwfforever | 1,369,372,179,000 | The more embarassing the better | AskReddit | jewish |
1ey58k | cata2k | 1,369,364,175,000 | Oh boy. Here's how it goes: Trumpet: dun dun dun! Whole orchestra: Dun DUN! Drums: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! Trumpet (higher): dun dun dun Whole orchestra: (even more emphatic) Dun DUNNN!!! drums: dun dun dun dun run dun! dun!
Just imagine the song you'd put to a scene of the sun slowly emerging from behind the ear... | AskReddit | jewish |
1exyjf | Oorion | 1,369,358,500,000 | It appears Obama is going after not only whistleblowers but also the press to keep discussions within his cabinet secret. At what point should citizens be allowed to know what it's government does?
Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/may/20/obama-doj-james-rosen-criminality | AskReddit | jewish |
1extxw | SpecialOpsCynic | 1,369,354,508,000 | I guess I am trying to understand how in some cities and cultures guns have evolved from a hidden 'In Case of Emergency' item to some kind of social status item. As a white male, who spent years in the Army, I understand the concept of owning a weapon for home defense. I also understand PTSD, psychological stress and... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f1wl1 | heyheythrowitaway | 1,369,522,167,000 | My vote is for /r/SurpriseAppearances/
>A place to put videos or articles of surprise appearances by famous [or not so famous!] people and bringing a smile to people!
My favorite videos:
[Obama visits Five Guys](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ZUTVESJPk)
[Andrew Garfield surprises Comic-Con](http://www.youtube.co... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f1m16 | icankillpenguins | 1,369,511,657,000 | for an example, why ipod was considered cool when zune not-cool?
| AskReddit | jewish |
1f1eam | sylphs | 1,369,504,089,000 | Have developed trigger finger in my right index finger from apple mouse anyone tried any of the ergonomic mouses? Any recommendations? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f1anx | thedevilsdictionary | 1,369,500,419,000 | I think it has something to do with "the dream" of America being typically a longer-lasting spell. Also we seem to have more opportunities but only for those willing to work hard (go to nursing school etc) whereas Europe just gives it away and then people don't appreciate it (something I have noticed firsthand.. on a c... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f18sr | DaveTheRoper | 1,369,498,405,000 | It could be that the person is into a seemingly strange sexual lifestyle (or has unusual sexual fetishes), or that the person is involved in crime...anything that the person tried to hide from friends/family/acquaintances. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f17w3 | Shut_it_sideburns | 1,369,497,429,000 | I'm (F22) thinking about moving out of home in a few months and was wondering what to expect as I have never lived on my own before and I'm a bit nervous about learning how to look after myself. Any advice will be appreciated. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f17vz | kratistos | 1,369,497,427,000 | There's a lot of sensational bullshit floating around, but nearly no pictures and only few eye witnesses spoke out.
Where do we find more neutral information on this?
Edit: right now of course. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f17kn | moumouren | 1,369,497,126,000 | I remember a poster awhile back saying she and her bf were touring the country, selling pies. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f13mx | kratistos | 1,369,492,392,000 | I'm kinda sick of false information, north korea puns, racism and circlejerking. Even better: Is there a subreddit to recommend subreddits? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f12vw | GRat9717 | 1,369,491,386,000 | I'm buying a safe for the house I'm moving into next week. What kind should I get so a future OP can reap it of karma one day after I'm long gone? What should I put in it? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f0ozi | davrukin | 1,369,464,155,000 | Thanks to /u/TutoredZeus for the idea to post this here. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f0fpw | tonybanks | 1,369,451,960,000 | Could it be a tumor or whatever? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f0a7o | DCEnigma | 1,369,445,894,000 | For better or for worse | AskReddit | jewish |
1f088a | FugaziRules | 1,369,443,907,000 | I'd like to join that thread.
Edit: Fuck I typo'd | AskReddit | jewish |
1f084a | nerraw92 | 1,369,443,791,000 | I saw a gif on /r/wtf that made me remember one of the dreams I had recently.
I was on a farm, walking down a dirt path. All of a sudden, I see a stampede of sheep in the field next to me. One sheep, with particularly dark skin (similar to [this](http://pcdn.500px.net/9378981/415f00a725bdfb158a025a476d65d646cf822cc8/4... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f076l | tecktonikgirl101 | 1,369,442,864,000 | Whenever i read a book and they don't describe the charactets race i always think they are white like me but then I wonder of they are Asian or mexican or are of a different ethnicity | AskReddit | jewish |
1f3vwg | Vandelay797 | 1,369,612,184,000 | Here are some examples I just made up:
* Wetweston - a human with a propensity for running through sprinklers on others property
* Scarestasis - Frozen by fear
* Boxscaper - One who spends more time in a virtual box themed world, than in the real one.
* Malnovison - When eyes explode after seeing a horrible or distu... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f3s80 | DanyalEscaped | 1,369,608,541,000 | Self-help books, history, anything goes as long as it's a book and it isn't fiction. There is useful information out there and sometimes it needs a medium that's a bit longer than a post on Reddit or an online article. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f3qja | tarontoe | 1,369,606,808,000 | Whenever I watch movies that are even 10 years old I can't help but imagine how the entire premise of the movie would not hold today given the advances in technology. This applies to literally hundreds of movies.
For example, I am currently watching the first season of 24, and one of the characters was kidnapped and i... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f3p1d | rumster | 1,369,605,306,000 | Lately I feel that everyone will scam their way to money or higher position. It's almost sickening how many times I seen people including myself thrown under the bus.
Am I wrong? I personally never stomped someones throat to get higher position or money in life. Have you? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f3ow3 | DCEnigma | 1,369,605,147,000 | Today, my grandfather passed away at 79. I've been going through my Ipod trying to find something to connect to. So far, nothing has worked, any ideas Reddit?
EDIT: Thanks for the song suggestions and well wishes | AskReddit | jewish |
1f3opl | failbotron | 1,369,604,978,000 | I love reddit and wouldn't be here if I didn't, but after being here for over a year I'm starting to notice some patterns and shortcomings of reddit, so i was wandering what bothers you about reddit?
for me:
1. you have to post comments quickly to usually get exposure, so quality suffers
2. most users read what they... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f38ve | tonybanks | 1,369,589,798,000 | Is it because America sent armies to countries to force down the culture in their throats? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f32nn | sketch_ | 1,369,583,595,000 | A friend of mine has their mugshot posted to https://www.mugshotsworld.com/ but the website is blackmailing them by charging 200 dollars to remove their name and photo from the website. What can they do to have their mugshot removed without paying 200 dollars? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f2s27 | executeordersixtysix | 1,369,566,445,000 | Unsure whether it really matters. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f2nhz | Shortbuscaptain | 1,369,555,190,000 | I am American, but this can be answered by any nationality so have at it. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f2j2q | higherme | 1,369,547,588,000 | The kind that sends shivers up your spine. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f2itn | notavegetable | 1,369,547,219,000 | French magazine Le Point claims that "bon appétit" immediately identifies you as a loser. Why? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f2hoq | LDawg618 | 1,369,545,577,000 | I'm the youngest and my mom is way more overprotective of me than my brother. I'm just curious if this happens to other youngest children or if it's because I'm a girl, or both. Also, if I do say so myself, I'm the more responsible one so I'm not sure why she feels she has to act this way. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f2hn1 | mrmanperson123 | 1,369,545,505,000 | Something like 'all your base are belong to us' or 'FALCO PUNCH!!!' | AskReddit | jewish |
1f2d8r | piss_n_boots | 1,369,540,197,000 | my guess is you don't wait at all. I'm curious to know the truth. (all I want is the God's honest truth.) | AskReddit | jewish |
1f2cny | myusernameranoutofsp | 1,369,539,551,000 | [Posts like this](http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1f1mcf/4pm_on_a_lazy_rainy_saturday/) get upvoted often. Maybe people find it funny, maybe people feel better because other people are worse than them, but reddit is pretty approving of outright lazy and sometimes immoral behaviour. What can/should we do ... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f2azx | WordsAndSich | 1,369,537,693,000 | If so, why?
And would you make a distinction between violent/property crime, and something more victimless like drugs or not having a permit.
Also, if the law is not your moral compass, then how do you deside what is a 'good' law and what isn't? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f28zf | Kramili | 1,369,535,457,000 | How much was it...? Bust out those throwaways if you need to! | AskReddit | jewish |
1f60j6 | avianangel | 1,369,698,422,000 | I'm going to Planned Parenthood tomorrow to get a prescription for birth control for the first time ever. I've never been to any type of ob/gyn before, and am a little nervous on what to expect. Any words of wisdom or advice would greatly be appreciated! | AskReddit | jewish |
1f605x | UncleHouse | 1,369,698,090,000 | Taking the power out of the corrupt and greedy politician's hands and giving it to the educated has always intrigued me. What kind of laws do you think would be passed? Do you think one group (Sociologists, Ecologists, Physicists, etc) would make more of an impact than another? Do you think everybody would work togethe... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f5y7h | SuspiciousTurtle | 1,369,696,229,000 | You obviously know how we Americans view it, but I want to know how "Glorified", for a lack of a better term, is it in Vietnam, and more specifically, how is the Viet Cong remembered there? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f5qy3 | SoulCoughing97 | 1,369,689,807,000 | I really just never got this.
I was reading the TIL of Justin Biebers mom not wanting him to get signed by the one agent because he was jewish and they're christians...
if Jesus himself was Jewish and that's who they pray to, then what's the issue?
Please don't be straight up racist or bigoted, I'm just wondering w... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f5fwn | Arithered | 1,369,680,588,000 | Tell your gripping tale here. It's a judgment-free zone. HAHA, NO IT ISN'T. IT'S REDDIT. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f5flr | cokevanillazero | 1,369,680,333,000 | Like a bobcat or a coyote maybe? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f51sm | ajanivengeant | 1,369,667,378,000 | I always wanted to play a video game where you were Helen Keller. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f515i | Jinzub | 1,369,666,797,000 | For me, /r/niggers. Because edgy racism is just *hilarious*, right guys? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f4udq | ajanivengeant | 1,369,658,047,000 | "Japanese people are smartasses" | AskReddit | jewish |
1f4s9o | johnny_gunn | 1,369,654,157,000 | Video, images, audio. Weird voicemails, creepy happenings you caught on tape, things that don't make sense, anything.
Doesn't have to be 'supernatural', just anything weird and out of the ordinary that you managed to record. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f4n7u | superfluiter | 1,369,643,858,000 | Can anyone tell me how to port saved emails and other info in my optimum account to the new verizon account? Should I use 'trueswitch' or is there an easier way?
Thanks! | AskReddit | jewish |
1f4n7g | mystical-me | 1,369,643,838,000 | The estimated carrying capacity of earth is between 9-10 billion people. We just hit 7 billion and it only took 25 years for the world to add 2 billion more people.
How will people cope?
What will happen to world order?
Will there be wars or famines?
Will countries die or new ones become more powerful?
feel free ... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f4jfv | davrukin | 1,369,637,392,000 | 🍔 | AskReddit | jewish |
1f4dnb | JudahMaccabee | 1,369,630,205,000 | Mine might be "Oblivious" by Aztec Camera... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f4b0n | Jimbob2134 | 1,369,627,473,000 | 10 years ago you were lucky if you had a few decent games and a camera. We have come so far since then, in what direction do you think we are going? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f48vr | -aurelius | 1,369,625,263,000 | I don't *dislike* humans, I just can't empathize with them in the same way I can with animals. I also find animals far more interesting to be around. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f43n8 | someauthor | 1,369,620,008,000 | Feel free to explain reasoning. Some sub-reddits may have exposed or re-opened dark recesses. Others may expose disturbing humour, or unhealthy obsessions. How did it affect you? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f42r3 | Arithered | 1,369,619,164,000 | Specifically, what situations would be more or less frightening if we had to speak only with complete honesty? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f419l | tmcart91 | 1,369,617,674,000 | link us your favorite or best saved post | AskReddit | jewish |
1f3zg9 | Marius_de_Frejus | 1,369,615,832,000 | My lady friend travels a lot for work. It is an essential part of her job, and she is gone about ten to twelve days a month. She come home exhausted and disoriented, and normally it isn't a problem, 'cause she lives alone and I live an hour away--alone time is not an issue.
However, the possibility exists that we may... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f3z8i | ccm139 | 1,369,615,593,000 | Long after you have swung back
away from me
I think you are still with me:
you come in close to the shore
on the tide
and nudge me awake the way
a boat adrift nudges the pier:
am I a pier
half-in half-out of the water?
and in the pleasure of that communion
I lose track,
... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f3y6y | tmcart91 | 1,369,614,551,000 | what do you do for a job - or if that term is to mainstream for you - what do you do? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f3x15 | Pthomas1172 | 1,369,613,325,000 | Just go off... Sky's the limit. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f8fg6 | IApproveThisUsername | 1,369,785,040,000 | Chinese, Vietnamese, Filipino, Hmong, etc... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f8f54 | ywkwpwnw | 1,369,784,810,000 | Thanks. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f8abf | FraeRitter | 1,369,781,052,000 | I'm considering a 7 day trip to Latvia and would like to know your secret tips beside the usual tourist locations...
I will land in Riga, so i have to travel by train or bus. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f89y0 | Travesura | 1,369,780,756,000 | Ahem. I'm talking laundry here. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f867n | Amir616 | 1,369,777,862,000 | Are there memorial day-esque holidays? Are they thought of in the same way as WWI veterans? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f85k4 | elapid | 1,369,777,365,000 | For example if everyone voluntarily decided 1 child was enough so the population halved every generation.
I know it would cause pension problems but what other problems would arise?
| AskReddit | jewish |
1f854e | iamtherealomri | 1,369,777,063,000 | I have no clue what I'm doing and there are a lot of societal/religious obligations I'm in no rush to appease. How about you? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f81si | morphotomy | 1,369,774,611,000 | Like when you come across a joke so insensitive that you're offended but also so funny you have to laugh at it.
Edit: Usually accompanied by thoughts of "I'm a terrible person" or "I'm going to hell for this" | AskReddit | jewish |
1f7ycc | WalkonWalrus | 1,369,772,070,000 | Ive been tip-toeing around the question to get a feel for how they might react to what I want to do, and it doesn't look like it would be easy. Basically I want to drop college because I haven't found a single thing that I'm interested in except for journalism and sociology, but their not taught in detail at my school,... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f7wn0 | whosthedoginthisscen | 1,369,770,835,000 | Doesn't that imply a belief system? A dogma? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f7uk4 | sagivh | 1,369,769,318,000 | Its already verified and has bunch of internets points that I prefer not to lose..
thank you. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f7qko | Mikeaz123 | 1,369,766,387,000 | I am hard of hearing; deaf in my right ear and I wear an over the ear aid in my left which just gets me by these days (I'm 35), but clarity is a big issue. I used to be a projectionist in a theater for 11 years and also had side jobs in video production doing camera work and being a delivery guy for extra cash. Now I... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f7lmb | TastyBathwater | 1,369,762,695,000 | When I say old, I'm wondering about people 50+. Anyone else is welcome to chime in however | AskReddit | jewish |
1f7llv | classycactus | 1,369,762,687,000 | I sure hope nobody became plumbers based on Mario. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f7hcp | mctucky | 1,369,759,421,000 | By definition: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condiment
I think most people would go for BBQ or Ketchup. My personal choice would be Honey Mustard. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f7b3f | TheLastSovietSniper | 1,369,754,321,000 | My job requires me to be on a vessel at sea for days to weeks at a time. In the Indian ocean, I often see odd glowing lights in the ocean. At first I thought it was the moon reflecting off wave crests, but then I realized the phenomenon was more likely to happen on a cloudy night or moonless night. The lights always oc... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f7amg | roddy414 | 1,369,753,905,000 | Can be current or previous jobs you've had. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f79p3 | facewook | 1,369,753,022,000 | I work from home and her chatting is a bit annoying. I usually can't hear it over the vacuum, but right now she's just scrubbing and chatting.
I really want to tell her to zip it... but I'd like to stay on her good side so she continues to clean well.
*edit*
Some more information:
-She is paid by the day, not hour... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f78fi | JohnJohnMass | 1,369,751,840,000 | Technically, from most traditional maps, it would be the MidWest. Does Asia use maps that make them more global centric? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f76sy | DanyalEscaped | 1,369,750,285,000 | When you start Chrome or open a new tab the browser shows you the 8 websites that you've visited the most. Which 8 has Chrome chosen for you? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f71ao | pumper911 | 1,369,743,808,000 | If there is a better reddit to ask this in, please let me know (I couldn't find it).
My fiance and I just moved into a new place. We love it, but apparently every time we shower the smoke detector goes off because of the shower steam (it's right by the bathroom). It's hardwired into the apartment (no batteries). Is t... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f6zj7 | moumouren | 1,369,741,182,000 | How would you advice the rest of us? State your age, and a ballpark figure, if it's okay.
Obviously success is relative, but I think anything above $100,000 (not including the house and car) would count. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f6xap | RamblinRambo | 1,369,736,990,000 | As a counter wight to the sadness in the opposite thread about the darkest one, I thought we could all do with a little nice feelings of happiness. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f6ryg | peepeeparadise | 1,369,726,565,000 | For so much of our lives, social standards discourage immature humor.
However, in this post, toilet humor and the like are highly encouraged.
Let it out! | AskReddit | jewish |
1f6r6w | insamination | 1,369,725,287,000 | i want to broaden my horizons on the site and see lots of interesting things. any subreddit suggestions would be great as well! thank you for all your help! | AskReddit | jewish |
1f6qpe | baasic | 1,369,724,488,000 | Here is the email they sent her. [Here] (http://pastebin.com/ADaqQrUg) | AskReddit | jewish |
1f6jee | Kramili | 1,369,715,317,000 | I know its not my connection. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f6ffs | SequinRococo | 1,369,711,517,000 | Nowadays we are full accepting of a woman wearing jeans, smoking in public, wearing male clothes, going out on a date and holding hands with her unmarried date in public.
If you we're to tell a person from 1900 that teenage girls are wearing jeans, taking half naked photographs and pleasuring boys in high school bathr... | AskReddit | jewish |
1fas4a | wazzym | 1,369,867,551,000 | Or Deep! Here is mine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmY2Eb86-Qo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIzVzKLXfg8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QguPS_iwgDg | AskReddit | jewish |
1fagq1 | strongheartlives | 1,369,858,833,000 | (excluding porn stars - we all want to be John Holmes in our dreams, i get that...but what else?) | AskReddit | jewish |
1facwq | The_Year_of_Glad | 1,369,856,062,000 | Inspired by [this post](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1f9i14/what_is_the_scariestcreepiest_thing_you_have/ca83dy3) in a recent AskReddit thread. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fa7xx | BitterBubblegum | 1,369,852,398,000 | I'm waiting for PlayStation 4, Thor: The Dark World & The new episodes of Breaking Bad. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fa7oy | emma_stones_lisp | 1,369,852,180,000 | So I have a parent plus loan (well my dad does for me) and a letter came in the mail today stating a due date for this month. I thought that if I haven't graduated yet, I didn't have to make payments on them yet? I've taken full time hours, not on academic probation. Any more info needed I will provide. Thanks! | AskReddit | jewish |
1fa72o | benjancewicz | 1,369,851,669,000 | Given the [racial demographics of abortion](http://www.abort73.com/abortion/abortion_and_race/), what would the US be like if they all lived? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fa45u | Carobu | 1,369,849,435,000 | Can be memories of a positive impact a teacher had on you years later, or a memory of something that still makes your blood boil years later. Either or. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f9ypf | TychoCelchu | 1,369,845,164,000 | Or any tips to get rid of them. Nothing too obvious. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f9qp7 | j3434 | 1,369,838,585,000 | If you get married - then divorced - and re-marry, then by definition you are a polygamist ( having more that one spouse ). Most people support this right and many have experienced it. But why do most people oppose have several spouses simultaneously ? It is commonplace in some parts of the world - but illegal and frow... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f9iv6 | mahoodie | 1,369,830,154,000 | i want to hear all stories | AskReddit | jewish |
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