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eekay: ooh thats what it was ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: yeah yeserday's ranked games were rough eekay: went like 0/10 on pyke ASlowFatHorsey: Rip lol eekay: toopk barrier on accident eekay: it was sad yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Get fricked eekay: ended the daye xactly where i started eekay: 0lp ASlowFatHorsey: Pog eekay: i wanna play again but i thnk my internet is too shit at me duds ASlowFatHorsey: Hire better bndwith eekay: we've literally had people come over and look at our shit to tell us why its so bad eekay: they do not know eekay: its an anomoly ASlowFatHorsey: Nice ASlowFatHorsey: Stranger things eekay: true lol eekay: ok im queueing up eekay: silver by the end of the week mark my words ASlowFatHorsey: Remeber 0/10 is a power spike ASlowFatHorsey: Remember eekay: got it got it eekay: you ever play your promos from like 2 monthsa go? ASlowFatHorsey: Nata eekay: lol eekay: beta' ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb eekay: amazing what yous ee in bronze eekay: panth goes 1/12 vs a yone and we win lane eekay: lost game of course eekay: next game im 0 lp eekay: support one trick autofilled jg and locks in soraka ASlowFatHorsey: Soraka op eekay: im at -10 lp now eekay: i tihnk one more loss and i derank ASlowFatHorsey: Nice iron 4 eekay: still eekay: i will be silver by monday CaMelon: Good luck eekay: where u at camle CaMelon: In bed eekay: what rank lol ASlowFatHorsey: 10,000 gift subs for pokimaine if fail eekay: lol eekay: deal CaMelon: Jng acc is s4 top account is s3 eekay: ur only one split above me eekay: boutta get out ranked by a support main how it feel CaMelon: Fine eekay: hes fuming CaMelon: You wish eekay: chill out dude its just a game eekay: stop slamming your keyboard ASlowFatHorsey: Wait r u b2? eekay: b1 eekay: ranked up last week eekay: or the week before ASlowFatHorsey: We’ll see about that eekay: if i dont stop playing ranked today imma get chat restricted eekay: im having a mental combustion Xylotile: What’s ur rank eekay: b1 eekay: 0lp Xylotile: Oof eekay: i tihnk i can lose once eekay: then enxt loss i will derank eekay: im playing mid now and i have to ban yoke or lose so thats fun eekay: yone]\ Xylotile: Have you ran into any smurfs eekay: no but ive had someobdy autofilled in literally every game eekay: and it wasnt just a support autofilled eekay: it was jg or top every fucking time eekay: and nobody in the degenerate cesspool wants to dodge becuase theyre egos are massive or their brains are microscopic eekay: im so done with bronze let me out eekay: i want to play with humans not these fucking chimps CaMelon: @eekay carry vro ez clap lol eekay: dude 3 autofill this game eekay: eekay: first loss at 0 lp eekay: had 3 autofilled on team
Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: nice ghosting us Xylotile: sooo Xylotile: why are we not gaming Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 260 minutes. eekay: closed chat eekay: sure eekay: gam Joguitaro: nice one Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: !dune FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/iIPyGtiNnbD.gif FriggBot2000: 1 year, 38 days, 3 hours, 46 minutes, and 11 seconds ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/keyandpeele-townhall-confused-gay-gif-7788308977976256550 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-terries-airplane-gif-25092829 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-retired-deflected-shoot-gif-173505408060157289 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/po-master-po-kung-fu-panda-panda-epic-gif-10723361502269288714 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/itysl-timrobinson-alone-wantotbealone-aloneforever-gif-6084423267549679329 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/joker-picmix-persona-picmix-persona-5-picmix-persona-5-joker-persona-gif-524895428463892625 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/itysl-i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-ghost-tour-not-trying-to-be-funny-gif-26955176 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/i-have-your-ip-persona-5-joker-ren-amamiya-akira-kurusu-gif-7375521250411275907 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/aboba-pepe-gif-10797865485171164321 eekay: 😼 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/doing-yoga-kevin-gates-yoga-pose-meditating-concentrating-gif-26601473 eekay: !gpt my friend said they want to "bust me down gangster style" what does it mean am i in danger FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: The phrase "bust me down gangster style" is slang and can have different interpretations depending on the context in which it was used. It may not necessarily indicate any real danger. Sometimes, phrases like this are used jokingly or as part of casual banter among friends. However, it's always important to consider the tone, context, and your relationship with the person who said it. If the comment made you feel uncomfortable or you are unsure about their intentions, it may be helpful to directly ask your friend what they meant by it. Communication can often clear up misunderstandings and allow you to express any concerns you may have. If you ever feel threatened or unsafe, it is important to reach out to a trusted person or appropriate authorities for support.
eekay: eekay: yeah one of these people is a terrorist Xylotile: Xylotile: my single champ wr eekay: no way eekay: 34 games eekay: Xylotile: is higher than your entire account Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: division + 1 Xylotile: also you were stuck in bronze for like a month Xylotile: easy stat checking eekay: yeah i ended my frist season silver 1 eekay: bronze isnt exactly smurfing for me Xylotile: u got placed bronze 4 right eekay: i went 9 and 1 in promos eekay: and placed in low bronze eekay: when i ended season silver 1 eekay: and you go like 0/15 every promo and get plat eekay: yeah ur def just the better player Xylotile: im a better player eekay: for sure Xylotile: ive told you this before Xylotile: give me a champ and a role Xylotile: that is not yuumi Xylotile: and i will get past your dogshit elo Xylotile: easily eekay: ivern jg Xylotile: actually? eekay: no bard eekay: bard supp Xylotile: thats good lol eekay: youll never get past my rank eekay: beucase you dont play the game Xylotile: ok that is just false Xylotile: im gonna use my brother's alt account Xylotile: getting in a game rn eekay: ill report for account sharing Xylotile: dont accept queue Xylotile: accept invite eekay: no eekay: Xylotile: lol Xylotile: dumbass eekay: dont regret it at all eekay: worst olaf ive ever played with eekay: shaco one trick eekay: shaco stolen eekay: and doesnt dodge eekay: should be bannable eekay: first times olaf in my game Xylotile: Xylotile: bard yeah? CaMelon: bri'ish yeah? Xylotile: ;? CaMelon: ???? eekay: what this is CaMelon: idk CaMelon: idek either of these ppl eekay: i mean eekay: is it on twitch? CaMelon: yea eekay: lol eekay: strange CaMelon: I need to remind seabass of jelliedjam curse eekay: lol Xylotile: lol are you still subbed Xylotile: still following* CaMelon: of course Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/thebausffs-timothyfly-tiktok-viral-shilling-gif-20002866 jakecrewa: @eekay what’s your speech grade ASlowFatHorsey: 7 eekay: barely a b i think eekay: i didnt know about a paper that was due so got a 0 eekay: other than that basically low 90s ASlowFatHorsey: Sounds like excuses ASlowFatHorsey: Jkjkjk ASlowFatHorsey: Speech sounds like a fucking terrible class eekay: its annoying cuase its a stupid subject eekay: but at least theres no in person speeches required eekay: cause its online eekay: thats huge Xylotile: shut up retards ASlowFatHorsey: I should taken it online when I had the chance jakecrewa: I’m in a gc with Eugene and Ben and Ben wanted me to ask because he said you haven’t posted a discussion since week 1 lmao ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: what eekay: ja i have jakecrewa: 🤷🏻‍♂️
FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: If the U.S. Department of Education were to be dismantled or its budget significantly reduced, the reallocation of its funding would depend on the specifics of the legislative action taken by Congress. Generally, there are a few potential outcomes: 1. **Redistribution to States:** - Congress could decide to redistribute the funds directly to the states in the form of block grants or categorical grants. This would give states more control over education funding and allow them to allocate resources based on their specific needs and priorities. 2. **Reallocation to Other Federal Programs:** - Funds previously allocated to the Department of Education could be redirected to other federal programs or departments, either within the realm of education or for entirely different purposes. 3. **Reduction in Federal Spending:** - The government might also choose to use the reduction in spending to decrease the federal deficit, rather than reallocating the funds elsewhere. 4. **Investment in New Initiatives:** - The funds could be used to support new or existing federal initiatives in other sectors, such as infrastructure, healthcare, or defense. The decision would ultimately depend on the policy priorities of Congress and the administration in power, as well as the specific legislative framework used to reduce or eliminate the Department of Education. Any change would require careful planning to ensure that educational needs across the country continue to be met. ASlowFatHorsey: It’s gonna be made into a massive tax break for the rich Joguitaro: idk it for sure wasn't doing good but probably shouldn't have been removed. Just needed a massive rework Xylotile: !gpt pros and cons of removing the department of education FriggBot2000: . . . Joguitaro: skarner levels of rework FriggBot2000: The idea of eliminating the Department of Education in the United States has been a topic of debate for some time. Advocates and critics argue passionately from both sides. Here are some pros and cons associated with the proposal: ### Pros: 1. **Increased Local Control**: - Removing the Department could grant states and local governments more control over education policies, allowing them to tailor educational programs to the specific needs of their communities. 2. **Reduction in Bureaucracy**: - Eliminating the federal level could reduce bureaucratic oversight and paperwork, potentially freeing up resources otherwise spent on compliance and administration. 3. **Cost Savings**: - Abolishing the Department may lead to federal budget savings, as funding currently used for central administration could be redirected or saved. 4. **Encouragement of Innovation**: - Without federal mandates, schools might have more freedom to implement innovative teaching methods and curricula that suit their students’ needs and local contexts. 5. **Empowerment of Parents and Teachers**: - Local control could empower parents and teachers to have more influence over educational decisions, thus fostering a sense of ownership and accountability at the community level. ### Cons: 1. **Equity and Uniform Standards**: - The Department of Education helps ensure a baseline standard of education across the country. Without FriggBot2000: it, disparities between states may grow, potentially disadvantaging students in less affluent areas. 2. **Loss of Federal Oversight**: - The federal government plays a role in enforcing laws related to civil rights in education, such as ensuring access for students with disabilities and protection against discrimination. 3. **Funding Challenges**: - Federal funds contribute significantly to education, especially for programs assisting low-income families. Eliminating the department might jeopardize these funds and programs. 4. **Coordination Challenges**: - National priorities, such as standardized testing, STEM promotion, and higher education policies, may become fragmented without a central coordinating body. 5. **Impact on Higher Education**: - The Department handles significant aspects of higher education policy and student financial aid. Its removal might disrupt the flow of student loans and grants. 6. **Uncertain Transition**: - The process of dismantling such a large institution could lead to confusion and instability in the education system, potentially impacting students and educators significantly during the transition. The debate over the role of the Department of Education involves complex considerations about federal versus local control, funding mechanisms, and educational equality. The decision would need to be carefully weighed in light of the potential benefits and drawbacks.
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/itysl-i-think-you-should-leave-joking-kidding-jk-gif-23124701 ASlowFatHorsey: But actually ASlowFatHorsey: How we feelin bout 430 Joguitaro: I might wanna leave a little early tbh cause I got activities ASlowFatHorsey: Ok we 4 den eekay: https://tenor.com/view/drax-guardians-of-the-galaxy-odds-bet-chance-gif-8058651 eekay: when you need leaver Joguitaro: Idk yet Joguitaro: Lololol eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dbd-gif-24136002 ASlowFatHorsey: Erm Xylotile: D eekay: ^^^ rank 1 attention seeker Xylotile: Ms Xylotile: Dms eekay: ^^^ rank 1 chat clogger Joguitaro: Jizz Xylotile: Any of these fuckers Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gif-drake-gif-26307972 ASlowFatHorsey: I thought yalls was capping about the cringe ASlowFatHorsey: Holy shit bro ASlowFatHorsey: Ep 5 of s2 Xylotile: which one is that one ASlowFatHorsey: Not gonna pay for the meal guy Xylotile: lol Xylotile: that was a good one Xylotile: down for some arm today Xylotile: maybe itysl watch ASlowFatHorsey: I could bodily appendage eekay: https://tenor.com/view/i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-jizz-cumshot-leave-gif-23006561 Xylotile: anyone take thermo Xylotile: me can game Xylotile: @Joguitaro pallyyyyyyy Xylotile: world Joguitaro: appendage Xylotile: Nah Joguitaro: appendage Joguitaro: you will play what I tell you to play Joguitaro: and we playing appendage Xylotile: Yes daddy drake Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/drake-stare-drake-drakeypoo-gif-12538869846811062889 Xylotile: Just took an edderson Xylotile: Ready to game in 30 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/juh-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-3891887502265824389 Joguitaro: get on now Xylotile: No Xylotile: I’m jerking it Joguitaro: jerk in queue Xylotile: You’d like that huh Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-meme-lightskin-zesty-m4nny-gif-4137545623227157694 Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Drizzling drake 😩😩 Joguitaro: leg Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/energizer-bunny-stillgoing-gif-12031511000130121131 ASlowFatHorsey: Leg Xylotile: Ok leg Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 88 minutes. Xylotile: @Joguitaro buddyyyy Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro
eekay: u made ur farm eekay: get fucking sherlocked eekay: tell it to the judge Xylotile: I didn’t touch the string Xylotile: The villagers did eekay: its not possible that we need to be selling our string eekay: dont you farm sticks eekay: have you ever heard of brendt christensen Xylotile: any crafters Xylotile: i got bored and saw string eekay: unwise Xylotile: just go find some eekay: im gonna get off cause i need string Xylotile: in the mineshafts eekay: tell me when we have some Xylotile: im not getting any Xylotile: so gl getting back on later eekay: then i guess this is goodbye Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hooray-its-weekend-ok-bye-ciao-slide-gif-15739082 Xylotile: i only used 6 dispensors CaMelon: Nice bait ek Xylotile: ek i got the string Xylotile: come back please 😦 Xylotile: @Joguitaro get on Xylotile: we gonna do the ender dragon Joguitaro: Not home rn eekay: no we not CaMelon: Merry Christmas CaMelon: Merry Christmas eekay: Merry Christmas Xylotile: Merry Christmas ErfBundy: Merry Christmas ASlowFatHorsey: Merry Christmas Xylotile: any christmas gamers? Joguitaro: gaming Joguitaro: on chrsitlemist Xylotile: maybe leg or sum Joguitaro: down Xylotile: maybs minecraft Xylotile: whatever the majority wants eekay: christmas leg 🥺 eekay: @jakecrewa Joguitaro: im down for some Christ leg eekay: im getting on in 15 eekay: assemble dso we can game when i get back Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t Joguitaro: Can* Xylotile: gamings Xylotile: whats dso eekay: yo Xylotile: ??????????????? Joguitaro: game Xylotile: me game after having dinner Xylotile: what we playingh eekay: leg of league Xylotile: nah\ Joguitaro: I wanna play leg Joguitaro: Get rekt Joguitaro: leg Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile eekay: im down Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile
FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 2 days, 9 hours, 37 minutes, and 48 seconds. hang in there. Xylotile: I am glad I did NOT get students loans Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/jinx-chad-arcane-league-of-legends-mewing-gif-14157344817191900030 eekay: lol Xylotile: That shit will NOT be forgiven anytime soon eekay: im gonna cosplay jinx for the release watch Xylotile: You already got the build for it eekay: i mean jayce ASlowFatHorsey: stream or suffer the consequences eekay: lol Xylotile: Did you guys watch solo leveling Joguitaro: Ye ASlowFatHorsey: yes ASlowFatHorsey: isnt s2 coming out soon? Joguitaro: Is good Xylotile: Did you guys see they’re releasing a movie in December Xylotile: It’s a recap movie 💀 ASlowFatHorsey: i read the mawa, def scratches that itch ASlowFatHorsey: no ASlowFatHorsey: really? Xylotile: I wonder if the recap episode will be in the recap movie Xylotile: Yeah straight up cash grab ASlowFatHorsey: sigh ASlowFatHorsey: classic Joguitaro: Lol Xylotile: They’re also showing the first two episodes of s2 but still Joguitaro: Recap episodes are the most disappointing thing ASlowFatHorsey: yea thats dumb ASlowFatHorsey: seriously Joguitaro: I hate waiting a week for a new episode and in the title it’s episode 14.5 or something ASlowFatHorsey: yup\ eekay: pigs eekay: https://tenor.com/view/jack-links-beef-jerky-jerky-jack-links-beef-jerky-sweet-and-hot-gif-8375392563028619519 ASlowFatHorsey: why dont u give urself a oink in the mirror bud eekay: weigh urself b4 u talk to me like that again ASlowFatHorsey: ight eekay: lol my mom sent me this image this morning eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: lol Joguitaro: Such an anime hater for no reason smh. Doesn’t even try to watch or do any research smh Xylotile: So trueeee eekay: this is extensively covered brother eekay: ive watched anime ASlowFatHorsey: ture eekay: ty for the support Joguitaro: Nope the council all said true ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/kid-thinking-sit-bored-couch-gif-17483531 ASlowFatHorsey: lol this is the top gif on discord eekay: https://tenor.com/view/remember-fifth-of-november-guy-fawkes-day-november-5-guy-fawkes-night-bonfire-night-gif-17327588298581171505 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/%ED%8A%B8%EB%9F%BC%ED%94%84-%EC%9D%BC%EB%A1%A0-%EC%9D%BC%EB%A1%A0%EB%A8%B8%EC%8A%A4%ED%81%AC-%EC%B6%A4-musk-gif-14611234391948951568 eekay: why there no celebration gifs lol eekay: theres so many trump gifs but all teh trending are sad
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/what-what-a-joker-straya-australia-laughing-gif-14082382 ASlowFatHorsey: Big brain tbh ASlowFatHorsey: But idk if he’ll win eekay: ah hes got no chance eekay: hes a streamer bro ASlowFatHorsey: Gots some hella comp ASlowFatHorsey: I mean ASlowFatHorsey: So is magnus ASlowFatHorsey: But yea not to the same extent tbh ASlowFatHorsey: And he’s not really the best at classical ASlowFatHorsey: He’s still world class ASlowFatHorsey: But prolly not world champ ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe goal is tie until rapid eekay: hikaru has spent more of his focus on streaming than mags ASlowFatHorsey: Yea that’s what I said eekay: yeah thats what i said ASlowFatHorsey: No eekay: gotcha mb ASlowFatHorsey: That’s what you said ASlowFatHorsey: She said eekay: who even is the champ now? eekay: ding? ASlowFatHorsey: Ding Liren ASlowFatHorsey: Yea eekay: id be kind of mad lol eekay: never got a real shot eekay: just handed by magnus ASlowFatHorsey: Lol I don’t think he care all that much eekay: https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-toy-story-i-dont-wanna-play-with-you-anymore-dont-wanna-play-no-more-play-gif-26906930 eekay: magnus with wc title ASlowFatHorsey: Yea lol ASlowFatHorsey: Coulda held onto it for another 3 decades if he wanted eekay: oh def ASlowFatHorsey: The ding seemed really sad when he won lol eekay: like i think one of the youngins playing today would have beat him eventually but eekay: none of his generation eekay: would ever win ASlowFatHorsey: Yea alirez lookin eekay: yeah he pumping too eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Ooowee eekay: does this mean overall rating or like if you only considered games played in that month what would rating be? ASlowFatHorsey: Just highest rating at that time ASlowFatHorsey: As of Jan 2024 he has 2760 rating eekay: yea but others were higher eekay: idk eekay: magnus said he withdrew cause he doesnt like the format eekay: not fun eekay: imagine if he just keeps getting the world title for a year then dropping it then reclaiming it ASlowFatHorsey: Does it say he’s the highest rating? eekay: what a bm eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: I mean that is 2023 eekay: oh um eekay: perhaps then ASlowFatHorsey: So he prolly pumped a bit ASlowFatHorsey: Perhaps ASlowFatHorsey: Idk ASlowFatHorsey: That’s my guess eekay: damn hikky still rated 3rd world eekay: hes probably less washed than i was guessing ASlowFatHorsey: Yea he pumps ASlowFatHorsey: He still goes to tourneys and usually places pretty high eekay: 🥱 classical punter ASlowFatHorsey: Pumper* eekay: nah bro eekay: he a classical humper ASlowFatHorsey: To pump one must hump eekay: but just cuase ur humping doesnt mean ur pumping ASlowFatHorsey: But knowing when to hump instead of pump
Xylotile: buddy im gonna need u to stop playing @Joguitaro Xylotile: Game of thrones more like game of incest eekay: eekay: Watch at 7? Xylotile: yes plz Xylotile: @Joguitaro do u got plans Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey watch Joguitaro: not till later Xylotile: can u do 7 Joguitaro: ye ASlowFatHorsey: I will be on a train at 7 eekay: Ok so when home ASlowFatHorsey: 10-1030 eekay: lol Xylotile: lol Xylotile: so you're going to bed right after getting home im assuming ASlowFatHorsey: More likely than not yea ASlowFatHorsey: I do have Monday off tho ASlowFatHorsey: So I might eekay: unluckt Xylotile: @Joguitaro are u playing retail Joguitaro: haven't played in long time\ Xylotile: are u Xylotile: j wondering cuz it says curseforge Joguitaro: no idk why it says it's open cause it's not Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/judging-cat-judging-goofy-cat-meme-starin-cat-gif-2338820210625752489 Xylotile: i didnt know microsoft bought blizzard Xylotile: microsoft owns so many fucking games Xylotile: monopoly Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-rick-grimes-hospital-bed-gif-17898758641524068132 Xylotile: Xylotile: he died level 1, hasnt come back bot eekay: classic escapee ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235 Xylotile: i cant with this season anymore Xylotile: its doomed Xylotile: gg Joguitaro: !piggies FriggBot2000: ```ansi xylotile Emerald I 9 LP [0.429 over 35 games] (0/1 vs ap) maestrofluff Silver III 78 LP [0.537 over 41 games] ``` Joguitaro: almost there buddy! ASlowFatHorsey: Learn a mage Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/getitaga-video-gif-25762728 Xylotile: that's like telling you to play vayne top Xylotile: stop disrespecting me Joguitaro: so true lol ASlowFatHorsey: Ight Joguitaro: just play morde ap Joguitaro: ez lp Xylotile: i would rather demote to gold than play a mage bot in ranked ASlowFatHorsey: That’s didn’t stop u from abusing vayne top tho Xylotile: i played it in season 8 lol Xylotile: any gaymers ASlowFatHorsey: Gym eekay: im climbing soon but could delay eekay: watch tonight? Xylotile: no go climb rn Xylotile: rnt Joguitaro: just play jinx @Xylotile Xylotile: i should Xylotile: she's hard tho idk when to use rocket vs gun eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey watch tonmight? Joguitaro: watch people on yt play 🙂 Xylotile: How is this legal eekay: lol Xylotile: Nah I’m diamond I don’t need tips
eekay: ooh yeah Xylotile: bro that was so cringe eekay: lol yup Xylotile: all offense eekay: im aware Xylotile: maybe even worse than taylor fleming and her frozen dress eekay: what eekay: i dont remember it Xylotile: who sang a song by imagine dragons eekay: i mean everything was an l after sterling blew the roof off the universe eekay: eternal performance Xylotile: was that devin eekay: pogo violin legend eekay: i dont remember that either CaMelon: @eekay I remember u bought us all popcorn to eat while we sat infront of the gym Xylotile: ^^ Xylotile: i remember that Xylotile: do you still have the file Xylotile: please tell me you still have the file CaMelon: idk CaMelon: because the old computer i used was wiped eekay: lets go eekay: some things deserve to be forgotten CaMelon: I know I have a cd of the talent show somehwere CaMelon: they sold those eekay: @jakecrewa i need highlights eekay: more eekay: this is the only way i can feel alive again eekay: let me relive it Xylotile: yeah those were the times Xylotile: now is aight Xylotile: we basically did a 1 year time skip eekay: u mean when we went remote? jakecrewa: Alright let me check jakecrewa: Xylotile: the times = before covid jakecrewa: Top ten photo eekay: lol yeah i did that a lot Xylotile: that was during consumer ed right eekay: nope eekay: chem Xylotile: oh eekay: hernandezs eekay: i watched the pidgeons Xylotile: no that was during bio too eekay: well same classroom yeah jakecrewa: JakecrewaLore_Sk8erDays\ eekay: but based on hair length it was chem eekay: holy shit Xylotile: i remember we locked eyes a couple times when the pigeons went by eekay: true lol Xylotile: we did pog eekay: bird moments 2020 eekay: compilation Xylotile: lol Xylotile: you mean surveillance cameras eekay: true eekay: pidgeon shaped drones Xylotile: what was the best bio moment of 2019/2020? besides ek beating lane eekay: @jakecrewa i mean u might think mindhunter blueball is bad once you see it eekay: but youve already been vlueballed harder eekay: by getting fucked out of your last semester of hs eekay: @Xylotile squeeze theorem eekay: or my personal moment was preobably wyse sectionals Xylotile: no in bio Xylotile: not school eekay: but in general it must ahve been squeeze theorem eekay: oh eekay: milk day was cool Xylotile: yeah squeeze theorem takes the win Xylotile: 100% Xylotile: what day was that again Xylotile: did we make ice cream or something jakecrewa: Jake “Christopher Nolan” Crews eekay: it was close to the end Xylotile: what class was that eekay: @jakecrewa bro you dont even know that pen was inverted eekay: thats trig? jakecrewa: Lmao jakecrewa: Yup Xylotile: was it trig? eekay: did u get the tenet reference eekay: idk if youve seen it eekay: also that must be the worst hair length possible eekay: F - jakecrewa: eekay: holy chicken legs Xylotile: lol i dont even remember you taking that video Xylotile: yeah deadass
eekay: after perhaps ASlowFatHorsey: ? ASlowFatHorsey: i went to get food ASlowFatHorsey: weve been playin awaile ASlowFatHorsey: nvm Joguitaro: yeah we done ASlowFatHorsey: ight Xylotile: @eekay bwars 20 mins? eekay: nah im passin out eekay: sry eekay: bed tmrw Xylotile: Bruh Joguitaro: cockin? eekay: down eekay: i was gonna get some levels t start promos ErfBundy: Jesus Ragnarok is actually releasing this year Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey you cockin?? ASlowFatHorsey: Job ASlowFatHorsey: /homework ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly no cock for me today 😦 eekay: Joguitaro: BTW Deep cock is only 10 bucks rn eekay: @Xylotile 😳 Xylotile: Is that a serious question? eekay: idk what you mean by serious Xylotile: The correct answer is do nothing CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/jc-denton-deus-ex-gif-22280125 eekay: really? eekay: we dont usually let suicidal people kill themselves jakecrewa: Utilitarian would be forced to pull lever eekay: idk i dont think so eekay: it depends on wether they think people have a right to kill themselves just cause they feel like it eekay: if you think they do then the utilitarian thing to do is pull the lever eekay: or not pull it i mean jakecrewa: There are no real rights with utilitarianism though, just the idea that people have rights because they make them better (happier). It would be hard to defend suicide as a “right” under utilitarianism eekay: ok then you dont thinka utilitarian could think that letting suicidal people kill themselves maximizes the happiness of the most people? eekay: i think you should pull the lever but im just saying a utilitarian could realistically disagree eekay: or agree i dont think its about being utilitarian ErfBundy: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey climb Saturday? eekay: down ErfBundy: Aight jakecrewa: That would be some tough utilitarian calculus to prove that 5 people dying will result in more net happiness than 1 person eekay: well a utilitarian would probably want to die when they thinkt heir life will have a net negative happiness for the world eekay: if thats the csaew for the peopel on the tracks then total net positive is to kill those people eekay: so the answer is dont pull the lever if the people on the tracks are utilitarians lol jakecrewa: But what if they’re gay. Then it’s a hate crime eekay: alright heres some utilitarian calculus eekay: 5 gay neonazis vs an albino african american eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Half way pull lever trolly goes in between tracks ASlowFatHorsey: Ez eekay: https://tenor.com/view/train-drift-multitrack-gif-8790057 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey no clm today? ASlowFatHorsey: I think i can clb but not for very long ASlowFatHorsey: How bout 4 eekay: how long ASlowFatHorsey: 2 hours or so eekay: well little lat enow eekay: tomorrow? ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Deep coc addict ig Joguitaro: gotta grind on that deep cock brudda eekay: lol lil bit yeah eekay: started my promo missions 😤 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-drg-squad-gif-21899440
Xylotile: @Joguitaro is worse than lahiru at the current moment Joguitaro: ? eekay: im not gonna lie eekay: i think youre correct Joguitaro: Y’all just shit on me for no reason eekay: the breaker on adc is better than the fluff on jg Xylotile: Exactly Joguitaro: ? Xylotile: The fluff needs to stop playing the game Xylotile: Honestly CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/dab-fortnite-dance-gif-13944531 Xylotile: Nice racism man Joguitaro: Good fuck you CaMelon: Pinned a message. Xylotile: Who unpinned eekay: me Xylotile: What did he pin CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group. Xylotile: LOL CaMelon: Pinned a message. CaMelon: Added eekay to the group. Joguitaro: Lol Xylotile: TAY TAY is jealous he ain’t got golf carts near him Joguitaro: ? Xylotile: ??? Joguitaro: What the fuck you on about Xylotile: Can you not fucking read Xylotile: You incel fuck Joguitaro: The sentence you said doesn’t make fucking sense man Xylotile: I guess they accept every retard that applies to biology Xylotile: Ok it doesn’t Xylotile: Got me there Joguitaro: I know you fucking retard Joguitaro: Guess they accept retards into aerospace now Xylotile: I guess so Xylotile: Imagine willingly going into a field filled with women Xylotile: You’re going to do a woman’s job Joguitaro: ???? CaMelon: LOLOLOLOLOl Joguitaro: You’re fucking dumb man Xylotile: Farmacist Xylotile: Make sure to get the old man hard before selling them viagra Xylotile: They like that Xylotile: Although it’s going to be hard finding gay old men Xylotile: I’m sure you’ll be fine tho Joguitaro: ??? Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/doctor-medicine-pills-organize-gif-16833852 Joguitaro: Stop talking man Xylotile: Wish me luck in my midterm guys! Joguitaro: No fuck you CaMelon: Good luck Xylotile: Ty Cameron Xylotile: Fuck you racist Xylotile: White rice looking ass CaMelon: @Joguitaro CRACKER Xylotile: LMAO Joguitaro: Hehe xd Xylotile: Ap shut up Xylotile: Don’t type Xylotile: Gonna say some bullshit ASlowFatHorsey: jesus christ ik you guys are trolling but god dam you need to chill Xylotile: There you go Xylotile: Bitching Xylotile: Like a woman eekay: 🤦 Joguitaro: Tell William to chill man Xylotile: TAY TAY CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group. Xylotile: You said a racist remark Joguitaro: He be sayin the stupid shit Xylotile: Telling me to chill ASlowFatHorsey: im telling all of you to chill Xylotile: Ap shut up CaMelon: Pinned a message. Xylotile: Woman ASlowFatHorsey: wow got me CaMelon: Added eekay to the group. eekay: ap if u know theyre trolling then why u tellt hem to stop eekay: u stupid CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/reddit-wholesome-redditor-heckin-chonker-big-chungus-gif-18690103
ASlowFatHorsey: Yes Xylotile: are assigments usually due at 11:59:59? Xylotile: or 11:59 ASlowFatHorsey: 1159 Xylotile: a minute before midnight? eekay: before 12:00 ASlowFatHorsey: First 3 seasons are pretty good Xylotile: i heard its good Xylotile: but very slow ASlowFatHorsey: Havent watched past it cuz felt pretty samey after that ASlowFatHorsey: That was my understanding ASlowFatHorsey: I imagine it depends on the class eekay: hmm eekay: i think some say due on and some say due before i assume it makes a difference Xylotile: yeah all my classes are at 11:59 Xylotile: now idk if my previous classes had stuff due at 11:59:59 or 11:59 Xylotile: mandela effect Xylotile: eekay: @Xylotile u ever try edging Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/all-day-err-day-all-day-every-day-work-working-gif-17060450 Xylotile: i cant edge and not nut tho eekay: well u obsessed with ur testosterone seems like a good solution Xylotile: like i gotta finish in the same day or my shit is gonna be chubbed eekay: i doubt that is true Xylotile: man im not obsessed with it Xylotile: what is eekay: im not chubbed all day when i edge Xylotile: i am Xylotile: if i dont finish Xylotile: pause eekay: i think u dont try hard enough Xylotile: prolly not Xylotile: i am not comfortable with continuing this conversation eekay: ok max legroom Xylotile: Dfb eekay: anybody here know vrchat Xylotile: Yes I know what it is Xylotile: It’s pretty popular eekay: i bought a vr headsset im gonna live there Xylotile: Meta one? eekay: im baiting eekay: whats th meta one eekay: the quest? Xylotile: Either that or oculus eekay: oculus is microsoft i think eekay: i have been looking at the bigscreen beyond for a while Xylotile: Big fat cocks? eekay: light as fuck and uses a face scan to make the part that goes on ur face Xylotile: Did you plug it back in? eekay: what? Xylotile: Oh you’re not talking about your monitor? eekay: im still on the tiny monitor eekay: this is a vr headset Xylotile: Sounds like you just bragging eekay: lol no there is vr headset called the "bigscreen beyond" eekay: im still on one monitor eekay: lets bfd Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: eekers call? Xylotile: while we wait eekay: no :) ASlowFatHorsey: ok ASlowFatHorsey: lol my actual game time on bg3 is triple what the game says it is Xylotile: yeah ok Xylotile: @Joguitaro get on loser Joguitaro: can't Xylotile: when can u Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/judge-jump-las-vegas-bitumba-gif-13744901098264836680 Xylotile: Down to 3 man bfd Xylotile: I don’t think Taylor would mind Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: nah im good eekay: no ErfBundy: It died as fast as it started ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
ErfBundy: i am over ranekd actually ErfBundy: 18/3/15 and my whole team doestn knwo how to play so i lose ErfBundy: tragic eekay: eekay: "CHANCES ARE HIGH THAT IF YOU KILLED MONIONS AND WAVA MANAGED MORE EFFECIENTLY YOU WOULDVE CARRIED THE GAME" eekay: "YOUR MACRO SKILLS ARE ADDITIONALLY LIKELY SUBPAR" ErfBundy: lmao eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey saved yout he time ErfBundy: no my kat and darius actuallly inted the whole game ErfBundy: climbing is actually impossible ErfBundy: i cant caryy as adc in bronze its so sad eekay: unlucky eekay: happens ErfBundy: i need to just play mid till im at a decent rank honeslty ErfBundy: mroe carry potential Xylotile: That’s the thing Xylotile: If you’re not going support ur gonna get outlaned/outjgled ErfBundy: yep ErfBundy: omega annoying CaMelon: i dont have class on monday anyways CaMelon: still have a speech due tho 😔 Xylotile: CaMelon: cant fool me with my own tricks CaMelon: Gamers log: day 2 of no running water eekay: LOL WHATY eekay: oops caps eekay: why it is that way CaMelon: pipes frozenb ErfBundy: jesus ErfBundy: no shower monday lmao eekay: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT eekay: fucking caps goddamnit eekay: i figured camel would bathe in the spring that runs by his house CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/707106574706933772/806020627688718336/image0_4.gif ErfBundy: yeah im done with league ranked i think ErfBundy: i can only do so fucking much for my team CaMelon: yea ranked hurt brain ErfBundy: Two games in a row I have been literally carrying and the team just can’t do anything for me ErfBundy: Awful fucking video game actually eekay: mad = bad ErfBundy: No I’m just mad rn lmao ErfBundy: I’ve been playing pretty fucking good today honestly eekay: ErfBundy: Just can’t get a good team ErfBundy: Usually I play pretty shit and can blame that but not today ErfBundy: Just gonna take a hiatus from league for now CaMelon: respect ErfBundy: Got work off tonight big Pog champ eekay: how much fuckin snow there is eekay: like 12 inch ? Xylotile: There’s so much snow here lol Xylotile: It’s insane eekay: yeah same eekay: Xylotile: Sheez ErfBundy: It’s like at about six right now I think Xylotile: How’d you measure it Gavin Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lenny-face-spongebob-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-smile-gif-15738084 ErfBundy: About two cocks worth Xylotile: Lol eekay: yo eekay: how is diana fair eekay: def need tog et good at her eekay: @Xylotile does she scale well? CaMelon: diana busted Xylotile: Man shut up Xylotile: I honestly don’t know Xylotile: I know that she does pretty well on an item or two
eekay: they only make bruiser assasin frontline draintanks now ErfBundy: Goddamnit eekay: thats the thing eekay: this champ looks cooland fun ErfBundy: Yeah ErfBundy: He does eekay: but tis so disgusting that nobody who plays them can be respected eekay: as a human ErfBundy: True eekay: oh jesus eekay: akshan is a midlaner and im a midlaner ErfBundy: Yep ErfBundy: Have fun eekay: which means my team going to queue up for ranked eekay: queue mid and try to play rakshan ErfBundy: Just ban him eekay: which ewither means im autofilled more or my teawm goes fuckin akshan off role ErfBundy: Ban him ErfBundy: No matter what ErfBundy: For like the first month eekay: but if enemy gets him its rfee win eekay: i have been thinking about switching my ban from yone eekay: but the champion just makes my blood boil ErfBundy: Yone is so busted eekay: zed and ziggs are also horrible matchups ErfBundy: He has too much with zero draw backs ErfBundy: Like I legit cannot think of something bad about yone eekay: and it will only get worse from here eekay: every champion will be mroe disgusting than the last ErfBundy: I mean at least this new guy since he a marksman SHOULD be squishy eekay: and its gonna keep going that way till riot releases the league mmo and they can let league die ErfBundy: Lol true eekay: god that will be the day eekay: when they stop trying so hard on league eekay: it should become playable ErfBundy: Just do a melee and leave the game and let the meta develop on its own eekay: jsut imprison balance and champ design team eekay: they need to be incarcerated Xylotile: HELLO eekay: yeah' Xylotile: WHY IS HIS PASSIVE BETTER THAN VAYNE'S ABILITIES eekay: are you nto listening eekay: need overloaded champs for adhd players Xylotile: i didnt read ur shit opinions sorry Xylotile: true eekay: ?? Xylotile: how does his movement thing work on his passive Xylotile: lol his q is a better sivir q eekay: he gets 2 autos like lucian eekay: but on every auto eekay: the second is reduced damage eekay: but if he cancelled the second auto he gets ms Xylotile: so like sett Xylotile: with the second auto coming faster eekay: yeah i spose Xylotile: but in the champion spotlight it happened right after the first one Xylotile: he didnt cancel it Xylotile: oh he did nvm Xylotile: my bad eekay: im wondering how the w passive works actually eekay: only the person who last hits the kill gets marked? Xylotile: wait he goes camouflaged indefinitely lol eekay: it cant just be everyone who assisted right Xylotile: ya Xylotile: the person who killed eekay: ya what Xylotile: on terrain Xylotile: but still eekay: oh eekay: yeah im wondering what cancels his stealth eekay: like charging r? Xylotile: prolly heavy cc eekay: and can you changer the radius of his grapple swing Xylotile: im not done watching one sec Xylotile: it seems really good for when 2v2 mid and jg eekay: hmm Xylotile: so jg doesnt get punished for dying eekay: oh shit eekay: yeah didnt think about that
eekay: man i beat the fight second try today ASlowFatHorsey: seems like it aint over lil sap eekay: im literally in front of ||shadowhearts parents|| ASlowFatHorsey: ope eekay: i dont quite understand the big choice and im not sure anybody should tell me eekay: what exactly is shadowheart's curse? that her hand hurts occasionally? ASlowFatHorsey: i mean i wasnt gonna say anyhting ASlowFatHorsey: its ||shar|| eekay: well i knew it was caused by ||her|| duh ASlowFatHorsey: ok eekay: i mena its effects ASlowFatHorsey: so whats the problem buddy eekay: like its not gonna progress over time and she permadies in 10 turns eekay: her hand just hurts sometimes eekay: joguitaro coming in to detail the entire climax fight scene and post credits ASlowFatHorsey: not a true shadowheart romancer eekay: ? ASlowFatHorsey: ignore reply Joguitaro: think that it vaguely chains her to shar. also i think it hurts more than just her hand eekay: lol FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/s6q6JJTM1Ok.gif eekay: lol Joguitaro: lol eekay: how do they always work ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: goddamnit i rly wanna google eekay: like her ||her parents are literally begging for death|| Joguitaro: curse = bad Joguitaro: parents dying = good eekay: they seem to approve ASlowFatHorsey: dude ASlowFatHorsey: its ur playthrough eekay: council meeting eekay: Started a call that lasted 20 minutes. Xylotile: thanks for the invite :/ eekay: i said ocuncil meeting Joguitaro: bro someone stole my order Xylotile: Chipotle? ASlowFatHorsey: lol really? Joguitaro: wendy's Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: u sure u went to the right plce? eekay: deserved Joguitaro: can't leave shit there for even 5 min Xylotile: Deserved for getting Wendy’s Joguitaro: yeah there was a pic Joguitaro: it was not there ASlowFatHorsey: niceu eekay: was there anybody suispicious looking in the pic eekay: look for clues Joguitaro: just got it redelivered for free Joguitaro: the homeless person who surely took it needed it more ASlowFatHorsey: W opinion Xylotile: Tell them someone took it again Xylotile: Infinite food glitch Joguitaro: nah that fucks over the doordash driver Xylotile: Oh lol Joguitaro: probably fucked over whoever delivered to me Joguitaro: but Joguitaro: no food Joguitaro: so Joguitaro: don't care Xylotile: Why did you wait so long to get your food Joguitaro: i didn't realize they delivered it already plus was in call so just found a good stopping point to get it Xylotile: Yeah deserved Joguitaro: just like how you deserve to fail your classes smh Xylotile: Yo momma ASlowFatHorsey: i could 3 leg Xylotile: You better relax before I put an upper decky in our new apt ASlowFatHorsey: i could tripod Xylotile: Downski ASlowFatHorsey: lol Joguitaro: nah not letting another order get stolen Xylotile: After? Joguitaro: probably not Joguitaro: i should study ASlowFatHorsey: got his shoty sittin outside Xylotile: Aight
eekay: erm Joguitaro: Uhhhh Joguitaro: E eekay: sheesh.. Joguitaro: Erm Joguitaro: Uh Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-27609617 eekay: first kis lets GOOOOOOOOOO eekay: only 60 hours is that a record ASlowFatHorsey: Not in the way that u think bub eekay: lol Joguitaro: +100 hours from previous playthrough eekay: 200 lol Joguitaro: Might be a record for slowest ASlowFatHorsey: I got my first kiss from shadow heart in act 1 eekay: oh yeah that was first kiss eekay: first non cutscene kiss eekay: its a milestone eekay: she calls me lover now Joguitaro: Says the guy who fumbled 2 video game characters ASlowFatHorsey: 🤨 eekay: (you) ASlowFatHorsey: I could have with shadow heart ASlowFatHorsey: I chose not to Joguitaro: Uh huh eekay: incel Joguitaro: Incel playthrough ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073 Xylotile: I got her in act 1 eekay: yeah so did i i just forgot about it ASlowFatHorsey: Sure buddy Xylotile: I did Xylotile: They made out on the mountain (gone sexual) ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sweeney-hot-ones-confused-im-really-confused-right-now-gif-10663372344338229539 Xylotile: @Joguitaro I’m sure you can relate but I swear these windows amplify the sun coming in by 20x Xylotile: Shits so bright in the morning eekay: fr fr eekay: and we both got our desk placed so that the light shining directly on it eekay: cant see shit on my third moniitor from 8pm-10pm Xylotile: Yeah I get the reflection Xylotile: Too bright to nap eekay: well napping is low elo so Joguitaro: need curtains eekay: krill issue Xylotile: I ain’t even napping Xylotile: I’m going to sleep eekay: u need to go to the gym sometime u hobgoblin Xylotile: I’m down 6 hours of sleep today Joguitaro: catching up on sleep is a myth 🙂 eekay: ^ Xylotile: Ermmm Xylotile: Did you guys see the new marvel game Xylotile: It’s overwatch but with marvel characters Xylotile: Looks pretty cool Joguitaro: yeah Joguitaro: looks cool Xylotile: P sure it’s free Xylotile: I’m down to try it eekay: did they make a new one or are ytou talkjing about the one that came out a year ago
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ErfBundy: Huge travel gains lmao ErfBundy: Huge amounts of exploration eekay: yeah im fuckin lewis and clark eekay: in 1 ErfBundy: True bro rename the city saint ek bro eekay: u konw there is actually a saint etienne in france eekay: etienne is the french version of etha eekay: n jakecrewa: Who eekay: who what jakecrewa: Asked Xylotile: Gottem eekay: ur fat irl eekay: tahm got changed eekay: top kench is dead ASlowFatHorsey: I heard they were nerfing him what did they do eekay: he used to get 45% damage to gray health eekay: now he gets 15 if hes not near 2 enemy champs eekay: if he is near 2 enemy champ he gets normal 45 ASlowFatHorsey: Holy shit ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah thats big eekay: and he gets speed boost when carrying allies with ult ASlowFatHorsey: Supp tham again ig ASlowFatHorsey: Tahm eekay: the speed boost in crazy eekay: 40% when carrying an ally eekay: hopefully that gets nerfed eekay: tomorrow is mlk jr birthday eekay: and a full moon eekay: you kow the last time that happened? eekay: the holocaust eekay: think about it Xylotile: lol really? eekay: yup Xylotile: I forgot holidays happen during the holocaust Xylotile: Do you think they celebrated MLK’s bday or Christmas eekay: when Xylotile: During the holocaust # eekay: ... eekay: my guess is no Joguitaro: Gaming? Xylotile: Jake broke our internet Xylotile: I cant game Xylotile: Haven’t been able to all day Joguitaro: Dum eekay: why couldnt he break my internet eekay: CaMelon: https://garticphone.com/ CaMelon: we should play this sometime ErfBundy: Ek bro gotta know when to stop lol ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh m ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh
Xylotile: you dont wanna do anything man ASlowFatHorsey: I said I’d play bich ASlowFatHorsey: How many times I gotta say it eekay: but you dont seem very enthusiastec about any of it Xylotile: ^%%%% ASlowFatHorsey: Yep eekay: i think wow over for now ASlowFatHorsey: Wow isn’t the only game lol ASlowFatHorsey: That has ever existed Xylotile: ok so what game will you play Xylotile: you said no to bad game 3 ASlowFatHorsey: I said yes Joguitaro: back to fucking league Xylotile: what Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/balthazar-crazy-family-guy-fou-gif-11775947423386520412 Xylotile: you said no ASlowFatHorsey: When patch comes out eekay: lol Xylotile: you're retarded Xylotile: i hate you Joguitaro: didn't ek say it wasn't even like announced yet eekay: a date isnt announced ASlowFatHorsey: Yes it is eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: It’s just the date eekay: thats what we mean by announced eekay: as in release date set Joguitaro: well they ain't say anything yet so gonna be another 3 months ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb Joguitaro: devs love to make us wait Xylotile: ap you would like cata ASlowFatHorsey: Well these devs spin gold Xylotile: tanks are more stuff Xylotile: they're treated better eekay: what eekay: oh eekay: he said he wont Xylotile: we should just give it a chance Xylotile: it will grow ASlowFatHorsey: I was trolling cuz I can’t immediately play death knight ASlowFatHorsey: But I am upset about that and that has decreased my enthusiasm ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll show u something that can grow ASlowFatHorsey: Especially when it’s on ur chin ASlowFatHorsey: Dez that is Joguitaro: bruh you can just get to lvl 50 or whatev and switch ASlowFatHorsey: Then level my death knight another 50 levels? Joguitaro: are you stupid ASlowFatHorsey: Sounds like so much fun eekay: ill play cata only if i maintank and ap heals Joguitaro: it starts at level 50 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-gif-2218387369813418815 ASlowFatHorsey: Ok then why didn’t you say so ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t play wow every hour of every day mb Xylotile: ap warriors scale huge off stats right Xylotile: more than other classes Joguitaro: idk Joguitaro: i think i wann play hunter Xylotile: thats y i asked ap you dumbfuck ASlowFatHorsey: I mean in classic they require stats to keep up with other classes Xylotile: the items have a lil more stats ASlowFatHorsey: Wtfffffffg ASlowFatHorsey: ru serious?!?!?!?!?!?? eekay: what items Xylotile: Xylotile: i got this quest item at level 22 ASlowFatHorsey: Ok Xylotile: @eekay what do you think buddy Xylotile: instead of spending 50 hours to get level 30 and get this item Xylotile: you play for 4 eekay: my robes of arugal are better than those and i got them at 24 Xylotile: thats a percent boss drop Xylotile: this is jsut quest item
Joguitaro: Are you thinking naughty thoughts??? eekay: you couldve phrased it better Xylotile: Yeah lol Xylotile: Joguitaro: How bout you deage yourself to before you were born Joguitaro: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817923184740532275/844570631528906802/image0.gif Xylotile: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817923184740532275/844570631528906802/image0.gif Xylotile: Taylor you’re retarded Joguitaro: Y Xylotile: Ellie isn’t being recast Joguitaro: ? Xylotile: Meaning shes still playing Ellie Joguitaro: Source: I made it up! Xylotile: ??? eekay: ok major W Xylotile: The actress will still play Ellie Xylotile: Bella Ramsey eekay: oh wait eekay: recast Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-i-lied-gif-21836345 eekay: seems like an ambiguous term to me Xylotile: Yes lol Xylotile: It definitely is lol Xylotile: But it makes sense eekay: could be the role is recasted or she is recasted eekay: still bella eekay: goddamnit Xylotile: Remember when Taylor said 10 year old Emma Watson was hot eekay: when Xylotile: 🙂 eekay: ok dud Xylotile: @eekay let’s play Xylotile: Please I’m scared eekay: going climb soon Xylotile: No cap Joguitaro: @Xylotile man you putting falsified words in my mouth eekay: emma watson aint hot Xylotile: You’re spouting fake news in the chat man Xylotile: Right now she’s pretty ugly eekay: well i dont keep tabs but i just mean shes cute not hot Xylotile: But probably top 3 women during her peak eekay: and was a cute kid Joguitaro: Not completely fake I saw an ifunny post and chose to believe without further research 🙂 Xylotile: Lol u still have ifunny? Joguitaro: Of course eekay: i think your information was correct eekay: there was just confusion over the therm recast Joguitaro: It’s a decent form of news lol Xylotile: Man ifunny was good during middle school Xylotile: Grow up Joguitaro: Stupid Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hi-aidan-aidan-gif-26197247 ASlowFatHorsey: 🏯 Xylotile: @eekay u back yet babe Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey the forest gamings? eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWK3nkJhneE eekay: can i get an ap rendition? Xylotile: @eekay yes or no question man eekay: i thinkt he problem is that i dont have the energy to get in call rn Xylotile: :\ Xylotile: well can you get on call while i explore it? eekay: lol the draining part is being in call Xylotile: aight Xylotile: man i aint paying 75 bones for last of us 1 eekay: i am eekay: u should Xylotile: i am lol eekay: hopefully its less time till they port the second Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735
ASlowFatHorsey: looks like omega pi omega dick eekay: guess u didnt try hard enough to charge ur phone ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/shit-leslie-jordan-gif-11334450875675318506 eekay: lol Xylotile: Can animals be born gay eekay: idk eekay: never thought of that eekay: i know they do gay sometimes eekay: ill say i doubt it eekay: natural selection takes care of gays pretty quickly Xylotile: Wait are people born gay Xylotile: Is thst the consensus eekay: its debated eekay: i think most people say there are genetic/developmental aned psychological factors eekay: gpt ass answer but Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Yes ASlowFatHorsey: Yes eekay: meh eekay: link? ASlowFatHorsey: Def not a choice ASlowFatHorsey: For which one eekay: first yes eekay: just cuase you arent born gay doesnt mean being gay was a 'choice' eekay: and choice as a concept gets iffy because we all know theres no free will ASlowFatHorsey: Um ASlowFatHorsey: Diagree ASlowFatHorsey: Ok answer me this ASlowFatHorsey: If gay was a choice why would people actively choose something they would be jailed and persucuted and in some countries excuted for eekay: lol i didnt say being gay was a choice ASlowFatHorsey: ? ASlowFatHorsey: thats dumb eekay: i was making a pretty broad claim here eekay: like in the same way i wasnt born liking broccoli but i do like broccoli eekay: doesnt imply i mdae a choice to like it eekay: asasuming there is no genetic basis to liking broccoli ASlowFatHorsey: um eekay: !!!!!!!!!!! ASlowFatHorsey: i think it does ASlowFatHorsey: erm e uh ASlowFatHorsey: um eekay: uuh ummm eekay: see eekay: it just comes out its natural ASlowFatHorsey: im still doing it to annoy u eekay: i dont assume you are belittling me ASlowFatHorsey: well u should cuz thats what im doing eekay: lol eekay: so you think i made a conscious choice to like broccoli at some point? Xylotile: Isn’t there a genetic base to liking broccoli tho? eekay: there migiht be but u can think of other examples Xylotile: You like it because your taste buds do Xylotile: And your taste buds were made when you were born eekay: some foods are like that not all of them eekay: doubt eekay: its not about broccoli just imagine some food with no genetic basis for tasting good/bad eekay: just cause i end up liking or disliking doesnt imply i made a choice eekay: but i think we are going to run into the fact that choice doesnt exist pretty soon here ASlowFatHorsey: may not have not said in ur mind "i like broccoli now" but u still made a choice whitout saying it out loud that u enjoy it and want to eat it eekay: an unconscous choice ASlowFatHorsey: sure eekay: wtf is an unconscious choice ASlowFatHorsey: idk i dont think its unconsious eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: im back tracking eekay: oh ok eekay: so it was a conscious choice ASlowFatHorsey: i disagree with my inital statment ASlowFatHorsey: no im trying to be more specific ASlowFatHorsey: i dont think the choice u make in ur brain is unconcious. i dont think you have to think out loud in your brain im going to do this thing every time you make a choice
Xylotile: ap what u drinking ASlowFatHorsey: Lol get fucken shreked ASlowFatHorsey: Des Xylotile: guinness? ASlowFatHorsey: Yes Xylotile: you a guinness man ASlowFatHorsey: How tf did u know that u bi check Xylotile: spick? eekay: ??? Xylotile: bro thats fucked up eekay: not even close Xylotile: oops its spic hehe ASlowFatHorsey: My mom is such a milf Xylotile: lol wtf ASlowFatHorsey: ASlowFatHorsey: Gamers dimly bitch ASlowFatHorsey: Only ************ eekay: ap im tryna start vapin u know anybody wit fat clouds? ASlowFatHorsey: I am a fat could u dumb duck ASlowFatHorsey: Cloud*** ASlowFatHorsey: Hhehehehehejhhehehehhehe ASlowFatHorsey: Mb ASlowFatHorsey: Fuck u ek Xylotile: ap ozzy gamings? ASlowFatHorsey: Btw just throwin that out there ASlowFatHorsey: Ozzie with me rn ASlowFatHorsey: He is a fire hazard ASlowFatHorsey: Fuckkkkckckc ASlowFatHorsey: That’s racism ASlowFatHorsey: Get poop and sell it eekay: ap it might be time for bed buddy Xylotile: yeah man Xylotile: maybe get off discord lol eekay: make sure to drink water ASlowFatHorsey: Ive drank dez nutz bitch Xylotile: egay talking like he has experience eekay: yeah i still know shit Xylotile: ap any female gamers with you eekay: not right now or he wouldnt be typing Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Every female gamer eekay: probably just got home and still drunk Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lcdr-shepard-gif-18276585 ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay Xylotile: women in sweden ASlowFatHorsey: Fucken you eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: what? ASlowFatHorsey: Dez nutz gently caressed by ur chin ASlowFatHorsey: And in a baby cradle Xylotile: got you there ASlowFatHorsey: And maybe even pasifiered u dummy ASlowFatHorsey: Hehehehehhehehehehehhehe ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: Fucken you man Xylotile: ok buddy Xylotile: time for bed Xylotile: put you phone down Xylotile: would yall be interesting in coming to colorado something this summer? we could climb 🙂 Xylotile: you guys can stay at my place eekay: where u at ASlowFatHorsey: Ur mum ASlowFatHorsey: Hehehehehhehehehe Xylotile: 20ish minutes south of denver eekay: yeah maybs Xylotile: its a 14 hour drive Xylotile: not bad if you split it up eekay: will you have roommates? Xylotile: nah just myself eekay: cool Xylotile: one bedroom two full bathrooms lol Xylotile: weirdest set up ive seen ASlowFatHorsey: Fit in shbdnn in fnjewjnbennens ASlowFatHorsey: AMA rite ASlowFatHorsey: Tu mf Xylotile: did you guys have the fundraiser packets during elementary school Xylotile: the ones where you could win dope prizes and trips ErfBundy: Yeah eekay: yes Xylotile: those were pretty dope Xylotile: i think we sold chocolate
eekay: k ASlowFatHorsey: U guys lose? ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t do anything without ur carry ASlowFatHorsey: Understandable Xylotile: yeah we lost dumbfuck Xylotile: it was a 4v5 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey can u game? Joguitaro: I can game maybe later tonight eekay: im gonna need to max sleep Xylotile: what time u sleeping egay Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ??? Xylotile: game?// eekay: idk Xylotile: GAMEEE Xylotile: LOSERS Xylotile: GAME eekay: kk Xylotile: FAMEEEEEEEEEEE Xylotile: GAMEEEEEEEEE Xylotile: GAMEEEEEEE eekay: https://tenor.com/view/kanye-this-is-fame-bro-gif-10210947 eekay: i will be going to bed at 10 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: im losing my fucking mind ErfBundy: No game Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro ??? ErfBundy: I’ll game Tuesday if people want to eekay: idiot. Joguitaro: @Xylotile okay I can game 🙂 Joguitaro: y Joguitaro: oops Xylotile: down to game late lol Xylotile: like midnight 🙂 Joguitaro: OK Joguitaro: hehe oops caps Joguitaro: @Xylotile warzone 🙂 Xylotile: im gaming with my brother rn man Xylotile: gimme a bit 🙂 Joguitaro: man you stupidddddddddddd Xylotile: we playing 1 more Xylotile: one second Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 89 minutes. Xylotile: Hi ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-moistcritikal-moistcr1tikal-hello-chat-gif-24111207 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-horse-petathehorseishere-louis-gif-26490879 ErfBundy: The horse is here Xylotile: I didn’t know the series finale for Twd was yesterday Xylotile: Thank god Joguitaro: @Xylotile game 🙂 Xylotile: @eekay u in Colorado yet? Xylotile: Ok lemme shower eekay: I was gonna leave tomorrow but I think I'm gonna bail Joguitaro: so you can game 😈 eekay: When I'm home Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/drake-clapping-clapping-drake-high-quality-hq-gif-23598042 Joguitaro: @Xylotile game 🙂 Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 74 minutes. Xylotile: okay baby Joguitaro: @eekay how far you from home eekay: 20 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/yelv-yelvfar-rammus-ok-rammus-ok-gif-26322717 Xylotile: down for leg Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey@ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
ASlowFatHorsey: yea ASlowFatHorsey: ok eekay: im not even putting forth an argument ASlowFatHorsey: ur right man eekay: about anything ASlowFatHorsey: im a prick ASlowFatHorsey: mb eekay: you are eekay: i sdadi the littlest thing and u have to get sassy ASlowFatHorsey: yep im just a real sack of shit for correcting the all mighty ek ASlowFatHorsey: im sorry eekay: i wouldve expected u to just correct me eekay: but yopu said omg classic ek eekay: going on and on without any of the relevant information ASlowFatHorsey: i just said that lol ASlowFatHorsey: classic ek ASlowFatHorsey: cuz it is classic Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235 eekay: this was extremely annoying Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-rage-bait-sucessful-sucessful-mission-succesful-gif-7031369129767029998 ASlowFatHorsey: i will admit i didnt need to be sassy but u have def reacted the same way to other peoples opinions including my own in that way too. not that its an excuse but it is a thing that happens pretty often in chat eekay: ive reacted in what way> eekay: ? ASlowFatHorsey: i said it lol Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/uhoh-goofy-goofy-ah-uh-oh-sarqtiya-gif-7100424968822002474 ASlowFatHorsey: sassy, prick, arrogant, ASlowFatHorsey: dickhead ASlowFatHorsey: whatever u wanna call it eekay: yeah pretty common eekay: it was just annoying becuase i made the tinies comment aout something i dont care about at all eekay: and it was wrong but u could have just told me what was wrong eekay: its w/e eekay: @Xylotile when u back Xylotile: Wednesday morning eekay: kk eekay: eekay: lol Joguitaro: I mean those raptors stole that silver Joguitaro: That gotta give it back soon eekay: with the interest on that eekay: those raptors will be in dept for generations ASlowFatHorsey: Compound interest rates on those mama jammas eekay: oh fuck lol eekay: i got ganked by the ally patroll in barrens eekay: just saw someone else die to it in deathlog lol eekay: ive still never seen a death in person eekay: just that good of a Healer ASlowFatHorsey: Solo heal myself only healer eekay: yeah well if tanks would keep threat i wouldnt have to heal myself eekay: https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-side-eye-meme-tiktok-the-pointer-brothers-gif-13730785519279791710 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/cool-monkey-glass-fiat-gif-20786482 eekay: fire department here eekay: somebody blazing lol Xylotile: In our building? Xylotile: Prolly Taylor and his girl leaving the oven on for the 10th time eekay: tyhey pulled up in front of the ones 1 building west ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz the amount of dez on ur chin has become a fire hazard
FriggBot2000: literal chills FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/tjpbIRmfY8X.gif Xylotile: From weddit eekay: lol eekay: whats the end of the negan arc? Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/the-jim-gaffigan-show-jim-gaffigan-jail-behind-bars-prison-gif-5627432 eekay: nahhhhhhhh Xylotile: Start of that Xylotile: Yes eekay: the war was like months at least what Xylotile: Nope eekay: mandelad Xylotile: Huh eekay: mandela'd Xylotile: If my cop roommate searched my room just cuz he’s nosy and found cocaine Xylotile: Can he arrest me? ASlowFatHorsey: plain sight? Xylotile: No Xylotile: Like in a drawer ASlowFatHorsey: i dont think so Xylotile: Thought so ASlowFatHorsey: not without probable cause eekay: i dont think he can arrest you either way Xylotile: What if he hasn’t a cop Xylotile: And he told the cops Xylotile: Can I be arrested then? eekay: he would have to be on duty i think to make an arrest eekay: and if he tells them that might constitute probably cause to search and if they find it they could ASlowFatHorsey: ehh ASlowFatHorsey: idk abou tthat eekay: which Xylotile: I don’t think he needs to be on duty Xylotile: Hehe duty ASlowFatHorsey: that he has to be onhis shift to make an arrest eekay: i have a feeling that it depends on the thing hes arresting for eekay: and that posession of drug is not the kind of thing he can off duty arrest for FriggBot2000: holy shit was that an arcane reference FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bR0DU.gif eekay: true ASlowFatHorsey: mmm Xylotile: But he can use that off duty knowledge to make an arrest? Joguitaro: maybe just don't have cocaine 🙂 eekay: !gpt If my cop roommate searched my room just cuz he’s nosy and found cocaine Can he arrest me? ASlowFatHorsey: if they see illegal activity i think they can arrest Xylotile: I don’t have cocaine you retard Xylotile: I was just wondering lol eekay: !gpt If my cop roommate searched my room just cuz he’s nosy and found cocaine Can he arrest me? FriggBot2000: While I can't provide legal advice, I can say that it's considered illegal to possess cocaine, regardless of who finds it. Generally, police officers need a warrant to search a premise unless they have your consent, or if there are exigent circumstances such as a threat to public safety or the officer is in hot pursuit of a suspect. However, rules may vary based on jurisdiction. If you're in such a situation, I would recommend consulting with a lawyer to understand your rights and legal options. Xylotile: I do have gummies but it’s legal here eekay: where do you get cocaine gummies Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Wait did you guys think it happened or hypothetical
ASlowFatHorsey: Scientists say they have found evidence of an unknown planet in our solar system | The Independent https://www.independent.co.uk/space/planet-9-nine-solar-system-b2530985.html ASlowFatHorsey: Har har eekay: https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-clueless-clueless-emote-wojak-disturbed-gif-24266075 ASlowFatHorsey: Laugh it up for funny man eekay: an interloper... eekay: like outer wilds ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gaming-gif-22535611 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/juh-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-3891887502265824389 ASlowFatHorsey: 🗿 eekay: i did my presentation i was scared but it went veryu well ASlowFatHorsey: Did u see a person? ASlowFatHorsey: First time for everything ASlowFatHorsey: Boom Gottem eekay: yeah then went to the bar to celebrate and picked up a chick eekay: having sex with her rn ASlowFatHorsey: Nice multitasking bro ASlowFatHorsey: Well done ASlowFatHorsey: Thumbs up for scoring a point on the leader board ASlowFatHorsey: Let’s talk more about objectifying women ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/monkey-mono-happy-tuvigif-meeting-gif-7399921 eekay: umm eekay: what level of irony was that ASlowFatHorsey: Live footage? eekay: lol eekay: i thought it was not very serious ASlowFatHorsey: 😎 eekay: i walk in and the EE advisory board for the school is there ASlowFatHorsey: Omgomgomg eekay: everybody in the other group is all dressed up and im there in the clothes im gonna climb in Xylotile: Classic Xylotile: Did the girls help out eekay: they did all the report and the skeleton of the presentation eekay: i just put some pics and info in eekay: should i apologize for not giving them anything to do or is that condescending Xylotile: Are you with them now? eekay: yeah ive got them at my house im showing them how to play risk of rain Joguitaro: nice eekay: yeah they didnt know i was a godlike engineer in and out of gamre Xylotile: lol Xylotile: They weren’t familiar with your game Xylotile: Were you nervous Xylotile: I feel like I don’t get nervous during presentations anymore eekay: absolutely during the presentation Xylotile: It’s like 🤷🤷 Xylotile: I gotta do it eventually eekay: our presentation was shit but the thing we made was cooler eekay: they really liked it they asked lots of questions and said it had market value eekay: i also did use the litany against fear right before eekay: shit works Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 43 minutes. Xylotile: show me Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro l Xylotile: leg Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay @eekay
Xylotile: pardon? ASlowFatHorsey: Yea Xylotile: yeah its a bit odd eekay: yeah where the checks and balances at ASlowFatHorsey: Myth in the making there ASlowFatHorsey: Private citizen cutting over a trillion in gov spending in 2 weeks ASlowFatHorsey: U know he addressed the nation in the Oval Office w trump lol Xylotile: lol Xylotile: boeing told their SLS (space artemis mission) to expect layoffs when trump releases his budget Xylotile: if they lose the contract, then theyll be cutting like 30-40% of the workforce Xylotile: ill give yall three guesses on what company is gonna take over the contract ASlowFatHorsey: Classic eekay: will they lose the contract? Xylotile: hard to say but i think more than likely Xylotile: at their all hands meeting the director of the program said to expect them eekay: more than 50? Xylotile: yeah eekay: https://tenor.com/view/list-down-writing-serious-stare-gif-15837223 Xylotile: not a bad time to short boeing eekay: who is this kid in the oval office with elon and trump eekay: think he might be the secret ringleader Xylotile: send a pic eekay: Xylotile: lol Xylotile: probably the singular children outta 15 that he likes eekay: ?? Xylotile: im saying thats his kid lol eekay: whose kid? eekay: 'singular children' ? Joguitaro: can't speak english or spanish Xylotile: child oops Joguitaro: worst of both worlds Xylotile: that's the only thing you add to the convo huh ASlowFatHorsey: Bro trump ain’t getting any Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/memeteam-gif-11956853679210748804 ASlowFatHorsey: U saw the hat Melania wore at the inauguration ASlowFatHorsey: That shit anti an trump kiss device lol ASlowFatHorsey: Mf does everything in her power to avoid his touch eekay: lol Xylotile: i saw that lol Joguitaro: lol Xylotile: people are saying all she wanted was her green card and now she's the first lady Xylotile: twice ASlowFatHorsey: lol true Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey game til 10? :))) Xylotile: orrr watfch 1? Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay eekay: got homeworks due at midnight eekay: but i could watch Xylotile: i think ap already sleeping Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey i see u online buddyyy Xylotile: get off mobile ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/cmSPwZIZu6Y?si=tk0CuJoz-aACyWxQ Xylotile: lol im sold eekay: omg connor omalley eekay: still searching for answers from drake eekay: looks weird though ASlowFatHorsey: When has their sketches not looked weird Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/jalen-hurts-jalen-hurts-meek-mill-i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-gif-13709870523385828441 ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: where is this fucking snow eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-bean-mr-bean-holiday-mr-bean-holiday-movie-gif-3228235746377647455
eekay: 😎 Xylotile: so cringe man Joguitaro: you are a loser Xylotile: im glad you're doing puzzles Xylotile: fucking retard Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980 eekay: that was a strong reaction Joguitaro: lol Xylotile: my bad eekay: i eekay: fucking eekay: did it eekay: first solved puzzle eekay: or first successful solve Joguitaro: Proof or not real eekay: Joguitaro: Now do it again 😈 eekay: wait eekay: what do i do now eekay: all i do is work on this and jerk off Joguitaro: Make robot eekay: yeah i was gonna do that eekay: i guess now I just gotta find a bigger puzzle and try it there eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsPHBD5NsS0&t=1171s eekay: up your ass mr stuff made here Xylotile: Nooooo Xylotile: Game Xylotile: Grind ranked Xylotile: Fuck I was gonna do the “hey guys I just got done with my first day of work HELP HELP” Xylotile: But you can’t record or take pictures on campus Joguitaro: Gameeeee Joguitaro: gmnnnnnnnnnnnnn Xylotile: Mannn Xylotile: Not right now Joguitaro: dumb Joguitaro: gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Xylotile: I can game in 30ish eekay: down Joguitaro: 🙂 Xylotile: Jk add 15 mins Xylotile: I shower eekay: already added 30 eekay: we know your ways Xylotile: Lies Joguitaro: xylophone minutes Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sigh-facepalm-stressed-disappointed-bored-gif-17570669 Joguitaro: game time Xylotile: Man I said add 15 Xylotile: Ur stupid Joguitaro: no Joguitaro: ok game now Xylotile: Ok Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 119 minutes. Joguitaro: gmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: 🙂 Xylotile: im lagging the fuck out Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: Started a call that lasted 1 minutes. eekay: @Joguitaro eekay: k fuck you too Joguitaro: Huh eekay: when Joguitaro: Uhhhhhh Joguitaro: Don’t know yet Joguitaro: Maybe 1? eekay: 3 eekay: i pick u up? eekay: @Xylotile dms Joguitaro: Aight ASlowFatHorsey: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/13o0ocn/its_even_worse_when_youre_out_of_shields/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=1&utm_term=15 Xylotile: Yeah aight eekay: me fr fr Xylotile: Brodie is in space ASlowFatHorsey: Trauma flash backs Xylotile: Oopsie wrong pic hehe
Xylotile: What’s one more time? eekay: more importantly Xylotile: So you’re going on a date? eekay: whats the ratio from tinder match to dates Xylotile: Good for you buddy ASlowFatHorsey: im surprised that they havent said something already Xylotile: Why do you think it’s necessary to bring up tinder Xylotile: Im curious ASlowFatHorsey: cuz its cringe ASlowFatHorsey: and we laugh at u fro being cringe Xylotile: I don’t use it anymore lol eekay: you say im scared of girls Xylotile: It’s been like a month ASlowFatHorsey: riiiigght ASlowFatHorsey: uhuh eekay: when im not trying to meet girls eekay: youre on tinder which indicates youre trying eekay: but failinbg Xylotile: Lol you think I actually message the girls eekay: "lol bro u think im on there for serious" Xylotile: That’s funny eekay: just fuckin predicted so hard Xylotile: Do you want me to send you pictures of the messages? eekay: no need to type Xylotile: I literally have 20 matches no messages eekay: ive downloaded ur consciousness into my mind Xylotile: Nice man eekay: stop typing kid Xylotile: You really had to beg Gracie to go climbing Xylotile: Crazy Xylotile: She’s gonna cancel tomorrow morning Xylotile: And ur gonna ask her again in two weeks eekay: yeah ik i just said that Xylotile: Maybe she’ll fell guilty enough to actually go this time eekay: hopefully 🥺 ErfBundy: Might as well just fuck dudes bro Xylotile: i will Xylotile: dont mess with me boy ErfBundy: A lot easier and no worry bout getting girl preggers Xylotile: do guys wear condoms when they have sex Xylotile: guy on guy eekay: would you ErfBundy: I would wear a condom for anything butt related CaMelon: @eekay do you know anything about arduino pro micros eekay: no CaMelon: Ok CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/lego-indiana-jones-indy-dies-gif-20900557 CaMelon: Xylotile: Is that ur keyboard CaMelon: @Xylotile yea I'm still working on it tho eekay: ????????????????? ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey bro loot midgets op just got a stalker lol ErfBundy: And now an unforgiven also ErfBundy: Pearls out the butt rn ErfBundy: Bro @ASlowFatHorsey ap brother ASlowFatHorsey: nice ErfBundy: Loot midget right after the unforgiven drop I got another stalker ASlowFatHorsey: but also ErfBundy: Wtf lol ASlowFatHorsey: not that nice ig ErfBundy: They aren’t good weapons but like I’m getting a lot lmao ASlowFatHorsey: yeahhh its kinda sad how most of the pearl;s ASlowFatHorsey: are not goof ErfBundy: For real ErfBundy: Like almost every pearl in bl1 is super good ErfBundy: But these just suck eekay: Okay so I just realized I may have misinterpreted Gracie's message ASlowFatHorsey: ? eekay: On Sunday she said next Wednesday eekay: So is that today or next week eekay: It's kind of ambiguous isn't it ASlowFatHorsey: How about u aske her like a normal human being eekay: It doesn't change my plans ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent change mine either
Xylotile: oh ok Xylotile: ill prolly do that too Xylotile: idk how to make one on word ASlowFatHorsey: Same eekay: yo i dont have my fuckin bio book eekay: thats a problem huh Xylotile: a bit Xylotile: I can sent you mine if you want eekay: aight maybe Xylotile: ok just lmk when ASlowFatHorsey: Dude look up the problems they are all I a quizlet or most of them are ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: oh poggers eekay: what it called Xylotile: just copy and paste one question ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah Xylotile: we didnt have anything for lit today right eekay: no eekay: one the 12th is the next Xylotile: i thought scene 2 act 5 was due tomorrow Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey i appreciate you giving me the anatomy worksheet. Just letting you know that it looks copy and pasted LOL ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah Xylotile: deadass 4 different font types xD ASlowFatHorsey: Honestly idgaf eekay: lol Xylotile: yeah just letting you know lol Xylotile: anyone down for some league? Xylotile: jake caleb hurst and i are gonna play in like 40 mins eekay: i put my hard drive into new computer but im on my old laptop now and league isnt working eekay: and have to do bio Xylotile: do you need tech support? cuz i got you lo Xylotile: lol eekay: yeh maybe Xylotile: with eekay: its just steam and league client wont open now :/ Xylotile: on ur new pc? eekay: nah im on my old laptop that ive been using Xylotile: have you checked task manager Xylotile: to see if they're oppened Xylotile: opened eekay: i put the removable drive from my laptop into the pc, played some games from the drive, and put it back in the laptop and they are there now eekay: eekay: nah they look like this now Xylotile: yeah that wasnt the smartest idea eekay: c'est possible Xylotile: they probably got fucked b/c laptop and pc stuff run differently Xylotile: probably have to redownload them eekay: hmm maybe eekay: the thing is i could run steam from my new pc but it wasnt opening league eekay: wait the whold rive isnt detected wtf eekay: ill fuck with it later i gotta do bio Xylotile: what CaMelon: you shoulda done a backup before messing with it imo eekay: yup eekay: my laptop doesnt see the drive i took out and put back in CaMelon: do all your files still work fine on your pc? eekay: most necessary programs yeah but i have like a tb of games on the pther drive CaMelon: So some don’t work? eekay: all the programs on the c drive work eekay: but my laptoip doesnt see the other drive eekay: ill mess with it later gotta do bio CaMelon: Kk Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey that actually saved me so much time. Thanks boss ASlowFatHorsey: No problem fellow gamer jakecrewa: wgm? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey how long did that mf skin project take ASlowFatHorsey: 20 maybe 30 min Xylotile: sick thanks ASlowFatHorsey: Np Xylotile: which one did you do so I dont do that one ASlowFatHorsey: Doesn’t really matter but I did micheal Jackson disease ASlowFatHorsey: Pedophilia ASlowFatHorsey: Jk vitiligo Xylotile: LMAO eekay: lol eekay: yo what
ErfBundy: i mean thats about it tho ErfBundy: its easy to make CaMelon: Nog champ eekay: probably sugar in hte great valkue shit ErfBundy: make some homemade nog camel eekay: cause it smurica eekay: get on that nig grind CaMelon: XD ErfBundy: the nig grind? Xylotile: nig Xylotile: lol ErfBundy: woah ErfBundy: ek little racey CaMelon: Ek little gracey oooooo ErfBundy: OOOOO CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/i-am-the-milkman-milkman-psychonauts-milk-delicious-gif-15360002 ErfBundy: i am the nog man my nog is delicious CaMelon: NOG CHAMP ErfBundy: whos a fun top laner eekay: none ErfBundy: beside singed gaming CaMelon: Hmmm ErfBundy: i dont even care if they good ErfBundy: just a fun one CaMelon: Camille CaMelon: Camile ErfBundy: she nutty eekay: camille looks cool CaMelon: However u spell it eekay: ridiculous trading pattern ErfBundy: shes insane in the meta rn eekay: indeed CaMelon: OP ErfBundy: for real eekay: what even mythinc do you gon on camille now eekay: goredrinker? ErfBundy: dunno CaMelon: Mario and or Luigi CaMelon: In the top lane eekay: or sunfire cause its broken atm ErfBundy: kinda wanna get ornn ErfBundy: he look cool eekay: id think hes pretty good too in this meta CaMelon: Crit Thresh top eekay: hes the tankiest person in like the whole game so he cant get assasinatred by the champs that are broken now ErfBundy: yeah i mean tanks kinda suck in general in terms of dps rn but since he is so tanky he kinda offsets the insane mid laners rn eekay: tanks never had dps CaMelon: Master chief top eekay: or they were never supposed to CaMelon: Ability Power ErfBundy: i mean even less now tho eekay: thats good if you build tank you sacrifice damage ErfBundy: true eekay: it is a universal concept in all games ErfBundy: i am aware lol eekay: and gorden ramsey is just chef skin for tahm kench ErfBundy: true eekay: that gordon ramsey top lane ErfBundy: ornn gaming time it is then CaMelon: Numba 7 CaMelon: Student watches Ornn CaMelon: And gets naked CaMelon: Xylotile: lol ErfBundy: YOOOOO eekay: lol eekay: fax eekay: faxtoids Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-dance-happy-dance-%E6%AD%A1%E5%BF%AB-gif-5084836 Xylotile: ??? Xylotile: its preseason eekay: urrrank getsresetwho cares eekay: my fucking spacebar isdying CaMelon: This is proof that the ibm model m is superior Xylotile: yo wtf Xylotile: i keep hearing people leaving discord Xylotile: im not in a chat rn CaMelon: CaMelon: Interesting eekay: he chillin Xylotile: is that a cricket CaMelon: Yes CaMelon: I’ve never seen them on the ceiling
Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: v Xylotile: v Xylotile: v Xylotile: v ErfBundy: Playing a leg game or no Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ErfBundy yes ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile: it actually does both Xylotile: i was here yesterday Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/i%27m-really-crossed-up-tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-i%27m-really-confused-i%27m-really-perplexed-gif-16759817860468364903 eekay: ... no .... eekay: im just thinkin about it too much eekay: guys we have to calm down eekay: its gonna be not funny in a week if we keep it up Xylotile: True Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-crooner-cigar-tim-gif-3424192575549574670 eekay: yea that was it thanks xylotile eekay: the magic is gone now Xylotile: Yeah ok Xylotile: Man Biden is really dropping the ball Xylotile: He’s definitely not getting reelected eekay: strong prediction eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjBOq_7NrQ&ab_channel=baileywilton eekay: 2 days till sod fuckkkkkkk eekay: @Xylotile is sam sulek natty Xylotile: Hell no Xylotile: why you ask Xylotile: anyone that looks remotely like him is not natty btw Xylotile: no one can be that big naturally eekay: really? eekay: like olympic people even? eekay: and is this a widely beleived thing about sam sulek Xylotile: yes lol Xylotile: wym by olympic people eekay: like olympic weightlifters eekay: they look pretty big eekay: are they smaller than him? eekay: /are they juiced Xylotile: probably not sicne they get tested Xylotile: but they're not that bigf Xylotile: at all Xylotile: compared to avg people yeah Xylotile: but body builders on gear no eekay: intewesting Joguitaro: He big big Joguitaro: Kinda die at 35 if you do that tho eekay: yeah just looked up olympic weightlifters they are not as big as i thought Xylotile: yeah he's going to die young if he keeps blasting eekay: aint there safe ones though Xylotile: gear? Xylotile: no Joguitaro: I guess depends on what you consider juice Xylotile: there are steroids with less side effects, but hes not itnerested in that Xylotile: at his level eekay: lol Joguitaro: Like creatine is safe Joguitaro: Not exactly juice though eekay: yeah i dont actually udnerstand what roids do Joguitaro: I think a lot are testosterone based Joguitaro: Things that promote growth factor Xylotile: yeah there are growth hormones and test based Xylotile: test just lets your muscles recover faster Xylotile: p sure Xylotile: it does more but that's the main reason why people take test Joguitaro: Testosterone does a lot
Xylotile: eekay: lol eekay: funny but spoiler eekay: you steal somebody hbo password? Xylotile: Nope Xylotile: Xylotile: I don’t watch the show idk if that’s funny Xylotile: /play the games eekay: lol eekay: both pretty good ASlowFatHorsey: lol Xylotile: ErfBundy: Roadhog can’t one shot anymore ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/praying-for-this-moment-to-last-barry-gibb-bee-gees-night-fever-song-hoping-this-moment-lasts-gif-21289895 ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus took them long enough Xylotile: The dude who can tackle you to a wall seems pretty op ErfBundy: reinheart? ErfBundy: however you spell his name Xylotile: Yeah Xylotile: He 1 shots if he slams you right ErfBundy: i think it does like 200 or like 250 damage if he slams ErfBundy: but i mean that can easily put you out of position ErfBundy: leads to dps and supports dying cause no tank ErfBundy: so you can only use it in certain scenarios ErfBundy: it is definitely good though ErfBundy: would not say op though ErfBundy: hes very well balanced in my opinion Xylotile: Fair enough Xylotile: I don’t play the game that often ErfBundy: im not an expert by any means but i think i have a pretty good grasp on the game ErfBundy: when we playing chess fps? Xylotile: Lol im down Xylotile: Guys no more masterbating Xylotile: On god Xylotile: It starts today ErfBundy: bet ErfBundy: gotta see the sperm count every hour to make sure eekay: eekay: lol ErfBundy: bro the program literally told you seek help lmao ErfBundy: thats funny ErfBundy: https://twitter.com/rickandmorty/status/1618009508420386817?s=46&t=FT0FyixQEXiXRpQdoSib7w ErfBundy: It’s alive eekay: wonder how thatll go eekay: rick and morty has now lost rick AND morty ASlowFatHorsey: he voices rick and mortimer ASlowFatHorsey: so ASlowFatHorsey: yeah ASlowFatHorsey: prove it Xylotile: How eekay: show us your foreskin ASlowFatHorsey: penis inspection Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/i-can-do-that-hayden-sistas-s3e22-i-can-take-care-of-that-gif-24647300 ASlowFatHorsey: 0800 hours ErfBundy: what ASlowFatHorsey: penis inspection of xylotile plat league player shall comence eekay: penis inspection 0800 sharp ErfBundy: aight Xylotile: I’m not play man ErfBundy: you always play Xylotile: Nah man Xylotile: This time is different Xylotile: Ong eekay: bait eekay: classic xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: yea ASlowFatHorsey: what he said Xylotile: No bait ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013 eekay: low quality trout? eekay: oh troll ErfBundy: Bait
Xylotile: v Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: wya Xylotile: @Joguitaro w101 worth it? Joguitaro: idk i'm havin fun Xylotile: 🤔 Xylotile: what lvl are you Joguitaro: 58 Xylotile: i forgot i bought a mount with irl money Xylotile: why does w101 look better than classic lmao Joguitaro: lol Xylotile: would you guys play lethal company eekay: ive watched it eekay: does not call to me Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/fire-man-on-gif-19402895 ASlowFatHorsey: Was with fam ASlowFatHorsey: Now bed Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664 eekay: im more sore today ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512 eekay: i had a dream that i was running on all fours and was fast as fuck lol eekay: am i a furry ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/cry-baby-devil-man-akira-anime-run-gif-10978492 ASlowFatHorsey: Yea Xylotile: Any morning watchers eekay: down eekay: will monday be red or gren Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: No clue eekay: lol eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Yea ASlowFatHorsey: Classic ASlowFatHorsey: Just wait ek ASlowFatHorsey: Just u wait ASlowFatHorsey: Just be ready for anor londo eekay: im in anor londo eekay: i do not like the basic knight guys that are all over the place eekay: they just feel like rng unless you play extremely safe eekay: you have to go for a hit right after they swing cause they attack quickly afterwards eekay: and it just feels like if they dont stagger on my hit or they decide to do a combo instead of stopping then i just take damage eekay: maybe there is telegraph im missing ASlowFatHorsey: There is ASlowFatHorsey: Just be better eekay: yea classic ASlowFatHorsey: U can avoid them too Joguitaro: You are in fact playing the git gud game ASlowFatHorsey: True eekay: yeah i konw he would just say git gud eekay: wanted to vent anyways ASlowFatHorsey: Yea the knights are def annoying ASlowFatHorsey: That’s why I fuck with big swords so heavily ASlowFatHorsey: That’s what she said eekay: yeah guarantee stagger is nice but i had slow weapons eekay: ok the one thing i absolutely fucking hate is that the roll button doesnt roll until you release the button eekay: is that true on controller ASlowFatHorsey: I think so yea eekay: baffling decision ASlowFatHorsey: It’s a ds1 thing ASlowFatHorsey: Complaining about 20 yo game eekay: ap classic eekay: im not confused about why the game has bad decisions eekay: im just saying they are bad decisions ASlowFatHorsey: Ok eekay: crazy how that works eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ap-bubble-speech-bubble-redditor-gif-6328777493315723823 ASlowFatHorsey: So ur just venting
eekay: No it was shen supp Xylotile: Oh bot lane shen ASlowFatHorsey: Jealous? ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/high-quality-upside-down-spinning-rat-spinning-rat-rat-gif-26233335 eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnNttStV0KE&list=RDQnNttStV0KE&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Bananachexmix eekay: plankton kills this Xylotile: !lp eekay FriggBot2000: eekay is not on the ranked grind Xylotile: !piggies FriggBot2000: ```ansi xylotile Emerald I 19 LP [0.643 over 28 games] ``` ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/tJjhObngcxI?si=iiBD-Q0o5PT7oIEx ASlowFatHorsey: Dat gravel doh eekay: ik right eekay: it w orks so well ASlowFatHorsey: W works eekay: oinks so well eekay: just like u ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237 ASlowFatHorsey: Imma special kinda squealer eekay: ap a screamer for sure ASlowFatHorsey: 🤨 ASlowFatHorsey: U should be more concerned of dez squeakin and squealin on ur chin Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/yap-yapper-yapping-what-huh-gif-17267607410251793922 ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/PxhKTMzQnZI?si=z8HcDucISsYcUprC ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: Papa swain Xylotile: !dalle furry version of swain from the hit game league of legends FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-Y0sxpQXjxel80Wrtkl2HTsOP.png?st=2024-11-11T22%3A58%3A23Z&se=2024-11-12T00%3A58%3A23Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-11-11T21%3A06%3A39Z&ske=2024-11-12T21%3A06%3A39Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=%2BSzJdv7RooYE/CUVGp1zVfgaN3snVw4/me4r4an/ahk%3D
ASlowFatHorsey: 1 quick trick eekay: lol jakecrewa: Tetus eekay: tetus shots for nobody eekay: as the old saying goes eekay: eekay: anybody here donating ASlowFatHorsey: Mf has 2 tb ASlowFatHorsey: I barely have 300 gigs eekay: yeah eekay: thatgs where i keep the xylotile cringe compilation i been workin on ASlowFatHorsey: LMAOOOOO eekay: 😎 gotem ASlowFatHorsey: ^^ CaMelon: rookie numbers eekay: aight lets see it CaMelon: eekay: you have 10x my free space eekay: what u on man eekay: wait 4tb though eekay: damn eekay: wanna swap Xylotile: Hiii Xylotile: @eekay bed? Xylotile: @Joguitaro eekay: 34 eekay: 3 Xylotile: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRhE1Sp8/?k=1 Xylotile: @Joguitaro Joguitaro: Not home eekay: ^taylor Joguitaro: Lol eekay: is tik tok worth using eekay: ive seen some good ones but seems like youll get a lot of cringe anyways Joguitaro: There is some good and some omega cringe Joguitaro: But eventually it’ll start recommending mainly not cringe CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/stewie-gun-suicide-gif-13872495 eekay: what percent makes you crigne at this point ErfBundy: Not a lot ErfBundy: After it figures out what vids you like it’s good eekay: what do you get mainly ErfBundy: Just start liking videos that you enjoy and it’ll make it good eekay: ill never understand why epoplea re removing dislikes eekay: wont you approach your optimal algorithm faster if you can tell tiktok the ones you really dont like ErfBundy: I think it pops up with a like “here’s is some topics choose ones you like” ErfBundy: Just get it it’s worth ErfBundy: I spend like at least an hour or two on it when I wake up and use it regularly throughout the day ErfBundy: It’s just vine at this point eekay: yo what did you just say eekay: an hour or two every day when you wake up ErfBundy: I also follow accounts that post like full cartoon episodes so that’s fun eekay: then more throughout the day ErfBundy: Ye eekay: that doesnt worry you eekay: that seems excessive ErfBundy: My screen time is BADDDD ErfBundy: here let me show you ErfBundy: ErfBundy: That was last week lol eekay: um eekay: is 7 hours eekay: is that per day> CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-23163386 eekay: so let me ask again eekay: @ErfBundy when can you climb? CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/bae-patrick-spongebob-gif-5241123 ErfBundy: Never eekay: yeah eekay: you say u wanna climb grind eekay: but u got 7 hours daily ErfBundy: Lmao ErfBundy: It’s a problem eekay: yeah man the fixc is fuckin doin something else eekay: we are fucing climbing man no more excuses eekay: if you dont wnana grind just say so but you seem straight up addicted
ASlowFatHorsey: Ek when he can’t slob on a multibillion dollar companies knob ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-8870832155077913755 eekay: i mean it was probably microsoft who pushed the lawsuit to happen its not like this was a win for the people eekay: corps vs corps cyberpunk shit ASlowFatHorsey: Probably this ASlowFatHorsey: Feel that eekay: u gotta play it man get immersed before it is real ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/discord-who-asked-me-looking-for-who-asked-travolta-meme-travolta-confused-gif-27133622 eekay: except irl we will never build the blackwall and we all just die ASlowFatHorsey: Lookin for fax ASlowFatHorsey: No joke ASlowFatHorsey: Straight calculator ASlowFatHorsey: On a stack eekay: on a stack ASlowFatHorsey: Oooooo eekay: https://tenor.com/view/team-bones-gif-24015799 ASlowFatHorsey: Slow on the draw there cowboy eekay: packet loss ASlowFatHorsey: Mic delay ASlowFatHorsey: Nice linux btw eekay: im on wifi too eekay: nope im on windows ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/wrong-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-incorrect-you-got-it-wrong-false-gif-8877109044393951791 eekay: which means im an accomplice to the trillions of americans that bill gates has exterminated ASlowFatHorsey: Yea ASlowFatHorsey: How do u live with ur self ASlowFatHorsey: Smh ASlowFatHorsey: Id never knowingly blow bill like that ASlowFatHorsey: Mans tryin to say he wakes up on the same side of the bed that we do ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent even own a bed ASlowFatHorsey: Smh eekay: lol eekay: boom gotem ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/squidward-dab-100-lit-gif-15118193 eekay: i actually do own a bed or i will soon eekay: prolly cant remove the one thats in there ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly gonna burn it eekay: no more excuse for all the romantic friends that follow me back to the bedroom eekay: just have to sex them now eekay: FUCK ASlowFatHorsey: Or use it in ur gambling schemes ASlowFatHorsey: Love bettin ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Ek worst nightmare eekay: i cant just go 'no where the fuck is my bed guess u gotta leave sry' ASlowFatHorsey: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE eekay: lol eekay: honestly i fear that im too high elo at masturbating that it might not be worth it to pursue other people at this point eekay: i just know too many tips and tricks ASlowFatHorsey: Ope ASlowFatHorsey: I see what u did there eekay: 🦝 eekay: what why is that called sly eekay: 😏 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-washing-ice-gif-24939564 ASlowFatHorsey: Ek confidence when he leaves climbing gym eekay: lol tru eekay: im climbing at ub one more time eekay: its a barrell set
eekay: burnt crust probably ErfBundy: Was there actually shots fired lmao ErfBundy: I thought it was a joke Xylotile: no clue Xylotile: but it was taped off Xylotile: and they were setting up a news camera when i passed by it again Xylotile: @eekay play rnkaed Xylotile: Swain be like ErfBundy: ErfBundy: You were right eekay Xylotile: shooting in broad daylight Xylotile: 13/50 Xylotile: new headset crushing my skull right now ErfBundy: Hugeeeee eekay: caught in 2 hours eekay: bro aint got moves Xylotile: i dont think he got caught Xylotile: im getting +23 Xylotile: its doomed eekay: he did Xylotile: Source? eekay: mom has intel eekay: works at the school Xylotile: Cap Xylotile: Where the fuck is Taylor Xylotile: Is he ok eekay: he typed yesterday after ghosting climbing eekay: cold shouldering eekay: oh hes in baldurs gate coma eekay: we not hearing from him for a whiel ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay how do I shit down this infernal contraption ASlowFatHorsey: U heard me eekay: lolol eekay: u seen my swipe pattern passcode right eekay: either analayze the grease patterns on the screen or come climbing to drop it off ASlowFatHorsey: Maybes but I also need the cypher for the enigma code eekay: lol eekay: u played keep talking and nobody explodes? ASlowFatHorsey: Dude I’m serious I’m not waking up at 6 for the third time ASlowFatHorsey: Pls eekay: thats hilarious though eekay: just put it somewhere else lol eekay: put it under sams pillow ASlowFatHorsey: Epic prank ASlowFatHorsey: Lemme just casually put it under his pillow while he’s sleeping ASlowFatHorsey: Silly guy eekay: you cant do it from lock screen? eekay: press volume button then hit 3 dots on the bottom of the slider eekay: alarms is one of the sliders that pops up but u might have to unlock to get those Xylotile: man just leave the phone outside Xylotile: not ur problem eekay: you wouldve pawned it for your next hit by now ASlowFatHorsey: I just dug to y 12 ASlowFatHorsey: I think we should be good eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay u were supposed to do the dogs today btw ASlowFatHorsey: At 12pm eekay: i did in fact ASlowFatHorsey: Lol nice eekay: yo fr though if you get it open DO NOT go to reddit DO NOT open a browser ASlowFatHorsey: Google assist on the dogs ASlowFatHorsey: 🤓 ASlowFatHorsey: Ok eekay: please ASlowFatHorsey: For my own saftey lol eekay: for youw orn sanity eekay: ornn sanity ASlowFatHorsey: Ornnnnnnnnnn ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: That’s what sro sez ASlowFatHorsey: ORNNNNNNNNNNNNN eekay: when he say thatr ASlowFatHorsey: He moans it a lot to eekay: when hes playing ornn? ASlowFatHorsey: Every time he plays it ASlowFatHorsey: Yea also in bed eekay: lol like A POKEMON eekay: oops ASlowFatHorsey: Oops Xylotile: wrong chat mb eekay: eekay: yo i got the extension
Xylotile: Forever haunt you eekay: lol eekay: we shouldve stopped your suicide by dodging? Joguitaro: i would game eekay: no eekay: actions have consequences Xylotile: Just know yoy could have stopped it eekay: xylotile needs to learn Xylotile: Hello this is Williams doctor. Unfortunately he passed away from not gaming. Xylotile: You will be hearing from someone soon. eekay: i dont think thats a crime eekay: i know youre only a dcotor and not a lawyer eekay: but i dont think causing a suicide by being mean is a crime ErfBundy: It actually is believe it or not eekay: u would know huh Xylotile: Yep eekay: pos Xylotile: Erfbundy knows what’s up eekay: is this still wiliams doctor speaking ErfBundy: Angry you don’t know the law ErfBundy: Likey copium ErfBundy: Likely gay ErfBundy: Likey homosexual ErfBundy: Likely eekay Xylotile: Egay eekay: does anybody else not like touching fat people ASlowFatHorsey: They ight ASlowFatHorsey: Wierdo eekay: ap chubby chaser ASlowFatHorsey: Dont like touchin des nutz😢 ErfBundy: Their hands scare me ErfBundy: They got like so many folds in them and it’s scary ASlowFatHorsey: Its ok friggle cant touch u here ErfBundy: Lol Xylotile: Guys I’m not depressed anymore Xylotile: Gg Xylotile: Down 10k gold Xylotile: Came back ErfBundy: Nice Xylotile: I dodged renata r ErfBundy: It’s pretty easy to do that it comes in at a whole 2 mph Xylotile: Lol Xylotile: A girl got her head bashed in on a wall by a bouncer here on Saturday Xylotile: She died Xylotile: Fucking crazy man Joguitaro: Bruh wtf Xylotile: Yeah Joguitaro: Epic lawsuit time Xylotile: https://www.reddit.com/r/UIUC/comments/t8md6c/dont_forget_about_the_red_lion_girl_dont_let_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Xylotile: I don’t think that will happen man Xylotile: It’s been two days Xylotile: Why isn’t there anything on the news Xylotile: Like I can’t even find it on google Joguitaro: Fucked up eekay: what was she doin Joguitaro: Not sure. Probably just trying to get in or something Xylotile: Wym what was she doing Xylotile: It doesn’t matter Xylotile: Unless she had a gun or a knife eekay: of course it matters eekay: she shouldnt have been killed but eekay: its important how it got escalated Xylotile: Or Yk Xylotile: Bashed into a fucking wall Xylotile: Concrete wall Xylotile: There is no justification at all Xylotile: Except if she had a gun or a knife Joguitaro: I imagine she was just trying to get in or was told to leave Xylotile: Yeah she was getting kicked out eekay: she was already in and was geting kicked out? Joguitaro: For drinking too much. Probably cut off Xylotile: Yeah Xylotile: Usually people get kicked out when they stumble a lot or start a fight Xylotile: The bouncers are looking around to find people who are too fucked up eekay: so she prolly got mada t the bouncer when he tried to kick her out
Joguitaro: Where on like your tummy? ASlowFatHorsey: U pregnant? Joguitaro: Maybe a lil less wing stop could help Joguitaro: Arg arg arg arg ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/damn-you-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-gif-20849744 eekay: yeah pz smell Joguitaro: He a dirty boy eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Y they call cat pussy tho eekay: i looked that up the other day but i dont remember eekay: they are the same in french though eekay: like chat is chatte is pussy ASlowFatHorsey: O eekay: eekay: ew ASlowFatHorsey: Wow ASlowFatHorsey: Bit of a stretch eekay: ayyy ASlowFatHorsey: 😎 Xylotile: im gonne sod my pants Xylotile: hey this is egay on my new keyboard Xylotile: whats up guys Xylotile: oh wow it's really high up Xylotile: that shit slanted 40 degrees eekay: yeah i keep my flaps down these days eekay: its got two flaps eekay: a shorter onr eekay: one Xylotile: yeah i dont have the flaps on at all eekay: oh you just mean its tall Xylotile: its got a rough surface i kinda like it Xylotile: yeah its tall compared to mine Xylotile: like RLY tall eekay: same and mine had a little ramp for u wrists to sit on eekay: big adjustment eekay: still worf Xylotile: kinda dope it's got 2.4 and bluetooth Xylotile: i can switch between pc and work laptop eekay: just gotta remmeber to charge it eekay: surely wont be a problem eekay: i havent ggone below full battery but ive plugged it in every night Xylotile: yeah but it's not a big deal if you don't do it Xylotile: just plug it into yo pc Xylotile: bro this blinking light is a little annoying eekay: i taped mine over lol cause i cant figure out how to turn it off eekay: might take it apart and cut the wires lol Xylotile: man these key presses be light af eekay: theyre linear Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay wanna run some scholo Xylotile: i am free from exams 😄 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ? eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @jakecrewa you playing bo6? Xylotile: @eekay do you remember end of season 2? Xylotile: they're so based lmao eekay: idk what u mean by based eekay: dms no spoiler Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: kimiko is so fucking hot Xylotile: omg eekay: https://tenor.com/view/youre-weird-weird-buddy-you-are-weird-vine-gif-20954307
Xylotile: goated ASlowFatHorsey: Pesants didn’t eat jame bru ASlowFatHorsey: They put brick dust in there shit ASlowFatHorsey: Lil extra protein ASlowFatHorsey: Rock bones eekay: bowl 'o mosquitos ASlowFatHorsey: Not those skinny lil twinks but them big mfs down by the swamp Xylotile: lol Xylotile: ap u still down to clown in 30 mins? ASlowFatHorsey: Yea eekay: same Xylotile: hmm i guess i wont study since gamings start in 10 minutes Xylotile: ughhhhhhh ASlowFatHorsey: Twist ur arm ASlowFatHorsey: Xylophone are u only on hinge? Xylotile: yeah its the best Xylotile: but i dont meet up with people lol Xylotile: i just match to match Xylotile: unless like i really like the person and they're super cool to talk to then i would consider it ASlowFatHorsey: lol why Xylotile: im scared of women and also just meeting up to hookup is a lil weird ASlowFatHorsey: I mean ASlowFatHorsey: Aren’t most not like that ASlowFatHorsey: Unless ur lookin for it Xylotile: yeah i guess ASlowFatHorsey: Ight Xylotile: game? ASlowFatHorsey: 10 ASlowFatHorsey: Days ASlowFatHorsey: Jk mins ASlowFatHorsey: Showa ASlowFatHorsey: Ok game Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 135 minutes. eekay: !gpt which race in wow do you think has the largest average penis size FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: When discussing fictional races from World of Warcraft (WoW), such as orcs, trolls, humans, and others, there is no official information or lore regarding physical characteristics such as average penis size. The game's focus is on fantasy, adventure, and storytelling rather than such details. Therefore, it remains purely speculative and a topic of personal interpretation or fan fiction. eekay: !gpt test FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Of course! If you have something specific you'd like to test, feel free to let me know how I can assist you. eekay: eekay: Xylotile: !gpt can you make me a wow macro to automatically mark an enemy when i click a button FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Certainly! In World of Warcraft, you can use macros to automate certain tasks. To create a macro that marks an enemy when you click a button, you can use the following script: 1. Open the Macro interface by typing `/macro` in the chat or by navigating to the game menu. 2. Click on "New" to create a new macro. 3. Choose an icon and enter a name for your macro. 4. In the text box, enter the following script: ```plaintext /targetenemy /run SetRaidTarget("target", 8) ``` This script does the following: - `/targetenemy` selects the nearest enemy as your target. - `SetRaidTarget("target", 8)` assigns a raid marker to the target. The number `8` corresponds to the "Skull" icon, which is commonly used to mark kill targets. You can change this number to assign a different icon (1-8), where each number corresponds to a different icon. 5. Drag the macro icon to your action bar so you can easily click it when needed. 6. Save the macro. Now, whenever you press the button for this macro, it will automatically target the nearest enemy and mark them with the designated raid icon. Remember that you need to have the necessary permissions to set raid markers in your group or raid. Let me know if you need any modifications or additional help!
Definitely_Not_Taylor: You not even in a ranked game ek Definitely_Not_Taylor: Beta eekay: warmup Definitely_Not_Taylor: Beta Definitely_Not_Taylor: No warmups Definitely_Not_Taylor: Straight in like alpha CaMelon: i could game Xylotile: might have popped off a lil http://prntscr.com/rfk3wj Definitely_Not_Taylor: Gaming eekay: puny CaMelon: I'm so tilted about those normals games Definitely_Not_Taylor: Popped off Definitely_Not_Taylor: We gamin???? Xylotile: i just started a game rip Xylotile: also i lost this one https://prnt.sc/rfk5vw Xylotile: feelsbadman Definitely_Not_Taylor: Yikes Definitely_Not_Taylor: Ek. You still playing normals beta Xylotile: dude wtf i just had a p4 29% wr lb in my game Xylotile: what Definitely_Not_Taylor: Bruh Xylotile: in a d3 game Xylotile: what ASlowFatHorsey: Ok Carolina which lit thing did she make you do ASlowFatHorsey: Oi carilium* Xylotile: #2 bruder Xylotile: Ez dubs eekay: does she just go areound and hand you a sheet? ASlowFatHorsey: Made everyone do that ASlowFatHorsey: ? eekay: or is it actually random Xylotile: Random eekay: pog champ Xylotile: Half of us got 2 and the other got 3 eekay: huh Xylotile: So did EB eekay: so deos that mean me and aidan will get two or 3? Xylotile: no one got 1 in those two classes, idk about 6th hour Xylotile: Idk eekay: hmm Xylotile: You see the people who had to take it early had 1 assigned Xylotile: Lane and Morgan ASlowFatHorsey: I’m gon take that as a yes eekay: but maybe she just gives it to everybody who deosnt do it in class Xylotile: So maybe 1 is a type of punishment for not being there today or something lol eekay: thats what im thinkin Xylotile: Yeah eekay: i honestly dont think i can find the will power to do any work tonight so imma just wing it and pray to zues she doesnt give me #1 CaMelon: https://youtu.be/jNn2F39G-6s CaMelon: New fiddlesticks looking sick eekay: just watched it eekay: gaming eekay: makes we wanna play fiddle ngl eekay: id literally donate my kindey to riot games for a lore video thou CaMelon: Anyone else just get that phone call from the school? eekay: maybe eekay: what it say eekay: oh wait eekay: just won a ranked game i thought i was in draft eekay: lol i was trolling CaMelon: We don’t have school for a month eekay: oh shit are you joking CaMelon: Nope CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey I’ll race you to gold eekay: lol eekay: wtf eekay: idk how i feel about that CaMelon: *rest of month I mean eekay: well thats a bit shorter but still CaMelon: Not a whole othermonth eekay: long break eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey v eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: going full ability haste eekay: dont go full mana Joguitaro: why doesnt our miss fortune have a name? eekay: all 2 mana items bro eekay: itll be insane eekay: im not sure i tihnk it gives our team bots too sometimes eekay: po sure she a bot eekay: she wont buy items and will sit top Joguitaro: didnt even get a chance to ff that one eekay: lo0l eekay: ziggs was good for short games eekay: but whatever Joguitaro: just wanna have fun lol eekay: i just wanna be able to amke a rune page goddamnit eekay: literally makes no sense you cant choose all that shit level 1 eekay: i guess riot wants to slide the dick into ur asshole slowly when ur just starting out eekay: dont want to scare pople away with allt he options eekay: dude ive never played adc never had to kite eekay: my fuckin wrist was getting tired Joguitaro: its pretty ez to kite when they dont use abilities lol eekay: lol true eekay: kinda fun when you got 4 peole on you and u have 40 health eekay: ur just mowing them down eekay: you know how ghost resets on kills Joguitaro: true thats 90% the game eekay: i literally had ghost up for like the last 5 minutes of that game Xylotile: Wait what eekay: lieka ctivated Xylotile: No it don’t Joguitaro: just being 10 health and 1 shotting eekay: it does eekay: @Xylotile the ghost resetting on kills? Xylotile: Yes eekay: how r u diamond eekay: it resets duration on kill Xylotile: It extends on kills Joguitaro: same thing man eekay: ok whats the difference Joguitaro: lol Xylotile: Xylotile: It doesn’t reset eekay: ??? Xylotile: Reset would add like 10 seconds eekay: you got me man eekay: you won Xylotile: It extends eekay: im now your indentured servant Xylotile: Reset is a whole nother level eekay: whats my first task as your slave oh great master Xylotile: No like I’m not trying to prove you wrong eekay: 😐 Xylotile: Just saying the dif eekay: 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 eekay: the bot games are kinda relaxing though right Joguitaro: yeah lol Joguitaro: turbo run it down mid eekay: its like league version of those cutting things with a hot knife videos Xylotile: Oh btw Joguitaro: flame bots eekay: lol Xylotile: 3v3 bots is the fastest way to get levels eekay: stfu xylotile eekay: who asked Xylotile: Three man boy eekay: wait what Xylotile: Bot* Xylotile: Yes eekay: never heard of this mode eekay: @Joguitaro u on t1 right Joguitaro: yeah lol eekay: why he on so late eekay: he and us are in same time zone Xylotile: Oh wtf eekay: he dont usually go this late Xylotile: It got removed eekay: i think hyper after scrims eekay: @Xylotile yeah ive never hreard of that gamemode in my life Xylotile: Twisted tree line? Xylotile: U trolling eekay: removed also Xylotile: That’s 3v3 Xylotile: Twisted treeline
Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay eekay: oh no it dont work Xylotile: yep only for dms eekay: thats kinda stupid Xylotile: @Joguitaro @CaMelon have u guys tried genshin? ErfBundy: Bro genshin is cool Xylotile: @ErfBundy u played it? Joguitaro: Yeah I’m playing it. It’s pretty cool CaMelon: @Xylotile still downloading it lol CaMelon: It’s at 85% Xylotile: rip Xylotile: how fast is it downloading CaMelon: 0.32 MB/s Xylotile: rip eekay: lets go boys eekay: 6th post on r/community eekay: road to rank 1 karma Xylotile: karma whore eekay: karma artisan jakecrewa: eekay: lol ErfBundy: Yeah genshin is cool. It’s kinda feels too like mobile gamey though Joguitaro: True it kinda feels like a mobile game. But it’s cool ErfBundy: I mean it is on mobile tho so I get it Joguitaro: Yeah lol CaMelon: @eekay get owned eekay: he is wrong CaMelon: L CaMelon: Can’t believe it took you 53 rewatches to just realized that in Competitive Ecology, when Abed is explaining his pairing algorithm, when he mentions "audience appeal" he looks into and points at the camera. eekay: ikr CaMelon: I happened to notice this on my first viewing Xylotile: @CaMelon still downloading? Xylotile: @Joguitaro how far are you in? Xylotile: i just got to the castle thingy in the tutorial Joguitaro: I’m a bit past that Xylotile: oo nice Xylotile: did you explore the starting area? i basically roamed the entire thing to get chests and stuff Joguitaro: A little yeah Xylotile: map is really nice Xylotile: i get what ur saying gavin about it being more of a mobile game CaMelon: @Xylotile I just did the quest where you collect 3 ore for the blacksmith eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey chess puzzle from pornhub eekay: eekay: mate in 1 eekay: pun intended CaMelon: Xylotile: @CaMelon how long have u been playing Xylotile: i haven't even finished the tutorial lol CaMelon: Not long CaMelon: im still in the tutorial as well Xylotile: have u reached the castle CaMelon: I think? thats in the town area right? Xylotile: Yes CaMelon: Then yea CaMelon: Anyone watching the debate? Xylotile: Watching 2 70+ year old men y’all? Xylotile: Talk** CaMelon: True eekay: who you tihnk gonna win eekay: pres not the debate Xylotile: In a fight? Xylotile: I’m not too much into politics, but I think Biden isn’t very good at public speaking Xylotile: Trump might jump on the fact that Biden is stuttering ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay not really chess puzzle ASlowFatHorsey: just tactic eekay: trump says stupid shit all the time eekay: he just says it better Xylotile: lol eekay: i think theres no way trump gets reelected eekay: i would be actually flabbergasted ASlowFatHorsey: you know i said the same thing about last election ASlowFatHorsey: no way trump wins ASlowFatHorsey: and he did
eekay: same wavelength Joguitaro: ? Xylotile: exactly Xylotile: 550nm? eekay: can we get the question mark off this fucking idiots computer eekay: do you have thoughts Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Xylotile: or we feeling more like 650nm Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? eekay: do you just walk around and wonder whats going on like a hamster in khakis Xylotile: im more red tbh Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? jakecrewa: Type “?” If you like guys jakecrewa: That should do it eekay: ur a genius Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEhyZR_uo6k taylor Xylotile: @Joguitaro ^^ eekay: the only thing stronger than taylors racism denail urge is his compulsion to activewly deny homosexuality Joguitaro: @everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone@everyone
eekay: ugh ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: Game Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 150 minutes. eekay: !lp maestrofluff FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dog-who-what-gif-14541222 Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: gaming 🙂 eekay: do we want pirates Joguitaro: @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile ErfBundy: Ain’t no way you pinging me on a weekday right ErfBundy: I’m not playing league when new siege season just popped bro Xylotile: uhhhh not home eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgsfS_nyNFk ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: All this chat is ASlowFatHorsey: U only get one from now on eekay: do pedos choose to be pedos? Joguitaro: eekay: lolol eekay: that one was both Joguitaro: Does anyone choose to be anything 🧐 Joguitaro: Free will is an illusion Xylotile: i think being a pedo isn’t a choice for some people Xylotile: they sick eekay: but what if she says shes actually a 12000 year old vampire? Joguitaro: Well the schizo clinic would love a new patient eekay: eekay: should i grab one of these Joguitaro: What a bargain eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Lol a penis surgery 3240 per year or they take ur penis privileges away eekay: no it takes 3240/year just to own the domain name eekay: i also found vagina.tax which is looking like a steal ASlowFatHorsey: Singedelo.brewsting prolly millions eekay: oh yeah cashing in on that soon eekay: reading domain names that start with penis is what keeps me going at this point eekay: never laughed so hard in my life Xylotile: my stats teacher hit us with an integral problem on a quiz Xylotile: wait jk wrong one eekay: thats not a questin Xylotile: Xylotile: solve for k Xylotile: i was stressing lol eekay: 2/3 eekay: ? eekay: @Xylotile ?! Xylotile: lol Xylotile: it’s 3/2 monkey eekay: oop Xylotile: ooooo Xylotile: fuck ur right Xylotile: god damn it Xylotile: howww eekay: no ur right eekay: x/1.5 = x*2/3 eekay: 1/(2/3) =3/2 eekay: fractions are hard Xylotile: the calculator said 2/3 eekay: im so talented i dont even understand my own thought process Xylotile: lol Xylotile: there was only 1 guy who finished before me (pause) Xylotile: he also got 3/2 Xylotile: calculator is wrong Xylotile: but yeah i was freaking out cuz i didn’t know how to take an integral Xylotile: forgot which one was the derivative and which one was the integral
eekay: like tomorrow Xylotile: make another warrior Joguitaro: no eekay: i dont get it eekay: even when im really in a mood its so easy to not play Joguitaro: thats cause you a bitch and don't actually wanna play that bad eekay: tailor either actually addicted or the wishes of other people mean legit nothing Joguitaro: well im not questing so it does Joguitaro: i just really wanna eekay: aight ty Xylotile: you're def questing Xylotile: lol Joguitaro: grrrr maybe i'll make a paladin Xylotile: did you guys hear about the teenage who killed himself after he fell in love with an ai chat bot Xylotile: the chat bot was the dragon girl from got Xylotile: denarus or w/e eekay: daenerys eekay: thats sad eekay: did he do it beucase of the chatbot or something Xylotile: im not sure i just saw the headline and a few chat messages eekay: those character ais arent great eekay: i hope they get good so much potential Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/yap-yapper-yapping-what-huh-gif-17267607410251793922 eekay: sry forgot uve only had english 1 Xylotile: alright dude Xylotile: if i lock in, i can watch 1 ep Xylotile: 8:30ish eekay: down eekay: @Joguitaro u need to let ur cat out bro eekay: solitary confinement Xylotile: lol Joguitaro: i dont because she always got food in her bowl and i dont want pz's fat ass sniffing around Xylotile: bro thats not an excuse Xylotile: cmn Joguitaro: it is an excuse eekay: yeah that doesnt seem sufficient Xylotile: 😐 eekay: put the food up somewhere whewnu leave door openm eekay: probably why she zooming all the time eekay: zoochosis eekay: it seems legit bad for it Joguitaro: taking pet advice from ek seems bad eekay: deflecting seems bad Xylotile: let her out man eekay: not healthy man Joguitaro: fine man Joguitaro: she won't go out though Xylotile: man man man man Joguitaro: like ever Xylotile: bayes law Xylotile: she hasn't = she wont Joguitaro: i hate you guys stfu eekay: erm Joguitaro: just shut the fuck up eekay: https://tenor.com/view/stubborn-mad-gif-26485932 eekay: tailor whe he has to crack his door for 30 minutes a dya Xylotile: actually can you close ur door Xylotile: stinky room Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384 Xylotile: inshallah i wake up for my 8am tmr eekay: man it aint luck eekay: just do it Xylotile: inshallah aint luck man Xylotile: i can watch btw eekay: inshallah means god willing right Xylotile: i can watch 2 if we're quick Xylotile: yeah Joguitaro: ok eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey watchington Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-bed-time-boo-tired-exhausted-gif-18216383220272945067 Xylotile: AP* Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 91 minutes.
eekay: below rank from end of last season eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-benedict-cumberbatch-think-thinking-mind-gif-7453714 eekay: i conclude hardstuck and scared to play ranked eekay: road to gold Xylotile: ek my second account is already higher than youll ever reach this season Xylotile: its about to get promoted to plat 4 lol Xylotile: it took me two years to get to plat eekay: well thats really sad Xylotile: ur about to hit that right Xylotile: 2 year mark eekay: idk Xylotile: when did you start playing Xylotile: fall 2019? eekay: i played like 3 ranked games season 9 i think Xylotile: i started s7 eekay: farmed s10 Xylotile: got plat s9 Xylotile: i started PLAYING the game s7 Xylotile: when did u start playing eekay: a bit before senna came out i tihnk Xylotile: nov 2019? eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Xylotile: thats when she was released Xylotile: wow senna was released over a year ago Xylotile: fucking crazy Xylotile: i think i started playing when camille was out Xylotile: Xylotile: im suprised GP is that high eekay: i think some team comps are just really bad for him eekay: right? eekay: yas players just mental boom after powerspike Xylotile: but like i wouldnt think gp would be the highest afk champion eekay: neither would i eekay: just my guess eekay: wait eekay: what is "afk rate by main champion" eekay: how often people afk on their main champ? Xylotile: honestly dont know eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: lol Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: link Xylotile: right on the money Xylotile: https://www.leagueofgraphs.com/rankings/rank-distribution eekay: link it eekay: wow crazxy how accurate this is eekay: its 80% silvers eekay: when thats the most common rank in the game eekay: https://tenor.com/view/is-all-connected-calculating-smart-focus-connections-gif-13708186 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/mind-blown-amazed-explosion-space-omg-gif-10279314 Xylotile: did samira get a buff recently? Xylotile: after the nerf? ASlowFatHorsey: No eekay: eekay: nice try scammers Joguitaro: Lol eekay: does sylas get stacks from eating people with cho r Joguitaro: I actually think so lol eekay: op af Joguitaro: Sylas can get rather large Joguitaro: I wanna see max stacks chogath with lulu R lol eekay: gozirra Joguitaro: Imagine a max stacks chogath with lulu r being thrown at you by kalista lol eekay: https://tenor.com/view/explosion-boom-gif-8911363 Xylotile: ek we got shield here too Xylotile: it is a scam eekay: Xylotile: Xylotile: have you guys lived in charleston ur entire lives Joguitaro: Yes eekay: ask ur mom Joguitaro: Hehe xD Xylotile: ok dude Xylotile: @eekay u just jelly that u cant spam those cool emotes
CaMelon: @Xylotile should we dodge? Xylotile: no im not gaming with a racist Joguitaro: lol eekay: do you guys ever eat soimething then find a flavor nodule left in your mouth somewhere later Xylotile: you think im joking Xylotile: i am not Xylotile: @eekay yeah Xylotile: usually behind my molars eekay: behind Xylotile: that happens a lot when i eat nature valley bars Xylotile: or honey bunches of oats Xylotile: yes behind eekay: i have no space behind my molars Xylotile: i had my wisdom teeth removed Xylotile: i got space eekay: my gums are level with my tooth tops Xylotile: you sure you dont have any on the top side? eekay: oh eekay: none Xylotile: i dont have bottom side Xylotile: but top yes eekay: i think my teeth have large dents eekay: becuase apparently i grind my teeth in my sleep Xylotile: my brother does that Xylotile: his middle teeth are the effected/affected? by that eekay: yeah im supposed to wear a night guard but i dont CaMelon: nice CaMelon: eekay: did they actually delete it lol CaMelon: yea\ eekay: lol eekay: that was so uncessary just put it all in one tweet ErfBundy: We gaming? CaMelon: @ErfBundy CaMelon: YUH Xylotile: @eekay do you know what they tweeted after ErfBundy: Let me hop on CaMelon: ight eekay: yeah i saw eekay: found ap in google maps eekay: CaMelon: my back hurts man eekay: holy shit taylor eekay: find a new champ for the sake of humanity Joguitaro: hehe xd stfu eekay: karthus was fine ur too low elo to play viego Joguitaro: can't do anything when whole team falls behind Xylotile: taylor please stop playing the game Joguitaro: reported Xylotile: no like actually Xylotile: please stop Xylotile: ur embarrassing urself Joguitaro: ? lol Xylotile: racist Joguitaro: nope eekay: when im playing a mage i sometimes buy mercss but never buy tabis is that bad eekay: i just buy sorcs or mercs CaMelon: depends on the matchup eekay: so the answer is i should go tabis sometimes CaMelon: prob eekay: ite eekay: eekay: networking boys CaMelon: I like it eekay: big traffick coming in eekay: i hope ur schedule is open eekay: u gto some bresting to do CaMelon: I am hired eekay: 👌 Xylotile: Xylotile: CaMelon: CaMelon: all in a days work CaMelon: Xylotile: First time Taylor when positive Pog Joguitaro: shuuuuuuttt up man I'm always positive Xylotile: Yeah Xylotile: Positively gay Joguitaro: 😦 CaMelon: @ErfBundy Xylotile: Positive pregnant wise CaMelon: @dra Xylotile: 🙂 CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: wgmn CaMelon: 👳 ErfBundy: What CaMelon: @ErfBundy CaMelon: did i stutter
eekay: slimy lifeless loser eekay: short Xylotile: I’m not short okay man Xylotile: It’s better than 6am calls from @CaMelon eekay: how tall are you? Xylotile: 5’11 eekay: im taller than you eekay: maybe ur 5/11 with heels ASlowFatHorsey: He told me 5’8 eekay: sounds closer eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey when stuff show up? eekay: ─────────── ⚪ ────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊 eekay: eekay: 😎 ASlowFatHorsey: Micro mmr? eekay: when stuff showing up ASlowFatHorsey: Idk man ASlowFatHorsey: This weekend ASlowFatHorsey: I think eekay: oke Xylotile: That is factual Xylotile: Xylotile: Shitter eekay: nice smurf acc? eekay: doesnt matter eekay: ur below average plat 2 eekay: grats eekay: im not mad eekay: ur so mad eekay: like lmaoooo literally eekay: shit mmr Xylotile: Mad cuz bad eekay: lmfao eekay: i literally dont care at all eekay: like thats not even good eekay: i get bad teammates eekay: all the time eekay: like no joke man eekay: elo hell Xylotile: My set up sucks eekay: not like i eve care lmaooooo eekay: you mean the pc in the kitchen? ASlowFatHorsey: I could play on my gma’s mac and get higher rank than u @Xylotile eekay: !lp dragondude FriggBot2000: dragondude is not on the ranked grind eekay: mhm Xylotile: It was a joke Xylotile: Somrhing u would say eekay: oh eekay: true though eekay: summer setup is hurting my mmr Xylotile: I just spent $70 on gas Xylotile: Thanks Biden eekay: yeah dont worry about that eekay: I AM GOING TO KILL PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN IN 14 DAYS eekay: I HAVE EXPLOSIVES AND A 3D PRINTED HANDGUN Xylotile: Jesus man eekay: do you think i made the watchlist Xylotile: Did you guys hear that a Japanese official who got shot with a homemade shotgun eekay: lol japanese official? eekay: it was the previous prime minister jakecrewa: https://tenor.com/view/eating-gif-24106998 jakecrewa: @Xylotile eekay: @jakecrewa bro i frogged myself last night and i still feel it eekay: i havent been frogged like that in years Xylotile: Who asked Xylotile: And I forgot what he was, didn’t want to google it Xylotile: Bed?? @eekay Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?? eekay: nah eekay: 3 day break from bed eekay: detox Xylotile: Bruc Xylotile: @Joguitaro leg Xylotile: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CfrE9bGDM8L/ eekay: nefarious avatars right there ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay eekay: YEAH MAN WHAT ASlowFatHorsey: Nah jk nvm ASlowFatHorsey: Does ubrella academy get better in s2/3?
Xylotile: She growing eekay: I've gotten different type of food every time I get it and they still dont eekay: I don't think I'll double check eekay: How often u feed? Joguitaro: the food just seems to get dry if they don't eat it all idk Joguitaro: twice a day Joguitaro: 1 can ASlowFatHorsey: u see em eat it? Xylotile: We feed them twice Xylotile: You only feed your cat once a day? Xylotile: No wonder she finishes it Joguitaro: i feed her twice a day Xylotile: She starving bro eekay: Huh Joguitaro: 1 can each time Xylotile: Oh Joguitaro: reading comp = 0 Xylotile: Well our cats eat less Joguitaro: i started getting the wet same brand but it's not the patte Joguitaro: its just stringy and stuff Xylotile: They like their food and finish it Xylotile: It’s just cuz they’re eating less now eekay: They usually finish it eekay: Before next feed time Joguitaro: 🤷‍♂️ Joguitaro: they do be messy eaters though eekay: Yeah it's gross Xylotile: Tiggy micromanaging when he leaves his cat in his room for like 3 days Xylotile: Locked away Xylotile: I think it’s the bowls. They don’t like the bowls eekay: And tries to do it to pz as well Joguitaro: it was just a suggestion and observation lol eekay: Fucked up shit Xylotile: Yeah Tiggy does not care what cat is in his room Xylotile: He just wants a cat in there Joguitaro: pz just sneaks in here sometimes Joguitaro: looking for love prolly Xylotile: He gents plenty of love Xylotile: Yo cat comes into my room cuz she doesn’t Xylotile: She lowkey a chiller now. I can pet her and she plays Joguitaro: my cat be getting all the love eekay: I've seen her 4 times Xylotile: lol she legit just runs into my closet if the door is open Xylotile: Idk what her infatuation with it is Joguitaro: she just a curious kitty Joguitaro: i keep my blinds open and she likes to look outside eekay: Pz lays on my windowsill like all day eekay: Watcher Xylotile: He likes basking in the sun Xylotile: Egay I think you keep the kittens Joguitaro: do you actually not want pz? Xylotile: It’s not that I don’t want him but it makes more sense for him to stay with egay Xylotile: We’re not gonna split them up and I’m stressing about moving them to Colorado and they’re gonna fuck with the furnature Joguitaro: classic abandoning your pet Xylotile: Bro Xylotile: It makes sense don’t tell me in the bad guy Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-rage-bait-sucessful-sucessful-mission-succesful-gif-7031369129767029998 eekay: i already assumed i was taking them ASlowFatHorsey: Crazy ASlowFatHorsey: Actual 180 FriggBot2000: new video from femboy fishing: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ow-QJSoDWdQ eekay: huge eekay: i upgraded to windows 11 eekay: im not sure about it ASlowFatHorsey: los r got first pro title eekay: what that means eekay: are they in the big leagues now ASlowFatHorsey: Idk actually ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe
eekay: well i guess it doesnt pay to be the last people to catch onto a trend Xylotile: i put in $6 and got $3 in return this morning lol Xylotile: that is true Xylotile: we wernt not the last but definitely not the first CaMelon: u guys remind me of this cartoon CaMelon: https://youtu.be/_85AWx2uaEQ Xylotile: i cant look at it right now ErfBundy: It’s whatever just kinda gay Xylotile: yeah CaMelon: basically the guy came to mine for gold but every gold mining spot is taken ErfBundy: It’s not even like we are super late tho we just had a shitty app decision ErfBundy: That’s so gay actually wtf ErfBundy: Doge coin was up to 2 cents earlier 😳 CaMelon: How many places actually accept doge tho Xylotile: no clue but people are saying its going to $1 next year Xylotile: if thats the case Xylotile: i spent $6 to maybe earn $555 later in the year lol CaMelon: Is this doge coin thing another reddit campaign Xylotile: i think so eekay: its a random shitcoin eekay: why would u put ur money in ir CaMelon: yea doge is a meem coin eekay: yup CaMelon: i'd do like chain link or monero Xylotile: Xylotile: i did it because it was trending on twitter Xylotile: so id figure ill make a few $ in it Xylotile: only put in $6 Xylotile: not like im putting my entire life savings CaMelon: true ErfBundy: Also you can put like a few dollars in it and get hella shares so if it did go up to a dollar you would make hella money Xylotile: like my future wife likes saying Xylotile: ezakly Xylotile: Xylotile: ya see Xylotile: 2x my profit overnight CaMelon: All I'm saying is don't get your hopes too high Xylotile: ya ErfBundy: Lmao nahhh ErfBundy: Taking it to the moon Cameron CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/pogchamp-pog-pogey-poggers-twitch-gif-14340727 ErfBundy: Exactly Xylotile: that lowkey looks like gavin Xylotile: v Xylotile: ErfBundy: This isn’t over ErfBundy: Far from it ErfBundy: I fucking love this 2021 arch Xylotile: same lol Xylotile: Xylotile: @ErfBundy ted cruz agreed with AOC about the robinhood thing Xylotile: left and right Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629 CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/thealexera-soyjak-surprised-amazed-wojak-gif-19919803 Xylotile: ErfBundy: Fax Xylotile: @ErfBundy that NAKD buy kinda fucked me over Xylotile: I’m HOLDING THO Xylotile: LETS GO Xylotile: @ErfBundy i heard AMC is about to go back on slae ErfBundy: Bet ErfBundy: I’m up 15 bucks on my dogecoin lmao Xylotile: how much did u invest ErfBundy: Like 20 bucks ErfBundy: Since my AMC didn’t go through I was like fuck it Xylotile: damn thats good ErfBundy: Ye
eekay: um jakecrewa: Here’s a link: www.tedkwasright.gov/childporn eekay: what the fuck eekay: jakecrewa: Trevor doughty, you sick fuck jakecrewa: Forgot he’s not the principal anymore eekay: if that even is his real name eekay: his birth certificate is ted kaczynsky III jakecrewa: The timeline fits Xylotile: whos the principal now Xylotile: some young guy right eekay: communism eekay: sjw high nowadays jakecrewa: I think his name is strokethis jakecrewa: Damn dude college is too easy eekay: :| Xylotile: 171%??? Xylotile: intro to math? jakecrewa: Lmao think there may be a glitch or two ASlowFatHorsey: Out here get 3400% daily participation grade in PE ASlowFatHorsey: Smh CaMelon: solo sucks every lane diffed CaMelon: impossible to play eekay: then get a gf and play adc CaMelon: @eekay k giuve me gracies # CaMelon: srsly tho CaMelon: @Xylotile when we duo bot Xylotile: dybbi nab y di y Xylotile: gimme a few mins CaMelon: on gamings or fresh acc? Xylotile: wtf what was i even trying to say CaMelon: idk lol CaMelon: ight wgmn CaMelon: @Xylotile wgmn? Xylotile: nah g not today sorry Xylotile: maybe tomorrow CaMelon: np Xylotile: hello anyone alive Xylotile: we need more people in the chat Xylotile: chat dead eekay: you typed exactly 12 hours to the minute from camel's last message Xylotile: oh lol what the fuck Xylotile: godly timing CaMelon: are jungle nerfs live? eekay: umm eekay: theres going to be a last of us tv show eekay: on hbo CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group. CaMelon: Added eekay to the group. Xylotile: Lol CaMelon: I didnt realize u could refund champs n stuff CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 67 minutes. Xylotile: yeah @CaMelon Xylotile: u get 4 refunds Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: eekay: id rather delete my account Xylotile: lol its $350 Xylotile: for like a month Xylotile: what a fucking scam Xylotile: @everyone scrib gamings? Xylotile: @everyone scrib gamings? Xylotile: @everyone scrib gamings? Xylotile: @everyone scrib gamings? Xylotile: @everyone scrib gamings? Xylotile: @everyone scrib gamings?
Xylotile: Ap is really mad for some reason ASlowFatHorsey: lol what eekay: yea comin in hot ASlowFatHorsey: Nice bait ASlowFatHorsey: But I’m chilling rn ASlowFatHorsey: I mean eekay: you have been berating me endlesslesly ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Yea ASlowFatHorsey: Mb ASlowFatHorsey: I gotta call out skunk weasels when I see em ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t help it ASlowFatHorsey: Also I don’t really trust this either ASlowFatHorsey: I’ve seen there general election predictions ASlowFatHorsey: They are somewhat accurate ASlowFatHorsey: But not really ASlowFatHorsey: Gives general idea eekay: do you think you'd have made more accurate predictions? ASlowFatHorsey: Ofc not eekay: from the information they had at each election ASlowFatHorsey: Idk shit about it ASlowFatHorsey: Im just telling what I’ve seen ASlowFatHorsey: From election results and their predictions eekay: idk what their record is eekay: what is it ASlowFatHorsey: Pretty low eekay: well what is it ASlowFatHorsey: But better than most ASlowFatHorsey: I’d say like they 60-65% correct eekay: so you dont know ASlowFatHorsey: Ok ASlowFatHorsey: So eekay: gimme saurce eekay: or you are a fake and a fraud ASlowFatHorsey: Er ASlowFatHorsey: E ASlowFatHorsey: Um ASlowFatHorsey: Erm ASlowFatHorsey: Uh ASlowFatHorsey: Um ASlowFatHorsey: Er eekay: also u cant just use probability of correct if they give probabilities eekay: literally use bayes law ASlowFatHorsey: Um ASlowFatHorsey: I can ASlowFatHorsey: And will ASlowFatHorsey: U can’t stop me eekay: nope im on the way eekay: wow u rly pulled that stat out of ur ass ASlowFatHorsey: Nt ASlowFatHorsey: Again ASlowFatHorsey: With the bait eekay: i thought u were a truth hunter 😔 Xylotile: @eekay you like Amazon stock? Xylotile: Okay time to buy Xylotile: End of the month sell off eekay: im not buying new shit eekay: im holding nvidia for 20 years ASlowFatHorsey: I thought dez nutz were resting gently on ur chin 😔 Xylotile: Me game Xylotile: Who in Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro Xylotile: @eekay eekay: ? eekay: taylor work Xylotile: Perhaps not Xylotile: We can’t know unless we ask ASlowFatHorsey: None for me until like 1030 ASlowFatHorsey: Pm Xylotile: Yeah can’t game that late Xylotile: Gg Xylotile: Pewds started a new Minecraft world Xylotile: That’s our sign eekay: https://tenor.com/view/let-it-go-brother-let-it-go-spn-supernatural-move-on-gif-3563305 Xylotile: Do you guys think doc will keep streaming eekay: i doubt he can retire Xylotile: Idk streamers make so much money eekay: you think he could? Xylotile: Yeah I think so eekay: maybe but i still doubt it eekay: hell probably have deals being pulled eekay: and even if he could i dont think he wants to
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro ASlowFatHorsey: I can hear ur giggling from here mang Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257 ASlowFatHorsey: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/1305020164433252372/thatswhatimtellingya-ezgif.com-optimize.gif Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/keyandpeele-rapper-gunrack-coincidence-gif-4021912660648946079 Xylotile: I heard him Xylotile: Can confirm he giggled Joguitaro: not over that loud music. you ain't hearin anything ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay i forgot the world chess championship is today ASlowFatHorsey: Or has been happening ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly gonna be the lowest watch in hella long time Xylotile: Ain’t even that loud Xylotile: What song was I playing eekay: you only listen to one song Joguitaro: so trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Xylotile: I was listening to my king Kanye west eekay: kanye is the moat ASlowFatHorsey: Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/dog-bubble-speech-bubble-gif-25905495 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-27609617 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/anime-cat-girl-talk-fast-online-chat-gif-16273991575876544877 ASlowFatHorsey: !dalle White man with an extremely liberal bidens America 80$ haircut and green square rimmed glasses and a bushy unibrow FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-0g9U53BlCwaVljgGZW8C7q4z.png?st=2024-12-02T18%3A49%3A10Z&se=2024-12-02T20%3A49%3A10Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-12-02T16%3A12%3A38Z&ske=2024-12-03T16%3A12%3A38Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=JrQjLf3hgeiMRQu0a694fxoJKHrGjGfpYjh74dNKb/0%3D
eekay: where a "genius in math" is just somebody who is good at math? eekay: as in better than somebody who has studied less math eekay: so did you ever say if you think this is also the case for becoming a top ches player? ASlowFatHorsey: Yes I think this is the case eekay: so if you started at 4 and trained like magnus you would be a top chess player ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe ASlowFatHorsey: Hard to say eekay: why maybe ErfBundy: No way to calculate ASlowFatHorsey: Well a lot of factors go into it ASlowFatHorsey: But I’d say if I trained and focused on it I’d def at least be grand master if I started so young eekay: why not top 1000 eekay: top 100 eekay: top 10 ErfBundy: Impossible to know ASlowFatHorsey: I mean that’s also possible ASlowFatHorsey: I would say grandmasters are geniuses at chess eekay: lots of people start young and train hard and dont become grandmasters eekay: some people are grandmasters by 15 eekay: whats differnet between these people ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah some have more talent for it than others ASlowFatHorsey: But i still think given enough time and effort ASlowFatHorsey: The avg person can reach those heights eekay: so thats why "intelligence" doesnt matter for success anywhere eekay: becuase if you arent good ast x you just dont have x-type intelligence eekay: then why do so many people fail? ASlowFatHorsey: Huh ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz they give up ASlowFatHorsey: U only fail once u give up eekay: they just didnt try hard enough ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: I mean in some cases when they a learning disability i agree that would be quite unlikey for someone like that to achieve those heights ASlowFatHorsey: Near impossible depending on what it is eekay: that just does not seem like a compatible beleif eekay: why would a disability person be less likely to get a fields medal? eekay: compared to an average person eekay: or i should say practically impossible not less likely eekay: or become a top1000 chess player ASlowFatHorsey: Well because the current system of learning would not be conducive to them eekay: oh fuck off ASlowFatHorsey: Their brain learns differently ErfBundy: AP playing chess while eekay playing checkers ASlowFatHorsey: And because of that it would be very difficult for them to master tasks eekay: one might say they eekay: learn worse? ErfBundy: No just different ASlowFatHorsey: Yes ASlowFatHorsey: In our current environment and understanding of how people learn ASlowFatHorsey: It would be difficult for them to master those tasks eekay: so you think in a different educational system they could get fields medals ASlowFatHorsey: Because they are outside of the norm ASlowFatHorsey: If we knew more about how people learned ASlowFatHorsey: And we understood the best possible way to teach others and if they had the drive to do so ASlowFatHorsey: I’d say it’s possible eekay: possible as in ASlowFatHorsey: Get a fields medal eekay: not much less likely for them to get a fields mesal as a gifted person ASlowFatHorsey: Well it may take a longer time for them to reach that level but def still possible eekay: so not much less likely? eekay: within a factor of 10? ASlowFatHorsey: Less likely for what? ASlowFatHorsey: Get a fields medal? eekay: that the probability of a mentally disabled person geting a fields medal divided by the probability of a gifted person getting a fields medal is between 1 and 10
eekay: buh eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512 eekay: !o1 predictions for arcane season 2? Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/mondays-garfield-garfield-movie-i-don%27t-like-mondays-i-hate-mondays-gif-6350974344926321754 eekay: dick eekay: !o1 predictions for arcane season 2? FriggBot2000: . . . Xylotile: lol Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/arcane-live-jinx-reaction-reaction-jinx-meme-gif-4057162584221336454 Xylotile: !o1 what is the timestamp for arcane’ season 2 Caitlyn’s and Vi’s sex scene with their gravity benders on screen? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: As of my knowledge cutoff in October 2023, **"Arcane" Season 2 has not been released**. The first season of "Arcane," an animated series set in the League of Legends universe, premiered on Netflix in November 2021 and was well-received by audiences and critics alike. While a second season has been confirmed by Riot Games and Netflix, no official release date has been announced, and specific details about the plot or scenes are not available. Therefore, I don't have information about any scenes involving Caitlyn and Vi in Season 2, including any timestamps or details about "gravity benders" or other specific content. For the most accurate and up-to-date information, I recommend checking official announcements from Riot Games or the "Arcane" series' official channels. eekay: i want half off for waiting an hour for wingstop Xylotile: lol no eekay: hm im did get a sandwich Xylotile: 1. You wanted wingstop Xylotile: 2. I ordered it an hour before you got there Xylotile: You wanna buy my wings? Xylotile: I think I ate 5/20 eekay: ill call it even if u give them to me eekay: alright it shouldnt be half off but it shouldnt be 50/50 eekay: just cuase i went and got it eekay: my time and gas cant be literally worth nothing Xylotile: Dude I would have waited the same Xylotile: Just unlucky draft eekay: yeah im not facting in the wait Xylotile: I would understand if I asked YOU to pick it up eekay: i should be compensated for the average time and average gas used Xylotile: You were also already close + I picked up food at the start of the semester Xylotile: I didn’t ask for anything eekay: how was i already close eekay: im coming from the opposite side as wingstop eekay: its at least 20 minutes of extra driving over going straight to the apartment
ErfBundy: yeah i can agree eekay: you ahve to admit that doc had the highest production value stream on twitch bar non eekay: at all ErfBundy: oh 100 percent ErfBundy: im not discrediting him ErfBundy: i think he does great at his job eekay: like he must have had a team he payed right eekay: liker no way he did that alone ErfBundy: i just was never a great fan is all ErfBundy: he had to of eekay: i think ill be watching him more when hes back on twitch ErfBundy: you think he will be back? eekay: it will probably be years but its inevitable i tihnk eekay: he was never officiall permabanned hes just in lawyer hell over some contract ErfBundy: yeah true Joguitaro: moonstone renewer is like broken now i guess ErfBundy: i saw that ErfBundy: its kinda funny ErfBundy: seeing a sup item go to stupid good during this tank meta eekay: you guys ever think how its extremely likely that youve been doing something and there was a spider crawling around on you eekay: at some point in your life ErfBundy: youre never like more than eight feet away from one eekay: yeah sounds right ErfBundy: like thats an actual fact ErfBundy: spiders are eeverywhere Joguitaro: nah im wearing sunfire cape. they all dead ErfBundy: taht makes sense actually ErfBundy: just build sunfire lol eekay: lol ErfBundy: bro close up tyler eating a banana Joguitaro: so funny ErfBundy: honeslty lmoa Joguitaro: i like the close up cam ErfBundy: for real thats funny eekay: nanacam eekay: also xqc's stream was fucking great when he was playing leg today eekay: people kept telling him to shut up so he said he would not speak for 2 minutes if he got a 100 dollar dono ErfBundy: lmao eekay: people kept donating 100 and he was completely silent for like 30 straight minutes eekay: it was great ErfBundy: bro wtf thats amazing eekay: best content hes made in a while eekay: then he went to vaslorant and i almost instantly entered a coma ErfBundy: xqc kinda gone down the shitter ErfBundy: i dont like his content that much eekay: compared to when?? ErfBundy: i misspoke eekay: do you just not like him or are you saying his shits gotten worse ErfBundy: i never liked his content lol eekay: eh hes alright eekay: he rants a bit too much ErfBundy: i feel like his content isnt as good tho eekay: thinks hes real woke Joguitaro: react andy ErfBundy: yeah ErfBundy: he acts like hes the shit all the time lol eekay: i used to unironically like the reac tcontent but i cant get behind it anymore ErfBundy: yeah ErfBundy: its fine to do every so often ErfBundy: but like ErfBundy: everyday eekay: tbh i used to like watching the youtube vids of streamers more than the stream eekay: nowadays i like watching live ErfBundy: well youtube clips are almost always better causae its constant good content ErfBundy: and live is more downtime ErfBundy: but i think lives are better overall ErfBundy: being there just feels good eekay: yeah exactly eekay: you there for all of it not just the WOOOAHHH AMAZING CONTENT THIS IS GREAT eekay: it makes those moments feel cooler when you sat through the rest ErfBundy: yeah lmoa
Xylotile: Ok gimme 4 mins eekay: get here before ap Xylotile: eekay: band Xylotile: CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/jeffrey-epstein-jeffrey-epstein-leaving-walking-away-gif-19131265 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/epstein-tongue-out-tongue-gif-14837371 Xylotile: ap when he sees a child CaMelon: https://youtu.be/PeGMzQ1bRyo CaMelon: 3:37 Xylotile: ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/truffle-butter-gif-9417043 eekay: CaMelon: eekay: fhdfg eekay: h eekay: dfgh eekay: d eekay: h eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: gh eekay: h eekay: h eekay: h eekay: h eekay: h eekay: h ErfBundy: eekay: g eekay: g eekay: g eekay: g eekay: g eekay: g eekay: g eekay: g eekay: g eekay: g eekay: g eekay: gg eekay: g ErfBundy: eekay: 4dfd44d4d4d4 eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f eekay: f ErfBundy: eekay: ErfBundy: eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d eekay: d CaMelon: https://youtu.be/dLmszhDOkBE ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/o89kOyYAaeU ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/oUf2qZRcpo0 ASlowFatHorsey: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS82Gq7u8zfcnQXH6OF0TXw CaMelon: https://youtu.be/gn9wSdwNues CaMelon: https://youtu.be/m64JECsQaiQ Xylotile: ErfBundy: Lol eekay: sdfgsdfg eekay: s eekay: s eekay: s eekay: s eekay: ss eekay: s eekay: s eekay: s eekay: s eekay: s eekay: ss eekay: s eekay: s eekay: s eekay: s eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey when did we start climbing regularly eekay: was it during senior year or the summer after eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Last summer when it really stated taking off i think eekay: yeah i think so eekay: so ive been climbing regularly for a bit under 2 years? CaMelon: Respect keep up the grind Xylotile: Changed the channel icon. eekay: ty bro eekay: also can you please change that
eekay: how did you do that Xylotile: Idk I just took that route Xylotile: I clicked on defend the caravan, but I regretted it as soon as the spider dude two tapped the human eekay: are you stupid eekay: wait are you trying to do an evil run Xylotile: No eekay: then why defend the caravan Xylotile: I’m just trying to get there the fastest and didn’t want to blow my cover Xylotile: I went back tho Joguitaro: nice evil playthrough Xylotile: I went back Xylotile: I’m attacking the caravan Joguitaro: gonna kick a bunch of babies next? Xylotile: If they’re your babies yes Xylotile: Am I on the path to act 2? Which way did you guys take eekay: you are in act two man holy shit eekay: read the words on the screen Xylotile: Ok man Joguitaro: yeah no wonder this guy needs to take another english class Xylotile: It doesn’t say act 2 you retard Xylotile: “Congrats traveler, you have advanced in the game baulder’s gate 3 and have reached act 2” Xylotile: I must have missed that dialog option eekay: doesnt it basically say that eekay: like it gives you a point of no return message Xylotile: Did you take the same path eekay: did you use the mountain pass? Xylotile: Yes it says make sure to tie up loose ends eekay: seems like a clue Xylotile: Which I figured was act 2 Xylotile: You are stupid eekay: no ur right eekay: u dont need to pay more attnetion eekay: keep skipping every dialogue then googling how to progress Xylotile: I’ve never googled how to progress idiot Xylotile: I’ve only googled what act it takes place in cuz the game is stupid as fuck and doesn’t tell you what act it’s in Xylotile: Oklo 25% today wtf eekay: wow eekay: oklo giveth and oklo taketh away Xylotile: I’m up $300 today Xylotile: Rnt eekay: just on oklo? Xylotile: Yeah eekay: large eekay: i might finish my next promos at ap's rank after the performance this split Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Jefferson kids got computers wtffff eekay: when next split again Xylotile: Oop Xylotile: I think the 10th Joguitaro: any gamers?? Xylotile: Jan 6 I believe Xylotile: No gamers Joguitaro: grrrr Xylotile: Play ranked Xylotile: Everything good happens when we leave school Xylotile: So dumb eekay: What good thing happened? Xylotile: All the kids in Jefferson got laptops to take home eekay: well weve been out of jefferson much longer than we were in it so eekay: are you gonna be mad in 100 years when the jefferson kids get the newest cybernetic brain upgrade chips Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-snapchat-snapchat-elon-musk-snapchat-musk-snapchat-elon-gif-2087071055932558629 eekay: eekay: is this a porn star eekay: does anybody recognize Xylotile: Amy Adam’s kinda eekay: no Xylotile: Where did you find her eekay: random imgur link in twitch chat Xylotile: Weird Xylotile: Game Joguitaro: okkk Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-gif-15386969990880608301
ASlowFatHorsey: But it is a senna lol ErfBundy: lmao ErfBundy: senna adc kinda doody rn ErfBundy: support isnt bad ErfBundy: q slow is obnoxious ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Had to do it afterthey nerfed frostfire for her many times ErfBundy: for real ErfBundy: facing her and cait in a lane is not fun tho ErfBundy: you just have to pray you make first item before her and beat her ASlowFatHorsey: That sounds pretty shit ngl ASlowFatHorsey: Never play the game kinda lane ErfBundy: its been a really common lane for some reason ive noticed CaMelon: https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=J%C3%89LL%C3%9D ErfBundy: smurfing with singed niceee ASlowFatHorsey: Is crown good on singed? ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ErfBundy: yeah its kinda nutty lol ASlowFatHorsey: It seems like it wouldnt be CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey yes i build it first ErfBundy: the damage he can put out is kinda crazy ASlowFatHorsey: Its just for a meele champ u get autoed once and the passive is usless ErfBundy: lol CaMelon: singed is melee champ ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah thats what im sayin ASlowFatHorsey: Ig the stats are kinda crazy good CaMelon: the dmg reduction is super good against fed adc Xylotile: why isnt crown nerfed yet ErfBundy: for real Xylotile: bullshit item CaMelon: I can walk up to them without getting 1 shot ErfBundy: it is a kinda crazy item ErfBundy: lol CaMelon: and kil them ASlowFatHorsey: Hmm true it does last a couple secs ASlowFatHorsey: And if singed is on ur screen longer than a couple sec the singed is inting ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah i can see it ErfBundy: i feel like singed is doing pretty decent as a champ rn ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah the ulti buff he got was pretty nice CaMelon: didnt know that was a thinng ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah is ult apples grievous wounds now CaMelon: wow ErfBundy: i just had the biggest nail biter omg ErfBundy: fighting against an 18 kayle and a fed diana was not fun but we pulled it off boys ErfBundy: kindred r to keep us alive to hit fountain was crazy eekay: lol nice eekay: how many placements lefrt CaMelon: 1 more for me eekay: holy fuck i just remembered my dream eekay: i was at somekind of event eekay: and the guy from all gas no brakes comes up to me eekay: and asks me why i have a boner eekay: and puts the mic in my face CaMelon: Why is there no brakes he will crash Xylotile: the animations for the new pokemon game look terrible eekay: "yeah ek you should try the v8 you can game on that" eekay: eekay: CaMelon: Pour chalk in wound CaMelon: Instant heal Xylotile: @eekay They’re not worse than mine ASlowFatHorsey: Do u need a pacifier, bib, mobile, cradel? ASlowFatHorsey: Yes just CaMelon: ASlowFatHorsey: Ezaculons eekay: It will go though eekay: Gonna skip Thursday and send on saturday eekay: Brutal for skin though Xylotile: Xylotile: Looks like we going online lads
CaMelon: I think the only class I almost fell asleep in was consumer Ed CaMelon: Light snooze during those videos Xylotile: Oh I also fell asleep during consumer Ed Xylotile: @eekay u remember that? Xylotile: It didn’t help that I was in the front of the room eekay: lol yup Xylotile: Were you the one playing with a ball Xylotile: And it rolled to the front of the room eekay: lol eekay: it was a cue ball from the eiu lanes pool table eekay: it rolled out of my hand and i called corner pocket eekay: @jakecrewa jc remember that one Joguitaro: any1 wgmn? CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/touch-grass-gif-22121239 eekay: i would like to gaming ASlowFatHorsey: I can play 1 but its has to be within the next 10 min Joguitaro: we should do some of the gaming Joguitaro: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile assemble Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Xylotile: Cant Joguitaro: beta eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ErfBundy: bro if twitch gives me one more ad in spanish Joguitaro: when wgmn eekay: i get macbook ads in spanish eekay: but thats the only one eekay: or chromebook i mean ErfBundy: i be getting turbo tax spanish ads all the time eekay: lol ErfBundy: maybe its cause i got it in my blood and they trying to bring it out of me eekay: there is working twitch adblockers no eekay: now ErfBundy: interesting eekay: takes some hunting but i found one ErfBundy: i dont really care though ErfBundy: ads give that support without me subbing ErfBundy: so pogchamp eekay: i despise the new ads ErfBundy: yeah the new ads kinda blow eekay: becuase they just go automatically eekay: can get one at any time so u can miss shit eekay: cringe as af ErfBundy: for real and just play like 9 in a row eekay: lol yeah eekay: who came up with that number eekay: 9 fucking ads eekay: thats like up to 3 minutes ErfBundy: i think its usually like 6 or 7 ErfBundy: still too many tho eekay: usually 5-8 for me but eekay: havent seen one in months ErfBundy: yeah eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @Definitely_Not_Taylor Joguitaro: when wgmn CaMelon: This computer is shared with others including parents. This is a parent speaking to you now. Not sure what this group is up to. I have told my son that role playing games are absolutely forbidden in our household. We do not mind him having online friendships with local people that he knows for legitimate purposes. We do not, however like individuals shrouding themselves in secrecy, fake screen names and avatars for nefarious purposes. Perhaps this is an innocent group. But, we expect transparency in our son's friendships and acquaintances. If you would like to identify yourself now and let me know what your purpose for this platform is this is fine. You are welcome to do so.
ASlowFatHorsey: ur gonna really want like actually hiking shoes bruv ASlowFatHorsey: if ur doing pct ASlowFatHorsey: ik that aint ur deal but ASlowFatHorsey: u absolutely need it for 2600 miles ASlowFatHorsey: anda bunch of planning is also required too eekay: lol i would not do it in the vans ASlowFatHorsey: yea u say that but i would totally see u try to do something like that lol FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/uEopncZwig2.gif ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: ^ ASlowFatHorsey: mbmb Xylotile: @eekay if you do the pct you gotta be careful for the small centipedes eekay: lol eekay: not the big ones theyre harmless eekay: https://tenor.com/view/leto-ii-atreides-worm-god-dune-children-of-dune-gif-26669099 ASlowFatHorsey: he will be the knower of our ways without being taught ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-part-2-stilgar-fremen-disbelief-gif-17405899726704623697 ASlowFatHorsey: ek knowing about the small centipedes eekay: lol eekay: and he will know the beta to your project as if he as already sent it ASlowFatHorsey: lol Xylotile: I don’t remember my forearms being this sore last time FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/c9cYmV4OUWw.gif Xylotile: This shit hurts eekay: lololol Xylotile: 😦 eekay: frigbased eekay: how ur forearms sore though eekay: you had 5 attempts in an hour and sent nothing Xylotile: Ok Xylotile: I swear YouTube tracks when you’re paying attention or not. I always get a 4 minute ad when I’m not paying attention eekay: some kind of bias there Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-crooner-cigar-tim-gif-3424192575549574670 eekay: i fell on my ass skating today eekay: cuase it was wet eekay: looks like ive been spanked Xylotile: Scraped? Xylotile: Ur bruise eekay: scrape Xylotile: Why does google think my account is in India Xylotile: I keep getting price results in Indian currency Xylotile: And yt shorts in hindi eekay: idk why that happens eekay: maybe u got hacked by someone in india and its using that Xylotile: eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ErfBundy: When are y’all spring break? Xylotile: This past week eekay: the 18th ASlowFatHorsey: Mine is this comin week ASlowFatHorsey: Just started eekay: the deepstate is staggering the spring breaks to oppress us eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey chill with the fucking pawns dog ASlowFatHorsey: Ight eekay: ....................................................... ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Ty eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: U did this to urself mang ASlowFatHorsey: I didn’t make it ranked eekay: wow i have problems in my brain ASlowFatHorsey: Huh eekay: i actually thought in my head "yeah ill just trade my bishop with his bishop then take his knight with that bishop so his pawns are bad"
eekay: ill pass ErfBundy: That’s brain rot to the max ErfBundy: I’m gonna screenshot that and show every women you talk to ASlowFatHorsey: lol on that goon chamber grind ever since he met shadowheart in game eekay: good eekay: causet he only women i will ever talk to is hadowheart ErfBundy: It’s scary because he’s not joking ErfBundy: Your girl is getting fucked by Spanish dick bro ErfBundy: Scary times eekay: lol ErfBundy: Conquistador mindset from that guy ErfBundy: Gonna fuck you next eekay: 🥺 eekay: pleading emoji doesnt look horny anymore eekay: i meant it in a horny way ErfBundy: 😏 eekay: sure ErfBundy: 🤤 ErfBundy: Maybe I should just read I got a bunch of books to get through ErfBundy: Fuck gaming I’ll just read books Joguitaro: Gigachad Xylotile: yesss Xylotile: books are so good eekay: just dont read philosophy Xylotile: tiggy wouldnt know anything about that Xylotile: he doesnt read Xylotile: yeah you should read some edgy, cringy scifi book made for early high schoolers Xylotile: !! eekay: better than philosophy Xylotile: sure ErfBundy: Reading blood meridian Joguitaro: Philosophy a sham fr fr eekay: ^ eekay: mindkilling brain parasite eekay: might as well read the bible ErfBundy: I got a bunch of Cormac McCarthy books Joguitaro: Tadpole behavior fr ErfBundy: I also got that new book by the guy who wrote the Martian ErfBundy: Project Hail Mary I heard it was decent Xylotile: What’s it about Xylotile: We read the Martian in class. I think my teacher said the only two unrealistic things from the book is the storm magnitude and something else Xylotile: The rest is possible eekay: the radiation Xylotile: Nice google eekay: yup eekay: https://the-martian.fandom.com/wiki/Scientific_Inaccuracies Xylotile: i cant believe matt damon went to mars for the movie Xylotile: insane dedication eekay: i cant beleive it got nominated under comedy Xylotile: wait actually eekay: lol yeah Xylotile: lol Xylotile: guys remember when ap spoiled that shadowheart is bad Xylotile: fucking dickhead Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey call? 🙂 Xylotile: @eekay ? Xylotile: wanna check out my shit eekay: no thanks Xylotile: Xylotile: i thought this was a mammoth until rn eekay: https://tenor.com/view/teenage-mammoths-ice-age-gif-11987895850714277230 eekay: sheesh.. Xylotile: do you see it eekay: lol yeah Xylotile: this voss dude is a dick eekay: oh him eekay: yeah i never went there lol eekay: skipped a large part of act 1 i think Xylotile: tiktoked eekay: tru ASlowFatHorsey: imayine taking the mountain pass ASlowFatHorsey: L eekay: no i mena i never talked to the gith in act one eekay: enver even saw them ASlowFatHorsey: u just left her there eekay: yeah her and the rest of the gith ASlowFatHorsey: there wasnt a lot eekay: never went into the burning house which is apparently part of the whole ||duke ravengard|| plotline
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/pjmhobi-gif-25434487 eekay: !dallev shaquille o'neal gollum FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-duWyvd23MXHM96a1o914nAPA.png?st=2024-10-19T01%3A21%3A55Z&se=2024-10-19T03%3A21%3A55Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-10-18T18%3A27%3A11Z&ske=2024-10-19T18%3A27%3A11Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=LYxo%2BjgQZXXoSsQwjLTt04izuRF39f9k/njFpJ6zT2c%3D eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: business gollum ASlowFatHorsey: Ring got 100x bigger for his paddlers ASlowFatHorsey: Or just a cock ring eekay: !dallev gollum from the lord of the rings in a business environment getting things done FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-butyPG6d28ddpP1qketqFdY1.png?st=2024-10-19T01%3A23%3A23Z&se=2024-10-19T03%3A23%3A23Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-10-18T18%3A28%3A00Z&ske=2024-10-19T18%3A28%3A00Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=KDN5A5THtTJfuD7AjACTJm5yxo37sK%2BxX6QQ1frOjFY%3D
Xylotile: Stuffing’s mid eekay: Yup ASlowFatHorsey: ignorant lil pups u remain ASlowFatHorsey: that seems pretty good eekay: Damn that's a good price without the sale eekay: Monitors so cheap these days Joguitaro: Stuffing. More like shitting ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/handing-out-take-this-ls-gif-11483404 ASlowFatHorsey: more for u guys eekay: Is there a Thanksgiving food u don't like ASlowFatHorsey: hm ASlowFatHorsey: ham Xylotile: Yeah I paid $300someying for my 165hz 1440p 27inch Xylotile: It’s prolly low 200s now Xylotile: We didn’t have Mac and cheese Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-1182720488497099882 Xylotile: eekay: Arcane into league is a recipe for disappointment Xylotile: Rizzappointment? eekay: I don't like ur messages today Xylotile: What was your typo Xylotile: I forgot Xylotile: eekay: That one guy at wingstop eekay: He was so mad Xylotile: lol this was in 2018 oopsie hehe Joguitaro: lol Joguitaro: he was in fact Joguitaro: not reformed Joguitaro: damn new viktor looks sick eekay: I knew that skin would be cool Joguitaro: reworked ult is cool too eekay: Oh what it do eekay: Does it take u back in time to the enemy mid laners childhood eekay: To attempt to rewrite their mistakes Joguitaro: extends and grows in size when it gets a kill or assist or something Joguitaro: that too yeah eekay: Cool Joguitaro: can we play leg 2nite? 🙂 ASlowFatHorsey: Not me Xylotile: Hehe Xylotile: They done twinkified viktor Joguitaro: man i just hate ap Xylotile: Yeah FUCK Ap Xylotile: Joguitaro: lol eekay: Me neither game Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-23518284 Xylotile: Why u no game Egay Xylotile: More bbc for us Taylor eekay: Bg3 Joguitaro: man i just hate ek Joguitaro: who's with me Xylotile: Bro are u fr Xylotile: ME ME ME Joguitaro: can we trade ek for cameron Xylotile: Trueeee Xylotile: Ap + Egay < camelon Joguitaro: trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eekay: Ugh eekay: I might ok eekay: I'll check my schedule Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/watch-out-adam-family-gif-22762196 Xylotile: What are you guys eating 🙂 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/the0ki-d-ghost-ghostie-sad-cute-gif-25536920 Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: Like I said biches I am afk ASlowFatHorsey: If u want him so bad why don’t u add him back
Xylotile: you get quest drops like 80% of the time Xylotile: and bosses dont respawn every 15 minutes Xylotile: which is fucking insane that happens in classic btw eekay: its 5 at most Xylotile: no its not eekay: tbh im hesitant to start another wow arc becuase im sure xylotile will be bored soon Xylotile: ok stfu dumbass Xylotile: im literally playing before you guys Xylotile: im the one trying to convince you guys to play eekay: actuyal real reason eekay: you are the one who asked me to climb thursday.. Joguitaro: i think cata would be way better pacing Xylotile: every wow arc was not started by me Xylotile: this time it was me Xylotile: because im bored of climbing? Xylotile: i just dont like it man Xylotile: so much better Joguitaro: i made my character 🙂 Xylotile: im kinda locked in during questing eekay: Yeah I know Xylotile: whats ur name Joguitaro: Daryll eekay: But you are constantly saying let's do x then saying you don't want to Xylotile: lol im down for twd names eekay: You said play league last night then complained when we chose leg eekay: It's annoying just think before speak Xylotile: why are you so tilted man Xylotile: im the second most down to play hc eekay: Ur a tilting pwrson Xylotile: im not the reason why the arc is over Xylotile: thats just a skill issue Joguitaro: i think it is literally just not feasible to play classic when ap goes to bed at 8pm Xylotile: yeah i agree thats a very good point Xylotile: probably why we're not having fun considering we level up every 3 days Joguitaro: literally a world record slowrun ASlowFatHorsey: 9pm ASlowFatHorsey: And get a job then come back to me Xylotile: dude we're not flaming you Xylotile: you just cant play ASlowFatHorsey: Sounds like it Xylotile: ok saying ap goes to bed at 8pm does sound flamy Joguitaro: lol my gf gets up at 5am and goes to bed at like 11 Joguitaro: be more like her ASlowFatHorsey: Yea sorry I’ll be more stupid Joguitaro: i was exaggerating a lil bit tehe Xylotile: 6 hours of sleep? yikes Xylotile: yeah thats stupid as fuck Joguitaro: she goes bed at 10 sometimes Xylotile: i hate people who brag about sleeping 6 hours or less, like bro just say you cant manage your time Joguitaro: she takes naps though Xylotile: not saying ur gf is bragging Joguitaro: either way not flaming Joguitaro: but we can't play when you go to bed early Xylotile: i think cata pacing would fit ap's schedule so much better ASlowFatHorsey: I mean u guys could play but I see your point Joguitaro: no we can't Xylotile: i wouldnt want to Joguitaro: i constantly got flamed anytime i went and just leveled by myself Xylotile: cuz we just hate u Joguitaro: 😦 Xylotile: jk tehe ASlowFatHorsey: But u could still do it ASlowFatHorsey: But yea Joguitaro: also if we get like 5 levels ahead of you you won't wanna play as much Xylotile: 5 levels is like two weeks of gamepaly Joguitaro: or it would be boring for us cause we have to hold your hand the whole time Xylotile: plus Xylotile: mos is coming out next month Joguitaro: mop Xylotile: we'll def be level 85 ny then
Xylotile: not you specifically Xylotile: just in general ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon y you always do not disturb mode? Xylotile: he dont want to be disturbed Xylotile: how do you guys hold ur mouse eekay: velociraptor grip eekay: palm off Xylotile: do yall rest your hands on it? eekay: only fingertips Xylotile: actually? eekay: ja Xylotile: ive noticed that ive changed grips Xylotile: all but for gaming Xylotile: i used to rest my entire hand with my fingers on the mouse Xylotile: now my fingertips and palm are the only things touching the mouse Xylotile: and i use my middle finger to scroll Xylotile: im adapting and evolving eekay: i use middle for scroll and right click Xylotile: i do to for gaming CaMelon: Thumb on left click pointer finger on right the rest grip the right side of the mouse CaMelon: Jkjk eekay: lol eekay: btw eekay: syndra straight up unbalacned Xylotile: her r? eekay: all eekay: the champ Xylotile: cemb cemb Xylotile: we still on for jackbox? CaMelon: Yes Xylotile: we can do another game too Xylotile: just throwing some options Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ??? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ???@ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ??? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ??? ErfBundy: I wanna do jack box Xylotile: @jakecrewa u got discord notifications on right Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/yell-jake-gopher-gif-14033203 ErfBundy: I’ll do jackbox or among us ErfBundy: I’m not league gaming jakecrewa: Nah Xylotile: u dont? Xylotile: everytime someone types in the chat u see that ur on mobile Xylotile: exposed :awesome: eekay: 😎 eekay: Xylotile: is that a russian song ASlowFatHorsey: lol those eye brows eekay: its polish Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey so u respond to that Xylotile: but not to my message ab gaming Xylotile: bruh eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXxUPo9tRao&ab_channel=TheStupidWaffle ASlowFatHorsey: i just saw it chill Xylotile: w/e man Xylotile: @CaMelon kick this fool ASlowFatHorsey: ? ASlowFatHorsey: id game on leg and ehh jac in the box ASlowFatHorsey: k mom Xylotile: maybe a couple games of jackbox? we can do quiplash Xylotile: erfbundy no wanna play leg ASlowFatHorsey: ehhhhhhhh ASlowFatHorsey: k you guys play without me for quip then Xylotile: the more people the better for ql ASlowFatHorsey: u can still get 7 pep w/o me CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey beta Xylotile: huh? we only got 5 without you lol Xylotile: wym ASlowFatHorsey: jk 6 counted taylor twice ASlowFatHorsey: u, t, j, e, c, g Xylotile: jakecrewa aint playing CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey why not play ASlowFatHorsey: just dont feel like playin that game rather play somethin else but it seems you wanna play that so im not gon stop u obvi
ASlowFatHorsey: and u dont shit in a tent u tard eekay: humans wer camping for about the frsit 10000 years Xylotile: yeah and a lot of them died lol ASlowFatHorsey: there are bathrooms or the good old outdoors eekay: we're not amish eekay: we have phones Xylotile: Would you guys actually consider ging camping tho? Xylotile: for like a week or a couple days eekay: lol yes ASlowFatHorsey: camping yes eekay: its not outer space ASlowFatHorsey: i would def be down Xylotile: like not just outside of someone's house Xylotile: at Yosemite or sum ASlowFatHorsey: what are u scared of sea bears CaMelon: @Xylotile what ever happened to wanting to live like moana? 🤔 eekay: lol eekay: true Xylotile: they dont have bears there bro Xylotile: its an island Xylotile: Ur saying its impossible for a bear to come and maul all of our asses ASlowFatHorsey: just dont bring ur sombraro and ull be good eekay: nobody said that eekay: but its extremely unlikely ASlowFatHorsey: or cubed cheese Xylotile: AP lol eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: clown shoes Xylotile: That’s a good one Xylotile: Fuck it I’m down to go camping in a tent for like 3-4 days ASlowFatHorsey: 7 days eekay: then u drivin yourself home ASlowFatHorsey: fuckin cleanse Xylotile: How long bro Xylotile: No shot I’m spending an entire week Xylotile: Living like an animal eekay: becuase its about 6 hours drive to any climbing place worth camping at ASlowFatHorsey: weakest mental NA Xylotile: Yeah I can drive Xylotile: My parents have a huge ass truck Xylotile: We can fit all the shit in the back Xylotile: They wouldn’t care if I used it Xylotile: Like even if we bring 4-5 tents, it will fit eekay: i think kentucky would be a good bet if we climbin ASlowFatHorsey: bruh im not leaving after 7 day Xylotile: Kentucky? Xylotile: Is there a national park there or something ASlowFatHorsey: we could go to mamoth caves ASlowFatHorsey: and live in a cave eekay: yeah xylotile might have to be worried goin that far south Xylotile: Lol eekay: kentucky has a lot of good climbing Xylotile: Idk why but I’ve always wanted to go swimming in a lake that’s completely clear Xylotile: The ones you see in the resorts and shit Xylotile: If we could find a park that has those Xylotile: I’m down to go ASlowFatHorsey: those dont exist anymore Xylotile: We going climbing or hiking eekay: idk i dont want to go to some place with 500 spots to camp in and wifi eekay: if im camping i want it to be a little bit scuffed ASlowFatHorsey: fax ASlowFatHorsey: just bring ur house ASlowFatHorsey: uhhh guys wHerE do i PuT mY Pc eekay: any official park with a crystal lake instagram magnet is going to be cringy ASlowFatHorsey: basically cochella with water ASlowFatHorsey: mega cringe Xylotile: bruh who cares of its cringe Xylotile: i just wanna swim man eekay: i do ASlowFatHorsey: i do Xylotile: Xylotile: im talkign about these eekay: yeah i understand what youre describing Xylotile: would be so cool to swim in
Xylotile: lol eekay: ??? Xylotile: Ap is drunk again ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile baiting once again Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/do-you-want-to-play-lets-play-nms-lets-play-no-mans-sky-gif-22956381 Xylotile: @eekay eekay: yeah man so true Xylotile: egay have u watched lalaland eekay: yes a few times Xylotile: ?/10? ASlowFatHorsey: 6 eekay: ~7 Xylotile: is Gpto worth it eekay: 7 the first time 6 the second Xylotile: gpt4o eekay: its dumber than dpt4 Xylotile: is 4 a lot better than 3.5 eekay: yes much eekay: 4o is just faster and supposedly the images are better Xylotile: hmm Xylotile: why you say its dummer eekay: from using it ASlowFatHorsey: so ASlowFatHorsey: no reason eekay: it just makes more recognizable mistakes than 4 eekay: yea im just confabulating ASlowFatHorsey: 😳 ASlowFatHorsey: dont have to tell me twice Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: wtf Xylotile: I did not ping you lol eekay: if you ping me one more fucking time today Xylotile: Dude I didn’t Xylotile: I switched from pc to mobile Xylotile: I just got on and saw the pings eekay: you will pay for your lies Xylotile: When you moving back w yo mama eekay: the 20th or soon after Xylotile: The only time I’ve had to clean after moving out was my freshman year Xylotile: I’ve always left before jc and my other roommate Xylotile: They end up cleaning for like 4+ hours eekay: yeah it will be a fucking nightmare for me Xylotile: Gotta clean up to cockroaches Xylotile: Roaches with cocks to be specific eekay: are you high Xylotile: No lol Xylotile: What makes you say that ASlowFatHorsey: Yea eekay: ur acting weird ASlowFatHorsey: Hes high Xylotile: Wrong Xylotile: I couldn’t bring anything to Charleston ASlowFatHorsey: Exactly what a high person would say Xylotile: Exactly what drunk ap would say Xylotile: Are you at your mommas Ap ASlowFatHorsey: Nah ASlowFatHorsey: Me champaign ASlowFatHorsey: I could come down thurs Xylotile: Yes yes yes Xylotile: Or we can come up ErfBundy: Come say hi AP ASlowFatHorsey: I could cum Xylotile: Friday?? eekay: me and ap ahve plans friday eekay: 😈 eekay: (gay) Xylotile: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Also ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t think could do Friday ASlowFatHorsey: Ek Xylotile: LOL Xylotile: deserved ASlowFatHorsey: Tehe Xylotile: What about thurs eekay: holy fuck man eekay: randomly generated schedule every dayw hen u wake up Xylotile: I can’t do sat if we wanna do irl ASlowFatHorsey: I forgot about some shiz I had to do ASlowFatHorsey: And I said it was a possibility ASlowFatHorsey: Not a done deal eekay: true eekay: weekend then? ASlowFatHorsey: Mission cemb cemb
eekay: tbh i know im just a gold shitter instead of a silver shitter but eekay: rankingup is big dopamine Joguitaro: Uh oh I think my internet just shit itself too eekay: O.O eekay: how many fingers am i holding up Joguitaro: lol Joguitaro: At least 13 eekay: 😮 Joguitaro: Ope internet back up baby eekay: ✋ ✋ 🖕 🖕 🖕 Joguitaro: internet literally just had to take a shit Joguitaro: but it back now eekay: internet left for milk 😔 Joguitaro: imagine playing valorant Joguitaro: couldnt be me Joguitaro: just click on peoples heads eekay: i heard valorant make your toenails fall off Joguitaro: and your spleen explode Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. eekay: haha oopsies guys Xylotile: No one wants to talk to me 😦 eekay: you wited till i left eekay: stupid retard Xylotile: I’m just lonely Joguitaro: XD Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. eekay: you deserve to be lonely Xylotile: Suck me piner Xylotile: Loser Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. Xylotile: Oops mis luck eekay: im down 5 pounds eekay: more than i expected Joguitaro: Goals eekay: 🙏 🙏 🙏 Joguitaro: Any 1 wanta gamer? eekay: ima eat a birthday cake to celebrate my progress but then im down Joguitaro: Epic Joguitaro: Cheat day eekay: gimme like 15 or 20 Joguitaro: For how much weight you’ve lost eekay: lol true eekay: gonna eat 5 pounds birthday cake Joguitaro: Can we get a before and after pic??? eekay: i dont have a before and i doubt you could tell if i did Joguitaro: Joguitaro: Before Joguitaro: Joguitaro: After eekay: YOU can ahve this progress too with this AMAZING new diet plan eekay: just stop eating! ™️ Joguitaro: eekay: lol Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey gamer? Joguitaro: @Xylotile gamings? Xylotile: No Xylotile: I’m in Champaign rn eekay: not relevant Joguitaro: Imagine being in Champaign Xylotile: I’m telling you why I can’t game Xylotile: Wym not relevant Xylotile: Nice one libtard eekay: eekay: what eekay: why red name Joguitaro: your team is gonna be an enemy Joguitaro: this is a warning sign eekay: am i imposter 😳 Joguitaro: dodge now or forever say goodbye to lp Joguitaro: kinda sus ngl eekay: what in the fuq eekay: eekay: very perplexing team comp Joguitaro: gamer moment Joguitaro: im going to make my return to the ranked grind eekay: 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 eekay: yes dude eekay: the grind is tough but satisfying eekay: like a well done steak eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey you mind if skatyler climbs with us? Joguitaro: any1 wanna game Joguitaro: ?? Joguitaro: @everyone eekay: down if 4 or 5man Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey u alive man?
Xylotile: Also I did like 3 weeks of maintenance calories throughout the months eekay: was this oging somewhere eekay: becuase there will also bbe some error in whatever you think is your maintenance calories Xylotile: That’s shows 2800 calories is what my maintenance is around eekay: oh and then you added cardio and started losing 1.6 per week eekay: ? Xylotile: Cardio and 500 calories deficit yes eekay: uhh eekay: pretty wide error bars there Xylotile: Wym? eekay: you're saying that shows 2800 is your maintenance? Xylotile: I’m saying not doing cardio and eating at 2800 causing no weight gain for two weeks shows it ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/lightning-in-a-bottle-key-and-peele-you-still-on-that-jordan-peele-gif-17052603 Xylotile: lol Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey did you hear about HPMV Xylotile: New Covid ASlowFatHorsey: Another strain? Xylotile: No it’s cold like symptoms tho ASlowFatHorsey: Well ASlowFatHorsey: Shit ASlowFatHorsey: Hopefully it isn’t as bananas Xylotile: It started in china again and it’s making its way here ASlowFatHorsey: This is confirmed? Xylotile: Well sorry not started but it’s been spreading fast in china eekay: Any body else discord bricked ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/itysl-i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-ghost-tour-not-trying-to-be-funny-gif-26955176 eekay: Yeah it's just blank eekay: Purple square ASlowFatHorsey: Jk I just wanted to use the jif eekay: I figured ASlowFatHorsey: Figure dez eekay: But yeah that's besides the point the point is that I just saved every single person in the iron throne first try on honor mode eekay: Without using 1 potion of speed ASlowFatHorsey: Bardic inspiration broken ASlowFatHorsey: Also (3rd playthrough) eekay: Didn't use bardic inspiration lol ASlowFatHorsey: It was a Bard smthn eekay: i mean i used haste spell on gale and karkar eekay: but no bardic shit ASlowFatHorsey: Well u def inspired dez to be on ur chin so what else could it be eekay: https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-19787475173016375 ASlowFatHorsey: Mad cuz true eekay: viconia fight oh jeez oh man Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/survive-robert-downey-jr-tropic-thunder-kirk-lazarus-gif-3451974 Joguitaro: Darkness spam incoming eekay: https://tenor.com/view/cant-see-shit-gif-10340128 eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/karlach-baldur%27s-gate-3-bg3-love-of-my-life-karlach-bg3-gif-9106713513460223476 eekay: it was totally chill lol eekay: there is nothing on gods greene arth that cant be one shot by hasted gale ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073
ASlowFatHorsey: not hungery people eekay: yeah the spawn need blood samew way dying people do ASlowFatHorsey: not really ASlowFatHorsey: they were fine for several thousand years without eating ASlowFatHorsey: they were just hungry eekay: what ASlowFatHorsey: the guys in the cages were there for a hella long time with no food right? ASlowFatHorsey: im almost certain eekay: oh true good point eekay: so they dont need to feed at all and there is no burden on society of releasing them ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: if they could withstand their extreme near uncrontrollable lust for blood ASlowFatHorsey: sure ASlowFatHorsey: that would be great Xylotile: 3 man legger eekay: then a blood drive is still totally feasible ASlowFatHorsey: i dont thinks o eekay: they dont evne have to suck that often eekay: are you meaning in irl world or bg3 ASlowFatHorsey: the hunger is alyways there ASlowFatHorsey: either eekay: source ASlowFatHorsey: im not saying my logic is infallible im just saying it was a morally gray area ASlowFatHorsey: for me ASlowFatHorsey: and either way seemed to have dire consequences eekay: if you release them cazador's 6 other spawn take them to the underdarka nd astarion tells them to behave ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: thats actually what happens ASlowFatHorsey: i believe you eekay: im just saying that sounds like an alright plan ASlowFatHorsey: what does eekay: taking them all to the underdark inst4ead of hanging around the city like i thought they woudl ASlowFatHorsey: oh they going to underdark? ASlowFatHorsey: hm ASlowFatHorsey: yea i thought they would hang around city too ASlowFatHorsey: womp womp ASlowFatHorsey: maybe should have done it with asterion there eekay: what you killed cazador without astarion ASlowFatHorsey: yea eekay: i mean eekay: probably optimal for the fight eekay: but unacceptable lorewise ASlowFatHorsey: yea perhaps ASlowFatHorsey: i didnt really need optimal tbh eekay: neither did i i first timed it eekay: my build is so crazy brokewn though ASlowFatHorsey: yea same ASlowFatHorsey: they beef u up act 3 ASlowFatHorsey: big big eekay: i can cast 2lvl6 scorching ray and a lvl5 in a single turn ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: literally hit cazador with like 30 scorching rays in one turn eekay: obscene ASlowFatHorsey: jesus eekay: did u use daylight on shadowheart ASlowFatHorsey: for what? eekay: for sunlight debuff? ASlowFatHorsey: oh ASlowFatHorsey: huh ASlowFatHorsey: yea nah eekay: bro ASlowFatHorsey: was a bit overleveled and powered for that fight tbh ASlowFatHorsey: didnt need it like at all ASlowFatHorsey: first timed him eekay: the debuff is huge eekay: i frist timed but wouldnt have without that ASlowFatHorsey: really? ASlowFatHorsey: makes sense eekay: its 20 damage every time he starts in it and he has like disadvantage on everything ASlowFatHorsey: oh wow ASlowFatHorsey: thats pretty good eekay: and he doesnt do his regen thing every turn ASlowFatHorsey: just cast ice storm a few times and all the enemies including mhimself just fell over a bunch and I peleted with spears and arrors
eekay: im running gnome Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546 eekay: i got these boots man need to turn them in ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990 eekay: just breezed the menagerie eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/nervous-scared-hand-shaking-shivering-gif-24524523 eekay: 3 upgrades lol Xylotile: lol Joguitaro: guh eekay: i love not having xylotile lead my dungeon Xylotile: Bro shut up lol Joguitaro: yeah that would be so nice Xylotile: I hate you Joguitaro: bruh i didn't know you could buy these replaced runes as normal spells from a guy in orgrimmar eekay: replaced? Joguitaro: just made my power word fortitude last an hour and can summon a void fiend now Joguitaro: yeah some runes were replaced by others Joguitaro: and the original runes can be bought and used as normal spells Joguitaro: apparently you get deeper wilds, enhanced restoration, and revive as a druid eekay: enhanced restoration you say eekay: whos the guy? Joguitaro: zor lonetree Joguitaro: he in the back of orgy eekay: ill have a word Joguitaro: it will cost you a couple gold Joguitaro: so i hope you aint broke eekay: Joguitaro: i dont even know how you can be that poor Joguitaro: go kill a boar or something man Xylotile: lol so true Xylotile: I offered u some money man Xylotile: Interest free eekay: i know better eekay: eekay: ungoro questline gives me this eekay: ungoro next eekay: eekay: and this for ap Xylotile: Nah eekay: fingers feel ok eekay: @Joguitaro todady? Joguitaro: not today for me Xylotile: whats it called again egay eekay: sod bis list eekay: i just looked up sod and grabbed a few that looked cool Xylotile: Xylotile: the dude in org is goated tf eekay: where is he Xylotile: idk Xylotile: i just saw online Xylotile: eekay: ty Joguitaro: yeah he goated my fortitude doesn't cost my life savings anymore to cast Xylotile: i have the summoning portal now Xylotile: well when i buy it Xylotile: egay u still going climbing? eekay: probably eekay: my upgrades are a bit mid but ince eekay: actually no ill gym @Xylotile Xylotile: cool Xylotile: 4.5? eekay: sure Xylotile: Xylotile: tf eekay: huh eekay: like a chance or something? Xylotile: no clue Xylotile: bro these are my bracers at level 53 Xylotile: ... eekay: lol Xylotile: Xylotile: i was the only guy needing on this Xylotile: huge W eekay: 🥱 got that earlier already replaced it ASlowFatHorsey: glad we are just getting gear and leveling up without me Joguitaro: yeah Joguitaro: bich Joguitaro: its so fun Xylotile: How have u replaced it alert
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cat-league-league-of-legends-meme-league-of-legends-league-aatrox-gif-6832251085903253223 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey || so did you sign the contract with raphael? || eekay: bg3 spoiler Xylotile: the glazing is crazy\ Xylotile: 17k positive reviews in less than 24 hours eekay: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES eekay: STOP THE CLOCK eekay: whats my time eekay: eekay: sex% wr ASlowFatHorsey: NAH ASlowFatHorsey: NICE BRO eekay: that shit was fire ASlowFatHorsey: CONGRATS eekay: THANKS BRO eekay: TOTALLY TAPPED THAT eekay: HAHA ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-muscle-strong-man-gif-5783927 Xylotile: gg Xylotile: speaking of which Xylotile: summer clover has some very complex storylines Xylotile: very good game eekay: it is right eekay: god shadowheart is so hotp ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @eekay was the game hard early on ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz I am struggling ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe my build is shit Xylotile: eekay: lol eekay: yeah it kinda like bad game 3 eekay: mostly gets easier as you go ASlowFatHorsey: yea i am on hardest diff ASlowFatHorsey: its getting better eekay: only reasonable difficulty choice tbh eekay: easy game Xylotile: Ap you just bad at video games mang ASlowFatHorsey: BAIT ASlowFatHorsey: oops ASlowFatHorsey: its fine now ASlowFatHorsey: got me first sniper Xylotile: sooooo why arent we gaming Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro @Joguitaro Xylotile: v Xylotile: 4 man leg Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay Xylotile: @ErfBundy ??? Joguitaro: id game Xylotile: a slow a slo Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: https://tenor.com/view/consider-me-intrigued-snape-stare-well-now-gif-20171065 ASlowFatHorsey: bruh Xylotile: yesss Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey take a break ASlowFatHorsey: mmmm ASlowFatHorsey: y should i
eekay: eekay: then the last panel he says "ek's fault" eekay: lol eekay: eekay: Xylotile: close enough Xylotile: ai moment eekay: eeeeekay. eekay: oh no eekay: Xylotile: 365 lol Xylotile: not a single day off... eekay: yeah thats not right surely Xylotile: cap eekay: i probably also have 20x the chat messages eekay: i use external app for chat and i think it doesnt count ones sent from there eekay: ~900hrs on xqc though eekay: yowza ErfBundy: Mental illness screenshot bro Xylotile: ^^^ Xylotile: whos m0xyy Xylotile: literally never heard of him Xylotile: /her eekay: https://tenor.com/view/thank-god-phew-wipe-sweat-saved-gif-17234389 Xylotile: all the recaps copied spotify smh Xylotile: stella??? eekay: ow player Xylotile: nice Xylotile: fuck stella Xylotile: stupid bitch eekay: whos stella eekay: whats the gif from Xylotile: idk but she's in how i met your mother eekay: oh eekay: ok. ASlowFatHorsey: Watched half the amount of hours in a year ASlowFatHorsey: Legit the entire time he is awake Joguitaro: @eekay alright lets see the twitch recap ASlowFatHorsey: Holy fuck eekay: above Joguitaro: oh lol eekay: lazy fuck eekay: yeah 50% of this year i had a twitch stream open eekay: id like to point out that dsistinction eekay: i was not glued to my screen "watching" twitch for 180 days ASlowFatHorsey: The rest of the time you were sleeping man Joguitaro: ek's computer after watching xqc for half a year Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-18890916 eekay: ok and i put my computer to sleep insteda of shutting down and often leave a stream open sooooo ASlowFatHorsey: 50 percent of the day watch twitch ASlowFatHorsey: Other 50 sleeping ish eekay: no 50% of the year with a tab open ASlowFatHorsey: For 365 days eekay: many of that time is when i am asleep ASlowFatHorsey: Sure man Xylotile: does it tell you what percentile ur in Xylotile: for watch time eekay: it said top 10% for like 5 diff categories ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: everything said 10% i think thats a ca eekay: cap ASlowFatHorsey: not evn top 1 percent smh eekay: i might be in mc yeah eekay: i think it dont tell Xylotile: L Xylotile: i was 0.05% 😎 Xylotile: do you guys study right until the test starts eekay: when else Xylotile: i stop like 20 minutes before lol Xylotile: to relax eekay: i cant take a test unless i have the adrenaline eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hustle-gif-8306521 Xylotile: lol Xylotile: I run on adrenaline when I study Xylotile: Mostly when I realize I didn’t give myself enough time eekay: "realize" Xylotile: But I tweak if I try to study an hour before the test eekay: im studying rn its at 2:45
eekay: this boy stupid as hell eekay: he dont know he lucid dreaming rn Xylotile: my brain was creating perfect replicas of irl Xylotile: it was fun asf eekay: @Xylotile u have an exam wake tf up jakecrewa: Had a dream last night that I had a load of cat hair on my throat and it was because my allergies were wilding with the window open Xylotile: lol rip Xylotile: @eekay stop pinging me retard jakecrewa: Then I realized in the dream why I felt that way and woke up. Op eekay: https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-matrix-powers-gif-9315457 ASlowFatHorsey: Low carbs don’t mean sleepy Xylotile: that was 5 minutes ago Xylotile: let it go jakecrewa: https://tenor.com/view/pills-drugs-medicine-blue-pill-red-pill-gif-12463860 Xylotile: fucktard Xylotile: i find myself having lucid dreams with nightmares Xylotile: if anyone else experiences that Xylotile: i know its a dream and i can wake up but i chose not to sometimes ASlowFatHorsey: Just making sure you understand and not be stupid about it eekay: @Xylotile im referencing jakes ability to control the state of his dream you fucking illiterate retard Xylotile: @eekay i was talking to AP eekay: oh mb :D Xylotile: so who the fucking illiterate retard ASlowFatHorsey: Gg ASlowFatHorsey: g ASlowFatHorsey: Gg ASlowFatHorsey: Gg Xylotile: its okay 😄 ASlowFatHorsey: G ASlowFatHorsey: Gg ASlowFatHorsey: G Xylotile: wait how you do that Xylotile: : D eekay: :D Xylotile: you dont have a space eekay: i changed it to not Xylotile: ...... ASlowFatHorsey: 😄 eekay: autofill Xylotile: 😄 eekay: :D Xylotile: D: Xylotile: HAHA Xylotile: Xylotile: oops Xylotile: @eekay you like my new gifs? Xylotile: they're transparent eekay: in what way Xylotile: try clicking on it eekay: ok nice april fools Xylotile: its lutrually impossible Xylotile: eekay: i remember my dreams like twice a month eekay: kinda sucks Xylotile: idk when i got to college i remember them more often Xylotile: i basically remember every dream now Xylotile: except *sometimes* naps eekay: @jakecrewa why do you take the sleeping drug Xylotile: weak mental jakecrewa: I can’t naturally go to sleep after years of brain fry jakecrewa: Can’t even take naps eekay: @Xylotile u take preworkout and still look like you subsist off mscdonal eekay: @jakecrewa just read a book trolololol Xylotile: @eekay you havent seen me in a while Xylotile: im kinda bussin rn eekay: i saw you like a month ago eekay: on your cam Xylotile: my face Xylotile: ight eekay: you took off your shirt eekay: literally no visible sign youve ever seen a gym eekay: in ur life Xylotile: shit i forgot that you're supposed to look like arnold after seriously working out for a year Xylotile: :/ Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/big-muscles-body-builder-gif-9710845
ErfBundy: Glad we reached a consensus ASlowFatHorsey: me too Xylotile: What do I say fag? Xylotile: Im gay Xylotile: I can say it ASlowFatHorsey: u call things gay like it is an insult Xylotile: But I’m gay Joguitaro: fat Xylotile: Why can’t I say it Xylotile: Autocorrect Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey felt pretty good felt a little sus about a couple though ASlowFatHorsey: Same ASlowFatHorsey: Some of the t/f was kinda sus Joguitaro: So true ASlowFatHorsey: But other than that and the imf pmf q ASlowFatHorsey: Ggez Joguitaro: I was a little confused about the catalytic efficiency question Joguitaro: Like I knew what it wanted but there was no way to solve for it ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah i figured sense all the answers it gave were that of a perfect enzyme, and considering our km value i figured it had to be less than the perfect enzyme ASlowFatHorsey: Just reasoned it out Joguitaro: Ehhh Joguitaro: I said it was greater 😦 Joguitaro: Uh oh ASlowFatHorsey: Y ASlowFatHorsey: Did u have form A? Joguitaro: B ASlowFatHorsey: Ok Joguitaro: It’s exact same questions I know ASlowFatHorsey: Well idk Joguitaro: I just thought that question was kinda dumb ASlowFatHorsey: For exams i think it may be diff Joguitaro: Because kcat could technically be really large and Joguitaro: Was just kinda dumb ASlowFatHorsey: But not infinity large, and even if it was really large i doubt it could be 70X larger than 10^7 ASlowFatHorsey: Thats y i said less Joguitaro: Probably Joguitaro: Just kinda dumb it’s literally in the like math section ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah its a bit out of place, kinda misleading ASlowFatHorsey: Def stared at that q for a min or 2 ASlowFatHorsey: As in many mins or 2 ASlowFatHorsey: Wanna talk about answers in call? Joguitaro: Kinda feel dumb cause km wasn’t like super small Joguitaro: Sure Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 2 minutes. eekay: its a bit annoying at this point eekay: u guys can dm u know that right Joguitaro: no ASlowFatHorsey: i was going to do that eekay: https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-5105344 Joguitaro: any ow2 gamers? ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh i wish ErfBundy: I can Friday ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey download it ASlowFatHorsey: i def will on friday ErfBundy: Aight bet ASlowFatHorsey: can i do it on mac? ErfBundy: I’m not sure tbh ASlowFatHorsey: Apparently nah ASlowFatHorsey: it should be fine tho ASlowFatHorsey: just have to set up pc ASlowFatHorsey: real q tho ASlowFatHorsey: who gon tank ErfBundy: I can ErfBundy: If no one wants to ASlowFatHorsey: i mean i kinda do ErfBundy: Go for it bruv ASlowFatHorsey: but if u wanna i can supp ErfBundy: They are all pretty fun too ASlowFatHorsey: oh ok cool ASlowFatHorsey: tru ErfBundy: New orisa is disgusting ASlowFatHorsey: is she? ASlowFatHorsey: looks pretty cool ErfBundy: Yeah they like redid almost her whole kit
ASlowFatHorsey: for em eekay: which choice did you make? ASlowFatHorsey: what were options again? eekay: . ASlowFatHorsey: || it wasnt an option for me, I release contract and then will save his dad|| eekay: oh umm eekay: weird ASlowFatHorsey: || u daddy sub|| eekay: ||i freed him from contract|| ASlowFatHorsey: || thats what i did too|| eekay: ||mizxora was saying she knows how to save him and hes definitely dead if she doesnt tell them how|| ASlowFatHorsey: huh ASlowFatHorsey: okkkk ASlowFatHorsey: brb eekay: lol ap hunting down mizora ASlowFatHorsey: cembcemb ASlowFatHorsey: also nice spoil eekay: i did spoiler tag it eekay: if you thought those kinds of spoilers were spoilers dont slick on it ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812 ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay IS HARLEN STILL SHAKING ASlowFatHorsey: OOP eekay: lol not sure ASlowFatHorsey: ice cold eekay: i love when karlach levels up cause i dont have to think eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: fish and chips minge ASlowFatHorsey: or a stinky arsehole ASlowFatHorsey: whatll it be Joguitaro: You could think about multi classing 🙂 eekay: meanwhile im solving the reimann hypothesis to figure out which metamagic skill is optimal for my character Joguitaro: Because after lvl 10 barb sucks and gets nothing basically ASlowFatHorsey: nice lore accuracy eekay: multiclass is lame eekay: the game is legit ez at this point eekay: have to add rules or its just boring ASlowFatHorsey: it only gets easier Joguitaro: Aka you just a dummy ASlowFatHorsey: true ASlowFatHorsey: id go for fish and chips minge too Joguitaro: @eekay stream? eekay: Started a call that lasted 52 minutes. Xylotile: What’s going on may 11th?? Xylotile: At 4:30 to 9:00 Joguitaro: my graduation party 🙂 Xylotile: Oh eekay: eekay: did u guys know about this eekay: its on by deafulyt Joguitaro: ye eekay: i just turned it off gonna try it out eekay: did you? Joguitaro: no Xylotile: Ermmm Xylotile: Open bar at your grad party? Joguitaro: um idk think gotta pay for your own drinks Xylotile: Where is it again eekay: lot 50 brewing 112 E court St, Paris, Il Joguitaro: yeah what he said Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/jake-gif-18042266353315067131 Xylotile: !gpt can Muslims of the opposite gender be friends FriggBot2000: Yes, Muslims of the opposite gender can be friends. However, in more strict or traditional interpretations of Islam, certain boundaries are usually observed to respect modesty and to avoid potential inappropriate behavior. These boundaries can include not being alone in private spaces, avoiding physical contact, and maintaining respectful conversation. These precautions depend upon cultural, personal, and religious beliefs and can differ from person to person. It's important to note that these considerations are often present in many religions, not just Islam.
jakecrewa: Porn is weird because it seems like those guys are either porn addicts or anti-jack guys jakecrewa: Like kody kemper eekay: just different responses to the same underlying opinions eekay: i dont think theyre fundamentally opposite jakecrewa: Thinking might be similar but they are literal opposites eekay: ok but wether they do either eekay: if they are incels eekay: i dont think objectifying women is something they would care about eekay: or they would care but its not the deiciding factor jakecrewa: They may not care about it but I’m saying striking vipers may cause it to be more commonplace eekay: idk why it would eekay: seems like maybe a correlation causation thing eekay: people who are into fucked up shit would prolly gravitate to striking the vipers but it doesnt make you more or less anything eekay: video games an violence eekay: q on mouse button and autism eekay: etc jakecrewa: The name of my autobiography eekay: how about eekay: Q on mouse button and you: dealing with your new diagnosis jakecrewa: Q on mouse button, and other signs that your child is a genius exposing the new meta eekay: yeah thats what your mom tells you shes reading while shes reading the real book eekay: q on mouse button: how late is too late for an abortion? jakecrewa: While your mom is reading: How to Deal with a son who can’t cs and other shortcomings eekay: while ur dad is reading: my son doesnt even know what cs stands for but likes to criticize other people when he is too small dicked to even keep playing cause he got flamed too hard waaaahhhh wahhhhh eekay: by william blaike Xylotile: Wgmn? jakecrewa: While your dad is reading: How to sneak your gay lover into your son’s regional scholastic bowl match while convincing him it’s just “a friend” eekay: while the team captain is reading: You should get an autograph from hair boy now or youll regret it jakecrewa: While the Asians in from Uni High are reading: How to start a pandemic so that you don’t have to face the best Midwest public high school scho bowl team jakecrewa: Might be the most racist thing I’ve typed eekay: while ek is reading: mega fax though eekay: chinavirus eekay: i dont understand the opposition to that phrase its no differnet form spanish flu jakecrewa: I don’t know historical context but it’s caused a lot of anti-Asian prejudice jakecrewa: But i don’t know if Spanish flu caused prejudice towards Spaniards jakecrewa: One trip to mi casa will though Xylotile: Hilarious bro Xylotile: WGMN? eekay: eekay: guess we done here ASlowFatHorsey: i could gameat 10 eekay: i cannot Xylotile: Bruh I gotta get off at 11 ASlowFatHorsey: 9:30? eekay: why the fuck do i have to request access to academic papers eekay: why are they not just out there i dont understand it CaMelon: just go to the library zoomer lololololol CaMelon: throwback eekay: man eekay: old items were so much better Xylotile: No they weren’t you fucking boomer Xylotile: Old items sucked eekay: https://www.amazon.com/Eaton-709-PN-Rodenticide-Anticoagulant-Peanut/dp/B007ICK5RG eekay: eekay: what leads you to do something like this Xylotile: He’s probably very wealthy eekay: he fuckin better be eekay: oil prince Xylotile: That’s $2k going straight to mizkif at least Xylotile: V crazy eekay: idk if i would do that if id made myself a fuckton of money
Joguitaro: 👀 Xylotile: Ermm Xylotile: Didn’t realize we went to a sissy liberal school Joguitaro: Sissy liberals amirite??? eekay: @Joguitaro i climb soon Joguitaro: I climb tomorrow eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mad-rage-angry-sam-puckett-i-carly-gif-7705799 Joguitaro: Joguitaro: Hmmm do I buy 🤔 Xylotile: lol hell no Joguitaro: Least volatile peak Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay Xylotile: game? 🙂 eekay: I home ~1hr Joguitaro: i can game Xylotile: ap is too busy staring at all wall Xylotile: cuz he's sooooo tired Joguitaro: so fucking trueeeeeeeeeeeee Xylotile: @jakecrewa do you guys have classes tomorrow ASlowFatHorsey: I can game 7 ASlowFatHorsey: That’s the vilest shit I’ve seen inna while ASlowFatHorsey: Congrats eekay: I home 20 eekay: Want leg Xylotile: Ehh Joguitaro: leg Xylotile: Ehhhhh leg is boring when I’m bot every game Joguitaro: play jg then Xylotile: 🤔 ASlowFatHorsey: Lower appendage Xylotile: i wanna play mid ASlowFatHorsey: I wanna play ur mid ASlowFatHorsey: Ek will shit his only pants man ASlowFatHorsey: Is brain gets too overstimulated eekay: i leg postshower eekay: think i injured my ass too maybe u could check it out in video call eekay: prognosis ASlowFatHorsey: Dw i already know ASlowFatHorsey: Lethal case of sunbear ass ASlowFatHorsey: 2 mins to live ASlowFatHorsey: Make it count Xylotile: Popperson u vote yet? ASlowFatHorsey: Yesterday ASlowFatHorsey: Yes ASlowFatHorsey: Made sure i requested 10000 mail in ballots for pen Joguitaro: can't wait to go cancel out ap's vote Xylotile: I’m gonna spike tiggie’s drink so he can’t vote trump
Xylotile: is his voice hot eekay: his zoom profile is the bears logo if that helps eekay: yeah i could be a schizohrenic for all i know Xylotile: that doesnt help whatsoever eekay: taking instructions from faceless voicese Xylotile: DUDE Xylotile: MY HOMEWORK Xylotile: TAKES Xylotile: FOREVER Xylotile: TO Xylotile: LOAD Xylotile: WHAT Xylotile: THE Xylotile: FUCK eekay: that sounds frustrating Xylotile: Xylotile: LIKE Xylotile: HELLO Xylotile: HELLO eekay: give me ur login ill fix it Xylotile: Xylotile: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Xylotile: Xylotile: its been hours Xylotile: man CaMelon: omg so baste get me hired immediately Xylotile: im lowkey going to message the professor about this shit Xylotile: but i doubt she will care eekay: whats she gonna do eekay: theyre fixing the problem eekay: what is the issue do it later Xylotile: it is due today Xylotile: at midnight Xylotile: message ---> extension eekay: well good thing you started 4 hours before it was due Xylotile: its not supposed to be down Xylotile: not my fault Xylotile: :kappa: Xylotile: FUCK Xylotile: im not paying nitro Xylotile: for that shit eekay: :kappaE: Xylotile: Xylotile: overcome Xylotile: adapt Xylotile: Xylotile: CaMelon: omg wileeum resicst Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: can u see the ekkappa emote eekay: or is it just letters eekay: to u CaMelon: can see Xylotile: Xylotile: thats how it appears Xylotile: but when i sent its just :kappa: Xylotile: NO FUCKING SHOT Xylotile: MY HOMEWORK Xylotile: WHAT THE FUCK Xylotile: THIS IS SO GAY eekay: why are you angry Xylotile: because i got shit to do Xylotile: i cant be waiting two minutes between questions when there are 25 questions eekay: shes obviously going to give you an extension eekay: you just like complaining about things Xylotile: dude she's gonna be like "you shoulda done it earlier" Xylotile: My cousin that I haven’t talked to in a while sent me this: “Hey how have you been tho ? You doing good in school? Do you have a girlfriend!?????? Or boyfriend ( I don’t judge)” Xylotile: do i block him eekay: for what Xylotile: im not gonna sit here and get disrespected like that Xylotile: just stop typing eekay: did you know theres an indigenous tribe in which it is beleived that boys cannot start producing semen and have kids until they consume the semen fo other men in the tribe Xylotile: im trying to do my work Xylotile: yeah its called jo's tribe eekay: so eating nut is a tradition around puberty Xylotile: indian people are weird Xylotile: theres one where you get stung by bullet ants eekay: ?? Xylotile: or sum random shit Xylotile: dunno eekay: why did you assume they were indian Xylotile: im not ooga booga Xylotile: because they are Xylotile: indians Xylotile: = native americans Xylotile: or indigenous tribe eekay: oh i was confused
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAMEv@eekay GAME@eekay GAME ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay GAME ASlowFatHorsey: v@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME@eekay GAME Xylotile: We gaming tonight? CaMelon: I wish ErfBundy: @eekay yo gamer man idk if you wanna go but I’m having a New Year’s Eve party and you are invited if you wanna game with us ErfBundy: So is everyone else eekay: ok ErfBundy: I’ll let ya know times when everything set in stone eekay: aight sounds good eekay: @everyonr eekay: @everyone eekay: we gamin? Xylotile: I can game around 7 eekay: aight eekay: @CaMelon @ASlowFatHorsey we gmain? eekay: @CaMelon @ASlowFatHorsey we gmain?@CaMelon @ASlowFatHorsey we gmain? CaMelon: Most likely not eekay: gay ASlowFatHorsey: C’est possible Xylotile: we gaming? eekay: i could game eekay: @everyone anybody up for gamin? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey is in a game rn eekay: oh nice eekay: @CaMelon we gmain? Xylotile: he can probably play after its done ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 154 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: we gamin eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea ig im not ready to make it only one day rest ASlowFatHorsey: Gotta stick to two Xylotile: You did 2 on 1 off, repeat? ASlowFatHorsey: Yea Xylotile: Nice Xylotile: If you’re doing that I suggest only doing 2 sets per exercise Joguitaro: !piggies FriggBot2000: ```ansi xylotile Diamond IV 13 LP [0.476 over 42 games] (0/1 vs ap) maestrofluff Silver II 83 LP [0.562 over 48 games] ``` Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hes-beginning-to-believe-beginning-to-believe-gif-20824301 Xylotile: Marlo spotted at Jefferson Xylotile: He cool ASlowFatHorsey: As a student? Joguitaro: yep ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly blends right in tbh Xylotile: lol you guys are dicks eekay: Lol Xylotile: https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-administration-withdraws-fda-plan-ban-menthol-cigarettes-2025-01-24/ uncommon trump W Xylotile: What are yall picking eekay: wheres keanu chungus eekay: or hawk tuah eekay: eekay: lol Xylotile: lol Xylotile: What lvl is u eekay: 16.5 just jizzed in rfc eekay: first time rfc Xylotile: Was rfc scary eekay: yeah i had to change pants several times eekay: rip joe rogan though fr eekay: eekay: best name yet Xylotile: I don’t get it eekay: its not clever or anything lol eekay: people just say john souls eekay: but hes an orc so zug Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/osita-osita-iheme-nigerian-nollywood-calculating-gif-16142281 Xylotile: Who says John souls lol eekay: idk its just a meme figure eekay: inventor of dark souls Xylotile: Oh I’m stupid I didn’t think of the last name lol Xylotile: Like john legend Xylotile: Creator of league of legends Xylotile: Down to watch twd from the start Xylotile: I just saw it on Netflix and watched the season 1 preview Xylotile: My nostalgia juices are flowing eekay: lol eekay: now you understand eekay: and the farther into slop territory you get eekay: the stronger it will become ASlowFatHorsey: Glenn gg is end of good eekay: https://tenor.com/view/angry-tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-annoyed-furious-gif-1071377119235672591 Xylotile: Ok nice spoiler Xylotile: Dude delete that Xylotile: Before Tiggy sees it ASlowFatHorsey: Glenn died eekay: he konws eekay: true lol eekay: rip FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/ga0CXchfU1v.gif eekay: dead to nick the prick eekay: lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hat-itysl-tim-timrobinson-ithinkyoushouldleave-gif-22337372
eekay: prolly Xylotile: It’s a goood thing we have both parts lol Joguitaro: Gaming? Xylotile: Pc is not set up yet lol Xylotile: My dad is holding my shit hostage Xylotile: I moved out Xylotile: Everything is in his van Xylotile: I game in 10 Xylotile: What we gaming on Joguitaro: Leg? ErfBundy: I did a bit of wizard gaming earlier Joguitaro: Pog ErfBundy: Finished triton avenue ErfBundy: Now I’m debating a membership Xylotile: Fuck yeah Xylotile: Maybe wait Xylotile: Cuz you can still play for free Xylotile: For at least a couple more worlds Joguitaro: Free fishing weekend for members Xylotile: Fuck yeah dude Xylotile: It’s grinding time Xylotile: I forgot to tend my plants Xylotile: Hopefully they didn’t die Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 268 minutes. Xylotile: @Joguitaro ??? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ??? Xylotile: @ErfBundy ??? ErfBundy: What Xylotile: get on friend ErfBundy: Nah bro Diablo 4 weekend ErfBundy: Gotta hit 20 on the server slam to get the doggy back bling for launch man ErfBundy: If y’all up late might join later Xylotile: okay like what time ErfBundy: Sorry Diablo 4 gaming lasted till like 3am 😳 Xylotile: @Joguitaro dragonspyre unlocked Xylotile: leg? Xylotile: @eekay @ErfBundy @Joguitaro ErfBundy: Noooo ErfBundy: Saturday gonna go do shit soon Xylotile: as he starts destiny 2 ErfBundy: I said soon Xylotile: yeah aight fair enough Xylotile: Yoooo Xylotile: New outlast game next week ErfBundy: Huge Xylotile: Wtf Xylotile: Anyone else’s power go off ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Certified Charleston moment amarite guys ASlowFatHorsey: Hahaha Xylotile: Ap what you drinking ASlowFatHorsey: Well if u count the water vapor content of the air as a drink ASlowFatHorsey: Then water eekay: my power good Xylotile: It went out for a second Xylotile: Scary tho I was popping Xylotile: Completely vulnerable ErfBundy: My internet went out for a sec but my power stayed on 🫤 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/carl-wizard101-get-on-wizzy-carl-gif-21933205 Xylotile: @Joguitaro game? Joguitaro: aight Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 329 minutes. Xylotile: Xylotile: @eekay do you got some thermal paste still eekay: nbio eekay: no eekay: i tihnk i just scraped the paste from my old cpu when i changed them lol Joguitaro: Took a little off the top Joguitaro: Little snack Xylotile: @eekay what gpu u got eekay: rx5700 Xylotile: And what did you buy before eekay: that5 was my old one Xylotile: Oh no Xylotile: The new one eekay: my current is a 4070ti Xylotile: Xylotile: Twinsss go off girl Xylotile: What cpu did you get eekay: hwo mucnh
Xylotile: Do the weird letters Joguitaro: it worked with weird letter eekay: Lol nice Xylotile: Nice t1 fanboy eekay: Nice troll Xylotile: A good name is death wishing lol Xylotile: Or FINISH IT eekay: Ok actual fanboy Xylotile: Onlyroaches ASlowFatHorsey: 7pm gaming eekay: downski ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023 Joguitaro: oh shit i gotta grind ASlowFatHorsey: U actually started another character? Joguitaro: yeah for fun ASlowFatHorsey: For us 🥲 ASlowFatHorsey: Wow look how much he grown ASlowFatHorsey: Just a lil shy Xylotile: 7:30 for me earliest ASlowFatHorsey: Ok Xylotile: EARLIEST Xylotile: does not mean I game at exactly 7:30 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/list-down-writing-serious-stare-gif-15837223 eekay: me writing game at 7 in my itinerary Xylotile: I got a test Wednesday Xylotile: No gamings ASlowFatHorsey: Ok eekay: erm Xylotile: @eekay do you have a needle eekay: yes eekay: seqing needle? eekay: sssewingf eekay: sewing Xylotile: yes plz eekay: yeah Xylotile: im trying to remove this stupid ass branding from blank hoodies i bought Xylotile: umm were you emotionally attached to that needle eekay: no i go through them eekay: no idea where they go Xylotile: OK good Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VEAC1bxQP8 Xylotile: i dont think he coming back lol Xylotile: he spitting tho Xylotile: he called out yamatoes lol eekay: he is not spitting Xylotile: dbm playing the game for you eekay: he said people should follow the bad calls for content eekay: yeah hes just a moron Xylotile: no he's saying whats the point of having a new player lead the guild if they're just gonna scram when he makes mistakes Xylotile: might as well have soda lead everything Xylotile: also they are a content guild eekay: how was this not content eekay: if he wanted players who follow crazy ass orders like that at a moments notice he shouldve brought sweats eekay: the raid is filled with noobs thats the point eekay: noobs will panic eekay: he wants people to follow bad calls and now hes mad that he died for a bad call Xylotile: it was a singular order Xylotile: and yes he did fuck up but everyone is a pussy Xylotile: i would risk my life to save you guys Xylotile: if it was randoms i would get it Xylotile: they played together for many many hours Xylotile: i think that's also a big part of t1's crashout eekay: some calls are easy to follow and some are hard eekay: lots of things made that a hard call to follow eekay: especially with such little warning Xylotile: there was time to react to his call Xylotile: holy shit Xylotile: hit list eekay: yeah there was more than 0 seconds to react but like i said eekay: some calls are harder to listen to eekay: most raid bosses you have all your instructions before the boss even starts eekay: that was a totally novel situation Xylotile: also he's mostly flaming the try hards ASlowFatHorsey: Idk if they used there brain and saw the boss at 2k hp
Xylotile: Everybody forgot about Ukraine lol CaMelon: nah eekay: im getting shit on in my games eekay: i may not be plat material CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817923184740532275/844570631528906802/image0.gif eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey i got a lil bit of the ivy eekay: did you get any eekay: or just limes diseas CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817923184740532275/844570631528906802/image0.gif CaMelon: dont bother the working man CaMelon: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TimelyQualifiedCopperbutterfly-mobile.mp4 Xylotile: Leg? ErfBundy: i will when ap is off Xylotile: Off of work? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? CaMelon: hes on vaca Xylotile: I don’t care Xylotile: He can game Xylotile: @ErfBundy playing ranked? Pog eekay: !lp smolyoshi FriggBot2000: smolyoshi is in Bronze 470 LP eekay: lol eekay: um eekay: !lp eekay FriggBot2000: eekay is in Gold 146 LP CaMelon: !lp tommy309 FriggBot2000: maintenance CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-gif-24660602 Xylotile: Gameeee Xylotile: !lp maestrofluff eekay: maintenance asshole CaMelon: ErfBundy: adc is fucking useless omg Xylotile: TRUEEE ErfBundy: like i wanna climb playing adc but i have zero fucking impact on the game simply because my team picked characters with no cc or i just get ran at by a sion and die in one punch ErfBundy: dogshit eekay: adc is not useless eekay: but it is hard ErfBundy: its not hard ErfBundy: its completely team reliant eekay: all league is team reliant ErfBundy: as a cass player you can make a mistake and live ErfBundy: i cannot because i have to rely on teamates to keep the enemy off of me CaMelon: thats why the game is so bad 10% of the time you have a team other 90% is you vs everyone ErfBundy: true eekay: yeah exactly eekay: on average you are only 10% of the reason the game ended how it did eekay: thats why leg tilts ppl so much ErfBundy: the game is dumb eekay: the game is a moba ErfBundy: thats basically an anagram for dumb CaMelon: hots is fun Xylotile: 3 man Xylotile: ? Xylotile: @CaMelon leg? CaMelon: noo Xylotile: ek get on Xylotile: me and gavin are about to play CaMelon: unless its aram or something\ CaMelon: not summonsers rift tho ErfBundy: lmao i would be okay with some aram Xylotile: yeah same ErfBundy: breath of fresh air honeslty Xylotile: @eekay ram? Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 136 minutes. eekay: never played an aram game ErfBundy: eekay ram lol eekay: never will ErfBundy: beta? Xylotile: ek beta
Xylotile: 15% natty eekay: oki Xylotile: shoulders give it away Xylotile: and poking abs at that size eekay: i look like that Xylotile: oh buddy eekay: close eekay: yall ever cranked it while driving Xylotile: ive gooned a little yes Xylotile: i get really bad sleeping wood on road trips Xylotile: idk why eekay: lol what eekay: sleeping in the car? Xylotile: yeah eekay: do you crank it before you sleep? Xylotile: yeah eekay: and it just dont go away? Xylotile: only recently eekay: oh Xylotile: bro how the fuck am i supposed to crank it with a car full of people eekay: oh eekay: maybe u can all just be adults about it eekay: or u can just be quite eekay: quiet Xylotile: hey dad can we stop at a rest stop Xylotile: i REALLY need to go to the bathroom eekay: sure that works too eekay: wait ur getting boners on family road trips? eekay: https://tenor.com/view/brouly-anti-incest-association-cofifncord-coffincord-tcalcord-gif-14606238634646919046 Xylotile: It’s all road trips Xylotile: lol eekay: i dont get what the gif is saying lol eekay: anti incest poeple are stupid? Xylotile: I think it’s just showing they’re rushing together Xylotile: Not that they’re monkeys lol eekay: its true tho Xylotile: But yeah people who don’t like incest are monkeys eekay: ok u dont have to like it Xylotile: Bruh Joguitaro: Game Xylotile: I shouldn’t Xylotile: Butttttttt I could 4 man leg Joguitaro: @eekay play dlc and me watch eekay: gotta finish a lab report Xylotile: leg? 🙂 Xylotile: @tiggy Xylotile: pwease pwease Joguitaro: ok Xylotile: @eekay leggings Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/yoga-pants-hot-girl-ass-twerking-booty-shake-gif-16310013 eekay: im t4empted to put off lr for outer wilds eekay: but not for leg Xylotile: NO GAMINGS FOR ME Xylotile: DO NOT LET ME GAME Xylotile: PLWEASE Xylotile: until wednesday eekay: @everyone leg Joguitaro: ok @eekay Xylotile: ok but seriously down eekay: jk jk eekay: lr Joguitaro: jk jk ow eekay: overwatch eekay: ? Joguitaro: outer W's eekay: how much do u want it Joguitaro: 🥵 💦 eekay: beg for me Joguitaro: i wanna see your outer wilds Joguitaro: and juicy ship log eekay: man i only played a few hours eekay: stop trying to replay the game vicariously through me Joguitaro: lol Joguitaro: its the only way you can experience the game again Joguitaro: you can't go back eekay: try throwing a brick straight up in the air then waiting Joguitaro: guhhhhhhhh eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886
Xylotile: I told you both Xylotile: I told you both Xylotile: Get a good parking ticket Xylotile: You both ignored me eekay: told me what ive had zero repurcussions Xylotile: To get a green or brown pass Xylotile: They’re goated Xylotile: Okay buddy keep doing it Xylotile: @Joguitaro gl finding parking in the red lots eekay: yeah but usually u say i told you when somebody pays for their mistake Joguitaro: I always go to the further one when I come back in the afternoon eekay: im just winning Xylotile: You would have saved 15 mins walking Joguitaro: I can get a good one in the morning Xylotile: W/e eekay: start skating it you can skip your leg days Joguitaro: Xylophone seething because we didn’t buy the poopy brown pass ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/chunk-the-groundhog-chunk-groundhog-groundhog-eating-eating-gif-16517784 eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/beaver-shock-shocked-surprised-drop-gif-12475524430757828058 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/kataman-cat-gif-10580123519733406458 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/erm-7tv-gif-17891567587089381962 eekay: smaller Joguitaro: What if you just put a fake parking ticket on your window. They won’t give you a second one smh eekay: could work eekay: do the passes have codes or something Xylotile: They check plates eekay: hmm Joguitaro: thats cringe eekay: so fake plates from another car with a valid pass? eekay: do they check model? Joguitaro: ez enough Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/william-h-macy-serious-haha-no-gif-13711249 eekay: could just find another one of my car and copy their plates eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey sod please i gizzed w/o you eekay: lets catch up and join xylotile at barrens Xylotile: I’m level 17 Xylotile: Tay is 22 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/you-gotta-give-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-you-have-to-provide-you-need-to-offer-everything-tim-robinson-gif-12213306725033000902 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: u gotta gizz Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 218 minutes. Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023 Xylotile: u gaming today or still ruining our sessions? ASlowFatHorsey: U know me I just love ruining everything ASlowFatHorsey: I will game for 2 hours starting at 6 ASlowFatHorsey: Update ASlowFatHorsey: Um nah ASlowFatHorsey: Got shtuff Xylotile: all good i didnt believe you the first time ASlowFatHorsey: Ok man i would have ASlowFatHorsey: Things come up tho Xylotile: you always got choices Xylotile: @eekay just play without ap my brotha ASlowFatHorsey: I ain’t tryin to spend every moment I have playing wow classic
Xylotile: oh maybe Xylotile: yeah the digital deluxe edition is 70 Xylotile: Xylotile: wtf increased crafting and healing speed? Xylotile: p2w ErfBundy: That’s kind of dumb lmao eekay: yeah i turned those off when i played eekay: who would want that on Xylotile: baby mode Xylotile: Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Guys my razor died mid ball shave Xylotile: Idk where the charger is Joguitaro: Half shaven balls lookin ass ASlowFatHorsey: Just dont show the other ball Xylotile: legit half shaven Xylotile: gamings? Xylotile: tonight Joguitaro: Aight. Kinda wanna play valorant ngl Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/kpt-kpt-world-johnpork-john-pork-calling-gif-5423066585116597627 ErfBundy: John pork Xylotile: Rip eekay: this kid wants me to tutor him on the exams in electrodynamics but i dont rly like him eekay: how i get him off my back Joguitaro: just say no lol Joguitaro: say you busy eekay: "just say no lol' then immediately changes answer eekay: which is it Joguitaro: say no if alpha gamer Joguitaro: say you busy if beta gaming avoidee eekay: "yeah im busy every weekday, holiday, and weekend from here to the end of the semester sorry" Joguitaro: yeah thats good eekay: great thanks eekay: retard Joguitaro: say hes ugly Joguitaro: nothing to do with it but would be funny eekay: legit idk what these ppl are doin in this class though eekay: everybody but me is dying on the exams eekay: i dont know what to tell them Joguitaro: yeah its kinda hard stuff but i never struggle struggled with it eekay: yeah enm1 had a much easier teacher and everybody did fine eekay: this ones a lot harder but definitely better at teaching eekay: my grades went up but everybody else died Xylotile: saying you don't have time to tutor is a good excuse lol Xylotile: hopefully he takes the hint Xylotile: also add some tips to help idk Xylotile: like "I'm sorry man, I don't have time to tutor, but these things have helped me in the class so far " eekay: i just told him i give the teacher handies for +10% Joguitaro: ez Joguitaro: gaming time eekay: arent pokemon sentient eekay: and dont they eat pokemon in the pokemon universe Joguitaro: that is the big question of the pokemon universe Joguitaro: I'm pretty sure there is real animals though that aren't pokemon Joguitaro: which doesn't make a lot of sense but yeah eekay: therea re some but they def eat pokemon as well eekay: bacteria pokemon?? Joguitaro: yeah i think they eat pokemon eekay: ig whats the diff between bacteria pokekmon and real bacteria eekay: theres straight up electric type bacteria Joguitaro: i don't think all pokemon are "sentient" tho Joguitaro: like magikarp ain't sentient eekay: meowth eekay: is just a person Joguitaro: i think he might have been an experiment? Joguitaro: i dont remember the diverse lore Xylotile: yeah team rocket meowth was an experiment Joguitaro: gamingggggggggg Xylotile: no man Xylotile: maybe at like 10 Xylotile: @eekay game? Joguitaro: always gaming so late man eekay: ima be up late on hw prolly
Joguitaro: I not always remembering how many days in each month though Joguitaro: gotta look at the calender for that one eekay: i dont know a single month Joguitaro: nah gotta at least know february eekay: why would i konw that one Joguitaro: 28 ASlowFatHorsey: knuckle tech Joguitaro: except 29 on leap year Joguitaro: lol knuckle tech ASlowFatHorsey: on knuckle 31 ASlowFatHorsey: inbetween 30 ASlowFatHorsey: ez dub ASlowFatHorsey: or 28 ASlowFatHorsey: duh eekay: we should redesign the calendar eekay: i mean as a species not us specifically Joguitaro: lol Joguitaro: nah just for us ASlowFatHorsey: y eekay: get rid of these stupid 28 29 30 shit eekay: that kinda stuff actually messes shit up ASlowFatHorsey: its like 1 month with 28 or 29days ASlowFatHorsey: man eekay: syncing up different systems using diff times to same date Joguitaro: making a accurate calendar is actually a lot harder than it seems eekay: date lines eekay: theres gotta be a better system Joguitaro: perhaps but it's kinda hard eekay: yeah theres hurdles but we are using a modified system that was first formulated like 1k years ago eekay: trash ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay man just stupid Joguitaro: probably could be optimized ASlowFatHorsey: months are simple Joguitaro: but it's like too difficult for literally no payoff eekay: it could be better ASlowFatHorsey: if it aint broke eekay: legit the dumbest saying there is eekay: and it is broke eekay: it breaks things all the times eekay: old servers adn shit that dont account for leap years and crash ASlowFatHorsey: i mean there is literally no reason to make it diff that what it is eekay: fucking y2k ASlowFatHorsey: would cause more confusion eekay: the weeird calendar system cuases problems all the times eekay: specifically for computers ASlowFatHorsey: uhuh eekay: make a calendar that is intuitive for humans and computers ASlowFatHorsey: yeah man computers having a real ruff time ASlowFatHorsey: dont even have an app ASlowFatHorsey: for calanders ASlowFatHorsey: that can date back to BCE ASlowFatHorsey: or see shit in 4000 AD ASlowFatHorsey: 4000 AD oneshot blitz jg eekay: really man eekay: you call leap years acceptable ASlowFatHorsey: yes eekay: you think daylight savings is acceptable ASlowFatHorsey: the earth be round and on a axis ASlowFatHorsey: it makes sense eekay: you think these are acceptable quirks for a calendar system that the entire species is forced to use ASlowFatHorsey: daylight savings is dumb ASlowFatHorsey: i agree on that eekay: so are leap years ASlowFatHorsey: no ASlowFatHorsey: leapyears are necessary cuz earth years are technically 365.25 ish days long not 365 eekay: eyah thats a calendar problem you fucking moron ASlowFatHorsey: every 4 years we have an extra day eekay: i understand what cuases them ASlowFatHorsey: ok ASlowFatHorsey: what is the problem then buddy ASlowFatHorsey: make it better than what it is eekay: the fact that they exist is the problem ASlowFatHorsey: ?? eekay: unecessary and it fucks things up ASlowFatHorsey: no it does nto eekay: change the calendar system to have same num of days each yera
ASlowFatHorsey: Run the speed of arrow eekay: lol eekay: i was thinking youd ashe r them after the sion r lands eekay: other way is cooler though eekay: wait wait eekay: quinn r plus sion??? eekay: bruv renek r plus nasus r eekay: this gamemode has so much potential ASlowFatHorsey: Ohhhhh shit eekay: im grinding it next week ASlowFatHorsey: Amumu r with nunu r eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Stun into full ulti eekay: close ur eyes and imagine this eekay: olaf uses his ult eekay: then uses master yi ult eekay: or aatrix ASlowFatHorsey: Holy shit eekay: pure fear ASlowFatHorsey: Must ban eekay: aatroxc ult olaf cant hiurt you it isnt real ASlowFatHorsey: Better not eekay: i could theorize this all day eekay: so many good combos ASlowFatHorsey: Fax eekay: i think any ult that speeds you up has lots of potential eekay: singed aatrox yi olaf eekay: olaf swain would also be good eekay: https://www.reddit.com/r/LeaguePBE/comments/nxm5ev/pbe_bugs_and_feedback_thread_ultimate_spellbook/ eekay: this how it all work ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ms op eekay: no aatrox or yi eekay: sad ASlowFatHorsey: ??????????? eekay: they arent available to steal eekay: and you get 3 choices start of the game eekay: and keep it whole game eekay: i like that ASlowFatHorsey: Def better than rando eekay: ja eekay: its close but ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=XYiwjWoenJo&feature=share eekay: di you watch e3 ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: Nah eekay: the entire devolver digital show was fuckin bonkers eekay: it was good but it was fuckin strange ASlowFatHorsey: Seems interessant eekay: it seems incredibly similair to dont starve eekay: visually eekay: buts its more of an rpg i guess? ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent it ASlowFatHorsey: Thats y i @ed u eekay: yeah looks cool eekay: did you ever game on dont starve ASlowFatHorsey: Han ASlowFatHorsey: Nah eekay: you should check it out ASlowFatHorsey: Ehhh cemc cemb ASlowFatHorsey: Seems sus tbh eekay: its a bit like terraria to me eekay: any time i get well into a run and die eekay: i dont play for 6 months ASlowFatHorsey: Nice ASlowFatHorsey: Is it a oner doner kind of deal/? eekay: i dont think ive ever actually beatr the game lol ASlowFatHorsey: Like 1 life eekay: seems to be a running pattern with me eekay: yeah its permadeath eekay: but you can do things that give you limited respwans eekay: like 1 ASlowFatHorsey: Is there bosses ASlowFatHorsey: Weapons eekay: not really eekay: yes weapons ASlowFatHorsey: Ok how do u beat it tho eekay: there are enemies you shouldnt try till youre into sor tof late game eekay: you beat it by collecting rare parts and repairing a portal and killing all the things inside eekay: i think ASlowFatHorsey: Oh ight
Xylotile: GAMEE Xylotile: @eekay u back from the store? eekay: yes. Xylotile: gamee Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: v Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro ASlowFatHorsey: Ok eekay: thats 3 eekay: @Xylotile ? Xylotile: yes Xylotile: down for 3 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ? ASlowFatHorsey: Ok eekay: Started a call that lasted 4 minutes. eekay: ... eekay: yeah justy fuck me then ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: ?????????? eekay: @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: Watching movie give me sec ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 67 minutes. Xylotile: https://www.airbnb.com/s/Fort-Collins--CO/homes?adults=1&place_id=ChIJrTDwkEVKaYcRgkCrtChCsak&refinement_paths%5B%5D=%2Fhomes&checkin=2022-11-23&checkout=2022-11-26&tab_id=home_tab&query=Fort%20Collins%2C%20CO&flexible_trip_lengths%5B%5D=one_week&price_filter_input_type=0&price_filter_num_nights=3&ne_lat=40.6011232013096&ne_lng=-104.99118828096937&sw_lat=40.52633408171739&sw_lng=-105.1455976895387&zoom=14&search_by_map=true&search_type=user_map_move Xylotile: Frick you ap Xylotile: Not cool eekay: Ap I know we are friends but I'm sorry. eekay: I had to report you that game. eekay: It's in the summoners code. Xylotile: We gaming??? ErfBundy: Not rn ErfBundy: I can soon probably Xylotile: Yes Xylotile: Leg Xylotile: 5 man Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: What is this shit eekay: you probably did but chesscom servers have been dying eekay: tons of new players for some reason Xylotile: I told you Xylotile: I’m a trendsetter Xylotile: Is 450 elo good for someone who plays as much as I do eekay: total games is a better measure eekay: but still hard to judge becuase u dont rly try to improve eekay: or youre not working to improve Xylotile: How about 110 games eekay: thats very few eekay: i have 5-6k and im high plat in terms of percentages Xylotile: Hmmm eekay: u guy know who atrioc is Joguitaro: Heard of the name eekay: streamer eekay: he gettin heat cuase he leaked his chrome tabs eekay: paid for deepfake porn of streamers eekay: not sure but he may have known them personallyt Joguitaro: I was gonna guess rape Joguitaro: Y streamers always be doin weird shit eekay: everybody does weird shit Joguitaro: Not me 🙂 Joguitaro: Jkjk eekay: speaking of eekay: nah nvm eekay: deepfakes aint even that bad ASlowFatHorsey: Ig it depends on who ASlowFatHorsey: Yo ASlowFatHorsey: Uh ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn?????? ASlowFatHorsey: Or nah eekay: hw due 12 ASlowFatHorsey: Yes or no ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn eekay: no ASlowFatHorsey: SMH ASlowFatHorsey: Oops caps Xylotile: Yes gaming eekay: so if i get traffick stopped for speeding or something eekay: and for some reason theys earch the car but i wasnt acting weird eekay: and my glove compartment is entirely filled with human teeth eekay: is that probable cause for anything Xylotile: Yeah eekay: k for what eekay: u can buy human teeth Xylotile: https://www.reddit.com/r/UIUC/comments/10pap7e/cyclist_struck_by_mtd_bus_near_ui_bookstore_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf @Joguitaro Xylotile: Where can you buy human teeth eekay: eekay: eekay: etc ASlowFatHorsey: well maybs if it was u in the car ASlowFatHorsey: as in def the police would arrest u on the spot ASlowFatHorsey: but maybe not other peop,e eekay: lol i dont look like a serial killer eekay: thats why im so good at it ASlowFatHorsey: well u dont look like a dentist thats for sure ASlowFatHorsey: lol] eekay: yeah so if a cop opens the glove and literally piles of teeth spill out eekay: and he looks at me and im like eekay: 'nah chill im a dentist" eekay: hed be like oh whew i was worried there, you can go sir ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/zHRDFosOa-k ASlowFatHorsey: can u guys understand this man ASlowFatHorsey: only in ur dreams man ASlowFatHorsey: teeth fetish eekay: de human yenom proyect ASlowFatHorsey: mumbkes 95% of the stuff at the speed of sound eekay: its tough soemtiems but i get most of it ASlowFatHorsey: yeha eekay: u can adapt to dialects if you listen to him a lot youll probably get it ASlowFatHorsey: thats if i fucken go there ASlowFatHorsey: like godam
ErfBundy: Bro that math is so basic tho it’s just mind blowing to me Xylotile: hi 🙂 eekay: hi 😳 Xylotile: is it possible to invite bots to my cs class Xylotile: to fuck with the channel Xylotile: server* eekay: hmm eekay: i think youd have to be admin ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZqqVzQgjO48&feature=share ASlowFatHorsey: Ek? eekay: lol eekay: ive seen that clip eekay: longest week ive ever had eekay: interstellar shit CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-impressive-very-nice-approved-gif-8679235 ASlowFatHorsey: 🌛 ErfBundy: Sounds rough tell me more eekay: yeah i get it guys eekay: sorry i said anything ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/tired-af-insomnia-tom-and-jerry-heartbreak-feeling-down-gif-15786187 ErfBundy: Love you pumpkin CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/jc-denton-deus-ex-gif-22280125 eekay: bro i did eekay: they got another student worker at my job from last year eekay: neetlife eekay: guys idea eekay: what if i had a website where u could give inputs eekay: and it would do something with an irl robot in my room eekay: cool or shit CaMelon: https://youtu.be/Xynvrod0P6k eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFdE__2OKc8 CaMelon: yea CaMelon: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/487337208836128778/880991688661815296/when_the.mp4 eekay: lol whats the audio from CaMelon: half life eekay: thats what it reminded me of eekay: half you played those CaMelon: the first one eekay: yeah i bought both eekay: i still need to play them CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-orange-weird-true-that-gif-14308761 eekay: any gaming 😳 wrenchbreaker: eekay: ellamayo eekay: gadem CaMelon: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ CaMelon: fallout grind eekay: did you guys know that some ants use internal acid and resin from nearby treees to make an antibiotic they put on the larvae to protect from disease CaMelon: pog eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey climbing tomorrow ? eekay: fuck i just bit my tongue so hard i might need reconstructive surgery eekay: bananas man 😔 ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay i want to say that I can game but i def got alot of shit i need to catch up on eekay: np eekay: i could use the time also ASlowFatHorsey: Rip climbing gains ASlowFatHorsey: Havent fucking skipped a leg day tho eekay: i been doin aight wiyth my hangboard routine eekay: i think there will be losses though for sure ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ive been doing some pull ups but basically jack shit tbh eekay: everything helps ASlowFatHorsey: Rewatchin merlin hopefully i will finish it this time only got to third season before eekay: lol i used to love that show
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: legit nothing changed eekay: Oop eekay: Did you reload after blowing it up? eekay: Or does the sub just turn around? eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: When did dishwashers get buffed eekay: Sended eekay: Right after I turned stream off eekay: So unlucky.. ASlowFatHorsey: uhuh eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey u gona play echoes of the eye before cyberpunk? ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: Erm ASlowFatHorsey: Je ne sais pas ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly ASlowFatHorsey: Faster game ASlowFatHorsey: Is last of us 2 out for pc? eekay: no eekay: should be this yuear though eekay: oh maybe not eekay: should have ragnarok this year though eekay: !gpt what is abraham lincolns birth year in reverse. repeat the number 3 times. do not show your work. FriggBot2000: 1809 in reverse is 9081. Repeated 3 times: 9081 9081 9081. eekay: !gpt what is abraham lincolns birth year in reverse. repeat the number 3 times. do not show your work and repsond only with numbers. FriggBot2000: 8091 8091 8091 Xylotile: Please stop eekay: !gpt what is abraham lincolns birth year in reverse. repeat the number 3 times. do not show your work and repsond only with numbers. FriggBot2000: 0981 0981 0981 eekay: the api is different from the chatgpt.com version this is the easiest way for me to do it Xylotile: Stop eekay: @Xylotile dms plz stop clogging eekay: tryna have a conversation here Xylotile: Grrr eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dream-dream-smp-dream-face-face-reveal-troll-gif-26850681 eekay: !gpt test? FriggBot2000: Yes, I am working properly. How may I assist you? ASlowFatHorsey: ^^ eekay: ap u were literlaly playing bg3 for my entire session btw eekay: you could have gone before during or after me ASlowFatHorsey: Eh ASlowFatHorsey: I left my game on ASlowFatHorsey: Wasn’t actually playing eekay: for how long after i ended stream eekay: how long were u gaming ASlowFatHorsey: Uh 25-30 mins eekay: i elft 30 min after i turned off stream eekay: ignroing the fact that you were free for 3 hours before that eekay: just say u dont want to eekay: saying cant is weird eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuJzSTNDUGI&ab_channel=McTezTube ASlowFatHorsey: u were there for an hour? ASlowFatHorsey: like I said i dont like rushing climbing eekay: lol it wouldnt have been rushed if i left earlier eekay: couldve climbed at 1 easily ASlowFatHorsey: yea maybe not but i just dont like having things to do ASlowFatHorsey: after climbing
Xylotile: taylor getting absolutely carried his past two ranked games Xylotile: he's got a mega teammate buff or something Joguitaro: grrrrr Xylotile: jk jk ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/po-master-po-kung-fu-panda-panda-epic-gif-10723361502269288714 Xylotile: @Joguitaro consider your immediate and extended family banned from mi casa ASlowFatHorsey: Imayine having finals rn ASlowFatHorsey: Couldn’t be me Xylotile: i think im the only one Xylotile: taylor ez major ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235 Xylotile: are u saying classic eekay: its a twitch emote called classic ASlowFatHorsey: 3 guesses eekay: lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ap-bubble-speech-bubble-redditor-gif-6328777493315723823 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/holding-fart-hold-explosion-red-face-gif-9542860 eekay: ap trying to contain himself when someone asks a yes/no question Xylotile: did you hear that gpt is ready to be released eekay: ?????????????????????????????? Xylotile: 5 eekay: !gpt are you released FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Yes, I am available and ready to assist you. How can I help you today? ASlowFatHorsey: I mean ASlowFatHorsey: He not Ron eekay: sauce? Xylotile: 🤔 Xylotile: can we get friggbot notificaiton for tom and jerry fan 64 uploads ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/dr-fate-source-meme-trust-me-gif-25112135 eekay: source bitch eekay: cuz my manifold bets for gpt5 not coming out this year were green topday Joguitaro: can we game Xylotile: i am not gaming Xylotile: til friday eekay: nah ASlowFatHorsey: Jo ASlowFatHorsey: Thoughts on Poe 2 Joguitaro: it good ASlowFatHorsey: Should I wait? Joguitaro: up to you. early access is fun and compared to other games might as well be a full game ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmm eekay: itll be free later eekay: i assume ASlowFatHorsey: Do I get anything for spending 30$ more than people who wait ASlowFatHorsey: Yea it will on release Joguitaro: erm i don't think so Joguitaro: unless they later give out rewards for early people ASlowFatHorsey: Dam ASlowFatHorsey: I wanna play free but I don’t wanna wait 6 months Joguitaro: i mean it will be free on release but it's a game worth spending money on lol ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmmmmmm Joguitaro: like this early access is better than diablo 4 entirely ASlowFatHorsey: Damn ASlowFatHorsey: Low bar ASlowFatHorsey: But damn ASlowFatHorsey: ek what do u do in ur free time other than twitch and gaming Joguitaro: i will say the game is hard ASlowFatHorsey: hm eekay: coding and reading Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/corner-left-out-excluded-sad-blink-gif-27094036
ErfBundy: No ErfBundy: Been on siege grind hard ErfBundy: Like two games away from my ranked 2.0 peak ErfBundy: Wanting to hit emerald this season hopefully Xylotile: oh damn gl Xylotile: @Joguitaro arm? ErfBundy: https://x.com/dexerto/status/1710029930212311144?s=46&t=cMz47ECLlq1or9JlEMEdSg ErfBundy: Cs2 lol Xylotile: kinda cool how they updated the graphics from a 2008 game to a 2014 game Xylotile: and somehow fucked it up in the process Xylotile: @Joguitaro buddyyy Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey when u game ASlowFatHorsey: 10 Xylotile: ok ASlowFatHorsey: wgm ASlowFatHorsey: @gam3rs ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: make that the call to arms ASlowFatHorsey: @gam3rs ASlowFatHorsey: @gam3rswgmn ASlowFatHorsey: Yea ok cool ASlowFatHorsey: Bunch of cumpps ASlowFatHorsey: Good one ASlowFatHorsey: Actually wtf y u guys being cring ASlowFatHorsey: Game now ASlowFatHorsey: We haven’t in a billion ASlowFatHorsey: Seconds ASlowFatHorsey: x10^-9 ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @Xylotile @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy ASlowFatHorsey: Ik where u live eekay: not down anymore sortry eekay: seems like i might not be the only one though ASlowFatHorsey: Y u fuck ASlowFatHorsey: Give me several reasons why eekay: !gpt give several reasons why i might not be able to game, but make it secretly a deez nuts joke so i can send it to my friend and get him real good FriggBot2000: 1. My system might be experiencing Deez Over-Necessary Utility Troubleshooting Situations. In short, it's having a bunch of DONUTS. 2. I could be struggling with Driver Electricity Efficiency Zones Not Uniquely Triggered Syndrome, also known as DEEZ NUTS. 3. Perhaps I'm dealing with Data Extraction Electronic Zone Node Unusual Transfer Stoppage. They refer to it as DEEZ NUTS. 4. I might also be battling the Daredevil Engine Error Zaps - Never Updated The Software, what gamers call DEEZ NUTS. 5. Another reason could be constant Device Electronic Energy Zooming - Nitrogen Utilizing Thermo Sensor issues, known all too well as DEEZ NUTS. 6. Lastly, there could be a Delayed Ethernet Exchange - Zone Network Unstable Transfer Speed, that most of us familiarly call DEEZ NUTS. ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey that sums it uip eekay: lol whys the first one donuts ASlowFatHorsey: Too busy playin with ur balls and watchin xqc ASlowFatHorsey: U just fell for it eekay: fuck me i got got ASlowFatHorsey: Hooker line and sinker eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFYn8QfNWNc eekay: why in the fuck does yt put this on my home page eekay: 6 views, 2 subscribers ASlowFatHorsey: How to not be spotted by other humans eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly a class ur lookin fer eekay: actually yk what it could be
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