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ErfBundy: I swear I’ll freak out ErfBundy: I don’t want people throwing my game bro ErfBundy: I gotta flame ErfBundy: The voices ErfBundy: Oh no ErfBundy: Off meta ErfBundy: AHAHAHAHHAHA ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-gif-14141276552966470862 ErfBundy: I have to put the mask on ErfBundy: And flame ErfBundy: Off meta ErfBundy: Not op picks ErfBundy: FUCKKKKK ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/ateez-mingi-alpha-male-ouyhn-gif-26440872 ErfBundy: Sorry you had to see that guys ErfBundy: My blood just boils when I lose casual league games ErfBundy: Sorry ASlowFatHorsey: Lol Xylotile: God damn what happened Xylotile: 150 messages Joguitaro: game? 🙂 ErfBundy: I went to a dark place willi ErfBundy: I thought about losing a casual league game ErfBundy: I just couldn’t hold it in Xylotile: I’m not home Xylotile: lol Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey it is annoying how you die like twice and then shut down Xylotile: And don’t care anymore Xylotile: You usually don’t do it either Eekay but if it’s just me and Taylor you do it ASlowFatHorsey: Well part of that is I die once then u guys flame me ASlowFatHorsey: Also top is pretty much over after a couple deaths lol ASlowFatHorsey: But that’s neither here nor there Xylotile: Top laner mental ASlowFatHorsey: Talkin bout mentals says the man who types and flames in chat every game without fail lol FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/gu4bbngBlRc.gif ASlowFatHorsey: Lol Xylotile: Yeah I do type every game Xylotile: That doesn’t chance my gameplay though Xylotile: I’m a machine ASlowFatHorsey: Uhuh Xylotile: I can game in 30 🙂 Xylotile: @Joguitaro @wrenchbreaker @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: Me in class till 4 Joguitaro: game Xylotile: @Joguitaro sod? Joguitaro: No Joguitaro: Leg ASlowFatHorsey: U guys know that breakdancing is now an Olympic sport? Xylotile: Really Xylotile: Yeah no leg ASlowFatHorsey: Yerp Xylotile: Sod Joguitaro: No 🙂 Xylotile: Cringeeee Xylotile: @eekay ? eekay: 3 Joguitaro: I’m no mathologist Joguitaro: But I think that adds up eekay: fuck eekay: forgot to rig my request so i never game but dont look like i dont wanna game Joguitaro: Rules are rules eekay: fine Xylotile: Nah eekay: gigachad Xylotile: Only if 6 eekay: agree Joguitaro: Good thing this egg is worth like 40 eggs 😎 eekay: what the hell it has a bush ASlowFatHorsey: Ur a rockstar Xylotile: Ruined it eekay: more eekay: im not in trouble at all Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/itysl-notreally-not-really-gif-21670106 Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 613 minutes. Xylotile: Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: 😦 ErfBundy: True Joguitaro: Camel said bad word ErfBundy: OMG CaMelon: nope CaMelon: impossible CaMelon: its not november ErfBundy: crud CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-saturday-night-fever-dance-disco-dance-floor-gif-4821945 ErfBundy: YOOOOO HE SCHMOOVIN jakecrewa: Gavin you should prank her by actually killing yourself. See what happens ErfBundy: DUDE true jake ErfBundy: this is why youre the big brain man ErfBundy: ill just go cheat on her but with like a guy and then shoot myself ErfBundy: ez claps jakecrewa: Lmao I’m glad you get it ErfBundy: i got you 😘 Xylotile: fuck Xylotile: i could gaem tn Xylotile: prolly in 30 minutes if you guys are down Xylotile: no more midterms Joguitaro: I’m down Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @ErfBundy Xylotile: cameron u no gaming until dec 17 right? Xylotile: thats why i didnt ping u eekay: doing lab Joguitaro: Beta Xylotile: respectable Joguitaro: @ErfBundy u gaming? Xylotile: eta on finish time? Xylotile: is it due at 12? CaMelon: I could probably game CaMelon: I’m don’t with everything for tonight so Joguitaro: :0 CaMelon: Done ErfBundy: i would game Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: I could game once I’m done with my fluids Xylotile: around 11 ap? Xylotile: i think thats when im finished Xylotile: chem blows ErfBundy: sounds good Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/alone-lonely-single-hurting-this-shit-again-gif-15291406 Xylotile: Xylotile: @jakecrewa ErfBundy: BRO NBA IS GOOD Xylotile: bro what Xylotile: am i stupid Xylotile: ?? Xylotile: its simple stoic Xylotile: can someone help me pls eekay: sophomore chem eekay: first semester Xylotile: i know Xylotile: i cant get it right for some reason eekay: thats bad eekay: you shouod learn what your mistake is eekay: and then do it right Xylotile: ok nice Xylotile: @Joguitaro ? ASlowFatHorsey: make the reaction ASlowFatHorsey: just a simple combustion reaction Xylotile: i got it right Xylotile: sig fig issue Xylotile: so stupid lol ErfBundy: ping me when we game Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey how time u got Xylotile: can i do another homework assignment rq? ASlowFatHorsey: go ahead and do anpther assignment Xylotile: ok boss eekay: how awesome eekay: almost died like 4 times in this void eekay: and i get headset eekay: https://tenor.com/view/jesse-lee-peterson-amazin-amazing-gif-18840406
eekay: oh duh eekay: when u movin into dorms camel CaMelon: next year eekay: 🤨 CaMelon: no cap cuh on jah eekay: where u moving into eekay: ur won apartment? eekay: o sn eekay: oiwn eekay: own CaMelon: no dorm at whatever university I transfer to eekay: ooh eekay: who u lookin at CaMelon: Word on the street is that SIU has a good cyber security program CaMelon: Although I am not a big fan of carbondale eekay: big party school CaMelon: I feel like that is any college that isnt ivy league CaMelon: but yea I hear people pull the fire alarms alot in the dorms eekay: some schools are known for the partying more than others eekay: ivy league schools in aprticular CaMelon: I don't really know many universities CaMelon: besides UofI and SIU eekay: neither do i eekay: my dad told me about carbondale eekay: and u of i is or used to be a big party school CaMelon: carbondale is a very ghetto area eekay: is that why ur not a fan CaMelon: yea eekay: would u do online? CaMelon: no eekay: yeah idk how people do that eekay: ig if ur just more self motivated than me CaMelon: Other than carbondale I like the southern Illinois area though (better than Champaign) eekay: ive been on siu campus eekay: very similair to u of i eekay: more outdoor climbing in southern illinois 😳 CaMelon: I mean geographically so yeah eekay: 😏 😳 eekay: 🧗‍♂️ 👉 👈 ErfBundy: Started a call that lasted 127 minutes. eekay: oops eekay: mic eekay: one sec CaMelon: CaMelon: eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey i really want to grind some deepcock who is down @Joguitaro ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t eekay: FUCK eekay: whos deepcock will i grind now 😔 ASlowFatHorsey: Just do it urself man like a normal human eekay: i cant play solo like u eekay: im gonna spit some fax eekay: many of the missions are a bit boring eekay: the fun is hacing a squad eekay: lobby is real game ASlowFatHorsey: U play on ez difficulty eekay: hard doesnt equal interesting eekay: or fun ASlowFatHorsey: No but since u havent played it u cant say that it isnt ASlowFatHorsey: And since i have i can say that it is eekay: lol of course i can ASlowFatHorsey: Doesnt mean anything then eekay: the game is literally designed to have multiple classes doing different things ASlowFatHorsey: And? eekay: you are lacking something whens olo eekay: idk maybe u find it fun solo or with randoms eekay: i couldnt do that ASlowFatHorsey: I legit never solo eekay: not where the fun is to me eekay: same difference ASlowFatHorsey: Def disagree ASlowFatHorsey: Not same at all eekay: if u cant game it dont matter anyways eekay: are you perma no gaming this semester? eekay: im gonna try no weekdays this year ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly yes eekay: respeccable ASlowFatHorsey: Basically like last semester eekay: ug amed on leg last semester ASlowFatHorsey: Hardly eekay: if you say so ASlowFatHorsey: 1 or 2 games a month
eekay: and he didnt even look up a build eekay: he randomly chose phase and ghost barrier eekay: like how empty is this guy's brain Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/baby-crying-gif-5943733 eekay: we still won im not mad eekay: its like i just found a new creature that lioves in the bottom of the ocean eekay: like how this guy work yk Xylotile: holy look at my ashe wr Xylotile: eekay: hes insane eekay: 7 games Xylotile: thats still good broski Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lookatthisdude-gif-18456871 eekay: both small datasets eekay: cannot draw conculsions eekay: Xylotile: yeah i suck at kai Xylotile: but she was fun to play eekay: ok question eekay: if i steal kaisa ult on sylas eekay: how work Xylotile: p sure you will still need a mark eekay: or lillia ult Xylotile: a cc mark Xylotile: lillia is based on your abilities Xylotile: if you hit an ability Xylotile: they sleep eekay: so all ur abilties apply her mark? Xylotile: kai's abilities? Xylotile: q does not eekay: i mean on syals eekay: how do you apply marks eekay: with lill or kai Xylotile: so with lil its any ability that hits an enemy Xylotile: and for sylas auto attacks and cc from allies eekay: hmm eekay: ok then eekay: if you guys could be a league champ irl which one would it be jakecrewa: Girl sneaky eekay: so sivir jakecrewa: That’s not what I said eekay: well sneaky isnt a champ retard jakecrewa: Yeah I understand that jakecrewa: But girl sneaky is eekay: do you mean the girl sneaky was cosplaying as? eekay: becuase girl sneaky also is not a champ jakecrewa: Change my mind eekay: youre an actual drug user man Xylotile: I’d say girl sneaky too jakecrewa: He gets it eekay: so you gusy want to be girls jakecrewa: That’s not what I’m saying jakecrewa: Girl sneaky eekay: youre actually just a retard jakecrewa: Read a book, man. eekay: yeah mb eekay: i have bad news guys eekay: CaMelon: P Xylotile: You lagged right eekay: no just left Xylotile: You’re going to get banned btw eekay: first irelia game Xylotile: It’s a joke eekay: Xylotile: They don’t ban for people leaving at least 20 games but they do for being toxic Xylotile: ????? eekay: yeha toxicity i dont think should be bannable eekay: or reportable jakecrewa: *Most toxic league player I know mad about league banning for toxicity* jakecrewa: Reads like an onion article Xylotile: I’m not the most toxic Xylotile: One of the most toxic Xylotile: But not the most toxic jakecrewa: You’re pretty much the reason why I quit playing Xylotile: ok buddy Xylotile: right it wasnt bc you didnt enjoy the game Xylotile: and ur internet was absolute dog shit eekay: i dont think its a stretch that jake stopped cause you flamed him Xylotile: it was more of a joke flame Xylotile: rather than a flame flame Xylotile: so like i would call him stevie wonder on his q
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ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: and im not playing ranked in the daytime anymore ASlowFatHorsey: ek comin out as a closeted weeb ?? CaMelon: Wait ek bruddah how u know it’s from jojo? eekay: becuase you retards spam it here all the time CaMelon: U weeb?? ASlowFatHorsey: true eekay: its taylors fuckin profile pic lol CaMelon: ???!!!!??? ASlowFatHorsey: woaaaaaaaah ASlowFatHorsey: weaboo eekay: oh sorry for curse word CaMelon: Ek watched jojo confirmed?? ASlowFatHorsey: ek has anime knowledge?? CaMelon: WEEB ALERT CaMelon: 🚨 ASlowFatHorsey: wtfrick eekay: lol eekay: tell ap to play ranked eekay: literally his opgg has no ranked games recorded eekay: its been too long ASlowFatHorsey: 🚨 WEEB CHANGING SUBJECT CaMelon: 🚨 eekay: ok duuuuuuuuuuuuude CaMelon: ⚡️ eekay: whats that for CaMelon: It’s smite ASlowFatHorsey: doth has been smote eekay: lol Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey play ranked pussy eekay: TRUEEEEE eekay: he hits promos eekay: and freezes like a deer in headlights CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey zac top ez dub ASlowFatHorsey: ok dude gaming will occur when it is natural for them to occur ASlowFatHorsey: thats mega fax tho eekay: hmm ASlowFatHorsey: zac is ez dub eekay: so youve just been so swamped for the last 7 months eekay: you couldnt find the time eekay: to play ranked ?? ASlowFatHorsey: yes eekay: wow very busy eekay: are you a ceo or smthn? ASlowFatHorsey: yeah im basically committing a crime by texting in this chat rn ASlowFatHorsey: cemb cemb ASlowFatHorsey: you think if you apply for a job a riot they ask what rank you are eekay: it probably come up at some point eekay: but i think it got leaked most of balance team is silver lol ASlowFatHorsey: thats prolly how the ceo got his jib ASlowFatHorsey: really yeah i wouldnt know as a silver playa myself eekay: ur in s1 promos rigth? eekay: or s2 ASlowFatHorsey: s1 eekay: how can you be so close to gold eekay: and not play at all eekay: like one winstreak and youre gold ASlowFatHorsey: idk ranked is just to toxic and stressful and i dont really wanna deal with that eekay: yeha it can be eekay: but its rewarding eekay: if you dont care about rank then dont play ranked but eekay: you can always just full mut ein ranked games CaMelon: Bad idea ASlowFatHorsey: yeah ig eekay: i dont usually mute but i rarely get flamed eekay: until the game is basically over ASlowFatHorsey: i dont normally get flamed either unless i go zac top
eekay: !gpt3 "terraria is knockoff minecraft": bait "i think salso goes well with tortilla chips": not bait "minecraft is a game for children": bait "dolphins are aquatic mammals": not bait "newspapers are a dying medium": FriggBot2000: bait eekay: debatabler Xylotile: Wym eekay: i was making a point through bait eekay: the point is thats a stupid thing to say becuase if he didnt have a gun in the first place nobody woulda gotten shot eekay: yknow chinese police dont even have guns eekay: they literally have poles like dogcatchers Xylotile: nah if people had conceal carry then the shooter wouldnt have gotten far Xylotile: make guns more accessible and these things will be stopped Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/right-on-joe-dirt-nodding-gif-6009141 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/embed-embed-fail-discord-fail-epic-embed-fail-gif-21391646 Xylotile: is that faker Xylotile: Xylotile: what is that bullshit Joguitaro: You suck ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay what time eekay: Uh eekay: Didn't you say 3 today? eekay: I'm halfway there rn ASlowFatHorsey: Ight thats fine just makin sure eekay: oke cool Xylotile: guys everyone download dont starve Xylotile: so we can play together Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: Get don’t starve together ASlowFatHorsey: That’s the multiplayer version Xylotile: Nah Xylotile: I already got the first one eekay: lol eekay: i already got dbd so eekay: epic bait ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll get dbd I wouldn’t mind playing that ASlowFatHorsey: I won’t be able to game on anything other than a few games of league for the next 9 days tho Xylotile: Y ASlowFatHorsey: Vacation ErfBundy: One piece opening 2 kinda cheeks compared to 1 eekay: fr ASlowFatHorsey: Yes ErfBundy: Still good tho ErfBundy: This show has goated openings in general Joguitaro: Don’t worry you get to listen to like a million different ones ErfBundy: Yeah for real Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-laugh-funny-drink-spit-out-gif-17883068 eekay: !lp xylotile FriggBot2000: xylotile is in Platinum 2 at 21 LP eekay: !gpt3 is plat 2 dog elo? FriggBot2000: Can forte mensagem de hdmi london bmw d'un kollektivvertrag 2014 maszyny xvii nyc kenya bbva samsung de kd-65x9005c prezzi de arizona de de de de de mensagem de altura de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de la casa de campo de la familia de la reina Isabel de Portugal. La villa de la familia real portuguesa, situada en Sintra, Portugal, tiene una larg
eekay: exact same castle eekay: p cool though ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/angry-tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-annoyed-furious-gif-17262567832155567733 ASlowFatHorsey: Did u chumps watch another ep without me eekay: yeah eekay: and there was a death lol ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/angry-tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-annoyed-furious-gif-17262567832155567733 ASlowFatHorsey: Shane died again 😔 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/horny-merle-twd-the-walking-dead-merle-dixon-gif-25493688 eekay: !gpt what's your favorite merle line from twd? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Merle Dixon, portrayed by Michael Rooker in "The Walking Dead," is known for his brash and often abrasive demeanor. One memorable line that stands out is when he says, "I ain't gonna beg. I ain't beggin' you." This line captures Merle’s defiant attitude and reflects his complex character as someone who, despite his flaws, refused to compromise his personal code. It highlights the gritty nature of his character and his unwillingness to show vulnerability, which resonated with many fans of the show. eekay: as an ai eekay: oh ASlowFatHorsey: Spoilers ASlowFatHorsey: Merle could have come back from the dead s7 eekay: man the show almost in fucking public domain eekay: how bout u just watch when the watchers are together eekay: sleep schedules aint that sensitive ASlowFatHorsey: Yes they are bich ASlowFatHorsey: U don’t have to wake up at 6 ASlowFatHorsey: Every day ASlowFatHorsey: U don’t know man eekay: its not about wake up time its about sensitivity to bed time eekay: 30 minutes will not make a difference ASlowFatHorsey: What ASlowFatHorsey: How does it not man ASlowFatHorsey: If I’m up late watching a show I can’t wind down properly and I get shitty sleep ASlowFatHorsey: That is a fact ASlowFatHorsey: And it’s not 30 mins it’s 45-50 ASlowFatHorsey: It would have been nearly 11 eekay: at this point id call it a theory eekay: an untested one eekay: needs testing ASlowFatHorsey: It is tested ASlowFatHorsey: I’ve done that exact thing many times ASlowFatHorsey: Not a theory
eekay: hes been looking for one for like weeks eekay: people bought em all up Xylotile: Not if I’m in the factory Xylotile: Scoop eekay: prolly got armed guards oputside the 3090 wing eekay: sniper cover Xylotile: @AP ASlowFatHorsey: was up bri Xylotile: hi ASlowFatHorsey: monsour coo eekay: im about to go to a class for the frist time in 5 days Xylotile: tf when are jg nerfs coming man Xylotile: imagine having classes today eekay: just the 1 eekay: my physics exam got pushed back eekay: again Xylotile: y ASlowFatHorsey: feeling generous eekay: people cannot go w/ snow eekay: apparently eekay: some people still cant get to calss eekay: so its online Xylotile: Xylotile: who do i pick agaisnt this comp eekay: adc? Xylotile: ja Xylotile: xayah rihgt eekay: hmm Xylotile: cuz my r Xylotile: picked xayah eekay: sounds aight eekay: shoulda picked swain though eekay: @wrenchbreaker how often u get autofilled eekay: no eekay: not you eekay: @Xylotile Xylotile: once in like 20 games Xylotile: ive gotten autofilled twice this seasson eekay: what do u get eekay: jg? wrenchbreaker: lol eekay: Xylotile: yes jg Xylotile: wtf Xylotile: are you playing agaisnt her eekay: lol no eekay: theyre euw eekay: these are my urf ekko runes eekay: eekay: did i mess anything up Xylotile: last stand truimph Xylotile: kinda useless Xylotile: dont need attack speed eekay: why triumph useless eekay: nbo teamfights i guess Xylotile: Xylotile: lol what counterplay eekay: oooohhhh eekay: ive realized something eekay: my class today is a review class for the exam tomorrow eekay: skippable ??????? Xylotile: i wouldnt Xylotile: review good eekay: but i think im good though eekay: ill goa nyways but eekay: i think im good Xylotile: then dont go Xylotile: Xylotile: like dude Xylotile: 100% Xylotile: the entire fight Xylotile: uh oph Xylotile: Joguitaro: Hardstuck Xylotile: True Xylotile: no taylor Xylotile: fuck fof Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: Lol Xylotile: wdym ? Xylotile: gay ass Joguitaro: Reported CaMelon: @ErfBundy gamin? Joguitaro: @CaMelon gamin? CaMelon: aight CaMelon: 1/12 leona on my team at my limit for jg todauy Joguitaro: lol Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 663 minutes. eekay: Omw home eekay: I game ErfBundy: ek ErfBundy: gaming ErfBundy: now CaMelon: CaMelon: https://youtu.be/IeGMikpgPGg eekay: saend the other clip you fucking idiot eekay: Xylotile: @eekay that actually got me LOL eekay: lol eekay: william be like
eekay: eekay: idk seems plausible eekay: eekay: ok nice try ai eekay: nobody looks like that Xylotile: is that mclovins friend? eekay: https://tenor.com/view/yeah-sure-fine-okay-evan-gif-17098373 Xylotile: cant believe he visited epsteins island eekay: lol did he Xylotile: nope i just lied cuz i felt like it eekay: love that for u Xylotile: !gpt what is riot vanguard FriggBot2000: Riot Vanguard is an anti-cheat system developed by Riot Games, the creator of games like Valorant and League of Legends. It is designed to detect and prevent cheating or hacking techniques in their games. The system runs in the background while playing and stops applications or programs it deems suspicious. Riot Vanguard may even prevent other games or software from running if they look suspicious, providing a more secure environment for all players. Xylotile: !gpt can riot vanguard be dangerous? FriggBot2000: Riot Vanguard, the anti-cheat software used by Riot Games for their video game Valorant, has been criticized for potential security risks. Being a kernel-based driver, it has deep access to your system, which could potentially be exploited by harmful third-parties. However, Riot has pledged that their software is safe and has a bug-bounty program to find and resolve any security vulnerabilities. Yet, some users have reported performance issues and software conflicts with Vanguard. It is recommended to keep all your software up-to-date to vastly decrease security risks. Xylotile: !got what is a kernel-based driver FriggBot2000: command: '!got' was not recognized Xylotile: !gpt what is a kernel-based driver FriggBot2000: A kernel-based driver is a software component that directly interacts with the kernel, or core, of an operating system. This driver operates at a very privileged level of the operating system, enabling it to execute tasks and access resources that applications running at user level cannot. Kernel-based drivers often manage and control hardware devices or lower-level system services. They are critical for the stable operation of a computer system, but can also pose a security risk if they contain vulnerabilities or are exploited by malicious software. eekay: !gpt could you quickly explain the downfall of the roman empire as a league of legends analogy? FriggBot2000: Sure, let's give it a shot! Suppose the Roman Empire is represented by a powerful League of Legends team, let’s call it "Team Rome." Initially, Team Rome was dominating nearly all the matchups, crushing all their opponents akin to the Romans at the height of their Empire. They had a balanced team with great top laners (military strength), efficient junglers (administrative and bureaucratic systems), powerful mid laners (economic prowess), and a swift ADC and support duo (strong social and cultural structure). But with time, things began to deteriorate. Imagine that higher ping issues started surfacing, representing increasing political instability and corruption in the Roman Empire. Then, the top laners started to underperform, symbolizing the weakening Roman army, struggling with lack of equipment and training. The junglers, depicting bureaucracy, were also not efficient anymore. They couldn't manage resources, be it buffs or objectives, echoing the fame economic crises in Rome. The high latency issue grew to the point where the team communication broke down (civil conflict and division). The squad making decisions for 'Team Rome' was changing too often, much like the fast succession of Roman Emperors during its decline. It caused a lot of confusion on the team, disturbing their game strategies and performance at every turn. In the last crucial tournament, foreign teams (representing barbarian invasions) took advantage of 'Team Rome's' internal issues. Their nexus (capital city – Rome) was destroyed, leading to a game over – the fall of the Roman Empire. Rome was not taken down in a day, much like 'Team Rome.' It was a series of unfortunate events and issues – external threats and internal weaknesses combined – that eventually led to the downfall.
ASlowFatHorsey: Then maybe ASlowFatHorsey: Also ur first born child will do eekay: https://tenor.com/view/shark-tank-mr-wonderful-deirevs-gif-12173938505155416815 eekay: ope eekay: i didnt read the fine print ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/look-smile-smirk-breezy-moves-ornery-gif-3520545 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey u mean i be in charleston at 12 right? eekay: or are you in urbana ASlowFatHorsey: I’m in Charleston eekay: okey Xylotile: @Joguitaro double xp started 🙂 eekay: Production eekay: Prediction* eekay: There will be another show in the arcane universe centered around noxus Xylotile: Ermm Xylotile: Are you kidding Xylotile: Jinx survived btw eekay: No I'm not kidding ASlowFatHorsey: Jinx will be jinxing her shit in noxus eekay: Why do you say she survived eekay: I don't think jinx, vi or cait will show up in the new show ASlowFatHorsey: They def gonna bring at least one character back from the old show to thenew eekay: Ambessa eekay: And or mel Xylotile: It was confirmed bro Xylotile: Mel is the bridge between them and noxus Xylotile: Swain got confirmed at the end eekay: Confirmed how Joguitaro: Bro ain’t a real fan smh Xylotile: Jinx survived cuz whenever she blinks or teleports she has pink streak in her eyes. Last couple frames whenever her and ww blew up, it showed pink streaks going into the side air vents eekay: Oh lol eekay: Cool Xylotile: Next clip it showed cait holding jinx’s explosive and her going through the blueprints of where ww, vi and jinx were at eekay: ohhhh ok I didn't get that part Xylotile: There was a couple seconds of the air duct blueprints and Cait smiling Xylotile: Yeah dumbfuck Joguitaro: @Xylotile hop on the cock Xylotile: OKAY Xylotile: Nice TikTok brain mang Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/open-your-mind-kuato-morty-rick-and-morty-free-your-mind-adult-swim-gif-6032700801673665185 eekay: huh Xylotile: u were on tiktok instead of watching the show Xylotile: idk if its true but i heard that the ekko powder dance was 4 frames per second and ekko can only teleport 4 seconds back eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: 95% chance of being made up Xylotile: which one Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 151 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: U man Xylotile: the jinx one or ekko ASlowFatHorsey: Ek u picking me up on ur skateboard? ASlowFatHorsey: Whats the hold up ASlowFatHorsey: Bof Xylotile: jinx still being alive or ekko-powder dance ASlowFatHorsey: Jinx Xylotile: i think its pretty solid evidence ASlowFatHorsey: Send me clip with todays newspaper Xylotile: there was no reason for the cait clip otherwise Xylotile: ur cringe eekay: ETA 15 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey here ASlowFatHorsey: Ok Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/awkward-weather-awkward-conversation-gif-14367865
ErfBundy: Yeahhhh ErfBundy: It’s whatever ASlowFatHorsey: But ur stickin it ASlowFatHorsey: Get the dough ErfBundy: That’s the plan ASlowFatHorsey: More than Arnie’s ceo ErfBundy: For real dude eekay: what do you make ErfBundy: 16.50 ErfBundy: I go up to 17 here next week ErfBundy: Then after my 6th month I go to 17.50 ASlowFatHorsey: Not too shabby at all ErfBundy: Yeah it’s decent ASlowFatHorsey: If u can grind D2 for a week straight trying to get a god roll talus mini tool u can do just about anything ErfBundy: Trueeeeee ErfBundy: D2 been a second job bro lol ErfBundy: Basically working 24/7 ASlowFatHorsey: grind sets plural ErfBundy: Been getting back into raiding and shit tho it’s fun ASlowFatHorsey: Did they add the thing where u can queue with randos for raids now? ErfBundy: That’s a thing kind of but like literally NO ONE used it ErfBundy: It’s like weird the way you have to do it ASlowFatHorsey: Lol really ErfBundy: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: It seems like it would hella nice to have ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz putting urself out there on d2 tumblr can be scary lol ErfBundy: Idk bro I swear I get people that don’t know how to play the game when I queue for strikes dude ASlowFatHorsey: I mean yeahhh strike queuers are a dif breed sometimes ErfBundy: It’s like they’ve never seen a controller in their life ASlowFatHorsey: Army of lil bros ErfBundy: Raids and LFG isn’t too bad tho tbh ErfBundy: It’s kind of a dice roll but it can be decent ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah well people don’t try to do it unless they got the goods ASlowFatHorsey: For raids an shiz ErfBundy: Idk bro I’ve met some people who try to like dps with like a fucking paper towel roll ErfBundy: Like I’m fine with doing a few phases but when you are basically down a player it’s rough ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ig it depends on the raid but yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Gamers do forget the right trigger do dmg 😔 eekay: winton in new transformer Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-27177734 eekay: When y'all finals Xylotile: Never cuz I’m dropping my only class with a final eekay: What's that Xylotile: Whats what eekay: what class ASlowFatHorsey: Classic ek drunk text 😎 eekay: pressed ASlowFatHorsey: 🦫 Xylotile: compressible flow eekay: a whole class for that? Xylotile: Yeah Xylotile: Pretty dumb imo Xylotile: The entire class was flow in a tube Xylotile: Nothing else eekay: i mena important for aero but eekay: sounds like dick Xylotile: Yeah good thing I’m switching eekay: i havent done anything with fluid flow but id like to eekay: is it vector fields and stuff? Xylotile: No ASlowFatHorsey: No eekay: No? ASlowFatHorsey: No Xylotile: It’s mostly finding stagnation/static pressure, temperature, Mach number, velocity etc eekay: so not really mdoelling flow Xylotile: Vector field is usually for numerical methods Xylotile: No we is not eekay: they ever talk about navier stokes
ASlowFatHorsey: True ErfBundy: He’s like Biden in that aspect tho Joguitaro: he tryin. bro was fighting libtards his whole term ErfBundy: Not Biden ErfBundy: Barack ASlowFatHorsey: Spending billions of dollars on replacing border wall ErfBundy: Barack was kinda ass but he a meme eekay: differnet kind of meme i suppose Joguitaro: we need to build that wall though frfr ASlowFatHorsey: That didn’t really actually change the amount of migrants we got ErfBundy: Not really ErfBundy: Who cares ErfBundy: It’s cool looking Xylotile: it didnt Xylotile: but it was a lot better than what biden is doing now ErfBundy: TRUE Xylotile: literally letting thousands of migrants in and giving them free housing, EVERYTHING ErfBundy: Biden foreign policy is so ASSSSS Xylotile: my family did not get that ASlowFatHorsey: He separated families and deported millions of people for no reason ErfBundy: They didn’t belong here Joguitaro: illegal immigrants kinda do be getting more rights than us 🙄 Xylotile: they were legit working 15 hours a day for $8 ASlowFatHorsey: Put people/children in cages Xylotile: okay that's completely wrong vs normal people, but for homeless maybe ErfBundy: lol Xylotile: but why? cuz homeless people cant pass drug tests that are needed for government assistance Xylotile: thats on them ASlowFatHorsey: In what way? ErfBundy: Drugs are an integral part of the American dream Xylotile: lol ErfBundy: Bro just get in call if y’all gonna keep talking Joguitaro: we got a bit of a drug problem now oops ErfBundy: Goddamn eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dogs-angry-fail-barking-gif-8482067 ASlowFatHorsey: U can fuckin say that again ErfBundy: Literally Joguitaro: i should be studying but this is procrastination tehe ErfBundy: Then get in call eekay: 90% of debates here eekay: are procrastination ASlowFatHorsey: Yea same Xylotile: biden still has kids in cages bro. the system has not changed ErfBundy: Finish this faster FriggBot2000: me rn: FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bSeBj.gif Xylotile: yeah i dont wanna get in call Xylotile: i wanna type and not do my hw ErfBundy: Then shut up eekay: ap getting back up to battle the neonazi trump fans in this chat ErfBundy: Lmao Xylotile: man i dont like trump ASlowFatHorsey: Fair but he is working to make it at least a little bit easier for people to get into the country Xylotile: but biden is worse Joguitaro: trump my goat frfr no cap ASlowFatHorsey: Im just saying trump is not better in Biden ErfBundy: Liberal agenda ErfBundy: Classic eekay: i think people should be more aware of "like" as a thing they use to decide how to vote eekay: like these people are characters eekay: basically actors Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/dancing-happy-dance-birthday-gif-26786873 Joguitaro: like look at bro. he just chill like that ErfBundy: He do be chill ASlowFatHorsey: Ek bro u got no horse in this race. U legit don’t even vote Xylotile: a little bit easier? you mean letting them in and giving them free EVERYTHING when there are almost 12 milion immigrants here trying to survive?
CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: get on CaMelon: among us gaming CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: fake idle gmaings CaMelon: i se you CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: stop hiding CaMelon: AP is ghosting us eekay: maybe he Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 248 minutes. eekay: dont wanna play? Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: ek get on CaMelon: @eekay eekay: no CaMelon: loserrr Xylotile: are you gamed out eekay: no you didnt say the magiv word eekay: its too late now Xylotile: please CaMelon: ek swimming in his tears rn Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/crying-rain-alone-sad-tears-gif-3407178 Xylotile: @eekay get in call please Xylotile: stream ur game Xylotile: while we wait for ap and taylor CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: Xylotile: CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: Xylotile: C Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: v Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: oh Xylotile: the teacher was there too? Xylotile: what did you get a culvers eekay: the daughter is 8 or 9 i think Xylotile: why was the daughter alone at culvers eekay: when im saying 'her' im referring to the teacher eekay: in all cases above eekay: my teacher asked if i saw herself, not her daughter eekay: english Xylotile: shes your english teacher? why are you taking english this late eekay: why do you think that Xylotile: pause Xylotile: eekay: you cant pause yourself thats embezzelement Xylotile: lol is that what embezzelemetn means eekay: i think it means when you have access to funds for some group and you secretly extract it to yourself eekay: like you write off some company expenses but you actually just paid yourself with it Xylotile: latex is so nice Xylotile: i fw it eekay: tru Xylotile: using it makes me feel like a researcher publishing the cure to cancer eekay: idk about that Xylotile: man im so cooked in this class Xylotile: we drew numbers for the project and i had the 59/60. This example wasn't even discussed in class eekay: what??????? eekay: actually talking to talk at this point eekay: touch grass man Xylotile: Left the group. eekay: Added Xylotile to the group. eekay: oh man if fabi wins eekay: im a fabi glazer ASlowFatHorsey: He did not lol ASlowFatHorsey: He drew eekay: ope ASlowFatHorsey: Gukesh is the challenger ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz Hikaru and gukesh drew eekay: jeus fuck eekay: 17yo ASlowFatHorsey: Yerp ASlowFatHorsey: First time doing candidates eekay: goddamnit fabi is such a punter eekay: i wanna love him but ASlowFatHorsey: Yea that was a really ruff game ASlowFatHorsey: Was winning like 6 diff times eekay: eekay: lol hikaru using xqc terminology in his analysis eekay: kebabs fossils shields ASlowFatHorsey: Yea that’s legit all of his terminology ASlowFatHorsey: Every video Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/point-gun-shoot-bang-bang-crying-scared-gif-15272562 Xylotile: my prof giving me an f eekay: yea the prof gave u an f Xylotile: no i deserved it eekay: https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-hank-waterspray-shootself-gif-3461149 Xylotile: 100% Xylotile: hey how about you check the fucking housing gc Xylotile: asshole Xylotile: im doing all the work just for BOTH of you to not respond Xylotile: @Joguitaro Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: check out what i got so far 🙂 ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: blitz ASlowFatHorsey: or game ASlowFatHorsey: @everyone Joguitaro: ok ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay @Xylotile Xylotile: I sleep Xylotile: Have fun ASlowFatHorsey: arent ur classes late? Xylotile: Yeah Xylotile: 8am ASlowFatHorsey: ope ASlowFatHorsey: ight eekay: essay done eekay: i can blitsz ASlowFatHorsey: ok
Xylotile: https://www.reddit.com/r/Amd/comments/dbn0px/is_league_of_legends_crashing_anyone_elses/ eekay: rx 5700 Xylotile: maybe same issue Xylotile: idk eekay: umm eekay: it says to change graphics settings eekay: but i cant do that if not in game Xylotile: you can in client eekay: i do not think so Xylotile: @Joguitaro no clue what happened Xylotile: one sec Joguitaro: ok eekay: still no work Xylotile: undo driver update eekay: it said when i was updateing that i couldnt revert it Xylotile: KEAGYE Xylotile: LEAGUE eekay: keagye reeves eekay: keagye chungus Xylotile: LEAGUR Joguitaro: wgmn Joguitaro: we leg gaming? Xylotile: Yes Xylotile: Taylor I’m not getting any scales Joguitaro: :0 Xylotile: I’ve killed like 4 drags Xylotile: 2 ice 2 fire Xylotile: Nothing Joguitaro: ya needa kill tier 4 or 5 Xylotile: Is that a new update? Joguitaro: no Joguitaro: i got scales Xylotile: Cuz I just watched a video and a tier 3 dropped 19 Xylotile: So you’ve killed dragons in dens? Joguitaro: if ya feel up to it try finding a tier 5 dragon Joguitaro: and yeah Joguitaro: thats how i got my egg Xylotile: The drags you kill from outside don’t drop scales right Xylotile: Or have you gotten some Joguitaro: some do Joguitaro: i got a couple eariler Joguitaro: they mainly come from the tier 5 Joguitaro: i got more than a stack from tier 5 Joguitaro: except honestly the armor is kinda doo doo Xylotile: really? Xylotile: whats the best armor Joguitaro: tide guardian Joguitaro: except the chest piece for dragon armor is a little better Joguitaro: we needa do the ender dragon at some point lol Xylotile: yeah Xylotile: whats the best sword to get Xylotile: or weapon Joguitaro: um kinda preference tbh Joguitaro: i think the saber, rapier, or halberd are the best Xylotile: i like rapier the most Joguitaro: yeah Xylotile: i wanna try the fire thingy Joguitaro: it's good Xylotile: gamings? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @CaMelon @ErfBundy @eekay Joguitaro: game Joguitaro: game Joguitaro: game eekay: i still cant start a game eekay: repaired game files and reinstalled Joguitaro: what happened between last night and today? Xylotile: driver update Joguitaro: can that even be undone? eekay: ill trty Joguitaro: lol t1 is talking to faker on stream CaMelon: im going to bed after halo eekay: wtf lol eekay: ok im good now Xylotile: ayee Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: :0 Xylotile: we need you Xylotile: what did you change eekay: i updated them from device manager instead of amd thingy CaMelon: dang guess linux is bettur looool eekay: https://tenor.com/view/linux-trash-linuxbad-gif-18671901 Joguitaro: true lol CaMelon: not true CaMelon: lol
Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: u ded eekay: nah me done ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn? Xylotile: ek is there a gaming discord for eiu Xylotile: nah im gaming with someone people from the u of i disc eekay: probably not but i wouldnt join anyways Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: ? Xylotile: god damn eekay: theres a groupchat for my floor and i deeply despise most of the people in it Xylotile: just leave bro eekay: im not sure how and i dont want to type anything in case they see it eekay: i can just mostly ignore it Xylotile: damn two diamonds 2 and 1 eekay: get carried zamojski Xylotile: honestly Xylotile: ill see what i can do ASlowFatHorsey: How did you join the u of i disc? eekay: if youre a gamer eekay: theyll reach out to you Xylotile: do you want me to send you an invite ASlowFatHorsey: Nah its coo Xylotile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749137564593815614/754825843410337792/s99taustoxm51.png Xylotile: Left the group. eekay: lol what eekay: he left Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: Weirdchamp CaMelon: eekay: he comin back tho Joguitaro: Lol where did he go eekay: he elft for other gaming server 😥 Joguitaro: 😦 eekay: @Xylotile ???? eekay: oh no Joguitaro: Oh no eekay: Added Xylotile to the group. Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey why'd you kick me bro eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey dick move Joguitaro: Nice self report dude. Lol ASlowFatHorsey: @A_SlowFatHorsey#2777 what a gamer Xylotile: my bad Xylotile: i tried deleting a message from a bot role and i accidently left Xylotile: lol eekay: meant to hit sabotage again? Xylotile: i meant to vent eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey u been running at all? Xylotile: yeah hes been doing the one punch man challenge ASlowFatHorsey: Not really but since ive been biking to and from parklnd 3 to 4 times a week which is about 10 miles round trip i think thats good enough eekay: yeah thats pretty good ASlowFatHorsey: 30 to 40 miles a week eekay: ive been subsisting off white bread and nutella so i need to start doing smthn fast or im gonna end up like the blueberry bitch from willy wonka ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Same eekay: ive been thinking that the reason im taking naps is nutritional defencies eekay: and i got a headache yesterday whch is unusual ASlowFatHorsey: Yes dude you need to actually eat food retard eekay: i might need to eat a vegetable ASlowFatHorsey: Just go and use your meal pln eekay: but eekay: i can just make food like eekay: whiel still watching my computer ASlowFatHorsey: You no joke gon die eekay: lol eekay: it was scary the one time i went eekay: i had to talk to a people eekay: so cringe ASlowFatHorsey: So your going to be the first person to have ready access to nutritional food to die of malnutrition ASlowFatHorsey: Its not a joke bro you have to take care of yourself
Xylotile: eekay: is that how it works> Xylotile: secret :3 eekay: they dont tell you how much you owe Xylotile: nope eekay: i dont see how that helps them eekay: do they profit from extra mistakes and they can charge extra fees? Xylotile: they probably have a range Xylotile: but not the exact amount eekay: oh yeah they dont know exactly how wrong cause youre trying to tell them what you should owe eekay: ive never done a tax Xylotile: Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ??? eekay: u didnt think hed be here at 11 did you Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/feeling-down-sad-depressed-feel-sad-feel-down-gif-14119969612924620769 Xylotile: egay get on leg Xylotile: 1 game Xylotile: mage items broken eekay: https://tenor.com/view/he-really-doesnt-have-a-clue-at-all-the-real-world-home-away-from-home-he-doesnt-know-he-doesnt-have-any-idea-gif-23581027 eekay: calling it eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ur a bot ASlowFatHorsey: I was back 11:45 ASlowFatHorsey: U guys know we have 3 days left to do it ASlowFatHorsey: Ig now 2 ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t see the urgency Joguitaro: How bout these nuts urgently being placed upon your chin Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/mark-wahlberg-smh-shake-head-no-nope-gif-17582268 Xylotile: It’s more that Ekay waited up for us to bfd Xylotile: And you ghosted ASlowFatHorsey: Sowwy wasn’t looking at my phone eekay: how many times can u underestimate before saying hey maybe things take longer than i think eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/que-gif-27530657 ASlowFatHorsey: I did not think you would wait up at all ASlowFatHorsey: I thought after I said that I wouldn’t be done until 11 gamings were gg ASlowFatHorsey: Or u would go without me ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz 99% of the time u would do that ASlowFatHorsey: Shouldn’t have assumed ig eekay: i wouldnt have waited if u said 11:45 lol eekay: just make better estimates ASlowFatHorsey: Well I thought it would have been 11:00 but since I didn’t think we were gaming I didn’t really try to get back by then ASlowFatHorsey: And bruv ur in bed by like 8:30 ASlowFatHorsey: Don’t at me like that eekay: i guess that is an additional mistake ASlowFatHorsey: Render distance on low rn eekay: recording my shadowheart prediction that ||the memory she showed us in the inn was an implant and she renounces her religion || Xylotile: ummm Xylotile: bfd Xylotile: 🙂 Joguitaro: ||https://tenor.com/view/umm-awkward-say-what-what-was-that-gif-5424377|| Xylotile: bro is spoiler warning a gif Xylotile: big fat cock?? ASlowFatHorsey: Down ErfBundy: I went to drive home after work last night and all I could do way pray I was going the right way. Couldn’t see more than like 30 feet in front of me
Xylotile: https://youtu.be/S1XtXY5We8Y Xylotile: Lol that gif is so cursed Xylotile: Is getting to class at 9:00:51 considered late Xylotile: When class starts at 9 eekay: its fucking zoom class you ape eekay: show up early stop beinga retard Xylotile: I woke up at 9 Xylotile: 50 second load time eekay: oh ur mom forgot to wake you up like normal? Xylotile: :/ eekay: just stop being retard eekay: you could just have the meeting scheduled and it opens automatically eekay: you can join the call why ur asleep Xylotile: Wait what Xylotile: That’s not a thing eekay: im sure you wouldnt bother figuring it out eekay: youd rather just complain about how ur teacher is a stupid bitch for saying you were late eekay: omg tyler 1 predict amogus eekay: https://youtu.be/VkuP8ttKqvw?t=16556 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-lol-funny-funnys-gif-19629986 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/tf2-heavy-tf2heavy-heavy-update-update-gif-19547871 CaMelon: frig ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro they are coming out with final arc of bleach this year ASlowFatHorsey: Or next ASlowFatHorsey: One of the two CaMelon: dang cloroX goin bankrupt? @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: Yea it’s meg rip tbh, cuz it my primary source of nutrients atm CaMelon: friiiiiiiiiiiiiiigle Joguitaro: Poggers CaMelon: Removed Joguitaro from the group. CaMelon: Added Joguitaro to the group. CaMelon: mb ASlowFatHorsey: Lol Xylotile: Lol Xylotile: Wha Xylotile: U want CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/brick-wall-talk-gif-5290288 Xylotile: .... CaMelon: @Xylotile who u talking to man ASlowFatHorsey: Not immediately responding smh ASlowFatHorsey: What’s Ron with you ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile eekay: ok i have something to say guys eekay: can we all quiet down for a second eekay: ill wait eekay: ok eekay: @everyone we climbin?? CaMelon: when eekay: right now eekay: jk eekay: weekend prolly CaMelon: maybs eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ?! Xylotile: I’m going home for the weekend eekay: ok let me rephrase eekay: @everyone except for xylotile Xylotile: 😦 eekay: yeah i think i dropped like 2 grades just watching you climb eekay: really sad CaMelon: nooo CaMelon: what ASlowFatHorsey: I can climb CaMelon: https://tornadus.net/orange CaMelon: thye ficksed it CaMelon: nooo CaMelon: wait it might actually be their site jakecrewa: @eekay come here and crimp. We’ve got a climbing gym on campus eekay: 😳 eekay: is it just bouldering jakecrewa: Whatever this is eekay: 🥺 omg Xylotile: We got one too eekay: jc would you belay me Xylotile: It’s smaller tho
eekay: lol Xylotile: !gpt how do i teach my cat to read so he can look at the 5 playful ways to break down marxism FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Teaching a cat to read isn't feasible, as cats lack the cognitive capabilities and interest to understand human language in the way humans do. However, you can enjoy spending time with your cat in ways that play into their natural instincts and interests. Here are some playful activities: 1. **Interactive Play**: Use toys like feather wands or laser pointers to engage your cat in play. This stimulates their hunting instincts and provides them with exercise and mental stimulation. 2. **Puzzle Feeders**: Incorporate puzzle feeders or treat-dispensing toys that challenge your cat to think and solve problems to get a reward. This can keep them mentally engaged and satisfied. 3. **Exploration and Enrichment**: Create a stimulating environment with climbing structures, window perches, or boxes for hiding. This can satisfy their curiosity and natural desire to explore. 4. **Clicker Training**: While cats can’t read, you can train them using clicker training to learn simple tricks or commands, which can be both fun and intellectually stimulating. 5. **Quality Time**: Simply spend quality time petting or grooming your cat, which can strengthen your bond and provide them comfort. By engaging in these activities, you can ensure your cat is happy and well-stimulated without them needing to read about Marxism! eekay: !gpt you are playing pokemon red right now you can send commands to the emulator. you just started the game. begin taking actions FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Great! Let's start our Pokémon adventure in Pokémon Red. Since we've just started the game, we'll be in the player's bedroom in Pallet Town. Here are the steps to begin our journey: 1. **Move to the NES Console:** - Walk to the NES in the room and interact with it. It’s just a fun little Easter egg, and you can do this by pressing the "A" button. 2. **Leave the Bedroom:** - Walk downstairs to exit the bedroom. 3. **Exit the House:** - Head south to exit the house. You'll find yourself in Pallet Town. 4. **Visit Professor Oak's Lab:** - Walk north and then turn left to find Professor Oak's laboratory. Enter the building. 5. **Attempt to Leave Pallet Town:** - Instead of interacting with anything in the lab right away, try leaving Pallet Town by walking north. Professor Oak will stop you, triggering a cutscene. 6. **Receive Your First Pokémon:** - After the cutscene, you'll be back in the lab. Professor Oak will ask you to choose a Pokémon. Walk over to the table with three Poké Balls and select your starter Pokémon: - **Bulbasaur** for a balanced starter - **Charmander** for a fire-based, more challenging start - **Squirtle** for an easier start with later Gym Leaders 7. **Interact with Rival:** - Your rival will choose the Pokémon weak to yours (e.g., if you pick Bulbasaur, he’ll pick Charmander). Once done, your rival will challenge you to your first Pokémon battle! Let me know which starter you’d like to choose, and we'll continue from there! eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512 Xylotile: !gpt do you have a crush on me? be honest *blushes* FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: As an AI, I don't have feelings or the capability to develop crushes. But I'm here to help you with any questions or tasks you have!
ASlowFatHorsey: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ eekay: im planning on being uplaoded to the cloud\ Xylotile: Im thinking it’s going to hit us one by one eekay: game to eternity till heat death of the universe Xylotile: AP’s gonna leave first Xylotile: Cuz med school eekay: might be time for me to beat terraria on hc Xylotile: Taylor is going to have sexual allegation and go to jail ASlowFatHorsey: well im def not as much more cuz i literally have no time to do anything Xylotile: Cameron is going to stop gaming Xylotile: Gavin will be forced to stop gaming when kylie’s third kid is here ASlowFatHorsey: i pretty sure its not always going to be me shitting in a can Xylotile: I’m gonna stop gaming when I make my multimillion dollar idea Xylotile: And ek’s gonna be the only one left ASlowFatHorsey: What chu mean?? ASlowFatHorsey: gavin baby more like Xylotile: That’s how it’s gonna go down Xylotile: 100% eekay: idk if i should be scared or not eekay: the questions on my frist physics exam eekay: are 10x easier than the hw eekay: is he trying to bait me? eekay: on the practice exam i mean Joguitaro: get baited ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/sassy-fishing-gay-gif-11210702 ASlowFatHorsey: ek prof eekay: my prof kinda reminds me of aidan eekay: how he talks and bumps into things and mumbles when he teaching ASlowFatHorsey: racism at its finest eekay: he looks a lot like chris cooper Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey WE GETTING IN FCHAT CaMelon: 3 more vid then im done ASlowFatHorsey: how long?? CaMelon: like 13 min ASlowFatHorsey: ingot Xylotile: Xylotile: does this question make any sense eekay: what is the death scene Xylotile: ohhh Xylotile: ok u helped me ty eekay: https://tenor.com/view/stare-awkward-funny-what-huh-gif-5344114 CaMelon: @eekay where y a CaMelon: where u at eekay: im her eekay: w4GREyRETFHSGBA GFTDNCJVXFGNCDX HGVF XM eekay: here Xylotile: PAUSE CaMelon: wgmn? eekay: thats scary Xylotile: yeah lol Xylotile: im deleting it Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey whats ozzie doing here Xylotile: is that racist Xylotile: i think thats racist Xylotile: my bad eekay: stop asking if things are racist eekay: its more cringy than being racist Xylotile: ??? eekay: you heard me eekay: you knew it sounded racist before you sent it eekay: own up to it man CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/707106574706933772/806020627688718336/image0_4.gif CaMelon: @eekay wgmn? CaMelon: @Xylotile wgmn? Xylotile: no today sorry CaMelon: ight eekay: im good CaMelon: ight that's nice CaMelon: good to hear ur good CaMelon: are you gaming though? eekay: sure eekay: bot games CaMelon: aight
eekay: i did Xylotile: Xylotile: I feel violated eekay: what that means Xylotile: what she said? eekay: yes eekay: whats up? Xylotile: i basically got booty called Xylotile: "wyd" eekay: eekay: i think this is for that sylas lol Xylotile: what he say eekay: i was playing on diana and got solokilled a few times and started trolling and called him a scripter Xylotile: sure Xylotile: did he get mad eekay: he was pissed lol Xylotile: like when you pinged an irelias attack dmg Xylotile: and she freaked the fuck out eekay: their entir team was like LOL U SO STUPID IF U THINK HE SCRIPTING eekay: lol no it was a fiora eekay: that was amazing Xylotile: its weird b/c i never get typers Xylotile: i just get people who soft int Xylotile: i remember last year i had an udyr that walked around base all game Xylotile: didnt get banned eekay: thats weird eekay: idk why you would do that eekay: was he getting flamed before he started at all?> Xylotile: i dont remember what started it eekay: but he didnt do it for nor eason Xylotile: i think he got tilted bc someone didnt roam Xylotile: yeah Xylotile: he had a reason Xylotile: i dont think it was someone typing Xylotile: may have been but idk eekay: oh so it wasnt level 1 afk Xylotile: no lol eekay: i was confused Xylotile: like 10 minutes in Xylotile: mb eekay: i mean eekay: its not unheard of eekay: i feel like ive had a disproportionately low amount fo actual inters in my games Xylotile: ek what do you think happens after you die eekay: how about you keepasking stupid questions and find out Xylotile: you wouldnt be able to touch me boy Xylotile: have you on the ground in less than 5 seconds eekay: boy ua re flabby as fuck Xylotile: ha Xylotile: real funny man Xylotile: about to pr on benchpress Xylotile: thank you very much Xylotile: also ur built like a fucking stick lol Xylotile: eats PB&J all day eekay: and im still built better than u eekay: how does it feel eekay: to just be built the same Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4374449 CaMelon: I got that msg too eekay: ks'd after getting a quadra eekay: 😔 CaMelon: I think u just ks all 4 of those kills man eekay: i 5 man solo ult them under tower eekay: big dick swain play and get quadra CaMelon: ? CaMelon: yea right CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719672251951218720/723662310702448714/ezgif-4-fcea0da509e3.gif eekay: i send clip CaMelon: as if eekay: apres cette jouer si CaMelon: bro bet eekay: Xylotile: They ran into you lol Xylotile: You took 1 tower shot eekay: https://tenor.com/view/han-solo-size-big-huge-gif-12200639
Joguitaro: yeah it's cool Joguitaro: i'm a monster hunter enjoyer Xylotile: i heard the graphics are pretty good Xylotile: eating graphics lol Joguitaro: yeah fully putting my new gpu to use Joguitaro: got ray tracing on and everything Xylotile: thats big Xylotile: how are your temps? Xylotile: do you have nzxt or something to track it Joguitaro: task manager says it's like 70ish just idle no fighting or anything Xylotile: not bad Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey today? ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-bus-stop-angry-shouting-gif-5144560278104615828 eekay: eekay: lol eekay: the second i enter the barrens eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/deep-spiderman-everywhere-i-go-i-see-his-face-deep-gif-15107582046443341624 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey when are you back? ASlowFatHorsey: Tomorrow eekay: and when are you barack ASlowFatHorsey: ek have u done anything other than wow this week and shit ur pants on friday ASlowFatHorsey: always Xylotile: he went to holly's place eekay: idk what you mean by this week but yeah i went to holies today FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/qJWBi02v6HP.gif eekay: lol Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: u definitely do but if u wanna be a lil baby about it i meant last week eekay: quite a bit of wow but exams and project all day thirsday and friday ASlowFatHorsey: u def were on wow thurs eekay: i legit wasnt eekay: i had a 930 exam then a 2 exam and had barely studied for either Xylotile: i bet i can guess your /played within 3 hours eekay: then a project due friday whcih i worked on till midnight then woke up then worked for legit 14 hours straight eekay: go ahead\ Xylotile: what level are you Xylotile: 40? eekay: just gz 36 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/you-sure-about-that-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-are-you-absolutely-certain-are-you-positive-can-you-verify-that-gif-2655197662233563095 eekay: yes im sure Xylotile: jk dobbins? Xylotile: hmmm 53 hours eekay: 56 Xylotile: im so good ASlowFatHorsey: u didnt get it within 2 hours Xylotile: i said 3 ASlowFatHorsey: op ASlowFatHorsey: ok ASlowFatHorsey: nice one eekay: 3 horus is easy eekay: 2 hours is really the benchmark of skill eekay: evberybody says that ASlowFatHorsey: he edited it ASlowFatHorsey: it was 2 Xylotile: edit dez nuts in your mouth ASlowFatHorsey: ight Xylotile: ok but that was impressive Xylotile: who gonna admit it Xylotile: @eekay does vscode autosave
ASlowFatHorsey: OOPS eekay: adblock eekay: actually! eekay: ublock origin now i forgot about that Xylotile: Guh eekay: ublock origin and youtube are literally in a constant battle and sometimes the adblock blocker gets through but not often Xylotile: My ublock always work eekay: mine went out for a bit a while ago but thats the only time eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx9vGg7uvE8&ab_channel=HepaTitusBA4 eekay: ap in jamaica eekay: but with wow ASlowFatHorsey: gonna start fights in supermarkets to build aggro eekay: lol Xylotile: lol Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: lol Xylotile: eekay: ap when he sees 2 level 16 minions eekay: https://tenor.com/view/run-forrest-puppet-panic-run-scream-gif-15786741 Xylotile: Lol eekay: runs deeper into the dungeon ASlowFatHorsey: nice bait Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/warrior-dps-wow-classic-gif-1071730007866166627 Xylotile: Eekay when he sees a random player at 20% hp in another part of the dungeon eekay: they literally asked me res their friend and said please eekay: and i would have been in time to heal yall but i couldnt find my fucking res in my sea of abilities Xylotile: Small brain eekay: i have 25 abilities Joguitaro: Wah wah Xylotile: What dungeon we doing next? ASlowFatHorsey: DEZ eekay: apparently you can do bfd with mostly green loot eekay: so once we hit level cap we can do bfd with another 5 man or do shadowfang keep which has good gear for me and xylotile Xylotile: We gotta wait until level cap? eekay: we will be laughed out of stormwind if we try to get a group for bfd before hitting 25 and with 2 blue pieces of gear between us Xylotile: Who cares man eekay: we wont be able to find others lol eekay: is what im saying eekay: ppl dont wanna join a underleveled and or undergeared group for a long dungeon ASlowFatHorsey: not true ASlowFatHorsey: maybe tru fro some but not all Xylotile: Oh Xylotile: Ok so what we doing then? eekay: level 25 is necessary at the very least Xylotile: Going back to the dun? eekay: blue gear on some of us is prefereable Xylotile: Or doing quests ASlowFatHorsey: QUESTS\ ASlowFatHorsey: opps eekay: we have lots to still get from dm but redridge has similairly leveled things to do eekay: and a minidungeon for loot eekay: i vote wedwidge questing Xylotile: What’s redridge? Xylotile: Oh wedwidge eekay: bait Xylotile: Down eekay: lol eekay: taylor already ran dm 4x with a random group so hes good there Xylotile: Rly eekay: lol yes Xylotile: Wait wtf eekay: hes a goblin Xylotile: Taylor you have downs Xylotile: When did he do it eekay: this morning when me and him were on Xylotile: So cringe Xylotile: He’s prolly already level cap ASlowFatHorsey: bro thats actually cringe eekay: yup Xylotile: He’s on a time out Xylotile: No wow today
eekay: and the point is that a great number of seemingly harmless tasks involve potentially harmful actions to us ASlowFatHorsey: Yea I understand but name a task that involves that eekay: making waffles ASlowFatHorsey: Or will lead into that eekay: making waffles ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmm ASlowFatHorsey: I’d think if u want waffle ingredients u would need things to remain on earth ASlowFatHorsey: It’s not like we are asking for the worlds largest waffle ASlowFatHorsey: Or infinite waffles eekay: no we are asking for lots of waffles ASlowFatHorsey: Def doable over time ASlowFatHorsey: aI work within the confines given ASlowFatHorsey: Like rules in chess eekay: yes this is a hypothetical and probably unrealistic but the point is that "do X" when x seems harmless means that things like "get smarter by making more computers or rewriting my own code" or "gather more resources" or "make robots that can do work in the real world" are very often effective means to do X eekay: the point is that it is difficult to say "do harmless but useful thing X, but do it in a way that we like and is safe for everybody" eekay: much harder than people think ASlowFatHorsey: I mean if people give it parameters. isn’t that the whole efficiency of Ai, given the parameters do these things. ASlowFatHorsey: And the parameters is follow world laws eekay: yes AI maximizes exactly what you tell it to eekay: so if you want it to "follow laws and make everybody happy" you have to somehow put that into ana ctual number eekay: of how well some action or plan follows laws and makes people happy ASlowFatHorsey: I there is just follow the rules or do not eekay: wheres as "make waffles" is very easy to turn into a function, its just the number of waffles/sec ASlowFatHorsey: Not really a gradient there eekay: umm eekay: yeah the problem is translating it into something the ai understands eekay: how do you tell a 2d matrix of numbers what people like or if its following the laws ASlowFatHorsey: Ig id hope the people who’d develop it would know how to do that eekay: lol yeah you would hope that eekay: nobody does literally noone eekay: theres a million people working on making the ai smarter and more general and maybe 1 in 100 is totally focused on making it safer ASlowFatHorsey: I mean that’s just theoretical and dosent break any rules eekay: what Xylotile: 😴 Xylotile: game game game ASlowFatHorsey: I mean AI isn’t really at that stage of danger yet ig ASlowFatHorsey: No ASlowFatHorsey: Game ASlowFatHorsey: Me study eekay: but it will be eventually we can agree on that eekay: people underestimate how stupid people are and how much better you can get at thinking and planning ASlowFatHorsey: Yes I’m just sayin that’s probably why not a lot of people are working on that ASlowFatHorsey: I agree eekay: do you think thats safe eekay: "lets not deal with the problem unless its literally save the world critical"? ASlowFatHorsey: A bit cavalier with their finances ASlowFatHorsey: Yea eekay: like openai is training gpt5 rn eekay: if during training at some point it decided it now had goals, and they would be to deceive humanity and take over the planet eekay: literally nobody would have any idea there are no ways to check that right now we cant see inside these models eekay: we dont know how unlikely it is for that kind of thing to happen, but we arent even looking for it becuase we dont know how ErfBundy: This is the most virgin activity I’ve seen in a while Xylotile: i didn’t read it lol
Xylotile: Which are discussions and can be done through zoom eekay: Yeah have fun with that eekay: bad time to go to a big school Xylotile: I accepted in December lmao Xylotile: Didn’t apply anywhere else ASlowFatHorsey: eiu is kinda experiencing the same thing tho eekay: Same as what ASlowFatHorsey: lots of cases poping up eekay: Yeah but I have 1 online class eekay: and don't have to get tested ASlowFatHorsey: ok? eekay: Those are good things ASlowFatHorsey: well from a student perspective ig they are good but in reality not getting tested all the time and meeting in person alot increases covid risk by a fuck ton eekay: But eiu has like 4k people eekay: I'd say it at least balances out ASlowFatHorsey: dosent matter eekay: Are you stupid eekay: of course with matters eekay: It* Xylotile: No it really doesn’t ASlowFatHorsey: cuz 4,000 people are still people and they all could be infected very quickly with no coutermeasure Xylotile: We have 400 cases because 30k people are getting tested twice a week eekay: You're saying the density of people in an area has nothing to do with the risk of people getting infected there ASlowFatHorsey: its a small capus retard ASlowFatHorsey: campus eekay: But u of I still probably has a higher density of people eekay: Retard Xylotile: It does Xylotile: But you guys aren’t getting tested Xylotile: Lol Xylotile: You have a lot more cases than reported Xylotile: You guys don’t get tested ASlowFatHorsey: true eekay: That doesn't mean cases aren't getting reported Xylotile: It really does though Xylotile: You don’t have mandatory tests ASlowFatHorsey: definitely implies it Xylotile: People can by asymptomatic eekay: If somebody has Corona they will tell somebody Xylotile: Or don’t go get tested ASlowFatHorsey: and it seems that you have a alot of inperson calsses eekay: In the vast majority of cases whether or not testing is necessary or not Xylotile: They don’t know they have it ASlowFatHorsey: classes eekay: I do have a lot of in person classes ASlowFatHorsey: no thats y they posted the u of i email people were knowingly covid tested postive and still interacting with people face to face and not self quarantining ASlowFatHorsey: and not telling anyone CaMelon: ASlowFatHorsey: wait camel ASlowFatHorsey: did he say the n word ASlowFatHorsey: XDDDDXDXDXDXXXDX eekay: camel just cursed eekay: omg CaMelon: Yea that’s my voice jakecrewa: Not texting is kind of stupid but all of EIU’s underclassman have their own dorms right? I think that’s how a lot of our cases at least are happening is roommates giving each other the virus jakecrewa: *testing eekay: yo eekay: where tf you at eekay: like literally what college ASlowFatHorsey: purde pussy ASlowFatHorsey: purdue jakecrewa: Nah ASlowFatHorsey: yes jakecrewa: Ohio state retard CaMelon: jakecrewa: Would never go to a bottom tier big 10 school like u of i or Purdue ASlowFatHorsey: you know i will admit that ohio got a pretty good marching band ASlowFatHorsey: to bad somebody in dis chat fucken quit ASlowFatHorsey: jkjkjkjk' jakecrewa: Yeah Mrs Cruit actually pulled me to the side of class and told me i was too straight for playing an instrument while walking so she had me quit
eekay: Oh ok ASlowFatHorsey: Dont scare me like that jakecrewa: Lahiru edges for sport ASlowFatHorsey: Feared for your health and well being eekay: i can barely see that emote eekay: 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 eekay: 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 📿 ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda reminds me of a plumbus with a little too much phleem tbh eekay: kinda calculator actually lol Xylotile: it looks like a tennis racket eekay: 🏓 ? ASlowFatHorsey: Yes tennis def not ping pong eekay: dame sifference ASlowFatHorsey: Crax Xylotile: lahiru Xylotile: just letting you know that ap likes to @ someone then delete the message ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah for sure all the time Xylotile: had to do it to them eekay: super impressive man eekay: gj Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sad-baby-frown-cry-tantrums-gif-4649018 Xylotile: get back to class Xylotile: anthro boy eekay: are you gonna frame rthat and put it on ur wall Xylotile: Yes eekay: you should major acheivement eekay: xylotiles frist time getting kills Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/afk-simpsons-gif-4767850 eekay: lol eekay: ok eekay: yeah so much for choosing your core items each game eekay: riftmaker kinda useless eekay: on swain eekay: i didnt know that omnivamp is 1/3 effectiver for aoe abilities and swain has literally 4 aoe ability Xylotile: *wahh wahh* Xylotile: @wrenchbreaker Xylotile: how u doing on leg eekay: eekay: all he plays Xylotile: ooo Xylotile: u good at it ? eekay: he better be by now eekay: i dont think he does much else Xylotile: i mean he could be like u eekay: ?? Xylotile: 20+ games a day and is hardstuck Xylotile: jk jk eekay: i literally climbed the entire time i was playing Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/gudetama-gif-4711512 Xylotile: im ^ eekay: got greifed by end of season shitters
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eekay: got owned CaMelon: ErfBundy: CaMelon: @ErfBundy EK has a lust for the GGS Xylotile: @eekay is right Xylotile: Literally the same champion Xylotile: They’re getting paid to make a new champion and they have two months Xylotile: Do not reuse three abilities and call it a new champ Xylotile: @Joguitaro kat? Joguitaro: 🤡 Xylotile: @Joguitaro ??? Joguitaro: 🤡 Xylotile: Exposed Joguitaro: ? CaMelon: CaMelon: @Joguitaro ? eekay: lol eekay: hes got an eboy support Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: 🤡 Joguitaro: @CaMelon @eekay @eekay 🤡 eekay: @Joguitaro 🏳️‍🌈 CaMelon: jakecrewa: Really sad seeing a brother struggle with his sexual identity like this eekay: yup jakecrewa: The closet is no place to live Joguitaro: 🤡 jakecrewa: And what’s this gay clown sex orgy emoji he keeps using? Joguitaro: @jakecrewa jakecrewa: Is that code for you want me to put my wiener in your throat or something? I support your journey man, but don’t involve me. Joguitaro: 🤡 Joguitaro: 🧑‍🦯 CaMelon: Joguitaro: Hehe xd jakecrewa: @CaMelon LMAO Joguitaro: @jakecrewa Autism alert jakecrewa: Taylor in all seriousness why are you so defensive of this joke lmao jakecrewa: Everyone knows the only way to get rid of a joke is to embrace it eekay: its not a joke eekay: taylor needs to learn to accept himself Joguitaro: Y’all are trolling Joguitaro: You guys are delusional and need help Joguitaro: Seek a mental ward jakecrewa: Taylor’s doing an epic Mike Pence impression CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: my friggle swamp ASlowFatHorsey: those were good times lol eekay: lol eekay: were is that CaMelon: friggle's house ASlowFatHorsey: at frigmensa eekay: is that the friggle's pond int he back? CaMelon: no eekay: oh aight CaMelon: eekay: lol christoph's face ASlowFatHorsey: you look like your setting sail ASlowFatHorsey: aircraft carrier eekay: i look like a transformer eekay: halfway between a person and a minivan ASlowFatHorsey: short hair ek wtfrick eekay: i look like jew eekay: its not good that short eekay: but it definitely should be shorter than is now eekay: more pics @CaMelon CaMelon: oh what CaMelon: of eekay: school antics CaMelon: alright CaMelon: eekay: i look very jesus there CaMelon: CaMelon: eekay: lol CaMelon: CaMelon: CaMelon: eekay: edan eekay: edan griffin is a eekay: a eekay: beta CaMelon: I think that’s basically all I have since some stuff got lost when I had to replace my phone eekay: damn eekay: its like the burning of the library of alexandria eekay: but worse ASlowFatHorsey: i love how nobody even questioned us as we carried him outside lol with my beard it may have looked like and actual kidnapping
eekay: @everyone W3 G4M1N ??!!??@everyone W3 G4M1N ??!!?? eekay: @everyone W3 G4M1N ??!!??@everyone W3 G4M1N ??!!??@everyone W3 G4M1N ??!!?? eekay: @everyone W3 G4M1N ??!!??@everyone W3 G4M1N ??!!?? Xylotile: I can in a bit CaMelon: H CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 251 minutes. Xylotile: Getting on rn CaMelon: ok we dodge eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEfxxyCUZw eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plM7CMmlwlg eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 35 minutes. CaMelon: ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 84 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: v ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon @CaMelon v ASlowFatHorsey: v ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon v@CaMelon @CaMelon vv ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: vvvvv ASlowFatHorsey: v ASlowFatHorsey: vvv@CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon vv@CaMelon v ASlowFatHorsey: vvv@CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: cv ASlowFatHorsey: vv ASlowFatHorsey: cv v ASlowFatHorsey: b v ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: v ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon vvvv ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon v@CaMelon @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon v CaMelon: Did they change ranked placement stuff? Xylotile: yeah you do 10 instead of 8 Xylotile: like last season CaMelon: ah i was wondering because i won first two games and am in iron so i was confused CaMelon: lost 3rd one becasue of a retarded inting volibear jg CaMelon: 3- 1 rn Xylotile: that rude to talk about aidan like that CaMelon: lol Xylotile: you get a provisional rank on your first one. I was silver 2 Xylotile: then for the next 9 games you can only gain LP and you skip promos CaMelon: ah Xylotile: yeah and since your account has never played ranked before. You get placed in the lowest division CaMelon: ah eekay: yo im back eekay: second palce eekay: tilted CaMelon: wher did u go eekay: schobo tourneyt CaMelon: o
eekay: On another bridge nearby there's one "Ally hearts nick" eekay: Which I thought might be Gracie's sister Joguitaro: Should be like that one guy Chris Chan and go to eiu and make a girlfriend application and put it up and stand by it eekay: Um eekay: Was he applying for the position of girlfriend? eekay: Or is he looking for applicants? eekay: Cause I'm down for either Joguitaro: He was looking for applicants lol Joguitaro: But I guess you can applicate yourself Xylotile: Who’s Chris Chang Joguitaro: Chan Joguitaro: Stupid Xylotile: Oopsie Xylotile: I liked the Rick and morty episode eekay: it actually was gracie's sister eekay: i feel like i solved a mystery ErfBundy: Fucking Nancy drew bruh eekay: ong eekay: are energy drinks much worse for you than soda? eekay: i always felt like they were but idk Joguitaro: Yes ASlowFatHorsey: Pretty much 4x the sugar of soda plus mega dose of caffeine Xylotile: energy drinks have moderate caffeine eekay: yeah i figured eekay: but what does too much sugar do eekay: is too much sugar even bad? Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sigh-facepalm-stressed-disappointed-bored-gif-17570669 Xylotile: anyone down to game Xylotile: probably at 11ish Xylotile: GAMEEEEEEE eekay: fine Xylotile: gonna reset pc Xylotile: brb ASlowFatHorsey: I mean if u count a cup of espresso as a moderate amount of caffeine ASlowFatHorsey: Diabetes Xylotile: Diabetes isn’t real ASlowFatHorsey: Ight ASlowFatHorsey: Imagine not having a band event that keeps you out till 3:00am eekay: y Xylotile: cuz band is dumb Xylotile: the usb for my headset doesn't work anymore lol Xylotile: every time i plug it in Xylotile: it says "power surge" eekay: ok eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ? ASlowFatHorsey: 3pm eekay: k Xylotile: hi eekay: no eekay: is witcher 3 really that good? ASlowFatHorsey: Never played it cant say ASlowFatHorsey: People say its really good eekay: then dont talk dumbfuck ASlowFatHorsey: ? eekay: jk jk eekay: yeah ppl cum their pantaloons ab it eekay: @ErfBundy u play? ErfBundy: What ErfBundy: Oh Witcher lol ErfBundy: I have it I haven’t played it that much but I own it ErfBundy: It’s okay I’m just not a fan of the combat tbh ErfBundy: Also I just am not into the world too much which is like the main reason people like it ErfBundy: It didn’t hook me but I can see people spending many hours in it eekay: aight aight eekay: dont you get to see yenniffers boobies ErfBundy: You see almost every chicks boobs ErfBundy: If you are interested in the Witcher world though I think it’s a valid pickup ErfBundy: Also it’s on sale a lot so I don’t see a reason to not try it tbh eekay: yeah thats my idea eekay: do you know joseph andersen eekay: makes yt videos about games eekay: he s got these gameplay/story analysis of the witcher games that are like 4 hours apeice and ive rewatched them so many times but never played the games
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/neutral-face-emoji-weirdchamp-weirdchamping-gif-18614570 CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/que-gif-4708962 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-private-from-penguins-of-madagascar-hi-wave-hey-there-gif-16043627 Xylotile: Does white always go first in chess? ASlowFatHorsey: yes Xylotile: Lol okay Xylotile: Not racist at all CaMelon: tru CaMelon: 1st is the worst 2nd is the best why they gotta do whypipo like that ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/cool-club-gif-18898269 eekay: \ eekay: clutched Xylotile: how you get a 500/500 lol eekay: sort of a blow off eekay: the first assignment was to type my name into the frist page of the syllabus and turn it in eekay: still padding the gpa doe Xylotile: first assignment or hw eekay: what Xylotile: was typing ur name homework 1 eekay: yes Xylotile: and u didnt do it Xylotile: lol eekay: lol no eekay: missed it Xylotile: 😐 Xylotile: https://www.twitch.tv/loltyler1 Xylotile: twitch rivals finals Xylotile: they're 1-1 bo3 eekay: ik i been watching Xylotile: tardy gets so mad Xylotile: lol Xylotile: even tho he's been trolling both games eekay: true there was some serious flaming last game Xylotile: yk who quantum is? eekay: yes' Xylotile: i really like him Xylotile: he's a chill dude eekay: why dont you marry him Xylotile: stfu Xylotile: they're cooming over him lol CaMelon: @Xylotile why dont you marry him Xylotile: D: Xylotile: s Xylotile: s Xylotile: s Xylotile: s Xylotile: s Xylotile: s Xylotile: s Xylotile: s Xylotile: s Xylotile: s Xylotile: ss Xylotile: s Xylotile: s CaMelon: ? Xylotile: cameron Xylotile: go die Xylotile: man ASlowFatHorsey: bet u wont put a ring on it Xylotile: ...... CaMelon: quantum gamings? ASlowFatHorsey: ???? ASlowFatHorsey: xylobile u know quantum realties explore all possibilities ?? ASlowFatHorsey: where u ASlowFatHorsey: ring up ASlowFatHorsey: jo CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/joeys-world-tour-hey-hey-there-there-food-reviewer-gif-14693938 Xylotile: 😮 ASlowFatHorsey: xylotile quantum just ur schrödinger's cat bro ASlowFatHorsey: open that box CaMelon: fracks hp lovecraft kitty cat Xylotile: eat my shorts CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/707106574706933772/806315585335853066/1611738595157.gif ASlowFatHorsey: lol
Xylotile: League actually ruined my day Xylotile: I am unironically angry Joguitaro: we should've played a chill game like jack box or gartic phone Joguitaro: no deep cock gamers? 🥺 CaMelon: bad game Xylotile: Nah Xylotile: Bed wars tho Joguitaro: id bed Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro an hour? Xylotile: In * Joguitaro: down eekay: nope Joguitaro: gay ASlowFatHorsey: maybs down for some cock Joguitaro: im down for some cock eekay: goddamnit ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: cant resist Joguitaro: he knows he wants the cock Joguitaro: the deep cock ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 91 minutes. Joguitaro: one sec eekay: ???????????????????????????????????????????? eekay: 3 MISSIONS eekay: MAX eekay: THEN I SHALL LEAVE eekay: 10min i leave eekay: @Joguitaro eekay: nefarious FriggBot2000: This computer is shared with others including parents. This is a parent speaking to you to now. Not sure what this group is up to. I have told my son that role playing d and d games are absolutely forbidden in out household. We do not mind him having online friendships with local people that he knows for legitimate purposes. Perhaps this is an innocent group. But, we expect transparency in our son's friendships and acquaintances. If you would like to identify yourself now and let me know what your purpose for this platform is this is fine. You are welcome to do so. Xylotile: @CaMelon get on Xylotile: @eekay get on bed wars Xylotile: Yo is discord buggin? ErfBundy: idk Joguitaro: nah man Xylotile: i cant join call ErfBundy: no hear you Joguitaro: yous in call rn Xylotile: it says connecting Joguitaro: restart discord Xylotile: i did Joguitaro: Xylotile: Game Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @Joguitaro CaMelon: ight CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/wakeup-gif-19924898 CaMelon: @everyone CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 6 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: Dude ASlowFatHorsey: Not funny didn’t laugh CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817923184740532275/844570631528906802/image0.gif eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey u down for holies any time soon? CaMelon: que? eekay: holy boulders eekay: outdoor area in the south CaMelon: o ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe next weekend eekay: aight eekay: u done that claim w amazon yet ASlowFatHorsey: Just re bought it eekay: what no shot eekay: theres no refund??? ASlowFatHorsey: I didnt see any ASlowFatHorsey: Must have missed the window eekay: you can 100% file a claim eekay: so amazon says contact the seller first eekay: and if you do that and they are unresponsive then claim with amazon eekay: and the window is 90 days from estimated delivery time CaMelon: @eekay do u know anything about lua eekay: nope eekay: 0 CaMelon: alright
Joguitaro: NA forever CaMelon: You guys need to go outside Joguitaro: question mark emoji eekay: wow camel ur so cool eekay: i wish i could live an active and healthy life like you do eekay: and feel suprtior to other for talking about twitch Joguitaro: I use a computer therefore I am incel unhealthy Joguitaro: theyve dodged like 4 times in a row lol CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/wow-bro-that-is-so-funny-jajajaja-lmao-i-am-dying-hahaha-gif-18437247 eekay: lol Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/laughing-muttley-laugh-lmao-gif-9280955 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/cringe-dog-dancing-cute-gif-15805715 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-cat-jam-head-bounce-kitty-gif-17946989 eekay: im 20k on beleive eekay: instant regret tbh Joguitaro: 10000 on believe Joguitaro: i think they have better team comp eekay: i coinflipped in my brain CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/mangum-live-seamus-pig-discord-cord-gif-19368003 Joguitaro: true lol Joguitaro: lets goooo believers lol eekay: +1600k Joguitaro: pog more fake internet points eekay: i mean 16000k eekay: i mean 16000 eekay: numbers Joguitaro: # eekay: 😆 fags Joguitaro: laughing while cryings emoji gays XD eekay: omg eekay: i came Joguitaro: ? eekay: t1's stream Joguitaro: oh yeah lol Xylotile: Did you guys see that twitch banned simp incel and virgin eekay: yeah Joguitaro: yeah its cringe eekay: fucking rididulous Xylotile: Going down the shitter Joguitaro: whats next? doodoo head? eekay: like no fucking human on earth aske4d for this eekay: so fucking crazy eekay: nobody s offended by the word blind or by fucking virgin CaMelon: You guys should use the superior streaming platform http://www.justin.tv instead of Twitch eekay: lol eekay: eekay: 👀 Joguitaro: lol Joguitaro: you should eekay: yeah eekay: 4 to 12 business years eekay: i get my 1v1 Joguitaro: yep eekay: 100k on the dick eekay: saving eekay: Joguitaro: true lol eekay: he has a fuckton of those too CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey how’s the studying CaMelon: eekay: @Joguitaro u still watching lol CaMelon: I think he went outside eekay: lol eekay: mission success eekay: you can rest easy tonight Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-legs-gif-10811579 Xylotile: ? ErfBundy: Ooooo thigh reveal Xylotile: Do y’all not get it eekay: hm Xylotile: Small brain ErfBundy: He wants to play league ErfBundy: @Xylotile Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sneaky-smile-secrets-gossip-gif-5912204
ASlowFatHorsey: dont even @ me Xylotile: i gotta show you my lee q prediction when i was playing with my brother eekay: thats not english Xylotile: i deadass ganked a graves mid and predicted their flash Xylotile: no cap eekay: clip or didnt happen eekay: and its kapp Xylotile: kapp* ASlowFatHorsey: kek ASlowFatHorsey: kek ASlowFatHorsey: kek Definitely_Not_Taylor: Imma start my computer now for when we game at nine Xylotile: im gnna stream it Xylotile: brb Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 1 minutes. Xylotile: answer fools Xylotile: it expired Xylotile: RIP ASlowFatHorsey: typing rn Definitely_Not_Taylor: Ek hurry up so we can game Definitely_Not_Taylor: Type faster then lol ez eekay: ok ill finish the project eekay: but the taylor generator is working eekay: i thought it was i thought it was i thought it was honestly pretty easy i thought it was honestly pretty easy pretty easy not that bad i thought it was i thought it was pretty easy honestly honestly honestly i thought it was not that bad honestly not that bad not that bad pretty easy pretty easy not that bad honestly i thought it was i thought it was not that bad not that bad i thought it was i thought it was not that bad pretty easy pretty easy pretty easy pretty easy i thought it was pretty easy not that bad i thought it was honestly i thought it was pretty easy not that bad not that bad honestly pretty easy honestly pretty easy not that bad i thought it was i thought it was i thought it was i thought it was i thought it was pretty easy pretty easy not that bad pretty easy not that bad honestly honestly honestly i thought it was i thought it was i thought it was pretty easy i thought it was pretty easy i thought it was i thought it was not that bad not that bad i thought it was i thought it was pretty easy not that bad honestly not that bad honestly i thought it was pretty easy i thought it was pretty easy pretty easy i thought it was honestly pretty easy not that bad not that bad not that bad i thought it was honestly not that bad not that bad pretty easy i thought it was not that bad honestly i thought it was Definitely_Not_Taylor: Hey Definitely_Not_Taylor: That’s me Definitely_Not_Taylor: 👈 Definitely_Not_Taylor: Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game Game
eekay: that what Joguitaro: Iclicker credit 🙂 eekay: the what Joguitaro: Iclicker Joguitaro: Credit Joguitaro: 🙂 eekay: what Joguitaro: U of I kids know 🙂 eekay: yeah thats why im asking Joguitaro: Basically questions asked in class that we have to answer on a clicker Joguitaro: To get credit we were in lecture eekay: cohooty eekay: cohoot eekay: @jakecrewa lol remember those sweaty ass cohoot games in mrs barger class Joguitaro: Cahoohoo eekay: eekay: communists Joguitaro: lol jakecrewa: Yes but more importantly do you remember the kid who sat right next to me and brought all those ps4 games in that one day lmao eekay: oh yeah eekay: ill never forget that time he offered you a fig newton eekay: and yous aid no and then he went to unzip his backpakc and we all thought we were through jakecrewa: Had literal heart palpitations in that moment eekay: lol eekay: classic hijinx Joguitaro: game ErfBundy: Yooo we in the same groupchat dog? ErfBundy: That is actually stupid though lowkey eekay: lol wtf really? eekay: is yours owned by EIP? ErfBundy: Probably some fucking retard putting oil or some shit down the drain ErfBundy: Yeah eekay: um eekay: ar you not sposed to do that.. ErfBundy: Bro are you like being for real Joguitaro: eekay be shitting in the sink ErfBundy: Was that a joke eekay: haha yea. eekay: gotcha! ErfBundy: Bro Ethan Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019 ErfBundy: Lmao eekay: wdym oil the world is full of oils ErfBundy: Oil and grease don’t go down the sink eekay: things just drift in my window since i took the screen out ErfBundy: Like cooking ingredients ErfBundy: What are you putting in your sink eekay: why the hell not you stupid bastard ErfBundy: Because they separate from water and clog shit eekay: idk foood eekay: whatever fits down there eekay: that has to include some natural oil eekay: im not pumping in gallons of crude oil ErfBundy: I understand that ErfBundy: I’m just saying you aren’t supposed to put grease or like oil in the sink ErfBundy: It’s bad for it eekay: well its bad for humans too but looka t us ErfBundy: Bruh ErfBundy: Don’t try to talk out of this ErfBundy: You got caught bud Joguitaro: little oil treat for the sink today ErfBundy: Lmao eekay: lol i was joking ok i didnt know you cant put oil in the drain but i hafvent put in much if any ErfBundy: I mean I figured eekay: i dont produce a lot of oil not a lot of cooking goin on here ErfBundy: It’s crazy you didn’t know that though Joguitaro: lots of expired milk and cereal goin on there eekay: lol how would milk expire in my apartment Joguitaro: buy it in bulk from big dairy Joguitaro: expires and turns into cheese Joguitaro: make cheese cereal ErfBundy: Valid Joguitaro: ek abusing his lactase enzymes Joguitaro: putting them to work ErfBundy: Overtime bro CD Project Red hours over there Joguitaro: gaming Joguitaro: i need some gaming
eekay: stfu taylor eekay: have you gone 24 hours without typing the word cringe Xylotile: league isnt worth spending my time on Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Y Joguitaro: new champ out. me wanna play Xylotile: then play bro Xylotile: no one is stopping you Joguitaro: nah eekay: just play eekay: the fucking game eekay: you know you cant get molested if you play alone Xylotile: aight ima mute chat for a bit eekay: its ok bro ASlowFatHorsey: True but zamjoski y no lol Xylotile: no lol b/c ive done the math eekay: nice muting chat Xylotile: not worth the dopamine/minute of gametime Xylotile: i just did and he asked me a question eekay: how to you measure your dopamine Xylotile: so i gotta answer Xylotile: i have a dopamine machine next to me eekay: noice ASlowFatHorsey: How much cum he exudes ASlowFatHorsey: Oh ASlowFatHorsey: Nvm Joguitaro: 0 IQ moment honestly ASlowFatHorsey: nice voice line Joguitaro: thank you Joguitaro: made it myself eekay: bruh bruh eekay: 0 iq monment eekay: kinda cringe eekay: game time eekay: game ASlowFatHorsey: 0 iq , -iq, bruh , no eekay: any gamings Joguitaro: i mean yeah Joguitaro: thats how i talk ASlowFatHorsey: Npc Joguitaro: good eekay: ^^^ eekay: when i see "joguitaro is typing" ASlowFatHorsey: Walking and talking like npc eekay: i see the conversation tree Joguitaro: im glad eekay: i see the entire conversation i dont even need to talk to you eekay: i dont think he has a keyboard eekay: he just has buttons with all 12 phrases ASlowFatHorsey: We could probably put a bot in your place Joguitaro: and when i talk to you all i hear is baby rage and beta doodoo cheeks eekay: at least youre saying something different Joguitaro: im a learning ai eekay: youre not though eekay: you gavent been learning Joguitaro: i didnt say i was an efficient one eekay: youve been repeating yourself since as long as i can remember ASlowFatHorsey: Ehhhh equestrians eekay: then youre not an ai eekay: jsut a bot Joguitaro: and you're a beta ASlowFatHorsey: Not rong CaMelon: Joguitaro: just the way the world works Joguitaro: This the job ek got eekay: eekay: 😬 CaMelon: ? ASlowFatHorsey: Get fucked retard Joguitaro: ? ASlowFatHorsey: Ek u ded bro eekay: my groupchat Joguitaro: u ded u ded eekay: very painful to read ASlowFatHorsey: You got snaped CaMelon: oh nice CaMelon: dude they seem based CaMelon: and red piled eekay: dont say that CaMelon: very epic eekay: these people are fucking middle schoolers CaMelon: XD eekay: i despise them Joguitaro: very epic much funny man wow ASlowFatHorsey: And we’re not ?? eekay: if one of us said something like that it would be ironic eekay: these poeple are just so unaware of themselves Joguitaro: sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee CaMelon: ??????????? eekay: except for taylor maybe
ASlowFatHorsey: how many times have you rewatched that eekay: must be like 3 or 4 up to the peter capaldi eipsodes ASlowFatHorsey: woman oldman cringe eekay: yeah i just cant get behind old guy ASlowFatHorsey: or are they good eekay: hes not bad but it just feels too different eekay: to the real classics ASlowFatHorsey: is woman good? eekay: ive never even seen an episode of jodie whittaker ASlowFatHorsey: thats gotta feel weird after being a guy for so long eekay: i never made it that far ASlowFatHorsey: yeah i think i would prolly stop after 8 too eekay: never gonna be anybody better than david tennant ASlowFatHorsey: i think i got through s3 ages ago eekay: im going to try and get to the end of capaldi ASlowFatHorsey: yeah david was pretty good eekay: the matt smith ones were a lot less cheesy and more cinematic eekay: i used to have 2 sonic screwdrivers when iw as a kid eekay: i wish i still had em ASlowFatHorsey: yeah umm me having to copy paste every name you say eekay: lol eekay: long hair guy with the green screwdriver ASlowFatHorsey: o eekay: if you could trade lives with somebody for a day who would you choose eekay: im thinking probably a female who is very rich ASlowFatHorsey: Camel to know what it feels like to be able to bench press 8 tines his wieght eekay: lol eekay: but if you did somebody rich you could paypal ur real self like 1 mil eekay: and id choose a girl just to try out havin a pussy ASlowFatHorsey: True ASlowFatHorsey: Not for pussy part but money ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda yikes ASlowFatHorsey: Y eekay: ok ur telling me if you had the chance to be a girl for a single day you wouldnt take it eekay: thats just retarded ASlowFatHorsey: Ummmm ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe for research purposes eekay: i mean one time then you know what its like ASlowFatHorsey: Ehhh idk seems ASlowFatHorsey: Petunias eekay: its not aunt petunia eekay: its the pursuit of knowledge eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: 👺 🦿 ASlowFatHorsey: The man who one the paraplegic olympics ASlowFatHorsey: Leg face eekay: have you seen this lol eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBO9ANTBCjM&ab_channel=Narmak ASlowFatHorsey: Ek anime ? eekay: i can get behind this one ASlowFatHorsey: Its actually so fucking gg what lol eekay: its what? ASlowFatHorsey: G/g rating eekay: eekay: wtf eekay: eekay: imagine the power of this man ASlowFatHorsey: There only 1 aidan petersen ASlowFatHorsey: Fax eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: There could be less than 1 flr all of these ASlowFatHorsey: Aka 0 eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Bed time eekay: are you sleeping now eekay: just gonna drop this eekay: wrenchbreaker: @eekay @jakecrewa just had a Salman Rushdie question wrenchbreaker: just had a LOL question lmao wrenchbreaker: got power on it too jakecrewa: Holy shit no way. What was the LOL question wrenchbreaker: like this company makes a game with minions and a game where you plant a spike wrenchbreaker: Rito
eekay: prediction market eekay: you just bet on predictions eekay: of real world events Xylotile: You can use Webull for paper money Xylotile: It’s cool eekay: yeah there are plenty of similair things eekay: this one is no real money eekay: wait what eekay: wdym paper money Xylotile: Fake money Xylotile: Real time stock market but you’re trading with fake money eekay: oh eekay: yeah thats cool Xylotile: What’s most common joint pain for climbers Xylotile: Their pussy? eekay: lol eekay: idk if there is a most common eekay: i might guess wrists eekay: if you exclude acute injuries like pullies breaking eekay: hmm obama not endorsing kamala Xylotile: Not surprising Xylotile: Pullies? eekay: eekay: cable managers in your fingers eekay: https://manifold.markets/ManifoldPolitics/who-will-win-the-2024-democratic-pr-47576e90fa38 eekay: hmm michelle at 2% here ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/shatner-william-shatner-captian-kirk-star-trek-heaven-gif-5379178 ASlowFatHorsey: ek when he sees a percentage eekay: !sonnet craft a short tale where one person says they hate predictions, and science as a whole, and gets shown up by an enlightneed bayesian individual FriggBot2000: Once upon a time, in a bustling coffee shop, sat two friends: Jack, a self-proclaimed skeptic, and Sarah, a data scientist with a penchant for probability. "I hate predictions," Jack grumbled, stirring his coffee aggressively. "And don't even get me started on science. It's all just guesswork and fancy jargon." Sarah raised an eyebrow, a small smile playing on her lips. "Oh? Care to elaborate?" "Well," Jack continued, "scientists are always changing their minds. One day coffee is bad for you, the next it's a superfood. How can we trust anything they say?" Sarah nodded thoughtfully. "I see your point, Jack. But what if I told you that uncertainty is actually a fundamental part of good science?" Jack scoffed. "That sounds like a cop-out." "Not at all," Sarah replied, pulling out a napkin and a pen. "Let me introduce you to the wonderful world of Bayesian thinking." She quickly sketched a simple diagram. "Bayesian reasoning is all about updating our beliefs as we gather new evidence. We start with a prior probability, then adjust it based on new data." Jack lea FriggBot2000: ned in, intrigued despite himself. "So," Sarah continued, "when scientists change their stance on something, they're not flip-flopping. They're refining their understanding based on new evidence. It's actually a strength of the scientific method, not a weakness." Jack's brow furrowed. "But how does this help with predictions?" Sarah grinned. "Bayesian methods allow us to quantify uncertainty. Instead of saying 'coffee is good' or 'coffee is bad,' we can say 'based on current evidence, there's a 70% chance that moderate coffee consumption has health benefits.'" As understanding dawned on Jack's face, Sarah concluded, "By embracing uncertainty and constantly updating our knowledge, we actually become better at making predictions and understanding the world around us." Jack sat back, a look of wonder replacing his earlier skepticism. "I never thought of it that way. Maybe there's something to this science stuff after all." Sarah laughed, raising her coffee cup in a toast. "Welcome to the enlightened side, my friend. May your predictions always be probabilistic! eekay: !pigwatch on FriggBot2000: Pigwatch enabled eekay: hatersheild at 100% ASlowFatHorsey: ek when he knows hes gonna lose an arguement
Xylotile: It is lol Xylotile: Fall asleep music Xylotile: Might as well be white noise eekay: so true eekay: idk Xylotile: Ok but yes for 4???? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 165 minutes. Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: if 4 people are yapping at me eekay: id probably caver eekay: but ap had homework i thnk Xylotile: ok but 3 eekay: no Xylotile: we gaminggggg Xylotile: just get in call Xylotile: talk to us while you wokr Xylotile: 😄 Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mib-men-in-black-will-gif-20590125 eekay: you dont have homework Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: @eekay eekay: Xylotile: eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey k but ur rly gonna claim ur ahead when u never got this acheivement? eekay: eekay: id go back and redo the fight personally ASlowFatHorsey: Thought id give him a second chance i felt bad for myrkuling him so badly eekay: lol eekay: myrk'd Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey you still play no man’s sky? ASlowFatHorsey: Nar not really ASlowFatHorsey: I played bck when there was a really dumb op exploit and thats it lol FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/nlqYfh3QeKp.gif ASlowFatHorsey: Lol Xylotile: You see they’re overhauling the inside of the ship? ASlowFatHorsey: I did not ASlowFatHorsey: Does it look cool? ASlowFatHorsey: Idk y they changing it tbh Xylotile: I didn’t pay attention to the video Xylotile: That’s all I heard Xylotile: Any gaymers Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: sure Xylotile: That sure doesn’t seem genuine eekay: https://tenor.com/view/middlefinger-kid-gif-315851737004754849 Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay would you try raw beef eekay: ive had raw beef Xylotile: Oh ASlowFatHorsey: U havent had this raw beef eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sunrise-excited-gif-8094166407202124087 eekay: ^ homegrown simpsons stuff ASlowFatHorsey: Xxn don’t got that Xylotile: Ap u game? ASlowFatHorsey: Nah not rn Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-13261737358986789359 Xylotile: eekay: ai voice?
Xylotile: GAMEEE Xylotile: GAMEEE TIME ASlowFatHorsey: Nah the irl calls Xylotile: bruh Xylotile: can you play later today ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb Xylotile: riotttt Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/trace-ross-traceellisross-diana-explosion-gif-23033086 ASlowFatHorsey: @everyone we gotta find the puzzy gaming photo of Alison pls Xylotile: i have one Xylotile: but not gonna share it Xylotile: egay u busy Xylotile: ? ErfBundy: Yes eekay: no eekay: @Xylotile Xylotile: 2v2v2v2v2v2 Xylotile: aight eekay: yeah ok eekay: @Xylotile downloading Xylotile: ok eekay: done eekay: Started a call that lasted 79 minutes. Xylotile: one second sir eekay: no. FriggBot2000: Xylotile: YOOOO eekay: welcome back frigbot good to see you again ErfBundy: wgmn eekay: holy shit just remembred i had a dream eekay: where we all got drunk eekay: and i woke up andlooked in the mirror and had a huge beard+mustache eekay: wonder what it means Xylotile: means you’re a man ErfBundy: Only in his dreams tho Xylotile: alcohol is associated with growing up Xylotile: usually beard and mustache is also associated with growing up Xylotile: eekay: lol ErfBundy: We gaming today? ErfBundy: I know I’m like a jynxzi dick rider but like this man has been climbing in subs for like a whole year and been steady at over 100,000 for like two months or so this guy is cracked eekay: ok what is up with u an this guy eekay: constant status updates ErfBundy: Gotta let you know that he’s constantly above XQC ErfBundy: My streamer moment ErfBundy: I also just love to see siege thriving again game is fun Xylotile: yes game Xylotile: today Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: Ok eekay: ok ErfBundy: What time eekay: !gpt3 hi ErfBundy: Nice bot man FriggBot2000: fuck yourself 🙂 ErfBundy: LMAO ErfBundy: That’s funny Xylotile: any time Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey can taylor play ASlowFatHorsey: He not home from what i can see eekay: a eekay: a Xylotile: down for 4 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @ErfBundy Joguitaro: I can game now eekay: guys can i get like eekay: 30 minutes Xylotile: huh Joguitaro: No Xylotile: 30 minutes what bro eekay: b4 game Joguitaro: Why does discord on my computer say I’ve been blocked? Lol Xylotile: blocked on what eekay: by who Xylotile: that’s what i meant Joguitaro: Like just tryna open discord eekay: pic Joguitaro: eekay: thats the application? eekay: try the web version Joguitaro: Yes eekay: thats not even a discord thing you got blocked before u even reached discord Joguitaro: web version works
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/angry-upset-mad-jack-nicholson-the-shining-gif-27613303 Xylotile: lol eekay: !dalle a white male in their 20s with shoulder length brown hair and green-framed glasses in sweatpants and a tshirt being carried by the arms of an 8 foot tall female night elf from wow (the guy is being carried) FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-n53SNzfnt1AOZIKcDAKHZjSu.png?st=2024-10-30T19%3A21%3A56Z&se=2024-10-30T21%3A21%3A56Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-10-30T13%3A26%3A13Z&ske=2024-10-31T13%3A26%3A13Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=AiQTbGwXjiOi1uIp10TUm7GCZ0LSm4/ZgF1yES%2BEoPQ%3D eekay: bro fuck off eekay: her ankles arent blue lol Xylotile: Egay…. Xylotile: !gpt 8 foot tall male night elf male from wow CARRYING a white male in their 20s with shoulder length brown hair and green-framed glasses in sweatpants and a T-shirt FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: In this imaginative scenario, we have a towering 8-foot tall male Night Elf, a character from the popular game World of Warcraft. Night Elves are known for their tall, lithe, and athletic builds, often with intricate armor or naturalistic clothing. This Night Elf is carrying a second character, a human male in his 20s. He has shoulder-length brown hair and is wearing distinctive green-framed glasses. His casual outfit consists of sweatpants and a T-shirt, suggesting a relaxed or informal situation. The dynamic between these two characters could be part of a larger narrative or simply an interesting visual scenario. There could be numerous reasons why the Night Elf is carrying this young man—perhaps they're in the midst of an adventure, evading danger, or simply assisting a friend. The juxtaposition of a fantastical Night Elf and a contemporary human adds a layer of intrigue and opens up possibilities for storytelling, exploring themes of friendship, alliance, and differing worlds coming together. Xylotile: OOPS Xylotile: !dalle 8 foot tall male night elf male from wow CARRYING a white male in their 20s with shoulder length brown hair and green-framed glasses in sweatpants and a T-shirt
Xylotile: i need to fix video settings Xylotile: do you have dlss on? eekay: oop i minimized eekay: idk if i have dlss on Xylotile: all g Xylotile: i turned it on Xylotile: whos the absolute again? i dont want to google it cuz it might spoil some shit Xylotile: is that shadowhearts boss or something eekay: i dont think you're supposed to know much about it at that moment eekay: just that some people including the goblins in the area have forgotten their usual deity to worship it Xylotile: i might unbind right click Xylotile: and use it for camera movement eekay: u need to right click things Xylotile: ohhh thats what i changed Xylotile: whats your camera movement Xylotile: i changed it to alt right click eekay: all default eekay: middle mouse click Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/creaming-gif-24846469 eekay: rly soon Xylotile: wtf i got 1k camping supplies Xylotile: im rich Xylotile: ErfBundy: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRoMYtSg/ ErfBundy: W sleepy joe Xylotile: ErfBundy: Me on ranked eekay: https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-good-morning-shadowheart-princess-bg3-good-morning-gif-16446018237564607125 ASlowFatHorsey: Insert virgin play through joke here eekay: it was offscreen bro stay mad Xylotile: she looks old there eekay: if shadowheart is old im a gilfhunter eekay: #istandwithshadowheart Xylotile: egay you need to get on that ranked grind brother ASlowFatHorsey: I guys use Robin Hood or fidelity ASlowFatHorsey: U* eekay: robinhood ASlowFatHorsey: Fidelity seems better tbh Xylotile: robinhood has the better interface for new traders ASlowFatHorsey: Hm ASlowFatHorsey: Ight Xylotile: new investors* eekay: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bogleheads/comments/14cd38z/robinhood_or_fidelity/ eekay: lol Xylotile: are you thinking about getting an account? Xylotile: if so, use my link and we both get a free stock 🙂 eekay: comments kind of right about them trying to rope u into shit eekay: gambling cycle Xylotile: you're retarded (completely right) eekay: worked on xylotile Xylotile: man i've traded for three years before even thinking about options Xylotile: its just something im trying out eekay: but the interface is simple and its easy to just click no on every popup Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey lmk if you want to make a robinhood account, ok? Xylotile: also the only reason this is somewhat true is because you dont pay a fee for options trading Xylotile: bayes law eekay: idk what that means Xylotile: ofc you dont Xylotile: you just shit talk to shit talk Xylotile: 24/7 eekay: and that makes gambling good eekay: if an uninformed person says x, x is always wrongt Xylotile: what are you blabbing about Xylotile: if fidelity had no fee stock trading they would be in the same boatg eekay: what are their fees Xylotile: fee for using their platform to trade options eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ eekay: Xylotile: robinhood doesnt have that except a 3 cent fee per trade
eekay: i want you to tihnk about that question for a little bit eekay: see what you can come up[ with in 5 minutes CaMelon: im gonna lose eekay: NO U NOT CaMelon: yes i is eekay: adc diff? CaMelon: everything ASlowFatHorsey: singed buffs comin clutch? CaMelon: 30 v 4 ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: winnable tbh eekay: thats a tilter eekay: thaaaaaaaaaaats a tilter Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 1 minutes. eekay: fuck you wrenchbreaker: ^ eekay: @CaMelon get this weirdo outta her ErfBundy: lmao eekay: @wrenchbreaker u on that ranked grind tho 👀 eekay: ?? eekay: lp report go wrenchbreaker: no havent done placements yet lol wrenchbreaker: might get started this weekend eekay: what are those beta cheeks eekay: you should man norms are a different planet wrenchbreaker: yeah im getting tired of playing ppl 10 times my level lol eekay: yk the max level account in the world is like 2k or smthn wrenchbreaker: bruh eekay: he plays fuckin arams wrenchbreaker: lmao eekay: 9-5 eekay: ive actualyl never played an aram game eekay: why would i wanty to play a random champ and get all my kills stolen Xylotile: why would you play a 5v5 for 40 minutes eekay: lol they dont last 40 minutes eekay: like 15 Xylotile: only to be together for the last 10 Xylotile: lane for 15 Xylotile: fight for 4 eekay: oh Xylotile: defend or attack for 5 eekay: ur argument doesnt make sense though eekay: i said i dont want to play a random champ i dont have to in norms eekay: idk if baiting but w/e Xylotile: Different strokes Xylotile: Judging eekay: what Xylotile: What Xylotile: Headass eekay: je ne comprends pas Xylotile: umm fellas Xylotile: we still got 2 more games left Xylotile: for the tourney lol eekay: shut yo bitcha ss up eekay: aint nobody ask eekay: wait what eekay: why the fuck Xylotile: eekay: say somebody died Xylotile: lol stfu Xylotile: this should be our last game Xylotile: what time are we free to play eekay: i think im free feb 36th Xylotile: i would deadass be down to ff Xylotile: before it starts eekay: same Xylotile: if everyone is fine with that Xylotile: all of us have to agree tho eekay: we're just fucking the whole thing up tbh lol eekay: it was fun the frist game eekay: for shits and giggles eekay: but its just pointless now Xylotile: yeah true Xylotile: and were playing agaisnt the best team Xylotile: i dont think they've lost eekay: and for that reason eekay: we ff Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/for-those-reasons-im-out-shark-tank-mark-cuban-gif-16319251 ASlowFatHorsey: guys i think if we for fun it it will be fun ASlowFatHorsey: gamings inc ASlowFatHorsey: we play ASlowFatHorsey: we game ASlowFatHorsey: and maybe perhaps we wont shit ourselves for doing so Xylotile: thats the thing
eekay: CaMelon: https://www.twitch.tv/tense198_v2**** CaMelon: https://www.twitch.tv/tense198_v2 eekay: https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/ktui9j/i_think_i_made_the_fastest_reaction_in_my_life/ eekay: Xylotile: We gaming on league? eekay: on Xylotile: On? Joguitaro: on Xylotile: GAMe Xylotile: LETS GAME Xylotile: @CaMelon @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @ErfBundy @Joguitaro eekay: might do ranked eekay: solo eekay: but no group gaming Xylotile: whynut eekay: not feeling eekay: groupg amings eekay: but i feel obligated to play ranked cause i wanna climb eekay: also might have gotten reported this game eekay: i tried to type big and i said nig Xylotile: lol Xylotile: did they say sometihng Xylotile: like ur reported for racial slurs eekay: no eekay: trist just says im the nig or something like that eekay: also this type of player is the absolute worst eekay: eekay: enemy yone eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=tMhabr5odpw&feature=share eekay: "ek be like ASlowFatHorsey: Ek? eekay: get predicted you dumbfuck ASlowFatHorsey: Woah woah ASlowFatHorsey: Did i say ek be like ASlowFatHorsey: No ASlowFatHorsey: I did nit eekay: you said it eekay: you didnt type it ASlowFatHorsey: Nope eekay: yup ASlowFatHorsey: Nice fake news ek eekay: https://tenor.com/view/xoxo-harry-potter-ron-weasley-rupert-grint-gif-15063176 eekay: wy@ W/ HP ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/alanrickman-snape-shrug-no-idea-i-dont-know-gif-5168458 eekay: are you responding to my gif or my question eekay: lol Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/im-not-a-fucking-wizard-rage-twitchy-angry-gif-4916639 ASlowFatHorsey: A thrid of the way though poa eekay: damn you goin faster than me eekay: i dont usually do much reading till im goin to bed eekay: then i fall asleep and dont remember the last 10 pages io read and have to go back ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ive been kinda grinding lately eekay: also this is the top result for harry potter sex eekay: https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-emma-hermione-harry-potter-perreando-gif-18516238 eekay: sort of the definition of mixed feelings ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ASlowFatHorsey: Ight eekay: do you wanna race once we both get to gof eekay: or take ur time ASlowFatHorsey: Take you time gamings eekay: aight aight ASlowFatHorsey: Im chilling rn eekay: xylotile be like eekay: https://tenor.com/view/oh-say-less-kid-say-less-gif-15689453
eekay: should i use this song eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc Definitely_Not_Taylor: Definitely eekay: i think i will eekay: i have a 40 in lit rn lol Definitely_Not_Taylor: Pog ASlowFatHorsey: Wait what is this final anyway eekay: yeah eekay: xylotile the autists need help Xylotile: we gaming Xylotile: no clue bro ASlowFatHorsey: Dam eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: I’m prolly going to just have 20 min of Petu saying we chilling as my music ASlowFatHorsey: We shilling montage eekay: you have to get it from the youtube free music thing ASlowFatHorsey: Just make it myself make it go to lol theme eekay: dang i made an account on the ther site they use to see if i could add songs eekay: i cant eekay: guess ill use some normie shit jakecrewa: you should try to find the lcs theme/ dave ramsey dubstep eekay: lol eekay: i will Xylotile: there is a pulsefire league event rn Xylotile: we buying the pass and grinding? eekay: you can go ahead eekay: im not spending any more money on league i promised myself Xylotile: how much have you spent eekay: not that much like maybe 50 bucks eekay: but thats still 50 bucks too much eekay: this isnt clash of clans Xylotile: lol Xylotile: when is the final for lit eekay: friday? ASlowFatHorsey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdNZ1IT7GVI&feature=share ASlowFatHorsey: I found it boos ASlowFatHorsey: Boos eekay: thats your podcast song? ASlowFatHorsey: Boos ASlowFatHorsey: That’s right baby ASlowFatHorsey: Babi ASlowFatHorsey: Bois eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoHRBvtUV_g&list=PLpoYz7tii_gj5EA1RV99A9ZOR4OD5W0LS&index=19 eekay: this is it eekay: i wish i could use the vsauce theme somehow Xylotile: ek you know what they say Xylotile: where there is a will Xylotile: there is a way eekay: yeah i was thinking about stealingt he song then uploading it on a new yt account and calling it royalty free music in the title eekay: yeah im gonna do that ASlowFatHorsey: Dude you know how key yins is she’ll insta copy strike yo ass eekay: who is key yins ASlowFatHorsey: Krumyuns eekay: oh lol eekay: yeah shes really wants to fail me at this point eekay: i bet if she found out shed call it plagiarism and give me a 0 eekay: cause not royalty free ASlowFatHorsey: Fax her hatred of us as prolly increased at least 10 fold sense online learning ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: yup eekay: me and her were literally ont he phone roasting me eekay: and im sitting right there eekay: i mean my mom and her ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah you and her just calling yourself out in third person eekay: they like "you wouldnt think its so hard you just have to choose a poem but you know how they can be" ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: so yeah ooking for apartments rn ASlowFatHorsey: She emailed me and practically begged me to get some kind of reminder/ alarm system for hw eekay: lol eekay: did she put your final in as a 0
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dog-who-what-gif-14541222 Xylotile: THE CAPITOL Xylotile: OF OUR SHIT COUNTRY Xylotile: IS UNDER ATTACK eekay: that wasnt my question dumbfuck Xylotile: Then who Xylotile: Wha eekay: ok epic bait eekay: its april 2nd man Xylotile: ??? Xylotile: You’re saying who attacked the capitol? eekay: stop trying t bait eekay: i know a human being cant be this stupid Xylotile: Some guy with a knife killed an officer Xylotile: How you lose a 5v1 with guns Xylotile: Vs knife eekay: hes cracked Xylotile: You think he hit em with the throwing knife Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lil-uzi-lil-uzi-vert-i-lost-balls33-tricky-gif-16579354 CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/707106574706933772/827596017146396733/image0.gif Xylotile: Alright boys I left my roommate with the trash can full Xylotile: Let’s see if I come back with three piles of bags next to the garbage can Xylotile: Woot woot Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: Xylotile: Add that to your cringe compilation eekay: i dontg et it Xylotile: It’s fake Xylotile: He’s trying to get attention eekay: i get that Xylotile: He blocked me 😦 eekay: id call it strange but im not cringing Xylotile: But like the only reason to put that is for attention right Xylotile: It ain’t even April fools eekay: the most common reason people post on social media is attention eekay: or validation Xylotile: I agree eekay: same reason youre on tinder and same reason i post damage charts of a game i lost Xylotile: Ok ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/987mSYOLNOo ASlowFatHorsey: comin out soon ASlowFatHorsey: new r ASlowFatHorsey: soccer ball best skin Joguitaro: Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey it was already a skin Xylotile: Dipshit Joguitaro: @eekay eekay: lol eekay: is that in the yearbook Joguitaro: Yeah eekay: nice eekay: thats a good choice Joguitaro: Moments taken before disaster eekay: i also flexed my biceps in that call and krunyon turned my camera off Joguitaro: Cringe eekay: who Xylotile: Wait she did Xylotile: That’s funny eekay: krunyon or mne Joguitaro: Krunyon eekay: eh iw as being spastic eekay: cant blame her Joguitaro: “The host has asked you to unmute yourself” Xylotile: Is that a thing Joguitaro: I think ASlowFatHorsey: ohh reallllyy i had no fucken clue ASlowFatHorsey: its called a skin update igit Xylotile: Godzilla Xylotile: Vs kong Xylotile: 9/10 Xylotile: Would watch again Xylotile: @everyone Xylotile: Anyone wanna recommend a black mirror episode rn Xylotile: @eekay ? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ?
eekay: mmhmm Joguitaro: @Xylotile what we doin if we hangout tho jakecrewa: Ah. The gay sex emoji Xylotile: I’m hungry Xylotile: Haven’t had lunch yet Joguitaro: @jakecrewa 👨‍🦼 Xylotile: Lol what Xylotile: Why is that an emoji Joguitaro: For Jake lol Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: Hang out buddy eekay: i think hes not here eekay: or he doesnt want to Joguitaro: @Xylotile you wanna meet up tho still? CaMelon: gearboy27@icloud.com Joguitaro: Lol Xylotile: @Joguitaro what we doing Joguitaro: Idk dawg Joguitaro: You came up with the idea Xylotile: Tomorrow when ap gets back Xylotile: Idk what we could be doing rn Joguitaro: Bruh I gots a chem exam tomorrow Xylotile: Bruh there ain’t anything to do Xylotile: It’s too cold to chill outside Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: Irl gamings bud Joguitaro: We know you haven’t seen the sun in a good 2-3 months eekay: @Xylotile shoyld i try viktor Joguitaro: Yeah viktor bot lane eekay: oh i forgot tayulor plays league of legends eekay: weird toth ink about that Joguitaro: 😪 Xylotile: His e is really weird Xylotile: I think he’s pretty underrated considering the amount of dmg he can do Joguitaro: Gotta get used to it Xylotile: And how he can spam e on cool down late game eekay: hes so annoying vs swain eekay: his trades are broken eekay: but i feel like its hard to solocarry on viktor Xylotile: anyone know how some streamers have the champ name instead of the summoner name? Xylotile: is it part of settings? ASlowFatHorsey: i turned off of my discord notifications ASlowFatHorsey: and idk it feels kinda risky to irl game rn Xylotile: 😦 Xylotile: Risking Xylotile: None of us go anywhere lol ASlowFatHorsey: except mr covid over here ASlowFatHorsey: ik you tested negative but still idk man eekay: @Xylotile it's in settings eekay: Idk why you'd turn it on though ASlowFatHorsey: maybe this weekend if you test negative ASlowFatHorsey: again ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile @Joguitaro eekay: Not saying you need to go out but aren't the tests pretty conclusive Xylotile: Just say you don’t want to hang out Broski ASlowFatHorsey: 80 percent Xylotile: I have to get tested twice a week Xylotile: Once every two days**** ASlowFatHorsey: o ASlowFatHorsey: i didnt know that Xylotile: My dorm ASlowFatHorsey: when are we thinking about hangin ASlowFatHorsey: ? ErfBundy: All of you guys planning anything is so scuffed lmaooo Joguitaro: Maybe if @ASlowFatHorsey had notifications on it would be easier lol ASlowFatHorsey: this was the only time xd ErfBundy: True turn notis on Xylotile: Everything is so scuffed Bc of ap lol ErfBundy: That makes sense ErfBundy: Y’all gotta come back so we can game with EK
eekay: not the first time ive seen that 🥱 ErfBundy: XQc might have the least amount of wannabes ever lmao eekay: bro ur buggin eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dance-dobbi-harry-potter-meme-gif-16801919 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-dobbie-elf-house-elf-magic-gif-6779026372407319086 ErfBundy: We gonna do a game awards watch party tomorrow night? eekay: ooh yes eekay: wtf elon was streaming diablo last night ErfBundy: We gotta do predictions before the show starts eekay: we donty know nominations do we ASlowFatHorsey: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/s/pShz6rrZv3 eekay: bro i need some cock bad bad Xylotile: Dick riding elon Xylotile: Did you guys see nyc is taxing people for driving on the busy roads 💀💀💀💀💀 ErfBundy: We have for weeks dude ErfBundy: Why would they not show nominees bro lmao eekay: the goty nominations are so meh Xylotile: What are they eekay: Xylotile: Hmm Xylotile: Zelda is gonna win right? Xylotile: I’ve literally never heard of Alan wake 2 eekay: weird meta story game eekay: not a contender eekay: neither is spider man or mario Xylotile: Maybe Mario eekay: NAH Xylotile: Yeah I haven’t heard anything about Spider-Man after week after release eekay: bro last year had ragnarok, horizon gorbidden west, and elden ring Xylotile: Did tlou2 win goty? Xylotile: Elden ring won? eekay: no that was 2021? eekay: or 2020' Xylotile: Tlou2? eekay: yers. Xylotile: Yeah 2020 eekay: elden ring won last yera Xylotile: It takes two won 2021?? eekay: lol yea Xylotile: Was it rly that good eekay: no it was a weak year eekay: i mean most good triple as take more than one year to make so maybe thers a natural on/off thing for games eekay: one year bussin next year shit Xylotile: It’s rigged Xylotile: Fifa or cod haven’t won eekay: yeah... Xylotile: Taylor swift won person of the year lol Xylotile: Times* eekay: wtf is person of the year eekay: oh eekay: ite Xylotile: (Arcane) FriggBot2000: me rn: FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bMvjQ.gif eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro mushroom ErfBundy: Baldurs gate will probably win goty ErfBundy: Also apparently Alan wake 2 was fucking insanely good FriggBot2000: my honest reaction to that information: FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bN0s4.gif ErfBundy: My personal game is Mario but ErfBundy: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. ErfBundy: Haha ErfBundy: Oops Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. ErfBundy: Tehe he ASlowFatHorsey: Stop ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-go-away-stop-kid-annoyed-gif-17209383
Xylotile: @eekay does the calculator work or naw Xylotile: i would say split the integral into dx and use that for dy Xylotile: if that makes sense eekay: wolfram alpha permanently loaded eekay: found another way online eekay: switched it to polar with x^2+y^2=r^2 Xylotile: oh Xylotile: yeah thats calc 3 stuff right eekay: electrodynamics brah eekay: u gotta take enm2? Xylotile: nah just emn 1 Xylotile: which is physics 2 here eekay: which textbook u use eekay: griffiths? Xylotile: no clue Xylotile: i dont think i got above a c in that class eekay: there is a real zen mode to it eekay: im starting to dream in maxwell's equations ASlowFatHorsey: I mean, u can do that fairly easily but Ight ASlowFatHorsey: Cop out answer eekay: my mom said it takes several weeks eekay: i didnt fact check her does it not take that long eekay: i didnt even realize spring break was so close ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah Nvm I didn’t realize it took so long, just looked it up ASlowFatHorsey: I can slip them a crisp 5$ for them to expedite the process for u eekay: lol eekay: that sucks though eekay: i wish i wasnt such a retard ASlowFatHorsey: Well I def took the most stupid path to get here so maybe I used up all the stupid for this year ASlowFatHorsey: Who knows Xylotile: i dunno where my passport is Xylotile: and social security card lol Joguitaro: @Xylotile how can all these people focus studying on the quad ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=aBKcO4UO00U&feature=share ASlowFatHorsey: New supp Xylotile: It’s a nice day outside man Xylotile: I tore my tendon again Xylotile: Second surgery this Friday Xylotile: L eekay: That's what a life of drugs will do to you Xylotile: Pretty rude Xylotile: I am down to league now that I’m set up in Charleston ErfBundy: @Joguitaro how’s the D2 action going? Xylotile: I kinda wanna buy it Xylotile: Is it $100? Joguitaro: Just get the 50 @Xylotile if you wanna try it Joguitaro: @ErfBundy I like. Also addicted again Joguitaro: Not as bad as people really say it is Joguitaro: I like a lot of the new things Xylotile: Just $50 Joguitaro: Yeah for base lightfall expansion Xylotile: Man I ain’t made out of money Xylotile: I think I’m gonna buy sons of the forest Xylotile: Wow it’s $30 Xylotile: Mega worth Xylotile: I thought it was gonna be $75 lol ErfBundy: Yeah idk the campaign wasn’t great but everything else is amazing ErfBundy: So I mean still like a 8/10 for me Xylotile: Demon slayer’s animations are so good Xylotile: Too bad the characters are so unlikeable lol ErfBundy: Not based Xylotile: Wgmn Xylotile: Game ErfBundy: Discord is coming to PS5 tomorrow 😳 Xylotile: That’s dope ASlowFatHorsey: Leg on ps5 ASlowFatHorsey: Only reason that would be relevant Joguitaro: @ErfBundy now it will be easier to game on d2 😎 ErfBundy: TRUEEE ErfBundy: We can also play games besides league for fun ErfBundy: Crazy idea I know
Xylotile: depends on how markets close today and tomorrow Xylotile: if there's not dump, there will be sentiment of a rally eekay: yeah coruse it depends on what happens eekay: give a prob Xylotile: im saying today and tomorrow are the most important because of the dump yesterday eekay: sounds reasonable eekay: whats your probability Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-the-rock-rock-go-rock-lets-go-lg-gif-18455293 Xylotile: hmm i think a good 70% eekay: https://tenor.com/view/list-down-writing-serious-stare-gif-15837223 ErfBundy: Ye ErfBundy: I had like 4 thousand before moving out Xylotile: about how much money do you have in it month to month Xylotile: how much two months and last month Xylotile: this month dont count cuz moving out ASlowFatHorsey: !gpt if I invested 250$ every month for 40 years and reinvested all of the cash dividends who much money would I make. Show your work FriggBot2000: . . . ErfBundy: I usually stay around like 3500 FriggBot2000: Sure, let's calculate that. To determine how much money you would accumulate over 40 years by investing $250 each month and reinvesting all dividends, we need to make some assumptions about the rate of return. For this example, let's assume an average annual return rate of 7%, which is reasonably conservative for a diversified stock portfolio. The formula we can use to calculate the future value of a series of monthly investments with compound interest is: \[ FV = P \times \left( \frac{(1 + r/n)^{nt} - 1}{r/n} \right) \] Where: - \( FV \) is the future value of the investment. - \( P \) is the monthly investment ($250). - \( r \) is the annual interest rate (7%, or 0.07). - \( n \) is the number of times the interest is compounded per year (12 for monthly). - \( t \) is the number of years the money is invested (40). Plugging in the numbers: \[ FV = 250 \times \left( \frac{(1 + 0.07/12)^{12 \times 40} - 1}{0.07/12} \right) \] Let's break this down step by step. 1. Calculate \( r/n \): \[ 0.07 / 12 = 0.0058333 \] 2. Calculate \( nt \): \[ 12 \times 40 = 480 \] 3. Calculate \( (1 + r/n)^{nt} \): \[ (1 + 0.0058333)^{480} = (1.0058333)^{480} \approx 16.3969 \] 4. Subtract 1 from this result: \[ 16.3969 - 1 = 15.3969 \] 5. Divide by \( r/n \): \[ 15.3969 / 0.0058333 \approx 2,639.398 \] 6. Multiply by \( P \): \[ 250 \times 2,639.398 \approx 659,849.50 \] So, by investing $250 every month for 40 years at an annual return rate of 7% and reinvesting all dividends, you would accumulate approximately $659,849.50. Keep in mind, market returns vary year by year, and this calculation assumes a consistent 7% return, which may not always happen. However, historically, the stock market has offered an average return close to this figure over long periods. Always consult with a financial advisor for personalized advice.
eekay: irl heimer ASlowFatHorsey: The sweet smell of homelessness CaMelon: 🖨 Xylotile: @eekay Less than a 0? Pog Xylotile: @jakecrewa I like this one too Xylotile: jakecrewa: Yes lmao ASlowFatHorsey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmnvLLj-JqE&feature=share CaMelon: I can agree with the first comment ASlowFatHorsey: 📠 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey do you think I should start seeing symptoms today? Xylotile: Cuz me got a small cough ASlowFatHorsey: How many days has it been ASlowFatHorsey: Since your roomie tested positive Xylotile: He’s been sick since Saturday Xylotile: Like coughing and stuff Xylotile: He took his test Monday and was informed Tuesday morning ASlowFatHorsey: Do you have a fever Xylotile: They gave us a thermometer Xylotile: I don’t feel like I got one Xylotile: But lemme check ASlowFatHorsey: Honestly its best to keep on testing every day for a while prolly Xylotile: 97.5 ASlowFatHorsey: Normal Xylotile: What’s the diagnosis doc ASlowFatHorsey: 98.6 is normal temp ASlowFatHorsey: Your within the margin Xylotile: Me coughing a decent amount tho ASlowFatHorsey: Just keep on testing tbh because it sometimes takes covid a long time to show up Xylotile: Ik we had this convo before but is that just for symptoms or the test itself too ASlowFatHorsey: If just might not be showing all the symptoms yet i would def test at least once a day for a while CaMelon: Eat some vitamin D jakecrewa: William must have mixed up his discord app with his google app jakecrewa: Because this man thinks we have all his answers Xylotile: Eat the sun? Xylotile: I’m asking AP @jakecrewa stfu ASlowFatHorsey: No we didn’t have This convo and both jakecrewa: Then dm smh ASlowFatHorsey: It may take a while for symptoms to show ASlowFatHorsey: Some people have it within there system for weeks without knowing anything Xylotile: L Xylotile: gmailing tn? Xylotile: Xylotile: CaMelon: Hopefully ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey i got a runny nose now Xylotile: its gg eekay: @Xylotile hypochondriac eekay: im grinding ranked eekay: if i demnote to s3 again im officially hardstuck Xylotile: @eekay nigga im worried ab my health bc i might have covid Xylotile: and i really dont want to quarantine Xylotile: didnt u promote to s2? eekay: yeah i did ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile get tested Xylotile: i did Xylotile: probably will come in at 9pm ASlowFatHorsey: kk Xylotile: @eekay ? eekay: at work eekay: so yeah thats my work alt Xylotile: my professor decided to not have office hours anymore and created a discord server Xylotile: crazy world we live in Xylotile: if someone told me that discord will be used by college professors when it first came out I wouldn't have believed it eekay: eh eekay: it works why not eekay: tbh i dont see any reason whatosever to use zoom over discord eekay: its so shitty eekay: like idk why it was chosen as the thing to use during quarantine jakecrewa: It’s free and pretty convenient for meetings with the interactive stuff
eekay: would never use iot Xylotile: @wrenchbreaker @Ant if we started playing minecraft again would you guys play? Xylotile: its not stranger danger Xylotile: right ek? Joguitaro: lol Xylotile: i can also invite my other friends Xylotile: jk wgmn wrenchbreaker: i don't have java rn Xylotile: wouldnt be right now eekay: that doesnt seem like a hard problem to fix Xylotile: probably in like three weeks lol Xylotile: i have midterms next week Xylotile: wait hold up Xylotile: after tuesday i should be completely free eekay: so we could prolly get in call for afew hours and build a timeline for lahiru to get java then Xylotile: for some reason my physics isnt meeting that week Xylotile: what are yalls next week looking like Joguitaro: your mom Xylotile: I think it would be a cool idea to play with like dinosaurs and shit eekay: williamm house eekay: monday-friday Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLCHqquf-sg eekay: crig Xylotile: yeah lol Xylotile: first vid that popped up Xylotile: im cringing so hard eekay: @Xylotile never call me hardstuck again eekay: Xylotile: WHAT? Xylotile: OOPS CAPS ASlowFatHorsey: Dam level 109 smurf ASlowFatHorsey: That’s some dedication eekay: i just eekay: eekay: please eekay: botlaners eekay: with all the lobes of their brain eekay: all i ask for eekay: i feel like botlaners int more games than any other lane but i know that cant be possible wrenchbreaker: lol eekay: lol eekay: how long was this wrenchbreaker: like a good 35-40 mins lmao they never surrendered wrenchbreaker: mord was like 5 levels up on garen at 11:00 eekay: lol eekay: 3/13 jesus eekay: and 2/14 wrenchbreaker: TP ashe eekay: yeah complete clown fiesta eekay: it appears Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-tired-sleep-nap-gif-3552818 Xylotile: HELLO Xylotile: ANYONE AWAKE Xylotile: @EVERYONE Xylotile: WHERE IS EVERYONE Xylotile: ITS FUCKING 10AM Xylotile: WAKE UP RETARDS Joguitaro: Dead chat Xylotile: hey good morning taylor Xylotile: we hitting the gym tomorrow? Joguitaro: If by the gym you mean your mom then yeah Xylotile: when are you free tomorrow Joguitaro: Before 2 Xylotile: like you have class at 2 tomorrow? Joguitaro: Yes Xylotile: mhm sure man Joguitaro: mhmmm yeah that uh huh that’s right Xylotile: ur so cringe taylor Xylotile: shut up Xylotile: @wrenchbreaker hows school Xylotile: do you guys think people with tourettes are faking it jakecrewa: Dangerous bait Xylotile: how is it dangerous jakecrewa: Belittling a disorder Xylotile: who the fuck cares retard Xylotile: if anyone who has tourettes reads that i am extremely sorry Xylotile: for you not being normal Xylotile: we also made jokes of someone killing themselves Xylotile: i think this isnt that bad
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-blinking-confused-shocked-what-gif-15734472 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hmm-weird-dog-pause-gif-13363855472982831712 eekay: taIlor gay furry confirmed eekay: will it be cancellable to flame furries someday Joguitaro: Nah eekay: i think it might Joguitaro: Furries are gross eekay: ur done Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/praying-gif-3348052254980566268 Xylotile: !dalle picture of swain and Darius hugging each other in a gay manner FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-HpAPKBeNMuzh6MtBNVQqwAQd.png?st=2025-01-13T17%3A29%3A58Z&se=2025-01-13T19%3A29%3A58Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2025-01-13T00%3A37%3A45Z&ske=2025-01-14T00%3A37%3A45Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=HFc%2BpHb3Xv16KayYtinq2PGgLOraZ9047EDzrqDj7p0%3D Xylotile: lol eekay: that bite made me so hungry eekay: you fucking asshole Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/edging-cat-kitten-cute-small-gif-18175247588657073923 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-nevergoon-never-goon-orange-cat-gif-17686207109324907182 ASlowFatHorsey: lol Xylotile: Bro how are you supposed to respond to someone that said their girlfriend broke up with them Xylotile: I was like “aww I’m sorry man” Xylotile: I had no clue what to say eekay: that seems correct Xylotile: Passed the empathy check ASlowFatHorsey: misery enjoys company ASlowFatHorsey: Sometimes the best thing to say is just validate there shitty feeling Xylotile: Asterion disapproves ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/astarion-baldurs-gate3-bg3-i-feel-a-little-bit-attacked-attacked-gif-19936696
ASlowFatHorsey: That’s how I did it ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah same it’s pretty addictive eekay: hwo you do eekay: what plates ASlowFatHorsey: Look up how to unlock bands then you will understand eekay: aight ASlowFatHorsey: I will say however engineer is pretty boring tbh eekay: yeah i played one game eekay: just seemes not great ASlowFatHorsey: He pretty good but you have to play around your turrets all the time ASlowFatHorsey: You don’t really feel like you do much eekay: like you dont feel like you do damage eekay: yuou just run around and things gradually die ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah basically Xylotile: yeah dude Xylotile: he has no mobility whatsoever eekay: Xylotile: 6 pog CaMelon: When will the among us gaming occur? Xylotile: Prolly this weekend Xylotile: I don’t have time during the week CaMelon: Alright that’s sounds good eekay: Started a call that lasted 20 minutes. eekay: @everyone pepper 1v1 starting eekay: @everyone pepper 1v1 done CaMelon: @Xylotile you missed out man Xylotile: i cant rn Xylotile: chill Xylotile: doing a test eekay: then get the fuck off your phone cheater ErfBundy: EK got shmoked Xylotile: holy shit Xylotile: i finished with 10 seconds left Xylotile: we had to upload our work Xylotile: its so dumb eekay: ya we avt od do that for physics eekay: and you have ot have work for every single problem Xylotile: they didnt even tell us that Xylotile: so i had to write my work on my surface pro, copy it to word and upload it to onedrive Xylotile: then download it on my pc and then upload it to gradescope Xylotile: wtf is pepper eekay: lol eekay: pepper is a food that people eat and theyre spicy CaMelon: Xylotile: i realize that Xylotile: whats pepper 1v1 eekay: lol eekay: we both ate one eekay: and see who goes fro the milk first Xylotile: im visiting charleston this wekeend Xylotile: we eating pepper? Xylotile: s eekay: fuck no eekay: i coldnt beat camel and youre mexican eekay: i dont stand a chance Xylotile: im terrible with spicy food lol Xylotile: have you ever gone to bww eekay: ya eekay: i know about the wingfs Xylotile: about my situation? eekay: huh eekay: no eekay: why you goidn to bww eekay: ? Xylotile: im not eekay: oh i eamnt charleston Xylotile: im just saying that i'm so terrible with spicy food that I cant eat the original wings eekay: why you going charleston Xylotile: only the bbq eekay: wait what eekay: lool eekay: im not that bad wow Xylotile: to visit, i dont have class monday eekay: thats really bad dude you might have a condition Xylotile: yeah its called alpha Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: can you play among us this weekend brother CaMelon: He just went to work Xylotile: oh eekay: watchu gon do CaMelon: @eekay you still feelin it? eekay: no eekay: but i feel like shit eekay: fuck you ASlowFatHorsey: Get fricked ek eekay: never doing that again
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eekay: https://tenor.com/view/oscars-standing-ovation-clap-clapping-applause-gif-5089552 eekay: "lol" ErfBundy: Literally me Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-lol-meme-pepe-gif-25444442 ErfBundy: Addict ErfBundy: Dead game eekay: eekay: best part of chess eekay: gave away like 3 pieces then let his clock run down eekay: @ErfBundy play yo games bitch ErfBundy: Nah eekay: L eekay: @Joguitaro play yo games bitch Xylotile: Yo Wgmn or what Xylotile: Gsmeeee Xylotile: Gameeeee eekay: ok eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey hikaru vs magnus speed chess championsup match happening now ASlowFatHorsey: 😳 ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly wont be able to follow or understand any of it anyway eekay: lol nobodyc an but still fun to watch eekay: 2-1 to hikaru rn ASlowFatHorsey: O.o eekay: yea ASlowFatHorsey: Lowkey want hikaru ASlowFatHorsey: To win eekay: and theyre still talking aboutt he fucking world cup during the match ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: but nah fuck hikaru eekay: magnus 🐐 ASlowFatHorsey: Hikaru is a gamer eekay: hikaru is autistic ASlowFatHorsey: I gotta respec his gamings ASlowFatHorsey: The difference? eekay: lol eekay: ok hes 5-2 eekay: wtf magnus ASlowFatHorsey: Hikaru? eekay: yea ASlowFatHorsey: Les go ASlowFatHorsey: Hikaru gamin Xylotile: Is Taylor gone??? Joguitaro: No lol Xylotile: U gonna respond???? Joguitaro: To what man eekay: Mc run eekay: Possibly with nods Xylotile: ^^^ Xylotile: I don’t think we ever defeated the ender dragon lol Xylotile: I’d be down to play hardcore Xylotile: We gotta reset if one of us died Xylotile: Dies Xylotile: I’ve played it with other people before Xylotile: Pretty fun Xylotile: @Joguitaro mc??? Joguitaro: I’d be down but not home rn Xylotile: Cringeee Xylotile: Are you gonna be home later today Xylotile: I kinda wanna play today 🙂 Xylotile: We should leg Xylotile: Rn Xylotile: Or I kms eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sleep-time-gif-25989081 ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: its 745pm ASlowFatHorsey: i will drive down and slap u if u for real ASlowFatHorsey: @everyone ASlowFatHorsey: wgmn ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: lge ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: leg ASlowFatHorsey: legl ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy @eekay @Xylotile
Xylotile: wait borat says the n word ASlowFatHorsey: yeah ASlowFatHorsey: he your new hero Xylotile: lol what Xylotile: does he actaully ASlowFatHorsey: yes jakecrewa: William acting shocked as if he doesn’t say it himself on a daily basis lmao eekay: yes why is thaqt so surprising Xylotile: man gives no fuck Xylotile: @jakecrewa im not famous Xylotile: and have two movies on amazon eekay: ur also not a cringe comedian eekay: well actually eekay: its debatable eekay: borat saws the n word Xylotile: :laugh: eekay: not the actor jakecrewa: As long as your racist in character it cancels out Xylotile: @jakecrewa i dont say it out loud jakecrewa: You’re Xylotile: i only type it eekay: i dont think theres a difference Xylotile: its different jakecrewa: Yeah actually you do lmao Xylotile: my bad bro Xylotile: you got a mic on me? jakecrewa: A classic William irl trope is “can a n___ do/get some ____” jakecrewa: Or Xylotile: cemb cemb jakecrewa: “N... what?” Xylotile: oh shit jake did you see my snap i sent you Xylotile: yesterday night jakecrewa: Yes Xylotile: u didnt respond 😦 eekay: 👀 jakecrewa: I don’t respond to cringe shit like that lmao Xylotile: i asked u a question tho Xylotile: u gotta respond Xylotile: @eekay is jayda single eekay: how tf would i know jakecrewa: One of my least favorite William tropes is when he asks a question and then says “no” at the end Xylotile: u slobber all over gracie Xylotile: im assuming she tells u everything eekay: lol Xylotile: @jakecrewa wym eekay: im the one who doesnt date her eekay: youre the cringe tard who try to get me to Xylotile: im only asking u to hit Xylotile: for the boys Xylotile: not date her jakecrewa: You’re the cringe tard who try to get me to no? Xylotile: yeah i say that lol eekay: actually im only asking u to do it for the boys no? Xylotile: my bad i shouldnt have habits Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/headass-pixar-parody-gif-7621934 eekay: but im pretty sure u just sound like a retard no? jakecrewa: I should change my habits no? Xylotile: @eekay u just copying what jake said lol eekay: huh? eekay: i guess you couldado you think im not the real e eekay: k jakecrewa: I feel bad for making fun because im assuming it’s something you learned from your parents because it’s a Spanish language type thing lol jakecrewa: No? Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ek-karod-sachin-saxena-%E0%A4%8F%E0%A4%95%E0%A4%95%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%A1%E0%A4%BC-%E0%A4%AA%E0%A5%88%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE-%E0%A4%B0%E0%A5%82%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%BE-gif-19015242
ErfBundy: And they still lost lol eekay: yeah ErfBundy: It was so funny eekay: bronze is an amazing and terrible place ErfBundy: It was great ErfBundy: Jax scaling is kinda nutty ErfBundy: I can’t decide which prestige skin I want for my points eekay: hoaw about you prestige nuts in ur mouth eekay: 😎 ErfBundy: @everyone ErfBundy: Huge Arby’s development ErfBundy: JIMMY PEITERLICH WORKS HERE eekay: who ErfBundy: ErfBundy: Guy with the key eekay: oh lol eekay: lore pog ErfBundy: For real Xylotile: Let’s go Xylotile: Is he a cashier? eekay: ceo Joguitaro: Owner Xylotile: OMG Xylotile: Cahoon AT QQ Xylotile: THIS IS NOT A DRILL eekay: team alpha bravo move out eekay: converge on the target eekay: eliminate and extract Xylotile: CALLING ALL GAMERS Xylotile: PROCEED TO THE QQ BUFFET IN MATTOON ErfBundy: Betttt ErfBundy: Yeah he cashier ErfBundy: Can’t trust the boy with any equipment might commit a hate crime ASlowFatHorsey: Mr. Cohoon? ErfBundy: No Jimmy ASlowFatHorsey: Mr.cohoon hat crimes eekay: do you guys evre look up really obvious league usernames and see they ave like zero games eekay: like why u taking this premium name to never play ErfBundy: Cause they can sell them ErfBundy: For a decent price lol eekay: but they aint ErfBundy: Also just to say they have it lol Xylotile: wgmn? ASlowFatHorsey: 🌛 eekay: 🧗‍♂️ eekay: eekay: eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey when back ASlowFatHorsey: Friday ASlowFatHorsey: My arms are turning to fuckin noodles ASlowFatHorsey: Cooked noodles ASlowFatHorsey: I can barely do 40 pull ups in a row Xylotile: @eekay how many pullsups can you do in a row? ErfBundy: 5000 eekay: idk eekay: more than 12 less than 20 eekay: 15 i would hope eekay: holy fuck giuys eekay: i i found him eekay: eekay: on google maps Xylotile: lol Xylotile: For some reason 15 is minimum amount of pull-ups you have to do to get on the board Xylotile: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: Thin version of sro eekay: On what board Xylotile: No board Xylotile: A bar eekay: i understand the sentence less now Xylotile: Oops Xylotile: Board as in a whiteboard that’s posted eekay: in ur gym? Xylotile: Si eekay: hmm eekay: 15 is kind of a lot ig eekay: i dont think the average person who doesnt exercise could do 15 eekay: whatsa the highest on the board Xylotile: 30 I think lol Xylotile: I don’t think 15 is a lot if you can work towards it eekay: im saying its a thing you have to work towards eekay: is that continuous or with shaking out and stuff Xylotile: I’m assuming blaine eekay: 🤨 Xylotile: Continuous
eekay: their matrimony was so pure and loving im sure they didnt even consider the possibility of a divorce Xylotile: ek have u watched how i met your mother eekay: i have Xylotile: all episodes? eekay: yes eekay: its beena while though Xylotile: what do you think about it Xylotile: out of 10 eekay: i remember liking it about a 6 or 7 eekay: i had a poster about it somewhere Xylotile: im prolly giving it a 8.5/10 Xylotile: premise is really good, storyline is epic gamer sauce Xylotile: too bad its a sitcom where its full of cringy moments eekay: its just friends but better Xylotile: basically Xylotile: i liked friends until about the third rerun Xylotile: where all the jokes are bad Xylotile: after like the 6th rerun of HIMYM it was bad Xylotile: characters too annoying eekay: i cant remember anything specific about any season Xylotile: of how i met your mother? eekay: i just liked the show in general eekay: yeah eekay: im sure if i rewatched all of it now id come up with some things to critique eekay: @jakecrewa wu@ eekay: day 5 Xylotile: yeah they did a really good job with the story Xylotile: it doesnt feel blocky jakecrewa: How i met your mother was one of the only good shows with a laugh track jakecrewa: And lemme wait until i go shower @eekay Xylotile: yk i always forget about the laugh tracks Xylotile: then i notice them and have to turn the show off Xylotile: i cant stand laugh tracks lol jakecrewa: Sometimes i notice the shoes I’m watching are animated and from Japan and have to turn them off Xylotile: hahahaha Xylotile: 😐 eekay: i think the majority of shows and movies i like have some kind of weird mechanism for telling the story eekay: like himym had the unreliable narrator and the flashbacks eekay: which i liked a lot Xylotile: himym is up there on the jokes Xylotile: and love triangles Xylotile: some good stuff eekay: yeah it was good eekay: have you seen seinfeld w/o the laugh track? eekay: its kind of scary tbh Xylotile: ive never watched seinfeld eekay: neither have i eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23M3eKn1FN0&ab_channel=CopperpotLandfill jakecrewa: This is still one of my favorite videos jakecrewa: https://youtu.be/iZjP_IoxCHU eekay: wtf was that frist one actually from family matters jakecrewa: Lmao I guess eekay: lol Xylotile: lol jc's video eekay: day 5 pic from shower 😳 ? jakecrewa: 😳 cemb cemb Xylotile: is that chuck norris Xylotile: at the end Xylotile: Xylotile: chuck norris? eekay: thats david hasselhoff jakecrewa: Robbin Williams idiot Xylotile: does community have a lauhg track eekay: havent you seen it eekay: some of it Xylotile: yeah Xylotile: up to season 5 Xylotile: dont remember it eekay: yeah after 5 they do a laugh track Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKgXehYnnw i think this part is pretty funny Xylotile: like one out of the 10 funny moments Xylotile: Xylotile: HOW Xylotile: HOW IS THIS WRONG Joguitaro: Joe
Xylotile: We playing it again?? ASlowFatHorsey: U guys could have done it at anytime eekay: we did play some while u were gone eekay: but its better with 4 eekay: im down to keep playing Xylotile: The magic wasn’t there without 4 ASlowFatHorsey: Not till school over eekay: idk me and ap were p cozy in starting zone ASlowFatHorsey: Dont got that time eekay: neither do i Xylotile: But yeah play 3 hours of bg3 every day Xylotile: :/ ASlowFatHorsey: Yep eekay: much easier to play single eekay: than organize around 4 ppl schedule ASlowFatHorsey: Also yep eekay: thats why terraria is reserved for breaks ASlowFatHorsey: Also agree eekay: thx hype man eekay: gimme one more good eyayeyeaaaahahhh Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Yeyayeyayeyayaaaa Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-rick-and-morty-of-course-yep-absolutely-gif-2630000742938988088 FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/qcnEWQ4NP2y.gif ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-hype-man-aaaahhhh-gif-22712573 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-the-walking-dead-draw-gif-13641254 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/shane-running-the-walking-dead-shane-pissed-shane-what-is-that-shane-sprinting-gif-26545589 eekay: i just got to this in my rewatch Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/twd-the-walking-dead-darryl-rick-bromance-gif-7178435 ASlowFatHorsey: Yea idk y i care about what u think of tv shows and movies ASlowFatHorsey: 18th rewtach of twd ASlowFatHorsey: At least 20 rewatches of community Xylotile: lol eekay: and u on 25th rewatch of angry punching man show eekay: cause they all the same ASlowFatHorsey: Yea man ASlowFatHorsey: Cope it u ASlowFatHorsey: P ASlowFatHorsey: Nice autism eekay: lol Joguitaro: Got a 77 on an exam I didn’t study for lol eekay: https://tenor.com/view/stilgar-lisan-al-gaib-fremen-javier-bardem-meme-gif-937718863627514167 Joguitaro: Time for Jippy Bappy Xylotile: Get a lil eggy Xylotile: You deserve it Xylotile: Did you get the egg eekay: https://tenor.com/view/eggplant-gif-18193384 Joguitaro: i got egg 🙂 eekay: nice eekay: eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-confession-stroke-my-chin-gif-11908713 eekay: a hunger for cock has suddenly come over me eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: Exam in 20 eekay: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr eekay: how long ASlowFatHorsey: Hour and a half
Xylotile: i can play at 7 ASlowFatHorsey: I will wait 7 then ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/Vf5MThSniiY?si=yeKtnJ7STkjnolJm ASlowFatHorsey: For y u shouldnt sit the vote out eekay: back Joguitaro: wgmn eekay: the fridge smells horrid Xylotile: we need some baking soda Xylotile: it kills the smell Joguitaro: gameeeeeeeeeeeeeee Xylotile: ehhh Xylotile: i dont find sod fun anymore tbh Xylotile: progression sucks Joguitaro: hate you ron Xylotile: quests suck Joguitaro: okay nice yap sesh now get on Xylotile: id much rather play nms 🙂 Xylotile: ughghjhhhh Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 214 minutes. Xylotile: ok nice one @Joguitaro Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey ? ASlowFatHorsey: If r ASlowFatHorsey: 4 Joguitaro: @eekay ? eekay: tailor been gaming enough for 4 lately does that count ASlowFatHorsey: True ASlowFatHorsey: Im kinda burnt Xylotile: man get the fuck on Xylotile: we've played like two hours in the past week eekay: we played a lot Xylotile: fellas get on Joguitaro: Okay one sec eekay: fine Joguitaro: gamingggggggg eekay: league+watch: ||7/10|| wow+watch: ||5/10|| just watch: ||8/10|| eekay: bruh eekay: i can still hear u lol eekay: 👍 eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 9 days, 23 hours, 42 minutes, and 52 seconds. hang in there. eekay: !lp xylotile FriggBot2000: xylotile is in Emerald II at 91 lp with a 0.640 wr over 25 games eekay: https://www.teleparty.com/join/8a7a0a3b36d9bae6 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/typing-gif-26035390 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-bros-wonder-talking-flower-template-mario-wonder-meme-gif-7964213445666430726 Xylotile: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/whowhathuh-excuseme-saywhat-sideeye-notme-gif-5567977 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-hes-the-goat-the-goat-bigfellerjake-skippe-space-i-think-gif-26908844 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-walker-governor-basketball-gif-7836048 Joguitaro: lol eekay: im a better baller than you rick Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/bodrato-gif-20287557 eekay: lol xylotile's commission didnt get approved on tenor Joguitaro: wonder why eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-toy-story-i-dont-wanna-play-with-you-anymore-dont-wanna-play-no-more-play-gif-26906930
Joguitaro: !gpt come up with a new champion in league of legends that is an assassin in the jungle role FriggBot2000: Champion Name: Draxaris, the Shadow Serpent Passive Ability - Shadow Blend: Draxaris blends with the shadows in the terrain when stationary for over 3 seconds, camouflaging him from enemies and allowing his next basic attack to deal increased damage. Q Ability - Fang Pierce: Draxaris lunges forward, sinking his ethereal fangs into the first enemy he encounters, dealing bonus true damage over time. W Ability - Shadow Coil: Shrouds himself in dark energy resisting magic damage and reducing incoming physical damage. In addition, his next strike will leach the life essence of the enemy, healing Draxaris. E Ability - Serpent's Lash: Slashes in a cone shape in front of him, dealing damage, and then can recast within a short window to lash again, applying a slow. R Ability (Ultimate) - Phantom Serpent: Draxaris transforms into a spectral serpent, gaining increased movement speed, immunity to crowd control, and dealing increased damage. His basic attacks during this period apply a bleeding effect on enemies. Draxaris is typically suited for players who love playing champions with the ability to sneak up on enemies and burst them down quickly. His strength lies in his elusive nature and strong sustenance in the jungle. His ability to blend in shadows allows him to traverse his jungle safe from invasions. In addition, his true damage makes him strong against tanky champions who are usually immune to assassins. His ultimate gives him the ability to fearlessly engage in team fights without worrying about crowd control. Overall, Draxaris is a force to reckon with in the hands of a skilled player. eekay: infinite invis 🙄 Xylotile: !gpt make a league of legends champion but with current abilities in the game FriggBot2000: Champion Name: Stryx, The Shadow Phoenix **Passive - Dark Embers:** After using an ability, Stryx’s next basic attack bursts into shadow flames, dealing bonus magic damage based on the target's missing health. This effect counts as ability power. **Q Ability - Shadow Lance:** Stryx molds shadow into a spear and throws it in a line, dealing magic damage to the first enemy it hits and applying Grievous Wounds for a short duration. *This is a combination of Nidalee’s Javelin Toss (Q ability in human form) and Katarina's Death Lotus (R ability+ Grievous Wounds application)* **W Ability - Soaring Darkness:** Stryx takes flight to a target location, releasing a burst of shadows upon landing. Enemies in the radius of the landing spot are slowed and take magic damage. *This ability is a combination of Akali's Shuriken Flip (E ability) and Ekko's Parallel Convergence (W ability)* **E Ability - Phantom Rush:** Stryx rushes through enemies, dealing magic damage and marking them. Marked enemies take additional damage from Stryx's next attack or ability. *This ability is a modified combination of Yasuo’s Sweeping Blade (E ability) and Irelia's Bladesurge (Q ability)* **R Ability - Phoenix Rebirth:** Upon reaching zero health, Stryx transforms into a shadow phoenix instead of dying. While transformed, Stryx's health rapidly regenerates, and upon fully regenerating or after a short duration, he explodes in a wave of dark fire, dealing magic damage to nearby enemies and reviving at the location. *This ability is based primarily on Zac's Cell Division passive and Anivia’s Rebirth passive, with damage upon revival similar to Zilean's Time Bomb (Q ability)* Stryx is an AP Assassin, designed to swiftly dash in and out of fights while dealing significant blows to enemies. His abilities focus on evasion, chasing down targets, and ensuring that even in the brink of death he has the chance to retaliate and turn the tide of battle. eekay: Q: gragas e W: gragas e e: e from grages r: gragas e
ASlowFatHorsey: He ain’t no chump eekay: i mean when u konw u know eekay: he dont know Xylotile: What would the top woman be ranked Xylotile: In all chess rn eekay: yeah well have to wait until women are allowed to play chess eekay: to find that out Xylotile: lol eekay: ?????????????????? ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: are you dumb or trolling Xylotile: What ASlowFatHorsey: I think the highest rated woman in chess is ho yifan eekay: ok i dont konw if you meant to say "would be" FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/gHN66cEzGKw.gif eekay: but women are ranked Xylotile: Is* bro eekay: they have ranks just look it up ASlowFatHorsey: Lol Xylotile: Damn typo Jesus eekay: yea long ass typo Xylotile: Yes so what’s the highest ranked women right now ASlowFatHorsey: 2400 ASlowFatHorsey: Ish ASlowFatHorsey: I think ASlowFatHorsey: Not sure tho Xylotile: I need top 1000 number bro Xylotile: Idk what 2400 is eekay: hou with 2632 eekay: one sec i find rank Xylotile: I know that’s elo Xylotile: But no clue how high that is eekay: about 110 ASlowFatHorsey: Yea chess with women is really fucked Xylotile: That’s p good eekay: i think she has a bigf lead among women eekay: kind of stomps ASlowFatHorsey: There are like a total of 200 female grandmasters out of 1600 Xylotile: She got big titties? eekay: not especially eekay: eekay: that gap lol Xylotile: Damn she put all her points in intelligence eekay: im cringing Xylotile: Huh eekay: imc ringing at the joke Xylotile: Oh Xylotile: Where is Peter’s sister ranked eekay: whos peter ASlowFatHorsey: Lol Xylotile: Oops Paul Xylotile: Paul’s sister eekay: i dont think they still play chess that far Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-didnt-understand-debate-debate2016-presidential-debate-gif-6147117 eekay: i donty think i did Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/the-queens-gambit-tv-show-beth-harmon-anya-taylor-joy-gif-24724786 eekay: oh eekay: she was wc in like the 70s so eekay: 2600 something Xylotile: Oh damn eekay: 2700 maybe Xylotile: Is it based off a true story eekay: no Xylotile: Liberal movie eekay: i mean there are female chess prodigies but eekay: noen as good as she was eekay: oh she is fischer eekay: thats the true story eekay: shes girl version of bobby fischer Xylotile: Cameron fischer’s dad????? eekay: yes Xylotile: Wow I didn’t know that eekay: he doesnt like to talk about it too much Xylotile: Damn Xylotile: Egay do you like ranch eekay: sure Xylotile: Hmm Xylotile: Do you like Doritos cool ranch Xylotile: I hate ranch but the Doritos are yummy
eekay: Xylotile: or be strong enough to swing for long periods of time ASlowFatHorsey: Swimming is best way dude ASlowFatHorsey: Op af ASlowFatHorsey: Flying but with no wings eekay: just wrong man Xylotile: wait no eekay: easily and by far worst way to travel eekay: not even remotely cool eekay: takes no effort Xylotile: b/c u will need to keep swimming to live ASlowFatHorsey: Just right man Xylotile: rite? eekay: some do eekay: not all fishes ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay u think swimming takes no effort??? eekay: swimming fast takes effort eekay: but not skill eekay: if youre a fish ASlowFatHorsey: Uhhh eekay: not counting people ok ASlowFatHorsey: K was going to say eekay: swimming requires no skill but flying requires complex reasoning eekay: even for animals that do it eekay: its a complex activity ASlowFatHorsey: Umm eekay: so is walking and especially so for swinging ASlowFatHorsey: No eekay: swinging is op becuase it lets animals who spec into strength basically fly Xylotile: i mean flying creatures do it without thinking eekay: just not balanced ASlowFatHorsey: Its alot of the flying is instinct Xylotile: ^ ASlowFatHorsey: But some of it is learned eekay: i mean yeah obviously animals that fly dont need to get their flying license but it takes much more reasoning than swimming eekay: its why any bird is 10x smarter than any fish ASlowFatHorsey: I dont think so eekay: to what Xylotile: dolphins smart eekay: dolphins are mammallian eekay: mnammillian? eekay: mammillian eekay: mamillian Xylotile: thats actually false Xylotile: they fish ASlowFatHorsey: That flying requires more reasoning than swimming but yeah i agree birds are way smater than fish eekay: LOL eekay: literally swimming is wasd for fish Xylotile: lol eekay: just point and hold a direction and you move ASlowFatHorsey: No eekay: flying you ahve to ccarry your momnentum and roll adn bank eekay: yes ASlowFatHorsey: There are actual hazards in water ASlowFatHorsey: Compared to air ASlowFatHorsey: Nothing but clouds ASlowFatHorsey: Water buch of shit trying to kill you ASlowFatHorsey: Like all the time ASlowFatHorsey: Thats why some fishes have spec into mid grouping and stealth eekay: :akshually: eekay: :akshually: :akshually: :akshually: :akshually: :akshually: :akshually: :akshually: :akshually: ASlowFatHorsey: Cum apron eekay: :akshually: :akshually: :akshually: :akshually: :akshually: :akshually: :akshually: eekay: can u guys use it too ASlowFatHorsey: Me no nitro eekay: oh is it a nitro thing ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: fuck eekay: Xylotile: :akshually: :akshually: Xylotile: :akshually: :akshually: Xylotile: :akshually: :akshually: Xylotile: :akshually: :akshually: Xylotile: :akshually: :akshually: Xylotile: :akshually: :akshually: Xylotile: :akshually: :akshually: Xylotile: :akshually: :akshually: Xylotile: :akshually: :akshually:
eekay: idk Xylotile: Sooo leave at 4? eekay: just cuase ur trying to send for the first time in yers eekay: ? eekay: yes ASlowFatHorsey: Lol no ASlowFatHorsey: I would never eekay: i meannn ASlowFatHorsey: We’ve climbed every other day ASlowFatHorsey: For like a week and a half eekay: i suppose ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe 2 weeks eekay: not much higher intensity than usual eekay: and nto for very long ASlowFatHorsey: No just less breaks ASlowFatHorsey: In between ASlowFatHorsey: My fire arms are fine rn eekay: yeah i mean session frequency intensity ASlowFatHorsey: We at 8 billion people now ASlowFatHorsey: Seesh eekay: eekay: slow news day ASlowFatHorsey: Ope ASlowFatHorsey: Giver take a few mins Xylotile: wtf Nov 15 2022 was 4 years ago? ASlowFatHorsey: 8* eekay: https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998 Joguitaro: Damn 8 billion on my 12th birthday ASlowFatHorsey: https://www.reddit.com/r/UIUC/s/WcUlxVEm9s ASlowFatHorsey: Uiuc had an active kkk sro eekay: 'had' Joguitaro: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: I knew u were gonna say that eekay: low hanging fruit Joguitaro: Lemme join the racist club eekay: eekay: lol eekay: taylor would love this club so much ASlowFatHorsey: Gottem ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: jesus man ASlowFatHorsey: Sick roast incoming eekay: anime watcher ASlowFatHorsey: Femboy fishing watcher ASlowFatHorsey: Do I go to discussion today? ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t think today is the day Xylotile: Nah skip Xylotile: You get two discussion drops ASlowFatHorsey: I do get one Xylotile: Exactly Xylotile: Someone on LinkedIn asked me for a Lockheed job referral Xylotile: I’m just an intern bro eekay: https://tenor.com/view/your-a-wizard-harry-potter-just-harry-gif-19126650 ASlowFatHorsey: No harry ASlowFatHorsey: Ur a wizzzard eekay: rizzard eekay: actually he cant be a rizzard cause he was best friends with hermione for 8 yearse and she married ron somehow Xylotile: Who did Harry marry eekay: what a loser imagine being friends for that long and not asking her out eekay: ginny ASlowFatHorsey: Ginny ASlowFatHorsey: Keepin it in the fam ASlowFatHorsey: Yea ASlowFatHorsey: Imagine Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Ginny is not a looker compared to Emma Watson Xylotile: Isn’t there a spinoff with their kids ASlowFatHorsey: Well thats a tuff act to follow eekay: i think whats it called eekay: cursed child is about them eekay: yup eekay: none of it makes sense eekay: idk if there has to be a why but feels unexplained why hermione was ever into ron Xylotile: lol what are these thumbnails eekay: wtf didnt know they were even making a live action of it eekay: ohits fake lol eekay: fan trailer
eekay: wait deos everybody get tested? Xylotile: yes Xylotile: everyone gets tested twice a week Joguitaro: Yeah Xylotile: required testing eekay: wow thats crazy Xylotile: yeah Xylotile: theres an app that alerts you if there is someone nearby with a positive or someone thats showing symptoms Joguitaro: Yeah safer Illinois Xylotile: yep Xylotile: so basically Xylotile: they know who is positive or negative Xylotile: taylor idk about you but ive only seen one group out of like a hundred who arent wearing masks Xylotile: everyone is following the rules Joguitaro: Literally everyone I meet fucking parties Xylotile: suprisingly Joguitaro: Yeah Xylotile: invite me broski Xylotile: i can teach you Xylotile: the ways Joguitaro: Ok ok Joguitaro: But first Joguitaro: I need to get in one Xylotile: what ab ur roomate Joguitaro: I was gonna go to one tonight with my roommate but they were at the capacity and I got left behind lol Xylotile: rip Xylotile: are you planning on participating in that stuff eekay: this sounds like an abnormal rate of partying Joguitaro: I was going to. Maybe not drink. Or just like 1 drink Joguitaro: Last night me and a couple guys went around on the electric bikes Joguitaro: @Xylotile you should come check out our dorm my room is lit Xylotile: yeah id be down to take a look Joguitaro: Poggers Xylotile: im pretty sure im free tomorrow unless i got some orientation stuff Joguitaro: Aight Xylotile: which i prolly do but that would be in the morning Joguitaro: I still needa pick up my books lol Xylotile: wait until syllabi week Joguitaro: But they already ordered tho Joguitaro: I’ve legit met like 100 people. I don’t think I’ve hung out with the same people two nights in a row lol eekay: that is insane Xylotile: wtf Xylotile: i honestly am having a hard tiem finding people Joguitaro: You ain’t in the right dorm brudda Xylotile: did you find them all in your dorm? Xylotile: idk how to make friends, lets put it that way lmao Xylotile: im not gonna walk up to people having lunch and say Xylotile: can i join u Joguitaro: Our dorm had dorm events where you meet people. Then you just kinda go do things with people idk Joguitaro: Lol Xylotile: in person? Xylotile: wtf Joguitaro: We literally have a group chat of like 40 people. No one really uses it since it’s so big tho Xylotile: did you guys meet in person? Joguitaro: Yeah Xylotile: all of our shit is on zoom Xylotile: rip Joguitaro: Feels bad Xylotile: yeah idk Joguitaro: All of our stuff is going to be now tho Joguitaro: Cuz of the executive order Joguitaro: Kinda bullshit Xylotile: what? Joguitaro: There was an executive order of not allowing any parties of more than 10 people Xylotile: wtf? Xylotile: i didnt hear about that Xylotile: thats crazy Joguitaro: Yeah. Honestly we’ll probably get sent home in like a week eekay: lol Xylotile: Idk man Xylotile: U of I is handling things really well Xylotile: We’ll see how the rona reports are next week tho Joguitaro: Yeah. I haven’t heard of any cases Xylotile: 2 weeks Xylotile: Same Xylotile: I think I read somewhere where it was 33 cases out of like 30k?
eekay: granny smith?? eekay: yeah ai is a scam eekay: going nowhere ASlowFatHorsey: !dalle team Edward vs team Jacob FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-vZjeF2rt3VXURKj384KD4xiE.png?st=2024-10-21T14%3A18%3A51Z&se=2024-10-21T16%3A18%3A51Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-10-20T19%3A01%3A32Z&ske=2024-10-21T19%3A01%3A32Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=nVh6bNz05yRJaFMxfb/eRc7TO%2BPONnEwd%2BZYKs%2BM/k0%3D eekay: why all dudes in the back ASlowFatHorsey: Palt or boot ASlowFatHorsey: U decide ASlowFatHorsey: Easy way or the hard eekay: team <3 ASlowFatHorsey: !dalle 3than H4dl3y FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-1yGFKBHr93lV2SvRYFxWDcrz.png?st=2024-10-21T14%3A23%3A23Z&se=2024-10-21T16%3A23%3A23Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-10-20T21%3A03%3A48Z&ske=2024-10-21T21%3A03%3A48Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=2sY6D586J6Y1LmYVsp6U0Iy8jFNxVwaoeTeWq2CXLaE%3D
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Xylotile: just unlucky game Xylotile: queue up Joguitaro: i think a thing that's important is winning the fights that matter Joguitaro: some objective should be taken after winning a fight like a tower or something Xylotile: idk if they can just outsplit you its gg Xylotile: i bet the voli was taking towers fast as fuyck eekay: yup Xylotile: u not wrong tho Joguitaro: team comp also matters more than people would think eekay: the fights were just so long with voli and red kayn we woulg get split every time we fight Xylotile: if you don't have someone decisive to say something most times you just walk around farming waves after a fight Joguitaro: large champion pool might help Xylotile: true eekay: xylotile Xylotile: Lmao Xylotile: Why you thinking ab my shit yo ASlowFatHorsey: Oh lol ASlowFatHorsey: Erm ASlowFatHorsey: Nice hoodie ASlowFatHorsey: Nah otp all day ASlowFatHorsey: Meta slaves don’t climb eekay: yeah like if i had a larger number of champions where i was as good as swain or cass at thats obviously better but Joguitaro: how much you itemize eekay: what Joguitaro: ever change what you build eekay: oh yeah eekay: the problem is that i feel like i dont matter at all eekay: feels like if there are tanks the game is decided by the tanks eekay: or by side lane macro Xylotile: You don’t play side lane champs so you can never match Xylotile: Play ekko eekay: cass can match anyone in side\ eekay: just about Joguitaro: swain seems hard if you don't have good team fighty comp Xylotile: She can clear a wave at her tower Xylotile: But she can’t side lane cuz she has no escape Joguitaro: or if play into team that doesn't wanna team fight Xylotile: There’s a difference eekay: yeah cass has some carry potential but swain feels giga useless Joguitaro: gotta pick the swain games carefully i thinks eekay: yeah carefully choose when i want to lose a game eekay: think long and hard eekay: i only pick it when filled anyways Joguitaro: !piggies FriggBot2000: ```ansi xylotile Diamond III 35 LP [0.636 over 55 games] (0/1 vs ap) eekay Gold III 56 LP [0.422 over 45 games] dragondude Silver IV 52 LP [0.500 over 60 games] (1/0 vs xylotile) maestrofluff Bronze III 81 LP [0.440 over 25 games] ``` Joguitaro: been picking it fairly often it seems eekay: i get filled fairly often eekay: life of a mid eekay: mages are weak i said it eekay: my mages eekay: cant carry on either eekay: https://tenor.com/view/phone-mobile-conversation-serious-talking-gif-15582214 Xylotile: You can learn Akshan in like two days Xylotile: Akshan is easy carry potential Joguitaro: anyone wanna play legggggg Xylotile: 🤔 Joguitaro: hmmmmmmmmm Xylotile: Sure I play Xylotile: In 10 mins Xylotile: 20 mins Joguitaro: classic
eekay: two computers eekay: adc on one and yuumi on the other ErfBundy: Yeah that shit is great ErfBundy: You just press heal though and you your own sup which is better than most bronze to gold supports eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey climbing tmrw yes? eekay: also what is the point of ng+ eekay: i dont get it ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: aight ASlowFatHorsey: And to make game harder eekay: why would it be harder eekay: i dont think enemies get stronger in ng+ eekay: in hzd ASlowFatHorsey: Idk im just telling u what ng+ usually means ASlowFatHorsey: Its the same game but harder eekay: hmm eekay: aight eekay: i was kind of dissappointed eekay: i thought ng+ would just mean main story is over but i can still do the other shit in the world eekay: but it just puts me at start of game ASlowFatHorsey: Yep thats what it does restarts the game at a harder difficulty with all of ur stuff eekay: hm eekay: interesting eekay: its weird eekay: playing this game was a bit of a chore sometimes but as soon as i finished the game i get nostalgic about it eekay: world of warcraft effect i spose ASlowFatHorsey: Ur just addict ASlowFatHorsey: What lvl were u in wow eekay: classic i think im close to 30 ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus eekay: or a bit over eekay: aroudn 30 ASlowFatHorsey: I could barely get to lvl6 in that game without getting a blood clot in all of my lower bod ErfBundy: @eekay you see risk of rain anniversary update?? eekay: yeah like a while ago eekay: not exactly new ErfBundy: It came out today eekay: wait what ErfBundy: Ye eekay: i dont think ytoure correct ErfBundy: New survivor and boss locals and shit ErfBundy: Are you retard bro ErfBundy: https://youtu.be/KbCeDprQMqM ErfBundy: Wait wtf eekay: lol ErfBundy: Why trailer just now dropping? eekay: ErfBundy: Yeah wtf ErfBundy: Why would you release a trailer 3 months after an update eekay: niced bait man ErfBundy: And call it a LAUNCH trailer eekay: @CaMelon get this kid outta here ErfBundy: Is that not misleading though? ErfBundy: Launch trailer mean it launch now ErfBundy: Not last year basically eekay: you fucking idiot eekay: not remotely misleading if you have any braincells eekay: made me boot up ror eekay: wasting everybodys time ErfBundy: See that’s what you don’t get ErfBundy: I know about it ErfBundy: And was baiting you ErfBundy: Fucking retard omg @CaMelon get him outta here ErfBundy: ErfBundy: literally reformed eekay: https://tenor.com/view/applause-leonardo-dicaprio-clap-gif-9602869 eekay: jesus christ eekay: eekay: unholy keybindings Joguitaro: Whose key binds are that lol eekay: rhobolas eekay: was stridebreaker nerfed? ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda yes eekay: no more dash? eekay: just slow?? ASlowFatHorsey: They removed the dash and increased the slow and stats of the item
eekay: ideas eekay: @jakecrewa ? jakecrewa: Do not go gentle into that good breakfast ErfBundy: @eekay I saw Gracie at dirtys ErfBundy: Now I’ve probably got more interaction with her this year than you eekay: What does this have to do with breakfast? ErfBundy: Nothing but eekay has something to do with Gracie so I wanted to keep you updated ErfBundy: If you wanna do you stalking she’s at dirtys eekay: man you think i dont keep tabs eekay: i have eyes everywhere ErfBundy: Go get some tacos and spit game eekay: havent se foot in dirty's since i quity eekay: not sure im welcome back there eekay: when u guys turn something in that has to be dated do you set the date earlier so your teacher doesnt know you started it the day before it was due? Xylotile: Sometimes eekay: ok. Xylotile: Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: Are you gonna play on eu servers when ur in Sweden Xylotile: ap the new baus ErfBundy: @Joguitaro I’m trying to play path of exile again I forgot how daunting this game is to start again eekay: DM's jesus christ eekay: spamming for no reason Xylotile: shut up man Xylotile: stop trying to slide into my dms eekay: stfu depressed lookin ass eekay: vincent van gogh mf eekay: https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-have-a-nice-day-good-ending-gif-25395445 Joguitaro: @ErfBundy oh lol nice. Yeah gotta get the hang of it. Also though pretty sure this season is ass lol Joguitaro: But almost over I think ErfBundy: Yeah the new ones in like 10 days I think so imma just fuck around till then try and get back into the groove Joguitaro: Incredible starts when I’m on break. Hopefully not as ass as last league. Literally no loot lol ErfBundy: For real lmao ErfBundy: I just need Diablo 4 now Joguitaro: wdym you have diablo immortal 🙂 ASlowFatHorsey: C’est possible ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly gon make a chally run on stream Joguitaro: “This EU Shen/Sion is terrorizing low elo!” ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah laugh it up man ASlowFatHorsey: Well see whos laughing after 3 weeks of me tryin ranked ASlowFatHorsey: Chally ASlowFatHorsey: Scared af Joguitaro: It’s gonna be a paradox when you face bauss man. Both of you gonna somehow end up 1/7 in laning phase lol eekay: guys im winning eekay: eekay: i should be doing my film class homework but im finally a winner Joguitaro: lol eekay: another woman comin for my rating though eekay: shame she mexican she kinda cute eekay: omg eekay: eekay: im nervous eekay: eekay: i fucking knew it would happen Joguitaro: deserved lol eekay: i had a winning attack and just fucked myself in the ass eekay: fucking girl debuff goddamnit Xylotile: ???????????? eekay: oops was that out loud ErfBundy: “Racism is fine when I do it but anyone else and it’s bad” eekay: lol what eekay: it aint that deep bro eekay: also i got 5th fuck women eekay: tbh she might be cheating no kizzy eekay: eekay: suspicious scoreline Xylotile: huh Joguitaro: guh eekay: high winrate
Xylotile: That’s why it was down 5% this week Xylotile: Except for the spike Xylotile: It did but that’s why the stock price went up Xylotile: Nvda isn’t special eekay: like the proportion of budget from labs/companies going into just buying gpus is so much higher now than it was 5 years ago eekay: and the llm scaling laws mean we will just keep buying more next year eekay: like maybe people will get scared if they read the word bubble on their news feeds enough but like eekay: nvidia has most definitely become much more valuable from the ai stuff Xylotile: Yes Xylotile: It grew too fast Xylotile: It’s overvalued eekay: i mean that seems like a safe bet eekay: and the price will fall if enough people think thats reasonable eekay: but but it also seems plausible to me that nvidia is just special Joguitaro: Ek an nvidia coper when it crashes Joguitaro: “It’ll go back up guys trust” Xylotile: Nvda is not special bro Xylotile: Jesus eekay: why not? eekay: are you saying there are no special companies Xylotile: Because it’s just another company with breakthrough Xylotile: It’s not special within those companies eekay: like eekay: it might be lol eekay: ai wont just be a profitable product eekay: ai will be doing the majority of economic work in like at most 30 years eekay: and it will run on nvidia gpus ASlowFatHorsey: I think I can make it ASlowFatHorsey: It’ll prolly be like 1-130 ASlowFatHorsey: For me eekay: when u get here? ASlowFatHorsey: Yes eekay: the council will decide your fate ASlowFatHorsey: Please no penis inspection Please no penis inspection Please no penis inspection Please no penis inspection Please no penis inspection eekay: ay we dont make the rules ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/itysl-i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-you-cant-do-that-cant-gif-23125076 Xylotile: microsoft changed the world Xylotile: with windows and shi Xylotile: not special Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey i know you flake p frequently eekay: yeah ai is not fucking windows lol Xylotile: everything runs on windows Xylotile: im saying it was revolutionary and still experienced price adjustments Xylotile: im not saying it going to fall under $30 or sometihng. If its corrected, it's probably falling near 100 Xylotile: im doing research rn tho Xylotile: cuz im not sure what are the odds of a price correction. If its not much, then im just gonna buy back in eekay: i mean the price is the market's estimate of its value so if people thing its going down it will Xylotile: it didnt move much since i bought eekay: that will probably happen eventually eekay: but 90% of the economic value of the world is not made possible solely by windows Xylotile: man you're not getting what i mean eekay: if youre saying the stock will drop sharply at some point in the next few months i probably agree FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/t8ei4cokW3f.gif Xylotile: lol eekay: im just saying that if the market does that the market is probably wrong Xylotile: the market isn't soley based on logic bro Xylotile: it does some weird shit Xylotile: its basically gambling Xylotile: sometimes a company reports really good earnings and the stock price tanks eekay: yeah the market does wqeird shit like udnerprice nvidia eekay: becuase almost nobody can take seriously the idea that this technology is the most important we will ever invent
eekay: go to shoney's and fold myself 12 times eekay: https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-jerry-smith-jerry-fold-jerryfold-gif-19267930 Xylotile: !gpt why did Muslim prophets marry little girls FriggBot2000: It's important to note that not all Muslim prophets married young girls. The instance you may be referring to is the Prophet Muhammad, who is reported to have married Aisha when she was very young. However, this topic is a complex one with much debate surrounding it. Various biographical sources indicate different ages for Aisha at the time of her marriage, some suggesting she was as young as 6 or as old as 19. The practices during that time period (7th Century Arabia) are not equivalent to current societal norms. Marriage at a young age was common in many societies, not just Muslim ones, for various reasons including creating alliances, ensuring virginity, or providing financial security. It's also crucial to underline that interpretations and practices vary widely within the Muslim community. Child marriage is widely condemned by many scholars and Muslims today. It is emphasized that laws and ethics should adapt to changing societal norms, preserving the core values of justice and consent within Islam. Xylotile: Yeah so fucking based eekay: paul would never Xylotile: Lisan Paul? eekay: yes eekay: pesky paul i call him Joguitaro: https://youtu.be/LOjcf5PM3nw?si=ckEBOtXmeCvOJgE3 Xylotile: https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjb9xq/india-gang-rape-monitor-lizard-animal-abuse Xylotile: Ermm Xylotile: any gamers Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay Xylotile: its reading day ASlowFatHorsey: none for me ASlowFatHorsey: me study Xylotile: ok eekay: https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-screaming-scream-angry-anger-gif-20387881 eekay: new mission sounds sick Xylotile: They all the same missions eekay: yea and theyre all sick ASlowFatHorsey: seems long ASlowFatHorsey: but im all down for long ASlowFatHorsey: will go down on long eekay: forced eekay: +1 guh ASlowFatHorsey: calibrated ASlowFatHorsey: checked ur pocket into force spending ASlowFatHorsey: bitch Xylotile: Ermmm Xylotile: Guh guh guh eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey i wish channel5 did that story on the tickling ASlowFatHorsey: yea me too lol eekay: he woujld have made such a good fucking documentary on that ASlowFatHorsey: L rizz ASlowFatHorsey: agree ASlowFatHorsey: he would have gotten in and signed up for thew ticklleing himself eekay: lol exactly eekay: so weird though ASlowFatHorsey: pretty bananas eekay: like if the guy didnt want attention why would he keep flaming the kiwi over and over again lol ASlowFatHorsey: yea bit of a dummy thicc head ASlowFatHorsey: def beat off when they confronted him irl ASlowFatHorsey: attention seeker fr eekay: quite an odd bloke eekay: but if i was living off a trust fund my whole life i would probably get into some weird shit ASlowFatHorsey: yea ASlowFatHorsey: still do ASlowFatHorsey: prolly wire ur shit into the maimfraim ASlowFatHorsey: robot ussy ASlowFatHorsey: makin love to AI eekay: ai girlfriends are gonna be big soon eekay: i tihnk im gonna stay away though
eekay: i was going to the front page of r/cassmains eekay: !gpt what are the good casseiopeia builds rn? FriggBot2000: Currently, there are several good builds for Cassiopeia. However, remember to build according to your match up and circumstances in the game. Here are a couple of builds that are currently used: 1. Standard Build: - Starting Items: Doran's Ring , Health Potion - Core Items: Liandry's Anguish, Rylai's Crystal Scepter, Archangel's Staff (after Seraph's Embrace) - Situational Items: Zhonya's Hourglass, Morellonomicon, Banshee's Veil, Void Staff, Rabadon's Deathcap - Boots: Sorcerer’s Shoes 2. Alternative Build: - Starting Items: Tear of the Goddess, Health Potion - Core Items: Seraph's Embrace, Rylai's Crystal Scepter, Liandry's Anguish - Situational Items: Morellonomicon, Death's Dance, Banshee’s Veil, Void Staff, Rabadon's Deathcap - Boots: Sorcerer's Shoes For Runes, a common set up is: - Primary: Precision - Conqueror, Triumph, Legend: Tenacity, Last Stand - Secondary: Domination - Taste of Blood, Ravenous Hunter - Shards: Flex, Magic Resist, Ability Power Remember that the effectiveness of your build is impacted by the matchup and game circumstances. Always build adaptively and avoid sticking rigidly to a pre-set build. eekay: boots on cass eekay: interesting idea Xylotile: Any leggers Xylotile: Ravenous 💀 eekay: rip eekay: @Joguitaro lol have you heard of the self ending to outer wilds? Xylotile: wtf sod phase 3 releases tomorrow Xylotile: Actually dead game eekay: slightly eekay: but i had a good time Xylotile: @eekay flex chest Xylotile: lemme see your insertions eekay: what are those Xylotile: where your muscles begin from the skeleton Xylotile: Xylotile: this is god tier insertions eekay: there is actually no visual difference when i flex my chest eekay: not very useful muscles Xylotile: lol Xylotile: any leggers later? eekay: yea Xylotile: i can game in 30 Xylotile: @Joguitaro @wrenchbreaker @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @wrenchbreaker @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: ok Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 5 minutes. Xylotile: ladies its time eekay: only b43 eekay: 4 Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro eekay: i think he had an exam today eekay: so did ap Xylotile: HAD Xylotile: he should be home eekay: he couldnt climb becuase of it eekay: cant be that early eekay: but ap said he would game in 30 Xylotile: yeah he def not getting on 💀 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey fill us in ASlowFatHorsey: lol ek thinking its thurs when its wednesdayt Xylotile: i have my legs wide open @eekay eekay: oop eekay: i actually 100% did think it was thursday
eekay: aww same bro eekay: i dont listen to music released affter 1985 😎 😎 😎 😎 😎 eekay: that makes me better than others 😎 jakecrewa: Ek I feel like you’re one of those aliens that doesn’t listen to music eekay: i listen to music eekay: only the classics 😎 jakecrewa: Send me an ek sponsored playlist eekay: this is the my mix generated playlist on youtube eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRjllL-MP0U&list=RDMM&start_radio=1&ab_channel=AleksandrSolzenicyn eekay: pretty accurate jakecrewa: I clicked the mix and it gave me stuff I listen to lmao, I’m pretty sure you can’t send a mix without it being specific to the other persons account eekay: is simple man the first song in that playlist for you jakecrewa: Nah eekay: oh eekay: ok ill make it into a rela playlist jakecrewa: It’s like a mix of my stuff and what i assume is your stuff lol eekay: ok its public now eekay: u can find it on my youtube cahnnell eekay: if you like the playlist make sure to smash that like button a leave a comment eekay: holy shit my video has 31 views that means it extends outside of this circle jakecrewa: It’s completely possible we have watched it that many times lmao. I’ve watched it at least 5 eekay: same but idk if views work like that eekay: its a fucking timeless classic jakecrewa: Pretty sure they do eekay: ah eekay: nvm then eekay: did u see playlist eekay: its called cum jakecrewa: I’m rockin with this playlist ❗️❗️ eekay: yeah its about all of it eekay: i added some it missed jakecrewa: I met a kid here who told me he doesn’t listen to music. Didn’t know those freaks existed eekay: yeah eekay: you leave your dorm and talk to people eekay: you find a few psychopaths eekay: just putting a target on your bacl jakecrewa: Lmao forgot who I was talking to Xylotile: Jc what game u start with jakecrewa: I started by playing Mario kart with my siblings but the first game I ever solo grind was called Tony hawk underground Xylotile: i think i got introduced to video games with MW2 Xylotile: console games jakecrewa: Solid Xylotile: ikr Xylotile: i think that came before my 3ds Xylotile: not sure tho Xylotile: first game i ever played was pokemon jakecrewa: Explains a lot Xylotile: ??? jakecrewa: https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-19559014 Xylotile: pokemon is a solid game jakecrewa: Solid indoctrination Xylotile: did you play pokemon jakecrewa: I did not Xylotile: ah ight Xylotile: do you like smash Xylotile: ultimate Xylotile: the game grant had Xylotile: i think jakecrewa: Not as much as melee Xylotile: y jakecrewa: Melee is just simple and you can exploit movement and such. Ultimate just has so many characters and such Xylotile: i wasnt a very good ultimate player but it was basically button smashing imo jakecrewa: Yeah for people like you and I who don’t play it on their own and all it pretty much is Xylotile: spams rocket on snake at the edge of the map Xylotile: like a boss jakecrewa: Lmao what a super fun gaming experience
jakecrewa: I used to do that on sterling stowell and he never caught on/learned how to defend jakecrewa: The funniest thing i ever witnessed: sterling’s older brother was talking shit about how good he was at chess to that Jack kid. Jack was acting like he’d never played before. They play each other and jack wins in like 5 moves lol eekay: lol eekay: i woulda loved to see that jakecrewa: It was straight out of a movie eekay: did sterlings brother go to tournaments and stuff? jakecrewa: I don’t think so. Just Mormon hubris eekay: fuckin morms jakecrewa: Exactly eekay: mormies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE jakecrewa: Lmao jakecrewa: I don’t shit on religions but Mormons disappoint me because there’s so much wasted potential eekay: waddya mean Xylotile: > prolyl coulda been gm by now if i kept playing @eekay eekay: hm jakecrewa: Like sterling could be using his talents to go to an Ivy League school or something but he’s now in Texas trying to get people to do his religion eekay: well why dont you go to an ivy league school eekay: you couldve easily Xylotile: I agree Jacob Xylotile: Fuck god jakecrewa: The Ivy League thing was just an example but you know what I mean eekay: i mean eekay: different metrics for success eekay: when youre brainwashed by a cult jakecrewa: I swear you purposely refuse to agree with anything. Classic redditor man eekay: i dont disagree with everything im just saying eekay: i guess hes happy so whatever jakecrewa: Yeah that is fair eekay: mormons do be kinda creepy tho eekay: and jehovas witnesses jakecrewa: Fastest growing religion baby eekay: ew Xylotile: who is jehova and why does he need witnesses eekay: :| Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/funny-smile-best-laugh-thats-funny-gif-8282901 eekay: |: Xylotile: leg tn? CaMelon: No game November continues ASlowFatHorsey: ''- ASlowFatHorsey: 👩‍🦼 ASlowFatHorsey: ek is that you? eekay: 🕵️‍♂️ cemb cemb ASlowFatHorsey: 🕵️‍♂️ CaMelon: Possibly no game december too ASlowFatHorsey: ? eekay: why would you dot hat CaMelon: Focusing on other things Xylotile: cameron stfu lol ASlowFatHorsey: doesn't even have alliteration let alone rhythmic capacity jakecrewa: Cameron is bettering himself. We, as friends, should be embracing this. ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/crane-grua-transformers-dirty-mind-gif-7307130 Xylotile: leg Xylotile: time Xylotile: tn ErfBundy: Gaming tonight? Xylotile: si Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: ight Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro we need 2 more Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro we need 2 more Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro we need 2 more Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro we need 2 more Xylotile: @eekay i get what ur saying now. I don't want to go downstairs to grab food from my dining hall Xylotile: human interaction man eekay: what changed Xylotile: idk
eekay: go get em tiger Joguitaro: Nah nah nah Xylotile: what did she sayh Joguitaro: She said it’s been hard meeting people due to Covid and stuff eekay: send cock pick Xylotile: ^^^ Joguitaro: OH YEAH Joguitaro: THATS THE NEXT STEP eekay: why are you yelling eekay: calm down Joguitaro: Mb caps Xylotile: hes excited Xylotile: cant u tell eekay: are you koolaid man Joguitaro: Tf is a super like eekay: OH YEHA Joguitaro: I got that eekay: SEND PENIS IMAGES eekay: i think a super like is just stronger than i like eekay: so if two people super like they just get married instantly Joguitaro: Woah Joguitaro: Cool boss mechanics Joguitaro: Got another match lol CaMelon: ✡️ eekay: yo just got this game called league of legends eekay: omg already got a match eekay: she responded crazy eekay: wtf got another one guess im just too good at this Joguitaro: Bro Joguitaro: That’s pogchamp eekay: for real though anybody but taylor wanna game eekay: i know hes busy jerking off to grills on tinder so i wont bother him Joguitaro: Shut up. I’m down to game eekay: are you going to talk Joguitaro: Yeah Joguitaro: No idea where roommate is eekay: cool then eekay: anybody else Joguitaro: Probably out getting plastered on a Tuesday eekay: ay you know how it do eekay: i havent even seen an alcohol since i been on campus eekay: still have said less than 30 words to anybody but my mom lol Joguitaro: Lol Joguitaro: Dead school eekay: yeha its just not a party school eekay: everybody who wanna party go to a big school Joguitaro: Yeah eekay: which is why your roommate throws up in trashcans and kicks you out to fuck Xylotile: thats true lol Joguitaro: U of I is definitely big party school Joguitaro: And I’m in a pretty big party dorm Joguitaro: On a big party floor eekay: yeah eekay: my floor is trying to organize a zoom talent show Joguitaro: Lmao. No one gonna do it eekay: everybody on my floor is autistic im sure a few would Joguitaro: The room across the hall definitely has like 10 people in it lol Joguitaro: Can I join the zoom talent show 🥺👉👈 eekay: watchu gon do eekay: everybody on this flor plays in instrument lol eekay: hope it isnt something like that eekay: we need something crazy eekay: can you play your instrument on a pogo stick? Joguitaro: Even better. I’ll play the pogo stick on an instrument eekay: holy shit eekay: yes eekay: youre in Joguitaro: One of the many talents I have CaMelon: @eekay I am willing to bet there are many party’s lol, you just don’t know about em eekay: i really do not think so CaMelon: I think so eekay: the vibe here is completely comatose eekay: if you want to party eekay: you dont go to eiu CaMelon: You think people go to eiu to learn? eekay: for the most part yes Joguitaro: Some dorms may be like that and others could be party central eekay: i guess its possible eekay: i wouldnt know about those eekay: but im just saying the vibe here is completely comatose Xylotile: b/c u live in a beta dorm CaMelon: ^ CaMelon: 📠
Definitely_Not_Taylor: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey Definitely_Not_Taylor: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: Wat eekay: get in call Definitely_Not_Taylor: Join eekay: we gmail CaMelon: important business decisions have to be made for ek ASlowFatHorsey: I need to do this dummy orietation thing for u of i rn eekay: do i need to do that then? ASlowFatHorsey: Ill be on in a bit eekay: ok ASlowFatHorsey: No just fopr pathway students eekay: well emma tryna fuck you can be on the council if you wanty eekay: decide my next move ASlowFatHorsey: Ooooooohhh shit ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: yeah its confirmed ASlowFatHorsey: Ill bee on as soon as i can then Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey you dont have to do it now Xylotile: do it later Xylotile: come to the meeting or you'll be deducted two points eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw eekay: https://youtu.be/16EybMbztu0?t=217 Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKh-NeO2wbE Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyHDMJXB8fA eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ_kMossOes Xylotile: you thinking too ahead bro CaMelon: TRUE eekay: Xylotile: http://prntscr.com/s9z9wf eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr3rFZn9T8I eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkVr1W9KXDs Definitely_Not_Taylor: I’ll be back gotta stay downstairs for a bit eekay: what Definitely_Not_Taylor: Mommy scared tree gonna fall on me and gon die so she force me stay downstairs eekay: get fucked moron Xylotile: L Definitely_Not_Taylor: Mom actually has a mental disability eekay: can she make eye contact tho Definitely_Not_Taylor: Idk Definitely_Not_Taylor: Maybe Definitely_Not_Taylor: But uh Definitely_Not_Taylor: There’s no street anymore Definitely_Not_Taylor: Just River CaMelon: dont let her see our nefarious avatars Definitely_Not_Taylor: Ahh fuck Definitely_Not_Taylor: We gamin? eekay: lol no eekay: we all left the game Definitely_Not_Taylor: Lol
Xylotile: to both? eekay: you can override some machines eekay: some you can ride some just attack other machines temporarily eekay: are you thinking of getting it Xylotile: maybe eekay: on pc? Xylotile: yeah i dont have a ps4 eekay: pcmr 😎 eekay: i can barely run it on bets settings eekay: best eekay: im like 55-70 fps usually Xylotile: ya it looks very gpu intensive eekay: they worked to make it seem very cinematic eekay: i think Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: you took physics 2 right eekay: idk eekay: i think so Xylotile: Xylotile: i know what the lines are Xylotile: but isnt this a typo eekay: lol eekay: it must be Xylotile: wait nvm i think i figured it out Xylotile: we had to do increments from negative voltage to positive voltage Xylotile: Xylotile: im guessing its saying how the negative ones compare to the positive ones eekay: theres no way thats what they mean eekay: i mean you mighta s well put something instead of nothing but eekay: it has to be a type eekay: typo Xylotile: ya thats what im putting Xylotile: i thought it made sense Xylotile: like what im thinking that they're thinking eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile u takin summer classes? CaMelon: Whelp, I got a busy day tomorrow, talk to you chumps in a few months ASlowFatHorsey: Cringing rn ASlowFatHorsey: But glhf cuz u gon need it Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey yes physics 2 Xylotile: Easiest shit I’ve done eekay: oh thats his dick bulge Xylotile: Why his torso backwards eekay: thats what i always though lol eekay: i thought the chad was thick but its his cick buldge eekay: not his ass Xylotile: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: His chin reminds me of a horse ASlowFatHorsey: Chin ASlowFatHorsey: Cock 🦧 eekay: eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Jgojku6Iw&ab_channel=VanityFairVanityFairVerified ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: T1 mentally pleasures himself ASlowFatHorsey: YESYESYESYESYESYAAAAAAAAAA eekay: he porlly did climax when he won that last game ASlowFatHorsey: No question eekay: id thank the lord that i never had to play toplane ever again ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah u couldn’t handle it anyway beta mid eekay: its ok i understand that slower people like you find it hard to consider as many things as the average midlaner eekay: youd rathre sit top with brain off than think eekay: or impacty the game eekay: other then when you get to release ur raid boss on ur team at 20 minutes ASlowFatHorsey: Ok mr. fight happening in river but refuses to look at minimap eekay: lol true ASlowFatHorsey: Or anywhere for that matter eekay: GL i am always first to river fights ASlowFatHorsey: Same ASlowFatHorsey: 🦧 eekay: i changed my mind on horizon eekay: really really fuckin bad ASlowFatHorsey: Oh ok eekay: softlocked in a bossfight with no ammo and no way to abandon the sidequest it came from ASlowFatHorsey: Reload save??? eekay: it just restarts the bossfight eekay: im being dramatic im not softlocked
eekay: fucking riot ASlowFatHorsey: Riot knows where u do best ig eekay: yeah supp is alright eekay: im done putting bot as my secondary eekay: cause i got jg as often as bot eekay: i mean eekay: swain can play 4 lanes well eekay: maybe i should pioneer swain jg too ASlowFatHorsey: 🦧💨🐽🥶😳 eekay: is that swain using his abilities on jg camps ASlowFatHorsey: 🌚🌝👉🐒🚨😎😎👁️🐽👁️ eekay: diana vs wukong toplane getting ganked by sejuani Xylotile: TRUEEE Xylotile: WEEEOOO WEEOOO Xylotile: @eekay when u getting ur smurf to level 30 Xylotile: we can do the taliyah swain technologhies eekay: id clal it an alt Xylotile: get to masters in a week Xylotile: guaranteed eekay: but ive spent enough iq points on ranked today so eekay: prolly som late night bot games eekay: i would like to duo abuse eekay: just to see how far we get Xylotile: its pretty fun Xylotile: we can get to plat easily Xylotile: if im being straight up eekay: i agree eekay: donghuap: HOW THIS GAY COUPLE MADE IT DO CHALLENGER BY DUOING Xylotile: 😳 Xylotile: what level are you eekay: 22-25 eekay: idk Xylotile: hurry up Xylotile: i want to duo abuse Xylotile: i get a new account too Xylotile: or use one of my old ones? eekay: im sure you do eekay: plat dog Xylotile: both are gold elo Xylotile: so ur shit elo Xylotile: wait nvm tyler juan is p1 Xylotile: gamings is gold i think Xylotile: ya gold 1 eekay: im not gonna lie eekay: im focusing on main until i can get Xylotile: bruh eekay: a bit farther from sijlver eekay: i was at -9 lp Xylotile: so never eekay: i cant go back eekay: i need to get to g3 eekay: then we can grind ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=pYqyVpCV-3c&feature=share ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmm ASlowFatHorsey: Seems gamin eekay: also a gotg game ASlowFatHorsey: Gotg? eekay: guardians of the galaxy ASlowFatHorsey: Oh yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Ehh ASlowFatHorsey: Avengers game was shit ASlowFatHorsey: Ill believe it when i see it eekay: lol true eekay: yeah its not like they could afford to get the real actors for motion capture and voicelines but eekay: nmot heaving the real ones just made me cringe a lil bit ASlowFatHorsey: Yeahhhhhhhhh too bad ASlowFatHorsey: They fucking monetized xp eekay: have you seen these jurassic park games? eekay: what even are they ASlowFatHorsey: Not even a little eekay: yeah another one got announced eekay: didnt know there was a frist ASlowFatHorsey: Do u mean like the really old one eekay: like are they zoo tycoon planning type games eekay: no i dont think so ASlowFatHorsey: That was a platformer for the atari or something
Joguitaro: get a long cable then? ASlowFatHorsey: My pc to the internet is at least 100ft ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly 200 eekay: huh ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz I need to hang it up eekay: try getting a lil antenna thing to plug into ur wireless card eekay: https://www.amazon.com/Eightwood-Antennae-Extension-Computer-Bluetooth/dp/B09XHBFXXH/ref=sr_1_4?crid=FTWV6WBOTVYY&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.nidqkyqO7F0O4UvLeEg8kdk58EQRbsbVxrXTBZFjs0crNAcdipsoAcYXVNE4le7nwC8gU0Bt8GWitKRj6TR6HppiRoXXAFowhZxsoMoRZ41iDtJ5feIYmaLsiIobuKPXp9SvXX8Ki3M9R2dkXKiGjQnrmX3ikX0HQQ69i9g8lcmRuITQU3-M_WWOzKhFZvhb_T4mX9r7vEocOb4woVv2VSUb-I3X74LnUk6ZDkQJx7g.hKxpz8BiukhB-DJp3oyrIbsgX5KxG5o_PBIXZdzAYDw&dib_tag=se&keywords=wifi+card+antenna&qid=1728006192&sprefix=wifi+card+antenn%2Caps%2C126&sr=8-4 ASlowFatHorsey: I have that ASlowFatHorsey: Already eekay: oh hm eekay: then i would just try ethernet eekay: string it up eekay: it cant be 200 ft lol Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvcwrBMfLUE eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6p0W4ZsLXw&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive ASlowFatHorsey: Ngl it’s bed time Xylotile: no bro Xylotile: we gotta do this last boss eekay: its dungeon time Xylotile: he's here eekay: dont do this to lort ASlowFatHorsey: I got disconnected eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Not my fault man eekay: i know i was just showing that it saysur name eekay: for me eekay: not guy of wood ASlowFatHorsey: That’s actually doxable eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ap-bubble-speech-bubble-redditor-gif-6328777493315723823 Xylotile: are u attempting to come back ASlowFatHorsey: Like am I just a professional relationship to you ASlowFatHorsey: Another used condom Xylotile: ap Xylotile: are Xylotile: yopu Xylotile: coming Xylotile: back ASlowFatHorsey: Smh ASlowFatHorsey: Yes man eekay: another 11 minutes ASlowFatHorsey: I’m waiting for my fucking internet eekay: we done dungeon eekay: wanna just watch? ASlowFatHorsey: I can watch 1 eekay: cool eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZJZN4jPSYs&ab_channel=Kubzscoutsbiggestfan eekay: !dalle officer judy hopps giving a lap dance FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: no porn!!!
eekay: FRIST TIME eekay: eekay: 1K AP ONE SHOT ASlowFatHorsey: photo shopped ASlowFatHorsey: was that a bot game?? eekay: no ASlowFatHorsey: mmmmmhhhmm eekay: dreaft game vs karma mid eekay: really infuriating champion ASlowFatHorsey: mmmmhmmm Xylotile: Any gamers willing to game tn? Xylotile: We haven’t had a 5 stack in a minute eekay: cinge Xylotile: Ur so cringe for being sociable Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey sett gamings? Kinda beta ASlowFatHorsey: ? ASlowFatHorsey: nice bait eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Did you copy it?? eekay: lol no CaMelon: why me eekay: lol eekay: why eekay: did he do that CaMelon: trollign CaMelon: i tried to dodge that game eekay: wu@ eekay: s3? eekay: wait ur still in bronze CaMelon: yrd eekay: huh CaMelon: was in promos eekay: damn eekay: was veigar just bad or did he say he was trolling CaMelon: both eekay: he said he was trolling in champ select? CaMelon: also in one of my games i got 500 ping 20 mins in and it was a 40 min gmae CaMelon: yes eekay: thats unfortuinate CaMelon: nasus jung too CaMelon: troll eekay: i ean eekay: could be worse but eekay: well gl escaping bronze CaMelon: got a new wifi adapter so hopefully my ping will be stable now ASlowFatHorsey: Camel Imma be real with you, I think your lead acid battery computer may also have something to do with y u laggin all the time lol eekay: i mena if its ping then eekay: what else would it be besides wifi eekay: i mean internet ASlowFatHorsey: Well you can lag because your computer can’t handle the processing power to do the task eekay: :| eekay: no you cannot eekay: if his ping is too high its his internet eekay: if his computer cant handle it his fps is low ASlowFatHorsey: Idk it seems like that it’s both his frames and lag eekay: he might have bad fps but thatgs not as bad as bad ping eekay: imo ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/leedle-spongebob-patrickstar-gif-3512173 jakecrewa: AP psych ward kinda lenient on weekends? eekay: eekay: why do people google mental asylum near me Joguitaro: For a fun vacation you know eekay: just to take pictures of crazy people? Joguitaro: Aight seeings Joguitaro: Sight eekay: aight seeing indeed Joguitaro: Aight Joguitaro: Seeings Joguitaro: Ya know man ASlowFatHorsey: Hey man you do what you gotta do to get some gaming in ASlowFatHorsey: And if it means peppering a few cherries eekay: did you befreiend a large native american man to get into the computer room ASlowFatHorsey: Swabem swebum Xylotile: We no gaming tn? eekay: 😬 ASlowFatHorsey: I could game ASlowFatHorsey: Ek what’s Ron with you lol eekay: huh ASlowFatHorsey: Y u not want to game with us anymore ASlowFatHorsey: It’s kinda cringe
ASlowFatHorsey: Never heard of mi casa tu casa ASlowFatHorsey: It reminds me of this place called bamca tho Xylotile: :> Xylotile: @CaMelon this u? CaMelon: u kno me bruh I stay strapped with those twitch alts Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/horizon-zero-dawn-dodge-close-one-gif-7954860 Xylotile: @eekay eekay: spoilers dickhead Xylotile: how that spoilers CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/aloy-horizon-zero-dawn-horizon-zero-dawn-tallneck-scene-horizon-zero-dawn-trailer-tallneck-aloy-hzd-gif-21501031 CaMelon: @eekay eekay: already saw those CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/horizon-zero-dawn-hzd-aloy-carja-blazon-video-game-gif-16555211 CaMelon: @eekay eekay: this is before the other one CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/horizon-forbidden-west-hfw-aloy-video-game-gif-17499424 CaMelon: @eekay Xylotile: this game looks sick Xylotile: ngl Xylotile: are the graphics good eekay: it looks pretty good yeah eekay: i think the spectacle is the main thing Xylotile: is it like zelda eekay: but the writing is a bit strange to me Xylotile: where u do solo stuff eekay: what Xylotile: theres no multiplayer aspect right eekay: i dont think so eekay: its not bad if you need something to dump time into eekay: goddamnit fuck eekay: i tried to fduckin google how long the game was and i think i got the whole game spoiled eekay: fuck you google CaMelon: now u don't gotta waste ur time playing it eekay: its an rpg eekay: story isnt the biggest thing CaMelon: 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 CaMelon: 🦐 ASlowFatHorsey: Also ASlowFatHorsey: Camel ASlowFatHorsey: This ur last chance to say this is a hoax ASlowFatHorsey: Fake news even ASlowFatHorsey: June 6 is tomorrow Xylotile: What is? Xylotile: Damn that’s crazy ASlowFatHorsey: Camels leaving tomorrow right? ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon CaMelon: yep ASlowFatHorsey: Before u go, i gotta ask y tf are u doing this ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t understand the reasoning CaMelon: ? CaMelon: why would I not get a job ASlowFatHorsey: Because it is a fucking terrible job lol CaMelon: ur opinion CaMelon: I think it's cool ASlowFatHorsey: Mining coal? ASlowFatHorsey: I imagine they have streamlined and modernized the process but i think it still will be fucking larbous, boring and u wont be able to hang with any of your friends for the rest of the summer. Their are plenty of jobs that will give you better hours and pay without having to sacrifice so much ASlowFatHorsey: Also still kinda think your pulling one over on us tbh CaMelon: Well you don't gotta believe me ASlowFatHorsey: Well if you actually are doing it explain to me y u think this is cool ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon CaMelon: yea nice try but we'll be wearing masks
ASlowFatHorsey: yes Xylotile: he is prolly the one champion that can come back from being 1/10 Xylotile: easiest champion to come back with eekay: umm Xylotile: tho eekay: gotta take ap side on this one eekay: trynd can come back super easily Xylotile: yeah but yi harder Xylotile: after a few kills he can 1 shot eekay: yes but that doesnt say much eekay: yi has to get really balls deep ASlowFatHorsey: i will agree trynd id very strong rn because of leathal tempo eekay: yi has to gget a lot of farm to come back eekay: yi has to go pretty balls deep ASlowFatHorsey: and probs very annoying to deal with eekay: only time h eleave a fight is if everybody dead usually Xylotile: tryn top 5 top laners no contest\ ASlowFatHorsey: prolly at the moment Xylotile: at the least bruv Xylotile: ap the type to say mundo is weak ASlowFatHorsey: their nerfing leathal tempo next patch so hopefully that helps a lil bit Xylotile: and brusier items arent stupid op ASlowFatHorsey: lol ok i would not say that ASlowFatHorsey: mundo is def op eekay: plz dont say that name in front of me eekay: sensitive topic Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: adc items are also mega busted Xylotile: ehhhh eekay: umm Xylotile: besides kraken ASlowFatHorsey: u guys are just mad cuz i have diff opinons Xylotile: i think the others are pretty weak eekay: ap we are not mad eekay: just becuase we disagre doesnt make us mad ASlowFatHorsey: su were complaining earlier that i always disagree with u ASlowFatHorsey: but ight eekay: i was just saying that literally any time i say something eekay: you go the opposite way eekay: it feels like u just want to argue eekay: like i cant remember a time i said something and you agreed with me eekay: ever ASlowFatHorsey: ok lol i def dont like arguing thats fo sure eekay: umm ASlowFatHorsey: umm eekay: i cant tell if that was ironic eekay: or a joek ASlowFatHorsey: it was unironic eekay: then why do u keep typing ASlowFatHorsey: just tryin to get to the bopttom of this eekay: and you think you dislike arguing about league eekay: i dont ASlowFatHorsey: i think i know a thing or two about how i think eekay: so you hate arguing ASlowFatHorsey: didint say hate ASlowFatHorsey: just dont like eekay: but just find it so necvessary to correct me that we are contantly debating ASlowFatHorsey: ill do it if i think i should eekay: lol eekay: this has gotten out of hand eekay: the point is eekay: ap is bronze eekay: play ranked and prove me wrong ASlowFatHorsey: ok lol i ended s1 ight ASlowFatHorsey: and prolly better than that eekay: when eekay: 3 years ago ASlowFatHorsey: 2 eekay: washed as hell ASlowFatHorsey: cemb cemb on that one eekay: opgg says u were silver 2 ASlowFatHorsey: o eekay: exposed ASlowFatHorsey: well i was s2 100 lp i think eekay: correct Xylotile: ap why dont you play ranked ASlowFatHorsey: cuz i dont wanna ASlowFatHorsey: idk just not my thing
Xylotile: he played blitz eekay: yeah all we do is joke flaming eekay: its still flaming Xylotile: i meann Xylotile: are we gaming next weekend? Xylotile: ill be in town eekay: irl? Xylotile: ye eekay: i tihnk i can do CaMelon: C’est possible CaMelon: ErfBundy: @Xylotile so like Halloween weekend? jakecrewa: It was more of me asking for constructive criticism and William just flaming ErfBundy: Jake we can all coach you ErfBundy: Just come play with us instead ErfBundy: Ek is on his way to challenger rn it seems so I mean we got the talent jakecrewa: Lmao If i had my pc i would ErfBundy: Did you get rid of it or just not have it where you are? jakecrewa: I didn’t bring it with me eekay: why does anybody not take their pc with them eekay: who tf doesnt want a omputer ErfBundy: true honestly ErfBundy: i feel like if i moved and had a pc i woyld be taking thatt eekay: like mega calculator eekay: dude the 20 min afk timers eekay: are actually sucha huge buff for climbing eekay: you dotnt wait 20 min to play if ur mad ErfBundy: thats true ErfBundy: but then again if i wait half an hour on a leavebuster and get like destroyed i wanna punch a hole in the wall eekay: but if you get mad eekay: by the time youre in game again eekay: you dont even care anymore ErfBundy: thats true ErfBundy: i think its better tahn its bad ErfBundy: i usually wait like 15 min in between games to help my mental eekay: im ngl i feel like i play better with my dick out eekay: sometimes when i get out the shower while im drying off i queue up ErfBundy: sometiems thats how it be Xylotile: ok wtf lol Xylotile: @ErfBundy id be down ErfBundy: aight ErfBundy: i am free sunday Xylotile: road trip to ohio? Xylotile: jake can u host us bro ErfBundy: lmao jakecrewa: @eekay it’s harder to do when you have a roommate lol jakecrewa: And yeah I’ve got negative bed space so we gaming Xylotile: i can guess what ek is gonna say jakecrewa: I mean space wise for me at least. Can’t really deny that Xylotile: "wow you're so insecure that you don't want to have your dick out in front of your roommate" eekay: why would i tell you to play with your dick out eekay: ur just mad cause gay ErfBundy: bet ErfBundy: i just watched a man run through 4 doors in seven minutes Xylotile: wym Xylotile: @eekay this is why i like ranking up on another account eekay: so eekay: smurfing? Xylotile: basically eekay: i do that on my main account eekay: #builtdifferent Xylotile: sureeee eekay: eekay: eekay: Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lookatthisdude-gif-18456871 CaMelon: Xylotile: lol eekay: @Xylotile#551 eekay: get fuckedxc Xylotile: ek u played 11 games in 24 hours... Xylotile: god damn Xylotile: u on that grind grind eekay: yup Xylotile: that was oen for all agaisnt yone
Xylotile: Then don’t Xylotile: Build it up eekay: https://tenor.com/view/kimmoli-gif-25370538 Joguitaro: how many games can you play ek before you get brain rotted eekay: before i get brainrotted? eekay: 0 eekay: but i can play 4 or 5 before its terminal Joguitaro: true Joguitaro: already got that Xylotile: How were the games Taylor Xylotile: Was everyone cool Joguitaro: yeah Joguitaro: well Joguitaro: ezreal the first game was a bit toxic eekay: does anyone else feel weird calling taylor taylor since everybody else has a nickname Joguitaro: but if you just don't type to people it ain't so bad Xylotile: Your mid trist went 14/4 lol Xylotile: I say Taylor on mobile Xylotile: Cuz Tiggy autocorrect Xylotile: Also please call me William when we move in together lol eekay: i hate tiggy Joguitaro: xylophone calls me tiggy. ap calls me jo Joguitaro: what you got ek eekay: papi Xylotile: I will not take xylotile Xylotile: Guh Joguitaro: guh guh guh eekay: ty ty Xylotile: I like jo Xylotile: Not the name Xylotile: I like you Joguitaro: you can call me climbingmaster69 Xylotile: I hate being called will Joguitaro: how bout willy Xylotile: My family calls me that lol eekay: how bout wyll Joguitaro: why'd you steal my middle name william Xylotile: I didn’t steal anything boy eekay: dont appreciate u appropriating white culture like that Joguitaro: only my heart Joguitaro: 😳 Xylotile: Erm Joguitaro: cmon plz Joguitaro: i need it Joguitaro: really bad eekay: huh Joguitaro: just 1 measily pause will do eekay: ill offer you 1 pause for 20% now, maintinaing that percentage as more stock is issued Xylotile: Nope not good enough Xylotile: Guys we got our apartment 🙂 Joguitaro: !dalle guh interest rates going up eekay: took u long enouhg FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-malCljJWTFwx2TbVN8nBOsZt.png?st=2024-05-16T02%3A11%3A04Z&se=2024-05-16T04%3A11%3A04Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-15T15%3A37%3A01Z&ske=2024-05-16T15%3A37%3A01Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=ZwCLZm/76oDt3PLuipcYx9j%2BBmp04s63fgzNSVYbxUU%3D
eekay: lets do no today ASlowFatHorsey: Upvote eekay: detox ASlowFatHorsey: Legit pulled two 16 hour shifts last weekend eekay: https://tenor.com/view/i-did-it-because-i-liked-it-i-did-it-because-i-liked-it-punisher-punisher-daredevil-punisher-court-scene-punisher-court-speech-gif-9280760464850102883 ASlowFatHorsey: Frax Xylotile: @eekay ? eekay: eekay: i dont think so? eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 85 days, 23 hours, 49 minutes, and 22 seconds. hang in there. eekay: !bayes arcane FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: I apologize, but "!bayes arcane" doesn't provide enough context for me to apply Bayesian reasoning to a specific problem. To apply Bayesian analysis, we need a clear question or scenario with some probabilities or data to work with. If you'd like to explore Bayesian reasoning related to something "arcane" or mysterious, we could create a hypothetical scenario. For example: "What is the probability that a person has magical abilities given that they successfully performed a seemingly impossible trick?" In this case, we could apply Bayesian reasoning as follows: 1. Define our variables: A: The person has magical abilities B: The person successfully performed a seemingly impossible trick 2. We need to estimate some probabilities: P(A) = Prior probability of having magical abilities (very low, let's say 0.0001) P(B|A) = Likelihood of performing the trick given magical abilities (high, let's say 0.99) P(B|not A) = Likelihood of performing the trick without magical abilities (low, but possible, let's say 0.01) 3. Apply Bayes' theorem: P(A|B) = (P(B|A) * P(A)) / (P(B|A) * P(A) + P(B|not A) * P(not A)) P(A|B) = (0.99 * 0.0001) / (0.99 * 0.0001 + 0.01 * 0.9999) P(A|B) ≈ 0.0098 or about 1% 4. Interpretation: Even after seeing a seemingly impossible trick, the probability of the person having actual magical abilities is still very low (about 1%), though it has increased from the prior probability of 0.01%. This example demonstrates how Bayesian reasoning can be applied to update our beliefs in light of new evidence, even for seemingly "arcane" or mysterious events. Xylotile: ok eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 85 days, 12 hours, 3 minutes, and 51 seconds. hang in there. Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108 ASlowFatHorsey: So we just playing without all of us ASlowFatHorsey: That’s cool ASlowFatHorsey: I understand Xylotile: man you guys left me behind Xylotile: im just finishing the quests in stonetalon ASlowFatHorsey: Like for an hour lol ASlowFatHorsey: We like barely a level ahead Xylotile: bro i was gone from noon to 7ish Xylotile: you guys played the entire time Xylotile: you guys were 4 when i got back on eekay: are you done with stonetalon? ASlowFatHorsey: Felt like an hour eekay: felt like 7 hours to me lol
eekay: maybe im just a silver player ASlowFatHorsey: Nice mmr ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb eekay: like a few of my games i inted sometimes eekay: but most of tyhe games eekay: literally most of my lanes int4ed eekay: and sometimes me too ASlowFatHorsey: Silver maybe like what diamond is for t1 eekay: no that cant be eekay: im not hardstuck silver eekay: im not that bad ASlowFatHorsey: > maybe im just a silver player @eekay eekay: no its not true eekay: no eekay: untrue eekay: false ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: fake news eekay: im not hardtuck eekay: im not hardstuck ASlowFatHorsey: I imagine you could climb still if you took time to grt better at macro ASlowFatHorsey: Tbh swain and brand are not the most meta mid laners at all eekay: my team frucking banned swain eekay: im just so fucking mad eekay: i cant get a fucking break eekay: whyt he fuck do i lose 10lp for diodged allt he time eekay: this stupid fucking game ASlowFatHorsey: I think it might be best to not game for a min eekay: i think i should game now eekay: cause when i go outside it feels more stupid to be mad about league ASlowFatHorsey: Reset the tilt meter eekay: its a free reset eekay: gaming now so when i come back i have no tilt ASlowFatHorsey: Gl with that CaMelon: eekay: nvm tilt is already reset eekay: thx ASlowFatHorsey: Only elon would name his son like this eekay: yeah eekay: kyle eekay: old news man Xylotile: ^ ASlowFatHorsey: I didnt know eekay: its 2020 you bigot eekay: get with the times ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: This was known in 2020 ASlowFatHorsey: I am by your definition with the times ASlowFatHorsey: Ek= destruction 100 eekay: ok ill remove myself from her groupchart eekay: ive been owned too hard ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly for the best eekay: play ur promos ap ASlowFatHorsey: For your own saftey ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb eekay: b3t4 eekay: ch33k5 ASlowFatHorsey: Thats right buddy eekay: im ng\l eekay: my balls hurt rn ASlowFatHorsey: gl im def going to make it out of this month alive eekay: really eekay: why are you so confident ASlowFatHorsey: Do you know what gl means eekay: oh i thought you meant good luck eekay: you meant gonna lie eekay: why u so scared then ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb eekay: are having trouble controlling the inner coomer ASlowFatHorsey: My balls a quaken rn eekay: lol eekay: i think i can still do it eekay: i need to keep my dick out of my hand though casue im gonan lose if i keep playing chicken with it ASlowFatHorsey: 6 days in 3 days away from when you couldnt take it eekay: ik eekay: i konw i can beat that eekay: i can fucking make it man ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah? ASlowFatHorsey: Game vivaciously then eekay: i fucking will eekay: easiest game of my lfe ASlowFatHorsey: I will warn you its will be really easy after about 2 and a half weeks then right near then end it will get very rough
Xylotile: does that mean u can game? 🙂 eekay: no ErfBundy: @Xylotile AOT is pretty good lol Xylotile: Told you Xylotile: What part u is on ErfBundy: I just finished season 2 last night ErfBundy: And I just met Kenny Xylotile: Kenny’s dope Xylotile: Can we play league tn pleaseeee eekay: DM's eekay: xylotile eekay: retard eekay: people have finals Xylotile: No Xylotile: Game Xylotile: HUHHHH Xylotile: eekay: 🤮 🤮 🤮 ErfBundy: Oh yeah I saw that lmao ErfBundy: This is really insensitive if you could not do that eekay: yea aigh ErfBundy: Crazy how easily pissed you were anytime Cameron made fun of people like that and then you can do it and just be fine ErfBundy: Hypocrisy in the making eekay: true Joguitaro: Lol eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg9CH4KlKMc eekay: chessboxing match going now Xylotile: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRVMw9Ce/ Xylotile: @ErfBundy Joguitaro: lol ErfBundy: Bruhhh ErfBundy: That’s wacky Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: is friggbot better than chatgpt eekay: If that's what is sounds like then no ErfBundy: @Xylotile season 3 of AOT was fuckin bonkers eekay: DMs ASlowFatHorsey: Chat is just a wasteland now ASlowFatHorsey: Fucking 1960s red scare ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay stfu ASlowFatHorsey: No one cares eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey dms ASlowFatHorsey: Ight ErfBundy: Yeah probably gonna leave the chat soon nothing is happening here ErfBundy: Red scare is a good way to put it lmao Joguitaro: @eekay bein dum as hell as usual ErfBundy: Checks out eekay: eekay: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Is this a final? ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: no my textbook Xylotile: Dudes doing sophomore year math lol Xylotile: Did you finish s3? eekay: yeah we just got to this in class eekay: definitely man ErfBundy: Yeah I did ErfBundy: I’ve been like power watching it lol went from end of season 1 to now on season 4 eekay: dms losers eekay: this a 1 on 1 conversation ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/attn-attention-seeker-gif-25072967 Xylotile: egay that looks like physics and lin alg eekay: its the first chapter of my enm textbook eekay: theres no linalg Xylotile: am i going crazy Xylotile: my professor just replied to an email i drafted but never sent eekay: is he in your walls? Xylotile: i think so Xylotile: @ErfBundy i forgot how crazy it gets towards the ending of season 3 lol ErfBundy: Yeah shits kinda wild ErfBundy: I got 26 more episodes then I’m caught up Xylotile: lets go Xylotile: did u get anything spoiled Xylotile: its been out for like a year lol ErfBundy: I mean yeah I’ve seen clips on TikTok and shit I know a little bit about eren doing some shit
eekay: lol there is some kind of game of telephone happening here eekay: idk if taylor tyhe most reputable soruce eekay: source eekay: ill look it up Joguitaro: Watch the xqc reacts man smh eekay: yeah thasts how ive heard of it i think but eekay: did not retain eekay: did not reach the palace Joguitaro: lol Joguitaro: idk it's kinda fucked eekay: ppl love jumping on nft hate Joguitaro: true it's a scam Joguitaro: lol eekay: see thats the mentality eekay: nfts are scams eekay: i dont get it eekay: nfts are used for scams by scammers eekay: the same way bitcoin is used by scammers Joguitaro: I don't really know much about crypto eekay: which is the problem lol eekay: nobody does Joguitaro: yeah eekay: but everybody knows about crypto scams Joguitaro: Like I don't understand where their value comes from eekay: nft's? Joguitaro: both Joguitaro: just crypto in general eekay: well im not an expert and there are a lot of gaps and it is rly confusing but it all comes down to proof of work eekay: you cant just press a button and give yourself 1k btc Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/omegalul-lul-lulw-twitch-emote-gif-13523263 eekay: your computer has to actually perform rly hard calculations that take alot of computing power to be rewarded btc proportional to the difficulty of the calculation Joguitaro: Work Joguitaro: lol eekay: thats just what its called eekay: work is just proof that a claculation was performed Joguitaro: i was in fact jesting Joguitaro: what is the calculation of a bitcoin though eekay: um Joguitaro: like what does the computer do to earn a bitcoin Joguitaro: mannnn Imma just stick to paper currency fuck you Joguitaro: lol eekay: the calculations are encryption eekay: which is a way that two devices can verify eachother's identity by having keys which are just numbers eekay: you encrypt some data and you get some proof thatr youa ctually did that encryption eekay: and the critical thing is whats called the blockchain which involves a system where theres a buynch of chains lfoating around, and if you perform some work, you take your result/proof of work and append it onto that chain to extend it eekay: so the cloud of devices can see ewachother's work and reward btc based on that work, without having a central system rewarding btc eekay: which is why its called decentralizes eekay: decentralized eekay: you should just read about it if you care which im sure you dont after that explanation Joguitaro: so what your saying is, is that my computer wants to get some hot chicks number across da street but he don't know her number. So mr. computer starts guessing some digits but gets tired cuz das stupid so he asks some his homie computers what they think that hot chicks number is. So now they all gon get some of that hot computer ass by putting in some the work they do. Joguitaro: aight pretty easy Joguitaro: millionaire by tomorrow eekay: lol basically but the other computers dont help with the calculation eekay: all the computers just put the numbers theyve guessed into a big list of numbers eekay: which doesnt rly make sense in the analogy but thats my understanding Joguitaro: money printing time eekay: yeah basically Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/rub-hands-together-black-guy-gif-5110440 eekay: if youve got the hardware you canjust print it eekay: yk you can mine btc on your phone eekay: generate like a hundredth of a cent per day
eekay: not a collie eekay: !dalle white haired collie in a blue striped suit and tie with paperboy's hat in backseat of car looking at camera FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-X5i96GaP9bYivvznaOhkrn13.png?st=2024-06-05T20%3A13%3A36Z&se=2024-06-05T22%3A13%3A36Z&sp=r&sv=2023-11-03&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-06-05T17%3A20%3A09Z&ske=2024-06-06T17%3A20%3A09Z&sks=b&skv=2023-11-03&sig=nxWH6ipebBU6b05s2cFIZ0nXPm88I80HUOWvN7ricSo%3D Xylotile: Why do you hate me Egay eekay: brown Xylotile: Ok sure but when i make jokes like that you get mad Xylotile: Double standards eekay: jokes like what Xylotile: Racist jokes eekay: oh eekay: id give them up if you did Xylotile: No Xylotile: But I don’t get mad when you make them Xylotile: You do eekay: alrighty Xylotile: And they’re directed towards me Xylotile: You’re pulling an ap eekay: hows it an ap Xylotile: Idk eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ok-all-nice-gif-22927671 ASlowFatHorsey: Classic ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile calling people out for doing something he doesn’t react to Xylotile: Huh ASlowFatHorsey: If ur mad say something ASlowFatHorsey: Dumb argument Xylotile: I can’t or you’ll leave the chat ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Thats not what i get mad aboit dummy ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz of dumb jokes u guys make ASlowFatHorsey: And if u have joke u dont like then say so ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent make u better cuz u react differently to things people say Xylotile: Too long Xylotile: Didn’t read ASlowFatHorsey: 4 sentence fragments ASlowFatHorsey: Wowie ASlowFatHorsey: And u almost certainly did read eekay: english isnt his first language cut some slack ASlowFatHorsey: Oh yea true forgot about that Xylotile: Nice racism Xylotile: Except the jokes are different. You guys are racist TOWARDS me and cal me fat
Xylotile: !gpt how much does the human population weigh compared to the mosquito population FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Estimating the total weight of the human population compared to that of the mosquito population involves some assumptions and general calculations. 1. **Human Population Weight:** - As of 2023, the global human population is approximately 8 billion. - The average weight of a human can be roughly estimated at around 62 kilograms (considering both adults and children globally). - Therefore, the total weight of the human population is approximately \(8 \text{ billion} \times 62 \text{ kg} = 496 \text{ billion kilograms}\). 2. **Mosquito Population Weight:** - The estimated number of mosquitoes worldwide is extraordinarily high, often cited in the quadrillions (e.g., 100 trillion or more). - An average mosquito weighs about 2.5 milligrams (0.0000025 kilograms). - If we assume a conservative estimate of 100 trillion mosquitoes (which is likely an underestimate over various timelines), the total weight of the mosquito population would be approximately: \[ 100 \text{ trillion} \times 2.5 \text{ mg} = 250 \text{ million} \text{ kg} \] Comparing the two: - The weight of the human population, at roughly 496 billion kilograms, far exceeds the estimated weight of the mosquito population, even when using conservative figures for the number of mosquitoes. Based on these estimates, humans collectively weigh significantly more than mosquitoes. This comparison demonstrates the substantial difference in collective biomass between these two vastly different populations. However, this is a simplistic calculation and both population numbers and average weights can vary widely based on different estimates and assumptions. ASlowFatHorsey: !gpt loss in wealth calculations for gunners who think there own teammates are bugs to shot with a minigun. Terminal case of lead brain FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: It sounds like you're describing a scenario where a player in a game mistakenly targets their own teammates, potentially due to confusion or a lack of clarity in the game's environment. This can result in a loss of in-game resources, progression, and overall team success. Here are a few potential ways to address this situation: 1. **Communication and Coordination**: Encourage open communication among team members. Clear communication can help prevent friendly fire incidents and improve team coordination. 2. **Game Design Elements**: Check if the game offers features like colored indicators or tags to distinguish teammates from enemies. If such features are available, ensure they are being utilized. 3. **Training and Practice**: Spend time in practice modes or less critical games to familiarize with the game's mechanics and controls, helping players to avoid mistakenly targeting teammates. 4. **Team Strategy**: Develop strategies and roles that clearly define player responsibilities and positions, reducing the chances of confusion. 5. **Review and Feedback**: After a game session, review what happened and provide constructive feedback to help players improve and prevent similar mistakes in the future. Improving teamwork and game understanding can significantly reduce such incidents and enhance the overall gaming experience.
Xylotile: Possibly add a thingy that can make it a standing desk eekay: no idea what you are describing Xylotile: This Xylotile: IKEA countertop and two Alex drawers where it sits Xylotile: What table you got? eekay: oh thats nice eekay: i have a craigslist cardboard l shaped desk eekay: ordering a nice L desk once i move in eekay: so much better having a place to rest the mouse arm Xylotile: Yeah it’s super nice cuz it’s like half the cost of getting a quality table of that size Xylotile: You should do the same eekay: im getting an L Xylotile: Xylotile: TWO COUNTERTOPS eekay: i need to get my chair into the corner so i can rest my arm on the L thing eekay: easier when the desk has legs not drawers ErfBundy: Jynxzi bringing out all the big rainbow six siege streamers to have a boxing event is hilarious lol Xylotile: you're weird Xylotile: who are the big streamers ErfBundy: You won’t know none of them Xylotile: Don’t do it Egay eekay: why? Xylotile: Oh I thought you were gonna correct his grammar ASlowFatHorsey: nice climbing mat chair ASlowFatHorsey: real chair solves this eekay: so does an L desk eekay: i can get both things i want ASlowFatHorsey: fine eekay: fine. ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/mayweather-for-you-throw-gif-8082067 ASlowFatHorsey: take ur l ASlowFatHorsey: desk eekay: i will and i will love it eekay: its gonna be a moving desk so i might just sit on the floor like a badass ASlowFatHorsey: with ur extendo arms? ASlowFatHorsey: nice chrome eekay: lol eekay: no its like one where the height of the desktop can move ASlowFatHorsey: ope eekay: up and down ASlowFatHorsey: im pretty sure those types only go up ASlowFatHorsey: but ok eekay: it goes p low i think Xylotile: Wait you changed your chair? Xylotile: Yeah why don’t you get a chair with arm rests eekay: no i just said chair to avoid having the chair discussion Xylotile: I’m thinking of buying a gaming chair but that’s cringe Xylotile: Are they comfy eekay: i sit on my climbing mats i dont use a chair Xylotile: Ummm why not Xylotile: Posture? eekay: my posture has improved but that was unintended ASlowFatHorsey: what ASlowFatHorsey: really? ASlowFatHorsey: that seems Xylotile: Why you use the mats eekay: yes i was shrimped up for months eekay: had to fix it or die eekay: really i just have my chair strapped to the back of my pads and filled with pillow so i can just lay down in front of my comuter ASlowFatHorsey: so u started not having a chair ASlowFatHorsey: how did u improve ur posture? Xylotile: Keep yo back straight eekay: yeah when i switched to pads my back was just always hurting and sittign straight was very tiring eekay: but i was just forced to sit straight or have pain eekay: and it feeels easy now Xylotile: Man this Alex drawer + countertop will only set me back $400 Xylotile: So huge for a big table ASlowFatHorsey: hm ASlowFatHorsey: to have pain? ASlowFatHorsey: jkjk eekay: yes eekay: soon i will get rid of the pads and just stand in front of my desk
ASlowFatHorsey: you know that excess in anything is bad for you ASlowFatHorsey: masturbation may be good for you but not eekay: of course its not fun to do it this much eekay: but i wouldnt say tis bad for me eekay: nothing is long term ASlowFatHorsey: 436 times a month eekay: yeah ASlowFatHorsey: c'est possible on that one eekay: to which one eekay: nothing long term? ASlowFatHorsey: yes eekay: i mean if you can find something that says other wise ASlowFatHorsey: because there are no ddd studies ASlowFatHorsey: at least that I know of eekay: you dont need ddd studies ASlowFatHorsey: yes u do eekay: and there are fucktons of studies abut masturbation ASlowFatHorsey: or high amounts of masturbation in a month ASlowFatHorsey: not this specifically ASlowFatHorsey: two diff things eekay: im pretty sure with the innumerable amount of studies ASlowFatHorsey: then find one ASlowFatHorsey: if they're so common eekay: find what ASlowFatHorsey: a studie that proves there is nothing wrong with masturbating in high volumes in a short period of time ASlowFatHorsey: if a study like that exists ASlowFatHorsey: show me ASlowFatHorsey: cuz im not seeing one eekay: heres one eekay: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3115160/ Xylotile: Ek ASlowFatHorsey: excessive pornography Xylotile: What’s up with Rainer’s text ASlowFatHorsey: not masturbation eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ eekay: eekay: ? Xylotile: Did you ask her eekay: i responded but i didnt ask her anything eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: yr joking right ASlowFatHorsey: this is not a study lol ASlowFatHorsey: its a review ASlowFatHorsey: if that ASlowFatHorsey: Also not seeing what you highlighted on the review article ASlowFatHorsey: that you sent previously eekay: becuase you said the studyw as about pornography not amsturbation eekay: it is about masturbation ASlowFatHorsey: ? ASlowFatHorsey: title of the article eekay: man it says it in the summary eekay: it is about masturbation ASlowFatHorsey: i dont see any summary eekay: what do you think pornography consumtpion means eekay: eating playboy magaazines? eekay: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/787151660815351818/unknown.png ASlowFatHorsey: pornography consumption is different than measuring masturbation ASlowFatHorsey: yeah wheere are you seeing that ASlowFatHorsey: cuz im looking rn and im not seeing that eekay: in this one eekay: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5459278/ ASlowFatHorsey: ok eekay: the issue is fucking closed ok eekay: eekay: donezo jakecrewa: eekay: do you douibt friggbot? jakecrewa: Friggbot only exists in that server ASlowFatHorsey: no but just going to say the article you sent was about masturbation in pchyiatric children not excessive masturbation eekay: i mean you cant really prove a negative eekay: you could never prove "there are no engative long term health effects"
ASlowFatHorsey: No I don’t think so Xylotile: Where you play with random or can you make a private world Xylotile: Oh# ASlowFatHorsey: I’m not sure ASlowFatHorsey: Tho ASlowFatHorsey: Could be Ron Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/brick-tamland-youre-notron-notron-ron-ronburgundy-gif-10814172 ASlowFatHorsey: It’s def co-op tho eekay: hmm eekay: apparently my presentation is focused on an event that heppened in a community im a part of eekay: if im doing league for my community whats my event Joguitaro: The u of I tournament lol Xylotile: Nothing you incel Joguitaro: Talk about twitch rivals lol eekay: i think it means an event that affected the entire community eekay: thats a good candidate maybe Joguitaro: Or worlds eekay: worlds more likely eekay: idk if it actually deos have to be an event eekay: its only mentioned once im not gonna do it eekay: so just "ideas tha tmatter to myc ommunity" Xylotile: You dont even watch worlds eekay: i dont but i dont think the event is only about me eekay: im not even doing an event anyways Xylotile: Fake fan Xylotile: Don’t watch it Xylotile: Not part of the community eekay: 🤣 Xylotile: Would you guys have exotic pets like monkeys? Xylotile: I think it would be cool Joguitaro: Yeah like a lemur Xylotile: Yeah the mouse lemur from Madagascar Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/do-you-still-love-me-lemur-madagascar-mort-gif-11286493 ASlowFatHorsey: Def not they are not meant to be pets lol Joguitaro: Stfu and let me move it move it Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/lemure-dance-madagascar-gif-10864414 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey thats why they're called exotic pets Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV5GJUY8We4 Xylotile: look at this bad boy Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcCRZkeqFY8 Xylotile: tell me ferrets wont make the coolest pets Xylotile: @ap eekay: lol eekay: Xylotile: ive literally never heard of him Xylotile: hashinshin is up there Xylotile: being toxic to everyone except underage girls apparently eekay: are you baiting Joguitaro: Steinkamp is t1 lmao eekay: ^ Joguitaro: @Xylotile retard Joguitaro: Not a real fan Joguitaro: Fake af Xylotile: am i supposed to know his last name? Xylotile: thats kinda creepy man Joguitaro: Yes Joguitaro: Every t1 fan knows his last name Xylotile: guys he will finally acknowledge me if i know his last name Xylotile: ok Joguitaro: You’re retarded Joguitaro: Haven’t watched his streaks enough Xylotile: t1 please take my money Joguitaro: Streams* Xylotile: i know your last name Joguitaro: Dude viewers bring it up all the time it’s like impossible to miss if you watch him lol Joguitaro: Baiting Xylotile: i dont watch his streams Joguitaro: And trolling Xylotile: i have better things to do lol Joguitaro: Fake fan Xylotile: sit there for hours watching a guy play a video game
Joguitaro: @ErfBundy CaMelon: He’s gettin on around 11 ASlowFatHorsey: pog Joguitaro: Pog CaMelon: Wanna play some 3 man before? ASlowFatHorsey: sure ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 183 minutes. Joguitaro: @ErfBundy @Xylotile we game? Joguitaro: @ErfBundy Joguitaro: @ErfBundy Joguitaro: @ErfBundy Joguitaro: @ErfBundy Joguitaro: @ErfBundy Joguitaro: @ErfBundy Joguitaro: @ErfBundy Joguitaro: @ErfBundy Joguitaro: @ErfBundy Joguitaro: @ErfBundy ErfBundy: https://youtu.be/wixICBxgyJg eekay: My tire came off I was out collecting data eekay: Joguitaro: Lol Xylotile: how hard would it be to create voicelines for league and have them go off when something happens Xylotile: like swap out the announcer for one of us eekay: Fairly difficult eekay: And you would probably get banned for editing game files eekay: youd basically be hacking the game which is not legal Xylotile: i know some content creators are doing that but they use the wolf thing overlay eekay: Yeah you could pribay use something else but I don't think you could change the game files directly ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile did you bleed alot ASlowFatHorsey: For your mouth surgery Xylotile: not really ASlowFatHorsey: Im bleeding like a fuck ton Xylotile: oh was ur surgery today? Xylotile: poggers Xylotile: make sure you have the bandages things on Xylotile: bite down on them Xylotile: http://prntscr.com/tdk78u Xylotile: i also only got 9lp for the win lol eekay: Wait Lilia has an infinite range skillshot eekay: She looks a bit annoying though eekay: Her ratios should be pretty low Xylotile: Yeah her q is basically heceramis q eekay: But massive Xylotile: Except you wanna hit the outer layer eekay: It looks impossible to dodge eekay: And she'll be fast all the time eekay: CaMelon: Stealing cs gonna be so easy with lillia eekay: @ErfBundy i think you drove past me like 10 minutes ago eekay: i was barefoot and i ad a laptop eekay: on the swuare eekay: square* Xylotile: barefoot? CaMelon: @Xylotile diamond 3 today? CaMelon: CaMelon: so annoying man Xylotile: hopefully Joguitaro: Lol CaMelon: my team mates are either high or drunk CaMelon: pog CaMelon: CaMelon: idk if winnable eekay: def CaMelon: "we have the INT stat" CaMelon: thats yis club eekay: @CaMelon the bot work i just had an idea though eekay: me add something CaMelon: go ahead CaMelon: im tryharding this gme so hard CaMelon: i will have stroke by end eekay: yeah that winnable though eekay: youre fed rangar can carry eekay: probably should stop alt tabbing though CaMelon: wukiong doe eekay: hes really th eonly problem eekay: stop typing play game CaMelon: yeah CaMelon: wasnt winnble CaMelon: cant do dng to a fed wukong
eekay: liar bitch eekay: stfu Xylotile: no deadass Xylotile: do you want me to tell you the ending? eekay: stop typing Xylotile: ive watched Xylotile: the Xylotile: fucking Xylotile: movie Xylotile: the guy gets acided eekay: just stop man its sad Xylotile: is that enough Xylotile: for you Xylotile: the guy got acided CaMelon: @eekay i saw the first one lol eekay: u saw the wot eekay: like a different cloverfield movie? eekay: or were you making a joke CaMelon: yes different eekay: oh eekay: yeah i think 10 cloverfield lane is the best eekay: aparently theyre all like same universe or something CaMelon: eekay: thatst he godzilla one i think eekay: you should watch the 10 lane one CaMelon: maybes Xylotile: have you watched the new one Xylotile: cloverfield paradox Xylotile: newer* ErfBundy: Is it any good? eekay: i dont think i made it through it eekay: maybe i did Xylotile: its trippy Xylotile: idk i didnt like it Xylotile: @eekay how did it end eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Xylotile: the ending was dope ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/jawsum-omori-gif-20498295 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cloverfield-godzilla-clover-icanttakeitanymore-the-sound-of-poggers-gif-18412611 Xylotile: Xylotile: nunu ball lol CaMelon: Xylotile: Lol fuck off Xylotile: BELLO Xylotile: HELLO Xylotile: ANYONE ALIVE Xylotile: Dead chat Xylotile: :/// Joguitaro: 👺 Xylotile: lol wtf they buffed sylas Xylotile: but reduced healing on w Xylotile: thank god Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey have you donated blood before ASlowFatHorsey: Yesh ASlowFatHorsey: So has ekfragly ASlowFatHorsey: You should ask about his experience Xylotile: did he pass out ASlowFatHorsey: gon have to ask him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Xylotile: @eekay Joguitaro: Just found I actually somehow have a B in French lol Xylotile: Lol get fucked Xylotile: Are you missing assignments Joguitaro: You misunderstand. This is a good thing. I thought I was gonna have a D Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile food? Xylotile: Nah Xylotile: Gym at 3 Joguitaro: Hungry Xylotile: Not my fucking problem Joguitaro: 😡 ASlowFatHorsey: cant, busy rn Joguitaro: 😔 Xylotile: Xylotile: Sexual assault percentage goes down to 0 eekay: i cannot beleive the things you send here eekay: the concentration of cringe you find daily on u of i social media pages Xylotile: Wym by that Xylotile: Oh lol Joguitaro: Lol Xylotile: I’ll search for more Xylotile: To piss you off Joguitaro: There’s a lotta cringey kids here eekay: how the fuck are these real people eekay: it doesnt piss me off liek theyre funny most the time but like Joguitaro: Last semester we had to ban chat from our bio class because to many people were spamming poggers
eekay: you just buy it eekay: dog eekay: bioshock will be a required game in school someday eekay: calling it jakecrewa: And for that reason, I’m out jakecrewa: Counterpoint: if you want to impress girls with a dog you just buy a dog eekay: yeah if they get the chick it would be suspicious if they didnt have the dog upon coming to their house eekay: so if you get the chick you keep the dog jakecrewa: You have to lease it and if you get married you have to buy it eekay: sure eekay: dog mortgage jakecrewa: Like any great company we pivot: we start renting girls to attract dogs eekay: or would it even be a dealbreaker most ther time if ur recent boyfriend told you he rented a dog to pick up girls? jakecrewa: Lmao eekay: i wouldnt dump my boyfriend for that jakecrewa: The pivot episode of Silicon Valley is one of the best eekay: lol which one eekay: they pivoted 12 times eekay: ia ssume you mean the one called pivot eekay: right jakecrewa: The one where Jared is on the streets after the conference going up to people and telling them new ways they’re pivoting eekay: lol yeah eekay: which one? eekay: which one? jakecrewa: Is that called “pivot” eekay: which one? eekay: oh they donthave names do they? eekay: well they say picot a lot in that one eekay: that jared bit was good jakecrewa: Would you be very interested, somewhat interested, or not interested jakecrewa: I finally got your “which one” reference lol eekay: lol eekay: what if i told you eekay: i had an app eekay: that would tell me where your babyw as at all times eekay: how interested jakecrewa: Interested very interested or very interested Xylotile: Xylotile: my bad i have chat muted eekay: well i got that one wrong eekay: but i dont think our teacher even grades this shit he just gives me a number between 50 and 70 Xylotile: Xylotile: you fucking hypocrite btw eekay: true i chegged one question eekay: i should drop out Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dababy-sphere-world-circle-less-go-gif-20457143 eekay: LOL eekay: :| ErfBundy: ErfBundy: one off of 100 Xylotile: yk what that means Xylotile: gotta buy aphelios lunar skin ErfBundy: lol ErfBundy: i have it CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/822233176188911709/828331321243336725/1616617862852.gif ErfBundy: just got gwens bundle too gonna try her out Xylotile: https://support-leagueoflegends.riotgames.com/hc/en-us/articles/360026080634-How-Much-Money-Have-I-Spent-in-League-of-Legends- Xylotile: erfbundy Xylotile: click on it bro CaMelon: guys some skins with ur dog coin ErfBundy: want the screenshot of how much? Xylotile: si ASlowFatHorsey: new sion skin is fucking crisp Xylotile: send pics Xylotile: please ASlowFatHorsey: 10/10 skin ErfBundy: trueeeee ErfBundy: looks great
Xylotile: i was joking but like Xylotile: there arent many reactions Xylotile: and i dont play the game eekay: i tihnk youre opinion is really bad but i dont want to arguew CaMelon: ek not wanting to argue about something? as if eekay: oik listen here eekay: jk jaja :d eekay: 🧒 eekay: ew thats disgustiong eekay: :D ASlowFatHorsey: they need to add jackie daytona to the character tierlist ASlowFatHorsey: @jakecrewa def good ep eekay: dude that was maybe the best episode in the whole show eekay: jackie dayTOAnaaaa eekay: thats how he says it everytime ASlowFatHorsey: i think we all need a little jackie daytona from time to time ASlowFatHorsey: burns down 2 buildingd for insurance money ASlowFatHorsey: genius disguise jakecrewa: Just wanted to see those volleyball players go to regionals smh Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: do you have prime Xylotile: this is important Xylotile: i need to know right now Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: HELLO Xylotile: DO Xylotile: YOU Xylotile: HAVE Xylotile: PRIUME Xylotile: TWITCH Xylotile: PRIME Xylotile: I Xylotile: NEED Xylotile: TO Xylotile: KNOW Xylotile: RIGHT Xylotile: NOW Xylotile: FUCKING Xylotile: RETARD Xylotile: PLEASE Xylotile: TELL Xylotile: ME Xylotile: NOW Xylotile: IF Xylotile: YOU Xylotile: HAVE Xylotile: TWITCH Xylotile: PRIME Xylotile: ITS Xylotile: A Xylotile: SIMPLE Xylotile: YES Xylotile: OR Xylotile: NO Xylotile: QUESTION Xylotile: WHY Xylotile: ARE Xylotile: YOU Xylotile: STILL Xylotile: TRYING Xylotile: TO Xylotile: TYPE Xylotile: PLEASE MAN Xylotile: I NEED TO KNOW Xylotile: :?//////////????????????????????????????????????? Xylotile: JC U GOT PRIME? Xylotile: ANYONE Xylotile: HAVE jakecrewa: @Xylotile you know those police cars I sent you earlier? You were right, someone offer themselves in the building Xylotile: TWITCH Xylotile: PRIME Xylotile: UP Xylotile: IN Xylotile: THIS Xylotile: BITCH Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/monkiflip-monki-flip-gif-18149595 Xylotile: @jakecrewa no fucking way jakecrewa: Yeah just got an email about it Xylotile: send email Xylotile: or didnt happen Xylotile: so you basically saw a dead body Xylotile: fresh one eekay: seriously? eekay: what an asshole Xylotile: who an asshole Xylotile: @Joguitaro u got prime? eekay: jake is saying somebody in his building killed themselves? Xylotile: yes Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/monkiflip-monki-flip-gif-18149595