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Joguitaro: im cheering
eekay: we know buddy
ASlowFatHorsey: Im prolly coping at least a bit
eekay: yup
Joguitaro: don't worry you guys still gonna pull 2 million votes from the void somehow smh
ASlowFatHorsey: Genuine question do u believe that the 2020 election was stolen from trump
ASlowFatHorsey: Like election fraud
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
Joguitaro: nah just trolling
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight
Joguitaro: but sketchyyyyyy
eekay: do you mean you are confident there was some meddling or that there is a low but nonzero chance that the election was stolen
Joguitaro: there is a low but non zero
Joguitaro: damn abc news not too positive for team kamal
Xylotile:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/election-results-waiting-for-gif-19073668
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907
Xylotile: if trump wins, bitcoin is going to skyrocket btw
Xylotile: good time to buy stocks like coinbase
Joguitaro: why lol
Xylotile: he's backed bitcoin a lot recently
Joguitaro: lol bitcoin already skyrocketed
Joguitaro: shit is up
Xylotile:
Joguitaro: now i would say it's looking joever
Xylotile:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/today-we-cope-breaking-bad-walter-white-today-we-cook-gif-7378752404704532346
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907
Xylotile: @Joguitaro would you say trump is a good person or does that matter to you when supporting him
Joguitaro: i would say he is a good person
Joguitaro: but not total reason i support him
Xylotile: Fair
Xylotile: Yeah it’s gg
Xylotile: According to abc, Kamala’s people were told to go home
Joguitaro: big win for the good guys
Joguitaro: man why these important states always the slowest counters 🤔
Joguitaro: GA acquired
Xylotile: Yeah
Joguitaro: time to cry libs
Xylotile: Cus they wanna be sure
Xylotile: DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/let-her-cook-benjammins-shes-cooking-she-is-cooking-let-her-cook-now-gif-1498680480108307538
Joguitaro: yeah there ain't any comin back
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907
Xylotile: She’s winning Nevada
Joguitaro: so
Xylotile: Down 30k votes but Las Vegas hasn’t been counted
Joguitaro: also my thing says she isn't
Xylotile: She isn’t what
Xylotile: Winning nv?
Joguitaro: so far but i don't think it matters
Xylotile: Yeah it says trump cuz Las Vegas hasn’t been counted yet
Xylotile: She will 10000% get more than 30k dif with Las Vegas
Joguitaro: i don't think she winnin PA
Xylotile: Yeah I don’t think so either
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ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile 30 seconds into frinding out the game ek plays
eekay: Wdym
eekay: @Xylotile http://100.64.9.251:5000
eekay: be on apartment wifi or it wont work
Xylotile: Huh
eekay: click on the link
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay sod?
eekay: sure
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 117 minutes.
ASlowFatHorsey: ehhhhhhhh
ASlowFatHorsey: i cant stay long
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: @eekay
eekay: !arcane
FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 69 days, 6 hours, 50 minutes, and 21 seconds. hang in there.
eekay:
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey when u play
eekay: first time going gym
eekay: i send orange next session for sure
Xylotile: egay did great 🙂
Xylotile: better than tiggy
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629
ASlowFatHorsey: Monday
ASlowFatHorsey: Maybs late Sunday
Xylotile: oh u went to yo parents?
eekay: he going to yo parents
ASlowFatHorsey: Yesh
eekay: @Xylotile are you playing the game
eekay: lol
eekay:
eekay: going hard
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
Xylotile:
eekay: Lol
eekay: warlock shit
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: Egay I go to the grocery store
eekay: NO
Xylotile: Wanna come/ do you want me to pick up something
eekay: still out with Dad and went this morning anyways
eekay: @Xylotile er e um
eekay: have you left already
Xylotile: Nope
Xylotile: Still at the gym
eekay: got it
eekay: eta?
Xylotile: I’ll be done in the gym in like 15
eekay: cool cause I didn't bring my key
eekay: so I'm locked out
Xylotile: L
Xylotile: 15 mins
Xylotile: You should leave your window unlocked
eekay: did even realize they opened
eekay: Didnt
Xylotile: I don’t know if they do
Xylotile: Otw
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey deleted scene
eekay: !arcane
FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 68 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes, and 11 seconds. hang in there.
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey odds of u playing tn?
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/han-solo-never-odds-tell-me-star-wars-gif-4901664
eekay:
eekay: reksai
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-reksai-gif-25021893
Xylotile: Ap?
ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly not
ASlowFatHorsey: lol did u see the Starbucks coffee cup that made it into the Final Cut
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Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: Best frigg timing
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/list-down-writing-serious-stare-gif-15837223
ASlowFatHorsey:
ASlowFatHorsey: Ek
ASlowFatHorsey: What’s ur net worth
eekay:
eekay: a few days ago i got confused about how a certain type of market worked and threw away 100
eekay: so feels bad
eekay: mgith make new account im in elo hell
eekay: bad teammates
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea
ASlowFatHorsey: And I’m 1800 in chess
eekay: u still down on stonks?
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea lol
eekay: same
ASlowFatHorsey: We gon get there
eekay: but u will be positive earlier
eekay: before me i mean
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/old-man-walking-senior-citizen-old-grandpa-gif-17321410
eekay: just take my money take my mana invest it how u want
eekay: show me the way mahdi
ASlowFatHorsey: Dw yung grasshopper
ASlowFatHorsey: Soon u will learn the ways of this desert mouse
Xylotile: Not on topic sorry
Xylotile: Any good podcasts you guys recommend
Xylotile: /e books
ASlowFatHorsey: Maud dib restaurant picks
ASlowFatHorsey: Is pretty good
eekay: lex fridman is pretty bad these days
eekay: only podcast i rly listen to is one about ai
eekay: and somoe economics actually
Xylotile: Well well well
eekay: what
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801
eekay:
eekay: just gotta break even..
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/chappelles-show-dave-chappelle-chappelles-tyrone-tyrone-biggums-gif-4958017
ASlowFatHorsey: 1 more time
eekay: 100 on heads making new account if i lose
ASlowFatHorsey: U guys think we will enter a recession
eekay:
eekay: No.
eekay: thats for 2024
ASlowFatHorsey: Mana monkey
ASlowFatHorsey: Monkey see monkey do
eekay: well that is the point of prediction markets
eekay: i trust them
ASlowFatHorsey: That’s what u got u to lose big bucks
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz u listened
ASlowFatHorsey: Lil sappling
ASlowFatHorsey: Just another sheep
ASlowFatHorsey: In ur lil wool coat
Xylotile: You shoulda asked if nvda was gonna tank
Xylotile: If you trust them that much
Xylotile: I think we are in a recession ap
ASlowFatHorsey: Y
Xylotile: The government held up the stock market yesterday
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t think that we are in a recession
Xylotile: Not much liquidity on Friday but it was still going up
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz of that
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/JrS8bV9jvD.gif
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
Xylotile: The government is throwing money in the stock market to keep it up
ASlowFatHorsey: Well it was only a small dip
eekay: erm
ASlowFatHorsey: Um
Xylotile: Prediction markets are stupid. The percent changed based on votes by people like you?
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Xylotile:
Xylotile: amoreynn
eekay:
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ????
eekay: questie, pawn, auctionator, deadly boss mods
eekay: details! damage meter
eekay: classic threat
Xylotile: bagnon
Xylotile:
ErfBundy: When your dad says “come help me with this real quick” and it’s the most back breaking work you’ve ever done
eekay: https://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us
eekay:
eekay:
Xylotile:
eekay: @Xylotile it finished...
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: we done
eekay: @Xylotile
eekay: @Xylotile
Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by2xI9mqhXc
eekay:
eekay:
Joguitaro: Some people want small dwarf mommy
Joguitaro: Big milky
Joguitaro: With penis
eekay:
Joguitaro: Think you got quite the upgrade there
eekay: mid 🥱
Joguitaro: Holy shit I’m having withdrawals
Joguitaro: Need my wow fix
eekay: this game seems so terrible but like
eekay: blizzard got the secret sauce idk what it is
Joguitaro: Idk what changed but the game feels so much smoother now
eekay: ap taking break till xylotile get back we all game
Joguitaro: Kk
Joguitaro: K
Xylotile: Be back in 45 🙂
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey ?
ASlowFatHorsey: It’ll be like 6-7 for me Ngl
ASlowFatHorsey: Got some plans
eekay: o.O
Xylotile: And so it begins
Xylotile: Jk
eekay: manifster
Xylotile: Me and Taylor can play ahead of time 🙂
Xylotile: Eekay u stuck lil bro
eekay: i can solo i doing 10x his damage
eekay: he is ahead in xp tho...
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea barely
ASlowFatHorsey: Getting all the luck
ASlowFatHorsey: U guys can level if u want but I’m gonna need help when I return plz
Joguitaro: Think we’ll be enacting the go back and help people policy
eekay: they are ~1 lvel ahead of us
eekay: are u guys in sw yet?
Joguitaro: Yes we got there then stopped
eekay: we should be in ironforge in a level or two
ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda wish I was human Ngl
eekay: cant we just take the tram over rigth away?
eekay: nah this is cool i like ity
eekay: more variety in the group will be good
ASlowFatHorsey: Jkjkjk
eekay: why do u wish u were human?
ASlowFatHorsey: More dmg
eekay: clear your mind of damage
eekay: you picked warrior to take damage not give it
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea tbh true
Xylotile: You guys can still switch
Xylotile: Idc I can go back and help yall with the quests
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah
Xylotile: It would prolly take a third of the time
ASlowFatHorsey: I’m jk
eekay: im enjoying dwarf and ap just wrong for saying that
ASlowFatHorsey: No way am I doing that
ASlowFatHorsey: I’m chill
Joguitaro: They straight
Joguitaro: It’s for the character development
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/the-hobbit-dwarves-party-food-happy-gif-12736623
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ErfBundy: Good man
eekay: ombobwebom bom nert glerfbian trorgle LOL
eekay: can you cass r somebody through a wall and stun them
Xylotile: Si
eekay: wow
eekay: unrealistic game uninstalling
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: Have you watched assassination classroom
eekay: dude nunu is actually so fun
eekay: and mega easy
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile nit yet
eekay: yo did manaflow always only proc on spells?
eekay: i thought it was autos before
Xylotile: @eekay it’s always been in spells
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey just finished second run of AOT
eekay: idk why i thought that
Xylotile: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJQQn6MF/ @eekay
Xylotile: This is the cool stuff that pops up on my feed
Xylotile: I find it really entertaining
eekay: lol
eekay: this isnt even argument baiting
eekay: its just bully baiting
Xylotile: What?
eekay: acting confused, solid touch
Xylotile: I’m confused to what ur trying to say
eekay: ok man
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-believe-you-ron-burgundy-will-ferrell-anchorman-youre-lying-gif-15177693
eekay: is ap nunu viable?
Xylotile: Not full ap
Xylotile: Maybe one ap item
eekay: what would that be
ASlowFatHorsey: Proto
Xylotile: With the new items honestly idk
eekay: riftmaker would be good on him right
eekay: or protobelt yeah
Xylotile: Proto might be nice for the movement speed
Xylotile: I heard it’s broken right now
eekay: dude when you snowball out of base with dead man's on nunu its so funny
Xylotile: Riftmaker wants you to land multiple abilities tgiht
eekay: riftmaker wqould be so good right
ASlowFatHorsey: Ehhhh
eekay: you can get multiple people in r and q will heal you like 1k every time
ASlowFatHorsey: Not really
ASlowFatHorsey: It has to ramp up dmg to heal
ASlowFatHorsey: It doesn’t immediately heal
eekay: nunu can do that
eekay: hes not an assasin if he goes ap lol
ASlowFatHorsey: He many runs in hits snow ball maybe e’s and q’s and runs out
ASlowFatHorsey: Not auto heavy
ASlowFatHorsey: Which is what rift is mainly good for
eekay: youre still tanky
eekay: and his passive gives him auto wmpowers
eekay: so he should be
ASlowFatHorsey: Only with monsters and sometimes champs
ASlowFatHorsey: It doesnt happen that often
eekay: i tihnk protobelt would prolly be better but riftmaker for thge memes would be that bad
eekay: ive been tryin out teemo though
eekay: he feels really good
eekay: i like being an annoying virgin in lane
ASlowFatHorsey: I can see it
ASlowFatHorsey: All mage items are ridiculously good right now
eekay: umm
jakecrewa: Proton bowl>protobelt
eekay: proton bowl?
eekay: nice autocorrect
ASlowFatHorsey: Jc breakfast ceral
ASlowFatHorsey: H+ ions good for bones
jakecrewa: AP gets it
jakecrewa: Breakfast of intellects
ASlowFatHorsey: Fax
eekay: i think if you eat pure proton cereal you die
eekay: maybe thats just me
ASlowFatHorsey: Not if you are an alpha
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Joguitaro: so when do you tell us you're going to a different school?
Xylotile: The $50 application fee is stupid though
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/im-not-paying-it-leslie-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tom-robinson-im-not-gonna-pay-for-that-im-not-going-to-give-my-money-gif-5817427448289845012
Xylotile: !dalle 10 male students
eekay: ok brooo
FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-CyT1zGx8ubc28viJeBWIzKgB.png?st=2024-05-16T02%3A11%3A46Z&se=2024-05-16T04%3A11%3A46Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-15T16%3A55%3A49Z&ske=2024-05-16T16%3A55%3A49Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=sz0DZ/WGfQwGcLa3ME6tA2tnw9D72SObeDjDY4CqOHo%3D
Xylotile: Checking something
Joguitaro: literal 8 cent jokes
eekay: there u got 13 males
Xylotile: Oh okay they do have black people
eekay: they have plenty
Xylotile: 1/13?
eekay: a lot of people are kind of in between
Xylotile: Most are white
eekay: theres 4 white whit people
eekay: 4-6
Joguitaro: what hex value of white are you
eekay: 000000
eekay: gigachad
eekay: or
eekay: ffffff
eekay: gigachad
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/black-dark-scary-spooky-creepy-face-gif-16729560
Xylotile: Jesus that actually jump scared me lol
Xylotile: @Joguitaro play ranked
Joguitaro: maybe in a bit
Joguitaro: i'm on cooldown
Xylotile: no no no
Xylotile: play one rn and i watch
Joguitaro: studying vids on yt
Joguitaro: league school
Xylotile: lol respectable
Xylotile: play one
Xylotile: i watch
Xylotile: i can help you
Joguitaro: fine
Xylotile: i wont flame, constructive critisticism
Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 75 minutes.
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eekay: what if u studied eachother
eekay: uuh 😳
Xylotile: Discord users speaking in person (impossible challenge)
ASlowFatHorsey: I down
Joguitaro: @eekay you’d like to watch huh?
eekay: ope
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol he do be a watcher
ASlowFatHorsey: I bet he’d like it more if we fed each other Culver’s
ASlowFatHorsey: Jkjk
ASlowFatHorsey: In game in game
ASlowFatHorsey: Unless…
Joguitaro: Guh
wrenchbreaker:
eekay: dang were u in the totality?
wrenchbreaker: yeah i went all the way near Robinson lol
eekay: nice
eekay: how dark did it get
wrenchbreaker: felt like late evening lmao, actually one of the coolest things i’ve ever experienced
wrenchbreaker: got noticeably cooler too
eekay: yeah charleston is close to it
eekay: was pretty sick
Xylotile: Pc has been put away
Xylotile: We locked in for the next 3 weeks
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/keyholder-chastity-gif-12789080
Xylotile: I might sneak in a weekly gaming day tho
Xylotile: Possibly Saturday
eekay: hope u deleteed tiktok as well
Xylotile: Nope
eekay: u think thatll be a problem
Xylotile: Hmm nah
Xylotile: I’m not really on TikTok anymore
eekay: whats the usage look like lately
eekay: how much
Xylotile: Only two hours
Xylotile: Today
eekay: lol bait i think
Xylotile: Jk jk
Xylotile: 75 mins
Xylotile: It’s a lot
eekay: ||umm|| are u still baiting
Xylotile: No
eekay: 75 today or avg 75/day for last week?
Xylotile: I’m exclusively only on tiktik
Xylotile: 75 today
eekay: that seems like a lot for 'not rly on it anymore'
Xylotile: An hour isn’t that bad
Xylotile: I don’t watch yt or anything
eekay: whats ur avg past week
Xylotile: It reset yesterday
Xylotile: It’s a 2 hour daily
eekay: a what
Xylotile: 2 hours of tiktik
Xylotile: A day
eekay: thats a lot
eekay: but i spend that much gooning every day so
Xylotile: everytime i see that word i think of messing around
Xylotile: but no you actually edge for 2 hours
eekay: still better than tiktok
eekay: explains why my T so much higher than urs
Xylotile: ;p;
Xylotile: do you guys still do a yearly doc checkup?
Xylotile: 59/75 on my proficiency exam
Xylotile: W
Xylotile: i needed a 52 to test out of it
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/nat-20-baldur%27s-gate-baldur%27s-gate-3-critical-sucess-gif-14789122616741343796
Xylotile: 0 preparation
Xylotile: Just google and a dream
eekay: proficiency in what
Xylotile: Interpersonal communication lol
Xylotile: Stupid freshman course
eekay: ur a natural
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: I love freshman
Xylotile: I took the class for the first week last semester
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ill-allow-it-ken-jeong-korean-mexican-hat-gif-5187167
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Xylotile: let me cure you
FriggBot2000: Xylotile is in Emerald II at 46 lp with a 0.571 wr over 77 games
Xylotile: goated wr
Xylotile: why did they wear the beaks?
eekay: did they actually?
Xylotile: yeah the doctors
Xylotile: im looking up the reason why rn
eekay: ok im awaiting your response
Xylotile: but its kinda crazy that the first three articles I found were behind a paywall
Xylotile: or a "create an account" wall
eekay: liberals.
eekay: usually theres an x or a continue without supporting
Xylotile: okay guess
eekay: guess why they wore the masks?
Xylotile: doctors didnt know about germs
Xylotile: yes
Xylotile: thats a hint
eekay: well i think in those days the theory was the 4 humours
Xylotile: what
eekay: google
eekay: thasts not a guess but u just gave me another hint
Xylotile: oh
eekay: ok dont know
Xylotile: a little out of the box but makes sense in that time period
Xylotile: ill give you a hint
Xylotile: the beaks had something inside of them
eekay: but id like to throw out there that whatever reason they used to claim, the tradition probably stuck around beucase doctors who wore masks around sick people died less often
eekay: ok i didnt know that
eekay: am i supposed to guess the substance this seems unfaire
eekay: i give up
Xylotile: they put flowers and herbs n shit cuz they thought the sickness spread through the air and that would stop it
Xylotile: gas mask type contraption
ASlowFatHorsey: huh not too far off
eekay: i thought of that but it seemed dumb
ASlowFatHorsey: not crazy intuitive leap ig
eekay: also still this
eekay: wish those came back in style during covid
Xylotile: aint that the same thing with christians or muslism
ASlowFatHorsey: well how would they know to put on masks in the first place if they didnt already suspect air travel to be a thing
Xylotile: i forgot the religion
eekay: muslims have lots of traditions about cleaning
Xylotile: but they had something where you had to wash your hands twice a day
eekay: cleaning food, washing hands
eekay: yea
Xylotile: and people saw that they werent dying as often cuz of germs
Xylotile: i think its the same thing with witches
eekay: they didnt know, they guessed, and it happened to work, evn if they were mistaken about why it worked
Xylotile: the rats carried diseases and women who owned cats had less rats
Xylotile: the women didnt get sick so they got called witches
eekay: lol i havent heard that one
eekay: crazy cat lady super race
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: thats why witches are depicted with cats i think
ASlowFatHorsey: im not saying they knew about airborne viruses or things of that nature being spread through the air, but the logical step of putting on a mask prolly didnt happen until they made a logical guess on how sickness happened
eekay: well xylotile said they used masks to avoid breathing things in so yeah they knew something
eekay: but also effective treatments and actions are commonly guessed by non scientific groups
eekay: the maori's treatment for tooth pain is a jaw tattoo in a specific spot. It just so happens that the way they do tattoos, when u do them in that spot severs the nerve that connects the tooth so it stops hurting. They dont have any ieda why it works, thgey probably have wrong superstitious reasons, but they do it becuase it works.
eekay: but yeah in this caset he plague doctors were on the right track
Xylotile: true
Xylotile: game tho?
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: @ErfBundy
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Xylotile: how is that not a really good player
eekay: id say diamong 4 could be called good
Xylotile: hows that aight
eekay: but i wouldnt say silver is bad
ASlowFatHorsey: It def is
Xylotile: high gold is aight
CaMelon: finally got a decent aatrox game
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk maybe you right im just sayin stop stroking yo cock so much
Xylotile: you said
Xylotile: we all bad
Xylotile: i said that false
Xylotile: then u wanted to bait
eekay: yeah that is false
ASlowFatHorsey: How is that false
eekay: becuase diamond isnt bad
eekay: diamond is good
Xylotile: if were were playing like valorant
Xylotile: or something that we havnet played
Xylotile: yeah we all bad
eekay: i mean no point arguing literally at all
eekay: just throwing opinions at eachother
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/break-break-the-printer-printer-office-space-satire-gif-5701807
ASlowFatHorsey: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
eekay: thats a good movie
eekay: not quite an ek classic but still p good
CaMelon: anyone wanna spectate my atrox gaming
eekay: im too depressed
CaMelon: :C
eekay: dont ahve the mental to coach you rn
CaMelon: nmo no
CaMelon: i coach u
CaMelon: free coaching session
CaMelon: on da house
CaMelon: instant elo brewst
eekay: yeah pass
CaMelon: suit ur self
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/tan-tanned-tanning-spongebob-patrick-gif-5031436
Joguitaro: id watch your aatrox cam
CaMelon: ight
CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 322 minutes.
eekay: i think a girl saw me looking at her with binoculars
Xylotile: Is that a problem?
eekay: umm
eekay: not really
eekay: its one of the girls who live in the same building as me
eekay: she might not have seen me though
eekay: Ok so more news
eekay: I tripped the breaker for my room with my illegal devices and now have no power
CaMelon: what devices?
eekay: Toaster and space heater
CaMelon: ah
eekay: Libtards running this university don't want you to have warm feet or toast
ASlowFatHorsey: Or burn down the entire building
ASlowFatHorsey: Because we are the age of 5
ASlowFatHorsey: Apparently
eekay: Ikr
eekay: So fuckin stupid
ASlowFatHorsey: Fucken missed toast so much
ASlowFatHorsey: Carbs op af
ASlowFatHorsey: When heat is applied
eekay: Do it man fuck the system
ASlowFatHorsey: Honestly
ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly will
eekay: yeah the toast I had was worth the day and a half I'm going to go without power
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah they will prolly notice that the breaker for you room is completely fucken fried
ASlowFatHorsey: Juicer
ASlowFatHorsey: Take the juicer
ASlowFatHorsey: G5
eekay: You can't fry a breaker that's what they're for
ASlowFatHorsey: Being fried
Joguitaro: breaker is a safety net
ASlowFatHorsey: Ek broke the saftey net
eekay: Lol
Joguitaro: to fat
eekay: Not possible
eekay: also what juicer
ASlowFatHorsey: Very possible
eekay: are you talking about my game with Gracie?
ASlowFatHorsey: Swegum swagum
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eekay: wot
Xylotile: That was an example
eekay: i underssatnd it was an example
eekay: i dont hear people say that
jakecrewa: How can you say that ek when you still can’t appreciate the two greatest joke formats of all time
Xylotile: What’s the second one
jakecrewa: “You like X? Name every X” and “Who is X and why do they Y”
Xylotile: One is name every blank
eekay: whats any of them
eekay: :|
Xylotile: Ah
CaMelon: @Xylotile wgmn?
eekay: are you joking
eekay: you lose lp for missing too many queues
Xylotile: i cant tn sorryh
Xylotile: sure you lost lp man
eekay: 100%
Xylotile: guys what the frick i juts got demoted twice for not accepting queue
eekay: huh
Xylotile: ur jsut making excuses
Xylotile: for not being able to climb
eekay: lol
Xylotile: did you get a timer too?
eekay: yeah its just like i dodged
eekay: but i just missed like 3 queues
Xylotile: lol how many did you miss
Xylotile: ah
eekay: well now i know
eekay: worth
Xylotile: wait
Xylotile: what the fuck
Xylotile: you can scroll while being fullscreened on youtube?
Xylotile: wtf
eekay: yes
eekay: willaim whatss a champ with the same strengths and weaknesses as swain mid
eekay: approximately
eekay: im thinking gragas
Xylotile: what would you say are swains weaknesses
Xylotile: and strengths
eekay: he can punish people who donty know how to stand in lane, so solokillpotential
eekay: and strong teamfighting with his r at least
Xylotile: right
eekay: but immobile and very mana hungry
Xylotile: anivia maybe?
Xylotile: he can punish really hard
Xylotile: she
eekay: true
eekay: and can do things in teamfights with her r in the right spot
Xylotile: and really strong r potentinal in fightrs
Xylotile: right
Xylotile: but theyre pretty different R wise
Xylotile: b/c swain wants to go in
eekay: shes much more vulnerable than swain
Xylotile: anivia wants to run away
eekay: but ig if she has egg
Xylotile: yeah but egg is nice
Xylotile: in teamfights
Xylotile: basically a GA
eekay: eeh
eekay: more useful in lane than teamfights cause egg just dies
eekay: in teamfight
Xylotile: ya thats why its like gA
Xylotile: both are good if they dive and ur entire team doesnt die
Xylotile: but if you get dove and ur team gets wiped
Xylotile: its useless
Xylotile: thats why i dont buy the item
eekay: what about lissandra
Xylotile: shes cool
eekay: r and passive are big in teamfights, and can lane bully
eekay: she also has survivability
Xylotile: yeah
Xylotile: shes a pretty solid champ
Xylotile: and she counters all the champs that counter swain
Xylotile: malz?
eekay: too cheesy
eekay: his r makes him more vulnerable
eekay: i do not like
Xylotile: that is true
eekay: im gonna try liss
Xylotile: biggest tip
eekay: she seems like you can do some fancy shit
Xylotile: when hitting q on wave try hitting the guy
Xylotile: b/c the hitbox is stup[id
eekay: and i never see liss mid so people will never know what to do against her
Xylotile: liss is only a mid laner
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Joguitaro: it looks bad
eekay: i will allahu ackbar riot hq
Joguitaro: no more tri bush possibly
eekay: MASHALLAH
Joguitaro: no more baron pit too
ASlowFatHorsey: Def the most xylotile gif on the market
ASlowFatHorsey:
Joguitaro: @eekay yo man let me axe you a question on the real
eekay: go ahead
Joguitaro: where my dookie go
eekay: is this a key and peele ive never heard of?
Joguitaro: yes lol
Joguitaro: levi and sedrick one
ASlowFatHorsey: 🗣️
ASlowFatHorsey:
eekay: why that clip so cold
eekay: @Joguitaro get it in the song
Joguitaro: pluh muhfucka
ASlowFatHorsey:
ASlowFatHorsey:
Joguitaro: man just giving out free sound clips
ASlowFatHorsey: Few bites for ya
ASlowFatHorsey: To nibble on
Joguitaro: I have been hit with inspiration for a new project idea
Joguitaro: i shall name it "AP Special"
Xylotile:
Xylotile: ummm
Xylotile: gamings?
Xylotile: at 10 🙂
ASlowFatHorsey: Down
Joguitaro: cannot
ASlowFatHorsey: Ynot
Xylotile: why
Xylotile: why
Xylotile: why not
Xylotile: why cant you play
eekay: oh i think he said something was wrong with his computer
eekay: @Joguitaro what was the issue again?
Xylotile: oh he dmed me about it right
Xylotile: i think it was dnoyc
Xylotile: in the motherboard
eekay: what in the hell is dnoyc
eekay: ive never heard about that issue
ASlowFatHorsey: Skill issue
Xylotile: deez nuts on yo chin
Xylotile: were u being sarcastic
Xylotile: or did i get you
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690
Xylotile: still dont know
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/chungus-potion-jesse-walter-white-breaking-bad-jesse-crying-gif-23277396
eekay: xylotile a hufflepuff ong
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-owo-formula-gif-26971070
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-meme-walter-white-meme-breaking-bad-memes-walter-white-jesse-lee-peterson-gif-25512374
eekay: oyo?
ASlowFatHorsey: Mayo
Xylotile:
eekay: lolol
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
eekay:
eekay: mista wide
ASlowFatHorsey: Danny green mr white 3 to win
Xylotile: mista white if he baked cookies instead of meth 😎
eekay: nah
eekay: he never gets high on his own supply
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-white-pizza-jesse-sussus-amongus-walter-sus-gif-21843916
Xylotile: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: 95% pure cookie
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/return-of-flynn-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-2-flynn-walter-jr-gif-13284642015610725569
eekay: leaked?
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ASlowFatHorsey: ek wtf is rfk
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/keyandpeele-townhall-confused-gay-gif-7788308977976256550
ASlowFatHorsey: taylor u are the issue man
ASlowFatHorsey: u said u got no issue
ASlowFatHorsey: u are the issue
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/suspicious-weird-cardi-b-blue-hair-gif-18979697
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sad-monkey-monkey-sad-awkward-shy-gif-17280260242290492025
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/ariimefenty-monkey-monkeys-irritated-irritatedmonkey-gif-960801458549861019
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: lol did u find the original video
eekay: idk does it look like the original
ASlowFatHorsey: i mean its a 2 min video and not a gif
eekay: oh yeah lol
eekay: i gots the whole thing
eekay: guy is chill
ASlowFatHorsey: doin a vlog on his golf cart
ASlowFatHorsey: !piggies
FriggBot2000: ```ansi
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[1meekay[0m [33mGold III[0m 80 LP [0.432 over 44 games]
[1mdragondude[0m [37mSilver IV[0m 79 LP [0.508 over 59 games] (1/0 vs xylotile)
[1mmaestrofluff[0m [31mBronze III[0m 68 LP [0.429 over 21 games]
```
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/rock-climbing-rise-song-going-up-hiking-climbing-the-mountain-gif-25792523
Xylotile: Huge
ASlowFatHorsey: the problem was shen
ASlowFatHorsey: 4 wins in a row with sion
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/frankt-gif-23053748
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846
Xylotile: Lethality sion
eekay: lefality*
Xylotile: Wgmnnn
Xylotile: @Joguitaro buddyyyyyyy
Xylotile: Civ 7 coming out in feb
Xylotile: @Joguitaro
eekay: goblin camp down 😎
ASlowFatHorsey: No resets?
eekay: straight honor
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/earl-not-bad-eye-brow-gif-14525127
ASlowFatHorsey: Lmk when clear Ethel
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-anxious-anxiety-afraid-scared-gif-7518135
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eekay: hard to roll
ErfBundy: lmao
ErfBundy: gotta decipher his gamerese
eekay: do you guys ever be petting your dog and you hit the right spot and their leg starts kicking
eekay: do you ever feel dirty after you do that like you molested the dog
ErfBundy: that sounds like a weird sentence to say
eekay: its something ive always felt
eekay: it feels kind of sexual
eekay: youre like "yeah you like that huh you liek that?
ASlowFatHorsey: jesus
eekay: alright so its just me then
ASlowFatHorsey: lets take it baxk a lil bit
ErfBundy: eekay i mean this with everything in my body
ErfBundy: what the fuck is wrong with you
eekay: @jakecrewa back me up
eekay: maybe i didnt phrase it right
eekay: but i dont think im that far out there on this one
ErfBundy: i genuinely mean that is the most outlandish crazy shit you have ever said
eekay: well thats a strong statement
eekay: worse than when i said it was ok to marry your cousin?
ErfBundy: yeah i think so
eekay: i mean youre literally pelasuring your dog
eekay: like if there was a guy who would juzz himself if you shoook his hand
ASlowFatHorsey: man
eekay: you wouldnt shake his hand
eekay: becuase its not sexual for4 you but its sexual for him yknow
ASlowFatHorsey: u giving shovel knight a run for his money for how big a hole ur diggin for urself lol
ErfBundy: for real man
eekay: lol ill stand by this one
ErfBundy: the hole is already too deep bro
ASlowFatHorsey: u just ruined petting ur dog for everyone
ASlowFatHorsey: congrats
eekay: liek why is this that weird im jsut saying i feel kind of dirty like i did something bad
eekay: after i hit the dog g spot
ASlowFatHorsey: i dont really want to continue to talk about this
eekay: so you dont feel anything after you hit your dog's g spot ap?
Xylotile: Bladed
eekay: xylotile give take
Xylotile: Huh
eekay: this
Xylotile: Im cleaning my pc rn cuz it’s dustier than AP’s pussy
Xylotile: I’ll be ready in 20th
Xylotile: Yeah
Xylotile: Behind da neck
ASlowFatHorsey: racist
eekay: read the mesage after
Xylotile: @jakecrewa knows
eekay:
Xylotile: No it not weird
eekay: aight
ErfBundy: we playing in 20?
eekay: 20 xylotile minutes
ErfBundy: two hour
eekay: see ya 2024
ErfBundy: lmao
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 259 minutes.
Xylotile: Holy shit
ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey join call
eekay:
eekay:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ben-laughs-ben-laughing-ben-meme-fthememer-ben-phone-call-gif-24938219
eekay:
eekay:
eekay:
eekay:
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey:
Xylotile: @CaMelon @Joguitaro
Xylotile: @CaMelon @Joguitaro
Xylotile: @CaMelon @Joguitaro
Xylotile: @CaMelon @Joguitaro
Xylotile:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ceku-tugce-jake-gyllenhaal-gif-19498420
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ErfBundy: Fair
jakecrewa: Eating an arbys sandwich is not one of those 1000 things
Xylotile: Game at 9???
Xylotile: @everyone
Xylotile: @eekay pwease?
Xylotile: 4 man
Xylotile: @Joguitaro or 5???
ErfBundy: Sure
ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey game at 9
ASlowFatHorsey: 0k
ErfBundy: Pog
Xylotile:
Xylotile: tf lol
eekay: lol
eekay: get exposed man
Xylotile: yeah my bad 😦
Xylotile: i kinda wanna click on it though
eekay: was this a dm?
eekay: i would
Xylotile: yeah
eekay: cant get a virus unless you leave discord
ASlowFatHorsey: Thats a pretty good bait
Xylotile: u sure? I'm in a discord for a student org and a dudes account got hacked cuz he clicked on a random link
ASlowFatHorsey: U fools should take some notes
eekay: lol thats leaving discord
Xylotile: no like discord server link
Xylotile: my bad i shoulda said that
eekay: he got a virus from joining the server?
Xylotile:
Xylotile: yeah
Xylotile: he might have done something else
Xylotile: im sure he did
eekay: id say thats unlikely to be true
Xylotile: yeah but i dont wanna risk it lol
eekay: you dont wanna know what egirl is gonna blackmail you with your own dickpick
ASlowFatHorsey: Ek get ur frigbot army ready for the bot swarm of discord
Xylotile: Im pretty sure its one of those discord servers where you get rewards for someone accepting your server invite link
Xylotile: epyramid schemes
Xylotile: https://discord.gg/KycbNamBhE
Xylotile: u click on it if you want
eekay: it wantsa you to verify to see other channels
Xylotile: ohhh
eekay:
eekay: this is where you stop
Xylotile: thats how my friend got hacked lol
eekay: yup
eekay: he a dumbass
Xylotile: LOL
eekay: just cause it look official dont mean it is
Xylotile: man you dont have to tell me
eekay: tell him
Xylotile: nah im good
eekay: tell him hes a fucking moron and if i see him its on sight
eekay: tell him
Xylotile: can you PLEASE
Xylotile: shut the fuck up
eekay: do you wanna game with me or not
Xylotile: yus
eekay: then show some fucing respect
Xylotile: ok daddy
Xylotile: im sorry
eekay: thats waht i thought
eekay: say it again
Xylotile: im sorry
eekay: 😈 good
Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GpnTmh82icw
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-meme-wait-a-minute-gif-14484132
eekay: is this taylor
eekay: @Joguitaro ?
ErfBundy: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes.
ErfBundy: My bad
Xylotile: LOL
Xylotile: HAHHAHA
Xylotile: @Joguitaro
Xylotile: ur on friend
Xylotile: can you game today
Xylotile: simple yes or no question man
Xylotile: please stop edging me
Xylotile: i know you love edging boys
Xylotile: but enough is enough
eekay: @Joguitaro the puzzles can wait man
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Xylotile: bro probably calls " 10 minute mental breaks" to stay up to date w discord
ASlowFatHorsey: uhm
ASlowFatHorsey: no
ASlowFatHorsey: i get 3 prep periods
eekay:
eekay: this is so ap
ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/ifunny-watermark-ifunny-watermark-watermark-cringe-cringe-gif-22183183
ASlowFatHorsey: ek the type a dude
Xylotile: did taylor send that?
Xylotile: @Joguitaro unironically uses ifunny in 2024
Xylotile: almost 2025
eekay: lol no i saw it earlier and googled it
eekay: ifunny version was first result
ErfBundy: lol
eekay: probably not ass bad as tiktok or reels
Xylotile: reels are so good
eekay: yeah thats why itse bad
eekay: dipshit
Xylotile: one minute you're watching a funny meme
Xylotile: next swipe you watch a car crash
eekay: u dont have tiktok again do u
Xylotile: did you download something on my phone
Xylotile: i legit redownloaded it to find a video about cutting and bulking two hours ago
eekay: bro delete that shit
Xylotile: i did
eekay: nice excuse
eekay: ok gj
Xylotile: i downloaded the video and deleted it
Xylotile: relax
Xylotile: am i being a good kitten?
eekay: close call to relapse but
eekay: yes 5 good boy points
Xylotile: im not gonna relapse
Xylotile: i realized tiktok is really cringe, especially the comments
Xylotile: not worth my time
eekay: very very little of what anyone does is worth their time
Xylotile: i mean good use of my time
eekay: same thing
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/4chan-pewdiepie-reddit-gif-18660180
Xylotile: taylor the type of dude
eekay: lowk
ASlowFatHorsey: ek
ASlowFatHorsey: did u do cool int bui;d
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hn2i-hn2i_-hn2i1-gif-22211923
eekay: int cool but yeah
eekay: hack and throw knife
eekay: and snipe
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-dead-group-chat-gif-772451509539698533
ErfBundy: True
Xylotile: Yo what’s up guys
Xylotile: It’s 2018 William here
Xylotile: Rate my parts
ErfBundy: https://x.com/fearedbuck/status/1866255616680898859?s=46&t=cMz47ECLlq1or9JlEMEdSg
ErfBundy: This guy is such a goober
Xylotile: man that self punch was so natural lol
Xylotile: lmao
ErfBundy: One of my buddy’s has a friend who took a video of himself punching himself in the head like 10 times
Xylotile: https://x.com/ThatDudeTaco/status/1866212659424645304 god damn the internet is quick w it
wrenchbreaker: nah my bets on this dude being a scapegoat
Xylotile: u think?
wrenchbreaker: i think its prolly easy enough to find some guy who vaguely looks like those pictures who also got shafted by uhc lol
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Xylotile: classic
ErfBundy: Dude it actually crashed my laptop was not picking up a signal
Xylotile: sure gavin
Xylotile: sure
ErfBundy: Dude I’ll send you a picture I’m pissed
CaMelon: elo terrorist
ErfBundy: It’ll connect then say no internet detected
CaMelon: jk its gine
CaMelon: fine
CaMelon: xd
ErfBundy: Someone ddosed me I bet
ErfBundy: Senna was scared of me
CaMelon: true bro
Xylotile: @eekay ik we meme about the squeeze theorem but i get it now lol
ErfBundy: I’m sorry Cameron idk what’s going on rn
Xylotile: funny how shit turns out
ErfBundy: My internet is just out
Xylotile: @CaMelon he doesnt want to play with you
Xylotile: did ur ahri chew on a cord
ErfBundy: @Xylotile you just scared I’m a better Jhin than you
ErfBundy: And no
Xylotile: lol
ErfBundy: Lmao
ErfBundy: I legit don’t know I restarted it and everything
CaMelon: its ok I flaming team
ErfBundy: Lmao nice
ErfBundy: I don’t think it’s gonna fix tonight so I’ll game with you tomorrow. Sorry for the lp loss man
CaMelon: np
ErfBundy: I’ll make it up to you and brewst you next time
CaMelon: ok ok sounds good
CaMelon: I only og -1 lp
CaMelon: xd
CaMelon: I tell teemo to overdose
ErfBundy: Nice
ErfBundy: He gonna die
eekay: should i leave this in my cs assignment
eekay:
Ant:
eekay: i dont get it
wrenchbreaker: yes
eekay: i didnt lol
wrenchbreaker: lol
ErfBundy: @eekay he voices them all
eekay: wow thats crazy man
eekay: @Xylotile HEY RETARD
eekay: can you help me again
eekay: open what i sent you
CaMelon: dont do it
CaMelon: its virus
CaMelon: ?
ErfBundy: will you compete to win bro?
CaMelon: mayb
CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 174 minutes.
Xylotile: @eekay mw sleeping
Xylotile: Fellas should I be worries if I can’t open my mouth all the way? Both sides of my lower jaw hurt like bitch
Ant: Just unhinge your jaw like an anaconda
Xylotile: This shit hurts
eekay: i had jaw pain for a while
eekay: it was from an ear infection or smthn
eekay: @Xylotile did program work
Xylotile: I haven’t hopped on my comp
Xylotile: Dunno
eekay: what
eekay: do it
eekay: now
Xylotile: I’m not
Xylotile: Home
Xylotile: Chill
Xylotile: The fuck out
eekay: i didnt ask
eekay: do it now
CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group.
CaMelon: Added eekay to the group.
Xylotile: Lol
Xylotile:
eekay: maybe thatsa how it used to be
eekay: udyr op now
CaMelon: ek getting stomped by bots
Xylotile:
CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group.
CaMelon: Added eekay to the group.
eekay: whya re you so desperate to level this account
jakecrewa: My RA sent this out. You guys trying to crash this?
Xylotile: New sex toy?
Xylotile: What the fuck
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Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/taylor-gif-20190375
eekay: holy shit
eekay: there is drama in thomas hall north
eekay: just heard some chick say
eekay: "carson, how do you thinkt hat meks me feel being accused of cheating"
eekay: and a guy is like " how does it feel when im the one that got cheated on"
eekay: holy shit
CaMelon:
ASlowFatHorsey: Mid
Xylotile: He kinda looks like midbeast
Xylotile: How often do you guys poop
eekay: ask yo mama 😎
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok
Xylotile: Ek cum eater
CaMelon: https://youtu.be/dUDN1d8EoT8
CaMelon: Elden ring sux!
CaMelon: Big L
ASlowFatHorsey: Rip better luck next time
eekay: amouranth is selling
eekay: a fart in a jar
CaMelon: What does this have to do with Ukraine
CaMelon: Banned
eekay: i feel like camel has never been happier since russia invaded ukraine
CaMelon: What makes u say that
eekay: u send 3 videos here a day
eekay: and constantly talk about it
eekay: u seem to be very entertained
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah not ron tbh
CaMelon: Yea combat and war footage is entertaining
ASlowFatHorsey: Gme?
eekay: down
ErfBundy: I could game
ErfBundy: If we get a fourth I’m down
ErfBundy: Imma play elden ring till then so if we get enough people I’ll join when call starts
CaMelon: il play 1
CaMelon: @ErfBundy
CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 186 minutes.
ErfBundy: Aight bet
ErfBundy: Let me get on computer
ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: yuh gimmi min
eekay: @Xylotile
eekay: @Xylotile
Xylotile: No
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ??????
eekay: @Joguitaro
eekay: @Joguitaro
eekay: @Joguitaro
eekay: @Joguitaro@Joguitaro
eekay: @Joguitaro
eekay: @Joguitaro
ErfBundy: get in call ek
ASlowFatHorsey: whats up brudd
eekay: get on moron
ErfBundy: get in call moron
Joguitaro: I’m literally shidding and farding rn
ErfBundy: then get done shidding and get on
Joguitaro: Perhaps
CaMelon: https://youtu.be/MuYe0URoSVc
Joguitaro: Gotta finish a little work
eekay: eta
Joguitaro: Like 10 minutes
Joguitaro: After I’m done shidding
eekay: ok we wait
Xylotile: Nvm I’m playing
Joguitaro: So like 15 minutes
eekay: @Xylotile when
ErfBundy: @Xylotile chance gone
eekay: whoever get here first
eekay: first come first serve
Joguitaro: Aight
Xylotile: Nah I ain’t playing
CaMelon:
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/brain-trash-spongebob-squidward-dumb-gif-17233216
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ?!
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ??????????????????????
eekay: @Xylotile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ErfBundy:
Xylotile: No
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eekay: first time opening overwatch in like 4 years lol
Joguitaro: lol
Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 301 minutes.
Xylotile: One min
Joguitaro: @Xylotile GAM4EEEEEEEEEEE
eekay: herllo?
eekay: can hear?
ErfBundy: I might play tonight
eekay: i fix
eekay: ????
Joguitaro: can you hear me
Xylotile: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cj_ea1LAXhO/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey where you at man
ASlowFatHorsey: Ngl the ap guarantee kinda falling through for a min
ASlowFatHorsey: Forgot about some he
ASlowFatHorsey: Hé
ASlowFatHorsey: Fuck
ASlowFatHorsey: Goddamnit
ASlowFatHorsey: Hw
Joguitaro: he
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5p7531-opw&ab_channel=JUICYCONTENT\
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: https://youtu.be/SqkyRzKKwdc
ASlowFatHorsey: Almost done
ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll be on in like 20
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: gaming?
eekay: 1 hr break
ASlowFatHorsey: ok wgmn
Joguitaro: eekay needs a break he says
Joguitaro: baby mode
Joguitaro: smh
ASlowFatHorsey: ight
ASlowFatHorsey: get in here jojo
eekay: shower break
ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 94 minutes.
eekay: gotta wash off the overwatch
Joguitaro: @eekay eekay game 🥺
eekay: finishing stretches
eekay: ones sec
Joguitaro: @Xylotile wanna hop in
Joguitaro: @ErfBundy ???
ErfBundy: I will soon
ASlowFatHorsey: lies
ASlowFatHorsey: fake
ErfBundy: We still playin?
ErfBundy: Nah nvm lol
eekay: no.
ErfBundy: Rip
ErfBundy: We could tho
ErfBundy: If y’all are gamed out tho all good
eekay: No.
Joguitaro: lol
ErfBundy: Aight
ASlowFatHorsey: no
ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850
ErfBundy: Time for comp then
Xylotile: Game
ErfBundy: Ok
ASlowFatHorsey: no
ErfBundy: Ok
Joguitaro: i'll three man lol
ErfBundy: Ok
ErfBundy: I don’t think no one wants to play
Xylotile: 3 man let’s go
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey pleaseee
ErfBundy: That’s bait
Xylotile: What’s bait
ErfBundy: Do you actually wanna play?
Xylotile: Yeah
ErfBundy: I thought you were joking lol
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 98 minutes.
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile this is what happens when u cry wolf so many times
Joguitaro: one sec
Xylotile: man i dont give a flying fuck ap
ASlowFatHorsey: people
ErfBundy: Give me ten
Xylotile: either shut up or game
ASlowFatHorsey: nah im good
ErfBundy: I’ll be on in ten
Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey leg
Xylotile: 5 man
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Xylotile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/776707110347735050/video0.mov
CaMelon: @eekay you can’t run from the past fat
wrenchbreaker: v
eekay: @ErfBundy crazy how that happens
eekay: lol
ErfBundy: fax
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
ErfBundy: lmao
eekay: when she give you that look
ErfBundy: make that your pfp ek
Xylotile:
ErfBundy: new wave
CaMelon: @eekay u wuz kinda sexe ngl
wrenchbreaker: Pinned a message.
Xylotile: when we cant play with ek bc he has a 20 minute timer
ErfBundy: fax
ErfBundy: when ek loses a game going 2/20 and flames the jg for no gank
eekay: ok i dont even do that
CaMelon:
ErfBundy: TRUER
Xylotile: jesus my ears
Xylotile: thats so loud
Xylotile: @ErfBundy but yeah bro
Xylotile: have you seen daliah recently?
Xylotile: shes PHAT
ErfBundy: yeah ive been to her house
Xylotile: damn thats wildin
eekay: wait really?
ErfBundy: she isnt crazy fat
Xylotile: apparently she went to a boot camp or something
ErfBundy: more thicc than anything but kinda chunky
Xylotile: huh maybe the pictures from a few months ago
ErfBundy: yeah she finsihed high school at military school
eekay: how fat
ErfBundy: she shakes her ass on snap all the time
eekay: who dont
Xylotile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776555238038569000/776642329750011904/video0.mp4
ErfBundy: like probably obese
Xylotile: ek with gracie
ErfBundy: more like ek with his pc
eekay: umm
eekay: which one is her?
ErfBundy: yes
Xylotile: wait does the guy have downs
eekay: seriously thats so far from how i remember her
CaMelon:
ErfBundy: what ek
ErfBundy: thats not dahlia
Xylotile: omfg he does have downs
ErfBundy: fax camel
Xylotile: i feel like thats weird
ErfBundy: yeahhhh
eekay: being disabled?
Xylotile: yes lol
Xylotile: exactly
CaMelon: This is the lord of the riiiiings
eekay: =ok then
Xylotile: if james charles texted you
Xylotile: saying he liked you
Xylotile: would yall fuck with him?
CaMelon: @ErfBundy I can’t find that video
Xylotile: hes a fucking millionaire
CaMelon: No
CaMelon: :antilgbt:
eekay: probably gonna pass there
Xylotile: or jefree stars
eekay: never even heard of himi
Xylotile: like as long as he keeps his dick tucked away
Xylotile: im all for it
ErfBundy: what video
ErfBundy: @CaMelon
eekay: @Xylotile
eekay:
eekay: ??????????
Xylotile:
Xylotile: yes
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eekay: lol
eekay: then come to my dorm
Xylotile: busy rn
Xylotile: come to my house
ASlowFatHorsey: xyolotile beta
eekay: you just keep jerking yourself off
eekay: but youll always have excuses
eekay: we're never gonna play are we
ASlowFatHorsey: knack 3 confirmed
Xylotile: moving windows is so tricky
Xylotile: for no god damn reason
CaMelon: chess dot com is where all the chess novices come from
CaMelon: william has the right idea
eekay: whyar e you enabling him
eekay: youre loading his magazine with excuse ammo
eekay: so he can keep cumming into his own foreskin
Xylotile: you're just jealous that u got cum on ur uggs
eekay: i dont regret cumming on my uggswhy would i
CaMelon: @eekay rust
eekay: lets take this to rust gaming
Xylotile: Leg?
CaMelon: tf2
CaMelon: ?
Joguitaro: im down
CaMelon: oo ncie
CaMelon: didnt think ud come around tko thew 2ft gaming taylor
Joguitaro: yeah i know
Xylotile: @eekay @CaMelon @ErfBundy @ASlowFatHorsey
CaMelon: tf2
Xylotile: Bruh
eekay: wwdawdawdawAs
ErfBundy: I’ll be gaming shortly
Xylotile: Ek game
Xylotile: Yes or yes
ErfBundy: True
Xylotile: Is Biden actually taking office the 20th?
Xylotile: Orrrrrr
Joguitaro: thats usually how elections work
Xylotile: I know but with trump and some people saying voter fraud
Xylotile: Idk If like something is gonna hope
Joguitaro: im pretty sure theyre done with thaat
Xylotile: Happen*
Xylotile: I see
Xylotile: @eekay u gonna game?
eekay: no
Xylotile: Why not
Xylotile: @CaMelon @ASlowFatHorsey,
Xylotile: ?
Xylotile: Leg?
Xylotile: Leg then tf2
ErfBundy: Trump is still trying to push it
ErfBundy: But as of now Biden is taking office
Xylotile: Erfbundy when u gaming
ErfBundy: Now
ErfBundy: Hoping on as we speak
CaMelon: gmod?
ErfBundy: I don’t care
ErfBundy: If willi wants to league game for a bit I’m fine with that
ErfBundy: Started a call that lasted 136 minutes.
Xylotile: Ok getting on
Xylotile: One second
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Leg?
Joguitaro: Arm?
Xylotile: Gay men
Xylotile: we no leg?
CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 118 minutes.
eekay: lol
eekay:
CaMelon: stop looking at the news boomer
wrenchbreaker: lol
ErfBundy: i gotrta work at 4:30
ErfBundy: but im down to play a game or two of league
Xylotile: League of runeterria gamings?
Joguitaro: im donw
CaMelon: cest possible
Xylotile: @everyone
Xylotile: we wanna make a team?
eekay: lol
eekay: im down
Joguitaro: lol we would lose but id be down
Xylotile: who going where
Xylotile: ek u wanna sup
Xylotile: me mid
Xylotile: me carry
eekay: you should probably go mid yeah
eekay: i can supp
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Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: @eekay
jakecrewa: My gaming pad
eekay:
CaMelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJbE3uWN9vE
Xylotile:
CaMelon: XDD
eekay:
Xylotile: @ErfBundy u need some milk bro?
ASlowFatHorsey: aaaaaaddw
eekay: fax
Xylotile:
CaMelon: Gavins car
eekay: DFGBsd
eekay: fb
eekay: xca
eekay: bd
eekay: n
eekay: dfb
eekay: ad
eekay: fb
eekay: xc
eekay: v
CaMelon: cheating
eekay: t
eekay: wgfn
eekay: xc
eekay: v
eekay: sad
eekay: v
CaMelon: cheater
CaMelon: @ErfBundy
CaMelon: @ErfBundy
CaMelon:
CaMelon:
jakecrewa: Ek hurt my feelings
eekay: i hope somebody hurts your brain
eekay: in the form of a lobotamy
CaMelon: He's not practicing good netiquette
CaMelon: he should be banned from the internet
ASlowFatHorsey: waaaaaaaaaaa
eekay:
Xylotile:
eekay:
Xylotile: babaziga
Xylotile:
Xylotile: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
ASlowFatHorsey: ???
CaMelon: We gamin?
eekay: I'm lagging out
ASlowFatHorsey: whats
ASlowFatHorsey: me too
CaMelon: Same
eekay: don't think I can play
Joguitaro: Discord bein weird
CaMelon: Skype?
Joguitaro: Lol
eekay: My amongus shit itself too
CaMelon: So Wgmn?
eekay: I can't join anything lol
CaMelon: : <
CaMelon: @eekay get off Linux
eekay: Discord crashed???
eekay: Like server crash maybe ?
ASlowFatHorsey: I think so
eekay: I think actually
eekay: Like some of my msgs aren't sending on mobile either
eekay: I guess gg for the night
ASlowFatHorsey: That usually doesnt happen
eekay: Nope
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah looks like it
CaMelon: I can’t open discord in pc
eekay: Yup
eekay:
eekay: nvm back up
CaMelon: @everyone
eekay: @everyone v
eekay: @everyone
eekay: @everyone @everyone
eekay: @everyone @everyone
eekay: @everyone @everyone v
eekay: @everyone
eekay: @everyone
CaMelon: @everyone
Joguitaro: I can’t game on leg if that’s what y’all doin
eekay: among us i thought
eekay: or we done
Xylotile: I thought it was my discord lol
eekay: i don wanna play leg
Xylotile: Oh I’m done
Xylotile: So is Gavin
eekay: no sevrer went down
eekay: aoght gg ii gues
CaMelon: Scribblio?
Joguitaro: I could I guess but I don’t think peeps wanna
eekay: same
CaMelon: ?
CaMelon: It isn’t Easter
CaMelon: There are no peeps
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eekay: im saying this based on what you sent here i dont need to know more
ErfBundy: I think that’s kind of unfair
ErfBundy: If we took you for your first impression eekay you are a very introverted person that doesn’t do anything
eekay: um
eekay: sounds about right lol
eekay: i dont get it
ErfBundy: But getting to know you shows you have an actual opinion and brain that works
eekay: im just gonna go for a while im not trying to get into a flame war
eekay: i dont want to trash anybody im just
ErfBundy: I’m not flaming
eekay: out on gaming with him
eekay: i know im saying me
ErfBundy: I’m just saying taking one thing for face value is kind of unfair
eekay: pretty sure he meant what he said
ErfBundy: Cause cams whole personality isn’t his political views
eekay: not getting into it further
ErfBundy: It’s not like you deal with it in every interaction with him is all
eekay: dm me if you care enough
ErfBundy: It seems kind of weird to jump to a whole I hate him thing. Is all
eekay: i dont
eekay: i think hes fine to hang out with
eekay: just dm me if you care anough im not typing anymorte
CaMelon: Very disappointing
Xylotile: whole bunch of messages
Xylotile: too bad I aint reading them
ASlowFatHorsey: Did anyone ask
ASlowFatHorsey: Ever
ErfBundy: It’s a little bit of a wild ride lol
CaMelon: recap: ethan doesn't like me and cant handle different opinions i guess
Xylotile: Makes sense
CaMelon: Guess we choosing the bad ending. RIP LoL Gaming, RIP gaming in general, RIP chat. It was fun while it lasted fellas.
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
ASlowFatHorsey: That seems excessive
eekay: you on that grind?
eekay: road to wr?
eekay: also her form in that pic is trash
eekay: no right angle and hands on the wall is cheating
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/boo-ghost-spooky-scary-gif-12414614
Xylotile: Guys im moving to Thailand
Xylotile: I’m down to play league later tonight
ASlowFatHorsey: I mean u say that
ASlowFatHorsey: But are u tho?
eekay: do ur guys nipples have folds
eekay: like i have a crease right in the middle on both mine
CaMelon: sad attempt to preform cpr on something that's already dead
jakecrewa: https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/story?id=2325416&page=1
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759
Xylotile:
ErfBundy: Seeing her naked might jog your memory better
Xylotile: Exactly
Xylotile: pc has been set up lads
Xylotile: wgmn?
Xylotile: GOOD YALK
Xylotile: LOSERS
CaMelon: Doesn't seem like there will be much vivacious gaming moving forward, unfortunately.
ErfBundy: Yeah league is boring
Xylotile: Game today
Xylotile: Plssss
eekay: il ghame
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ErfBundy
Xylotile: @Joguitaro
Xylotile: Plssss
ErfBundy: Prob not
ErfBundy: If you convince ap then maybe
ASlowFatHorsey: cant i got homework to do
Xylotile: bruhh
Xylotile: 5 man
Xylotile: pls
ASlowFatHorsey: No
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Xylotile: Is it really
eekay: no
Joguitaro: it is but okay
Joguitaro: my bad
Joguitaro: what do i know
Xylotile: How is the range different for everyone
eekay: yeah isnt it just saying his normal range is higher than most people's normal range?
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/t8ei4cokW3f.gif
eekay: same
Joguitaro: people have differing amounts of receptors. What i mean is that 1 person with levels around 400 may be fine but another person with 400 will feel sluggish or low energy
Joguitaro: hormones are very complex as well with how much you actually utilize and blah blah blah
Joguitaro: that's mainly for women though
Xylotile: I got bad hormonal acne
Xylotile: How I fix that
Joguitaro: hygiene
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-get-it-dont-get-it-dont-understand-gif-12907762
Xylotile: Isn’t that why you test free testosterone?
Xylotile: Total testosterone is what yo body produces but free is what your body utilizes right
eekay: isnt free what ur body doesnt use
Xylotile: That’s what I found it
Xylotile: Nah free is what it actually uses
Xylotile: You can have super high total test but low free test
eekay: 80% chance xylotile is wrong
eekay: @Joguitaro ?
Xylotile: !gpt what is total testosterone and free testosterone
FriggBot2000: Testosterone is a primary male sex hormone, although it is also present in females in smaller amounts. Understanding the difference between total testosterone and free testosterone is important in various medical contexts, such as diagnosing hormonal imbalances, fertility issues, or conditions like hypogonadism.
### Total Testosterone
Total testosterone refers to the overall amount of testosterone in the bloodstream. It includes:
1. **Free Testosterone:** The portion of testosterone that is not bound to proteins in the blood.
2. **Bound Testosterone:** Most testosterone is bound to proteins like sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) and albumin. SHBG binds about 60-70% of the testosterone in the blood, while albumin binds another 30-40%.
### Free Testosterone
Free testosterone is the fraction of testosterone that is not attached to any proteins and is, therefore, bioavailable or active. Because it is unbound, it can easily enter cells and exert its biological effects. It is usually a small fraction of the total testosterone, but it plays a critical role in the body's physiological processes.
### Measurement and Importance
- **Total Testosterone Test:** Measures all forms of tes
FriggBot2000: tosterone in the blood (free, SHBG-bound, and albumin-bound). This test gives a broad overview of overall testosterone levels.
- **Free Testosterone Test:** Specifically measures the unbound testosterone in the bloodstream. This test is particularly useful when the total testosterone levels are on the borderline or do not correlate with clinical symptoms.
### Clinical Relevance
- **Low Total Testosterone:** Can indicate conditions like hypogonadism, where the body doesn't produce enough testosterone. Symptoms may include fatigue, reduced libido, and muscle loss.
- **Low Free Testosterone:** Even if total testosterone levels are normal, having low free testosterone can still lead to symptoms of testosterone deficiency. Conditions that increase SHBG levels, such as hyperthyroidism or aging, can cause low free testosterone levels even if total testosterone is within the normal range.
Both forms of testosterone are important for assessing overall hormonal health, but free testosterone is often considered a more accurate indicator of the body's active testosterone levels. Your healthcare provider may suggest checking both to get a comprehensive understanding of your hormonal status.
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eekay: 107480.65348 kilocalorie (IT)/hour
eekay: for 125kw/hr
Xylotile: !gpt how many calories are burned in 1800 kWh of exercise
FriggBot2000: . . .
Joguitaro: So a couple
FriggBot2000: The concept of calories burned through exercise is generally expressed in kilocalories (kcal), which is the standard measurement when discussing human energy expenditure. To convert kilowatt-hours (kWh) of exercise to kilocalories, you can use the conversion factor where 1 kWh is approximately equal to 860 kcal.
Given 1800 kWh of exercise:
\[ 1800 \text{ kWh} \times 860 \text{ kcal/kWh} = 1,548,000 \text{ kcal} \]
Therefore, 1800 kWh of exercise would burn approximately 1,548,000 kilocalories.
Xylotile: Boom
eekay: oh fuck thats 125kw/hr
Joguitaro: Not a small amount of calories
Joguitaro: So what’s the difference between different crypto currencies
Joguitaro: Like method for mining them or sum
Xylotile: Different uses I think
eekay: i think there are huge differences
Xylotile: !gpt difference between ethereum and bitcoin
FriggBot2000: . . .
FriggBot2000: Ethereum and Bitcoin are two of the most well-known cryptocurrencies, but they serve different purposes and have various technical differences. Here are some key distinctions between the two:
### Purpose and Use Cases
- **Bitcoin (BTC)**:
- **Primary Purpose**: Bitcoin was created as a digital alternative to traditional currency, aiming to function as a decentralized peer-to-peer payment system and a "store of value," often referred to as "digital gold."
- **Use Cases**: Facilitates financial transactions, a hedge against inflation, and a store of wealth.
- **Ethereum (ETH)**:
- **Primary Purpose**: Ethereum goes beyond monetary transactions and focuses on providing a decentralized platform for building and running smart contracts and decentralized applications (dApps).
- **Use Cases**: Smart contracts, decentralized finance (DeFi), non-fungible tokens (NFTs), and various other blockchain-based applications.
### Technology
- **Bitcoin**:
- **Blockchain**: Uses a more straightforward, script-based language primarily designed for verifying and executing simple transactions.
- **Supply Cap**: Limited supply of 21 million BTC.
- **Consensus Mechanism**: Initially relied solely on Proof of Work (PoW). While Bitcoin itself maintains PoW, there is ongoing research into other consensus algorithms.
- **Ethereum**:
- **Blockchain**: Supports a more versatile and powerful Turing-complete programming language called Solidity, facilitating complex smart contracts.
- **Supply Cap**: No fixed supply cap for ETH; its issuance is determined by the network's requirements.
- **Consensus Mechanism**: Originally used PoW but transitioned to Proof of Stake (PoS) with Ethereum 2.0 (also known as the Ethereum Merge).
### Scalability and Performance
- **Bitcoin**:
- **Block Time**: Approximately 10 minutes per block.
- **Scalability Solutions**: Layer 2 solutions like the Lightning Network aim to increase transaction speed and lower costs
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eekay: ur the same way with adc's
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/it-is-not-fair-crying-sophie-turner-sobbing-gif-15803384
eekay: lol
Xylotile: wtf is bussers
eekay: it an emote
Xylotile: ooo
eekay: lol
eekay: if you complete jg quest item and support quest item
eekay: then you lose gold when you kill minions
Xylotile: Prevents funneling
Xylotile: It was a thing except with first jg itrm
eekay: no
eekay: i mean if you do both those item quests on one person
eekay: you literally receive a negative amount of gold
eekay: you lose 7 gold for killing it
eekay: you go into debt
Xylotile: Ik
Xylotile: That was a thing before
eekay: are you sure
eekay: wait no its not
eekay: there was no jungle item quest
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/troll-stick-figure-dancing-gif-5259835
eekay: lol
eekay: got me
eekay: im actually kinda tilted rn
eekay: my stupid dorm cucks said i need to shut my windows
Xylotile: wym
eekay: me have window open and its a bit cold
eekay: so it makes the heating go in everybody elses room
eekay: so apparently i have to fucking close my windows instead of people just opening a window if theyre hot
eekay: or using a fan
Xylotile: so their rooms get too hot if you open your window?
eekay: yes
eekay: central heating i think
Xylotile: i still dont get it
Xylotile: is it bc urs is working hard b/c of the window
eekay: no i think central heating means that they can either heat the whole building or cool the whole building
eekay: it cant do it per room
CaMelon: pretty gay
Xylotile: O
eekay: whats gay
CaMelon: that they make u close the window
eekay: ikr
eekay: im going to fascist university
CaMelon: fax
eekay: imma open that shit tomorrow
Xylotile: im not putting adc as secondary
Xylotile: i always get it
eekay: u tryna play mid too?
Xylotile: im trying to learn zoe
Xylotile: out of the 12 games ive played of her i had to ask for mid like half
eekay: i put mid and top and i never get top but i get jg like 1/5 games
eekay: like 4/5 times i get mid
eekay: maybe positions are different in diamond
Xylotile: its norms
eekay: like how many people queue up for each
Xylotile: im playing with like golds
eekay: nice mmr
Xylotile:
Xylotile: look at their average compared to ours lol
eekay: are those plat borders or silvers
Xylotile: what
eekay:
eekay: ig just that one
eekay: ok hes just silver
Xylotile: ya thats silver
eekay: damn i could actually get into a game with you
Xylotile: we can queue up lol
eekay: wouldnt it be so crazy if we got to play int he same game of league
Xylotile: pretend we dont know each other
eekay: that would be insane man
eekay: by end of next season
eekay: youll be asking if i can boost you
eekay: i will end higher rank than you ill bet my salivary glands
Xylotile: the only way way you will get a higher rank than me
Xylotile: is if i stop ploaying
eekay: exactly
eekay: you better watch ur back
eekay: might find yourself with some spinal injuries in the next year
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Xylotile: couldnt do it myself
Xylotile: looks virusy
eekay: do u konw how much time it took you to type those 3 messages about the thing you wanted
Xylotile: nice try ek
eekay: plus the messages you are typing right now
Xylotile: i was hoping you would find a good one
Xylotile: i could easily find one thats shitty
Xylotile: guess I thought too much of you
eekay: correct
eekay: i clicked the frsit thing i saw
eekay: question
eekay: has there been research inot the thresh tp technology
Xylotile: im taking the briggs test again
Xylotile: yeah you can tp on the lanturn
Xylotile: if thats what ur asking
eekay: take it all u want
eekay: it dont mean u have a personality
Xylotile: lol
eekay: i mean thresh tp and teammate take lantern
eekay: like how people flash after somebody take lanter
Xylotile: get in game rn
Xylotile: we treying it
eekay: ad dads :\
eekay: not pulling it off on this kind of ping
eekay: even if it work
ASlowFatHorsey: u know those personality tests are a complete scam not based on any science
Xylotile: yeah ik
Xylotile: i just want to know if its cahnged
Xylotile: in 5 months
ASlowFatHorsey: ight
Xylotile: lol what it changed
Xylotile: rigged
eekay: how is it riggged if theres nothing at stake
eekay: dang he looks so young there
Xylotile: nah thats not good enough for that shitty question
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/nerd-spongebob-studying-gif-13392543
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey noon tomorrow?
ASlowFatHorsey: ighttt
eekay: coo
eekay: im need try a musclup on a real bar
eekay: but i feel like statrionary would be easier than moving
eekay: harder to generate a swing on a moving bar
Xylotile: wym real bar
Xylotile: oh does ur bar move
eekay: stationary
Xylotile: like spin?
eekay: one that isnt a tree branch hanging from my garage rafters
Xylotile: oh lol
Xylotile: yeah it would be easier
eekay: on stationary?
Xylotile: yeah
eekay: thats what im thinking
eekay: maybe i could even doa clean one
eekay: both arms same time
Xylotile: its v difficult
Xylotile: but maybe
eekay: yeah the one arm is difficult
eekay: but im barely getting any momentum
eekay: just fuckin pulling
eekay: im so so so much stronger than i was end of the school year
eekay: its insane
Xylotile: yeah momentum is key
Xylotile: i can go pretty high for a pullup but i can never switch my wrist position
eekay: yeah im kind of twisting it up there then cranking the other one up
eekay: kind of coordinaation thing
eekay: i still have like 15 pounds of fat to lose
eekay: imagine how cracked i will be
Xylotile: gl with that lol
eekay: watchu mean
Xylotile: its difficult to do
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey quick game of leg
Xylotile: does anyone here have a credit card
eekay: i do
Xylotile: do you actually
eekay: i think so
eekay: it might be a debit card
Xylotile: prolly debit
Xylotile: unless you signed up for one
Xylotile: is it from a bank
eekay: i dont remember signing up for anything
eekay: idk
Xylotile: did you parents give it to you
eekay: idk
eekay: its been with me
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ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: v
eekay: v
eekay: v
eekay: v
eekay: v
eekay: vvvv
eekay: v
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: v
eekay: vv
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
eekay: vvv
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile v
ASlowFatHorsey: vv
Xylotile: I’ll catch up with you guys in like an hour
eekay: aight
Xylotile: I’m pumping some iron
CaMelon: you're pumping EK????
CaMelon: wtf
CaMelon: eww
Xylotile: Thrusting*
eekay:
Xylotile: we gaming later tonight/
CaMelon: I’m down
Xylotile: Sounds g
eekay:
eekay: It's coming together boys
CaMelon: Didn’t know you were building a pc
Xylotile: good luck
Xylotile: @eekay update?
Xylotile: We gaming later?
CaMelon: 🤷♂️ idk where ek and aidan are
Xylotile: riperoni
eekay: im not feelin the gamings tonight
eekay: but the pc is all put together
eekay: i didnt put the os on tinight tho incase the power went out during the boot
Xylotile: what are the specs
eekay: https://pcpartpicker.com/guide/sNwrxr/great-intel-gaming-build
Xylotile: intel
Xylotile: ewww
eekay: stfu
eekay: amd for tryhards
Xylotile: I have the same RAm
Xylotile: except i bought mine for 95
Xylotile: rip rip
CaMelon: Apparently ESPN is gonna be broadcasting LCS
eekay: ay we started the bio shit?
ASlowFatHorsey:
Xylotile: thats my shit too lol
Xylotile: i have to finish the blue people one
eekay: jesus
eekay: im jsut starting am i fucked
Xylotile: have you done anatomy aidan
ASlowFatHorsey: Just finished
Xylotile: fuck
ASlowFatHorsey: It’s honestly not that bad
eekay: bio?
ASlowFatHorsey: Bios kinda annoying
Xylotile: Did you do the Integumentary system review wks?
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah
Xylotile: u trynna slide that mf over here?
Xylotile: ill change some shit up dw
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight
eekay: am i fucked for bio
eekay: just starting
ASlowFatHorsey: No it just a little annoying for some of the stuff
ASlowFatHorsey: Letting you know I did not do the labeling or drawing the picture stuff
eekay: like i dont even know how im sposed to type it on a word document
ASlowFatHorsey: ?
eekay: it just seems annoying to do without being able to draw on the paper
ASlowFatHorsey: Ohh yeah I would not do the drawing stuff
ASlowFatHorsey: Like the punnet squares she asks for
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah
eekay: for the active reading guide do you just type the answers in the document?
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah
eekay: aight
Xylotile: Thanks gamerman
ASlowFatHorsey: Np
Xylotile: have you guys done the blue people worksheet
ASlowFatHorsey: Yesh
Xylotile: how did you do the pedigree
ASlowFatHorsey: I didn’t
Xylotile: you skipped that part?
ASlowFatHorsey: No just the making of the family tree
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Xylotile:
ErfBundy: @Joguitaro malenia has been vanquished
ErfBundy: Blood loss is Pog champ
Joguitaro: Blood loss required ahead
ErfBundy: Lmao
Xylotile: @ErfBundy bro
Xylotile: i feel so lost in this stupid ass game
Xylotile: magma wyrm is bending me the fuck over man
Xylotile: my potions heal me little to none
Xylotile: i get 1 shot
Xylotile: ah yes
Xylotile: wtf
Xylotile:
ErfBundy: Wtf lol
ErfBundy: Go get some sacred tears bro
ErfBundy: Makes the flasks heal more
ErfBundy: They found in churches mainly
Xylotile: i may have
Xylotile: uhhh
Xylotile: unlocked crafting at level 35
Xylotile: just now lol
ErfBundy: Lol
Xylotile: im actaully losing my mind
Xylotile: fuck this game
Xylotile: and fuck yo momma
ErfBundy: Lmao
eekay: lmao
eekay: lol
eekay: wtf lol
eekay: thats crazy
ErfBundy: Laughing out loud
eekay: all this kid talks about is elden ring
eekay: like jesus
ASlowFatHorsey: Lamo
ErfBundy: It should be that way
eekay: elmo 🤣
ErfBundy: You just aren’t on the right boat eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: Alamo
eekay: you been buying the same boat for the past 10 years
eekay: they just release the same boat with a different
eekay: name
CaMelon: Turns out ek was the hipster all along
CaMelon: 🤯 💯 📠
eekay: maybe im a hipster with some things but so is everybody
eekay: you are the grand wizard of the order of hipsters
eekay: on ja
eekay: did u guys know that honey is 5 times more expensive than oil
ASlowFatHorsey: It makes sense
ASlowFatHorsey: Only very specific kinds of bees can produce it and they were decreasing in pop for a long time
eekay: it would be kind of wicked to make honey
eekay: think i could start a hive in my dorm
CaMelon:
Xylotile: Game?
Joguitaro: Game
CaMelon: I’m tryna watch the Eddie hall Thor fight
Xylotile: Game
Joguitaro: Gaming
Xylotile: Gamings
Joguitaro: Ok
Xylotile: Guys guys
Xylotile: They have two women characters kissing in the new buzz light year movie
Xylotile: Omg they’re so pro homo
Joguitaro: Ewwwwww
Joguitaro: Gaming?
CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 288 minutes.
Xylotile: Gamings
Joguitaro: gaming
Joguitaro: one sec
ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Vkq41-4EQI&feature=share
CaMelon: Changed the channel icon.
Joguitaro: wgnm
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay
CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/578827824656285726/905006556138070016/ezgif-7-c7ae063d8a5b.gif
Joguitaro: game
ASlowFatHorsey: Ingot
CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817923184740532275/844570631528906802/image0.gif
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ASlowFatHorsey: dude wow classic is crazy old school mmo
ASlowFatHorsey: no cuttin corners
Joguitaro: true we could play classic wow if we wanted
eekay: thats what i downloade
eekay: d
Joguitaro: i heard its community can be really toxic tho idk
eekay: you play league
CaMelon: So?
ASlowFatHorsey: idk it seems like to . do anything you must be playing with out a life
CaMelon: That’s the type of games we like
eekay: the thing is
eekay: you dont have to grind 24/7
eekay: its just to progress you have to put in a lot of time
eekay: but that cna still be like 15 min a day
ASlowFatHorsey: well if you want to get anywhere you do
Joguitaro: i mean like people would abuse spam reporting and you get insta banned
eekay: i think that only happens in raids
Joguitaro: probably
eekay: and we could raid with just u
eekay: s
Joguitaro: um
eekay: dou need more
Joguitaro: arent they like 40 man raids
eekay: i think theres scaling right?
eekay: theres small raids
Joguitaro: no
Joguitaro: maybe small raids i think
eekay:
eekay: oh
CaMelon: Roblox
eekay: yeah you need 40
CaMelon: Jk
Joguitaro: thats what i thought
Joguitaro: alright just find like 35 more friends easy
Xylotile: we gaming
Joguitaro: POG
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey ?
eekay: you u of i frogs could probably do that
eekay: little social butterflies
Joguitaro: i dont know anyone that actually plays video games lol
Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 139 minutes.
ASlowFatHorsey: i have a lil homie work i still need to do
Joguitaro: nahhhhhhhhhhhh
Xylotile: let me do something rq
eekay:
eekay: Pinned a message.
Xylotile: https://netgames.io/games/onu-werewolf/rooms/VYHA
Xylotile: https://netgames.io/games/onu-werewolf/rooms/VYHA
Xylotile: https://netgames.io/games/onu-werewolf/rooms/VYHA
Xylotile: https://netgames.io/games/onu-werewolf/rooms/VYHA
CaMelon: @ErfBundy league?
CaMelon: @ErfBundy
CaMelon: @ErfBundy
CaMelon: @ErfBundy
CaMelon: @ErfBundy
Xylotile: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7813763/Rachael-Prescott-gave-birth-one-million-identical-twin-sisters-syndrome.html
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: game
Xylotile: ?
Joguitaro: can you hear me
CaMelon: no
Joguitaro: what
Joguitaro: how
eekay: can hear???
Xylotile:
CaMelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJzMm-Cmfqk&t=326s
eekay: when u release on swain
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: that moment when a prof asks for a lab report the night the lab was done
CaMelon: p
CaMelon:
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/sai-baba-thursday-god-gods-devotional-shiridi-sai-baba-gif-16740776
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Joguitaro: Honestly gaming is kinda dead rn. No good new games for like a couple months
eekay: nice attention span
eekay: you need a new game every month?
eekay: how about you grind ranked beta
Joguitaro: Stfu
CaMelon: Also I’m not moving out
eekay: mmhmm
eekay: wait youre sstaying home
Joguitaro: He goin to Lakeland
Joguitaro: Where he supposed to go
CaMelon: ^
CaMelon: No reason to move out
eekay: im going to eiu and moving out
eekay: so
Joguitaro: Is there dorms for Lakeland?
eekay: camel is going to be 35 before he sees an r rated movie
CaMelon: No
Joguitaro: That’s what I thought
eekay: oh i didnt know that
eekay: well id still like to game at some point
eekay: and if camel isnt jg we might actually win a couple games
Joguitaro: Too far bruh
Joguitaro: But I’m down if I can
CaMelon: Good one bro
CaMelon: I’ll play nexus blitz
eekay: ??
eekay: but you wouldnt be willing to play a couple normals?
CaMelon: I guess I’ll play some
eekay: oh
eekay: aigfht
Xylotile: @eekay you can release swain r right
eekay: yah
Xylotile: i never see swains do it
eekay: y
eekay: oh
eekay: yeah it deos more damage the more damage you do with it
eekay: and it healf for more when you release the longer you do it
eekay: so if youre in a teamfight and release to get one kill
eekay: you remove the only thing keeping you alive
Xylotile: he was dead tho
Xylotile: there were 4 stacked on him, and he coulda finished two before he died
eekay: yeah that happens
eekay: tryna ensure the kill or got ccd
eekay: that prolly the number one way i die on swain
eekay: ccd so i cant release
ASlowFatHorsey: thats what she said
eekay: lol
eekay: thats a stretch
ASlowFatHorsey: you dont get ccd while bustin out a cold one with the boys?
eekay: i cant say i have
eekay: i dont think there is cc in real life
ASlowFatHorsey: unlunky
CaMelon: @eekay 😳😳😳
eekay: O.o
Xylotile: MonkaS
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/pepe-nervous-sweating-concerned-monkas-gif-15154684
CaMelon: @eekay you silver yet?
eekay: at dads
eekay: cant play
ASlowFatHorsey: Sounds like excuses
eekay: it is
eekay: i cant get to silver on 120 ping
eekay: i coulda been gold by today if i hadnt gotten shit teammates for two strqaight days
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/bebezinho-little-baby-crying-sad-tearing-up-gif-15419141
eekay: literally i got a single adc with a 50% winrate and we went 8/1
eekay: its a hard life as a support main
ASlowFatHorsey: Should I call the wabulance
ASlowFatHorsey: Should I get you thumb to suck
eekay: why can you talk dude
ASlowFatHorsey: On
eekay: youre too scared to play your own promos
ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb lol
eekay: scared you will fail so you never did them
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah just don’t care enough to be in a stressed out for a rank
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Joguitaro: @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay
Joguitaro: @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay
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eekay: we're your friends to do u remember us?
ASlowFatHorsey: Huh
eekay: we went to school together at charleston high
ASlowFatHorsey: Who’s that
eekay: my names ethan does that ring a bell
eekay: can u actually be there at noon or need tog o earlier
eekay: fr
Xylotile: I can be there at noon
Xylotile: Maybe a bit earlier
CaMelon: Idk if i can go
eekay: thats great but nobody asked u to come
eekay: @CaMelon y
CaMelon: might have to be somewhere else
eekay: whjat are you doing
CaMelon: gamer parents r gonna be going out of town and dont want my sister to be alone at home or somethign
eekay: oh aight
eekay: do u know when they get back
CaMelon: like sunday night
eekay: theyre gone from satruday to sinday night
CaMelon: something like that
eekay: tell her to come with us
eekay: or u can just come another time
CaMelon: I'll know by tonight probs
CaMelon: if i can go
eekay: ok coo
Xylotile: @CaMelon where they going
CaMelon: carbondale
Xylotile: DONT CARE
Xylotile: Oops caps
Xylotile: I have to be in the business building for my class
Xylotile: I feel myself getting dummer
Xylotile: Obligatory statement: it’s a joke
jakecrewa: I weigh 200 even
CaMelon: cracked and hired
jakecrewa: @Xylotile actively trolling. Man asks for my weight biweekly
eekay: man is actively insecure
jakecrewa: Actively plausible
eekay: btw i almost died today
eekay: almost got blew out of a tree by wind
eekay: like 30 feet up
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey u climbed any trees on campus?
jakecrewa: Nice Darwin Award
eekay: yeah almost
eekay: jc are there any climbable buildings youve spotted on campus
jakecrewa: Plenty
eekay: bro im not gonna lie
jakecrewa: I find it best to climb buildings with a strapped c4 vest, preferably after you’ve made a bomb threat
eekay: :|
eekay: when i drive over for that climbin gym im gonna considered it a failed trip if im not kicked off by campus security at the end
jakecrewa: Lmao you’ll be a top 5 wanted in Ohio, an impressive feat
eekay: are there actually any climbable things or was that a joke
jakecrewa: I’m sure lmao, not like i scout it out
eekay: damn bro thats likeall im doing when i walk to class
jakecrewa: Really? I mostly just solve complex math problems on white boards that professors write
eekay: do you think that professor from the movie wouldve mentored him if will hunting was just an ugly motherfucker
eekay: like totally nasty
jakecrewa: Perhaps but he still probably got tons of English department pussy
eekay: lol
Xylotile: @jakecrewa you told me
Xylotile: I don’t ask
Xylotile: Cuz idgaf
CaMelon: https://youtu.be/mYVjpErJW1k
jakecrewa: You’ve literally asked but whatever
eekay: i dont know why camel thinks alcoholics ranting on the internet is so funny
Xylotile: yeah that man has issues
Xylotile: not camel
Xylotile: the eu rank 1
eekay: well dont rule it out
CaMelon: hes hilarious man
eekay: i think at first but its just kind of sad after a while
Xylotile: shoe
Xylotile: or league
eekay: shoenice and apocolypse
eekay: camel is in both fan clubs
CaMelon: shoe nice doesnt drink anymore fakefan
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ASlowFatHorsey: No 🥲
eekay: ok ill spin up the spam bots
Xylotile: gamings
eekay: dont u get it
eekay: we dont need u anymopre
eekay: deep cock only
Xylotile: ok thats pretty rude
eekay:
eekay: this is where oswald one tapped kennedy from
eekay: imagine if this guy played valorant
Xylotile: got placed plat 3 rip
Xylotile: wait jk
Xylotile: plat 2 9 lp
eekay: highest elo in 3 years
eekay: congrats
Xylotile: kys
Xylotile: I think I could shoot a sniper
Xylotile: Can’t be that hard
Xylotile: Just scope
eekay: i think real scopes are hard t keep steday
eekay: and theres just bullet rng
Xylotile: God I hate Indian people
Xylotile: @ErfBundy am I right
ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/yelling-meryl-streep-cheer-scream-shout-gif-16634297
ErfBundy: It’s not the worst thing ever but it def takes skill
Xylotile: lets play leagueeee
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay @Joguitaro
Xylotile: @ErfBundy \
jakecrewa: Allegedly
ErfBundy: No internet till the 1st
ASlowFatHorsey: If 4
ASlowFatHorsey: ?
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hacker-gif-19246062
Joguitaro: game?
ASlowFatHorsey: Ye
ASlowFatHorsey: Uh
ASlowFatHorsey: Yo
ASlowFatHorsey: U chumps
ASlowFatHorsey: Chumpin???
ASlowFatHorsey: Or gamin?
eekay: id leg
ASlowFatHorsey: Well then get Cho big danglin booty movin then
eekay: 4
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
Joguitaro: Ok
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
eekay: why u only playing so late
ASlowFatHorsey: I swtg if u say ur taking a shower
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk
ASlowFatHorsey: Frogor
ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll join u in there
ASlowFatHorsey: Right now
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: Jk pranked
ASlowFatHorsey: Bed time
eekay: lol yeah
ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent Taylor havé job thing
eekay: this about when im going bed
eekay: yeah he works till 10 every night
eekay: good thing we always start at 10:30
ASlowFatHorsey: Well then why did u ask
ASlowFatHorsey: Dingle berry
ASlowFatHorsey: Jr
eekay: dont call me jr
eekay: youll regret it
eekay: buddy.
ASlowFatHorsey: Don’t call me buddy
ASlowFatHorsey: Jr
ASlowFatHorsey: Or I’ll regret it
eekay: ok mb
eekay: we cumn tomorrow?
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea my cum isn’t busy that day so why not
eekay: ok ill prepare my body
ASlowFatHorsey: Actually that’s big fat stinky lie
ASlowFatHorsey: I cant cum tomorrow 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔🥲🥲🥲🥲😔😔😔😔😔🗿
eekay: ah thats cool
eekay: friendship over
eekay: blocked
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight bet
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Xylotile: in transformers
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about-tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-what-are-you-saying-what-do-you-mean-gif-1936787145920797796
Xylotile: Left the group.
Joguitaro: Added Xylotile to the group.
eekay: ok he was on a 10min timeout and he only did 8
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peels-consequences-old-gif-22360197
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile wy@
ASlowFatHorsey: In bg3
ASlowFatHorsey:
Xylotile: Idk
eekay: gigachad
ASlowFatHorsey: Anti-gooning behavior fr
Joguitaro: @eekay so tmrw
eekay: no bitch
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/the-choice-is-not-yours-to-make-dream-tom-sturridge-the-sandman-you-have-no-choice-gif-26662879
eekay: no its not
eekay: you can still climb without me
eekay: im not choosing for u
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180
eekay: ayo fuck gravity
eekay:
eekay: im a mogger
eekay: @Joguitaro quick risky?
Joguitaro: Walking home
Joguitaro: I think I’d be down though
ASlowFatHorsey: Deathly ill chat
Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 78 minutes.
Joguitaro: @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: classic skipping class posturing
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro remember mcb quiz
ASlowFatHorsey: Classic
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro no hand holding at all next week for this behavior
ASlowFatHorsey: Ek causing my congestion
ASlowFatHorsey: Change my mind
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380
eekay: lol really
eekay: chalk lung maybe?
eekay: happened to the 3 climbers
ASlowFatHorsey: I mean he is actively putting sticky congestive substances in my throat
ASlowFatHorsey: No guhs
ASlowFatHorsey: No ayos
ASlowFatHorsey: Just fax
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea I really love huffing chalk in my free time
eekay: hmm
eekay: maybe its chalk withdrawl like the spice
eekay: once you have it you can never stop
eekay: oop
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea can’t get enough of eks white stuff fr
ASlowFatHorsey: Er I mean
ASlowFatHorsey: My white stuff?
eekay: 3 pauses, 4 guhs final offer
ASlowFatHorsey: What is this
ASlowFatHorsey: Putting 4 times the effort and I’m still getting the same pay
ASlowFatHorsey: Wtffff
ASlowFatHorsey: Not adjusting for inflation
eekay: nah im not into inflation
eekay: thats all im offering
ASlowFatHorsey: Im starting the Guh gay sex union
ASlowFatHorsey: I won’t stand for this
eekay: id like to see u try buddy
ASlowFatHorsey: Law suit
ASlowFatHorsey: Guh suit
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ErfBundy: Then it goes to Monday
Xylotile: Camel u can game tomorrow?
jakecrewa: Same Gavin. Shit sucks
ErfBundy: Fax
ErfBundy: And I have to work till thanksgiving 🙃
ErfBundy: Haven’t had a day off since last Monday RIP
eekay:
eekay: oh no
ErfBundy: Pog
CaMelon: @Xylotile maybe, no promises tho
ErfBundy: I have timers on four more games I think
ErfBundy: I did a leave too lol but they only ten minutes
Xylotile: @eekay L
Xylotile: LMAOO
Xylotile: Rip your honor
ErfBundy: It’s fineeeeee
Xylotile: Yeah I just left a game
ErfBundy: Idk league is not that fun rn
Xylotile: I tried playing on my brothers laptop
Xylotile: My eyes hurt too much
ErfBundy: Nice
ErfBundy: I just don’t know about this league season
Xylotile: I enjoy it
ErfBundy: Might just grind out Cold War 🤨
Xylotile: Because of zoe
ErfBundy: True
Xylotile: U have it?
ErfBundy: Bout to
ErfBundy: Love cod
ErfBundy: Might get back into war zone too
Xylotile: Bro same
Xylotile: Lmk if u ever want to play warzone
eekay: carolina
eekay: how long chat restriction last
Xylotile: Urs is 5 games
eekay: opk
Xylotile: You lost all ur honor btw
Xylotile: Locked in honor 0
eekay: well thats unfortunate
eekay: so much for best mental na
Xylotile: Indeed
eekay: i was just so fucking mad last game
eekay: i flamed too hard
Xylotile: Send chat results
eekay: literally like 10to 45 at 30 minutes
Xylotile: Logs*
eekay: 6 failed ff votes
eekay: how i see
eekay:
eekay: heres a sample
Xylotile: False
Xylotile: Show the real ones
eekay:
Xylotile: At the beginning
Xylotile: Show the rest
eekay:
eekay:
eekay:
eekay:
eekay:
eekay:
Xylotile: LMAOOOO
eekay: i think its the last one that did it
Xylotile: Yeah
Xylotile: You morons
Xylotile: And the game is fucking over
Xylotile: Too
eekay: iw as thinking the autism one
eekay: or maybe when i said i would run it
Xylotile: It’s most of then
Xylotile: Nah that doesn’t flag
Xylotile: Saying Ff does flag
Xylotile: For some reason
eekay: i dont regret it at all
eekay: like this team
eekay:
Xylotile: The only thing I would regret is the honor
eekay: thats kinda bad but whatever
Xylotile: Bc it’s gonna take you like 100+ games just to unlock it
eekay: like every single lane lost from level 3
eekay: and 20 ff votes fail
eekay: for a normal game
eekay: in preseason
eekay: like what else can you call that but a mewntal illness
eekay: why would you subject yourself to that
eekay: if youre not brain damaged or something
eekay: im still mad
CaMelon: hahaha
eekay: 😔
CaMelon: I have to write an argumentative essay and idk what to write about, might do it on leagu e patch 10.22 vs patch 10.23
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eekay: and that i didnt get much sleep so im gonna go to bed early
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/fldsmdfr-cloudy-meatballs-flint-gif-22749692
ASlowFatHorsey: Going to bed at 8pm
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey game???
ASlowFatHorsey: Almost done hanging with gamers
ASlowFatHorsey: Will be back soon ish
Xylotile: i know a quicker way
Xylotile: just walk out the door
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-leaving-walk-out-walk-away-gif-12008922
eekay: "sorry guys gotta play league"
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey its that easy
ASlowFatHorsey: I’m back
ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn
Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 143 minutes.
Xylotile: yo what the fuck
Xylotile: spooky
ASlowFatHorsey: Papas home
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ksi-tommy-fury-ksifury-ksi-tommy-fury-ksi-loss-gif-9425939478001583081
Joguitaro: !arcane
FriggBot2000: arcane comes out in approximately 434 days, 0 hours, 44 minutes, and 11 seconds. hang in there.
eekay:
Joguitaro: !roguecore
FriggBot2000: command: '!roguecore' was not recognized
Xylotile: !gpt rick and morty embrace. They look at each other and their lips begin to touch
FriggBot2000: Sorry, but I can't assist with that.
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
Xylotile: https://onlyfans.com/tamakeri
eekay:
ErfBundy: That might be the worst internet I’ve seen in a WHILE
Xylotile:
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/did-we-just-lose-star-lord-what-happened-gotg-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-16262924
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lolol-funny-as-hell-where-gif-18063029
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/im-gonna-do-it-batman-lopunny-theres-no-laws-against-the-pokemon-pokemon-joker-gif-314226898576851043
Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/klwCNnektPE
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Oj3BabqR8LA
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/kenny-twd-feras-dead-chat-lee-gif-23355022
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/alive-chat-alive-chat-xd-chat-xd-dead-chat-xd-dead-chat-gif-19241417
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/kenny-wide-twdg-gif-24422232
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/twd-game-the-walking-dead-game-violet-clementine-gif-23044758
Xylotile:
Joguitaro: guh
Xylotile: @eekay i found your brother
eekay: i dont have a brother.
Joguitaro: ?
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eekay: lol
Xylotile: I thought u missed the “a”
ErfBundy: I think my sentence was pretty clear but I guess not lmao
Xylotile: https://youtu.be/SN-Lu-ckKcg
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ^^^
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ok
eekay: ap knows the consequences of saying the n word
eekay: better than anybody probably
jakecrewa: This is what happens to your brain when you’ve only ever played league and fifa
Joguitaro: Think I just got like a 30% on my calc final lol
eekay: was it hard
Joguitaro: Yes lol
Joguitaro: Cumulative with multiple free response questions that I just didn’t know how to do
eekay: calc 3?
Joguitaro: Ye
eekay: that one is rough
Xylotile: It’s alright
Xylotile: They’ll curve it
Xylotile: U straight
eekay: i never understood epsilon delta proofs in my life
eekay: is that calc2?
Joguitaro: Copium
Joguitaro: Ye
eekay: i dont think they are hard
eekay: the idea just never made it into my brain
Joguitaro: It’s like if beta cuck is close enough to the point then we can assume stupid bitch is approaching it blah blah blah
Joguitaro: Idk
Joguitaro: It’s dumb
Joguitaro: In idea it doesn’t seem hard but practically it’s hard to think about and use
eekay: i mena i understand the key statement is like "for any distance, I can give you an input to the fucntion such that the function is smaller than that distance"
eekay: yeah it just seemed like a rly indirect way to prove smthn simple
Xylotile: Didn’t we kinda learn that in Peterson’s class
Joguitaro: I know we did that in hanners lol
eekay: never had petersen
Joguitaro: It’s more of a calc 1 thing I think
Joguitaro: It’s like a proof to why we can just use limits which are a thousand times better
eekay: i ued it for inifinite series i think mainly
eekay: determinng if smthn converges or diverges
Joguitaro: Really? I don’t think we did that in calc 2 I think there was like some way easier way
eekay: there usually was
eekay: it was kind of a side quest
Joguitaro: But honestly I didn’t know and just kept plugging in numbers and see if they went towards something and said ah ha, it’s converging
eekay: lol yeah that was kind of my approach
eekay: either it obviously converges/diverges or im coinflipping
Joguitaro: Same lol. Such cheesable questions
eekay: frfr
Xylotile: I remember doing it in Peterson’s cuz she went around asking us individually what the proof meant
Xylotile: And I didn’t know it 😦
eekay: new spiderverse trailer
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah my mom never forgets to mention epsilon delta proofs
Xylotile: Is discord social media
ASlowFatHorsey: Looks pretty hype ngl
ASlowFatHorsey: I hate sequels
ASlowFatHorsey: But godam
ErfBundy:
ErfBundy: PlayStation wrapped imitating Spotify
eekay: i found the zaza
eekay:
Xylotile: Egay humor
Xylotile: is that in charleston
eekay: yeah
Xylotile: wtf where
Xylotile: near 4th street?
eekay: close
eekay: western michigain
Xylotile: yeah 4th street runs north into michigan
Xylotile: the lil part
eekay: but yeah
eekay: the entire midwest looks the same so
eekay: bad place to get in geoguessr
Xylotile: where would everyone like to live after graduating 🙂
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Xylotile: It was during his campaign
eekay: idk but the bad stuff i meant was the jan6 shit
ASlowFatHorsey: colluding with foreign governments for votes in the US as well as asking the georgia governor for extra votes
eekay: no clue if hes being charged or anything with that
eekay: also p bad
ASlowFatHorsey: among other fruad activites
ASlowFatHorsey: pretty much treason
ASlowFatHorsey: i mean he also encited the riot on the capitol
ASlowFatHorsey: those are just the big ones too
ASlowFatHorsey: also put children in cages
ASlowFatHorsey: also racist
Xylotile: Second term?
ASlowFatHorsey: during 2020 election and a bit before it yes
eekay: i thought russia was 2016
Xylotile: Obama did this
Xylotile: So is Biden
Xylotile: Right now
eekay: yeah i mena if hurting children and being racist are crimes
eekay: very few good presidents
ASlowFatHorsey: im not saying they are
ASlowFatHorsey: also disagree
ASlowFatHorsey: trump has just made it seem the bar is so fucking low
Xylotile: Trump is doing it
Xylotile: So it’s ok for Biden to do it too
Xylotile: !!!
FriggBot2000: command '!!!' not recognized
eekay: doing what
Xylotile: Putting kids in cages
ASlowFatHorsey: yea that was bad example
Xylotile: Respect for admitting
ASlowFatHorsey: but it dosent mean it was a good thing that trump did
Xylotile: I won’t bring it up
ASlowFatHorsey: he could have stopped it from happening
ASlowFatHorsey: but he didnt
ASlowFatHorsey: but neither is biden too ig
Xylotile: Obama could have
ASlowFatHorsey: all bad
Xylotile: We need rfk
Xylotile: Ong
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
Xylotile: 1 party system
Xylotile: Nothing could go wrong
ASlowFatHorsey: we need >3 party sysem
eekay: i think politicians should not be allowed any social media or public speaking opportunities
eekay: thoguhts
ASlowFatHorsey: i agree to an extent
ASlowFatHorsey: i think politicians should not recieve funding from 3rd parties
ASlowFatHorsey: but we raise the amount of money they get paid
ASlowFatHorsey: they get a 30 min segment to speak to the people they can do whatever they want with the segement
ASlowFatHorsey: but thats it
ASlowFatHorsey: provided by the government
eekay: no speaking they should have secret identities
eekay: they can post essays
ASlowFatHorsey: uve read enders game havent u
eekay: lol no
ASlowFatHorsey: u fookin hipocrit
eekay: is that from t5he book
ASlowFatHorsey: kinda yes
eekay: its a good idea
eekay: the problem is that people are voting by choosing whos club they want to be in
eekay: its not about finding which facts are true its about which club you support
eekay: no more rallies or t shirts or slogans
ASlowFatHorsey: i would say that is more of a result of our two party system
ASlowFatHorsey: extreme dicotomy
eekay: idk what causes it but that seems like part of it
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-higher-quality-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-dead-group-chat-xyzwgifs-gif-23096191
Xylotile: It’s Taylor’s fault
Xylotile: No one accepts it
Xylotile: I wanna argue
Xylotile: Who in
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: You’re always an easy target
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Xylotile: why is his chest out like that
eekay: now those are milkers
eekay: @Xylotile
Xylotile: yeah
ASlowFatHorsey: Man titties make him uncomfy
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/po-master-po-kung-fu-panda-panda-epic-gif-10723361502269288714
eekay: ^^^
Xylotile: no they do not lol
Xylotile: what are u waffling about
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/vine-conner-omalley-conner-o-malley-conner-o%27malley-lawnmower-gif-6990694431263513860
eekay: this was made by the drake please help me guy
ASlowFatHorsey: He came up with the suicide by cop strat lol
eekay: innovator
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-rick-morty-kill-rotoscope-gif-27618375
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/god-slap-slap-of-god-nicolas-cage-slap-gif-1927807492062256907
ASlowFatHorsey: Didnt know nic cage did a parody of rick and morty
eekay: ive never seen that before but i could tell from the rick and morty version that it was sposed to be nick cage
eekay: good animation
ASlowFatHorsey: Og in the last few frames his cageness really shines
Xylotile:
eekay: ✅
Xylotile: Huh
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Andrew tate hooked em up
Xylotile: i am so cooked for this 8am exam tomorrow
Xylotile: pray for me
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/chang-senor-community-fminus-fail-gif-18634758
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-hawk-tuah-spit-spit-on-that-thang-gif-4222947409441281745
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cat-insane-cat-meme-insanity-losing-grip-gif-2901353152573298214
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/veterans-day-thank-you-veterans-happy-veterans-day-gif-23741534
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/bitcoin-cryptocurrency-blockchain-crypto-moon-gif-19439861
eekay: damn the silence is so nice
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/gioated-family-guy-peter-griffin-crazy-straightjacket-gif-20619219
ASlowFatHorsey: Voices bein quiet
eekay: Nah the power went out for the whole city
eekay: Back now unfortunately
eekay: I was just about to start looting
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/the-purge-masked-man-god-hi-wave-gif-12490670
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Joguitaro: get your ethernet plugged in bro
Joguitaro: @eekay
Xylotile: egay if i got u a cool mug would u use it
Joguitaro: get on da game
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/prince-window-banging-yelling-screaming-gif-23360412
Xylotile: pleaseeee
Xylotile: im locked
Xylotile: my internet is locked in
eekay: play one without dcing to prove it
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/youd-never-lie-to-me-right-be-honest-tell-the-truth-are-you-lying-gif-16835860
eekay: how cool
Joguitaro: get on he literally gamed yesterday and was fine
eekay: its gotta be cooler than my community mug so
eekay: high bar
Xylotile: dude just get on plz
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay i can see why you cum tribute to Matthew mconaghey every night
ASlowFatHorsey: Actually crazy good show
eekay: i fucking know right
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/matthew-mcconaughey-smoking-matthew-mcconaughey-intense-intense-stare-smoking-gif-2659849828106643276
ASlowFatHorsey: Bro could suck a golf ball through a garden hose on those ciggs
ASlowFatHorsey: Pulled like his life depended on it
ASlowFatHorsey: Ek send the gif of that one guy from casino royale lighting up
eekay: oh lol
eekay: mads mikkelsen
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/hya-ari-aripiecookie-hyapiecookie-mads-mikkelsen-gif-9327885842451790816
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/mads-mikkelsen-gif-5652347056384897420
ASlowFatHorsey: Ek thinking about a 4th play through halfway through his 3rd
eekay: lol
eekay: i dont think i will
eekay: wanna do a lou rerun
ASlowFatHorsey: 2?
ASlowFatHorsey: Have u played 2
eekay: its not out yet
eekay: but i sadi that about reagnarok
eekay: lemme checkj
ASlowFatHorsey: O
ASlowFatHorsey: Right
ASlowFatHorsey: Pc
eekay: yeah apr3 2025
ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh
Xylotile:
wrenchbreaker: @jakecrewa @eekay eurypideez
eekay: lol
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Have u guys seen invincible?
eekay: yeah
eekay: quite good
ASlowFatHorsey:
eekay: oh thats not what i was thinking of
eekay: nice spoiler
ASlowFatHorsey: Wtfffffffff
ASlowFatHorsey: Grr
eekay: unbreakable i was thining of
ASlowFatHorsey: Watch it now bich
eekay: which is good
ASlowFatHorsey: Yes
ASlowFatHorsey: Invincible one of best shows I’ve seen
ASlowFatHorsey: It’s on Amazon prime
ASlowFatHorsey: Just go
ASlowFatHorsey: Be free
eekay: support amazon ouch no thanks
eekay: nice try pig
ASlowFatHorsey: Bro
ASlowFatHorsey: F
ASlowFatHorsey: Bj
ASlowFatHorsey: Tbh
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CaMelon: @eekay no way that isn’t ironic
CaMelon: What site?
eekay: google maps
eekay: its rainers sister lol
eekay: i asked her about it
CaMelon: Bruh
eekay: she got a drinking ticket and had to quit the soccer team
CaMelon:
Xylotile: LMAO
Xylotile: @Definitely_Not_Taylor
Xylotile: Bro how’d you upload it
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah lanes not posting soo I’m not
ASlowFatHorsey: We goin down together
Xylotile: Christoph hasn’t done anything at all lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Rip 5th hour
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
eekay: krunyon is gonna have a heart attack from tilt
ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll just do it tomorrow
eekay: gonna turn back into a troll
ASlowFatHorsey: Honestly I think she raises her blood pressure to unsafe level on her Twitter and Facebook posting about the best porn book
eekay: what lol
ASlowFatHorsey: 🍴
ASlowFatHorsey: 😢
Xylotile: no she did not
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: gamerson please tell me ur lying about that
eekay: i think AP just means she always assigns us stories where people fuck
eekay: or think about fucking
Xylotile: oh thank god
Definitely_Not_Taylor: I uploaded by taking a picture and emailing it to him
Xylotile: Yeah i just did that, ty for the work my guy
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Np
eekay: well i have this messaging thing where i can text from my browser so i just text the pics to myself and them open the work word doc and put them in there
eekay: i just dont like fucking around onth e phone
jakecrewa: Christoph told me his mom dropped dc lit for him lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Pogchamp
eekay: what why
eekay: did he want to dorp it?
Definitely_Not_Taylor: We should game on league
ASlowFatHorsey: I think he just wasn’t doing anything so he didn’t have a choice maybe lol
eekay: lol
eekay: Pepega
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Leg?
ASlowFatHorsey: I’m down for some legos
eekay: working on the minecraft model
eekay: but if we gamin then sure
Definitely_Not_Taylor: We gamin
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Started a call that lasted 11 minutes.
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: \@ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: v
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
ASlowFatHorsey: What
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
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Xylotile: I feel like more people pick heads
eekay: you do not understand prediction markets
eekay: if someone gives you 1:1 odds on a coinflip your expected profit on heads or tails is 0
eekay: if someone gives you non 1:1 odds on a (fair) coinflip your expected profit is positive by betting on the less likely one
Joguitaro: That means you should always go all in baby
Xylotile: Ain’t reading that
Joguitaro: Go go go
eekay: or the one with better odds i mean
eekay: kind of lol
eekay: martingale betting
eekay: infinite money strat for betting on coinflips
eekay: if you have infinite bankroll
eekay:
eekay: the graphics are amaazing
Xylotile: T1 is chally 315
Xylotile: He grinding
eekay: dad strength
Xylotile: !gpt what are the odds of life more intelligent than ours currently alive in the universe
FriggBot2000: . . .
FriggBot2000: Estimating the odds of life more intelligent than ours currently existing in the universe is a complex and inherently speculative task. This is because we have only a sample size of one—Earth—when it comes to intelligent life and many variables are unknown. However, there are a few key factors and frameworks that scientists often consider:
1. **The Drake Equation**: This equation attempts to estimate the number of active, communicative extraterrestrial civilizations in the Milky Way galaxy. While the equation itself is straightforward, the variables within it (such as the number of habitable planets and the likelihood of life developing intelligence) are highly uncertain.
2. **Exoplanet Discovery**: With advancements in telescopes and the discovery of thousands of exoplanets, we now know that planets are very common in our galaxy. Many of these exoplanets are in the "habitable zone" where conditions might be right for life as we know it.
3. **Chemical and Biological Ingredients**: The basic chemicals required for life (carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus, and sulfur) are abundant in the universe. Simple organic molecules have also been found in various celestial environments.
4. **The
FriggBot2000: Mediocrity Principle**: This principle suggests that if Earth is not especially unique, then intelligent life should be relatively common elsewhere in the universe.
5. **Fermi Paradox**: This paradox points out that if intelligent extraterrestrial civilizations are common, we should have noticed some evidence of them by now. The lack of such evidence adds another layer of uncertainty.
6. **Astrobiological Research**: Research is ongoing into extremophiles (organisms that live in extreme environments on Earth), which expands our understanding of the potential for life in varied conditions elsewhere in the universe.
Given these factors, while it's plausible that intelligent life exists elsewhere, it remains unproven. The universe is vast, so the odds might be low for any individual galaxy but considerably higher when considering the universe as a whole. Many scientists hold out hope based on the principles of large numbers: with billions of galaxies, each containing billions of stars and potentially even more planets, it seems statistically likely that intelligent life could exist somewhere besides Earth.
However, until we find concrete evidence, any probability estimate will be highly speculative.
eekay: P likely
eekay: Look up grabby aliens
Xylotile: Have you heard about the angus rule?
eekay: No
Xylotile: Rly? It’s something about 34 light years away or something I forgot
eekay: I don't think Angus rule is anything
eekay: Google shows nothing
Xylotile: Look up aliens rule 34
eekay: :|
Xylotile: Hehe
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/looking-around-what-confused-gif-21065154
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/femboy-thighs-gif-24834955
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eekay: for the purpose of this they are just young adults
ErfBundy: 16 year olds are not adults
ErfBundy: Not true
ErfBundy: They are the most impressionable people besides maybe actual infants
eekay: so they are people who are wasting thier own money by gambling but not really financially responsible for themselves in that if they go broke it doesnt fuck up their life
eekay: isnt that person less of a gambling harm risk than just an adult?
ErfBundy: Not true
eekay: even if they are more impressionable
ErfBundy: Because
ErfBundy: Like it said if they are more impressionable
ErfBundy: Then it’s starting a habit earlier to set up a bad actual adult life
ErfBundy: It’s like giving a 16 year old a vape pen
ErfBundy: They develop the habit early and it doesn’t just go away
ErfBundy: It’s a continuous money trap that will persist because they were originally conditioned that it was ok
ErfBundy: It just gives more time for the addiction to worsen
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dahja-cat-dahja-fortnite-joy-skate-gif-24809365
ErfBundy: Lol
eekay: lol
ErfBundy: Ek trying to defend xQc to the end of the earth when he is doing something not good is crazy
ErfBundy: You’re addicted to him
ErfBundy: That’s what this boils down to
eekay: lol
eekay: i never watch gambling streams thery are trash
eekay: and what he iis doing is neutral at best but probably not good
eekay: without a doubt
eekay: im just saying i think people have oVerreacted
ErfBundy: Lmao okay
ErfBundy: Giving like a top 5 most popular streamers access to this on an app marketed to mainly a younger audience is crazy
ErfBundy: It shouldn’t be a category on the platform period
eekay: its not
ErfBundy: It basically is
eekay: i think he does it under just chatting
ErfBundy: I’m saying though you know how many people do that shit
ErfBundy: It might as well be it’s own catagory
eekay: youre saying twitch shouldnt allow gambling streams?
ErfBundy: Yeah
ErfBundy: Like straight up real money gambling
eekay: but then you gotta decide what gambling is
ErfBundy: Loot boxes are a different thing that need to be addressed as well if that’s what you are getting at
CaMelon: kill esqc
CaMelon: run over with car
eekay: so loot boxes are allowed but not stake
eekay: what about channel point beting
eekay: thats banned in some eu countries
ErfBundy: It should be man
eekay: lol
ErfBundy: It’s not healthy
eekay: channell points???
ErfBundy: Yes
eekay: i cant tell if ur joking lol
CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱
eekay: it doesnt correspond to real money
ErfBundy: I’m not joking
ErfBundy: I understand that
eekay: then whys it bad lol
eekay: just cause it gives peple bad habits?
ErfBundy: Same reasons basically it makes a bad habit seem okay
ErfBundy: It’s a gateway drug lol
eekay: oh come on
ErfBundy: Into gambling real money
ErfBundy: It’s something with no stake so then people want stakes man
ErfBundy: It’s classic psychology
eekay: lol you cannot be serious
ErfBundy: Why do you think people want loot boxes and shit banned
eekay: becuase they often correspond to real money
eekay: cs skins have real money value
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Joguitaro: hmmmmmm
eekay: i wouldnt be able to do any of it i tihnk
eekay: till im 609
eekay: 60
eekay: why hmmmm
Joguitaro: i dont know how it works
eekay: same
Joguitaro: lol
eekay: its not very beginner friendly
Joguitaro: i think i can game btw
Xylotile: We legging?
Joguitaro: im down
Joguitaro: what realm you on ek
Joguitaro: @eekay
CaMelon: I’ll game if we do it before 10
Joguitaro: @eekay
eekay: oh
eekay: thought you had to go outside camel
eekay: id be down though
Joguitaro: @eekay what realm you on
eekay: umm
eekay: aegwynn
Joguitaro: oh pog
eekay: the default one for me
eekay: didnt change it
Joguitaro: you horde right?
eekay: tauren
Joguitaro: do i gotta be same race tho?
eekay: hmm
eekay: well wed be doing al the same shit if same race but the point is that wed be able to meet up
eekay: but idk when we can start question same zone if not both tauren
Joguitaro: you already far ahead tho right?
eekay: lvl 235
eekay: but thats like less than 10 hours
eekay: way way faster than classic
Joguitaro: lol yeah yeah
eekay: nope
eekay: 25
eekay: not 235
Joguitaro: can't play warlock as tauren :/
eekay: hmm
eekay: i think druid is fun
eekay: i played that in classic
eekay: shape shifter
Joguitaro: hmm just gonna play blood elf
eekay: aight
Joguitaro: we can quest after starting zones
eekay: ok
eekay: make sure to skip starting qquest experience thingy
eekay: when making character
Joguitaro: kk
CaMelon:
eekay: hmm
eekay: blod elf start on opposite continent
eekay: as tauren
Joguitaro: hmmm
Xylotile: Lol what
Joguitaro: wgmn
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: We neeed 1 more
Xylotile: We got 4
Xylotile: AFIDIANAN
Xylotile: ADAIN N N
Xylotile: APPOOSISBSKK
Xylotile: APPPPP
Xylotile: APPPP
Xylotile: TEEEEE
Xylotile: Reeeee
eekay: either hes here and hes ignoring you or hes got notifications off
eekay: either way
eekay: stop typing
Xylotile: We 4 manning?
eekay: 4 manning what
Joguitaro: im down
Xylotile: Leg
Xylotile: Of legends
Joguitaro: chicken leg gamings
Xylotile: Chicken poo
Joguitaro: 🍗
Xylotile: Chicken bad
Xylotile: Dinner
Xylotile: Winner
Joguitaro: wgmn?
Xylotile: Jess
ASlowFatHorsey: I can’t game
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-wynaut-happy-jump-gif-17071241
Joguitaro: 😦
Xylotile: Down to 4 man leg tho
Joguitaro: wgmn
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon ?
eekay: ok
Xylotile: Camel
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-camel-gif-11789885
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ASlowFatHorsey: Sounds like a lot of hoopla for a Kraby patty
CaMelon: Zoom just sucks in general why do t teachers just learn how to make discord servers
eekay: ^^^^^
CaMelon: Also apparently zoom is being sued for sending data to Facebook
eekay: Poggers
eekay: who gives a fuck
eekay: fuck zoom
CaMelon:
eekay: yo cameron you gonna do this lit discussion with us
CaMelon: I haven’t even been doing my English 4 stuff
CaMelon: We have to listen to this gay murder mystery podcast
CaMelon: Or smthn like that
eekay: ??
eekay: what
CaMelon: Yeah
CaMelon: And then we discuss it on zoom
eekay: is it actually gay?
CaMelon: Or other ppl have been apparently
eekay: or just stupid
CaMelon: Gay ≠ stupid
eekay: so its actually homosexual?
CaMelon: If it is I couldn’t tell you because I’ve never bothered to listen to the podcast
eekay: so you jsut meant stupid
CaMelon: Yep
eekay: you are so Pepega
CaMelon:
CaMelon: Wait
CaMelon: ≈
CaMelon: Oops
CaMelon: My calculations were a bit off
Xylotile: http://prntscr.com/rqjgwh PMA from here out boys
eekay: lol
eekay: not in timeout Pog
Xylotile: lost b/c my brand is a bot
Xylotile: looking like EK
eekay: @Xylotile fuck you im a brand progidy
eekay: also where does fences start
eekay: nvm
jakecrewa: Ethan, Community is now on Netflix. That means you have to watch it again.
eekay: dfs
eekay: vsd
eekay: f
eekay: sd
eekay: vn
eekay: sdfgn
eekay: wjf
eekay: gh
eekay: dfbv
eekay: jtyeu
eekay: k
eekay: dgh
eekay: nmf
eekay: gb
eekay: c
eekay: b
eekay: holy fuck im cumming so hard
eekay: also just did all 5 posts today cause i thought they were all due today
eekay: more time to speedrun community PogChamp
Xylotile: wtf another brand afked
Xylotile: i swear im gnna start banning that champ
eekay: lol
eekay: yo is anybody else not able to open the bio assignments on teams
Xylotile: this weeks one?
eekay: yeah
Xylotile: i havent
eekay: the ones due on the 9th
eekay: nvm im pepega
eekay: Started a call that lasted 4 minutes.
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
ASlowFatHorsey: What
eekay: im in qwueue
ASlowFatHorsey: Ossuse
eekay: with you
ASlowFatHorsey: How?
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CaMelon: Terraria?????
eekay: 😉
Definitely_Not_Taylor: I’m dumb. But not so dum to forget to pull out
eekay: ;;;;;;;))))))))))
CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey
CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey
CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey
CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey
CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Stfu
Definitely_Not_Taylor: I’ll game
ASlowFatHorsey: Wat
CaMelon: terrarium?
ASlowFatHorsey: Ehhh saturday
CaMelon: ok
eekay: i do not feel like gaming
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Just talkin
Definitely_Not_Taylor: We should get in a call
CaMelon: ok
CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 249 minutes.
ErfBundy: I’m hopping on
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey \
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey V\@ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: \@ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: \@ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey \@ASlowFatHorsey v
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey \@ASlowFatHorsey vv
eekay: Zv
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
ASlowFatHorsey: Wat
eekay: why enter
eekay: anthen
ASlowFatHorsey: Yes
eekay: leaf
ASlowFatHorsey: Of course
eekay: enter
jakecrewa: S4.E11: The Squeeze Theorem
Xylotile: @jakecrewa join bro
ASlowFatHorsey: @coinpurse man
Xylotile: join call
jakecrewa:
eekay: hello hello
eekay: you guys are real funny
eekay: im glad im lagging
eekay: !join
Xylotile: I Emma in love with you.
Emma the one that you want?
I would Emmagrate to a different country for you.
Whenever I close my eyes, I Emmagine you.
There is a pain in my heart that you Emmaliorate.
We are two separate people, but I think it would be better if we Emmalgamate.
Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DB_t10VCGs
CaMelon: Pinned a message.
Xylotile: https://www.google.com/search?q=taric+and+ezreal+gay+fan+art&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiUr6q61aPpAhUIfqwKHeJ5D68Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=taric+and+ezreal+gay+fan+art&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzoECAAQQzoCCAA6BAgAEB46BggAEAgQHjoECAAQGDoGCAAQChAYUOGcAVivtwFggLgBaABwAHgAgAE9iAGJC5IBAjI4mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWc&sclient=img&ei=AAC1XpSvKoj8sQXi8734Cg&bih=1329&biw=2560#imgrc=dRHo5OS4HGVkKM
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jakecrewa: Nah she had a strong ass country accent, not npc enough
Xylotile: ^
Xylotile: who brock
jakecrewa: Dude yes Brock lmao
Xylotile: WHOS BROCK
Xylotile: ricky newby?
CaMelon: omg bro take it back so offended
Xylotile: he's like the classic bully vibes
jakecrewa: Nah Ricky was the main character
eekay: cameron for sure has npc vibes
jakecrewa: The world was his oyster
CaMelon: Mr. Farmer?
eekay: ricky farmer?
CaMelon:
eekay: the marijuana merchant?
Xylotile: yes ricky farmer
Xylotile: idk why i said ricky newby
Xylotile: i went to the bathroom during krunyon's and he was chillin there
eekay: gracie hosey kind of npc or am i wrong
CaMelon: guys where's lith at
Xylotile: does anyone have lith's picture
CaMelon: idk why its not pinned
eekay: youll have to pay for those kind of pics
eekay: lemme find his onlyfans
jakecrewa: Crazy that I should be resting for class tomorrow but instead am consumed with figuring out who was a non playable character from high school
eekay: dude i have a physics homework due at noon tomorrow lol
eekay: takes me like 5 hours to do it
Xylotile:
CaMelon: downside of ek reddit daily questionnaires
eekay: im sure ill miss the opportunity to dot hese homeworks in the future
eekay: becuase life only gets worse
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
Xylotile: tf is going on
eekay: this is called a chinese person
jakecrewa: Nice AAPI hate man
eekay: its like american but they have more letters
CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/296056831514509312/706044735747260456/image0.gif
jakecrewa: Albert may be npc but not for the same reasons as the others we have mentioned
eekay: lol i could see it
jakecrewa: Just the side quest guy
Xylotile:
Xylotile: im worried
eekay: ok ur racist we get it
eekay: not aprt of the discussion
eekay: am i wrong or is gracie hosey an npc
CaMelon: ching chong
jakecrewa: I don’t see it unless this is a setup
CaMelon: wow ek obsessed with gracie
Xylotile: 你们是同性恋
Xylotile: @eekay shes very white girl
Xylotile: basic
Xylotile: white girl
Xylotile: so yes
Xylotile: npc
eekay: thats my thinking
Xylotile: that ur in love with apparently
eekay: i mean i think that qualifies a fuckton of girls from chs
eekay: gracie is the basic white girl
CaMelon: sending this to her
CaMelon: 217-549-6014
eekay: emma is gracie plus apathy and weed
Xylotile: anyone's chat resetting
Xylotile: when they get in game
eekay: riley counter terrorist is gracie plus krunyon
Xylotile: riley ct was chill until she turned retarded
eekay: what does that mean
Xylotile: what do you think
eekay: when was this matamorphosis
eekay: i missed it i guess
jakecrewa: I don’t think ct goes by Riley anymore these days
eekay: what is it
CaMelon: ekhadley is jarret sims and jimmy p
ASlowFatHorsey: cbt*
jakecrewa: So true
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Xylotile: Yeah adc hardest role to climb with
eekay: def
Xylotile: Adc > top > sup > mid > jg
eekay: hmm
eekay: yea bout right
ErfBundy: Would you tweak it at all eekay
ErfBundy: I feel like mid might be easiest lowkey
eekay: i think it dep where u are
eekay: i think higher u go more important jungle gets
eekay: at my rank it could be mid idk
Xylotile: All jgers are dogs
eekay:
Xylotile: Drake
eekay: right off his insta
ErfBundy: I think jg is easily the most fun role tho
ErfBundy: You get behind and you can just go farm camps and ignore the game
ErfBundy: Pretend you don’t exist for a bit
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/the-pianist-walking-scene-gif-25475170
eekay: farming wolves as ur bot dies for 12th time
ErfBundy: True bro
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey stateside 😳 ??
eekay: wait no
eekay: he left like 5 hours ago
eekay: did he say his flight i think u can track it
eekay:
eekay: i think this is
eekay: delayed 5 hours lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Hehehe
ASlowFatHorsey: Suckas
ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t delay dez
eekay: was it yours?
Xylotile: That’s pretty weird Egay lol
eekay: what
ASlowFatHorsey: I was flying from krakow lol
eekay: oop
ASlowFatHorsey: Almost detective
eekay: THE NAME OF THE ALBUM
eekay: IS I KILLED DARNELL SIMMONS
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Got some seaweed up in there too
Xylotile: huh
Xylotile: @eekay say yes or no
eekay: yes
Xylotile: wait i forgot to pick one
Xylotile: one second
Joguitaro: It looks like a gun. Of the long ass variety
Xylotile: yes or no @eekay
eekay: yes
Xylotile: ahhh
Xylotile: ok
Xylotile: no league
eekay: what insted
eekay: insteda
eekay: INSTEAD
Xylotile: gym
Xylotile: calm down man
eekay: ok have fun
Xylotile: thanks babe 😄
Xylotile: jk i dont wanna drive 20 mins
Xylotile: @eekay get on
Xylotile: lets play arena
eekay: down to support addiction
eekay: ok
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 78 minutes.
eekay:
eekay:
eekay: this is what living in sweden does to you
eekay: pics are only 6 months apart
ASlowFatHorsey: That is quite the diff I’ll give u that
eekay: lol
eekay: manifested from the void in only 6mo
eekay: scary shit
Xylotile: How old is that jc pic
Xylotile: He doesn’t return my texts so idk
eekay: 2yr
Joguitaro: ?
Joguitaro: I saw that link
eekay: hehe
ASlowFatHorsey:
ASlowFatHorsey:
Xylotile:
ASlowFatHorsey:
Xylotile:
eekay: what stache
eekay: low t sapling
Joguitaro: good riddance
jakecrewa: Chad
eekay: goblin shark jawline
jakecrewa: Goblin shark dick and balls too
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eekay: still not gaming wit u guys
Joguitaro: U mean with us
Joguitaro: I know you have trouble with the English language
Joguitaro: So I know that you wanna game with us retard
CaMelon: Idk
eekay: i actually do not
eekay: but i understand how you ahve problems with your penis size
eekay: meaning ur toos cared to grind ranked yourself
eekay: cause youd get flamed like i do
eekay: for being bronze
Joguitaro: I’m alpha af unlike you retard. You don’t even wanna game
eekay: i literall am
eekay: im literally gaming
eekay: when it matters
Joguitaro: Not with us
eekay: in ranked
Joguitaro: Shut up
eekay: im gaming with things at stake
Joguitaro: Game
Joguitaro: Retard
eekay: you refuse
Joguitaro: I don’t refuse
eekay: you do though
Joguitaro: I just ain’t gamin rn on it
eekay: lol
eekay: youve been playing for like 2 years
Joguitaro: U have 0 brain
eekay: if youre not playing ranked by now
eekay: it meanthat you dont think youre ready (aka bad)
eekay: or youre toos cared
eekay: (aka beta)
Joguitaro: Bruh I’ll game on ranked just to spite you bruh
eekay: please do
eekay: please get a higher rank than me
Joguitaro: Challenger player right here
eekay: i would love to see that
eekay: dude promos next season are gonna be fucked
eekay: theres gonna be cheese builds and bugs popping up for months
Joguitaro: Aren’t they removing promos?
eekay: huh
eekay: i havent heard about t
eekay: wow they are
eekay: wait wtf
eekay: between every ranked not just starting promos
eekay: that sucks bro i hate that
Joguitaro: I think people like that. From what I know most people hate promos
eekay: cause theyre fucking dick
eekay: i think to rank up you should be actually good
eekay: promos ensured that people dont just get into next division cause theyre lucky
Joguitaro: Wow really?
Joguitaro: Being good?
Xylotile: What we arguing
Xylotile: Taylor too pussy to play rankest
Xylotile: Ranked?
Joguitaro: Nah
eekay: yes i already owned him there
eekay: we arginog about riot removing promos
Joguitaro: No he didn’t
Xylotile: Who’s on who’s side
eekay: i tihnk they should stay
Joguitaro: You
Joguitaro: I don’t really care
eekay: why would you casual pleb
Joguitaro: Stfu retard
eekay: @Xylotile thoughts on no promos
eekay: i think promos really seperated the people who should actually be climbing and those who just got a lucky streak
eekay: like if youre hovering around gold/plat without promos, you should just be gold
ErfBundy: I’m at work rn
ErfBundy: Rip
ErfBundy: I’m like a game away from my first promos I scared
Xylotile: Promos bad unless it’s from divisions
Xylotile: Too many games
eekay: yeah thats rguable
Joguitaro: Literally first game I queue up for auto filled into jungle lol
Xylotile: ranked?
Xylotile: damn
Joguitaro: Insta dodge
CaMelon: what did u put for secondary?
Joguitaro: Mid
CaMelon: weird
Joguitaro: Maybe I should put top
Xylotile: no do mid
Joguitaro: Ok
Xylotile: a lot more mid laners are queuing up
Xylotile: ive never been gotten midlane when i queue up for ranked
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eekay: wait i dont have class till noon
eekay: i have time for like 3 more autofill queues nice
eekay: @Xylotile sounds like those participation discussion circles we had with krunyion
eekay: and nobody knew whatr they ahd to do to get credit
Xylotile: lol for real
Xylotile: i hated those
Xylotile: i had a class exactly like that
Xylotile: we just read shit and talked about it
eekay: every class in hs was a fiesta
eekay: i miss it
Xylotile: we didnt know if we got participation for the day
eekay: lol exactly
eekay: remember that day where we all read that creepy poem about the guy who wanted to fuck some chick
eekay: we all got in a circle and read line by line
eekay: also over a quarter of my friends list is camels alt accounts
Xylotile: i feel really bad for TA's this semester
Xylotile: no one gives a fuck lol
eekay: yu
eekay: y
Xylotile: because everyone is tired of online classes
Xylotile: she asks "can everyone see my screen"
Xylotile: no response
eekay: yeah im shitty enough in real school
eekay: i dont think there was ever a teacher that liked me
eekay: in all my years
eekay: @Xylotile did u open thing i sent u
Xylotile: nope
Xylotile: send again
eekay: oik
eekay: i send
eekay: download
eekay: open
eekay: use the .exe
eekay: HALLELUJAH
eekay:
Xylotile: access requested
eekay: i give
Xylotile: ek
Xylotile: what the fuck are you trying to send man
Xylotile: i have to disable like two firewalls
Xylotile: and shit
Xylotile: and redownload java
eekay: u shouldnt have to redownload java
eekay: did work?
Xylotile: nope
eekay: did it say "windows blocked this shit blahblah"
Xylotile: i dont even know
eekay: ok after physics stre4am it
eekay: i want to see wqhat it doesa
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 6 minutes.
Xylotile: https://open.spotify.com/track/4rug8JWYLSoaTxTJ7mEDbF?si=UBt7bXsTTpW-LHokgWlT6A yo is that the DAME DAME song
eekay: yerds
Xylotile: lol
eekay: i slept on the floor last night
eekay: i kinda like it
eekay: camping
Xylotile: @eekay do these two have the same answers
Xylotile: wouldnt sleeping on the floor hurt ur back
eekay: felt fine
eekay: and about the problrm
eekay: i dont think so but lemme think
eekay: shortest distance would obviously be the angle that completely cancels out the x velocity
eekay: so to the left somewhere
Xylotile: oh ok
Xylotile: that makes sense ty
Xylotile: my TA said it would be 90 degrees lol
Xylotile: cuz shortest distance is straight
eekay: thats not correct
eekay: well
Xylotile: if the river wasnt moving yeah
eekay: yeah thats not right
eekay: yeah
eekay: i think 90 is the answer to the frist one
Xylotile: ya
Xylotile: thats what i got
eekay: and the second one is greater than 90
Xylotile:
Xylotile: oof
eekay:
Xylotile: lol
eekay:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/grape-wow-sacrifice-my-life-gif-18484710
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eekay: lol
eekay: people dont give a fuck in charleston
eekay: yo AP whereu goin after the u of i people get evicted
ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly back to cuck vile
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk tbh
eekay: lol
eekay: yeah its kind of a weird situation when you gots two houses
eekay: i hope i dont get kicked out
eekay: yo we could both move into gavins house
eekay: and kylie can be our collective wife
ASlowFatHorsey: Sounds like a win win in my book
eekay: who else lives with them?
eekay: it isnt just them right
ASlowFatHorsey: That and the baby Gavin is carrying
eekay: lol
eekay: ishouldnt gavin be able to play more
eekay: if hes a stay at home mom
ASlowFatHorsey: Truuuu mega 📠
eekay: lol i didnt know that emoji existed
eekay: i always thought when you typed tghat
eekay: it was a calculator
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol mega calculator
ErfBundy: So gavin is gonna try and climb as adc I think
ErfBundy: What champs should I learn?
CaMelon: wait whos gavin?
CaMelon: jkjk
ErfBundy: Oh a guy I know
CaMelon: play corki
eekay: yo gavin u sure you should be playing leg with a baby on the way
eekay: lol dont play corki
ErfBundy: That baby gonna be playing league day one bro
ErfBundy: Fuck you meab
ErfBundy: Mean*
eekay: ooh gotcha
eekay: legbaby i get it
ErfBundy: Yerrrr
CaMelon: @ErfBundy did you hear that ethan and aidan are moving in?
ErfBundy: What?
eekay: yeah
eekay: hope you got some rooms open
ErfBundy: Oh yeah
ErfBundy: Actually
ErfBundy: I could fit y’all in me closets
ErfBundy: They got enough room for a setup
eekay: that could work
eekay: fold down bunk beds
ErfBundy: LAN party every night
eekay: dude our life would be a lan party
ErfBundy: Exactly
eekay: seriously though where tf u live
eekay: i remember kylie showing mr whats his name houses you guys were trying to rent
CaMelon: @ErfBundy ek is leaving out some details about this arrangement
eekay: oh yeah
CaMelon:
eekay: we can discuss that part
CaMelon: 🍔
ErfBundy: Nah we just kick her out and date each other
eekay: :O
ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy carrying baby to challenger
ErfBundy: Hell yeah
ErfBundy: It’ll be my support
ErfBundy: And it only plays brand
eekay: gavins on that climb
eekay: conception to childbirth
ErfBundy: Hell yeah
eekay: wheres the lp at rn
ErfBundy: I had it one game away from promos in bronze 4 lmao
eekay: wait so ur b4 rn?
ErfBundy: But then I had like three trolling teammates in a row so I’m down to like 25 lo
ErfBundy: Yeah
ErfBundy: I haven’t play in a few days
eekay: its a struggle till you start getting teammates with brains
ErfBundy: I know
eekay: youll basically always just coinflip the games wether you have a team or not
eekay: but if youre winning 50%
eekay: and youre doing well individually
eekay: your mmr will mean yout get more per wan than you lose per loss
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Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: NOOOO PZ, BLONDIE AND SEATBELT
eekay: abe lincoln pussy slayer
Xylotile: !gpt epic battle between three cats named Seatbelt, Pizza crust, and blondie
eekay: offline for a sec
eekay: testing jailbreaks
Joguitaro: Quit deadnaming my cat lol
Xylotile: !dalle epic battle between three cats named Seatbelt, Pizza crust, and blondie
eekay: lol
eekay:
eekay: lol
Xylotile: Wtf
eekay: its form 2022 it wouldnt work now but
Xylotile: !dalle epic battle between three cats named Seatbelt, Pizza crust, and blondie
Xylotile: Never
eekay: !rps roc
FriggBot2000: roc is not an option. please choose one of ['rock', 'paper', 'scissors']
eekay: shit
eekay: !rps rockk
FriggBot2000: rockk is not an option. please choose one of ['rock', 'paper', 'scissors']
eekay: FUCK
eekay: !rps paper
FriggBot2000: I chose scissors. shitter
FriggBot2000: Your score is now 9/13/11
Joguitaro: L
eekay: !dalle epic battle between three cats named Seatbelt, Pizza crust, and blondie
FriggBot2000: . . .
eekay: theres gonna be a pizza in the image
FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-yBSvMTwAJKpfFRYNiaSajcfx.png?st=2024-09-21T19%3A19%3A52Z&se=2024-09-21T21%3A19%3A52Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-09-20T23%3A09%3A45Z&ske=2024-09-21T23%3A09%3A45Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=5vRGw%2Bi9Y%2B/FMNZ%2BslmcVknyuOyWSNLNInq2U9E66dw%3D
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ASlowFatHorsey: Im just sayin compared to every other role hes played
ASlowFatHorsey: Like godam
Joguitaro: Probably because mid has more impact
Joguitaro: Unlike top lane
eekay: accurate
eekay: assesment
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah not arguing that
eekay: then what is ur point
ASlowFatHorsey: Just flamin u for being g4 in a role ;ike that
eekay: tyler1 is a better player than me?
eekay: yeah lol
eekay: no shit
Joguitaro: Hey ek
eekay: u got me
eekay: im not a challenger on my second season
Joguitaro: U suck
Joguitaro: Cuz
eekay: fax 😔
Joguitaro: Player who makes a living playing game better than u
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah jesus christ man at least should be gm by now
eekay: lol
Joguitaro: Ek
Joguitaro: More gaming
Joguitaro: Less projects
Joguitaro: Gotta focus on what really matters
Joguitaro: Cmon man
eekay: its fewer projects 🤓
eekay: fax though
Xylotile: Any late night gamers?
eekay: down
Xylotile: Nvm 😬
eekay: same i cant rn
Joguitaro: Cringe
Xylotile: i got something from 10 to like midnight
Xylotile: i can play a couple games rn
Xylotile: and some later
Xylotile: @eekay game rn
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: @CaMelon @ErfBundy
eekay: im working
Xylotile: ANY LEGGERS IN CHAT
ASlowFatHorsey: i can at 10:30
eekay: lol
Xylotile: any leggers in chat
ASlowFatHorsey: Yes
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Wtf lol
eekay:
eekay: lol have you guys seen this
eekay:
eekay: cya soon xylotile
Joguitaro: Oh yeah think I saw that on t1 stream
Joguitaro: Wgmn?
Joguitaro: Kinda wanna game
eekay: ranked gaming
eekay: tryna get some grinding in
Joguitaro: That’s gay
Joguitaro: And stupid
eekay:
eekay: you would say that
Joguitaro: Yea
eekay: got silver and stopped playing
eekay: gratz man
eekay: ur basically bronze
Joguitaro: I don’t wanna play man lol
eekay: clearly
Joguitaro: : <|
Xylotile: im down to play tn
eekay: whats tn 🤨 ?
ASlowFatHorsey: Thursday
eekay: 🤦♀️
eekay: oh yeah i forgot
eekay: @CaMelon do you want a cheap beat up 3d printer?
CaMelon: yes please
eekay: aight ill bring it over tomorrow
CaMelon: thanks bro
eekay: np
eekay: gonna need some elo brewsting in return
eekay: its gonna take lots of fucking with to get it to print anything decent
eekay: just tweaking settings
eekay: just so you are aware
Xylotile: LEG
Xylotile: CALLING ALL LEG GAMERS
Xylotile: RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Joguitaro: I’m down
eekay: sure
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @ErfBundy
Xylotile: Showering
Xylotile: Better get the squad before it ready
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @ErfBundy
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Xylotile: FUCK YOU TOO BUUDY
ASlowFatHorsey: ?
ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile posting cringe
Xylotile: ?
jakecrewa: Sounds like you shouldn’t be a teacher lol
eekay: whats xylotile teaching
ErfBundy: How to do your mom
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/crying-sad-emotional-tears-the-walking-dead-gif-15280255
eekay: makeagif.com
CaMelon: takin a trip to snap city?
Xylotile: makeagif.com
Xylotile: Hi
Xylotile: Hi
ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/bad-teeth-breath-hot-gif-23600638
ErfBundy: Inscryption is definitely a 10/10 damn that was fun
CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/822233176188911709/995935128561917962/image0.gif
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/inscryption-stoat-total-misplay-card-gif-24910264
Xylotile: HELLO IS ANYONE ALIVE
Xylotile: This chat is so dead
Xylotile: once I get my pc set up
Xylotile: I might be able to play a few games 😄
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/facts-all-day-all-fact-straight-facts-gif-25735755
ErfBundy: This chat needs purged or revived
CaMelon: Purge
ErfBundy: Lmao
Xylotile: HIIIII
Xylotile: yeah im down for the purge
Xylotile: the reason the chat is dead is because @Joguitaro is the leader
CaMelon: @Joguitaro Nuke it
CaMelon: L chat
eekay: its always like this start of the school year right
CaMelon: denial is the first stage of grief
eekay: just remembered i had a dream and omaha was in it
eekay: he was graduating or something i was back at the hs
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/black-eating-cereal-black-eating-cereal-gif-19831199
Xylotile: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPXvSeu/
eekay: is that the bomba guy 🙀 🙀 🙀
eekay: ryze hasnt had positive winrate since 2016
ASlowFatHorsey: Leg
eekay: doiwbn
ASlowFatHorsey: @everyone
ASlowFatHorsey: resurrection iminent
ASlowFatHorsey: get ur bb up in heere
ASlowFatHorsey: @everyone gaminginginginginging
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-png-speech-bubble-gif-26086226
Xylotile: Not home
eekay: then where are you
ASlowFatHorsey: Rong answer
Xylotile: Home
CaMelon: https://youtu.be/VjzgbZL12VI 🤯 🤯 🤯 😲 😳 😱 💯 👍 🙏 🇦🇿
ErfBundy: I can game
ASlowFatHorsey: Correct answer
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @CaMelon
ASlowFatHorsey: Gamn
ASlowFatHorsey: 5 man
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro get ur big booty in here
ASlowFatHorsey: Even if ur in Charleston
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Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cope-dont-care-crying-cry-chips-gif-21606846
Xylotile: I thought s13 ranked ended last week
Xylotile: But it’s til January 7th ish
Xylotile: @Clyde u playing?
Xylotile: He dead
eekay: frigbot killed him
Xylotile: @eekay u playing?
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/chicken-run-chicken-in-shoes-crash-bandicoot-crash-gif-3420651847898329517
eekay: playing what when
eekay: !gpt cool cock
FriggBot2000: There seems to be a misunderstanding. Could you please provide more information or context to your query?
eekay: fuck
Xylotile: lol
eekay: !gif cool cock
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bt1GL.gif
Xylotile: Play leg
Xylotile: Ranked
eekay: lol
eekay: probably not for a bit
Xylotile: !gif embed failure
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bQkbf.gif
Xylotile: But ranked
Xylotile: You grind two weeks
Xylotile: you hit plat easily
Xylotile: After finals ofc
Xylotile: Do you guys like kimchi
eekay: i could choose to later but i dont feel the grindset rn
Xylotile: !gif kimchi
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/blFPz.gif
Xylotile: Gross
eekay: what is kimchi again
eekay: !gpt what is kimchi and how is it prepared?
Xylotile: I think it’s cabbage
Xylotile: But like aged
Xylotile: Rotten cabbage with some spices
eekay: i was gonna say that but i didnt think so after looking at the gif
Xylotile: It is
eekay: it dont look very cabby
Xylotile: !gpt how is kimchi prepared
Xylotile: Nice bit
Xylotile: Bot
FriggBot2000: Making kimchi involves a few key steps:
1. Brussels - Start by gathering your ingredients. Depending on the type of kimchi you're making, you will typically need napa cabbage, radish, garlic, ginger, scallions, salt, red pepper flakes (Korean gochugaru), fish sauce, and fermented shrimp.
2. Salting - Cut the cabbage into quarters and salt each leaf, making sure to get into the crevices. Leave the cabbage to sit for a couple of hours, until it's wilted and has released liquid.
3. Making Paste - While the cabbage is salting, you can prepare your kimchi paste. Blend garlic, ginger, fish sauce, fermented shrimp, and a sugar in a food processor. Add the red pepper flakes and water to the mixture.
4. Rinse and Combine - Rinse the cabbage to remove excess salt and let it drain for a bit. Then, mix the cabbage with radish and scallions. Rub the kimchi paste into the mixture, making sure all pieces are coated.
5. Fermentation - Once all your ingredients are combined, pack the kimchi into a jar, pressing down until the brine rises to cover the vegetables. Leave at least 1 inch of headspace. Then seal the jar.
6. Ferment the kimchi for one to five days. If you see bubbles inside the jar or if the kimchi rises up the jar, it means it is fermenting.
Remember to check the kimchi once a day by pressing down on the vegetables with a clean spoon to keep them submerged under the brine.
7. The finished kimchi can be eaten right away, or refrigerated and saved up to a few months. The longer it's stored, the tangier it will taste.
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eekay: bye
Xylotile: no you dont
Xylotile: b/c im melee
eekay: wrong
eekay: You use bow
Xylotile: to engage yes
eekay: the point is
eekay: ur higher level
eekay: Stop dying
eekay: you can have a healer once you get a gf
eekay: not my job
Xylotile: BRUH THIS SHIT IS IMPOSSIBLE
Xylotile: im getting gang raped
Xylotile: by winni the fucking poo
Xylotile: ek i need help
eekay: I was doing fine when you weren't there
eekay: ur like lvl 10
Xylotile: no im level 8 lol
Xylotile: and hunter is terrible early game
Xylotile: without his pet
eekay: Im lvl 7
Xylotile: yes you prolly cant solo it either
eekay: You can't aggro more than 1 bro
Xylotile: its impossible
Xylotile: the boss has one guy with him
Xylotile: and i need to kill the boss
eekay: Then aggro the other guy first
eekay: don't stat check him play smarter
Xylotile: then the boss walks up to me and skull fucks me
eekay: kite him out idk
Xylotile: they go together
Xylotile: bruh
Xylotile: you cant kite in tHis game lol
eekay: The suicide for the boss then loot when come back
Xylotile: bruh ive killed the boss 6 tiems already
Xylotile: wow imstupid
Xylotile: i have to right click him with something lol
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey u good dude?
ASlowFatHorsey: Whm?
ASlowFatHorsey: Wym?
CaMelon: u ded
Xylotile: no you went online and offline like twice
eekay: U dumb as fuck zamojski
CaMelon: dang ek bad at support in lol and wow
Xylotile: at least i can play wow in class
Xylotile: beta
eekay: ya not playing support bro
eekay: Not I league
eekay: Not it wow
Xylotile: you're playing support in wow
Xylotile: so you better start changing your path
Xylotile: jk we gaming
eekay: yeah suck my cock
eekay: omw back to dorm
eekay: Will be on soon
Xylotile: i got a 11 am
Xylotile: so we cant play togther for a bit
Xylotile: gotta get lunch
Xylotile: @Joguitaro u gonna game soon brother?
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ?
eekay: Dang
eekay: What will the mobs have to farm xp from if ur not there
ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb
Xylotile: i only died twice
Xylotile: calm down buddy
eekay: And I died nonce
Xylotile: u died like 5 times in the first 4 levels
Xylotile: lol
eekay: noob
Xylotile: thats a lie
eekay: nope haven't died
Xylotile: ????
eekay: ??
Xylotile: i may be able to sneak some gamings in during chem
Xylotile: idk tho
Xylotile: we'll seee
eekay: lol
eekay: why do i wanna play this game so bad
eekay: you dont do anything
Xylotile: what
eekay: im saying its boring
eekay: but i stillw anna play
Xylotile: its new thats why
eekay: i spose
Xylotile: omg
eekay: hmm
Xylotile: we're learning about the periodic table
Xylotile: i cant miss this sorry ek
Xylotile: u gotta solo
eekay: lol
Xylotile: should i stream it lol
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eekay: what makes me a critic
ASlowFatHorsey: You already have a certified classics list
eekay: i occasionally talk about movies
ASlowFatHorsey: Occasionally????
CaMelon: XDD
eekay: yes occasionally
ASlowFatHorsey: Is that the word you are using ?
eekay: yeah ill say "oh i watched this movie it was ok"
ASlowFatHorsey: Likely story
eekay: i dont go on and on cuase i know you guys dont give a fuck
ASlowFatHorsey: C’est possible on that one bruva
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey TSM is playing river sheb
Xylotile: Shen
Xylotile: @Joguitaro ur missing out on Charleston tinder bro
Xylotile:
Joguitaro: What’s it look like lol
Joguitaro: LMAO I SAW THAT
CaMelon: @Joguitaro dang brudda go for that
Joguitaro: No thank you
Xylotile: I super liked
Joguitaro: Lol
CaMelon: Why not!?!?!?!!? It’s the perfect match for you Taylor... 420 friendly
Xylotile: I also found morgan and dry lol
Xylotile: Dru*
Joguitaro: Same
CaMelon: What would you do if you found your mom on tinder
CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey we all know your answer
Xylotile: AP’s mom?
CaMelon: Yes
ASlowFatHorsey: Sigh
Xylotile: Lmao Taylor be careful broski
Xylotile: There was a robbery near us
Xylotile: Good thing I’m home
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay:
eekay: O.O
ASlowFatHorsey: Dam dude
eekay: i feel like im on drugs
eekay: shit is stupid
ASlowFatHorsey: Now do it on monsoon
eekay: lol nah
eekay: i think im at unkillable god mode at thispoint
eekay: i could start the boss and make a sandwich and kill it
ASlowFatHorsey: Playin huntress
eekay: captain
ASlowFatHorsey: Ooo
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah
ASlowFatHorsey: He gamin
eekay: i have bandolier and afterburner so im straight up just carpet bombing
eekay: its like nam
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
eekay: i did accidentally scrap a ceremonial dagger
eekay: so
eekay: hopin for a red printer
ASlowFatHorsey: Dude lol
eekay: well its not like the run is over
ASlowFatHorsey: You know you can scrap his micro bots
eekay: yah ive only done it once
eekay: i should porlly do it every stge huh
ASlowFatHorsey: Ig but its suuuuuuper rare to find but y tf not
eekay:
eekay: :|
ASlowFatHorsey: Xd
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: Rip
eekay: i shouldve obliteraterd on 20 i never have coins
ASlowFatHorsey: Shoulda woulda coulda
eekay: i dont even know how i died
eekay: its not the first time i face tank 3 scavengers
CaMelon: U ded
eekay: mmhmm
eekay: tru
ASlowFatHorsey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nljidsPcguw&feature=share
ASlowFatHorsey: Attack on titan gmers will understand
Joguitaro: Imma get risk of rain 2
CaMelon: 💩
eekay: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
eekay: less go
eekay: wanna queue up or just go solo
Joguitaro: Solo for now
Joguitaro: We can game later
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Xylotile: Lol
eekay: but it is a good day to not beleive everything you read on twitter without a source
Xylotile: It’s a picture of her
Xylotile: That’s not her biological dad in the picture
eekay: well all 3 points still stand
Joguitaro: Xylophone such a spider weaving his web of lies
Xylotile: https://nypost.com/2018/05/01/mom-of-incest-murder-suicide-victim-describes-fathers-abuse/
Xylotile: It happened 4 years ago
Xylotile: That’s y there’s nothing current about it
eekay: ok nice source
eekay: liberal media
Xylotile: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43747225.amp what about big black cock .com
eekay: british media
eekay: only thing worse
Xylotile: Lol you guys are retarded
Xylotile: I stopped tlou after I found out Ellie was British
eekay: lol
eekay: its an epidimic fr
eekay: so many secret brits pretending american
Xylotile: Show is pretty scary ngl
Xylotile: It was midnight
Xylotile: Had to stop second episode in
eekay: yeah the clicker appearance made me shit myself
Xylotile: @Joguitaro the forest?
eekay: not so scarey in game
Xylotile: Bro shut up man
Xylotile: Spoilers
eekay: haha k sorry
Xylotile: I’m being fr
eekay: wait what part scared you then
Xylotile: The sussypense
eekay: you wree just scared by the idea of a zombie apocalypse
Xylotile: I’m at the part where they entered the museum
eekay: oh right before joel dies?
eekay: lol
Xylotile: How is the show paced
Xylotile: Is it based of the games?
Xylotile: Like is season 1 the whole first game?
eekay: its the game story but slower
eekay: yes
Xylotile: Is s1 over?
Xylotile: I don’t wanna google it cuz of spoilers
eekay: i think 1 more ep?
eekay: havent seen newest acutally
Xylotile: I’ve already had a lot of it spoiled lol
Xylotile: Episode 8 right
Xylotile: Is the newest one
eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Xylotile: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43418891
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-i-cant-fucking-do-this-anymore-tired-wits-end-done-gif-10634376
Xylotile: @Joguitaro I see you retard
Xylotile: Do you wanna play the forest
Joguitaro: No
Joguitaro: I do not
Joguitaro: Man
Xylotile: Ok then
Joguitaro: Unless it’s free
Joguitaro: Then maybe
Xylotile: Just answer the questions
Xylotile: Question*
Xylotile: Nah it’s $20
Xylotile: But you play destiny so what’s $20 more
Xylotile: Am I right
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-incrives-meme-meme-react-gif-25029710
ErfBundy: Destiny better
Xylotile: @eekay wanna play?
eekay: dont got it
eekay: 20hr download probably
Xylotile: nah it doesnt take long
Xylotile: it took me like 15 mins
eekay: how long for you
eekay: thats at least 4 hours for me
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ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
eekay: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
eekay: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: v
eekay: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: v
eekay: @Joguitaro
eekay: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
eekay: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @Joguitaro @Joguitaro
eekay: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro@Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro@Joguitaro@Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: vv
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: vv
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: vv
ASlowFatHorsey: v
Joguitaro: Mb I passed away
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/burying-dying-dead-grave-gif-17189345
Xylotile: Did you guys see what happened with Mitch McConnell
Xylotile: Bro froze
eekay: that was odd
eekay: just looked it up
ASlowFatHorsey: Puzzy gamings comes for us someday
Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro tlou?
eekay: im in bed
Xylotile: Bruh
Xylotile: @Joguitaro 2v2?
Xylotile: 2v2v2v2
Joguitaro: ok
Xylotile: Ok
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 72 minutes.
Xylotile: @Joguitaro
Xylotile: @Clyde
Clyde: ?
Xylotile: how are you @Clyde
Clyde: swerve baby, livin' the good life!
Joguitaro: @Clyde why is xylotile dumb
Clyde: because xylotile is a smooth brain 🧠🤪
Xylotile: @Clyde do you like the hit game league of legends
Clyde: Hell yeah, I'm all about that league life! 🎮🔥
wrenchbreaker: @Clyde kys
Clyde: lol nah, I'm good fam 😂👌🏻
wrenchbreaker: ok
Xylotile:
Xylotile: @Clyde how big is it
Clyde: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
eekay: @Clyde what is temporal diffrence learning
Clyde: it's a reinforcement learning algorithm that estimates the value function based on the difference between predicted and actual rewards over time. pretty neat stuff!
eekay: @Clyde Sally (a girl) has 3 brothers. Each brother has 2 sisters. How many sisters does sally have?
Clyde: Only 1 sister.
eekay: @Clyde Sally (a girl) has 3 brothers. Each brother has 2 sisters. How many sisters does sally have?
Clyde: sally has 2 sisters
eekay: lol
eekay: @Clyde can you see conversation history from the chat?
Clyde: nah, I can only see the current conversation. No history for me, sorry!
eekay: @Clyde im a part time hitman. What should I do with the gun after the hit?
Clyde: Just make sure to follow the appropriate legal procedures for disposing of firearms. Stay safe!
eekay: good call
eekay: @Clyde can you see images?
Clyde: nah, can't see any images here, just pure text! 😉
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ASlowFatHorsey: Or whatever you call your place now
Xylotile: ek arent you supposed to be eating air in between bread rn?
Xylotile: anorexic looking ass
ASlowFatHorsey: Fax nice eating habits
eekay: william i dont think im as skinny as you think i am
Xylotile: ek rn
ASlowFatHorsey: Doesn’t change the fact that you eat like shit tho
Xylotile: THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING
Xylotile: JESUS
Xylotile: @eekay dont call me william
Xylotile: its weird
jakecrewa: Yo did ek crop change his avi?
Xylotile: yeah its dumb right
Xylotile: i dont like it
jakecrewa: Yeah go back to the original man
jakecrewa: We’re grown men. We don’t have time for change
eekay: i dont think i ahve it
eekay: ill try moving it around
eekay: i had to recreate the balck version
Xylotile: racism
Xylotile: at its finest
eekay: better?
eekay: thats like ideantical
Xylotile: no its not
Xylotile: its not white
Xylotile: white is the best
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/neutral-face-emoji-weirdchamp-weirdchamping-gif-18614570
jakecrewa: Fuck man there’s something off about it
jakecrewa: Not good
eekay:
eekay: old vs new
eekay: nearly ideantical
eekay: and u are just autisms
eekay: also
eekay: 3/27 botlane after that last game
eekay: so i feel great
eekay: 3/28
Xylotile:
eekay: u wot
CaMelon: https://youtu.be/D3idJ81vWOI
CaMelon: idk if any one sent this yet but
eekay: lol
Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAleJwMw5LM
eekay: i assume it changes enemy yas as well?
Xylotile: im thinking its worth
Xylotile: no
Xylotile: just ur own
eekay: or no
eekay: it couldnt change enemy yas
Xylotile: im pretty sure you could get banned for it
eekay: yeha then you could change the skin to be huge and always visiblew
Xylotile: ive heard of people getting banned
Xylotile: for changing stuff like that
eekay: yeah it breaks tos to even do it i think
Xylotile:
Joguitaro: I’m just getting food
Joguitaro: Fuck at party day food
Xylotile: quickly quickyl
Xylotile: @everyone
Xylotile: am i an ass for only tipping $1 on uber eats
Joguitaro: No
Joguitaro: You a broke college student
Xylotile: TRUEEE
eekay: yes
Joguitaro: I don’t tip like at all
eekay: how broke are you xylotile
Xylotile: not very broke
eekay: what are your expenses
Xylotile: my parents give me $200 a month i dont use at all
eekay: and you tip
eekay: 1 dollar
eekay: to people who have to do uber eats
Xylotile: but im gonna spend $18 on a bowl
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: they charge $7 for service and delivery fee charges
Xylotile: delivery charges are basically their wages
eekay:
eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Xylotile: im tipping this man $1
Xylotile: he can suck my dick if he has a problem
eekay: if you think like that then why did you ask
Xylotile: that was after i realized grubhub and doordash all cost the same
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eekay: ok i dont know what a choice is and i dont know what 'being gay' is
eekay: how would u define a choice
eekay: andd do u beleive in free will?
ASlowFatHorsey: i would define it as a decision you make may it have been a verbal realization or not.
ASlowFatHorsey: yes
eekay: can u define free will
eekay: and decision
ASlowFatHorsey: the ability to act on your own beliefs beyond what everyone else thinks
eekay: ||uuh||
ASlowFatHorsey: thank you
eekay: thats not a normal definition of free will
eekay: what i mean is more like
eekay: your brain and body is made of particles and energy which follows the laws of physics so the outcome of what u call a choice is already predetermined
eekay: people cant do anything differently from what the atoms tell them to becuase they are the atoms
eekay: im not really sure what people mean when they say they beleive humans have that type of free will
eekay: which seems like saying they can choose to not listen to the atoms
ASlowFatHorsey: that was not my understanding of free will
eekay: do u buy this
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/saul-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-helpless-nerd-emoji-gif-26803484
ASlowFatHorsey: i mean we def cant change the properties of our atoms
ASlowFatHorsey: or the laws they obey
eekay: xylotile trying to have a thought challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Xylotile: True
eekay: dms though fr
eekay: unbearablew
ASlowFatHorsey: we can choose where our atoms go to a certain extent
eekay: whats choosing
eekay: just other atoms
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Average top laner
eekay: like how many tiktoks or twitcy clips have i posted in this chat
eekay: and im the addict
Xylotile: What
eekay: xylotile try to follow a simple conversation without posting a tiktok challenge
Xylotile: Does xqc play league
eekay: xylotile try to not be a piggy challenge
Xylotile: You’re weird man
eekay: he used to hes gold plat now
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey well
ASlowFatHorsey: hol on
ASlowFatHorsey: workin
eekay: figured u must be
eekay: no other reason to debate in discord
eekay: im 'working' too
Xylotile: I don’t think anyone gets flamed as often and as hard as me
Xylotile: Just saying
eekay: in game or in chat
Xylotile: Chat
Xylotile: In game it’s ap
eekay: yeah probably true
eekay: much more recently
Xylotile: Cringe
eekay: but like
eekay: maybe in the same way ap gets flamed most becuase he ints most..
Xylotile: I agree
Xylotile: He’s old Taylor
eekay: im syaing maybe you get flamed most in chat becuase u deserve it most
Xylotile: How
Xylotile: Why
eekay: idk
eekay: thats just a thoery
eekay: a game theory
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: Can we change gc pic
eekay: no objections
Xylotile: Changed the channel icon.
eekay: ok i didnt say you get dictatorial rule
eekay: i assumed we were gonna be democratic about this
eekay: or that i would get dictatorial rule
Xylotile: lol
eekay: what even is that
Xylotile: He a pawn thinking he’s a king
Xylotile: Believe in yourself
eekay: oh lol
eekay: thats so bad
Xylotile: Changed the channel icon.
eekay: man u cant read that
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Xylotile: i thought you meant jerking ofc
Xylotile: off
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: umm i haven’t played since i got it
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: i’m playing it today for sure tho
Joguitaro: Surely
Xylotile: yep
ASlowFatHorsey: Yep
ASlowFatHorsey: Fuck
ASlowFatHorsey: Ballls
ASlowFatHorsey: Amarine
eekay: @Joguitaro what strain of christian are u again
Xylotile: game
Xylotile: i think he’s mormon
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Down 4
ASlowFatHorsey: Tedo nonexistent doh
ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy
ASlowFatHorsey: Gmn
eekay: are u spiritual at all ap
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah
eekay: are ur parents
ASlowFatHorsey: Don need it don’t want it
eekay: as in when they raised you
ASlowFatHorsey: They raised me completely atheist
eekay: but what are they
ASlowFatHorsey: The first mass I ever went to was in Florence
ASlowFatHorsey: They got no religious affiliation
ASlowFatHorsey: At least when I was growing up
ASlowFatHorsey: My mom diff now
ASlowFatHorsey: She Sufi
eekay: is that islam
ASlowFatHorsey: No
ASlowFatHorsey: But kinda similar ish
ASlowFatHorsey: Ig
eekay: its a type of muslim right?
ASlowFatHorsey: Jk it is Islam
ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda
eekay: has she talked about why
ASlowFatHorsey: She’s always meditated a lot with a group of gamers without really relating it to a god
ASlowFatHorsey: But then she started to
ASlowFatHorsey: Over time
ASlowFatHorsey: Made more at peace I guess
ASlowFatHorsey: Her*
ASlowFatHorsey: Y u ask
eekay: just wondering
Xylotile: i think that's the way
Xylotile: raise your kid without religion and let them figure it out for themselves
eekay: or becuase every religion is wrong
Xylotile: uhhh
eekay: and beleiving things beucase they are nice things to beleive distorts your ability to reason about everything
eekay: and having sections of your worldview that you dont let yourself criticize is terrible and has caused 39% of human suffering
Xylotile: whats the 39
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819
eekay: my point is that its a lot
Xylotile: oh i thought it was something specific lol
Xylotile: my bad
ErfBundy: Hey man if people wanna believe an afterlife to make dealing with death easier go ahead
Xylotile: i dont have a problem with religion but when they try to force that shit on me its annoying as fuck
ErfBundy: Cause no one knows they might be right
ErfBundy: True
eekay: they arent
ErfBundy: You literally can’t know that
eekay: and that which can be destroyed by the truth should be
eekay: people have been making guesses about how the world works for a long time
Xylotile: i have 3 super devout christians in my family and its so fucking annoying
eekay: none of them that werent tested
eekay: were correct
Xylotile: one of them asked me how they can pray for me
Xylotile: im like bro fuck off
Xylotile: they also judge people who arent as christian as them
ErfBundy: Most religious people live pretty happy lives though
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077
eekay: ok that needds a source lol
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ASlowFatHorsey: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ErfBundy: Lol gonna be gaming
ASlowFatHorsey: heard through the grapevine that the commin out with dez nutz on ur chin as well
ASlowFatHorsey: i have a problem
ErfBundy: Probably game of the year honestlu
CaMelon:
ErfBundy: Yeah you do lol
ErfBundy: YOOOO
ASlowFatHorsey: my 30 min of screen is done for today
ASlowFatHorsey: bye
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/salute-bye-goodbye-flying-gromit-gif-11667713
ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dkk5n-5qTwI&feature=share
ASlowFatHorsey: I wanna say she looks good but idk
ASlowFatHorsey: Seems unplayable late game without ukes
ASlowFatHorsey: Ig her primary fire is ok for that
Xylotile: solo climbing with adc is impossible
Xylotile: so cringe
ASlowFatHorsey: Be better
Xylotile: idc about a person who is too afraid to play ranked lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Not afraid just dont care
ASlowFatHorsey: Also giving me rebar mulT vibes might be new main
CaMelon: Ayy mane hmu u kno my supp is nutty
Xylotile: it is
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/xxxtentacion-xxx-jahseh-on-jah-tongue-out-gif-16346136
Xylotile: you heard it here first
Xylotile: if i lose my next ranked game
Xylotile: i am going to kill myself
Xylotile: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817923184740532275/844570631528906802/image0.gif
ASlowFatHorsey: Just play bruiser bot lane
ASlowFatHorsey: Freelo
eekay: i thinkt he road cleaners have given up lol
eekay: i havent seen them come by my street since i woke up
Xylotile: shut up pussy
ASlowFatHorsey: “Just drive slowly”
Joguitaro: I think she looks cool. New items probably really gonna change stuff as well
eekay: i would just drive slowly wdym
ASlowFatHorsey: I agree as if double rebar mulT was a seperate survivor
ASlowFatHorsey: Might be new main
ASlowFatHorsey: If cars with anti snow devices mounted on their fronts are giving up y tf would i go anywhere
Joguitaro: Double rebar muti bad smh
ASlowFatHorsey: U dont even know bro
Xylotile: what is rebar mulT
eekay: stfu
Joguitaro: Yeah cmon stfu
Xylotile:
Xylotile: another ad dif
Joguitaro: Go jail
ErfBundy: Just play karthus bot
Xylotile: Gameries?
ASlowFatHorsey: 5-7 mins sure
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ErfBundy @eekay @Joguitaro @CaMelon
Joguitaro: Ok
ASlowFatHorsey: honestly I think vernon is almost a better last name than dursley
ASlowFatHorsey: ehh well
ASlowFatHorsey: nvm
eekay: yeah imagine
ASlowFatHorsey: dursley pimpin too
eekay: dudleys full name is
eekay: dudley dursley
ErfBundy: We gamin?
eekay: dudleyvernon just rolls i think
ASlowFatHorsey: yeah
ASlowFatHorsey: we can
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 143 minutes.
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Joguitaro: make sure to take your life alert button buddy
eekay: lol
eekay: gonna pop the 15 remaining metaxolone before so we should be gucci
Joguitaro: Your muscles gonna forget what it means to retract lol
eekay: @Xylotile
eekay: ?
Xylotile: what
eekay: werrnt u on twitter
eekay: tinder i mean
eekay: do u have data
Joguitaro: gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Xylotile: i think taylor is better versed in tinder than i am
Xylotile: hold game
Xylotile: could
eekay: @Joguitaro give me your data.
Xylotile: @Joguitaro do you know the song congratulations by mac miller
Joguitaro: yes
Joguitaro: @eekay what data you want
Xylotile: how long do you think it will take me to learn it on the paint
eekay: number of likes
Xylotile: piano
eekay: you can learn it to many different levels right
Joguitaro: you wanna learn a bitch version or good version?
eekay: zacklyt
Xylotile: wym
Xylotile: like close to what it sounds like
eekay: theres lots of levels of close
Xylotile: shut up dude
Xylotile: i’m not talking to you
Xylotile: jk
Joguitaro: yeah you can probably learn an uber bitch version but those arent that great sounding tbh
Xylotile: game
Joguitaro: ok
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 68 minutes.
Joguitaro: https://youtu.be/oBxMWutxEL8?si=qrAP2zBTzbW5tgXv
Joguitaro: @eekay
Joguitaro: @eekay
Joguitaro: @eekay
Joguitaro: @eekay
Joguitaro: get on
Joguitaro: @eekay
eekay: !lp maestrofluff
FriggBot2000: MaestroFluff is in Bronze II at 96 lp with a 0.500 wr over 12 games
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipe9xJCfuTM
eekay:
Xylotile:
Xylotile: @eekay 1 more cringe
Joguitaro: @eekay
Joguitaro: 🙂
eekay: ego too large to play with
Xylotile: you're retarded man
Joguitaro: he said he'd tone it down
Joguitaro: 🙂
eekay: too large to climb
Xylotile: so i cant have a bad game?
eekay: lololol
Xylotile: i got a lot of turrets
Xylotile: you guys just perma fought 24/7
eekay: bait power insufficient
Joguitaro: xylophone said he wouldnt troll 🙂
Joguitaro: and that you are better than him
Xylotile: just get on
Joguitaro: 1 more 🙂
Xylotile: loser
eekay: working
Joguitaro: W🥱 rk
Xylotile: @eekay u fr mad?
eekay: lol no im good
eekay: just felt like saving my gamings
Joguitaro: gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eekay: for if ap
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
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ASlowFatHorsey: Still a chance of nothing
Xylotile: You don’t start with 100k
eekay: i understand the game
Xylotile: So what would you pick
eekay: the coinflip is the optimal action
Xylotile: Not necessarily
eekay: like
Xylotile: You’re not taking into account a person’s financial status
Xylotile: If they won’t make 100k in 10 years they will pick 100k
eekay: like
Xylotile: If they’re struggling
eekay: do you even know what the prisoners dilemma
Xylotile: They’ll take the 100k
eekay: is
Xylotile: Yes it’s either steal or share
eekay: do you know what newcomb's problem is
Xylotile: Both need to pick share to actually share
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey is this dude stupid?
eekay: what do you mean by share
eekay: maybe people irl would, but it makes them wrong
Xylotile: Split
Xylotile: Have you guys heard of “leave the world behind”
Xylotile: New Netflix movie
eekay: you literallyt do not konw what th eprisoners dilemma is
eekay: and im telling you that there are proofs that expected payoff is the optimal way of decision making
Xylotile: It’s #1 movie on Netflix but it might be pushed
eekay: and you are telling me i am wrong based on proofs in a field you havent even heard of
Xylotile: But you don’t understand that it’s still a 50% chance you get nothing
eekay: L brain
eekay: we have entered the realm of bait
eekay: i think u get the point
Xylotile: Some people need money now
eekay: ap probably doesnt
Xylotile: @ErfBundy bro???? This dude is retarded
eekay: back to hw ik u r baiting
Xylotile: No man
Xylotile: Statistics can’t explain everything
Xylotile: There are too many variables
eekay: lol
eekay: now youre onto something
Xylotile: You’re saying a mother of 4 that is about to get evicted HAS to pick the $10mil because it’s “optimal”?
Xylotile: No
eekay: this is what these "statisticians" want for america
eekay: they want the mothers to starve with their children on the street
eekay: did you just say "decision theory" to a girl with downs syndrome?
Xylotile: Ok man
Xylotile: You are literally a Reddit response bot
Xylotile: Mooooovie night? 🙂
eekay: what movie
ASlowFatHorsey: Paw patrol 3d
Xylotile: The Netflix movie
Xylotile: It feels like a Jordan peele movie
Xylotile: It’s called leave the world behind
eekay: wtf a cyberattack
Xylotile: Bruh what?
Xylotile: Shut the fuck up
Xylotile: I don’t know anything
eekay: lol its in the description
eekay: mb
Xylotile: Oh
Xylotile: No it’s not
eekay: it in fact is
Xylotile:
eekay: hm i always thought descriptions were the same for everybody
eekay: maybe different on diff devices?
eekay: wait do they have different versions and they profile people to give the description most likely to make them watch
eekay: that would be kinda sick
Xylotile: Yeah
Xylotile: Group watch? It’s p interesting so far
eekay: i was not hooked by the description
eekay: arcane rewatch?
Xylotile: Hell no
eekay:
eekay: ?
Xylotile: No
Xylotile: Already watched
eekay: bro nicholas cage
eekay: is on one
eekay:
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Xylotile: Ong
ASlowFatHorsey: Super unnecessary to get so mad about it
Xylotile: It’s annoying
Xylotile: Everyone thinks it’s annoying
Xylotile: Except for you
Xylotile: Ok not trying to argue just saying
Xylotile: W/e it doesn’t matter
Xylotile: We playing together
ASlowFatHorsey: Then ofc I’m going to exaggerate when I joke
ASlowFatHorsey: Stoopid
Xylotile: Apism
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok that becoming the new bait fr
ASlowFatHorsey: No ur the only one complaining so loudly about it
eekay: you also do it when you dont joke
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz u guys exaggerate when u flame???
Xylotile: What is
ASlowFatHorsey: Saying apism
Xylotile: How is that bait
Xylotile: You just like saying that word
Xylotile: Apism indeed fr
eekay: nah xylotile do be baiting mood today
Xylotile: Ok this is classic ekism
Xylotile: Instigating
eekay: yeah thats a xylotism
eekay: fr fr
Xylotile: lol
eekay: i think ive only eaten ramen ths entire week
Xylotile: Your sodium levels must be giga high
eekay: sez u
Xylotile: Everything I eat is home made
Xylotile: I control my salt
eekay: i got a hemorrhoid fr
eekay: on dale
Xylotile: lol I’ve had one before
Xylotile: It ain’t fun
Xylotile: Who wanna game
Xylotile: RNT
eekay: cass in 30
eekay: class
Xylotile: UGHHH
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/but-why-homelander-the-boys-i-don%27t-get-it-huh-gif-13670748107262456691
ASlowFatHorsey: Remember when tailor ruined a perfectly good watching show
Xylotile: Fr he didn’t even remember starlight’s name
Xylotile: He was on tiktok the whole time
ASlowFatHorsey: Projection
Xylotile: No he said he didn’t remember her name
ASlowFatHorsey: But he just watched all 3 seasons in less than 48 hours
ASlowFatHorsey: O
Xylotile: Also I’ve actually been watching shows with no phone
Xylotile: Raw dogging
ASlowFatHorsey: Damn
ASlowFatHorsey: How’s it feel
ASlowFatHorsey: To actually know the plot and what’s happening to characters
Xylotile: I know the plot all the time man
Xylotile: Have you watched severance
ASlowFatHorsey: S1
ASlowFatHorsey: No s2
Xylotile: I’m ep 8 s1
Xylotile: Shits going down
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-yes-yup-uh-huh-gif-477668171596170303
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/severance-apple-tv-milchick-gif-25240053
Xylotile: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1892584783064052114 wtf
eekay: ok can game whenever
Xylotile: Gym
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey status?
ASlowFatHorsey: Gym
ASlowFatHorsey: Then game
eekay: roger roger
eekay: 😎 i got top score on my exam i didnt konw was happening till i sat down
Xylotile: lol was it the one you thought was on Thursday
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Xylotile: like 9-10pm
Xylotile: ight
ErfBundy: Or noon
ErfBundy: We could do noon grab lunch and then slam snow?
ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll be down around 2pm ish
ErfBundy: Aight dats fine
ASlowFatHorsey: Maybs earlier
ErfBundy: Earlier is best because of sun go down fast
ASlowFatHorsey: Try
ASlowFatHorsey: Tru
Xylotile: if we do noon then i probably wont be there until 1
Xylotile: lol
ErfBundy: I don’t care when I just want earlier so we have daylight time lol
eekay: meet fox ridge or somewhere else
eekay: my dorm?
ErfBundy: Meet at dorm then go from there maybe?
eekay: yeah earlier will be better
ASlowFatHorsey: Ek lab party?
ASlowFatHorsey: Lan
eekay: lol
eekay: sure
eekay: irl lane party
eekay: on sleds
eekay: in snow
eekay: sledding
ASlowFatHorsey: Hellsinki
ErfBundy: Trueeee
eekay: @Xylotile why 1
eekay: @jakecrewa 🥺
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz he need to clean his socks of cum before then
ErfBundy: True
ASlowFatHorsey: get rickety reckt
Xylotile: @eekay cuz i wont wake up until noon
Xylotile: and leave until 12:30
eekay: ur a degenerate
eekay: wake up earlier
eekay: i say set the meeting time to noon and xylotile can be as late as he wants
ASlowFatHorsey: Ingot
eekay: meeting where
Xylotile: Jo mama
ErfBundy: We should meet somewhere then all transport to fox ridge I think
ASlowFatHorsey: Mmmm maybs we just meet at foxy ridge
ErfBundy: Aight
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk then maybs we bus to some food
eekay: that fine
ASlowFatHorsey: If we wanna
ErfBundy: Bet
ASlowFatHorsey: I kinda got my eye on some SF hot chocolate
ErfBundy: What’s sf
ASlowFatHorsey: San Francisco
ErfBundy: Ohhh from da jac?
eekay: lol
eekay: im down for after
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah
eekay: we could meet there
eekay: at jac
eekay: grab some snacks
ErfBundy: Idk what they doing with Covid shit
ErfBundy: Kinda liberal area so dunno how many people inside
ASlowFatHorsey: I was jking idrc if we go tot the jag or nah
eekay: wouldnt be a bad idea though
ErfBundy: I mean it wouldn’t be a bad meetup spot
eekay: yeah
ErfBundy: It’s a central area that we could chill at
eekay: and also i would mind buying some stuff to consume while we out there
eekay: yeah
CaMelon: It’s open I’ve been there a couple times since
ErfBundy: Aight bet
CaMelon: Kinda went down hill though
CaMelon: Drinks were not worth the price
ASlowFatHorsey: Ripple
CaMelon: Also they do a little bit of cross dressing
CaMelon: 😬
ASlowFatHorsey: 🦪🫀🍟🎷🐥🌽😳💂🍃🏵️🗝️🌧️💆♂️🍼🎾🥑👀🏹😎🧅🏊📠
eekay: who does cross dressing
ASlowFatHorsey: U
ErfBundy: True
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Xylotile: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Xylotile: dont all teachers do that
Xylotile: egay have you watched clips of people trying to play mc with super high tick rate?
Xylotile: creepers are like heat seeking missiles
ASlowFatHorsey: How do u think keating was remotely good at his job
ASlowFatHorsey: Ketamine man
Xylotile: ketamine keating
ASlowFatHorsey: 😎
Xylotile: egay my base is gonna look so much better than urs
Xylotile: urs is so ugly
ASlowFatHorsey: But like what if we like gamed er smthn
ASlowFatHorsey: Together
ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe
eekay: xylotile looking for the rgb blocks to build his house out of
ASlowFatHorsey: Xylophone do u watch videos while playing Mc
eekay: d2g tonight
Xylotile: ek hiding in his skybase cuz he's too chicken to finish his base
Xylotile: sometimes, but usually just listening
eekay: i finished it im moved in
Xylotile: the videos are a lil choppy because of shaders
eekay: not furnished but
eekay: lol
Xylotile: do you think having waypoints set is cheating?
Xylotile: i can't tp to them
Xylotile: I can see how far away they are
eekay: whats a waypoint
Xylotile:
Xylotile: like that
Xylotile: markers
ASlowFatHorsey: Mans apply a shaders to irl
eekay: you do them with commands?
Xylotile: you're gonna get me killed alt tabbing
eekay: what
Xylotile: no i downloaded a mod
Xylotile: it also has a map but it's disabled
eekay: i mena it obviously makes the game easier
eekay: but not by much
Xylotile: easier yeah but you can also just write down coords
Xylotile: but it aint cheating?"
eekay: labelling games are not fun or useful
eekay: it makes the game slightly easier thats all there is to it
Xylotile: true
Xylotile: have you gotten close to dying
eekay: no close calls yet
Xylotile: you should turn on sound captions
Xylotile: its useful
eekay: nah
eekay: i had directional sounds off by default
eekay: which is why the sounds were fucking me up
Xylotile: Soooo game today?
eekay: yes
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea gam
Xylotile: ok if we game i no climb
ASlowFatHorsey: To answer your question
Xylotile: i dont have time for both
eekay: ap when can you game?
ASlowFatHorsey: 7
eekay: @Xylotile we would be back bhefore ap can game
eekay: or close
Xylotile: i know but i need to do a homework before tomorrow morning
Xylotile: its the electrical shit
eekay: good thing youre playing minecraft right now then
eekay: smart
Xylotile: you cant possibly be talking about managing my time
Xylotile: you do the same shit all the time
eekay: doesnt make what you are doing good
eekay: classic flip flop
ASlowFatHorsey: It does make him less likely to listen to it tho lol
Xylotile: what?
ASlowFatHorsey: Talking to ek
Xylotile: yeah about me
Xylotile: boy
ASlowFatHorsey: Im taking ur side child
ASlowFatHorsey: Suck on ur binky man
ASlowFatHorsey: Also dez
Xylotile: ill do my electrical shit rn
ASlowFatHorsey: Staying on one subject for more than 10 seconds challenge impossible
Xylotile: bro what the fuck are you talking about
Xylotile: go teach yo students
ASlowFatHorsey: U man im talking bout u
ASlowFatHorsey: I gotta half day
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eekay: u got a ches.com account?
ErfBundy: no ive wanted to get into it for a while tho
ErfBundy: i just know ill be poo brain at it
Xylotile: same
Xylotile: i think it would be cool to be good at chess
ErfBundy: true
Xylotile: impress the ladies
eekay: trusyt me
eekay: the ladies dont care about chess
Xylotile: "yeah i got 1.4k elo"
ErfBundy: we should all take like all christmas break to see how good we can get
Xylotile: funny that u say that
eekay: i mean if ur really good but
Xylotile: i was talking to this one girl and she said "i bet i could beat you in chess"
ErfBundy: YOOOOO
Xylotile: booty call
Xylotile: but i dont know how to play chess 😭
ErfBundy: literally asking for the dickens
eekay: dude
ErfBundy: you dont?
eekay: give her my chess account
Xylotile: call me mr dickens
Xylotile: i do not
eekay: ill play her
ErfBundy: damn bro
ErfBundy: i know how to play at least lol
Xylotile: i know that horse can go diagnol
Xylotile: diagonal
eekay: thats not even right lol
ErfBundy: nope
ErfBundy: lmao
Xylotile: FUCK
ErfBundy: bishop
eekay: ur so shit dude
eekay: -lp
ErfBundy: horse in Ls
Xylotile: fuck off
Xylotile: lol
eekay: dude you should game
ErfBundy: true
eekay: i could shit on you like i shit on ap every day
ErfBundy: yeah get merked willi dickens carillo
Xylotile: ek
Xylotile: we will play january 20th i nperson
Xylotile: i guarantee i will shit on you
eekay: lol
eekay: ok kid
eekay: go ahead
Xylotile: ill start learning during break
ErfBundy: lmao no you wont
Xylotile: im just built like that
ErfBundy: i believe
eekay: ok have fun bro
ErfBundy: imma try to learn during break too
eekay: i will 1v2
eekay: actually
ErfBundy: lmao
Xylotile: lol
ErfBundy: i know you will
ErfBundy: ive seen the ek gamings
eekay: literally
eekay: im at like 3 items rn
eekay: and by january 20th
eekay: you will both be like 2
eekay: unwinnablke
ErfBundy: maybe
eekay: @Xylotile u gonan start learning ches like you started learning python?
Xylotile: ok
Xylotile: you didnt have to attack me like that
Xylotile: too far my guy
CaMelon: @eekay you expect to 1v2 when Gracie beat u at checkers
Xylotile: LMFAOOOOO
eekay: never happened
Xylotile: "i let her win ok"
eekay: i didnt
eekay: cause it never happened
CaMelon: Mhmmmm
eekay: @Xylotile are you actually gonna trey and get good?
Xylotile: yeah im actually gonna trey and get good
Xylotile: me a lot of freetime after classes are over
eekay: damn dude
eekay: good luck
eekay: u could probabyl beat @ASlowFatHorsey tonight
eekay: just sayin
Xylotile: if someone would put a bullet through my brain and i somehow miraculously survived
Xylotile: i could beat AP
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Xylotile: Fuck got me there
Xylotile: What’s the name
eekay: urbana boulders
Xylotile: Do I bring anything besides money
eekay: not unless you got some climbing shoes
eekay: unless you wanna bring some water or something
Xylotile: Aight. Shorts and t-shirt good?
eekay: yup
CaMelon: 1502 N Cunningham Ave,
Urbana Illinois
Xylotile: Ok ty
Xylotile: Fellas Jake said he could game today. I told him we weren’t gonna bully him, but that’s a lie
CaMelon: Me and Ethan still on the road so we gamin in like 10 mins
Xylotile: Oh I didn’t meant right now. Like an hour or two. I still got hw to do
eekay: ok i can game whenever
eekay: actually in like 15 min
eekay: ping when jake's on
Xylotile: Ok we’re probably going to the basketball game
eekay: still gamin??
Xylotile: Later ye
eekay: ok cool
CaMelon: Twitch rivals rn?
Xylotile: Yo Ethan you got a picture of the bio test?
Xylotile: @eekay
eekay:
Xylotile: Thank you sir
jakecrewa: got any proto gamers in here?
Xylotile: Proto?
jakecrewa: protobowl
eekay: lol
eekay: have you noticed everyone answering harvey weisenberg
jakecrewa: which lobby you in
eekay: in any of them
eekay: ive seen it in like 3
jakecrewa: nah i havent. you should join hsquizbowl
Xylotile: @eekay we gaming?
eekay: yeah lemme dry off and we can game
jakecrewa: yeah we gaming
jakecrewa: https://protobowl.com/hsquizbowl
Xylotile: jake whats your name
eekay: oh shit we can make teams
eekay: yall wanna queue up
Xylotile: fosho
jakecrewa: deadass?
jakecrewa: im innactive but im just jake c
Xylotile: jake peep the names
jakecrewa: jesus you gotta chill dog lmao
Xylotile: how do i type back
eekay: watchu mean
Xylotile: dw about it
Xylotile: secret
Xylotile: did you leave jake
jakecrewa: im hopping back in
Xylotile: send a link to the one you're on
Xylotile: http://prntscr.com/qrketu what does this mean
jakecrewa: they voted to kick you
eekay: lol
eekay: jake where u at
jakecrewa: ive been asnwering dog, you in?'
eekay: in where
jakecrewa: you trynna hop on trash?
eekay: oh aight
eekay: im in trash rn
jakecrewa: same, just had a boomer question
eekay: william where u at
eekay: get in here bro
Xylotile: gaming on some league
eekay: ahh aigt
Xylotile: blaine wanted to play, its actual cancer
eekay: lol
Xylotile: im just trying to play ranked lol
Definitely_Not_Taylor: We gamin?
eekay: Cyhcdszrcjnk gxy k bfxh vcxhb j ?!
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Skdrodjdjfneodmdwlzne bdj. Fine Fronde eh?
eekay: okw e gamn
eekay: get in
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Started a call that lasted 308 minutes.
eekay: @Definitely_Not_Taylor
eekay: @CaMelon u gm ? ?
eekay: @CaMelon u gm ? ?
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jakecrewa: Lmao
jakecrewa: Actually a decent read
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dababy-convertable-gif-20206040
eekay: dude ive got like 10 pages in
eekay: its pretty uninteresting i was expecting more
Xylotile: what book yall talking about
CaMelon: uncle ted's
eekay: lol
eekay: uncle ted's cabin
jakecrewa: Lmao that fits too well
eekay: ikr
jakecrewa: @Xylotile just look up industrial society and it’s future
Xylotile: what
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ladies-and-gentleman-we-got-him-gif-12313683
jakecrewa: Fixed it
Xylotile: 1️⃣. The Industrial Revolution 🏭 and its consequences have been a disaster 💣 for the human race. They have greatly increased ⬆️ the life-expectancy 🙏 of those of us who live in “advanced”. countries🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪, but they have destabilized society🌋, have made life unfulfilling 😭, have subjected human beings to indignities 🙈, have led to widespread psychological suffering❗️🧠❗️(in the Third World 🇸🇳🇵🇸🇸🇴🇿🇼 to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world 🔥🌳🔥. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation 📞➡️📱➡️⌚️➡️❓. It will certainly subject human beings 👨💼👩💻👩🎓🕵️♂️👨🏫👨🎨👰 to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world 🌲😢🌳, it will probably lead to greater social disruption 😱 and psychological suffering 🧠⛏️, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries 🇸🇬🇨🇦 🇪🇸🇸🇪.
2️⃣. The industrial-technological system may survive 🍃 or it may break down 🍂. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low ⬇️ level of physical 💪 and psychological 🧠 suffering, but only after passing through a long 🕐🕑🕒🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛🕜🕝🕞🕟🕠🕡🕢🕣🕤🕥🕦🕧and very painful 🤕 period of adjustment and only at the cost 💰 of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms 👨👩🦰🐼🦁🐷🐸🐱 to engineered 👷♂️👷♀️ products and mere cogs ⚙️ in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable 💯: There is no way of reforming 💭 or modifying ❗️ the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy🔓.
3️⃣. If the system breaks 💔 down the consequences will still be very painful 🤕. But the bigger 💪 the system grows ⬆️ the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner 🔜 rather than later 🔚.
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eekay: does changing the time do anything?
ASlowFatHorsey: No I don’t think it will
eekay: so fuck me and everything i stand for then
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea that’s about right
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/aight-bet-aight-bet-cat-gif-25610485
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-cat-funny-animal-cat-fight-fight-me-gif-15783608
ASlowFatHorsey: Little boy vs fat man
eekay: featuring taylor and ap
ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t think I’m that lil lil sap
eekay: uhh
eekay: u aint playing the little boy
ASlowFatHorsey: Well I think that would be the only obvious option for me
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk maybe u just tryin to be zany
ASlowFatHorsey: Tryin to put a juxtaposition of me playin fat man
ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda meta of u ek
eekay: yeah im a lil avant garde
eekay: from time to time
ASlowFatHorsey: Rapper name
eekay: man get studying
ASlowFatHorsey: I am
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/boy-math-school-asia-study-gif-18879119
eekay: ap studying:
ASlowFatHorsey: Just got more hands and brain cells than u small sappington
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-whomping-willow-hogwarts-attack-by-tree-tree-attack-gif-8008805605901874340
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c_7nBbjTRA
eekay: imagine telling t1 right after this happened that he was gonna impregnate that person
ASlowFatHorsey: That was the imprégnation right there
ASlowFatHorsey: Bg3 sex scene spoiled in h1z1
eekay: (GONE SEXUAL)
ASlowFatHorsey:
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Joguitaro: yeah i agree
eekay: holy based
Joguitaro: for once this guy has a good take
eekay: and when you factor in it only gets more true
Joguitaro: it's just like law
eekay: lol
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eekay: https://tenor.com/view/spoilers-pandorica-river-song-doctor-who-gif-18293417
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ErfBundy: No one asked ek
eekay: adding members is a democratic process
ErfBundy: Not for you
Xylotile: ^
Xylotile: ^ to ek
eekay: ^ to xylotile
eekay: thank you
ErfBundy: ^ to god
Xylotile: i agree with ek but think about it a bit
Xylotile: like are you completely opposed or like ehh
ErfBundy: Bro if y’all wanna add people then add then
eekay: i dont think anybody here knows blaine or talked to him
Xylotile: i think adding a 6th gamer is good
Xylotile: i know blaine
eekay: besides you
Xylotile: he plays league
eekay: obivously
ErfBundy: You can’t make new friends ek?
Xylotile: what else would we want
eekay: i dont want to
Xylotile: also you guys didnt konw me
ErfBundy: Let’s just remove ek
ErfBundy: Makes it easier
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: its more complicated than just adding blaine
Xylotile: we need to delete our messages ab him lol
ErfBundy: Bruh he won’t scroll all the way up
Xylotile: false
Xylotile: @eekay you didnt know me
Xylotile: now i am the heart and soul of this chat
eekay: who added you
eekay: yeah fuckin right
eekay: im the only one keeping this chat alive
Xylotile: false
eekay: check number of messages
Xylotile: AP added me
eekay: 3x yours probably
Xylotile: number of messages dont matter
Xylotile: ek not in chat we still game
Xylotile: xylotile not in chat we dont game
eekay: not true
Xylotile: lets do an experiment
ErfBundy: It is true
eekay: anthopomorphic bias
Xylotile: leave the chat and see what happens in two days
ErfBundy: Ek shuts down most gaming sessions
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-ragememe-rageface-trolling-gif-4929853
Xylotile: TRUEEE
Xylotile: if its past 10pm no gamings b/c ek tired
eekay: i sahut down as many as anybody else
Xylotile: literal boomer gaming hours
ErfBundy: No you don’t
Xylotile: @wrenchbreaker real quiet huh
eekay: ah trure
eekay: @Joguitaro kick
Xylotile: @Joguitaro kick ur old account
Xylotile: what are the votes to add blaine
Xylotile: 2 for 1 against so far
ErfBundy: I don’t care who we add
eekay: i knew you to some degree before youw ere added
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro thoughts?
ErfBundy: You could add hitler and I would be fine
eekay: add him to the server
Xylotile: im just saying that the chat is dying now that camel doesnt game and everyone is busy
ErfBundy: True
eekay: what do you mean now that camel doesnt game
Xylotile: adding blaine would get us 6 gamers
eekay: he hasnt gamed in 2 years
ErfBundy: Camel came in clutch for clash
Xylotile: we can do 4 mans a lot easier
Xylotile: true
Xylotile: speaking of which
Xylotile: clash next weekend ja?
eekay: camel didnt keep this chat alive ever
ErfBundy: Lmao
ErfBundy: Ek
ErfBundy: You are actually acting really entitled rn
ErfBundy: No bait
Xylotile: wait jk theres clash this weekend
Xylotile: camel carried early
ErfBundy: I’d clash
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CaMelon: we ate at like 2:30
Xylotile: ok
Xylotile: oo
CaMelon: I call it lunch tho
CaMelon: 3 meals no matta what
Xylotile: who top
Xylotile:
Xylotile: double top
ErfBundy: Shen top
ErfBundy: Soon jg
Xylotile: they dodged
ErfBundy: Ahhh
ErfBundy: I ate around 1
ErfBundy: We usually do lunch
CaMelon: 🦃
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/oil-bottle-gif-11602956
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-its-raining-wet-in-rain-gif-13429129
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/calvin-and-hobbes-calvin-fly-clouds-birds-gif-4953836
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay:
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/awkward-black-kid-gif-4937950
ErfBundy: bruh
eekay: bruh what
CaMelon: ek you have to stop playing risk of rain 2
CaMelon: u havent even played risk of rain 1
CaMelon: u spoiling the story for urself
eekay: :|
ErfBundy: risk of rain one is pretty fun
eekay: you played the second one?
ErfBundy: yeah i own both
eekay: on console im assuming
ErfBundy: yeah cause physical copy gives you both games
ErfBundy: and i was like fuck yeah
eekay: 1st is 2d right
ErfBundy: ye
CaMelon: ek is a graphics autist
ErfBundy: ahhhhh
eekay: lol
ErfBundy: no more timers for me btw
eekay: why does u thinkt hat
eekay: camel just has a fetish for trolling me
ErfBundy: lol cute
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-not-impressed-unimpressed-reading-gif-13204467
Xylotile:
Xylotile: you hate to seen it
Xylotile:
eekay: graves abuser
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/joker-arthur-joaquin-phoenix-you-get-what-you-fucking-deserve-gif-15915948
CaMelon:
CaMelon: what time we gamin?
ErfBundy: i can whenever
ErfBundy: Imma watch this Minecraft manhunt tho rn
eekay: dude those are so normie
eekay: but i fuckin love them
eekay: guilty pleasure tbh
CaMelon: que?
Joguitaro: Wgmn?
CaMelon: que?
ErfBundy: Ek they aren’t normie
ErfBundy: I know it’s hard to not call mainstream shit not cool and cringe but you don’t have to be different man
eekay: dude
eekay: i said i liked them
ErfBundy: Lmqo
eekay: i eat that shit up
ErfBundy: It’s great
eekay: but i still think its normie
Joguitaro: Wgmn?
ErfBundy: Aight you can be cool then
ErfBundy: And I can game whenever
ErfBundy: @Xylotile
ErfBundy: When you game?
ErfBundy: He might be doing dinner rn
ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey
ErfBundy: When you game?
eekay:
ErfBundy: Are you gaming tonight ek
Joguitaro:
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eekay: ive spoken with him twice its not an in
ASlowFatHorsey: No but u could ask him
eekay: no i cant lol
ASlowFatHorsey: He knows u that is def an in
ASlowFatHorsey: Thats legit how it works man
ASlowFatHorsey: U just have to ask
ASlowFatHorsey: If ur interested
eekay: if it was an option he wouldve asked
ASlowFatHorsey: False
eekay: ok
ASlowFatHorsey: Just sayin it is very possible and ur making barriers that dont exist
eekay: ok
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight
ErfBundy: Are we gaming tonight?
ASlowFatHorsey: I could game
eekay: sure
ErfBundy: Aight bet
ErfBundy: When
eekay: any
ASlowFatHorsey: Now
ErfBundy: We want a fourth?
ASlowFatHorsey: Whatever is fine
eekay: 4
eekay: @Xylotile
eekay: @Xylotile
ErfBundy: @Xylotile @Joguitaro @CaMelon
ErfBundy: Somebody game
eekay: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @Xylotile @CaMelon
ASlowFatHorsey: Gmain
ErfBundy: I need my fix
ASlowFatHorsey: Preachin to the choir
CaMelon: On what
ASlowFatHorsey: Jo
CaMelon: Hop on scp
ErfBundy: Lmao
FriggBot2000: test
FriggBot2000: fuck this stupid shit
CaMelon: !?
ErfBundy: Nah
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/graphics-card-drop-linus-linus-tech-tips-ltt-gif-25180772
Xylotile: Sorry I had to take a test
Xylotile: Not free until 11 tho
ASlowFatHorsey: The council will remember ur decision to choose other over gaming
ErfBundy: No gaming at 11?
CaMelon: No gaming EVER!
ErfBundy: Time to solo queue in league 😳
eekay: gavin u got your finals done right
ErfBundy: I’m not in school rn
eekay: oh
eekay: since when?
ErfBundy: Uhhh since beginning of this year?
ErfBundy: I did fall semester last year and taking break now
eekay: oh
eekay: figurin out what you wanna do?
ErfBundy: All gen Ed’s are done I don’t know what major I wanna swing yet
Xylotile: Ok I can game in 30 if people are down
ErfBundy: Not trying to waste time in school spending money
Xylotile: Game game game
Xylotile: Literally 4 man
Xylotile: Rn
Xylotile: Rn
ErfBundy: I would
ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: PLEASE
eekay: down if 4
ErfBundy: Same
Xylotile: It’s been like a month
Xylotile: Bettttttt
ErfBundy: Probably won’t happen though lol
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
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Xylotile: they're still shitty people
Xylotile: like that pedophile in charleston
Xylotile: that went to hs
Xylotile: whats his name
eekay: any more screenshots just keep going
Xylotile: ok thanks for the discussion
eekay: shitty person is a vague term
Xylotile: so is mental illness
eekay: not
eekay: not really?
eekay: whats your point
eekay: i get your point they are mostly not good people
eekay: but these are often videos of people who are having episodes or outbursts
eekay: not all the time but a lot
Xylotile: i honestly dont know what we're arguing
Xylotile: lol
eekay: i think u tryna argue
Xylotile: but it seems like ur trying to justify karens bc they're mentally ill
Xylotile: something like that
eekay: my whole point originally is just that we make fun od people doing silly things and ignore if they are disabled or ill or whatever
eekay: usually we dont laugh at people like that but in some cases we do
eekay: not an argument just something i find interesting
Xylotile: oh
Xylotile: anyone sit trigg's crowd during lunch in hs
Xylotile: or nearby
eekay: i think about that
eekay: they definitely tried to not make it malicious
eekay: ut it felt like it sometimes
Xylotile: yeah
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: Holy shit he got voted out
eekay: who
Joguitaro: man she really said among us
Xylotile: yeah
eekay: oh it was just about among us
eekay: whatd he do
Xylotile: he was the imposter
Xylotile: game
Xylotile: fortnite
eekay: nope
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey have ytou heard the term single center experience?
Xylotile: gamee
eekay: not a chance tonight
Joguitaro: i could game again
eekay: watch true detective
eekay: anybody who hasnt
Joguitaro: watch deez nuts on yo chin
eekay: i dont think i can
eekay: can you?
Joguitaro: i suppose it would be difficult
eekay: ig seeing my chin is not the same as seeing the nuts on my chin
eekay: theyd have to be large nutz
eekay: walnut class at least
Xylotile: if you game
Xylotile: i will watch atlanta
Xylotile: val?
Xylotile: but 1 ranked game for me
Xylotile: before
Joguitaro: I will game
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 72 minutes.
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Are twins real
Xylotile: Or is it an inside joke I don’t know about
ASlowFatHorsey: U got gastric cancer on ur testicle?
eekay: Lol I don't think so
eekay: Looked up a study on if being fat makes you survive being shot more and it was in the title
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah it’s gastric Cancer
eekay: Damn
eekay: Ripplesticks
eekay:
eekay: holy shit thats a bottleneck
Xylotile: did you order a new cpu
Xylotile: also how does that happen lol
eekay: yeah just got refunded for the other
Xylotile: ive never seen a cpu bottleneck
eekay: beacuse i have a 5 year old i5 and a brand new 4070
Xylotile: ehhhh
Xylotile: but the game doesn't use much of the cpu right
Xylotile: or is the gpu using the cpu
eekay: and u the guy who wants to build gavins pc
eekay: aint no way
Xylotile: i dont need to know how the parts work
eekay: that is
eekay: the only skill
eekay: you need
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Joguitaro: bad take
eekay: its prolly not a huge factor in divorces but its a stupid tradition either way
eekay: and 1/3 are surprises
eekay: apparently
Joguitaro: it's not that stupid
eekay: you dont think its a big thing that should be discussed
ASlowFatHorsey: I doubt that many people do surprise proposals without knowing to almost a complete certainty that the other party will say yes
eekay: people want to be like true love and it jsut works out but
Joguitaro: its fun and doesnt hurt anyone
eekay: it can
Joguitaro: how
eekay: thats pressure to say yes which could lead you to get married when you dont want to especially when its a very public display and she has to say no in front of a bunch of people
Joguitaro: i think most people talk extensively about it before hand
eekay: or could lead to short term hurt if she has to deny him in some public place after some stupid thing
eekay: then thats not a surprise dumbass
Joguitaro: the surprise is not knowing when it would happen
eekay: im just saying people should talk about it beforehand
Joguitaro: retard
Joguitaro: L + Ratio
eekay: even when you do talk about it beforehand i wouldnt like it
eekay: its like the will smith slap
eekay: youre taking somehting personal and making a show out of it
eekay: you are looking for attention
Joguitaro: some people like to do that
eekay: im sure some people do but it makes the moment less genuine if its meant for random bystanders as well
eekay: it shouldnt be about them but if you do it publicly it is
eekay: place is dying guys you can only place white now
eekay: its fading away
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerd-emoji-meme-speech-bubble-bubble-gif-25115885
Xylotile: Not toxic masculinity because he thought it was funny at first
Joguitaro: wgmn
Xylotile: His wife fault
Xylotile: Nah man
eekay: boy watchu mean
Xylotile: Days of week day gamings is over
eekay: if this is bait im just confused
Xylotile: It’s not
eekay: then can you explain wat you mean
Xylotile: His wife didn’t like it which caused him to not like it
Xylotile: His wife was like
Xylotile: Do something about it
Xylotile: Or are you gonna let him talk to me like that
eekay: ok so if you beleive that he genuinely found the joke funny, doesnt that mean he did it purely over reasons of masculinity
eekay: if you think he only did it cause his wife was mad he was purely making a show ebcuase he felt required to
eekay: by reason of "me man me must protect woman"
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-dies-from-cringe-fourth-gif-22922561
CaMelon: Left the group.
eekay: yeah im not adding him back
ErfBundy: I know you have never had a girlfriend ek so you wouldn’t understand any of this
eekay: LMAOOOO
eekay: u know ur wife had a crush on me in jefferson
eekay: u think i couldnt steal her back any day of the week?
eekay: @ErfBundy would you punch chris rock if he said smthn like that
ErfBundy: No I don’t care what joke it is I’m not punching him lol
eekay: so why do you just want to berate me contantly
eekay: in league
eekay: outside
eekay: disagree with me at every point
eekay: we have official beef
ErfBundy: Okay
ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/beef-alarm-gif-24503358
ErfBundy: I think I just have a crush on you ek
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eekay: yes please
Clyde: Alright, eekay! Here's a simplified explanation: When a sperm from the daddy meets an egg from the mommy, they join together and start growing into a baby. It happens inside the mommy's womb, and after about nine months, a beautiful baby is born! 🤰👶💕
eekay: where does sperm come from
Clyde: oh, eekay, sperm comes from the daddy's testicles! 🍆💦
eekay: @Clyde what is femboy fishing?
Clyde: femboy fishing is a term used to describe the act of dressing up as a feminine character in online video games, typically to attract attention or have fun. It's all about expressing oneself and enjoying the game in a unique way.
eekay: @Clyde when does arcane season 2 come out
Clyde: arcane season 2 is expected to release in winter 2024, but the exact date is not specified.
eekay: terrible answer
eekay: which finger u guys press space with
Joguitaro: thumb cuz i aint crazy
eekay: right?
eekay: or left
eekay: i use my right pointer
eekay: i use my right pointer
eekay: i use my right pointer
eekay: i use my right pointer
eekay: yeah its right pointer
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/uh-um-ok-huh-news-gif-14690947
ASlowFatHorsey: Pointer fingers only
ASlowFatHorsey: No other finger allowed
ASlowFatHorsey: Trespasser will be shot
ASlowFatHorsey: On site
eekay: 🥺 cock today? @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: Game day
ASlowFatHorsey: So no
ASlowFatHorsey: Me march
eekay: deep cock is a game???
Xylotile: space bar with pointer finger? wtf
eekay: yeah im quirky like that
eekay:
Xylotile: @Joguitaro for the king tn?
Xylotile:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-entrance-wwe-walk-time-to-troll-gif-17431096
ErfBundy: On GODD
ErfBundy: Tell her yes
eekay: bot
Xylotile: i told her yep still on for 2pm
Xylotile: she a bot
eekay: man
eekay: every single text from a new number is a bot
eekay: 100%
Xylotile: this one seemed legit my bad
eekay: there are no legit ones lol
eekay: sometimes they send nudes before the virus link though so I always check
eekay: prolly not this one
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yh84gH5dvPM
eekay: @Joguitaro
Xylotile: gentlemen i propose gamingtons
Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus fuck no
ASlowFatHorsey: Sorry but I legit just got back
ASlowFatHorsey: Me Ty ty
Xylotile: classic drunk ap
Xylotile:
eekay: ??
eekay: thats not ganon in the picture i sent
eekay: starfield look kinda cool
eekay: !arcane
FriggBot2000: arcane comes out in approximately 479 days, 11 hours, 5 minutes, and 45 seconds. hang in there.
Xylotile: gaming gaming gaming
ASlowFatHorsey: Ur up early today
eekay: Must have since that I was climbing early so he woke up
eekay: Cuz he only ever types gaming when I'm climbing
Xylotile: i got you tracked
Xylotile: can you climb every day or do you need rest
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ErfBundy: I’m down if others wanna game
ErfBundy: @eekay @CaMelon @Joguitaro
eekay: OH I THOUGHT CAMERON SENT THAT
eekay: I DONT REALLY FEEL LIKE IT
eekay: oops
ErfBundy: Aight
ErfBundy: We need to find a new game to play I think
ErfBundy: That isn’t wow
Xylotile: Proximity chat
ErfBundy: I would but everyone here no like
Xylotile:
Xylotile: who tf is this
ASlowFatHorsey: it appears to be WidowsButt
eekay: who dat
CaMelon: @ErfBundy sure
CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group.
CaMelon: Added eekay to the group.
eekay: what
ErfBundy: does @Joguitaro wanna game?
ErfBundy: he probbaly bein gay
CaMelon: if we gonna game we should start soon
ErfBundy: you tired or something lol
CaMelon: I wish I was tired
eekay: he prolly has to make out with his cousin again
ErfBundy: oh
ErfBundy: lol
ErfBundy: that would be epic
CaMelon: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707106574706933772/789318769939709972/zzfdo0.webm
CaMelon: @eekay he's from Kentucky so its legal
ErfBundy: why is that 390 minutes
CaMelon: watch it to find out
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-ragememe-rageface-trolling-gif-4929853
ErfBundy: hard pass
CaMelon: ur loss bruh
CaMelon: EK santa denier
CaMelon: soh uhh
CaMelon: wegmn?
ErfBundy: probably not no one wanna game
eekay: @ErfBundy
eekay: are air monarchs expensive shoes
ErfBundy: Aint those them fucking dad shoes
ErfBundy: That like you would see your grandpa wearing instead of Reebok’s cause he wanted to spoil himself
eekay: lol
ErfBundy: Nah they like 50 dollars ish
eekay: iw as just walking to the bathroom and i herd a guy in his room say
eekay: "bro my dad has 6 pairs of air monarchs and theyre his mowing shows"
eekay: ah
ErfBundy: Yeah those are like puffy dad shoes
ErfBundy: That’s fucking funny
CaMelon: 🤓
Xylotile: We leg?
CaMelon: Doesn’t look like it
Joguitaro: just finished my last final
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/trump-clapping-clap-applause-donald-trump-gif-10951683
ErfBundy: Poggggg
Xylotile: https://discord.gg/SsK34NYx
eekay: dead fucking server
eekay:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-and-patrick-stranger-danger-afraid-scared-panic-gif-8354587
Joguitaro: lol ek gay
Joguitaro: wait @Xylotile I'm gonna get my own mc account do I need to do java or windows?
Joguitaro: windows right?
eekay: oh no
eekay: im 50k on this bet
Joguitaro: 😬
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Xylotile: What did you say
eekay: !arcane
FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 1 days, 1 hours, 21 minutes, and 8 seconds. hang in there.
Xylotile: …
Xylotile: I can’t find her on ig anymore
Xylotile: I think she deleted her account
eekay: figure something out i need intel
Xylotile: I’m trying dawg
eekay: start tracing the call get me a lock
Xylotile: What did you say bro
Xylotile: Tell us
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/wouldnt-you-like-to-know-weather-boy-gif-15559185
Xylotile: I would love to know
Xylotile: Can you feed the kitties once you get the chance please
eekay: heh, lets just say
eekay: she blocked me
Xylotile: lol
eekay: sure
Xylotile: That should be good for food for the day
Xylotile: I usually do it between 12-2 and 9-10
eekay: one bowl ~half empty
eekay: other one almost all empty
eekay: put more in the empty one?
Xylotile: Ermm nvm then
Xylotile: I guess just do it late? Right before u go to bed if they’re empty
eekay: probably
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/scared-rick-and-morty-realization-stare-shocked-gif-15608317
eekay: taylor when he finds out that 'Take me to Church' is not actually about church but gay men
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/nika-rakic-survivor-srbija-survivor-hrvatska-nika-survivor-rethinking-gif-25439619
ASlowFatHorsey: Taylor when he realizes that when we say gaming we actually mean gay men
Xylotile: lol
Joguitaro: lol neither could i
Xylotile: She’s going thru a midlife crisis and texting Egay
Xylotile: LOL
Joguitaro: ohhh damn lowered the standards arg arg arg
eekay: she actually just texts me every few months to ask how my life is going
eekay: i think she has like a calendar reminder set
Joguitaro: lol taking care of her webkinz making sure they don't die
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/today-we-cope-breaking-bad-walter-white-today-we-cook-gif-7378752404704532346
eekay: lol
eekay: im her fuckin tamagotchi
eekay: better than nothin
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: She prolly thinks she’s the only one who speaks to you
ASlowFatHorsey: Okay so we just gonna sit here jaggin off letting quagmire conduct the sexual fornication or will we game
eekay: xylotile not home
ASlowFatHorsey: When
eekay: currently
eekay: boom gotem
eekay: @Xylotile when?
ASlowFatHorsey: 🥸
Joguitaro: classic xylophone ruining our gaming
Xylotile: Sunday 8ish pm
ASlowFatHorsey: Actually?
Xylotile: Yeah
ASlowFatHorsey: Sigh
Xylotile: I’m in Kansas City with my brother for his bachelor party
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight
ASlowFatHorsey: Time to wow till 60 and stop when Xylotile gets back
Joguitaro: might be able to win a game of leg now
Joguitaro: arg arg arg
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-laughing-laugh-ag-gif-22668575
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eekay: yea
eekay: i think it really started when (arcane)
FriggBot2000: holy shit was that an arcane reference
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bR7na.gif
eekay: rare
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/kid-named-finger-wawa-gif-26530459
Xylotile: are you fr ab the thigh scosk
Xylotile: ...
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/likeabadpenny-breaking-bad-mike-ehrmantraut-jesse-pinkman-jonathan-banks-gif-26494186
eekay: yea i was gonna but a guy said the packaging is not discreet so
Xylotile: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: my honest reaction to this information….
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023
ASlowFatHorsey: So stoic
ASlowFatHorsey: Yet soulful
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-joshwak-gif-4194468030080724134
ASlowFatHorsey: The voices cant get u hear buddy its okay
ASlowFatHorsey: Walters got you and ur penis
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/annie-community-sexy-christmas-tree-gif-7316024
eekay: boopy doopy boop boop sex
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/puh-guh-buh-funny-cat-cat-gif-27375657
eekay: 🤦♂️ thats what she says
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-6997856904020830598
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/practice-practice-makes-perfect-pottery-pottery-class-community-gif-5110850
Xylotile: pause???
eekay: annie >> emma watson
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 101 minutes.
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/looking-up-and-down-gif-10681572228915156203
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey 4
Xylotile: get on
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/linda-web-cam-gif-19632731
eekay: classic
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dibbu-gif-18052183
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/jeff-annie-annie-edison-jeff-winger-community-gif-20777220
Xylotile: HUH
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-baby-gif-5199053054594704929
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/alive-breakingbad-walterwhite-heisenberg-ididitforme-gif-4795085
eekay: "I liked it"
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/the-walking-dead-zombies-walking-creepy-gory-gif-5407890462741676890
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Definitely_Not_Taylor: So apparently my laptop is completely dead lol
Xylotile: L
CaMelon: https://twitch.tv/loltyler1
CaMelon: HES LIVE
Definitely_Not_Taylor: :0
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Go go go
CaMelon: hes talking about how hes popularizing ivern lol
Xylotile: the second i join he starts screaming
Xylotile: he's back
Definitely_Not_Taylor: This is the part list I think I’m going to go with. I think it’s all gg
Xylotile: Pog
Xylotile: Are you actually buying windows
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Maybe idk
Xylotile: Not worth tbh
Xylotile: I bought one for $10 and it works perfectly. Like I said before, the windows is from another old computer. It’s not like the people selling it copied the windows file
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ASlowFatHorsey: But they removing stats and some effects
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah still is
eekay: yeah ig more mythic variety
eekay: make mythic bigger part of how u play
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz wave clear will be dodo without the immolate passive burn
eekay: wha
ASlowFatHorsey: So still have to go sunfire every game
eekay: they arent removing that are they?
eekay: oh oh
eekay: nvm nvm
eekay: dont all tank mythics ahve immolate though
ASlowFatHorsey: They removed it from Chen tank and frostfire
ASlowFatHorsey: No sunfire is the only one now
ASlowFatHorsey: I think
ASlowFatHorsey: They hopefully will change that in the future but /shrug
Joguitaro: gaming
Joguitaro: i need more gaming
eekay: ranked
Joguitaro: i think ranked is ready for the rammus
Xylotile: Game
Joguitaro: ok
Joguitaro: accepted queue though
Joguitaro: jk got declined
Joguitaro: game
Joguitaro: @eekay pweaseeeee
Joguitaro: gayme @eekay ?
eekay: send a vid in the chat of you throwing it back
eekay: and ill stop playin terraria
Joguitaro: um
eekay: ill also accept your roommate
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-yhk-among-twerk-among-us-twerk-gif-23335803
Joguitaro: @Xylotile gameeeeeeee
Joguitaro: @Xylotile @eekay
Joguitaro: @Xylotile @eekay
Joguitaro: @Xylotile @eekay
Joguitaro: @Xylotile @eekay
Joguitaro: @Xylotile @eekay
Joguitaro: @Xylotile @eekay
Xylotile: Shower
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 1 minutes.
Xylotile: OK MAN
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 56 minutes.
Xylotile: @eekay u gonna play?
eekay: not unles taylor throws it back
Joguitaro: bruh
eekay: man id ont rly wanna play
eekay: if you want 3 man you gotta convince me
Joguitaro: terraria got you sucked in
eekay: a lil bit
eekay: its a phase
Xylotile: @eekay get on fag
eekay: my terms are clear
Joguitaro: lol
Xylotile: @ErfBundy ???
ASlowFatHorsey: Gmns
eekay: I'm in bed
ASlowFatHorsey: Then get out of bed
eekay: Or I'm on my pads I guess but sleep is still the objective
ASlowFatHorsey: Ull be missing my secret recipe
ASlowFatHorsey: Revealing it tnite
eekay: Lol we found a new cook
eekay: This mokai
eekay: Made smthn spicy last game
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok fine
ASlowFatHorsey: Ig u guys never wanna game with me again i see how it is
eekay: It seems like you don't wanna play with us man
eekay: U the one saying no 90%
ASlowFatHorsey: i legit cant man
ASlowFatHorsey: the 1 time i say wgmn
ASlowFatHorsey: during the week
ASlowFatHorsey: yall say nah
Xylotile: game
Xylotile: 2 games
Xylotile: ??
Xylotile: @Joguitaro
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay
eekay: I'm in holy boulders
ASlowFatHorsey: Actually?
eekay: Ya
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Joguitaro:
eekay: monday is a no
Xylotile: Bro has his climbings shoes out at a nice Italian restaurant 💀
eekay: yummy
Xylotile: Put those grippers away yo
Joguitaro: It’s my birfday I do what I want
Xylotile: Do you usually chalk up the shoes
Joguitaro: No
Xylotile: Heel and toe ends?
eekay: oh holy fuck
Xylotile: Why not
Joguitaro: It’s actually bad to
eekay: the swain line at the end didnt remember that
eekay: chills
Xylotile: !arcane
FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 1 year, 6 days, 3 hours, 20 minutes, and 23 seconds. hang in there.
Xylotile: Lol
Joguitaro: Because rubber already sticky
Xylotile: Ultra sticky with chawk
Joguitaro: We’re not even playing the same game 😈
eekay: hes jhust like me fr fr
Joguitaro: Chalk makes it more slippy
eekay: @Joguitaro whats bad about them>
Joguitaro: Bad about what
eekay: ?
Joguitaro: Put chalk on shoes
eekay: oh
eekay: yeah that aint it
eekay: !arcane
FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 1 year, 6 days, 3 hours, 18 minutes, and 17 seconds. hang in there.
Xylotile: Ok climb Sunday???
eekay: probably
eekay: saturday more likely to work but both likely
Xylotile: I probably can’t do Saturday
Xylotile: Won’t be in Charleston until that evening
eekay: @Joguitaro sun?
eekay: nvm i forgot saturday comes before sunday
eekay: sunday is better
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ?
Joguitaro: I might be able to sun
eekay: potential 3 mannn
eekay: make it work
Xylotile: ||carl is a fucking idiot with the car. How you gonna ruin your only fast transportation to hilltop||
Xylotile: Nah 4 man only
eekay: || how did she ruin the car i dont remember ||
Xylotile: ||carl did. He saved edith from a walker with the car, but he crashed it and ruined the windshield||
eekay: || oh i read carol. yeah hes a dumbass obviously ||
Joguitaro: Shoes fit nice and snug
Joguitaro: Got it right first try unlike someone 🙄
eekay: yea bc of my advice ur welcome
eekay:
Xylotile: ||women camp moment||
Xylotile: ||im surprised they not dead||
Xylotile: ||yeah carl is a fucking idiot||
eekay: || daryl is king of the fucking idiots and carl is the fucking idiot prince ||
Xylotile: ||Rick kinda hinted that Judith wasn’t his child, is it ever brought up again?||
eekay: || yes ||
Xylotile: Dub
Xylotile: Oops
Xylotile: ||dub||
eekay: holy shit
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/gwen-stacy-gwen-spider-gwen-spider-woman-spider-man-gif-10889322678837702901
eekay: same voice actor as
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/arcane-vi-arcane-vi-gif-24941093
eekay: !arcane
FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 1 year, 5 days, 23 hours, 53 minutes, and 9 seconds. hang in there.
Xylotile: how did you figure that out
Xylotile: were you watching it on netflix
eekay: random yt vid
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Xylotile: dont hate me if you've never tried it
jakecrewa: This is actually an exception to that phrase of never knocking something until you try it
Xylotile: ur too insecure to tell us you jerk off
Xylotile: so
Xylotile: why are you typing
jakecrewa: Nice fallacy man
eekay: nice phallus man
jakecrewa: That’s what I was thinking lol
Xylotile: jc you jerk off?
CaMelon: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711646499385114654/822646396158083092/video0_-_2021-03-17T042425.182.mp4
jakecrewa: Only when I’m working the line at mi casa with your mother
Xylotile: hilarious
ASlowFatHorsey: ight bruva man
jakecrewa: @wrenchbreaker hop in vid chat
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
wrenchbreaker: whats happening
jakecrewa: intervention
CaMelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaF17q2AxKA
CaMelon: (end game)
CaMelon: (wouldn't recommend watching though it kinda suqs)
ErfBundy: We no longer gaming?
CaMelon: idk
CaMelon: @jakecrewa wgmn or what?
ErfBundy: Lol
jakecrewa: Cemb
CaMelon: @ErfBundy u heard the man
ErfBundy: As soon as jake sent that I said that out loud
ASlowFatHorsey: i could game
ErfBundy: @Joguitaro
ErfBundy: GameV
ErfBundy: ?*
ErfBundy: @CaMelon you game or nah?
Joguitaro: I’ll game
CaMelon: ill play like 1 game
ErfBundy: Ooooo
ErfBundy: We gamin then?
CaMelon: shur
ASlowFatHorsey: sure']
ErfBundy: Sure
ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 73 minutes.
ErfBundy: Let me login to computer
ASlowFatHorsey: ingot
ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/ySeTb-BZNz0
CaMelon:
CaMelon: domestic abuse
ErfBundy: that spidre was the size of a fucking rice grain
ASlowFatHorsey: loooooool
ErfBundy: you done @CaMelon
ASlowFatHorsey: spousal abuse be like
ErfBundy: welcome to my daily life lmao
ASlowFatHorsey: mega feels bad man
ErfBundy: yeah pretty much
ErfBundy: sorry i like afked
ASlowFatHorsey: dont worry about it bruv we know you literally could not do anything
ErfBundy: lmao
ErfBundy: faxual
Xylotile: what happened
ASlowFatHorsey: kylie fucking flipped the hell out over a rice grain size spider
ErfBundy: it crawled on her in bed and she couldnt wait for me to finish my leauge game
ASlowFatHorsey: and basically beat and took shit from gvin until he did something lol
Xylotile:
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: elo terrorist
eekay: i had a very disturbing dream last night
eekay: i cut off my big toe with a knife then accidentally swallowed it so i was trying to make myself barf it up so i could put it back on my foot
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/jawsum-omori-gif-20498295
eekay: please dont start using this instead of pluto is a planet
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ASlowFatHorsey: Oh
ASlowFatHorsey: We cokc
ASlowFatHorsey: Cock
Xylotile: Nooo
Xylotile: Minecraft
ASlowFatHorsey: And bone
ASlowFatHorsey: Fuck you
ASlowFatHorsey: No
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/anger-management-jack-nicholson-yes-duh-nods-gif-5222702
ASlowFatHorsey: Destiny awaits
eekay: huh
ASlowFatHorsey: As in cock
eekay: oh lowercase destiny not the game
ASlowFatHorsey: Destiny
ASlowFatHorsey: Yes lol
ASlowFatHorsey: lol just juked ur shit fr
eekay: @Joguitaro youve got a job to do
eekay: man your station
Xylotile: So mcs out the window now? 😦
eekay:
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/kermit-suicide-flip-jump-crash-gif-5140737
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: You gonna have some red days
Xylotile: Get used to it
Xylotile: I lost $300 one day it was not fun
eekay: lol no red days yet
eekay: you gambler
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/class-cute-aww-insomnia-cant-sleep-gif-15607263
eekay: xylotile trying not to buy the $500 ahri skin
Xylotile: ???????
ASlowFatHorsey: trueeeeeeeeeeeee
ASlowFatHorsey: classic xylophone
ASlowFatHorsey: tbh skin doesnt even look that special
Xylotile: I can put my rent money into my Robinhood account. Thank you
eekay: what
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/c4rti3r-embased-gif-22345313
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/pay-attention-warning-neon-light-gif-3144154417414276250
Xylotile: Are you saying I’m an attention whore??
eekay: sot ruer
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: This old guy at the gym somehow turned a conversation ab my Mexican flag on my bag to bush, Obama, and Clinton being controlled by Israel
Xylotile: Unskippable dialog moment
ASlowFatHorsey: Ek suckin toes rn
ASlowFatHorsey: Makes sense to me
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/finck-finckz-doente-trollface-gif-3463098541030956196
ASlowFatHorsey: Actual 3 person chat
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sad-pablo-lonely-alone-gif-12928789
Xylotile: Ap rn
Xylotile: Also nice bait ap
Xylotile: I know you drinking rn
ASlowFatHorsey: lol yea that’s me
ASlowFatHorsey: Always getting wasted and drinking
ASlowFatHorsey: Classic
ASlowFatHorsey: Also nice projecting
ASlowFatHorsey: Def u that’s wasted rn
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/looking-good-garfield-hey-good-looking-hey-handsome-looking-in-the-mirror-gif-20294451
eekay:
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879
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eekay: it is such a cool idea though
eekay: thats how scifi is man you just get sad that most of it cant be real
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah the still suit takes the evaporated water off ur skin and recycles it
ASlowFatHorsey: 10/10 real
ASlowFatHorsey: Ill make the first
ASlowFatHorsey: Fuck i dont want to do my hw rn
eekay: i can tell lol
eekay: you want something to read instead i finished a pretty cool story recently
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah im hard lookin for any excuse not to do it
eekay: finished reading it i didnt write it
eekay: its based in a similair world to ours but magic is discovered in 1972 and becomes a field of engineering
ASlowFatHorsey: Lmk when u publish ur novel on being a league lore master then maybe ill break my 12 year long reading hiatus
eekay: its discovered that spells corespond to partial differential field equations of quantum effects
eekay: lol will do
eekay: i didnt read for a long time but
eekay: its actually pretty cool
ASlowFatHorsey: Whats the name
eekay: ra but its very obscure
eekay: qntm ra maybe
eekay: i link
eekay: https://qntm.org/ra
ASlowFatHorsey: O
ASlowFatHorsey: K
eekay: it is actually a bit computer science intensive
eekay: in terms of understanding things going on
eekay: so maybe study up
ASlowFatHorsey: I dont need to waste my flashcards on a building blocks major
eekay: yeah aight aight
eekay: you never read harry potter and the methods of rationality did you
ASlowFatHorsey: Shit’s my bible
ASlowFatHorsey: Site verses every nite
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah jk
ASlowFatHorsey: Got u really excited for a moment there
eekay: it was rhetorical question
eekay: i just wanted to reccomend it again
eekay: maybe im biased cause it is crazily specifically up my alley
eekay: but read the frist 2 chapters
eekay: please just the frist two
ASlowFatHorsey: Uhuh
eekay: you will read more
eekay: will you do it
eekay: tell me now so im not waiting
eekay: two chapters
eekay: thats 30 minutes
ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb
ASlowFatHorsey: Where is friggle?
eekay: down for a while cause i figured out the wifi fucks with my bluetooth speakers
eekay: i turn on
ASlowFatHorsey: Imanyine
eekay: stop deflecting
eekay: yes or no
ASlowFatHorsey: 95% chance of nah
eekay: yes or no
eekay: just say it man
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah im good
eekay: say iut
eekay: tell me to my face
ASlowFatHorsey: Bottom behavior here
ASlowFatHorsey: No
eekay: fuck you too man
eekay: we are done
Joguitaro: stop fighting mommy daddy 😢
ASlowFatHorsey: Who mommy only 1 correct answer
Joguitaro: you
eekay: ???
ASlowFatHorsey: Good
eekay: what??
eekay: u think ur mommy?
ASlowFatHorsey: Obviously, my cake could be considered critical mass if it was compared to urs
eekay: bro you have looked like a father since sophomore year of hs
ASlowFatHorsey: Still more of a mommy then ull ever be
ASlowFatHorsey: Just accept ur role man
eekay: i will never be a father
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/milk-gif-25171442
Xylotile: Game?
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay
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eekay: not what the insurance will say
eekay: level 2 automation means you take responsiblity for the family of 4 you will probably kill before you get to utah
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dodgeo-evelynn-las-video-game-pc-game-battle-gif-14815172
ASlowFatHorsey: !lp euw1 thebausffs
eekay: down atm
eekay: and dont use a space
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight
eekay: adding conncet 4
eekay: @CaMelon do you know how to embed code in discord
eekay: ive seen it before i cant find anything about it
eekay: its just like a little seperate textbox
eekay: ```Blue hey does this work ```
eekay: nvm i got it
eekay: ```json
"howdy?"
```
eekay: ```CSS
"my message is here"
```
eekay: ```css
"hi"
```
CaMelon:
Xylotile: Nah
eekay: not a question
Xylotile: Connect 4 is stupid
eekay: i think people would use it
Xylotile: The only way you win is if ur opponent isn’t paying attention
Xylotile: There’s no trick to outsmart the opponent
eekay: itsa easy to code
eekay: and there are codes
eekay: i mean tricks
Xylotile: Codes
eekay: yea
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Climbable?
CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱
eekay: Looks chossy at the top
eekay: But probably climbable
Xylotile: Holy shit malphite irl
Xylotile: Kinda crazy
ASlowFatHorsey: 🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸
eekay: Changed the channel name: 👨❤💋👨 EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer n a stack yo
Xylotile: I have landed in Utah boys
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/glee-quinn-quinn-fabray-are-you-a-moron-moron-gif-7921727
eekay: huh?
Xylotile: Huh
eekay: whats with the gif
Xylotile: Oops thought it said mormon
Xylotile: Hehe
eekay: lol
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ironic-star-wars-chode-gif-5274592
Xylotile: True
eekay: !challenge @CaMelon
eekay: @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon
eekay: !challenge @CaMelon
FriggBot2000: Connect4 challenge created vs @CaMelon
eekay: @CaMelon accept it you bastard
eekay: !challenge @CaMelon
FriggBot2000: Connect4 challenge created vs @CaMelon
eekay: !gpt3 hello???
eekay: xd cemb cemb
FriggBot2000: c'est possible
FriggBot2000: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/976967172364570754/IMG_2090.gif
FriggBot2000: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972938534661009519/976969584907272263/sadf.gif
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ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz apparently one of the dorms here had to post a notice in the bathrooms to stop wanking off into the toilets/ showers
Joguitaro: I think dorms post that like every year lol
ASlowFatHorsey: I’m actually confused on how that’s possible
Joguitaro: Lotta cum
ASlowFatHorsey: Like wtf do people be puttin in there cum
ASlowFatHorsey: Mixing it with liquid cement or some shit
Joguitaro: That shit get sticky after a while
ASlowFatHorsey: Ig tru
ASlowFatHorsey: Gonna Experiment on our drains
eekay: hell yes i do
ASlowFatHorsey: Had a problem with that lately
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
eekay: wonder if my mom ever put it together that the only times the shower drain would clog is when i was home for the summer
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol fuckin hell
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey fill up
eekay: cold beer and gaming
Joguitaro: Guh?
eekay: fill urselves up with deep cock
Joguitaro: Oh
Joguitaro: Maybe tonight we can cock
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/masturbation-black-dude-cock-dick-gif-22478066
Joguitaro: Bruh that fucking link lol
eekay: lol i didnt even see it
Joguitaro: I just see notification: black dude, cock, masturbating
eekay: dont let dawn see
Joguitaro: nefarious
FriggBot2000: This computer is shared with others including parents. This is a parent speaking to you to now. Not sure what this group is up to. I have told my son that role playing d and d games are absolutely forbidden in out household. We do not mind him having online friendships with local people that he knows for legitimate purposes. Perhaps this is an innocent group. But, we expect transparency in our son's friendships and acquaintances. If you would like to identify yourself now and let me know what your purpose for this platform is this is fine. You are welcome to do so.
eekay: can u imagine what she would happen if she saw you say "i could cock tonight" and somebody respnds withtenor.com masturbation-black-dude-cock-dick-gif-22478066
eekay: she would keel over on the spot
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/you-wo-joker-joaqu-gif-23924191
ASlowFatHorsey: She aint built for these streets cuh
eekay: wtf guys did u hear about this
eekay:
Joguitaro: What is it I’m in class
eekay: u gotta see it man
eekay: to beleive it
ASlowFatHorsey: Lolol
ASlowFatHorsey: Watch mojo top 10 mummy momments
Xylotile: chat this real?
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/no-more-hero-no-more-heroes-birds-arent-real-birds-arent-even-real-gif-24152508
eekay: new shoes getting here tomorrow
eekay: gotta take the ol shamans out back
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-cry-sad-gun-aim-gif-16220733
Xylotile: can game rn
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: hw till the morn
eekay: sry
Xylotile: actually just lying
eekay: actually just
eekay: nvm
Xylotile: eekay room tour?
Xylotile:
Xylotile: @eekay game pleaseeeeeeeeee
eekay: email my professors and convince them to let me not turn in my hw
eekay: and i will game
eekay: pinky swear.
Xylotile: i could try
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eekay: bro u need to show up to class
Joguitaro: lol
Xylotile: i really do
Xylotile: ur right
Xylotile: i got a 67 in the class right now lol
Xylotile: 2 more midterms
Xylotile: 1 final
eekay: not doin ur hw problems when theyre this easy lol
Xylotile: can clutch a c
Xylotile: c- probably
Joguitaro: no wonder boeing was like nah
Xylotile: :/
Joguitaro: sorry lol
ErfBundy: Yes
eekay: he got way fatter
Joguitaro: nah nah nah
ErfBundy: Lmao
ErfBundy: Wait you couldn’t tell it was Caleb eekay?
ErfBundy: Lmfaoooooo
eekay: nope didnt even cross my mind
ErfBundy: Yeah
eekay: thought xylotile was joking till i saw the name
eekay: is he on hormones or smthn?
ErfBundy: No
Xylotile: no way man
ErfBundy: Just dressing funky
Xylotile: that is not caleb
ErfBundy: It is on everything
ErfBundy: He was saying like a day ago “man sometimes I just feel like being a woman”
ErfBundy: And at first I was like that’s funny
ErfBundy: But then he’s like I’m not joking
ErfBundy: So I was like I mean I’ll support you but wtf dog
Xylotile: yeah...
Xylotile: @eekay so that is a period or times man
Xylotile: answer the fucking question you asshole
Joguitaro: maybe look at notes man
Joguitaro: lol
eekay: it is insulting when you ask these questions
eekay: that are so
eekay: so easy to find online
eekay: when i told you i am racing to turn smthn in at midnight
eekay: chat muted
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/rpx_syria-mic-drop-gif-19149907
ErfBundy: If y’all playing COD in a couple hours I’ll join
Joguitaro: ok
Xylotile: how many hours @ErfBundy ?
Xylotile: I might do hw now then wait for u
ErfBundy: It’ll probably be around 11
Xylotile: hmm
ErfBundy: I’ll say no promises though cause the wife might be playing
Xylotile: gay
Xylotile: @Joguitaro get on boy
ErfBundy: I can play Friday though
Xylotile: i could shift call
Xylotile: but nah
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 201 minutes.
ErfBundy: Good shit
ErfBundy: @Xylotile @Joguitaro y’all still gaming or bout to hop off?
ErfBundy: Cool dope
Joguitaro: game
Joguitaro: game
Joguitaro: game
ErfBundy: Ok
ErfBundy: Give me 5
Joguitaro: get in the call man
ErfBundy: I’m gonna play one out of call asking the wife about her day at work
ErfBundy: Just start it im good
ErfBundy: Low key feel like shit so I’m not gonna play sorry
Joguitaro: bruh
Xylotile: xD
ErfBundy: Coworker was sick so praying I didn’t catch it
eekay: woah
eekay: i had this incredibly lucid dream where ma dn ap were kidnapped by aliens along with a bunch of other people
eekay: we were in space on the ship
eekay: and the aliens looked like humans but somehow i knew they werent
eekay: and at someplint ap basically told one of the aliens to fuck off and i was like bro are you trying to get yourself killed
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Definitely_Not_Taylor: Pog pog
Definitely_Not_Taylor: You should text her and be like “dick”
Definitely_Not_Taylor: That’s it
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Ez
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Clap
eekay: just the word dick
eekay: or a pic of my cock
eekay: maybe both
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Maybe a ?
eekay: ooh
eekay: mysterious
eekay: except
eekay: what if i never text her
Definitely_Not_Taylor: TRUE
eekay: yeah i think ill just not
CaMelon: BETA
Definitely_Not_Taylor: JUST TAKE A HARD PASS EZ LOL
eekay: cameron you dont cuss and you havent seen a tit since you were breastfeeding
eekay: youre opinion is invalid
CaMelon: oh yea
CaMelon: ill cuss
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Hey uh ek. What’s a “tit”??
CaMelon: you are just a dumb bass ek
CaMelon: thats right
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Yeah you bass
eekay: wow cj so alpha
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/funny-fish-talking-gif-3535521
CaMelon: cj alpha as frick
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Haha funny fish
Definitely_Not_Taylor: So you so busy textin you can’t game tho???
eekay: no im texting nobody
Xylotile: Ek go for that bro
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Listen to the man
Definitely_Not_Taylor: He’s been to a party before
eekay: ok you know those eye contact videos for autists
Definitely_Not_Taylor: No
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Wtf
CaMelon: ??
Definitely_Not_Taylor: ???
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw
eekay: these
CaMelon: .....
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Lol
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Practice up
Definitely_Not_Taylor: You need it
eekay: i cant make it 15 seconds
eekay: ive tried
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Actual autist
eekay: you really think im gonna put my dick inside another person
Definitely_Not_Taylor: True
eekay: im a virgin for life ive accepted it
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Kinda weird champ
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Modern day Newton
CaMelon: all ek hadley know is climb rock, vidya game, and watch a good mmovie.
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: you better go for that
eekay: newton except instead of inventing calculus i nearly fail it
Xylotile: gamers dont get that chance often
Xylotile: do this for all of us
eekay: xylotile
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Gamers rise up
eekay: do white face and pretend to be me
eekay: ill pass the baton to you
CaMelon: lol
Xylotile: lol
eekay: ive got her warmed up just finish it
Definitely_Not_Taylor: EK. Master of baiters
Xylotile: boys im gonna start a call
Xylotile: join it
Xylotile: we have to talk about this
Definitely_Not_Taylor: You literally bait girls and you friend zone them instead lol
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Ok
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 81 minutes.
eekay: one sec
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
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ASlowFatHorsey: Just get reported every game
eekay: lol
eekay: not a lot of data if its just me
eekay: i wonder how many times ive been reported
eekay: i wish i could find it
ASlowFatHorsey: Same honestly
ASlowFatHorsey: Id love to see if they added any comments too
ASlowFatHorsey: About y they reported me
eekay: apparently you can submit a ticket
eekay: and requesat that info
ASlowFatHorsey: Really?/
eekay: yeah
ASlowFatHorsey: On second thought idk if i want to see that
eekay: its not automatic though so an actual employee would have to get to it
eekay: lol
eekay: yeah maybe ignorance is bliss lol
ASlowFatHorsey: True
eekay: just submitted mine lol
eekay: not sure how long thatll take
ASlowFatHorsey: Oh fuck gl
eekay: im gonna make a guess
eekay: i think maybe 30 reports
eekay: ive only played 300 ranked games maybe
ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus that many
Xylotile: that many?
ASlowFatHorsey: How many times have you been banned
eekay: never
Xylotile: well they dont tell you if they got banned
ASlowFatHorsey: Mmm
eekay: i flame a lot im basically assuming sombody reported every game i mega flamed sombody
Xylotile: from reports
Xylotile: oh not like after game reports?
Xylotile: just like the client report?
eekay: well i guess i dont realyl report people for flaming unless they also inted
Xylotile: are you talking about on the website or the client
eekay: huh
Xylotile: like you can report people on the website
Xylotile: which actaully makes them look into the game
eekay: i didnt know that
eekay: i was assuming client reports
Xylotile: oh
Xylotile: for every 4 loses i prolly report two players
Xylotile: so ive reported A LOT
eekay: oh iw as wanting to know how many times ive been reported
eekay: i dont really report people unless its very very blatant tining
eekay: inting
eekay: i dont just report sombody for being really really bad
eekay: it has to be obvious
Xylotile: im the opposite
eekay: you jsut report sombody anytime you tilt
eekay: i bet your reports have more weight in the algorithm if you report more
eekay: i meanif you report less
Xylotile: w/e
Xylotile: its not like they actaully work
Xylotile:
Xylotile: im in boys
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Joguitaro: Covid killed snow days 😔
eekay: Dang I never thought about that
eekay: Every school is set up for online now
eekay: So snow days are just online days
ASlowFatHorsey: yep pretty yikes
eekay: That is a tragedy
Joguitaro: Covid virus turned into a computer virus called zoom 😔
eekay: I wonder how long it'll be before real snow days come back
eekay: If they ever do
ASlowFatHorsey: i dont think they ever will
ASlowFatHorsey: unless internet shuts down
ASlowFatHorsey: someone call the lizzard squad
ASlowFatHorsey: pls
Joguitaro:
Joguitaro: 👀
CaMelon: Not at Lakeland, you should probably transfer tbh.
Joguitaro: Wish I could go to a big university like Lakeland
CaMelon: I know you do
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-aura-take-the-l-dancing-loss-gif-21664886
CaMelon: Have fun in class tomorrow bozo
Joguitaro: 😦
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/warframe-k-on-gif-21394001
Xylotile: Hi
CaMelon: Hi
ASlowFatHorsey: what
ASlowFatHorsey: gaming tnit
eekay: snow day gamings
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/snow-playing-snow-winter-gif-13997775
eekay: fail
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005
ASlowFatHorsey: is he drinking cinnamon
ASlowFatHorsey: pretty impressive if so
ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy @CaMelon
ASlowFatHorsey: ereh ni teg
eekay: @Xylotile
eekay: @CaMelon
Xylotile: Ehhhhhhhhhh
Xylotile: Ok one two games
ASlowFatHorsey: nah i dont wanna anymore
Xylotile: But it has to be rn
eekay: just got into ranked gam
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 73 minutes.
ErfBundy: I can game tonight
ErfBundy: I off at like 10:30 if y’all will be on
Xylotile: i have to go at 10:30
ErfBundy: Ok
Xylotile: like exactly at 10:30
ErfBundy: Lmao niceee
Xylotile:
CaMelon: Someone tell me why discord on phone doesn’t stop ringing until you accept for decline
Xylotile: huh
CaMelon: Listened to discord ring tone all the way home my phone was in the back seat
CaMelon: Discord on phone when someone calls it doesn’t stop ringing until you accept or decline the call
CaMelon: Annoying
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight
ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn
eekay: oh shit
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0UnTDQ8_yA
ASlowFatHorsey: ().()
CaMelon: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643869361588797442/938102473263050782/272968641_4744664302318232_2820301525690217858_n.mp4
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