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Joguitaro: yes and at conception ASlowFatHorsey: U could just give citizenship to the parents ASlowFatHorsey: Or make it easier for them ASlowFatHorsey: More avenues Joguitaro: then it actually becomes a real cheat code what Xylotile: because of your religious beliefs or what? Xylotile: i think for me its heartbeat Xylotile: if i had to put a specific stage ASlowFatHorsey: Uhm ASlowFatHorsey: Disagree Xylotile: ap lovessss taking our words out of context eekay: he wasnt doing that eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey the argument is bad becuase its an appeal to tradition eekay: it doesnt matter how wee used to do things eekay: the goal of the government is to provide the best life for the most people eekay: not to stick to just do what it has always done eekay: this argument specifically Xylotile: based as fuck eekay: yeah its just utilitarianism ASlowFatHorsey: I guess I shoulda saved that for my pr campaign Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: But there really is not a reason for taking it away ASlowFatHorsey: lol Joguitaro: lol i like JD but i will agree that it was a slight misplay to say this lol ASlowFatHorsey: There are no negative consequences that are directly effected by it that cannot be solved in any other way Xylotile: he throwing ASlowFatHorsey: They just love ball fondling Putin ASlowFatHorsey: If I’m being honest eekay: lore? Joguitaro: the zelensky meeting Xylotile: trump and vance were getting pissy with zelensky Xylotile: then basically 1v2ed ASlowFatHorsey: Yea ASlowFatHorsey: Then some peanut gallery too Joguitaro: well i do agree that it was a bit disrespectful what zelensky did eekay: do trump and zelenky not like eachother? Xylotile: what he do eekay: policy wise Xylotile: trump basically thinks he owns zelensky because of the money they gave him eekay: that biden gave him right Xylotile: yeah they as in america eekay: i see Xylotile: also the money didnt go directly into their bank account Xylotile: a lot of the money was actually for the US supporting ukraine thru US made weapons Joguitaro: basically he promised that he'd be willing to do a ceasefire and make that mineral deal but in the press conference said he didn't wanna do a cease fire or have any negotiations with putin Joguitaro: yada yada blah blah blah Joguitaro: lotta stuff ASlowFatHorsey: Well that blah blah blah is pretty important ASlowFatHorsey: They want Zelensky aka Ukraine to become a Russian puppet basically eekay: i assumed the aid was in the form of materiel and supplies yeah eekay: wtf u sposed to do with ukranian money lol Joguitaro: basically trump wants him to be willing to make a deal with russia to stop the conflict Xylotile: what? the US didnt give minerals to ukraine eekay: i never said minerasls Joguitaro: the US wants mineral rights from ukraine Xylotile: oops hehe Joguitaro: so we have assesets there Xylotile: well i can also see zelensky not wanting to be owned by the US Joguitaro: and an actual reason to help and also posture ASlowFatHorsey: The ceasefire basically means giving into all of russias demands Xylotile: so he shouldnt be accepting a deal, especially when he's cornered ASlowFatHorsey: Which is complete control of Ukraine Xylotile: in the white house Joguitaro: well i think ukraine should be willing to give up some stuff likely being land Joguitaro: it's not morally right
FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-reASPxNCpMxkx7ThQGlC7CxF.png?st=2024-10-30T19%3A25%3A42Z&se=2024-10-30T21%3A25%3A42Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-10-30T00%3A19%3A42Z&ske=2024-10-31T00%3A19%3A42Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=6lofNm5hausLnxXzc4ukZaF1nfBBDeUt/Kg6%2BzmfSYU%3D Xylotile: lol eekay: close eekay: wait wtf it just works if u tell it the nelf is male eekay: misogynistic ass ai eekay: #gptiscancelled eekay: lol my mom keeps adding things to the dale face store eekay: https://dale-face.printify.me/product/14863391/hershel-family-farm Xylotile: Wait that shirt goes unbelievably hard Xylotile: Tell her to change the D to a . Xylotile: Est. Joguitaro: i LOVE men Xylotile: Ermm Xylotile: Okay Taylor eekay: classic tailor ASlowFatHorsey: !dalle black man with longish dreads in a ponytail with a satisfied look rubbing his belly after a full meal FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-2isMJK5BFZtJlFJ6mVvhXhM9.png?st=2024-10-30T19%3A56%3A37Z&se=2024-10-30T21%3A56%3A37Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-10-30T00%3A22%3A32Z&ske=2024-10-31T00%3A22%3A32Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=JUyuQN/HzGuK978uHcxsAgnoFJAWvtO5uNZoSG5AD58%3D
Xylotile: They do it for tax write offs eekay: probably some eekay: holy fucking shit tyler1 is playing wow classic hardcore eekay: in sodapoppin's guild Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/mad-angry-yell-lie-down-gif-17679604 Joguitaro: Him after accidentally pulling 3 mobs eekay: i feel it coming back eekay: maagic is returning to the lands Xylotile: Yessss Xylotile: Definitely an ap eekay: perfect game for him ASlowFatHorsey: Wow is definitely the perfect game for him lol ASlowFatHorsey: He prolly gonna turn off the 150% xp buff eekay: exactly eekay: he basically played top challenge like wow eekay: with 0.01% of his brain turned on ASlowFatHorsey: Farming sim ASlowFatHorsey: Harvesting minions on a island Xylotile: Oklo earnings tmr afternoon eekay: eekay: due for a spike eekay: i just sold pz on the black market to buy more ASlowFatHorsey: Yep just received her ASlowFatHorsey: 25g of protein eekay: lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/unmute-discord-praying-mods-gif-2082723008919548420 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/hokuto-no-ken-fist-of-the-north-star-kung-fu-jesus-jojo-toki-gif-15384758 ASlowFatHorsey: 700bc Jesus eekay: !gpt if anton chigurh from no country for old men had to be played by a white actor, who do you think you would cast? eekay: oh yeah frigbot crashed Xylotile: Nice one eekay: !gpt if anton chigurh from no country for old men had to be played by a white actor, who do you think you would cast? ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/mario-spaghetti-italian-gif-14634187 eekay: what the fuck eekay: !gpt if anton chigurh from no country for old men had to be played by a white actor, who do you think you would cast? Xylotile: !dalle poop ASlowFatHorsey: Find the difference between this and frigg code ASlowFatHorsey: (There isn’t one) eekay: lol fuck yourself eekay: !gpt if anton chigurh from no country for old men had to be played by a white actor, who do you think you would cast? FriggBot2000: . . . eekay: um FriggBot2000: Casting a character like Anton Chigurh, known for his intense and chilling presence, requires an actor who can embody those qualities convincingly. While the original portrayal by Javier Bardem is iconic, if a white actor were to be cast, a few possibilities might include: 1. Michael Fassbender: Known for his versatility and ability to play complex, intense characters, Fassbender could bring a unique edge to the role. 2. Cillian Murphy: With his piercing gaze and experience in playing unnerving characters, Murphy could effectively capture Chigurh’s chilling essence. 3. Ralph Fiennes: Fiennes has a history of delivering performances that are both charismatic and menacing, making him an interesting choice for the role. 4. Jake Gyllenhaal: Gyllenhaal has shown his ability to dive into dark and psychologically complex roles in films like "Nightcrawler" and "Prisoners." Each of these actors has a proven track record of delivering captivating and intense performances, which would be essential for a character like Anton Chigurh.
eekay: it was a good fuckin cappuccino machine eekay: and thats not correct ASlowFatHorsey: Well ill give it that it was the first cuppochino machine to create soggy ass cuppochinos eekay: the only change i would make on a cappy machine v2 is that the glue i used for the water resorvoir dissolved a bit and prolly made it into the beverage eekay: couldnt taste it though ASlowFatHorsey: Yum eekay: guess who i saw yesterday 😳 eekay: eekay: this guy CaMelon: Did you get an autograph? eekay: i tried eekay: he was in a hurry eekay: https://tenor.com/view/thanos-touch-grass-go-outside-gif-22134586 CaMelon: Malding CaMelon: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/cope-gif-22136068 eekay: I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle" (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it) [Pre-Chorus] Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket [Chorus] So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I'vе been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real [Verse 2] Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages But I've been places Kissin' guy's faces Kissin' guy's faces Kissin' guy's faces But the fact is Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it) [Pre-Chorus] Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket [Chorus] So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real ASlowFatHorsey: U proud of ur self ASlowFatHorsey: For this accomplisment eekay: yes eekay: look upon my works ye mighty and despair ASlowFatHorsey: Ight CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824606874355367966/877178173010358373/image0.gif eekay: what ahve you ever provided eekay: besides judgement eekay: you only descend from the heavens to post le epic gif reaction
Joguitaro: gagmingaaaaaaaaaaa eekay: im goina sleep Joguitaro: trolingggggggggggggggggggg Joguitaro: trolololol Joguitaro: @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile Xylotile: I’m shitting Xylotile: 5 mins eekay: can i ask what makes you act this way Xylotile: I was at the gym and 9:30 was a rough estimate eekay: oh really Xylotile: Still got to shower and eat eekay: why are all your rough estimates eekay: too short eekay: if they were random they should be evenly distributed eekay: they are consistently under eekay: next excuse Xylotile: 5 mins eekay: losre eekay: im going to sleep Joguitaro: game eekay: use brain and extimate time accurately eekay: gn Joguitaro: no Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 145 minutes. Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay @eekay Xylotile: and i said no earlier than 9:30 Xylotile: technically Xylotile: Xylotile: earliest** Xylotile: so get on Xylotile: @eekay Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: hold on Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: v Joguitaro: v Joguitaro: v Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay eekay: Hmm🤔 Xylotile: either way works for me ek Xylotile: i kinda wanna play ranked so dont get on Xylotile: eekay: 😬 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-meg-griffin-family-guy-farting-gif-14670805 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/enmantillado-baby-placenta-gif-16012518 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/enmantillado-baby-placenta-gif-16012518 eekay: goddamnit its midnight eekay: i have class at 8 eekay: fuck you guys and fuck league eekay: we playin tomorrow though? jakecrewa: It would he 10/10 if all three stories were equally good but they got worse as the movie went on eekay: No shot was tastes and smells the worst one eekay: U trifling eekay: yes it goes on too long but its not worse than the second Xylotile: @eekay how were classes jakecrewa: Just don’t know how I feel about a black man in a film jakecrewa: Doesn’t sit right with my traditional tastes Xylotile:
FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo FriggBot2000: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972938534661009519/976968856423772180/sdfg.gif ASlowFatHorsey: Well CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱 FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱 FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo CaMelon: @eekay u aint ready for the smoke boy eekay: ite eekay: what that means CaMelon: eekay: lol eekay: ok CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱 FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱 FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱 FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱 FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱 FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱 FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱 FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱 FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo CaMelon: Changed the channel name: wp gg 😃 joking 😂 we shilling 😎 solo bolo 😱 FriggBot2000: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo
Xylotile: lol some companies are telling trump that their workforce are illegal immigrants and the whole US will suffer if they get deported Xylotile: mostly the people on the fields Xylotile: getting fruits and veggies ASlowFatHorsey: Everyone is telling him that ASlowFatHorsey: But he dgaf ASlowFatHorsey: True ASlowFatHorsey: lol pussy Xylotile: i gotta delete it Xylotile: or else the sink will be full for another 2 days ASlowFatHorsey: That shit gonna happen regardless Xylotile: tru Xylotile: might need to send an email to mom Xylotile: didnt mean it like that ASlowFatHorsey: Sincerely, Nefarious avatars FriggBot2000: This computer is shared with others including parents. This is a parent speaking to you to now. Not sure what this group is up to. I have told my son that role playing d and d games are absolutely forbidden in out household. We do not mind him having online friendships with local people that he knows for legitimate purposes. Perhaps this is an innocent group. But, we expect transparency in our son's friendships and acquaintances. If you would like to identify yourself now and let me know what your purpose for this platform is this is fine. You are welcome to do so. Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: lol Xylotile: !gpt can you please write up an email to my roomate's mom because he doesnt do his dishes FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Subject: A Small Request Regarding Household Responsibilities Hi [Roommate's Mom's Name], I hope this message finds you well. I'm reaching out to you because I've really enjoyed having [Roommate's Name] as a roommate, and I know how supportive you are of him. I wanted to bring up a small concern that I believe we can address together. While we all have our busy schedules, things like keeping up with dishes can sometimes slip through the cracks. I've noticed that this has been happening a bit more frequently lately. I believe a little gentle reminder from you might be just the motivation he needs to help get things back on track. Thank you so much for your understanding and for being a great influence in [Roommate's Name]'s life. Your support means a lot! Warm regards, [Your Name] Xylotile: lol my mom uses gpt to translate some stuff to english. I gotta stop telling her to do that cuz she sounds too chatbotty ASlowFatHorsey: I mean sometime that’s the vibe tho eekay: !gpt can you please write up an email to my roomate's mom regarding his inability to climb v4 FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Certainly! Here is a draft for an email addressing this topic: --- Subject: Update on [Roommate's Name] and Climbing Dear [Roommate's Mom's Name], I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to share an update regarding [Roommate's Name]'s climbing progress, as I know he enjoys discussing his adventures with you. [Roommate's Name] has been dedicating a lot of time and effort to improving his climbing skills, especially with his goal of conquering a V4 route. While he has been making significant progress and showing great determination, he has encountered some challenges along the way. Scaling a V4 is no small feat and requires a combination of strength, technique, and mental focus. Although he hasn’t managed to complete one just yet, I truly believe that his perseverance and commitment will eventually lead him to success. I've been really inspired by his positive attitude and resilience, and I'm confident that he is learning and growing with every attempt. We’ve been cheering each other on at the climbing gym, and it's been wonderful to see his dedication in action. I just wanted to let you know how hard he is working, and assure you that he's also taking breaks and balancing his time well. If there's anything specific you’d like me to communicate or any words of encouragement you’d like me to pass on to him, please feel free to let me know. Warm regards, [Your Name]
Xylotile: How about you hop off my dick Xylotile: You ever try that??? eekay: nope Joguitaro: !lp maestrofluff FriggBot2000: maestrofluff is in Bronze III at 68 lp with a 0.545 wr over 22 games Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/drunk-morning-crawl-sloth-cute-gif-16444201 eekay: !lp eekay FriggBot2000: eekay is in Platinum I at 8 lp with a 0.583 wr over 12 games eekay: gigachad Joguitaro: i'll be there soon 🥲 eekay: jo u seen american vandal eekay: question amrk eekay: question mark eekay: gotcha Xylotile: 60% is p good Xylotile: Bro he mid game Xylotile: Leave him alone Xylotile: He’s locked in eekay: its said hes been playing for the last 8 hours Joguitaro: i was afk for a while Joguitaro: !lp maestrofluff FriggBot2000: maestrofluff is in Bronze III at 92 lp with a 0.565 wr over 23 games eekay: more updates at 7 Joguitaro: gotta check after every game Joguitaro: the live feed eekay: would a lp graph be cool Joguitaro: mobalytics does that actually eekay: yeah mobalytics also tells u ur lp im not inventing fire here Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/abelha-tilti-topzira-gif-15121149 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/borpa-spin-borpa-spin-twitch-emote-gif-21847381 Xylotile: @ErfBundy are you alive ErfBundy: Yerrrrrr Xylotile: Bro I had a dream you died last night ErfBundy: W Xylotile: Isn’t that wild ErfBundy: Yeah that’s a little crazy ErfBundy: I was kinda dying last night ErfBundy: Premonition eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey what was bg3 fps on old pc ASlowFatHorsey: like 20 max lol ASlowFatHorsey: and i was on lowest settings eekay: thats insane ASlowFatHorsey: yea im excited eekay: maybe you'll actually play half the games youve bought now eekay: cause u can actually run them ASlowFatHorsey: idk how i played that for 160 hours ASlowFatHorsey: yea true eekay: what u getting now eekay: also have u done ansur yet ASlowFatHorsey: how do i check fps? ASlowFatHorsey: it seems really good lol eekay: theres an fps counter in game i beleive or you can enable one for all games on steam ASlowFatHorsey: and im on max settings eekay: yeah you can turn it on in overlay eekay: steam overlay ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay where is the gamer who givesd u a quest at the wine festival? eekay: right next to it just a bit downhill eekay: stream? ASlowFatHorsey: /call ASlowFatHorsey: ope ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. eekay: one sec eekay: Started a call that lasted 20 minutes. eekay: rewatched american vandal eekay: so fucking good eekay: amazing casting ASlowFatHorsey: Ight brb eekay: lol eekay: ill prolly hit s2 after eekay: @Joguitaro watch it slut
ErfBundy: You do not have one and I do why are you trying to say how it runs eekay: So youre really going to argue that console runs more games at 60 than pv can ErfBundy: This is what you said ErfBundy: And followed up by making a statement that says it can run some at 60 eekay: That was obviously not literal ErfBundy: When I have not ran a game BELOW 60 yet ErfBundy: Elden ring didn’t stutter once below 60 in my 120 hours in game ErfBundy: Horizon is a poorly polished turd which is why it runs so bad eekay: Ok so you're saying consoles run games higher than pc eekay: That's your point? ErfBundy: My point is that your statement was untrue eekay: Like I said I was very very obviously not being literal eekay: Obviously some things run 60 or even higher ErfBundy: Your point was it doesn’t run many games at 60 ErfBundy: I am LITERALLY TELLING YOU ErfBundy: It runs almost everything at 60 eekay: It runs almost everything you play eekay: Maybe that's the case because you choose games that run at 60? ErfBundy: Lost cause ErfBundy: Lost cause eekay: i mean it is a simple fact that games run faster on pc eekay: are you really trying to say otherwise? ErfBundy: Lost cause ErfBundy: I told you my point already ErfBundy: You are making a different argument that wasn’t stated eekay: if your point was that there is more than 0 games than run 60 or higher on consoles eekay: then yes lol eekay: you win eekay: but you know thats not what i meant ErfBundy: My point is like I said five times now most games on the ps5 run at 60 or higher ErfBundy: Which is the truth ErfBundy: End of discussion ErfBundy: Read it a couple times so you can understand ErfBundy: Don’t type just read for a minute eekay: ok then i am saying eekay: pc can run literally anything 60 or higher ErfBundy: Okay I don’t care eekay: console is limited in terms of performance ErfBundy: Not what I was arguing ErfBundy: And that’s still not true ErfBundy: Many games are locked at certain frame rates ErfBundy: So you are still incorrect eekay: but ntohing is locked on pc lol ErfBundy: Ok eekay: so is it not less limited? ErfBundy: Convo ended eekay: lol Joguitaro: @Xylotile stalker gamings smh eekay: lol yeah eekay: we did the stalking thing that one time in call it was funny but eekay: xylotile is not doing a joke eekay: xylotile gangstalking you ASlowFatHorsey: Ek straw manning as usual ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay I’ll be there at 1 ASlowFatHorsey: So no change to the usual plan eekay: That's not a straw man and sounds good Xylotile: Gentlemen Xylotile: I propose gamings in a couple hours eekay: Motion for gaming approved Xylotile: Meeting time at 8? eekay: Acceptable Xylotile: @ErfBundy @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ??? ASlowFatHorsey: I have a testicular amount of homiework to do ErfBundy: I could at like 9 something ErfBundy: @eekay are you and ap climbing Tuesday? eekay: i know i am ASlowFatHorsey: I prolly will ErfBundy: Aight what time ErfBundy: Or wait till Tuesday for time?
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jakecrewa: Ek boutta base his entire personality off of Abed now because of this male astrology eekay: abed was based off me asshole jakecrewa: Should we take the political compass test next? eekay: we did those in mr thompsons test eekay: class i mean eekay: i think i was pretty close to center eekay: mr thompson was fairly close to hitler jakecrewa: Lmao expected eekay: yeah he uses 4chan so much he used the terminology in class eekay: one time he was describing the chinese social credit system and the described the effects of low social credit using the word debuffs jakecrewa: Lmao that guy fucked eekay: yeah i catcalled him one time when he walked past my house jakecrewa: https://tenor.com/view/silicon-valley-this-guy-fucks-sex-gif-4276042 Xylotile: what kind of catcall Xylotile: like when you bend over to pick up a folder eekay: like a wooOOt woo Xylotile: and one of your students whistles at you eekay: i wasnt fucking paying attention you weirdo eekay: i have tourettes Xylotile: didnt get the joke Xylotile: sad eekay: yeah eekay: i meant i want paying attention eekay: when mrs runyon did thast eekay: guys is this too far eekay: eekay: we talkin about persuasive speeches Xylotile: you might get a call from eiu police Xylotile: if you turn that in eekay: \ eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: yeah Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/kekw-kek-bttv-twitch-emote-gif-15123134 eekay: beckwas Xylotile: beckis eekay: it doesnt ahve a spellcheck you iliterate fuck Xylotile: ahve eekay: i have better english than you with spellcheck Xylotile: ok Xylotile: Xylotile: tease for new top champion Xylotile: one for all is coming back too Xylotile: pog eekay: everybodya lready knows whot he next champ is eekay: basically confirmed since viego release Xylotile: Really? Xylotile: I do t eekay: isolde eekay: viego wife eekay: shes a seamstress so thats her gimmick i guess eekay: jakecrewa: It’s all about the ball hairs eekay: lol exactly eekay: wait is that an american vandal reference eekay: it is right jakecrewa: Yes lmao eekay: ok i thought so eekay: did u like the soundtrack eekay: i couldve timed the drop better Xylotile: Hey ek Xylotile: I’ll save you the trouble Xylotile: No one gives a fuck eekay: of what Xylotile: Stop typing eekay: aww eekay: hes mad he had to drop cs eekay: cause he built the same Xylotile: Better to drop Xylotile: Than have a 2.0 eekay: its ok buddy some people just arent cut out for it eekay: its a hard subject Xylotile: @jakecrewa ur roommate still sleeping at 10pm? eekay: eat roommate Xylotile: ??? ASlowFatHorsey: you guys seen train to basuan?? Xylotile: no but i know the ending Xylotile: and what its about Xylotile: i heard its good tho ASlowFatHorsey: def recommend Xylotile: did you just watch it? ASlowFatHorsey: best movie ive seen in a while
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/thealexera-soyjak-surprised-amazed-wojak-gif-19919803 ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly w dawn watching to make sure he dosent get injured eekay: lol eekay: mommy makout time Joguitaro: Hi guys 🙂 Xylotile: hey man Xylotile: game? 🙂 Joguitaro: Hanging with wife maybe game later ASlowFatHorsey: Wowie ASlowFatHorsey: No gaming ever again Xylotile: ap u cant even game today Xylotile: sush ASlowFatHorsey: The ol ball an chain Joguitaro: I actually have a crippling gaming addiction on path of exile lol Joguitaro: But I can game later Joguitaro: 🙂 ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah we noticed Joguitaro: Oopsie 🙊 ASlowFatHorsey: 40 hrs a day lookin mf ASlowFatHorsey: When u teachin the wife to game? ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro ASlowFatHorsey: Other than puzzies Joguitaro: Me and the wife already play some fortnite together and wreck scrubs on switch servers Xylotile: sailor talk smh ASlowFatHorsey: I mean like an actual game eekay: sailor talk? eekay: yeah teach her chess though Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/talking-dog-meme-sailor-dog-sailor-dog-gif-24804417 Xylotile: Xylotile: are you retarded? eekay: lol yeah i know about sailor talk from spongebob eekay: i didnt see the relevance Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/jokes-joke-went-over-your-head-superman-the-joke-gif-15643668 ASlowFatHorsey: Lol that’s a good gif eekay: ap u know what the joke was ASlowFatHorsey: No not really Xylotile: 🙂 eekay: puzzies means puzzles man eekay: u got a dirty mind Xylotile: the joke was them playing fortnite together eekay: and sailor talk relates how Xylotile: they basically fucking eekay: ??? eekay: u just sayin words Xylotile: you wouldnt get it man Xylotile: you've never played with a girl before Xylotile: down for some fornite thoo Xylotile: @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: Why is fortnite getting the heat for exploiting children when other games have done it for decades Xylotile: Money wise Xylotile: @eekay Sheperd gamings? eekay: i would but im workin eekay: editing resume Xylotile: :/ ErfBundy: Elden ring has officially won the most game of the year awards ever Xylotile: W Xylotile: man didnt u say u had to sleep early ErfBundy: Yeah I been staying up too late so it’s hard lol ErfBundy: Currently filling out an application and chess gaming eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey you seen those new bots Xylotile: https://mobile.twitter.com/DatEDP445/status/1609968702560296960 Xylotile: Huge W ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah looks pretty interesting ASlowFatHorsey: For a warm up ASlowFatHorsey: 3600 Elo eekay: You played vs mittens yet eekay: 1 elo ASlowFatHorsey: No ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly lose instantly ASlowFatHorsey: I mean its not actualy 1 elo
wrenchbreaker: the other day we had an afk farming account in our game, and the other team forfeited because they felt so bad wrenchbreaker: in comp Xylotile: im ab to leave this game Xylotile: this little kid is so annoying wrenchbreaker: rip wrenchbreaker: @Xylotile whats ur valorant use wrenchbreaker: r Xylotile: huh? wrenchbreaker: username Xylotile: Xylotile Xylotile: are there numbers wrenchbreaker: i think so Xylotile: ok lemme check after gaem Xylotile: 10-8 rn Xylotile: idk man sometimes i go off some rounds, but others Xylotile: i go like 3 rounds without a kill sometimes wrenchbreaker: same Xylotile: their phenoix got an ace Xylotile: one of my guys has 4 kills Xylotile: 19 rounds in eekay: What do people do when they aren't in the computer Xylotile: two aces in a row Xylotile: lol wrenchbreaker: irl gamings eekay: Ok I also can't leave my dorm building without getting locked out Xylotile: put something on the door eekay: Unless I wanna prop the door or tape the latch eekay: yeah I just did that to go let the dogs out of my dad's house eekay: And somebody came out of the door that I propped open with a coin and I just barely got back inside before the door closed Xylotile: yeah that is a problem Xylotile: how many doors are there eekay: Imm eekay: the building is kinda split into 2 for a with a cafeteria in the middle Xylotile: prop at least two eekay: so I think 2 doors each half Xylotile: G gg eekay: Ok but what do I do Xylotile: oops eekay: After my epic escape Xylotile: prop two doors Xylotile: come hang eekay: yeah got that part eekay: Where Xylotile: mi casa eekay: ew no eekay: I dont do that on first date ASlowFatHorsey: ek just leave window open and climb in eekay: Da windows have screens ASlowFatHorsey: remove them eekay: I think I'd have to pay for that ASlowFatHorsey: how ? ASlowFatHorsey: window screens are def made to be removable ASlowFatHorsey: from the insode eekay: Nvm ASlowFatHorsey: inside ASlowFatHorsey: ez claps eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: see just climb ASlowFatHorsey: or throw a rope made of bed sheets eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: ooooo ASlowFatHorsey: but dont blame me when you die or gracie gamings sneeks inside eekay: eekay: eekay: mission: impossible eekay: I mean eekay: Mission: c'est possible ASlowFatHorsey: omg gg ASlowFatHorsey: no way that holds Xylotile: Ek ur gonna die lol Xylotile: That’s not gonna hold Xylotile: Yo is that a ballsack print ek? eekay: finest gaming chair available eekay: Of course it will hold Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: thats his doo doo cheeks ASlowFatHorsey: thats what it is eekay: Prolly my coccyx eekay: Dude I could freeze all that shit I don't even need the rope eekay: Free solo* ASlowFatHorsey: ek the white frozone now eekay: Lol eekay: Ok here's a new problem eekay: I gotta shit but they ain't no lights in the bathroom eekay: Cause no power ASlowFatHorsey: bucket
Joguitaro: Pog my chem discussion ended early Xylotile: @everyone gamings in 10 minutes? 👀👀 Joguitaro: I’m down Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: imma workin rn Xylotile: Bruh Xylotile: On what ASlowFatHorsey: logic and fax class Xylotile: Tf is that ASlowFatHorsey: Philosophy class eekay: do u actually have that? ASlowFatHorsey: yeppers Xylotile: Talk about snooze fest ASlowFatHorsey: yesh* ASlowFatHorsey: its pretty interesting sctually eekay: thats pretty cool eekay: idk if they ave those her eekay: here ASlowFatHorsey: im pretty sure eiu has a philosophy department but it is really small tho eekay: yeah like all of them eekay: trhey only got an electrical engineering major like last year ASlowFatHorsey: really? ASlowFatHorsey: dam eekay: i like philosophy but i think its mostly up to the teacher eekay: it can be really shitty ASlowFatHorsey: true ASlowFatHorsey: i really like this teacher so faf ASlowFatHorsey: far eekay: yeah my geography teacher is kinda dick eekay: but how do you teach geography nobosy likes it eekay: its amanda davis's dad ASlowFatHorsey: what kinda gurth we talken ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: at least 8 inch circumfernce ASlowFatHorsey: oooooo ASlowFatHorsey: spicy ASlowFatHorsey: YoU nO wHaT wOulD Be cRaZY marry Amandas Dad EZ A+ ASlowFatHorsey: marry into the davis family gets some bonuses CaMelon: What eekay: ooh eekay: i like ur thinking CaMelon: U gay u gay ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon not even jewish smh CaMelon: I made my lord of the rings online character a Jew ASlowFatHorsey: wait you can do that lol CaMelon: CaMelon: ASlowFatHorsey: wait sense when has amanda's dad been an npc in lotro eekay: lol what CaMelon: f@x CaMelon: @eekay you reproducing or what brudder ASlowFatHorsey: tru CaMelon: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/leap-attack-jungle-farm-krugs-gif-15507934 CaMelon: Is that NB3?!!? ASlowFatHorsey: wait it is eekay: what CaMelon: @eekay u gay n ded n Jewish eekay: :( Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey am i missing something? ASlowFatHorsey: Whats up Buv? Xylotile: the gif eekay: same eekay: i dont get it ASlowFatHorsey: he farmin krugs ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/leap-attack-jungle-farm-krugs-gif-15507934 Xylotile: ???? ASlowFatHorsey: NB3 is farmin krugs Xylotile: again Xylotile: ???? ASlowFatHorsey: 🤏 CaMelon: Kha ziz ASlowFatHorsey: 🐛 Xylotile: 😦 CaMelon: 👁️ CaMelon: 🇼🇬Ⓜ️🇳❓
CaMelon: yuh eekay: sounds good eekay: for real though he must be expecting to amke some shit up eekay: like no person can make any kind of plan for the next 3 years to thast kind of accuracy Xylotile: yeah some bullshit Xylotile: you should say u want to internship at riot hq Xylotile: and delete the game eekay: why would i intern at riot Xylotile: so you can delete the game eekay: thats kind of sad Xylotile: yeah i felt bad eekay: why do you delete everything i dont understand Xylotile: b/c i felt bad eekay: at least he had quite a few views on it Xylotile: yeah i shouldnt make fun of him Xylotile: = delete eekay: sure you can CaMelon: wha eekay: he post video then delete CaMelon: ic jakecrewa: Whose vid eekay: post it @Xylotile Xylotile: no jakecrewa: All i asked was who eekay: rando CaMelon: beeeeta Xylotile: some rando talking about having no friends Xylotile: thought it was funny at first CaMelon: no regrets eekay: you get autofilled jg eekay: you switch with ur mid and play mid eekay: do u get autofill protection next queue eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-18800792 Xylotile: @eekay I think so Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/yell-jake-gopher-gif-14033203 eekay: oke eekay: plke eekay: e'r;lv,m;ewlr,v eekay: discord freeze Xylotile: Are you giving discord a command eekay: every time you send a message you give it a command Xylotile: ^ eekay: anyways i asked beucase im rpetty sure the game knws waht position you played regardless of the position you got Xylotile: They do eekay: laning vs viiego is scary man eekay: like actual horror game Xylotile: i still dont know how far is e goes Xylotile: or whatever the fuck is his DASH AND STUN Xylotile: champ so stupid Xylotile: @Joguitaro ur champ is gay eekay: i feeln like hes more like jax and less like yone eekay: his kit isnt broken his numbers are Xylotile: @eekay have you run into dh sivir Joguitaro: Mad cuz bad Xylotile: jax's kit is a bit broken Xylotile: with his e Xylotile: he should just block autoattacks Xylotile: not on hit stuff Xylotile: doesnt really make sense game wise, but still Xylotile: @Joguitaro play ranked Joguitaro: Joe Xylotile: Xylotile: Joguitaro: Joe Joguitaro: Hehe Joguitaro: XD Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: so when am i supposoed to use e eekay: before he press r on u eekay: and hope he presses r on the sheild Xylotile: still applies mark tho eekay: u wot man eekay: it dont Xylotile: the first sentence eekay: look at the second sentence Xylotile: yeah thats after he r eekay: tbh thats a bad description eekay: i think it means theres a delay between applying the mark and he does a little thing before he dissappears Xylotile: yeah Xylotile: so after he r eekay: yeah the second sntence is right eekay: if he press his r on you with sheild up no mark
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/keyandpeele-townhall-confused-gay-gif-7788308977976256550 ASlowFatHorsey: “Never sodding my pants again” -Xylophone 3 days ago ASlowFatHorsey: Classic eekay: would def watch eekay: i coudl game but meh Xylotile: Ermm I don’t recall that Xylotile: my programs on my desktop shift to the right everytime and the order gets fucked up Xylotile: its so annoying eekay: every time what Xylotile: sometimes* eekay: mine does that when pc go to sleep Xylotile: oh ya i just put it to sleep eekay: i think cause one monitor wakes up slower or smthn so it moves windows to other Xylotile: ermm i mean i just woke it up eekay: theres a thing you can download to fix it but it has to alwyas be running Xylotile: is it a new windows update bug eekay: probably really small impact but id rather keep ym system clean eekay: no im on w10 Xylotile: ive only recently started getting that Xylotile: maybe in the last couple months eekay: https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293 eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFBCQs_dYcM eekay: id play this so hard eekay: classic remastered eekay: wow neoclassic Xylotile: i can watch in about 20 mins Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: https://tenor.com/view/jon-snow-fabulous-got-kit-harington-windy-gif-18302466122583598349 eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/eh-seth-meyers-late-night-with-seth-meyers-kind-of-sort-of-gif-20031395 ASlowFatHorsey: If 4 ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe eekay: lets skip it Xylotile: bro what Xylotile: why Joguitaro: @eekay if you ever find a prayer bead printer your run is gg Joguitaro: devs forgor eekay: buh eekay: what the beads do Joguitaro: store xp and stats whenever you get rid of it it gives you the stored xp and stats Xylotile: @jo Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: can u watch Joguitaro: i guesssss eekay: https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-get-it-clueless-big-tom-hanks-gif-11955712 Xylotile: c Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: turn all your greens into prayer beads ASlowFatHorsey: What Xylotile: we have 4 man ASlowFatHorsey: Thought we said we are skipping Joguitaro: reprint prayer bead from prayer bead which activates it giving you stats Xylotile: not when we have 4 Joguitaro: profit eekay: oh lol' Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 2 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: Pref skip over watch Xylotile: too bad
Xylotile: chat? Xylotile: man u aint even gaming on ranked eekay: Group chat? eekay: Us Joguitaro: still need to finish wukong Xylotile: oh Xylotile: how much u got left Xylotile: of kong Joguitaro: feel like i'm getting to end Joguitaro: but it's a long ass game so idk ASlowFatHorsey: Def not Xylotile: are you saying you dont want to play hardcore Xylotile: or taylor isnt Xylotile: Ayo why is it kinda cold Xylotile: I heard chiraq got snow eekay: There were flurries in Charleston Xylotile: We need to do something about this global cooling epidemic Joguitaro: we need to form some sort of league ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile: Just a tad eekay: Nice Xylotile: Bruhhh Im supposed to take this final at 3:15 but the dude hasn’t shown up eekay: bro i climbed on the moonboard for 5 minutes and got injured eekay: i fucking HATE british peopel Xylotile: I don’t see the connection eekay: moonboard is made by british climber ben moon eekay: and british climbing style is ass Xylotile: soooooo Xylotile: why arent we gaming Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: i could eekay: im gonna shower first Xylotile: wanna queue ranked? ill go on my second Xylotile: classic eekay: im mioght need to use a real chair while my back heals lol FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/qcnEWQ4NP2y.gif eekay: no eekay: lol\ Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey where the boys at eekay: servers up Xylotile: im down to play w you Xylotile: 🙂 Joguitaro: Leg gaming? ASlowFatHorsey: I can do one leg but it has to be rn Xylotile: u cant play later? eekay: down rn Joguitaro: Rn Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 121 minutes. Joguitaro: Me jg Xylotile: right meow eekay: today eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: Xylotile: @Joguitaro when are you going bo6 Joguitaro: i get rn Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-lfg-drake-lets-goo-drake-meme-gif-9114984195807609352 Xylotile: Lmk when downloaded Joguitaro: yeah gonna be a bit Joguitaro: 200 gigs eekay: https://tenor.com/view/throw-up-dry-heave-vomit-gross-eww-gif-23254758 Joguitaro: wtf Xylotile: Nah dude it’s gonna take like 20 mins tops Xylotile: Our internet is goated Joguitaro: 2 hours lol Xylotile: Buh Xylotile: Are you ethernetted Joguitaro: yes Xylotile: Bro Joguitaro: are internet fast but not that fast lol eekay: what u donwloading it onto eekay: ssd? Xylotile: Oh yeah Joguitaro: no hard drive Xylotile: 💀 Joguitaro: my ssd literally ain't big enough eekay: that will hurt things Xylotile: That’s why it’s taking so long Xylotile: Mine was legit 20 mins max eekay: for that issue
Xylotile: no dif Xylotile: he’s like Xylotile: lemme tell you something Xylotile: BOOM headshot eekay: man thats some alternate timeline shit eekay: they should reboot where shane doesnt die or kills rick eekay: im a better main character than u riiick Xylotile: lol eekay: tell me when s9e6 eekay: u ever make it that fdar? Xylotile: rick got his hand chopped off in the comics??? eekay: did not know that Xylotile: maybe idk eekay: ok tiktok news Xylotile: i’m talking about s9 Xylotile: governor chops ricks hand off eekay: what? Xylotile: maybe idk i haven’t seen s9 eekay: the governor eekay: sorry to spoil but the governor does not appear in season 9 Xylotile: you’re retarded Xylotile: maybe idk Xylotile: yes it happened. the governor did it eekay: maybe whatr? eekay: oh lol eekay: you're saying maybe to having seen s9 eekay: and confirming that governor cut off hand in the comics eekay: u did not make that veryc lear Xylotile: yes Xylotile: i did multiple time Xylotile: s Xylotile: \|\|is the OG crew all gone? except rick and morty?\|\| Xylotile: and redneck dipshit eekay: \|\| as of what point? \|\| Xylotile: \|\|glencident\|\| eekay: \|\| rick, daryl, carol, carl, maggie if you consider her \|\| Xylotile: \|\|no not maggie\|\| Xylotile: \|\|morgan and carol don’t count cuz they technically left no?\|\| Xylotile: \|\|they won’t be back for a wgile\|\| eekay: \|\| carol is back soon, and morgan actually the most og of em all \|\| eekay: https://tenor.com/view/morgan-jones-twd-morgan-aiming-sniper-scope-gif-18873459 eekay: what a bitch fr tho Xylotile: yeah he is day 1 Xylotile: literally eekay: ig the first person he actually meets is duane eekay: if getting hit with a shovel counts as a meeting Xylotile: nah Xylotile: he got blindsided Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dance-dog-brazil-silly-kid-gif-5034207 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-god-king-darius-gierczak-gif-19732083 Xylotile: i might get braids Xylotile: dreads oops eekay: lol Xylotile: got another couple months of hair growth until i can pull them off thi Xylotile: tho eekay: fs Xylotile: wym by that Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-gif-21609715 Xylotile: i smell sarcasm eekay: nah u got that king Xylotile: @eekay can you tell what’s off about the way he eats? eekay: he doesnt seem to chew for very long eekay: what am i sposed to notice? ASlowFatHorsey: U know the rules ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay u still in? eekay: yes ASlowFatHorsey: Huge eekay: not sure what time i lost last year but it was today eekay: i must be about to pb ASlowFatHorsey: Keep er goin lad ASlowFatHorsey: We will finish each other together ASlowFatHorsey: Oops I meant finish together
Xylotile: !gpt3 I am suicidal FriggBot2000: If you are feeling like you want to hurt yourself or end your life, it's important to tell someone and get help. You can call a suicide hotline in your country to speak to someone who can help. Xylotile: !gpt3 you died, leaving the hellish earth and lifting your soul into the heavens FriggBot2000: , where you were welcomed by your ancestors. FriggBot2000: Your soul has been welcomed into the heavenly realm by your ancestors. You have left the earthly realm and all of its troubles behind. You are now at peace and can rest easy knowing that you are in a better place. Xylotile: !gpt3 how does an airplane fly FriggBot2000: An airplane flies because it is lifted by the air. The wings of the airplane push the air down and the airplane is lifted up. Xylotile: false but ok Xylotile: holy shit guys Xylotile: i found the new meta Xylotile: grab ur balls Xylotile: twist them Xylotile: then scratch them Xylotile: its so trippy Xylotile: ur scratching ur right nut but you feel it on your left nut Xylotile: !gpt3 What orbit shapes are valid in two-body orbital mechanics? FriggBot2000: All orbit shapes are valid in two-body orbital mechanics. Xylotile: !gpt3 what are orbit shapes FriggBot2000: The shapes of orbits are often described as conic sections. A conic section is the curve formed by the intersection of a plane and a cone. The three most common conic sections are the circle, ellipse, and parabola. Xylotile: !gpt3 is hyperbola a conic section FriggBot2000: A hyperbola is a conic section. Xylotile: !gpt3 what are all the conic sections FriggBot2000: A conic section is a curve that can be obtained by intersecting a cone with a plane. There are four types of conic sections: circles, ellipses, parabolas, and hyperbolas. Xylotile: FALSEEEE Xylotile: !gpt3 What is “escape velocity” in the context of orbital mechanics? FriggBot2000: The escape velocity is the velocity that an object needs to have to escape the gravitational field of another object. Xylotile: !gpt3 does thrust specific fuel consumption vary with the amount of engines FriggBot2000: running FriggBot2000: Yes, it will vary depending on how many engines are running. Xylotile: bet thanks Xylotile: !gpt3 is the maximum range of an aircraft affected by engine failure FriggBot2000: ? FriggBot2000: The maximum range of an aircraft affected by engine failure is about 300 miles. Xylotile: !gpt3 dumb question i understand Xylotile: sorry FriggBot2000: that you can use the built in camera to take a photo and then upload it to a website but can you use the camera on your phone to take a photo and then upload it to a website? FriggBot2000: Yes, you can. Xylotile: !gpt3 does maximum range change with the amount of engines a jet has FriggBot2000: ? FriggBot2000: The maximum range of a jet does not change with the number of engines. Xylotile: !gpt3 does thrust specific fuel consumption vary with engine failure FriggBot2000: Yes, thrust specific fuel consumption (TSFC) will vary with engine failure. The failed engine will produce less thrust, and thus the TSFC will increase. Xylotile: wow that was actually very helpful Xylotile: !gpt3 thank you FriggBot2000: for your time, FriggBot2000: I am a newbie in the world of programming. FriggBot2000: I am trying to make a program that can take an input of a list of numbers from the user, and then output the sum of all the numbers in the list.
eekay: slash are you d2c eekay: !gpt3 Xylotile didn't know why he was so fucking stupid. He was thinking of going to live in a cabin in the woods which would've been less intellectually demanding. However he was visited by a genie who said he could make him smarter. But it has a strange request: FriggBot2000: he has to drink the water from a magical fountain that makes people dumber. FriggBot2000: Xylotile thought about it and decided that it was worth a shot. If it made him smarter, great. If not, he could always move to the cabin in the woods. So he drank from the fountain and immediately felt his IQ increase. He was now a genius, and he was able to solve problems and think of ideas that he never could have before. FriggBot2000: However, the downside was that he now found everyday life incredibly boring. He had no interest in small talk or anything that wasn't intellectually stimulating. He quickly became a recluse, and the only thing that gave him any joy was his work. He became obsessed with it, and he would spend hours on end thinking about and working on whatever problem he was trying to solve. FriggBot2000: Eventually, his mental health deteriorated to the point where he became a danger to himself and to those around him. He was committed to a mental institution, where he spends the rest of his days pacing back and forth in his cell, muttering to himself about the equations he's trying to solve. eekay: @Xylotile dang you hear that eekay: be careful man ASlowFatHorsey: In an hour ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb maybe c’est possible FriggBot2000: yes eekay: ok eekay: i probably try go later today ASlowFatHorsey: Ight ASlowFatHorsey: It is really fucken good so far ngl eekay: !gpt3 show me this guys butthole @jakecrewa FriggBot2000: This is not an appropriate question for Quora. eekay: lol mb ASlowFatHorsey: !lpeuw theBausffs FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696 eekay: Thebausffs ASlowFatHorsey: !lpeuw thebausffs FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696 eekay: Um eekay: !lp eekay FriggBot2000: eekay is in Gold 3 at 64 LP eekay: !lpkr big tonka t FriggBot2000: big tonka t is in Master at 78 LP eekay: Idk I fix when home eekay: !lpeuw babus FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696 ASlowFatHorsey: !lpeu west thebausffs FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696 eekay: !lpeuw1 thebausffs FriggBot2000: thebausffs is in Diamond 1 at 73 LP Joguitaro: !gpt3 one day ek met the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen. Gracie Hosey. But his social iq was so low that he FriggBot2000: didn’t think he had a chance with her. FriggBot2000: He was so nervous to talk to her that he could barely say hello. But Gracie was so kind and sweet, she didn’t seem to mind. They talked for hours, and he soon found out that she was interested in him too. FriggBot2000: They started dating shortly after, and they’ve been together ever since. He’s never been happier, and he knows that he owes it all to Gracie.
Xylotile: this game is scary as fuck lol Xylotile: nah probably hour max for you eekay: how long dfestiny 2 take you Xylotile: couple hours eekay: full day Joguitaro: D2 like 90 gigs now lol Xylotile: egay whats ur download speed rn Xylotile: i saw that lol eekay: Xylotile: it says 22 minutes eekay: ok hour 30 not bad eekay: gmn tomorrow eekay: free whenever eekay: gnight 😽 Xylotile: nooooo Xylotile: tonight Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey gamings eekay: thats a roger ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t till later ASlowFatHorsey: May come back tipsy ASlowFatHorsey: Idk if that’s the best state to be in for survival horror ASlowFatHorsey: But we will send it eekay: how many climbing sessions since in sw Xylotile: Ap partaking in alcoholism? eekay: adapting quickly to scandinavian culture Xylotile: Ap what time u get back Xylotile: In like 3 hours? eekay: he said 4-5 every day eekay: so he recently got off and is doing something social Xylotile: Thanks detective Xylotile: U wanna play? eekay: ummmmmmm eekay: should i get a change of pants ready? eekay: do not play horror Xylotile: lol Xylotile: It’s scary Xylotile: But once you get used to the things we good ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly like 4-5 hours Xylotile: Gyat Xylotile: Isn’t that gonna be like midnight for you Xylotile: @eekay play? Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 8 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: 10pm ish ASlowFatHorsey: We will see Xylotile: headset died lol Xylotile: @Joguitaro get the game mannnn Xylotile: 4 man gameries ErfBundy: The forest gaming is great ErfBundy: Def recommend eekay: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. eekay: @Xylotile join eekay: nvm fine Xylotile: My bad Xylotile: What happened eekay: no fuck it eekay: w/e ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/la-guardia-cross-are-you-drunk-go-home-youre-drunk-gif-11518933 ASlowFatHorsey: Never been drunk ever ASlowFatHorsey: Never have i ever id still have all my fingers up ASlowFatHorsey: Stupid eekay: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. eekay: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. Xylotile: Alright eekay: my shits fucked jakecrewa: Cumball anyone? eekay: whoever did that is a genius eekay: never wouldve occurred to me Xylotile: Game Xylotile: @eekay eta? eekay: its done Xylotile: Game? eekay: wellll eekay: my headphones stopped working Xylotile: Bruh Xylotile: when we gaming eekay: Umm eekay: i think im climbing soon soo Xylotile: bruh alright eekay: ok gaming 30 Xylotile: Aight Xylotile: Game? eekay: yup eekay: Started a call that lasted 64 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: Gaming an t minus 30 mins
CaMelon: @Joguitaro CaMelon: @Joguitaro Joguitaro: Yes CaMelon: where y t CaMelon: at CaMelon: u Joguitaro: I’m here CaMelon: gaming Joguitaro: I guess I can game CaMelon: piggers Xylotile: ok sick CaMelon: we good to game rn? Xylotile: gimme a few more minutes CaMelon: alright ErfBundy: we gaming or nah? Xylotile: GIMME A FEW MORE MINUTES Xylotile: oops caps ErfBundy: aight lol Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 144 minutes. Xylotile: we can play Xylotile: i gotta get in call with someone else for a bit CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey we gami? ErfBundy: ASlowFatHorsey: Nah im good kinda wanna fix my sleep schedule also don’t really feel like playin Xylotile: bruh CaMelon: bruhh ErfBundy: what sleep schedule Xylotile: u dumb? ErfBundy: cant fix what isnt there Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay ErfBundy: ek is dead CaMelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp5FfdvpO4E ASlowFatHorsey: True lol Xylotile: are we queueing up Xylotile: ? CaMelon: yuh CaMelon: CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey i know ur awake CaMelon: eekay: i just slept for about 13 hours eekay: feelsGoodMan jakecrewa: Last time I slept for that long I had a 13 hour long nightmare involving Mrs Peterson and algebra 2 ASlowFatHorsey: careful talking about me mum that way eekay: And the winner for this round: eekay: ek: APS MOM CaMelon: They’re closin down restaurants again starting Monday eekay: thats auper cool CaMelon: Ikr CaMelon: auper auper cool eekay: lol Xylotile: Rip Xylotile: We doing stuff Sunday? CaMelon: C’est possible Xylotile: My sleep schedule is fucked lol. I can’t be gaming so late anymore Xylotile: I woke up like 30 minutes ago and missed my calc class eekay: yeah eekay: thats why i slept for 13 hours last night Xylotile: Well I woke earlier but my head hurt like a mf eekay: i went to bed literally at 7:30 Xylotile: There’s no way I have a cold right after my roommate had covid Xylotile: That shit don’t add up eekay: beta eekay: ur getting sick casue you think youre gonna get sick eekay: its all mental Xylotile: Lol eekay: xylotile gonana be the first person diagnosed with psychosomatic covid Xylotile: They gonna name it zamojski Covid Xylotile: Zamojskivid eekay: its called covid-retard Xylotile: Lol fuck you Xylotile: Kissy kissy boy eekay: lol i have zoom meeting for classes in 5 minutes eekay: almost left my footcam plugged in eekay: that woulda been funny Xylotile: Someone left a dirty sock in front of my door Xylotile: Is that a sign eekay: ur a schizophrenic
eekay: eh maybe ErfBundy: @Xylotile you got me like itching for another elden ring run ErfBundy: Imma have to Xylotile: Do itttt Xylotile: Did you switch your build in any runs ErfBundy: Oh yeah ErfBundy: I respec like five times a run lmao ErfBundy: I’ll find a dope weapon and be like “ooooo I wanna use this” Xylotile: Yeah I find a dope ass sword Xylotile: But I need to kill the sorcerer chick ErfBundy: She’s not too hard ErfBundy: I believe in you Xylotile: Yeah I did it before with the skeleton army lol ErfBundy: Bro I’m like thinking about elden ring and it’s so fucking close to my favorite souls game Xylotile: Play itttt ErfBundy: I’m bout to ErfBundy: Soul level one run time to start eekay: oh my fucking god eekay: i killed ethel easily but i forgot about the fucking cage eekay: rip mayrina ASlowFatHorsey: Gg ASlowFatHorsey: Runs ogre eekay: that is so unbearable eekay: she has such a good arc eekay: https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peels-consequences-old-gif-22360197 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-7383935663040626928 Xylotile: egay how many hours u got on the run eekay: should be close to 20 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/pjmhobi-gif-25434487 ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t have to play league anymore Xylotile: lol eekay: my scale said 163 this morning is it broken ASlowFatHorsey: Yes ASlowFatHorsey: U should be at least 200 with all the full trough feedings xylophone had been giving u eekay: ive been counting calories for around a month eekay: its hell eekay: absolute agony Joguitaro: What you start at eekay: im not sure eekay: above 175 certainly eekay: but that wasnt in the morning and ive been weighing in the morning now eekay: and i didnt eat yesterday on accident Joguitaro: And you’re complaining? eekay: no im not eekay: its just a big jump i was above 165 like yesterday Joguitaro: Yeah. Eat up piggy eekay: sez u lard ass eekay: bet you are not eager to weigh urself lately Joguitaro: Lol I wouldn’t wanna lose that much. You should try and put on some muscle muadib eekay: oh you got plenty to lose let me assure you Joguitaro: You’d lose 20 more pounds if you lost that attitude smh Xylotile: Tiggy he’s got more muscle than ya eekay: i honestly might Xylotile: You got more lower leg muscles but upper body he’s got you beat eekay: and my legs are stronger anyway6s Joguitaro: Well I never said I had more muscle eekay: even if theyre not bigger Joguitaro: I’m the kettle Joguitaro: Calling the pot black eekay: https://tenor.com/view/aboba-pepe-gif-10797865485171164321 eekay: aboba Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-bros-wonder-talking-flower-template-mario-wonder-meme-gif-7964213445666430726 Xylotile: We could change that if you locked in
eekay: nzxt says 100 task manager says 30 ish eekay: no nzxt says 30 ish now Xylotile: why is it 100 on a 20 year old game Xylotile: bidens america eekay: i dont think it is eekay: it says 30 now Xylotile: thats cuz u tab out] eekay: oh u right eekay: yeah 100% eekay: i mean gpu usage is not like cpu usage eekay: its not neceessarily bad to have high usage eekay: games try to get high gpu usage thats how they go fast Xylotile: nvidia is so overvalued Xylotile: $800 gpu but cant run a 20 year old game eekay: https://tenor.com/view/nods-yes-not-wrong-its-true-story-valid-point-gif-14782869 Xylotile: they switched the vinyl Xylotile: for spotifiy activity on disc eekay: i dont thinkth at yoghurt i ate was even bad eekay: i got a new one yesterday and just had some and my stomach still did not like Xylotile: They do have probiotics Xylotile: If you rarely eat yogurt it will mess with your natural stomach bacteria eekay: prolly that Joguitaro: Got a microbiota war goin on eekay: who are the good guys Joguitaro: The winner Xylotile: Bacteria is overrated Xylotile: I’m gonna IV myself with hand sanitizer Joguitaro: Good way to clean your blood Joguitaro: Try it now Joguitaro: Also a good way to destroy all your blood cells Xylotile: Ah so we’re just telling each other to kys Xylotile: Ok dude Joguitaro: No I’m just saying hypothetically Joguitaro: If your friend turned into a car Joguitaro: You should head to the nearest free way Joguitaro: You can do anything eekay: https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-fly-gif-18805858 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/keyandpeele-draxst-terry-gif-21634808 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey U GAMNE TODAY? Xylotile: can we just cata plzplzplzplzpzplzpzlpzlpzl eekay: nah eekay: eekay: no way eekay: is this real Xylotile: Be home in 5 Xylotile: lol did you accept eekay: no eekay: vegeta is better Xylotile: Here Xylotile: @Joguitaro are u on a trip w ur gf Joguitaro: Went to her sisters track meet. I’ll be back later Xylotile: ok Xylotile: is your cat in your room Xylotile: is it cool if i open the door? eekay: is she fast Joguitaro: She should be. Why you wanna open my door Xylotile: so your cat can roam around Xylotile: i like playing with her Xylotile: pz and blondie dont like me anymore Xylotile: legit Joguitaro: Sure Joguitaro: I wonder why Xylotile: cool thanks Xylotile: i just havent been around lately eekay: tf u closed the door with her in there eekay: thats crazy Xylotile: yeah she got a life sentence Xylotile: she goes on parole once in a while Joguitaro: 🤷‍♂️ Joguitaro: She love me more than your cats love you Xylotile: well you're the only thing she knows Xylotile: i think you should leave your door open when you're gone so she can explore
eekay: are you retarded eekay: there is no downtime Xylotile: Wasting time bro eekay: the only way i would use my phone is if i did it instead of something else eekay: and if i wanted to be on my phone i could do it eekay: in a normal char Xylotile: What if it’s an emergency Xylotile: And your ass gets superglued to the seat eekay: then it wont be that bad eekay: becuase it takes me 90 seconds to shit Xylotile: Someone put superglue Xylotile: What do you do eekay: on what Xylotile: The toilet seat eekay: why would you call somebody on your phone for that eekay: id probably tell somebody who walks in to bring me something with acetone eekay: im not calling 911 lol Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey did you guys hear the strain from UK was found here eekay: :horrified: Xylotile: im all for masks and shit Xylotile: but if they start requiring to double mask Xylotile: im prolly going home eekay: no u wont Xylotile: ok Xylotile: its hard enough to wear a mask during the gym eekay: hmm eekay: have you tried not being a bitch? eekay: heard that helps Xylotile: you dont leave your room jakecrewa: We’ve had that strain since January and they haven’t had us double mask Xylotile: you wouldnt understand Xylotile: oh we chillin then eekay: i have as many classes as uyou moron eekay: and a job Xylotile: no extraneous movement Xylotile: wouldnt get it eekay: do you mean no exercise eekay: becuase youre just a retard if you go to a gym you can get exercise from ur dorm Xylotile: if you were like lifting boxes and stuff Xylotile: nice bait man eekay: not baiting ur just jerking urself off if you work out to looks good eekay: egofarming CaMelon: lol Xylotile: Xylotile: YOOO HES NOT WEARING A HAT eekay: anybody else know what this is supposed to mean eekay: also is urgot sposed to be good rn CaMelon: @Xylotile CaMelon: https://archive.org/details/mrant-kx-5ch-w-0-op-7w-lnxu-q Xylotile: not lading Xylotile: jk we gaming Xylotile: i cant believe people actually watch that shit man eekay: watch whatr Xylotile: cgi so bad Xylotile: nun eekay: is that a movie Xylotile: yeah called nun CaMelon: yes eekay: is urgot good rn Xylotile: shut the fuck up Xylotile: ask reddit eekay: LOL eekay: xylotile ma cause he doesnt know eekay: cant play the game cuz Xylotile: hes aight eekay: washed Xylotile: worse that kraken got nerfed eekay: well i just won a game vs 1v9 urgot where wukong or smthn woulda won eekay: literally wukong is just broken now eekay: maybe we just had too much cc and outrange Xylotile: he was better when kraken proced on his w Xylotile: insanely busted eekay: that seems like a very good synergy eekay: eekay: did t1 get outdrafted or what Xylotile: ehhh Xylotile: both comps aight eekay: u think? eekay: i know who id vote on eekay: lucian mao vs 2nd time ziggs and morg eekay: like how fucked are they
ASlowFatHorsey: U had the same reaction to it last time eekay: and its probably the only blemish in my magnum opus ASlowFatHorsey: Took so many kisses on the fohead to get u to sign off on it ASlowFatHorsey: Coward ASlowFatHorsey: Its good ASlowFatHorsey: Dont be afraid of greatness ASlowFatHorsey: Send it into chat now eekay: fineeee eekay: one se ASlowFatHorsey: Yess veryy gooood eekay: https://streamable.com/aep0d5 eekay: just really missed the mark ASlowFatHorsey: Awesome lol eekay: man i couldve done it in post wtf eekay: whyd we have to go practical effects ASlowFatHorsey: Lol adds a bit of needed risqué ASlowFatHorsey: Also could have added x Gon give it to ya eekay: yeah exacrtyl eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sunglasses-cool-gif-20612100 eekay: just this eekay: althought it was 2018 eekay: the technologyf or this kind of cgi wasnt really around ASlowFatHorsey: Lol u were ahead of ur time already with the wii music in the background eekay: i think it was a very good chocie Xylotile: 2018 was 20 years ago Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/let-that-sink-in-let-that-sink-in-meme-let-that-sink-gif-26164212 eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1nScucA2oA eekay: taylor on why he isnt a bronze player Xylotile: Lol Xylotile: Might queue up eekay: u seen the video eekay: theguy is an actual paranoid schizophrenic though Xylotile: No Xylotile: I’ll watch it rn eekay: yeah its interesting to see eekay: or hes trolling eekay: but idk eekay: eekay: holy shit the guy in the video is taylor elo Xylotile: HE CLIMBED ??? Xylotile: W NEACE Xylotile: MY HERO eekay: yeah he was b1 in the vid eekay: lol Xylotile: this guy is making neace look like a normal person Xylotile: pretty hard to do Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: enemy team is for sure racist eekay: eekay: ? Xylotile: scammed Xylotile: Xylotile: why is this guy in my game Xylotile: my support eekay: 1 supp is inflated eekay: also ur p4 lil sap Xylotile: P2 stupid eekay: https://tenor.com/view/you-and-i-are-not-so-different-raimi-meme-green-goblin-spiderman-gif-20908369 Xylotile: nice plat promos Xylotile: little boy Xylotile: now you're too scared to play ASlowFatHorsey: I thought they removed promis ASlowFatHorsey: Promos Xylotile: not for inbetween ranks ASlowFatHorsey: Nah i thought they were planning on removing those too Xylotile: Yeah next month Xylotile: When ranked resets eekay: man i cant beleive i cried over item art rework eekay: it was so bad lol Xylotile: ????? eekay: old item art was bad eekay: but i was upset when they updated it all Xylotile: But you cried? eekay: lol its an expression
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Xylotile: AP when u teaching me the trumpet ASlowFatHorsey: Any music shop literally called music shop should do ASlowFatHorsey: Or a bit of fluids and some gamer grease should produce the same effect Xylotile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/212436243944964096/774316802309619712/unknown.png jakecrewa: @Xylotile any time brother jakecrewa: AP Imma need some new reeds too. I used the same reed all of 8th grade and it started to grow mold lmao ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus lol Xylotile: @jakecrewa u in ohio rn right jakecrewa: Nah I’m in Delaware jakecrewa: Yeah I’m in Ohio ASlowFatHorsey: Ohio university in florida Xylotile: when do you come back jakecrewa: Nov 24th on the dot jakecrewa: That was an underrated comment ap lmao jakecrewa: 300 IQ joke ASlowFatHorsey: Cmeb cmeb Xylotile: anyone wanna buy my gpu Xylotile: 1070ti CaMelon: Just use it to mine bitcoin CaMelon: Farm digital sheckles eekay: https://tenor.com/view/reddit-gif-19003030 CaMelon: :ThonkSpin: CaMelon: :BounceyBug: eekay: :BounceyBug: eekay: fuck you eekay: wait ik why ive been losing so much eekay: silver shitters who want to get to gold and never play eekay: are grinding now for end of season Xylotile: That would do it Xylotile: :BounceyBug: Xylotile: Wtf eekay: which means my games are just gonna get worse and worse and i should stop playing Xylotile: :bouncybug: eekay: its from a server hes in ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/pixel-emoticon-gif-11125215 CaMelon: :pizzatime: CaMelon: :gaysheepsex: eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey does shen ahve any kind of speed boost? Xylotile: @eekay yes Xylotile: his f ability eekay: lol eekay: thanks Xylotile: no he doesnt Xylotile: unless he gets speed from his r but i really doubt it eekay: aigtr\ eekay: agirh eekay: aightr eekay: aight Xylotile: ok Xylotile: 0k eekay: just won first game last 2 days Xylotile: W eekay: and more incoming eekay: its gonna look like the ocean on my opgg eekay: blue for as far as the eye can see eekay: @Xylotile DOES TENACITY AFFECT TEEMO STUN eekay: oops caps eekay: i meaan teemo blind Xylotile: yes Xylotile: im p sure eekay: got it Xylotile: @eekay u watching t1's stream rn? ASlowFatHorsey: has he given up yet?? Xylotile: nope Xylotile: ek yes Xylotile: t1 no ASlowFatHorsey: pig ASlowFatHorsey: yeah shen get no speed boost unless he has cloud soul or he has nimbus cloak Xylotile: or tp ASlowFatHorsey: true Xylotile: how thick are flower stems Xylotile: like half an inch? ASlowFatHorsey: sending your gf some flowers because you have to? Xylotile: no i have to do a cad sketch of flowers
ASlowFatHorsey: Ull be fine if that happens ASlowFatHorsey: U* ASlowFatHorsey: Also I’ll be back a week from today eekay: https://tenor.com/view/plane-crash-accident-explosion-gif-16898298 eekay: "whoops guys somebody called in a bomb threat at the airport, guess ill be back next year hehe" eekay: incoming ASlowFatHorsey: U wish ASlowFatHorsey: Also reported eekay: what are my violations so far eekay: tf2 botting, traffick rules, and bomb threats? eekay: and sending v8 like its nothing eekay: 😎 eekay: AMERICAN v8 btw ASlowFatHorsey: Nah just 5280 counts of ungaming like conduct eekay: v12 in eu eekay: sez u whore ASlowFatHorsey: American fuck eekay: i been gaming eekay: im gaming on v8 eekay: im gaming on plat ASlowFatHorsey: Let the record show that the defendant is commuting another count of ungaming like conduct while court is in session ASlowFatHorsey: Disgraceful ASlowFatHorsey: Jkjk ASlowFatHorsey: Imayine not being D1 eekay: change that y sound back you socialist fuck ASlowFatHorsey: Always has been always will be eekay: youre not even scandinavian bro ASlowFatHorsey: 🔨🔪 eekay: you scottish or something fr ASlowFatHorsey: Couldn’t find a sickle eekay: so how long;s this training arc gotta be eekay: before we go to chat ASlowFatHorsey: Im Norwegian eekay: i can forgive that ASlowFatHorsey: Bye sleep time eekay: bro how out of climbing shape are u eekay: then u can sleep Xylotile: Man what the fuck we talking about Xylotile: 150 messages Jesus Christ eekay: @Xylotile clogging chat eekay: dms Xylotile: eekay: which star wars have you actually seen Xylotile: Me??? eekay: yes Xylotile: What does that have to do with the tiktok eekay: ... eekay: that about answers my question Xylotile: ???? eekay: the music you ape Xylotile: I watched the one with the white chick and black guy eekay: yeah figured eekay: so none of them Xylotile: Rogue one eekay: ur at 0 Xylotile: ??? eekay: wait wtf?? eekay: eekay: since when did women get so straightforward eekay: like why she just want to fuck so bad eekay: was there a patch 😹 😹 ErfBundy: Eekay I love you bud eekay: 😘 ty eekay: why u say that tho ErfBundy: Was gonna flame ErfBundy: But decided against it lmao eekay: yeah i was waiting for the but ErfBundy: It was comin ErfBundy: But decided to just stick with positive energy eekay: i appreciate that eekay: but it was a diss to xylotiles earlier message ErfBundy: Trust me I know ErfBundy: The flame was ready bro promise eekay: WHAT U GOTTA SAY BRO eekay: oops didnt mean to get heated Xylotile: Flame bro Xylotile: Say it Xylotile: He’s being a dick ASlowFatHorsey: Only a bit actually I’ve been keeping up with it ok I think ErfBundy: I’m just depressed I can’t play siege with y’all Xylotile: Whyyyy
eekay: Leaving now down in 1hr Xylotile: Hmm Xylotile: Make it 9 earliest lol eekay: 9 who ErfBundy: can we game tonight ErfBundy: im needing gaming cc's ErfBundy: to save my life eekay: im not playing with gavin till he climbs eekay: u said you wanted to get on the grind ErfBundy: Gaming grind rn eekay: the grinds are not exclusive brother eekay: ap on that climbing grind now though frfr eekay: he on focus mode eekay: first v5 last session ErfBundy: mans crushing it like usual eekay: actually its very unusual eekay: but good t see eekay: i beent rying to get him to tryhard since we been going eekay: but he just never tried eekay: he is now though he pushing the grades ErfBundy: he doesnt want to show you up man ErfBundy: he would embarrass you if he tryhard ap is cracked man eekay: kinda scared tbh eekay: ive been impressed with how good hes doing since he start trying eekay: imagine where he would be if he was trying this hard from the start . . . ErfBundy: wack ErfBundy: its friday night why arent we playing video games eekay: cuz of @jakecrewa ErfBundy: we should play cs man ErfBundy: i have a counter strike itch somehow jakecrewa: Uncalled for ErfBundy: i swear jake typing is like Jesus resurrecting jakecrewa: That’s what’s going on ErfBundy: he has risen ASlowFatHorsey: Lol frax ASlowFatHorsey: gaming ASlowFatHorsey: gaming ASlowFatHorsey: a ASlowFatHorsey: g ASlowFatHorsey: a ASlowFatHorsey: m ASlowFatHorsey: i ASlowFatHorsey: n ASlowFatHorsey: g ASlowFatHorsey: s ASlowFatHorsey: doctor ASlowFatHorsey: i dont think he going to make it ASlowFatHorsey: nurse 100 ccs of certified gaming moment filter the jacrewa and concentrate the copium ErfBundy: true ErfBundy: dude you cannot convince me that XQC is a human omg ASlowFatHorsey: uhh ErfBundy: watching his content is such a feverdream that its enjoyable ASlowFatHorsey: oh ASlowFatHorsey: ek coming in hoit ErfBundy: lol ASlowFatHorsey: furiouslky frothing ErfBundy: i love him but like this guy is an actual AI robot lol ErfBundy: why are we not gaming rn ErfBundy: helllo ASlowFatHorsey: nobody responding ErfBundy: @eekay @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: better start reading the eulogy ErfBundy: true Xylotile: No I’m playing Minecraft ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/cringe-kermit-kermit-the-frog-oh-no-cringe-gif-24474128 ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/sheep-utah-life-in-utah-right-now-going-in-circles-gif-16583513 ASlowFatHorsey: ^^^ eekay: here eekay: shower eekay: gameing now eekay: @Xylotile bw? Xylotile: Not home rn Xylotile: Game 20 mins eekay: k Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 144 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: leg ErfBundy: they gay it wont happen Xylotile: leg
Xylotile: @eekay ? eekay: whatt Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/wow-warcraft-season-of-discovery-gif-18028666106215103005 eekay: nah Xylotile: Bruhhhhhh Xylotile: Tiggy classic? eekay: https://tenor.com/view/lightning-in-a-bottle-key-and-peele-you-still-on-that-jordan-peele-gif-17052603 Xylotile: Man I ain’t talking to you Joguitaro: hop on classic Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/south-park-gif-19592731 eekay: are we doing bfd? Joguitaro: nah Joguitaro: but hop on eekay: im ready for bfd eekay: i was berated for trying to quest yesterday so.. Joguitaro: i ain't ready. i want gear Joguitaro: cry about it eekay: then get tf ready eekay: go buy some u be fine eekay: no idea what consumables we need Joguitaro: theres a lot of consumables i can use eekay: ok get me some Joguitaro: i am poor Joguitaro: i will be working to not be poor eekay: how man eekay: how u not have moneya dn u also aint got gear Joguitaro: well i bought some gear Joguitaro: imma do some battleground pvp to get rep eekay: for why Joguitaro: gear Joguitaro: + fun Joguitaro: enjoyment of the video game eekay: i feel like u keep running off to do random ass quests and then find out you cant use what it gives u eekay: you realize we are solely waiting for u tgo do bfd Joguitaro: yes eekay: that is all Joguitaro: and i do not care Joguitaro: honestly don't think you guys ready smh eekay: i think we have different thresholds for ready eekay: you did mention not wanting to be low on the dmaage charts which is just a silly reason Joguitaro: man i wanna be like pretty prepared what wrong with that eekay: if your standard of preparedness is to be high on the damage charts that is a bad metric Joguitaro: man just stfu Joguitaro: the process to getting prepared i think is fun eekay: since this is our first time doing this, we must be with a party whose average number of bfd runs (and therefore gear level) is higher than ours Joguitaro: i like the journey Joguitaro: y'all just seem like you wanna rush into it and do it eekay: well my goal is to keep everybody alive eekay: i think my gear is sufficient to do that eekay: i got all the low hanging fruit and most ways for further preparedness i think involve a loot of work Xylotile: Yes Xylotile: Bfd Xylotile: Bfd Xylotile: Bfd Xylotile: Omw Xylotile: Getting on Xylotile: Dungeon eekay: he doesnt want to Xylotile: @Joguitaro please Xylotile: Egay down for 2 man Xylotile: Easier to find group Xylotile: Everyone is rogue eekay: @Joguitaro do you think we are undersestimating how prepared we are and/or do you want to be more prepared than the average bfd first timer Joguitaro: i think you guys are def underestimating Joguitaro: but idk Joguitaro: we could try 🤷‍♂️ idc anymore Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 171 minutes. eekay: i think going in and trying risks not much besides embarassment
Xylotile: Play pixelmon ErfBundy: No CaMelon: play bug snacks ErfBundy: Honestlyyy Xylotile: No CaMelon: @eekay r/WOOOOOOSH Xylotile: Hi eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ?? ASlowFatHorsey: Y’a ASlowFatHorsey: No Xylotile: https://www.wcia.com/news/man-arrested-after-accused-of-mass-shooting-threats/?fbclid=IwAR2F9cvNCu5n89ejy2bfh0uhFvfKqgoc5DVmdOb_ONJ1P0SpBqSPzYq1N0A&fs=e&s=cl ASlowFatHorsey: I will not go Xylotile: Wtf Xylotile: Leg? eekay: ok when ASlowFatHorsey: Down ASlowFatHorsey: Im not tellin u Xylotile: @eekay leg? eekay: no ASlowFatHorsey: For 2 weeks at least eekay: ok cy@ 3 tomorrow ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: For cereal il it prolly sucks not to climb but it’s mega worth not to fuck it up even more eekay: ive not experienced anything to suggest its making it worse eekay: it feels better when i climb and worse when i do nothing eekay: im climbing ASlowFatHorsey: Lol u don’t stretch it at all and u expect it to be better eekay: why do you think i dont stretch it ASlowFatHorsey: If u use it more it may not be affected now but def later on ASlowFatHorsey: I doubt u actually stretch it ASlowFatHorsey: U may think u are eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Look it up man ASlowFatHorsey: Rolling ur fucken wrist around probably isn’t doing shit eekay: aight eekay: cya tomorrow ASlowFatHorsey: Ight man don’t say I didn’t warn u when u permanently injure ur wrist for no reason eekay: ok CaMelon: 😬 ASlowFatHorsey: ASlowFatHorsey: 1 google search that’ll be 1 trill valence electrons eekay: i read that page too eekay: its not tfcc ASlowFatHorsey: What makes u say that dr.ek eekay: it gives symptoms for 3 common types and the one that matches my symptoms best is tendonitis ASlowFatHorsey: Still ASlowFatHorsey: Tendons if u say they are inflamed will rupture with no treatment CaMelon: sounds like ek cutting some years off his climbing career jakecrewa: Just get a prescription for pain pills and abuse them like a man ASlowFatHorsey: ^^ Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey do you know how to make meth yet Xylotile: YOOO Xylotile: ANYONE ALIVE RIGHT NOW Xylotile: ELLO eekay: https://tenor.com/view/cartoon-ghost-haunted-gif-5446914 ASlowFatHorsey: No Xylotile: Eegayyyyyy Xylotile: Leg? ASlowFatHorsey: Ok ASlowFatHorsey: 8pm i stop Xylotile: Wym ASlowFatHorsey: I have to do homework ASlowFatHorsey: Then ASlowFatHorsey: If wgmn wgmn before then ASlowFatHorsey: Or at like 12 ErfBundy: I could game later tonight ErfBundy: I close eekay: giw bout you close yo fuckin mouth eekay: aint nobody wanna play with you ErfBundy: Good ErfBundy: I hate everyone ErfBundy: Especially gavin
Joguitaro: yeah cause i'm also basically straight a's in my classes too Xylotile: if that was me Joguitaro: so stfu Xylotile: you would have said tiktok brain Xylotile: SOCIETY eekay: i wasnt complementing him either eekay: i meant he probably wasnt really studying eekay: https://tenor.com/view/itysl-i-think-you-should-leave-i-think-you-should-leave-gif-stfu-shut-up-gif-14492571058228334861 Xylotile: please add soundboards to ur server Xylotile: ill nitro it eekay: i dont like you using the soundboard eekay: i think its a power you shouldnthave FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/dr9w7gFS2h4.gif Xylotile: lol Xylotile: man i paid $10 for it Xylotile: i can use it however i please Xylotile: can i steal a yummy wax from you eekay: i dont have to like it Xylotile: how many are using Joguitaro: ek allow any fun challenge (impossible) eekay: u did not just say that eekay: how many gamings and watchings and climbings have you cancelled eekay: more than ap at this point Xylotile: SO TRUEEE Xylotile: @eekay can i snag a wax eekay: 2 Xylotile: i can pay the dif for it Xylotile: mines kinda mid eekay: you can have a different kind Xylotile: nooo Xylotile: that ones yummy Xylotile: i want that one eekay: $10 per cube Xylotile: what are they called again Xylotile: one w the chicky right eekay: https://tenor.com/view/bunny-wth-confused-huh-what-gif-17289999 Xylotile: chicken eekay: what about chicken Xylotile: theres a chicken logo on it? eekay: lol no eekay: its a rooster eekay: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B076VNZFJ2/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 Xylotile: OI i found them Xylotile: the pcan waffles sound so good eekay: oop eekay: thats what i got cooking Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/give-me-that-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-give-it-to-me-lend-me-that-one-hand-that-over-to-me-gif-17361538930752062309 ASlowFatHorsey: What ASlowFatHorsey: U eating wax? eekay: He really wants to for some reason ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/ok-alright-then-fine-great-okay-gif-23114127 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dumbledore-harry-potter-alas-earwax-alas-earwax-gif-7536914099160377599 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/robert-robert228-robert-is-down-fishing-scared-gif-17855337 Xylotile: Oklo in fact do go down eekay: eekay: but we were due for another spike
Xylotile: Egay I’m surprised you want to room close to the living room Xylotile: If we have people over they’re gonna use your bathroom eekay: they will take one look and turn around eekay: i didnt want to be sandwiched Xylotile: Fair Xylotile: The desks look kinda small eekay: do they come with desks? eekay: im def bringing my own eekay: also do they have beds in them? Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: sure but are the beds just for pics? Xylotile: No Xylotile: They’re fully furnished Xylotile: Everything there eekay: they come with mattress too? Xylotile: Yes Xylotile: Probably not the sheets eekay: hmm Xylotile: Perchance lamps yes eekay: kind of dont want a bed Xylotile: Bruh eekay: u want two Xylotile: Yes but I’m not gonna have space in my room eekay: make a bunk bed Xylotile: eekay: never seen someone so in Xylotile: True Xylotile: @Joguitaro do yk when your semester ends Xylotile: Does it end earlier cuz you start early? Joguitaro: Idk Xylotile: Do yk if that new building is gonna be ready by the time the semester starts Xylotile: It looks rly cool Joguitaro: idk Joguitaro: maybe Xylotile: You don’t know shit Xylotile: Yeah guys sorry I got family stuff going on Xylotile: proceeds to play d2 eekay: classic leaving destiny open 24/7 for plausible deniability Joguitaro: I actually did just leave it open lol eekay: a very plausible denial Xylotile: 17 minutes?? Xylotile: Highly doubtful eekay: !gpt i have a 4070ti. how fast can i mine bitcoin? FriggBot2000: Mining Bitcoin with a GPU like the NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070 Ti is not efficient due to the dominance of ASIC (Application-Specific Integrated Circuit) miners, which are specifically designed for Bitcoin mining and offer significantly higher hash rates and energy efficiency. However, if you're still interested in understanding the performance, here are a few points to consider: 1. Hash Rate: The hash rate for the 4070 Ti on Bitcoin is not widely benchmarked because it's not typically used for that purpose. GPUs are generally more effective at mining other cryptocurrencies like Ethereum (ETH), but Ethereum has moved to a proof-of-stake model. For Bitcoin, ASIC miners are the standard. 2. Profitability: Even if you could mine Bitcoin with a 4070 Ti, the profitability would be extremely low compared to using an ASIC miner. The cost of electricity and the low hash rate you would get from a GPU would make it unprofitable. 3. Alternatives: If you are set on mining with your 4070 Ti, you might consider mining other GPU-friendly cryptocurrencies and then converting them to Bitcoin. Coins like Ravencoin (RVN) or Ethereum Classic (ETC) might be more suitable for GPU mining. 4. Mining Software: If you still want to test it, you would need software like CGMiner or BFGMiner for Bitcoin, but you would need to do meticulous tuning to get any meaningful performance. 5. Mining Pool: You'd likely need to join a mining pool, as solo mining would be impractical with the hardware you have. Mining pools combine the hashing power of many miners, making it possible to earn more consistently. For precise figures, you would need to benchmark your specific setup, including your power consumption and energy costs, which can vary. Tools like "NiceHash" can give you a more customized view of potential earnings by benchmarking your hardware for various algorithms. Remember that market conditions and network difficulty also affect mining profitability.
Xylotile: before they patch it Xylotile: go go go eekay: Yes for sure eekay: but ti says i cant create a new alliance char becuase of imbalance Xylotile: make it on our old alliance server Xylotile: and swap it for free eekay: worth a shot Xylotile: it let me do it eekay: on a new char? Xylotile: eekay: jesus lol Joguitaro: Time to make warrior human man eekay: all bald characters and make a st judes guild? Joguitaro: Nah lol eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey make human/alliance char on diff server and transfer it to crusader strike eekay: free working exploit (2024) gone sexual Xylotile: he gotta hurry up before they patch it eekay: fr Xylotile: i might just transfer all my shit Xylotile: lvl 25 druid too eekay: i would eekay: strike while the iron's hot Xylotile: i forgot how decked out my druid is Xylotile: legit has all phase 1 bis Xylotile: better gear than my current shaman eekay: god i dont want to play with leukemia eekay: is he a mage Xylotile: yeah Xylotile: why not eekay: just the name and the appearance Xylotile: the name is hilarious eekay: its a bit crude Xylotile: true Xylotile: its 100% gonna get flagged Xylotile: my test mage account did get transfered Xylotile: now waiting for lukemia eekay: nice eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: What eekay: make an alliance character on a different server and request a transfer to crusader srtike eekay: might not have an opportunity later eekay: since we wanted to do alliance characters Xylotile: oh wait we aint playing on the characters? Xylotile: Xylotile: we are so in Joguitaro: I hate that name ASlowFatHorsey: Ight eekay: nah not yet Xylotile: i am eekay: bitch lets just get to 60 ASlowFatHorsey: Yea that name is oof Xylotile: man we're never geting to level 60 Xylotile: these guys arent about the grind eekay: weve played like 4 days this week lol Xylotile: we've quested once eekay: cuase youa re constnatly asking to do dungeons eekay: i mean u can play the game but when the rest of us get on our new characters you start fresh as well FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/so76v71kdje.gif Xylotile: lol eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Bro that’s rich Xylotile: explain ASlowFatHorsey: Uh we miss one day after doing it every day for 2 weeks and u say that lol ASlowFatHorsey: Def bait eekay: @Xylotile ? Xylotile: Incorrect Xylotile: Nah I’ll just play on my horde acc Xylotile: Shaman eekay: yeah you got plenty of characters eekay: i just wanna have group accounts for group gaming eekay: i can game all weekend Xylotile: I can’t Saturday eekay: smh dont got the grind eekay: What does this affect Joguitaro: sod sod sod eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey none for you today? Xylotile: Xylotile: Idk Xylotile: Has your advisor replied to you eekay: yeah i mentioned i would need another class to continue being a full time student and he said the only classes i could get would be half semester classes and then asked why i had to be full time
Xylotile: raquetaso eekay: fake spaniard Xylotile: lol Xylotile: you're drinking soju? Xylotile: we could have been drinkign soju if taylor wasnt a cringe l0ser eekay: !gpt how is soju made eekay: !gpt how is soju made Xylotile: rice i think eekay: STHUT THE FUCK UIP Xylotile: rice wine or some shit eekay: !GPT HOW IS SOJU MADE ASlowFatHorsey: I meant some juice lol eekay: FUCK Xylotile: he's dead man eekay: !gpt 123 Xylotile: !gpt why are you so gay ASlowFatHorsey: U forgot to feed him ASlowFatHorsey: Classic eekay: ! FriggBot2000: command '!' not recognized eekay: !gpt how is soju made FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Soju is a popular alcoholic beverage from Korea, traditionally made through a process of fermentation and distillation. The basic steps in producing soju are as follows: 1. Selection of Ingredients: Soju can be made from a variety of starches, though traditionally it was made from grains such as rice, wheat, or barley. Modern soju may also include potato, sweet potato, or tapioca as a base. 2. Fermentation: The selected starch is cooked and mixed with water to create a mash. A fermentation agent, such as Nuruk (a traditional Korean fermentation starter), is added to the mash to convert the starches into sugars and then into alcohol. This fermentation process usually takes several days to weeks. 3. Distillation: Once fermentation is complete, the fermented mash is distilled to separate the alcohol from the solids and impurities. Traditional distillation methods might involve distilling the liquid in small batches, while modern methods can employ continuous distillation techniques. 4. Dilution and Flavoring: The distilled spirit is typically quite strong, so it is often diluted with water to achieve the desired alcohol content, which usually ranges between 16% to 25% alcohol by volume (ABV). Some commercially produced soju may also be flavored or sweetened using various additives to enhance its taste. 5. Bottling: After dilution and any additional flavoring, the soju is filtered and bottled for distribution and sale. In recent years, soju varieties have expanded, and you can find many flavored versions infused with fruits like peach, strawberry, or apple, further broadening its appeal. eekay: !piggies FriggBot2000: ```ansi [1mxylotile[0m [34mDiamond IV[0m 0 LP [0.411 over 56 games] (0/1 vs ap) [1mmaestrofluff[0m [37mSilver II[0m 83 LP [0.562 over 48 games] ``` Xylotile: i heard it was easier to find alcohol than purified drinking water hundreds of years ago Xylotile: i forgot what timeline exactly eekay: whats purified Xylotile: like safe to drink Xylotile: !gpt i heard it was easier to find alcohol than purified drinking water hundreds of years ago. How true is this eekay: whats safge Xylotile: you wont get sick eekay: blocked Xylotile: are you retarded eekay: i mean thers alwaysa chance eekay: seems like it mostly depends on how u define safe or not safe Xylotile: yeah theres a chance a particle will hit my brain and will make me mentally retarded Xylotile: but small chance Xylotile: ur cringe when you do that eekay: yeah all water exists on a spectrum Xylotile: i hate you eekay: its not infinitessimally unlikely or 100% safe
eekay: yeah i think im aight Xylotile: :/ eekay: :\| Xylotile: im getting on Xylotile: im fucking addicited Xylotile: i dont like it eekay: same eekay: beginning of the ebnd Xylotile: im missing class Xylotile: to play wow Xylotile: i get it now eekay: i should uninstall right now eekay: this is going to get out of hand Xylotile: fr eekay: honesatly though eekay: if i wasnt playing wow rn eekay: id be playing smthn else eekay: so eekay: whatever Xylotile: nah im retarded Xylotile: getting on in an hour once lecture is done eekay: good choice eekay: @Joguitaro ? eekay: Joguitaro: We gamin eekay: lvl? Joguitaro: I’m making a warlock eekay: do not Joguitaro: Y eekay: if anything we need a mage eekay: trasnport Joguitaro: But I don’t wanna play mage thooooo Joguitaro: I wanna play warcock eekay: lol Xylotile: Pause eekay: aight eekay: youre gonna be way behind though Joguitaro: I was only level 4 on other lol Xylotile: I suggest being on the same race is ap Xylotile: So y’all play together r eekay: that would be good eekay: then the elves and the gnomes can meet up Joguitaro: But he picked a stupid fucking race eekay: get over it Joguitaro: No eekay: youre literally never going to see us if you start diff race and a new character Joguitaro: I’m playing human idc eekay: why do you need to change character? Joguitaro: I just think warlock is cooler and Aidan switched to warrior as well eekay: hmm eekay: ok whatever eekay: @Xylotile ngl i need help eekay: get on Xylotile: With eekay: quest Xylotile: JUST PULL IT OUT BRO Xylotile: DONT AGRO ALL Xylotile: JUST DONT DIE eekay: i died in the middle of them andi cxant res now eekay: lol Xylotile: fuck you ek Xylotile: I can’t get on Xylotile: Figure it out eekay: aight Xylotile: im getting on Xylotile: we're talking about moles eekay: nice chem 1 eekay: did youi not take ap chem test> Xylotile: no eekay: y Xylotile: have you done the twsited hatred eekay: ya Xylotile: b/c i didnt think i would get a good score eekay: it was hard Xylotile: okay ima do it rn Xylotile: what level are you eekay: 8 now eekay: but 6-7 during that one CaMelon: Teacher talking about how bad rona cases are at UIUC lol ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah there about 450ish maybe a lil more Xylotile: ek this mission is such a pain in the ass lol eekay: yup eekay: you have to suicide for the boss then loot next back Xylotile: nah im built different eekay: ok dude eekay: i tried clearingt he whole cave eekay: they respawn you get swarmed on the boss ASlowFatHorsey: WE GAMIN?? ASlowFatHorsey: oopp eekay: ya ASlowFatHorsey: no cap eekay: call? Xylotile: class almost done eekay: ap what lvl Xylotile: eik i need youyr help
ASlowFatHorsey: !gpt why do you eat so much shit all the time FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: It sounds like you're upset. If there's anything specific you'd like to discuss or any way I can help, please let me know. ASlowFatHorsey: No porn! ASlowFatHorsey: !gpt why is fecal matter such an important part of your diet FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Fecal matter is not considered an important or appropriate part of a healthy diet for humans. Ingesting fecal matter can pose serious health risks, as it can contain harmful bacteria, viruses, and parasites that can lead to illnesses and infections. However, some animals, such as rabbits and certain rodents, do practice coprophagy, which is the consumption of feces. This behavior helps them extract additional nutrients from their food because their digestive systems require a second pass to break down certain components effectively. In humans, any accidental ingestion of fecal matter should be avoided, and maintaining good hygiene practices is essential to prevent contamination and ensure health and safety. Xylotile: eekay: the what Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713 Joguitaro: da boat Xylotile: lol eekay: boat from stormwind to where? Xylotile: to stormwind Xylotile: from darnassus eekay: oh stormwind to stormwind got it Xylotile: dawg Xylotile: boat from darnassuss to stormwind eekay: yeah i get it Xylotile: wtf Xylotile: !gpt did american sniper say he was shooting people off a roof during a hurricane Xylotile: ???? Xylotile: !gpt hi FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Hello! How can I assist you today? Xylotile: !gpt how credible is chris kyle, american sniper FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Chris Kyle, the former Navy SEAL and subject of the autobiography "American Sniper," is a figure of some controversy and debate regarding his credibility. Here's a breakdown of his credibility in various aspects: 1. Military Service: There is no significant dispute regarding Kyle's status as a Navy SEAL and his service record. He served four tours in the Iraq War and received several commendations, including two Silver Star Medals and five Bronze Star Medals for valor. His reputation as a highly effective sniper is well-documented, and he's often cited as the most lethal sniper in U.S. military history. 2. Claims in "American Sniper": Some aspects of his bestselling book have been questioned. Critics and journalists have scrutinized several claims Kyle made, and not all have been independently verified. For instance, his accounts of certain events and actions during his military career are sometimes disputed or seen as exaggerated by some people. 3. Legal Issues and Public Disputes: Kyle was involved in a well-known defamation lawsuit filed by former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura. Kyle claimed that he punched out a man he later identified as Ventura in a bar fight, a story included in his autobiography. Ventura denied the incident took place, and in 2014, a jury awarded Ventura $1.8 million in damages. This ruling was later overturned on appeal, and the case was settled out of court in 2017. 4. Public Perception: Kyle has been widely respected and admired by many, particularly within the military community and among those who view him as a hero for his service. However, some narratives and claims he made have drawn skepticism from others, which complicates his legacy. In conclusion, while Chris Kyle’s military service and skills as a sniper are generally undisputed, some of his personal accounts and anecdotes have faced scrutiny. The controversies surrounding his stories suggest a mixed perception of his broader credibility.
Joguitaro: because other places are worse eekay: idk america seems pretty nice eekay: do they have electricity in europe yet? ASlowFatHorsey: Nah still working on that Joguitaro: i don't think so eekay: yea makes sense eekay: (cause it was inventred here) Joguitaro: they ain't even got ice cubes Xylotile: TTUEE eekay: by benjamin franklin americas greatest president Xylotile: they don’t have public bathrooms Xylotile: No AC Joguitaro: i didn't know they had bathrooms eekay: same ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz they don’t like drinking 1/3 of the cups volume in the liquid they purchased ASlowFatHorsey: They do ASlowFatHorsey: U just have to pay eekay: ok no ice is based Xylotile: So not public Joguitaro: pretty sure they've never seen an ice cube Xylotile: Customer only eekay: ice is a scam Joguitaro: they don't have the tech eekay: no i think they figured out refrigeration a few years ago Joguitaro: oh ok ok Joguitaro: pretty new ASlowFatHorsey: No like they ask for 1 euro for the public restrooms connected to no business ASlowFatHorsey: And the restrooms are really clean eekay: and they say america is capitalist ASlowFatHorsey: Worth eekay: get a load of these virtue signalers Joguitaro: can't even shit for free Joguitaro: euro dog pigs eekay: ap is 1v3ing the baiters here lol eekay: keep it up guys we are wearing him down ASlowFatHorsey: Yea they like to shit in actual restrooms not holes in the ground ASlowFatHorsey: Nah ASlowFatHorsey: Legit every convo Joguitaro: makes sense considering their whole country is a restroom ASlowFatHorsey: Im used to it Joguitaro: just shitters everywhere eekay: ok not every convo eekay: im just baiting here cause i hate how u care about 'experiencing other cultures' Joguitaro: maybe he should consider having better opinions eekay: im not sure why ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ok ASlowFatHorsey: Just jealous Joguitaro: i doubt he's jealous lol ASlowFatHorsey: Nearly every Joguitaro: travelling unironically mid eekay: if i was offered 1k to teleport to anywhere in eu for an hour i wouldnt do it eekay: ok probably for 1k but not for like 300 ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz u scared asf Joguitaro: ? eekay: def part of it ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent know anything outside of the inside of his room eekay: autistic comfort zone Joguitaro: ap on his way to experience the 100th unique shit hole culture ASlowFatHorsey: That’s such an L opinion ASlowFatHorsey: I Hope ur baiting eekay: yeah i rly dont get it ASlowFatHorsey: Get what Joguitaro: not baiting eekay: i just dont care very much about culture ASlowFatHorsey: Yikes eekay: anybodys culture ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz u have never given it a chance Joguitaro: culture is like the last reason i would travel Joguitaro: traveling for sight seeing is understandable Joguitaro: traveling to do something (like climbing) understandable ASlowFatHorsey: That’s part of the culture dingus eekay: it can be eekay: but not necessarily Joguitaro: not always lol. The grand canyon isn't really super cultural ASlowFatHorsey: I think it absolutely is Joguitaro: it's a place to see eekay: i mean
Joguitaro: Lol he just stopped going Xylotile: Yes lol Joguitaro: Didn’t do anything anyways as I remember Xylotile: Idk when jc can get on but we do have 4 now eekay: ?? eekay: No I messaged them Xylotile: Discord dmed Xylotile: Yo bro I can’t make it to work anymore Xylotile: Qxc streams at the same time Joguitaro: Holy shit guys new poe league next week Joguitaro: Time to sink another 1000 hours in it in five days Xylotile: New what Xylotile: Oh path of exile ErfBundy: Hugeeee juicer bro Xylotile: Jc is a no go Xylotile: Down for 4 though Joguitaro: Last league was super juicer Joguitaro: I still down Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/path-of-exile-forsen-pajlada-tweetney-derpatronic-gif-22102731 Xylotile: @ErfBundy @eekay ErfBundy: I’m down prolly ErfBundy: Eekay gonna back out since he doesn’t have jc tho ErfBundy: And gaming session falls through ErfBundy: Premonition is realized ErfBundy: And life is right Xylotile: Lol Xylotile: Egay is gonna afk for another couple hours ErfBundy: More like sleep bro ErfBundy: Kid died ErfBundy: Went to heaven ErfBundy: Dreamed about regretting the gpu ErfBundy: Woke up ErfBundy: Jerked off ErfBundy: Went to school ErfBundy: Repeat Joguitaro: Game 🙂 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/bo%C5%9Fyapma-gif-23949546 eekay: this yall eekay: ima rleady gaming bitch eekay: @ErfBundy say it to me at lan ErfBundy: Bro we live two seconds away ErfBundy: This is practically lan ErfBundy: Started a call that lasted 110 minutes. Joguitaro: One sec Joguitaro: Discord being weird Xylotile: One second Xylotile: can anyone hear me Xylotile: can we do party chat Xylotile: party voice chat Xylotile: i cant hear you guys eekay: fix yo shit Xylotile: Xylotile: A7GVP-CYHE eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbOu_8a5C1Q Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Joguitaro: Gaming was fun guys we should do more of that ErfBundy: Imagine that eekay: Y'all ready for this tornado Joguitaro: Apparently some crazy weather Xylotile: i reckon i can survive a tornado Xylotile: bring a parachute eekay: I never thought it'd be that hard eekay: Like if you're out in a field what's gonna happen Xylotile: or like one of the hanglider suit thingies Xylotile: p sure tornados can easily drag you into the air lol eekay: Prolly not you eekay: lard ass Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dcau-batman-tas-popcorn-this-is-gonna-be-good-gif-18546983 Joguitaro: Tornado gamings 🙂 Xylotile: i could at night eekay: it is straight up ominous out here ErfBundy: Is it looking wacky in Charleston? eekay: And now there's hail
ASlowFatHorsey: U know u can completely avoid the enemies ASlowFatHorsey: Like that is the intended way ASlowFatHorsey: Not really risky at all and basically guarantees late game ASlowFatHorsey: Yea everyone dies ASlowFatHorsey: If u let it happen eekay: and she gets tadpoled and fights against you during the ketheric fight eekay: u have to kill hert ASlowFatHorsey: Sounds about right eekay: the repercussions are pretty crazy considering how she fucking loves dfying in that fight ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t think it’s hard to keep her safe ASlowFatHorsey: Well true ASlowFatHorsey: But with life shadowheart ASlowFatHorsey: She can do whatever she wants eekay: i cast a sanctuary on her and she instantly fucking broke it with a cantrip on a melee range ful health enemy that missed FriggBot2000: holy shit was that an arcane reference FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/khxc64LelrF.gif eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: lol classic ASlowFatHorsey: Ek tactic right there today eekay: whats an ek tactic ASlowFatHorsey: Breaking sanctuary when ur melee range with a wizard and break it with a melee attack that misses ASlowFatHorsey: Classic eekay: bitch please ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/luc-gif-7567387364309200752 Xylotile: Gameeeeeee Xylotile: @eekay how many times have you turned ur pc off before the save goes thru eekay: today was my first time i wasnt sure if it wouyld work eekay: and it was for story reasons its not like i actually lost Xylotile: Sureee eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/roman-reigns-mad-seething-fuming-angry-gif-22863520 ASlowFatHorsey: She don’t mean it Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/shane-shane-walsh-jon-bernthal-the-waking-dead-hitting-head-gif-27485290 Joguitaro: Ap rn eekay: im a better adventurer than you rick eekay: im better for karlach than you Xylotile: Egay gonna lose his e virginity eekay: i did last run Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: lol eekay: true eekay: u gotta watch them eekay: if u aint gonna read Xylotile: Maybe Xylotile: Did you guys hear about the honey drama Joguitaro: Huh Xylotile: Honey the coupon company Xylotile: That sponsors a shot of YouTubers Joguitaro: No Joguitaro: @eekay 45 min leg game... Joguitaro: must be a traumatizing one Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413 eekay: what do i gotta do eekay: how do you win Xylotile: i get carried atp Joguitaro: macro i guess Xylotile: do you find yourself late to fights eekay: it was macro we kept getting split pushed Xylotile: because a lot of the time we play together ur like 10 seconds late eekay: yeah that is a problem i like greeding for cs eekay: but wasnt the problem this game eekay: we were winnign the fights for the most part
Xylotile: eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Internet shat a brick ASlowFatHorsey: No diaper Xylotile: Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FIiYsVy3U Xylotile: Damn this show got some nudity eekay: https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-yes-yup-uh-huh-gif-477668171596170303 Xylotile: Viktor va lol ASlowFatHorsey: so just to make sure ASlowFatHorsey: i should do phantom liberty as soon as possibel? FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/hihX0oEy2Jy.gif ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: lol eekay: yers Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: sorry frigg ASlowFatHorsey: ight Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmwgpPfDieI eekay: https://tenor.com/view/edwin-hog-hog-hog-hog-fandom-hog-hog-server-hog-hog-alliew-gif-3238222317278054431 ASlowFatHorsey: OK LIKE ASlowFatHorsey: wtf is going on here ASlowFatHorsey: did u guys have a near impossible fuckin thing u had to do ASlowFatHorsey: in dog town eekay: i think you can spoil eekay: xylotile not gonna play eekay: the stealth part aty the beginning? ASlowFatHorsey: I FIGURED IT OUT ASlowFatHorsey: oops ASlowFatHorsey: nawh the part where song bird tells us to survive while she gets the big roboto ready ASlowFatHorsey: legit millions of those unkillable fucks swarm me ASlowFatHorsey: i just put all my points into healing and dashing around FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/t8ei4cokW3f.gif ASlowFatHorsey: me too friggy eekay: oh eekay: u in for a fight eekay: lol eekay: aint seen nothin yet ASlowFatHorsey: BRUH ASlowFatHorsey: oop ASlowFatHorsey: the game keeps crashing too ASlowFatHorsey: my build has to be shit then eekay: y u say that ASlowFatHorsey: cuz u saying i should have been able to handle that situation right? ASlowFatHorsey: the one that really annoyed me eekay: i died there more than once eekay: its just not a situation int builds waNT TO BE IN eekay: oops eekay: netrunners dont wanna just face to face in crowds but thats forced onto u ASlowFatHorsey: thats what im saying ASlowFatHorsey: i think i died like 7 times ASlowFatHorsey: i am fully twink eekay: doesnt make ur build shit necessarily eekay: its just shit for that encounter ASlowFatHorsey: idk feels a lil doggy ASlowFatHorsey: but ight Xylotile: Soooo Xylotile: Why aren’t we gaming Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-gameofthrones-jon-snow-bran-stark-robb-stark-gif-5423571799467705635 eekay: lol Xylotile: me when the 20th brother and sister couple have sex
eekay: at this point i couldnt do anything but power rule Xylotile: lol eekay: i just did so much integration last year with astrophysics and electrodynamics Xylotile: i had to take the derivative of x^2 Xylotile: and work backwards eekay: lol eekay: i always forget if you subtract exponent then divide or other way eekay: i do deritivive of x^2 also to remember eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey and @Joguitaro think we talking in martian rn eekay: loserse Joguitaro: man this is yo guys like major and you struggling with this Joguitaro: that shit ez eekay: hey i got it right eekay: and yeah math is just objectively harder thna anything u doin Joguitaro: yeah after eons have passed and the heat death of the universe came around Joguitaro: slow poke eekay: 60 seconds Joguitaro: coloring book major eekay: secrets of the universe and existence major eekay: vs serving elderly people boner pills major Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dont-mix-prescription-medication-prescription-medication-1984-prescription-medication1984-do-not-mix-prescription-medication-gif-19480809 eekay: T Xylotile: did we ever find remains of that one flight that disappeared Xylotile: malaysia sum thing eekay: no eekay: well there was debris that washed up in amdagascar and all over the place but we already knew it crashed eekay: never found the spot or figured out why though ErfBundy: Idk who this “we” is you’re talking about I know what happened to that plane bro eekay: yeah right Joguitaro: I was there ErfBundy: I piloted that thing ErfBundy: No “we” here man only you ErfBundy: You don’t know what happened eekay: whyd you do it man ErfBundy: Racism eekay: fr? Xylotile: nah the plane disappeared Xylotile: like in manifest Xylotile: spoiler alert Xylotile: we game now ASlowFatHorsey: I can game t nite Xylotile: betty Xylotile: rate my dinner eekay: Damn eekay: Prisoner 849-d eating good tonight Xylotile: indeed Xylotile: all for the grind Xylotile: i’ve lost 8.5 pounds in 3 weeks Xylotile: more than you can even think about tubby eekay: i cant lose weight its not possible eekay: does not matter what i do or eat Xylotile: ummm is there linus tech tips drama Xylotile: is anyone caught up eekay: i googled it once im not sure if this is the whole thing eekay: but some chick left and said people were mean to her eekay: seemed like a blue haired twitter goblin Xylotile: probably deserved it Xylotile: eekay u play today ja? Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: what the fuck eekay: ? Xylotile: that’s chs eekay: ok Xylotile: keating is in eekay: oh esports? Xylotile: since when did they have esports Xylotile: yes eekay: what games lol Xylotile: no clue Xylotile: https://www.charleston.k12.il.us/o/chs/teacher_pages/51068/bio @jakecrewa Xylotile: it’s game time Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: And walk back another 10 minutes eekay: zoomer eekay: take ur adderall Xylotile: I bet you can’t play wow for more than an hour without a second monitor Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/slay-the-spire-gif-20560732 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey yeah bl3 is on sale for summer sale so I jumped on them gamings Xylotile: anyone wanna leg Xylotile: for an hour or two Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro eekay: im about to climb ASlowFatHorsey: same dude @Joguitaro Xylotile: climb irl or league ASlowFatHorsey: we shoould game on it eekay: irl Xylotile: kk ASlowFatHorsey: also ASlowFatHorsey: slay the spire is really goood Xylotile: oh fuck little nightmares is 20% off Xylotile: has anyone played it? I might get it eekay: ive seen a couple playthroughs eekay: it looks cool but i wouldnt bother playing it Xylotile: i saw faker playing it while in queue eekay: after watching it i mean Xylotile: looked really nice Joguitaro: I’m down to game on leg. Just getting food irl ErfBundy: What I get @ for ErfBundy: We gaming tonight or something? Xylotile: i was thinking rn ErfBundy: I’m off at 5 maybe sooner but idk ErfBundy: I can play tonight tho ASlowFatHorsey: Igot eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ??????????? ErfBundy: No gaming then? Joguitaro: I can tonight after work ErfBundy: Anyone else gaming? ErfBundy: @Xylotile ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: Rn? ErfBundy: When Taylor is off ErfBundy: Job life is the hard life ASlowFatHorsey: i can game Xylotile: Okay I’ll do my lab report rn ErfBundy: Bettttt ErfBundy: @Joguitaro just let us know when you off gamer Joguitaro: Ok Xylotile: do you guys use the same DPI for gaming and doing other stuff/ eekay: ??? Xylotile: do you know what dpi means eekay: yeah eekay: what does other stuff mean Xylotile: like surfing the web eekay: i dont do anything but game Xylotile: or hw Xylotile: oh ight eekay: never heard of it Xylotile: lol Xylotile: well does ur dpi change depending on the game? eekay: i dont think so Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/pepe-nervous-sweating-concerned-monkas-gif-15154684 eekay: omg i forgot to mention guys eekay: round of applause for @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: first v4 today eekay: big step Xylotile: congrats Xylotile: no one freak out Xylotile: but we have a possibility of a 5 man today Xylotile: 😳 eekay: who eekay: i cant game if that was not known Xylotile: me ap taylor gavin Xylotile: fk eekay: at mums tomorrow eekay: ranked grind and squad grind eekay: and project grind a lil bit ErfBundy: Yo I’m off all next week so we gaming ErfBundy: Gotta get on the ranked gaming too
Xylotile: do it eekay: ive done it before Xylotile: click on start judging Xylotile: oh Xylotile: this one shows ur results vs others Xylotile: p cool eekay: i think its pretty pointless though eekay: except in showing that ther is little self consistency in morality eekay: becuase these are again totally unrealistic scnearios eekay: a car will always take the action that results in the smallest expected damage and all human life is probably counted the same in that equation Xylotile: some naerios are valid Xylotile: there was one where some pedestrian didnt follow the don't cross sign eekay: same equation eekay: it aint that deep lil sap Xylotile: aight Xylotile: go afk in another game Xylotile: monke eekay: i will and dont regret it eekay: no need to tank the mental debuff Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey what ep u on Xylotile: twd Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/we%27re-all-so-tight-we-kind-ofsee-each-other-anyway.-steven-yeun-person-human-gif-7082686202713979064 Xylotile: guh eekay: @Xylotile u seen beef yet Xylotile: no Xylotile: i was gonna see it but i found out its a series instead of a movie Xylotile: aint got time eekay: yes u do bitch eekay: its great watch it Xylotile: its 98% on rotton tomatoes Xylotile: sorry i don't watch things under 99 eekay: how about u gargle on things under my dick eekay: (deez nuts) Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/food-foodie-hungry-gif-26074127 Xylotile: @Joguitaro budduyyuyyuuuuuyyyy Xylotile: rizztraining order grimes eekay: have you met jesus? Xylotile: nah i’m not religious eekay: ah eekay: have u met paul rovia? Xylotile: oh Xylotile: nope Xylotile: he goated tho eekay: yeah so glad they met jesus eekay: didnt have any consequences ASlowFatHorsey: 5 Xylotile: season 5? Xylotile: man you better step it up ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah Xylotile: i’m on 14 ASlowFatHorsey: Ep 5 s5 ASlowFatHorsey: Guh ASlowFatHorsey: Speed run? ASlowFatHorsey: I could 1 shot s5 rn ASlowFatHorsey: The noght is yung Xylotile: lol eekay: ap watch 2 episodes at a time on 2x speed u can catch up tonight eekay: and we can group watch ASlowFatHorsey: Ight ill see u guys in a hour Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/everybody-hates-chris-meal-gif-10768569 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/buddy-elf-movie-sick-door-gif-3523314 eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-get-it-dont-get-it-dont-understand-gif-12907762 Xylotile: lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/the-walking-dead-zombies-walking-creepy-gory-gif-5407890462741676890 Xylotile: wtf is that ben stiller
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eekay: mhm CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/thebausffs-timothyfly-tiktok-viral-shilling-gif-20002866 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-hourah-loux-godfrey-first-elden-lord-tarnished-gif-25028967 Joguitaro: Bro kill yourself CaMelon: ??? eekay: i assume about the mexico comment posted earlier ErfBundy: Elden ring spoilers Joguitaro: Rather cringe Joguitaro: @Xylotile you are just a cringe person ASlowFatHorsey: Ffff ASlowFatHorsey: Def ASlowFatHorsey: Fff ASlowFatHorsey: F ASlowFatHorsey: Cc ASlowFatHorsey: Ccvvvv ASlowFatHorsey: V ASlowFatHorsey: G ASlowFatHorsey: G ASlowFatHorsey: G eekay: u said it man ASlowFatHorsey: G🎺 eekay: if you dont want to be reminded eekay: dont say it eekay: in the frist place Joguitaro: What are you saying and who you talking to lol CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/soy-soyjak-wojak-soy-boy-gif-23431308 CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/soy-sauce-ice-cream-tech-joe-biden-gif-21674659 eekay: i thought u said kys becuase somebody psoted your mexico message Joguitaro: No @Xylotile should kill himself cuz he be spoiling the game eekay: um eekay: whats the spoiler? CaMelon: Soy detectors going off the charts Joguitaro: He posted the elden ring gif eekay: i see the gif eekay: whats the spoiler Joguitaro: Of a boss I haven’t seen yet so spoilers eekay: sot he spoiler is eekay: theres a boss in elden ring CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/oh-elden-ring-elden-ring-dark-souls-hollow-despair-gif-24999874 CaMelon: Elden CRINGE Joguitaro: It’s just cringe eekay: ELDEN c RING e eekay: https://tenor.com/view/money-news-gif-9377322 eekay: FUCK CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/epic-elden-ring-gif-23834693 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924 Joguitaro: XD Joguitaro: Got caught packing eekay: what is he eating eekay: is that porridge Joguitaro: Lacking eekay: or cereal Joguitaro: I think it’s cereal Joguitaro: Because it’s Ryan Gosling Joguitaro: And that’s like the meme eekay: huh eekay: is there a meme about ryan gosling and cereal Joguitaro: Kinda an old vine meme Joguitaro: Yeah very obscure eekay: with him in tyhe supermarket? eekay: the copypasta? Joguitaro: Ummm idk Joguitaro: I just remember the vine eekay: well what was the vine Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-cereal-spoon-eat-funny-gif-3521374
eekay: lol she literally just walked past my window eekay: also what is social do you mean social credit eekay: oh lol Joguitaro: I edited lol Joguitaro: Wow what a wholesome 100 story eekay: the thing is i realized i cant talk to people some time in high school eekay: so literally the only people i know now are from middle school eekay: with the exception of william i suppose Joguitaro: I didn’t talk to you in middle school lol eekay: really? Joguitaro: Think back ek eekay: when did we start talking Joguitaro: To the recess of your mind eekay: i cant even remember a time without you 🥺 Joguitaro: !gpt3 Taylor was so revolted by this comment he eekay: !gpt3 when did taylor and ek start talking? FriggBot2000: turned and walked away. FriggBot2000: A few minutes later, the same student approached him and said, “Don’t take it personally.” FriggBot2000: Taylor replied, “I’m not taking it personally. I’m taking it as an indication of your character.” FriggBot2000: The student then said, “I’m sorry.” FriggBot2000: Taylor replied, “I’m sorry too.” FriggBot2000: I was so proud of my son in that moment. He handled the situation with grace, and I know he was also deeply affected by it. FriggBot2000: It was a reminder of how important it is to teach our children how to stand up for themselves, and how to do so with kindness. FriggBot2000: It is also a reminder of the importance of teaching our children to be kind to others, and to stand up for those who can’t stand up for themselves. FriggBot2000: I’m grateful for the lessons my son taught me that day. FriggBot2000: The two began talking in late 2019. eekay: !gpt3 when did taylor and ek start talking? FriggBot2000: There is no set answer to this question as the two may have started talking at different times. However, it is safe to say that they started talking before they began dating in October 2019. Joguitaro: That unironically feels true eekay: O.O Joguitaro: 2019 eekay: Joguitaro: Perhaps Joguitaro: Ope eekay: Pinned a message. Joguitaro: !gpt3 Taylor was disgusted by friggbots behavior and eekay: eekay: Pinned a message. eekay: 2019 no shoty eekay: it was before that it must have been eekay: like did you just start sitting with us at lunch eekay: what was the mutual connection Joguitaro: This is a good question eekay: @CaMelon loremaster? eekay: i dont know a lot of our lore tbh Joguitaro: I think it really started with the lunch time senior year eekay: it was not senior year it was before that it must have been Joguitaro: 🪨 eekay: ok i knew aidan and alec and ethan lett and coleton since middle school eekay: who of those did you know Joguitaro: I was friends with Aidan and alec mainly at that time eekay: !gpt3 who were the top 4 paperball players out of our group? Joguitaro: !gpt3 who were the best paperballers? Joguitaro: Friggy aint workin eekay: internal server error eekay: that one's not on me Joguitaro: Breh CaMelon: What eekay: idk CaMelon: What are you asking eekay: idk what specifically eekay: you can scroll up Joguitaro: !gpt3 what was he asking? FriggBot2000: The man was asking for directions.
eekay: Lol Definitely_Not_Taylor: eekay: Definitely_Not_Taylor: Good response lol eekay: I think I made it through level 1 eekay: I have till quarantine over to figure out my next moves eekay: we out of the opening now eekay: We in the middlegame Xylotile: dude Xylotile: ek Xylotile: ur a fucktard eekay: yeh Definitely_Not_Taylor: Just bang already Jesus eekay: William u mad bro Xylotile: for the chance ur letting go yeah eekay: Xylotile: im mad cuz you said "gaming" lol Definitely_Not_Taylor: You’re so stupid ek eekay: lol Xylotile: thats our thing eekay: Gotta let her know who she dealing with Xylotile: no hoes allowed CaMelon: That’s funny but... CaMelon: @jakecrewa why you gotta do our boy like this Xylotile: yeah how you gonna hook him up without asking eekay: Why don't you just fuck her for me jake eekay: jesus eekay: I think i navigated that pretty well considering Xylotile: yeah eekay: coulda got a bit more cs but laning phase went ok Xylotile: yeah ur support kinda inted you there eekay: yeah eekay: all 5 of them eekay: actual griefers eekay: she didnt repsond tot he gaming comment though thats bad Xylotile: Lol Definitely_Not_Taylor: Wow Definitely_Not_Taylor: Who would’ve thought that would be a bad response lol Xylotile: Ek but that was such a great response Definitely_Not_Taylor: Good for the funnies ASlowFatHorsey: Give her time that was the first mistake I made with Rainer when she didn’t respond to a text of mine she just busy Definitely_Not_Taylor: Ek you must now send an army of texts eekay: oh god eekay: that would be so cringe eekay: but i think jakes already done that for me ASlowFatHorsey: It is Definitely_Not_Taylor: Lol eekay: "emma please text ethan hes so horny he told us he likes you you have to text him please please he jerks off 5 times a day" Definitely_Not_Taylor: Lol Definitely_Not_Taylor: But true tho ASlowFatHorsey: Lololol ASlowFatHorsey: Mega fax Definitely_Not_Taylor: You’re literally schrodinger’s beta. You’re both horny and beta at the same time ASlowFatHorsey: True lol eekay: i dont feel like those things are exclusive though Definitely_Not_Taylor: Well it’s better worded as you want to fuck but also don’t because you’re beta Definitely_Not_Taylor: Stupid idiot eekay: thats a pretty good summary yeah Definitely_Not_Taylor: Just Definitely_Not_Taylor: Don’t Definitely_Not_Taylor: Be Definitely_Not_Taylor: Beta eekay: taylor eekay: i know you probably had a threesome with those paris chicks at your sleepover while we were sleeping eekay: we cant all be like you Definitely_Not_Taylor: I know Definitely_Not_Taylor: Just mega chad here Definitely_Not_Taylor: Teaching a beta Xylotile: @eekay 5 times a day? ASlowFatHorsey: more than that eekay: yeah eekay: 8 on tuesdays Xylotile: No fucking way bro Xylotile: 3 times a day is where it’s at ASlowFatHorsey: fax eekay: i think i probably average 1.8 nowadays
Xylotile: How eekay: summer wow grind 😳 eekay: ? Joguitaro: I might be down Xylotile: Nah wizard101 grind Joguitaro: “Game sucks” Joguitaro: “Grind time” Xylotile: I can trade mounts between my characters Xylotile: Game is good Xylotile: @Joguitaro down to start a new character Xylotile: We can probably grind it pretty easily Joguitaro: Maybe but need to study Xylotile: Nah Joguitaro: Maybe game for a little bit ErfBundy: I can prolly game later Xylotile: Yeah I can game in like 2-3 hours ErfBundy: How late y’all be up? Xylotile: Study now Taylor Xylotile: As long as you want bb gurl ErfBundy: Betttttt Xylotile: I’m done w school ErfBundy: I thought so Joguitaro: My sleep schedule is really bad so yeah ErfBundy: Bet bet bet ErfBundy: I gotta clean apartment but I’d be down around 8 or 9 ErfBundy: We could even do some league games or something if y’all want ErfBundy: But def wizard 101 Xylotile: No league Xylotile: It’s boring ErfBundy: Bettttt Xylotile: Yo my computer is bugged Xylotile: Anyone have the time Joguitaro: 7ish lol Xylotile: Nah it’s not Xylotile: It’s gaming o clock Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367 Joguitaro: imma try studying while playing lol Xylotile: Xylotile: lol doable Joguitaro: afk game Xylotile: Pooping rn Xylotile: Gimme 10 Joguitaro: nice 10 min Xylotile: Lol i forgor Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 417 minutes. ErfBundy: I’ll be on soon Xylotile: whats ur friend id @Joguitaro Joguitaro: CCLI4BVB Xylotile: what level are yoiu Joguitaro: like 7 i think Xylotile: are you at firecat alley Joguitaro: yes eekay: can you see instagram stories on the computer version of insta Xylotile: duuno eekay: great thanks ErfBundy: Just use your phone? eekay: i dont have it ErfBundy: Why eekay: smthn xqc chat talking about eekay: apparently kevin gates posted his wife giving birth eekay: straight money shot ErfBundy: I can check if ya want eekay: go ahead ErfBundy: Brother ErfBundy: No shot Xylotile: https://instagram.com/stories/iamkevingates/3097409558456071873?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== ErfBundy: That’s actually crazy ErfBundy: I shouldn’t have checked eekay: oh fucking hell eekay: regret ErfBundy: LMAOOOOO ErfBundy: That’s fucking outlandish Xylotile: Lol eekay: lol yeha saw those eekay: i wonder if wife was cool Joguitaro: man let the inner thoughts win eekay: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OitwqQ_GM9s eekay: same guy Xylotile: may god murder my children eekay: on a physics level, human beings emit electricity
eekay: and basically never works eekay: i think its a bluff Xylotile: idk my prof is the chair of the mechanical engineering department Xylotile: dont think he bluffin eekay: you think hes got some custom gpt detection software that no one else has? Xylotile: i think schools do Xylotile: like they pay for office (word, excel, powerpoint) eekay: as in detection software that is much better than whats publically known or available Xylotile: they can maybe pay for a service Xylotile: well available yes Xylotile: probably not unknown eekay: i doubt it eekay: my impression was that none of it works eekay: and if something kind of works when most of it doesnt work at all, it would be well known ASlowFatHorsey: This bus takin its sweet time gotdamn Xylotile: it probably got shot up ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427 Xylotile: i didnt know middle mouse click does the same thing as ctrl click Xylotile: opens the link in a new tab eekay: and u can scroll click on a tab to close it Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ooh-oh-gif-14062129 Xylotile: do you guys remember the book we were reading about the dude who filled his glove with vaseline for his wife/gf Xylotile: was it to beat her or? ASlowFatHorsey: give u 3689 guesses Xylotile: Xylotile: WHO WANNA WATCH Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: lol eekay: i woudl watch and also good meme Xylotile: thanks i made it myself 😄 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro
Xylotile: bro im really out here getting a 64/120 on my chem exam lmfao Xylotile: fellas ima take a hiatus on gamings until next weekend btw eekay: Lol eekay: Yeah ok Xylotile: this isnt about self control, im literally not gonna play lol eekay: Ok man ErfBundy: I gotcha ErfBundy: Rip the prestige ez skin 😔 Xylotile: yep Xylotile: i wasnt gonna get 600 tokens anyways lol CaMelon: Yea I need a break from gaming anyways Xylotile: gamings tn? Joguitaro: I’m down but aren’t you on break? lol eekay: lol ErfBundy: I be gaming every night bro Xylotile: im joking lol ErfBundy: Fuck you Xylotile: soz ErfBundy: Lol eekay: @Xylotile Xylotile: ? eekay: u think youll go no gaming longer than no nut Xylotile: im not addicted to gaming lol Xylotile: i just tend to push all my hw back if i have people to game with Xylotile: so ill simply not game with you guys Xylotile: ive played like 10 games of league by myself since i left for college Xylotile: so yes to answer ur questino eekay: do you think youre addicted to jerking off Xylotile: maybe a lil Xylotile: ill say i have no self control eekay: hmm eekay: i mean i dont think you have to stop gaming just do ur shit earlier Xylotile: i literally do not have time lol eekay: cause then we game really late then you wake up tired and dont wanna do it Xylotile: i wake up at like 9 so not really Xylotile: like yesterday i played video games for like 4 hours Xylotile: cant be doing that eekay: yeah maybe not ASlowFatHorsey: if it makes you feel better carilium i kinda ripple sticked my chem exam to Joguitaro: @Xylotile who be your chem prof??? Xylotile: dr g Joguitaro: Ah nvm Xylotile: yep he phrased the questions really weird so we couldnt google them Xylotile: and i couldnt understand a good amount of them lol Joguitaro: That’s kinda gay Xylotile: very eekay: seems reasonable eekay: proctor? Xylotile: not really Joguitaro: For me I do Xylotile: its not reasonable if i cant understand what the questions are asking lmfao Xylotile: i wasn't planning on looking anything up Xylotile: if it was in person he wouldn't have made the questions impossible to interpret Xylotile: feelsbadman eekay: yeah but you wouldnt have google eekay: so Xylotile: again i didnt google anything lol eekay: well its kind of assumed that you will isnt it eekay: you said thats why he made the questions weird Xylotile: id rather take a test knowing what they're asking without cheating than attempting to cheat while trying to guess what the prof is asking Xylotile: yeah Joguitaro: Actually they expect you not to Xylotile: ^ Xylotile: the program tracks your clicks Xylotile: so he will know if you're cheating by clicking too much eekay: then youre putting yourself at a disadvantage that otheres arent expected to have eekay: lol what? Xylotile: they literally will know if ur cheating Xylotile: they care here lol Joguitaro: Yeah eekay: phone eekay: or laptop Joguitaro: You could Joguitaro: But they don’t expect you to Xylotile: you could but you dont have time Xylotile: 2.5 minutes per question isnt a lot
Joguitaro: forgot about that custom gif lol eekay: @jakecrewa what the fuck you know about it anyways eekay: we all know you never fuckin tried nnn eekay: and not like youre chemically normal anyways so what does it matter if u can do it Xylotile: lol Xylotile: allegedly he hasn't jerked off in months Xylotile: we should play gartic phone again eekay: yeah well second point anyways eekay: we all know hes neurodivergent jakecrewa: Lmao jakecrewa: https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100 eekay: ok fair eekay: u just put ur autism points in a diff skill tree from me jakecrewa: Could you draw out our skill trees lol eekay: lol what are the trees eekay: tard rage is one Joguitaro: intellectual as second eekay: lol so what do i have eekay: social anxiety tree? Joguitaro: reddit as third lol eekay: what was i thinking makin this character wtf jakecrewa: Wouldn’t it be a tree with multiple branches not multiple trees eekay: every branch is its own tree thats what trees are eekay: but same diff these are the first branches of the main sutism tree jakecrewa: Niche interest branch eekay: yeah theres one eekay: tard focus tree Xylotile: pixel art tree eekay: thats part of tard focus Xylotile: no i mean make one Xylotile: didn't you want to get back into pixel art eekay: oh jakecrewa: William deserves his own tree. He was confused today why his scented shampoo made his hair smell eekay: i felt like makin another yeah eekay: lol eekay: mexican tree Xylotile: it only smelled when i put water on it Xylotile: smelled? eekay: u just shattered my reality eekay: this could be a twilight zone episode or smthn Xylotile: has anyone watched the new black panther movie eekay: ... Xylotile: ? ASlowFatHorsey: ASlowFatHorsey: It’s real guys eekay: whats real ASlowFatHorsey: The thing eekay: we know lol eekay: we didnt make up that usage eekay: it was the community's choice ErfBundy: Nah it was us ASlowFatHorsey: Oh eekay: @ErfBundy no games nov 29 eekay: you will be getting a visit tonight ErfBundy: Bruh I had shit to do eekay: oh im sure eekay: you didnt spend any time on tiktok then right eekay: or youtube ErfBundy: I had to celebrate my moms birthday and Alec’s birthday ErfBundy: So whenever you take time out of your day to be social let me know how many less chess games you get in eekay: so you did have free time that day? ErfBundy: Not really ErfBundy: Had to get groceries ErfBundy: Clean up the cat room ErfBundy: Spend time doing stuff besides keyboard leaning on chess eekay: got it got it eekay: so you didnt spend any time on tiktok or youtube then ErfBundy: I don’t care that much about chess man eekay: and there it is eekay: the truth comes out ErfBundy: It’s a fun pastime not a 9-5 for me like you ErfBundy: One missed day will do nothing ErfBundy: Now let’s see your record ErfBundy: Ohh I see ErfBundy: 1000 chess games played eekay: more than that i hope ErfBundy: Zero social friends made since 2015
Xylotile: jc you're the only person i can ask eekay: oh shit i forgot i actually need to get good grades so i can transfer to u of i Xylotile: do you jerk off in your room eekay: and reassemble the schobo tema Xylotile: @eekay not gonna happen Xylotile: dont try eekay: where else would he jerk off Xylotile: bathroom jakecrewa: @Xylotile dont need that toxic negative energy here Xylotile: how is that negative eneergy eekay: @CaMelon balls please Xylotile: serious question jakecrewa: And I’m not going to answer that question Xylotile: why not jakecrewa: I was talking about ek u of i Xylotile: betatudes Xylotile: oh CaMelon: what is balls? jakecrewa: I’ll let you decide wrenchbreaker: ligma eekay: show me eekay: jo balls eekay: wait eekay: that sounded wrong jakecrewa: Do you jack it in your room @Xylotile Xylotile: i do CaMelon: https://youtu.be/SKTkLyAduP0 @eekay jakecrewa: Pinch off the top and give your roommate a gooey wake up Xylotile: most times in the bathroom Xylotile: hater Xylotile: im an innovator Xylotile: entrepreneur Xylotile: visionary eekay: u have a cum fetish Xylotile: jc have u seen the meme where a guy gets called out for stealing a school keyboard? eekay: dont giove youdrself too much credit jakecrewa: You should start using that for two truths and a lie: My family owns a restaurant, I pinch the tip of my foreskin to hold my cum, and I’m a Pisces jakecrewa: I don’t think i have Xylotile: Xylotile: its all over instagram jakecrewa: Oh yeah i saw that Xylotile: i think its funny Xylotile: idk why i thought ab it jakecrewa: Tis comical Xylotile: google is based CaMelon: on what eekay: based on what eekay: what is it based on Xylotile: google ran by libtards Xylotile: what shows up when you type mob Xylotile: instead of them darn libtards eekay: what is it based on though Xylotile: jo eekay: would you drink 300 mills of semen if you could fly afterwards Xylotile: how long is the flight eekay: superman eekay: superman flying Xylotile: ill do it for 1 liter Xylotile: gotta work hard for it Xylotile: yk eekay: yeah fuckin right eekay: you couldnt drink 1 liter of semen for any incentive imaginable Xylotile: i would drink it to erase anyone's memories Xylotile: erase the memory of drinking it Xylotile: boom free memory alternation on anyone eekay: thats just so so not worth Xylotile: ek u cant think outside the box like me Xylotile: and thats ok Xylotile: some people are less intelligent Xylotile: its ok CaMelon: fruit cakes eekay: ok mr dropped a cs class Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cat-typing-group-chat-is-lit-work-busy-gif-9588201 Xylotile: ek rn Xylotile: like i said before Xylotile: its better to drop Xylotile: than get D's in all classes lol eekay: yeah exactly eekay: getting a d in a cs class eekay: just google it eekay: literally any problem you have has been had by others and solved
ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll give u a redo on that one eekay: i mena its heir property and they werent rude about it but like eekay: chill lil bro Joguitaro: True Joguitaro: It’s just weird Joguitaro: Like type 1 boomer shit eekay: yeah basically ASlowFatHorsey: Is type 2 an acquired boomerism? Joguitaro: Like that was the most Facebook post I’ve ever seen on Facebook Joguitaro: Type 2 is an acquired boomer Joguitaro: Unlocked trait eekay: lol yeah eekay: strange ASlowFatHorsey: Wait so u were trespassing ASlowFatHorsey: Tho eekay: yeah apparently eekay: @Joguitaro clmn weekend? eekay: @Joguitaro i didnt mean to ping you eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey clmn weekend? Xylotile: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj3q4onrB3j/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Xylotile: That’s kinda fucked Xylotile: I would personally say something to him eekay: why Xylotile: Cuz he trashing yo name eekay: whos eekay: mine? Xylotile: Yeah eekay: hows he trashing my name Joguitaro: any gamings? ErfBundy: I heard Rick is a big eekay hater ErfBundy: Definitely dragging your name through the mud ErfBundy: You played ranked yet? Joguitaro: yes ErfBundy: Shit makes me want to rip my hair out I swear to god Joguitaro: yeah ErfBundy: Made it to silver lmao Joguitaro: tanks just running in no brain Joguitaro: same silver 1 Joguitaro: after winning 7 with 3 losses lol Joguitaro: ranked is fucked eekay: ??? ASlowFatHorsey: Ow dummy ErfBundy: I played when the system was fucked ErfBundy: So I got placed bronze 4 lmao ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh i wish I could grind ow ErfBundy: It’s so fun ErfBundy: Winston is kinda busted and so fun lmao eekay: I know eekay: ??? Joguitaro: lol ErfBundy: Xylotile said that Percy Jackson guy was dissing you ASlowFatHorsey: Fake mf ErfBundy: So I said Rick hates you bruh ASlowFatHorsey: U already soiled it ErfBundy: Lmao ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t try to cheat on me in front of my face and come crawling back ASlowFatHorsey: SMH ASlowFatHorsey: *smh ErfBundy: True Joguitaro: bro wtf Joguitaro: I guess the random dc's as well Joguitaro: so fucked ErfBundy: Lmao Joguitaro: Need someone to play with to keep my sanity man Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/fix-gif-20852064 Joguitaro: lol ap thought he was getting a new tank in league but new champ still better as bruiser ASlowFatHorsey: srsly wtf ASlowFatHorsey: i only ask for 1 thing ASlowFatHorsey: a tank ASlowFatHorsey: and they give a bruiser with resistances and hp scaling ASlowFatHorsey: cringe af ASlowFatHorsey: he also a shitty bruiser at that ErfBundy: Rest in pieces bro eekay: hge seems pretty tanky eekay: too soon to tell tbh ASlowFatHorsey: he looses 60 percent of his max hp as wel as 25percent of his bonus resistances during his ult
eekay: lol yeah eekay: that last 100 meter sprint eekay: on the 1600m eekay: always the hardest ASlowFatHorsey: Basically cuz you knwo you are so close yet so far away eekay: at the end of last nnn eekay: were you tempted to keep the streak going Xylotile: ek u know ur not making it that far ASlowFatHorsey: Not even a little bit Xylotile: why are you asking eekay: or did you stay up till midnight to seal tyhe deal eekay: FUCK YOU XYLOILE ASlowFatHorsey: 12 am gamings eekay: lol idd you really ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: holy fuck lol eekay: il probably do the same ASlowFatHorsey: Honestly idk how lahiru does it ASlowFatHorsey: He continued 2 months after nnn eekay: does he have perma nnn? eekay: holy shit eekay: what a monk ASlowFatHorsey: Fax ASlowFatHorsey: He actually might be goin perma after this nnn ASlowFatHorsey: Wouldnt be surprised jakecrewa: Buncha coomers eekay: yeah we are eekay: thats what nnn is for eekay: controlling the inner coomer eekay: i saw a quote on 4chan like a week ago eekay: "the coomer lives inside all of us. To live is to battle the coomer" jakecrewa: There are two wolves eekay: lol eekay: jc ur doing nn right? jakecrewa: I have consistently refused to answer that question eekay: oh yeah eekay: idk why you do that eekay: just say you dont ahve the willpower jakecrewa: I could nnn for a year if I wanted eekay: so you dont want to eekay: so youre not doing nnn eekay: becuase youre too hbeta to test ut the theory jakecrewa: That’s not what I’m saying. I’m just saying I could do it for 12 months if i wanted eekay: mmhmm eekay: i know ecaxtly what ur saying CaMelon: NNF gang eekay: no nut forever? jakecrewa: ✊🏻 Xylotile: jakecrewa beta ASlowFatHorsey: Fax @jc just admit the truth mang i can hear your beta cheeks clapin from here bruv jakecrewa: I thought nnn was memed out years ago lmao eekay: yup eekay: its not a meme eekay: itsa a commitment of willpower eekay: but if you dont have it you should just admit it ASlowFatHorsey: Faxuals jakecrewa: I’ve got the willpower of capital g god herself ASlowFatHorsey: Then do it ASlowFatHorsey: “Ooo but im not gaming enough your royal gamingness” ASlowFatHorsey: I get it jc its ok jakecrewa: I’ll do nnn if I get a free pass on AP’s mom ASlowFatHorsey: Some are more beta the others ASlowFatHorsey: Gl with that bruv jakecrewa: Please call me step-dad, not bruv ASlowFatHorsey: Bro ozie would flatten your ass on the grass this me warning you about faxual things that would happen not me trying to talk smack jakecrewa: AP when we doing our band gamings ASlowFatHorsey: Whenever you want briv but i first got to deoxidize my trumpet skills cuz its been a min jakecrewa: Facts brother. I need like structural work on my sexphone-broken valves and such. Where should I take that hoe to get fixed Xylotile: @jakecrewa when u teaching me the ways with the saxophone
eekay: i think he had his company make it or something eekay: some of it Xylotile: I heard the show Gotham was good eekay: no Xylotile: Have you heard of it Xylotile: Guh eekay: to answer your question eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey report Joguitaro: bro's afraid of a little wind Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/you-gotta-give-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-you-have-to-provide-you-need-to-offer-everything-tim-robinson-gif-12213306725033000902 wrenchbreaker: this shit so anticlimactic bruh wrenchbreaker: the warning said 80 mph eekay: ^^^ eekay: ap overreacting eekay: just goes to show how easy liberals can be mind controlled Joguitaro: never heard a more true statement in my life Joguitaro: man i just hate ap who's with me Xylotile: Me Joguitaro: ruining the ride eekay: surely hes not respnding cuase hes walking home Joguitaro: didn't realize his 10 minute walk home was 45 minutes eekay: taking his time eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-25869644 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/disappear-gif-22082766 Joguitaro: Ap anytime we can finally game eekay: yea sez u eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey report Xylotile: The tornado caught him Xylotile: He’s getting swept away rn ASlowFatHorsey: I can’t rn eekay: are you still at the union Joguitaro: i cannot believe the possibility of cock being unridden tonight Xylotile: Tiggy you still working? Joguitaro: i still work from 1-6 Xylotile: I didn’t mean rn lol but I see Joguitaro: huh Xylotile: You’re moving in the 5th? Joguitaro: yes eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey when can u then??? Xylotile: Yo ass better pick middle room Joguitaro: actually the 4th Joguitaro: i will Joguitaro: i actually prefer middle room Xylotile: Classes start the 5th or 12 Xylotile: For u Joguitaro: it's not really classes theres just a bunch of mandatory ceremonies and training things we have to do Xylotile: Oh that’s odd Joguitaro: but it could be classes im clueless Xylotile: Lmao aight Xylotile: Did you get your parking pass eekay: storm hitting us Joguitaro: @eekay that lightning a little loud eekay: lol yeah Joguitaro: think we should play cock Xylotile: Taylor parking pass Joguitaro: not yet Xylotile: You gonna get the shitty red Xylotile: 15 min walk to class Xylotile: Gg Joguitaro: i don't know what building my classes are in so i don't even know what kinda pass i would want eekay: oh sry as soon as i heard the rain i tunneled 1 mile into the earth to ente hyperstasis for 1000 years eekay: cant rn Xylotile: Get brown. That’s where the gym is eekay: 200something for brown Xylotile: There’s two, red and brown. Red is on the outskirts of the campus property Joguitaro: i'm just gonna park illegaly Xylotile: Brown is to any building Xylotile: Faster* eekay: red is closer to some buildings than brown eekay: def depends where u classes are Xylotile: True
Xylotile: I game in 15 ErfBundy: Aight Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 2 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t till later ASlowFatHorsey: Like 9 maybs ErfBundy: ok Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey what ep u on Xylotile: No fucking way that’s how dale dies Xylotile: That’s so retarded ASlowFatHorsey: S3 ep4 eekay: yeah eekay: dale deserved better Xylotile: Fuck man Xylotile: Lil teary eyed ngl eekay: he was a g Xylotile: @eekay wanna watch s2 finale Xylotile: ap can get on after i thinkl Xylotile: good timing eekay: sure one sec Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 386 minutes. Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ???? wya buddy Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?????? ASlowFatHorsey: ill be on in a sec Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: i see u brotha Xylotile: get on league Xylotile: 5 Xylotile: man Joguitaro: ok 🙂 Xylotile: @ErfBundy 5 man yo Xylotile: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukeis_trash_/video/7181655946534407466?q=twd%20memes&t=1673668451795 Xylotile: @eekay eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVpHDzme6MA Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/the-walking-dead-walking-dead-zombies-rick-gif-5470083 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/coral-gif-10583155 Xylotile: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRgWe1Lb/ Xylotile: I might have to rewatch the first few episodes cuz I did not pick up anything from the governor lol eekay: wonder why Xylotile: Idk ErfBundy: Should I just focus Akali this season? I’m kind of interested in a mage like Lissandra too eekay: the road to hell is paved with mages eekay: stay away ErfBundy: Lmao ErfBundy: Lissandra look kinda fun tho ErfBundy: I also feel like she’s got lots of outplay potential eekay: yeah liss is fun ErfBundy: I might try her soon ErfBundy: I think akali is the move rn tho she feels good at the moment eekay: you can probably climb harder there eekay: just dont fuck with mages eekay: go for 200 years
Xylotile: U talking to me jc, Xylotile: ?* Xylotile: Im down Xylotile: Jc is a master rower eekay: this is about our meeting spot eekay: Xylotile: He might get there first eekay: of course he will Xylotile: Is it actually possible to go canoeing from Charleston to Columbus eekay: although we could technically go allt he way by taking the missisipi to the gulf of mexico and paddling around new england and going through the hudson canal eekay: yes theoretically doing about that same thing CaMelon: @Joguitaro CaMelon: @Joguitaro CaMelon: @Joguitaro @Joguitaro eekay: u just go tot he ocean the find the source of a river that goes to wherever eekay: if paddliing upstream is off the table Xylotile: I might just be trolling but that sounds like fun Xylotile: How long do you think we’ll have to row eekay: it sounds like hundreds of miles of rowing Xylotile: And is it all down stream? jakecrewa: You think I’m in Cleveland? Lmao Xylotile: Columbus Ohio right? jakecrewa: I’d shoot myself if i was in Cleveland eekay: yeah allt he rivers have lanes nowadays so its always downstream eekay: fuckin idiot jakecrewa: Nice edit man eekay: lol eekay: so insecure Xylotile: What u talking about man jakecrewa: Can’t even own up to his mistakes smh eekay: its ok buddy we know u have lots of pretty girls who liked you on tinder Xylotile: LMAOO Xylotile: half them pretty Xylotile: Half swipe mistakes eekay: 🤦 eekay: im cringing Xylotile: Jc remember when you superliked a fat bitch? Xylotile: And you matched? jakecrewa: How bout you go swipe your ass cause it smells like bs in here Xylotile: You literally told me Xylotile: Nice lie man eekay: he didnt say no jakecrewa: Nah I was just trying to make one of those punchlines jakecrewa: I didn’t even see what you typed Xylotile: Bs = lie Xylotile: Oh jakecrewa: I’m trying to explain to friend of the chat Eugene how Americans invented Chinese Food and he cannot wrap his tiny Japanese brain around it Xylotile: A simple google search will tell him so lol eekay: did he think that deep fried noodles and soy sauce was an ancient oriental tradition jakecrewa: Don’t talk about google searches bill Xylotile: Japanese immigrant = American Xylotile: Ok Xylotile: Did she go to our school Xylotile: jakecrewa: We also invented Mexican food jakecrewa: Yes Xylotile: Nice lol eekay: dude how can tou say things like that Xylotile: Good bait jakecrewa: False Xylotile: Chinese food is just the boxes right Xylotile: And stuff like that eekay: :\| Xylotile: The way the food is made and processed/packaged jakecrewa: I’ve had enough of you today Xylotile: ?????? Xylotile: Am I in a simulation Xylotile: HELLO eekay: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/my-man-rick-and-morty-mailman-glitch-gif-16425283 eekay: oh wait eekay: almost forgot to add to my counter eekay: william mentions his tinder profile jakecrewa: Lmao Xylotile: Ek what’s your elo rn eekay: GUYG GUY LOOK AT THIS ONE LOL ISNT SHE SO UGLY DUDE LOL
eekay: no leg today eekay: stop trying to get out of wow you fucking weasel Xylotile: Man I just wanted to chat in call Xylotile: Chill out Xylotile: I got a lil visitor eekay: NOP FUCK YOU eekay: i canty tell who the visitor is Xylotile: eekay: enhance Xylotile: it is lil sap Xylotile: you cant tell what it is? eekay: https://tenor.com/view/spy-kids-lemme-zoom-in-on-that-zoom-watching-you-spy-gif-5212510 eekay: no Xylotile: Xylotile: betteR? eekay: na gonna need u to enhance one more time Xylotile: hows yo dad doing? Xylotile: his ankle right eekay: i killed him no more laundry lets game eekay: he is healing he takng lil steps now eekay: stictches out on the 19th i think Xylotile: oof Xylotile: what exactly happened again? eekay: https://tenor.com/view/shredding-bones-skull-meme-gif-26125095 Xylotile: oh Xylotile: is he using crutches or can he put his full weight on it eekay: not full weight he has crutches and one of those attention scooters Xylotile: the single leg one? Xylotile: those are dope eekay: yea eekay: @Joguitaro why is it called path of exile eekay: @Joguitaro we need you more now than ever Xylotile: yeah this dude was on poe until 4 am Xylotile: he not waking up antime soon eekay: ah ok ive got it eekay: does anybody here know much about the latest poe league mechanic? eekay: https://tenor.com/view/tired-confused-wake-up-squinting-gif-4201426486566488898 ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/meerkat-pop-up-funny-animals-gif-12221522 ASlowFatHorsey: Jo rn^^ ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/doggies-dogs-gif-14010942 eekay: @Xylotile is there some way we can listen to same music while gamink eekay: with midify Xylotile: dont know what that is Xylotile: holy fuck jotiggy Xylotile: you're so cringe Xylotile: get on Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro eekay: yeah he lights out eekay: i knew he wasnt locked in i said he would choose poe over us eekay: he did. Xylotile: ok we start 3 man then he can catch up eekay: no i didnt mean out like that eekay: i just mean sleeping Xylotile: ok well im going to the gym Xylotile: ill be back by 1 eekay: probably safe Joguitaro: I stayed up too late I needed sleep Xylotile: Officially done with ranked league Xylotile: Ruined my mood eekay: alright everybody is here
eekay: down ErfBundy: I’ve never seen it ErfBundy: i eekay: u got to man ErfBundy: Is it worth? eekay: 8.5/10 eekay: possibly higher eekay: its great ErfBundy: how long is it? ErfBundy: its a long movie isnt it? eekay: 2 ErfBundy: hm i htought it was longer eekay: nah its not that long eekay: used to be on netflix but u can still find it online eekay: 123movies v for vendetta eekay: watch now ErfBundy: i think its still on there eekay: nope eekay: ok it is ErfBundy: loll eekay: i am drugs? ErfBundy: yeah? eekay: swear to god i tried to buy it last week cause i looked on netlifx and it was gone eekay: w/e eekay: all the more reason eekay: u ever want a movie ask camel for the ek classics eekay: very well curated imo ErfBundy: lmao i forgot he got the list on fucking demand eekay: yerp eekay: i send him one every time i find one ErfBundy: so apparently chemtank akali is kinda nutty ErfBundy: interested eekay: i thought cumtank got nerfed on her eekay: recently eekay: annoying either way but less meta eekay: i wonder where the word meta comes from eekay: like why does meta mean meta ErfBundy: look it up eekay: ok sryu Xylotile: Today? eekay: no after you psoted the gif eekay: just finished ErfBundy: @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey gaming?? Xylotile: No Xylotile: Such a good movie ErfBundy: gay eekay: true eekay: to both ASlowFatHorsey: I can after 9 ErfBundy: @Joguitaro @CaMelon ErfBundy: possible gaming? eekay: gavin do u ever find hairs in ur buttcrack eekay: after u shower eekay: hairs from your head ErfBundy: a lot of girls say tahts a problem ErfBundy: but ive never had that happen eekay: lol really eekay: its been happening to me for about a year eekay: got long enough i suppose ErfBundy: lmao yeah ive had a good amount of girls say thats something that happens a lot but just never been something i dealt with eekay: have u ever chcked eekay: maybe u got likea bird nest down ther accumulating eekay: and u dont evne know ErfBundy: lmao yeah thats probably it eekay: maybe u just need that dumptruck to catch the hairs? ErfBundy: bro my hair touches my ass basically so i mean ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn ErfBundy: dont think so ErfBundy: gamers dont wanna game ASlowFatHorsey: Ight ErfBundy: more elden ring i guess CaMelon: possible ErfBundy: lol not anymore Xylotile: wgmnnn eekay: t1 on a 15 hour stream ErfBundy: Cause he’s pushing hard for rank 1 man eekay: that would be so embarassing for support players eekay: i wodner if he can actually do it ErfBundy: He’s at 75 bro ErfBundy: And like it’s so close in LP that one win shoots him up a good amount of spots ErfBundy: Once he hits around top 20 though the LP gaps are a little higher ErfBundy: It’s 100% doable though
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ASlowFatHorsey: Thought I would be playing more games eekay: i wonder if somebody predicted this 🧐 ASlowFatHorsey: But I haven’t ASlowFatHorsey: Summer isn’t over yet u dummy eekay: lol eekay: yeha ur gonna start soon huh eekay: delusional ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe eekay: no ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe eekay: eekay: yk its ok to just sya you dont like ranked man ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t like ranked ASlowFatHorsey: Never said I did eekay: then why you keep saying you gonna play ranked eekay: when you dotn want to ASlowFatHorsey: Just to hold it over u that I could steamroll past ur rank anytime I wanted to eekay: lol eekay: but you cant hold it over me eekay: you can claim it eekay: but it doesnt mean anything ASlowFatHorsey: It does because I could actually ASlowFatHorsey: Anytime ASlowFatHorsey: Anywhere ASlowFatHorsey: Ez diamond eekay: lol ok ASlowFatHorsey: But I don’t want to so I won’t ASlowFatHorsey: Right now at least eekay: we all know if you thought you were a diamond player youd be diamond ASlowFatHorsey: huh eekay: nothing confusing about it ASlowFatHorsey: Sure buddy eekay: ??? ASlowFatHorsey: But if I don’t want to play ranked because it’s not something I want to do rn I’m not going to do that to rub it ur face to show that I can ASlowFatHorsey: Not worth eekay: yeah but you obviously would enjoy having proof that youre better than me eekay: you just dont have it in you to play ranked eekay: thats a fact eekay: becuase you havent played ranked ASlowFatHorsey: Not true eekay: its emprically tru ASlowFatHorsey: I really don’t care about league ranked eekay: 🤦‍♂️ eekay: and for that reason i am out ASlowFatHorsey: U just trying to compensate for countless hours of pointlessness eekay: true ASlowFatHorsey: Wow ur so cool bro gold 4 I’m so impressed eekay: also is ez not busted rn ASlowFatHorsey: Ez is really broken rn eekay: yeah eekay: like 20/4 ez last game eekay: sunderer is really balanced ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah don’t know y they buffed tbh eekay: swain is just so shit in late late game buecase everybody else outheals you eekay: and you dont heal at all becuase of healcut eekay: like i guarantee ez healed more than me in that game ASlowFatHorsey: Wahbulance is on the way dw eekay: and i was fed as fuck ASlowFatHorsey: “:\|” eekay: :\ ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=wqsnrGfCRUQ&feature=share ASlowFatHorsey: That shits pretty fucked ASlowFatHorsey: I def would of just died eekay: isnt that the 127 hours guy ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: no climbing gains eekay: coulda got out if he did eekay: stupid hikers ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah just lift 800pound rock with 1 arm stupid eekay: i could do it eekay: whe you got that adrenaline ASlowFatHorsey: Ek this reality not daydream land eekay: what eekay: oh eekay: yeah irl ASlowFatHorsey: Ik it can hard for u to tell them apart some times ASlowFatHorsey: With ur 2d gorl friend
ASlowFatHorsey: After white promotess eekay: thats why white king moves over eekay: if eel really bad rn eekay: apparently this is white to move and draw eekay: somehow ASlowFatHorsey: Lol oxidation gets to us all ASlowFatHorsey: I can see draw ASlowFatHorsey: There literally is no other way for either player eekay: no i think i was right ASlowFatHorsey: How eekay: or wqhite king goes down and over to the left ASlowFatHorsey: If white is to move and he tries to promote with pawn black takes with king eekay: yeah nvm eekay: then its just loss ASlowFatHorsey: And then white can take his pawn if he wants eekay: ok bruv eekay: white pawn mvoes up eekay: black king moves up eekay: black pawn just promotes eekay: white king cant catch up to the black pawn eekay: ever ASlowFatHorsey: Or white king abandons his pawn to chase black pawn and if black tries to move his pawn white moves his own pawn ASlowFatHorsey: Not loss ASlowFatHorsey: Or win CaMelon: Changed the channel name: Chess.com Gaming ASlowFatHorsey: Draw eekay: ok so if white king moves down and black pawn moves up eekay: black king moves up then what eekay: down again? ASlowFatHorsey: Yes because the king has to take the pawn that promotes eekay: it literally cant ASlowFatHorsey: Black king eekay: white can waste 1 mov for black by threatenihng to promote but still doesnt catch up to the black pawn ASlowFatHorsey: he can tho to force the black king to move and pick up the white pawn because it is closer than the black ASlowFatHorsey: Pawn to promote eekay: that is true eekay: black pawn still promotes ASlowFatHorsey: They said the solution was draw? eekay: ja eekay: its apparently a famous endgame ASlowFatHorsey: The bottom side of the board is black right? eekay: mmhmm eekay: wait were you solving it the wqrong way ASlowFatHorsey: Then black cant promote eekay: so give me a series of moves ASlowFatHorsey: Because black has to go toward the white king to promote eekay: give moves ASlowFatHorsey: They just pick up each others pawns eekay: moves eekay: i was kind of right eekay: king moves diagonally and they both promote eekay: but white has check and checks forever ASlowFatHorsey: Ok white k a2, kg3, ka3, kg4, ka4, ASlowFatHorsey: No pieces on the board gg ASlowFatHorsey: Right? eekay: nope eekay: eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah i def thought my answer was way to simple xd eekay: eekay: SAME eekay: oops CaMelon: Changed the channel name: LoL Gaming Xylotile: Changed the channel name: Chess Gaming eekay: @Xylotile your trainingn starts now eekay: eekay: white to win in 3 Xylotile: 3? eekay: 3 moves eekay: so a move is when both players move a peice eekay: wite will make 3 and by the third be winning the game eekay: if not checkmate Xylotile: Bishop to 3D eekay: illegal move eekay: oh nvm CaMelon: ek noob eekay: honestly idk theres a peice behind the king xD eekay: i think its a pawn so that move would be pretty bad Xylotile: Wait so my move isn’t illegal
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/among-us-red-sus-suspect-among-gif-19597730 Xylotile: cameron i stopped for like 4 months two years agp Xylotile: u gotta make sure i do something productive eekay: what? eekay: do you mean "u gotta make sure u do something productive"? Xylotile: yeah in a league game rn Xylotile: cant type eekay: well yeah thats the only reason i can think of to stop gaming ios becuase youre doing it when you should be doing other things eekay: unless youre a buddhist monk or something Xylotile: i was watching netflix instead of gaming Xylotile: which was still a waste of time eekay: and if you werent watching netflix you were reading and if you werent reading you were taking a walk and if you werent doing that you were jerking off eekay: eevrything is wasting time eekay: if you enjoy gaming just game Xylotile: gaming and netflix wont help you in the future Xylotile: reading and walking will eekay: walking maybe but why reading Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/knowledge-tai-lopez-lamborghini-gif-19251888 eekay: you can get knowledge on the computer eekay: watching netflix Xylotile: Xylotile: nice troll ek Xylotile: yeah you can Xylotile: but i watched some random shit on netflix Xylotile: and we talkinga bout gaming Xylotile: gaming doesnt give you knowledge that u will use Xylotile: later in life eekay: doesnt mean you ahve to quit eekay: lots of things you do dont have use ASlowFatHorsey: there are many studies that link reading to being more effective in concentration, more knowledgeable, better critical thinking, and even longer life ASlowFatHorsey: sure you dont have to quit gaming but if he dosent want to do it there are definitely better options than gaming ErfBundy: Camel gaming is part of our blood wtf ASlowFatHorsey: cemb cemb ErfBundy: Quitting gaming is like quitting breathing ErfBundy: It’s not right ASlowFatHorsey: still an admirable goal imo ErfBundy: I mean idk man it’s just all we have ever known is gaming ASlowFatHorsey: cemb cemb on that one ErfBundy: Gaming is a huge pastime that isn’t just useless ErfBundy: I wouldn’t discourage him from doing it if he doesn’t enjoy it but like permanently because you just can is kinda weird ASlowFatHorsey: ehhhhhh dosent really have many benefits ErfBundy: Bro ErfBundy: Do you know how many friends you can make from gaming ErfBundy: How many people I have bonded with over gaming ErfBundy: How many cool things you can accomplish ASlowFatHorsey: true but i feel like part of that was gaming irl ErfBundy: No I mean friendships of people I’ve never met ASlowFatHorsey: i think i def bonded more in irl ASlowFatHorsey: hmmm ASlowFatHorsey: well ErfBundy: Dude I’ve made lifelong friends over the internet ASlowFatHorsey: like who? ErfBundy: Kid named Sam that lives in Vermont ErfBundy: Met through siege ASlowFatHorsey: do you talk to him ? ErfBundy: Yeah all the time ASlowFatHorsey: ok cool but is that it? ErfBundy: He’s like the main one rn ErfBundy: But eekay: ?? ErfBundy: I’ve shared so many memories over time with many gamers ErfBundy: Michelle from destiny raids ErfBundy: Gnarlycatfish from battlefield 4
ErfBundy: yeah ErfBundy: it had a weird launch and shit ErfBundy: basically tho ErfBundy: the inital release did poorly and so they re released the game or something as something different eekay: that is strange ErfBundy: made it an mmo and its pretty popular now ErfBundy: yeah ErfBundy: ive heard great things about it i just never tried it yet eekay: yeah i think 1 mmmo is enough for me ErfBundy: lmao dont worry once you get bored of it youll get an itching for another ErfBundy: i feel like you would like destiny @eekay eekay: ive thought about getting it eekay: i didnt get that far into borderland ErfBundy: do it CaMelon: idk what play ErfBundy: ok well destiny is like borderlands wiht wow ErfBundy: you do raids and shit but you collect weapons ErfBundy: but not on the same scale as borderlands ErfBundy: also destiny 2 is free now and you jsut have to buy into the dlcs ErfBundy: me either camel ErfBundy: i would love to play d2 again eekay: play new game eekay: play wow ErfBundy: nah eekay: this game is so good with friends ErfBundy: ill try it a little ErfBundy: but not rn cause itll take a bit to download ErfBundy: ill try it over break eekay: aight aight aight aight aight aight aight aight CaMelon: uh CaMelon: uh ErfBundy: what CaMelon: LOTRO? ErfBundy: whats that eekay: lord of the rings online CaMelon: lord of the rings online eekay: lord of the rigns online ErfBundy: tahts a game lol CaMelon: yes CaMelon: best MMO eekay: keatings favorite game ErfBundy: wahtever you say lol eekay: and heas a real intellectual ErfBundy: oooo fuck d2 dlc is on sale ErfBundy: its my call CaMelon: ErfBundy: wtf lol ErfBundy: thats funny ErfBundy: should i play tekken or fortnite eekay: fortnite CaMelon: @ErfBundy fortnite for apex??? ErfBundy: what CaMelon: playstation games ErfBundy: im down to play fortnite or apex CaMelon: idc which one CaMelon: those are just the only games i can play online ErfBundy: true ErfBundy: are yours even updated tho? CaMelon: oh probs not ErfBundy: see if they need updated CaMelon: fortnite is updated on my switch lol ErfBundy: fortnites was only like ten gigs if i remember ErfBundy: lmaoooo ErfBundy: wtf CaMelon: Gotta update PlayStation ErfBundy: aight Xylotile: what yall yapping about ErfBundy: we trying to game CaMelon: PlayStation gaming ErfBundy: you got apex or anything willi? Xylotile: ErfBundy: oooo lets squad up ErfBundy: you me and camel Xylotile: maybe later ErfBundy: bet Xylotile: i have to download like 40 gb lol ErfBundy: bet CaMelon: So we doin ape? ErfBundy: me and camel will play fortnite or soemething while we wait CaMelon: Ight ErfBundy: we can play whatever while waiting camel
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Xylotile: clsoign discord this si cringe ASlowFatHorsey: lol that’s bait eekay: Joguitaro: You know what I think could be a problem. Smart and more wealthy people will use some sort of protection lowering their birth rate while stupid poor people don’t and have tons of kids eekay: righht here or a million other occasions Joguitaro: Maybe we are devolving eekay: any time i say alcohol is dumb you say i dont hang out with people ASlowFatHorsey: Go ahead ASlowFatHorsey: Find them Joguitaro: Alcoholics when they see a person socializing without being shitfaced Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/tom-delonge-blink182-wtf-meme-what-the-heck-first-date-gif-25383351 ASlowFatHorsey: Ok so if we just gonna keep baiting I’ll see y’all tomorrow ASlowFatHorsey: Gnite 🙂 eekay: yes im just trying to argue but i beleive what im saying eekay: does that count as bait eekay: i feel like bait requires lying Joguitaro: you forgot that bait = disagreeing eekay: https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-22947588 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/renuu-thanos-rest-peaceful-gif-20831938 Xylotile: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Game time eekay: ready and willing eekay: but i think when xyloltile says morning gaming he had something else in mind eekay: noon-1 ish ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235 Xylotile: Game time Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay Xylotile: Classic eekay: taylor cant game idiot Xylotile: Huh so Xylotile: He said we can game without him eekay: he did not Xylotile: Yes I texted him eekay: ss Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/embarrassed-so-embarrassed-im-embarrassed-don%27t-look-at-me-look-away-gif-3237449352787189387 Xylotile: @Joguitaro thoughts? Joguitaro: No gaming without me 🙂 Joguitaro: Church shouldn’t be too long Joguitaro: I’ll be back around 12 Xylotile: Okayyyyy eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ? Xylotile: @Joguitaro what church do you guys go to Xylotile: trailhead? Joguitaro: No Xylotile: oh Xylotile: prolly some scientology eekay: eekay: wat da hell eekay: dune skin in minecraft eekay: trasnmogs lol Xylotile: thats cool Xylotile: i bet thats on purpose ASlowFatHorsey: Ok eekay: 12 it is eekay: but more like 1 after tailor decides to get food after church eekay: @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: https://tenor.com/view/anchorman-assemble-will-ferrell-seashell-blow-gif-20525265 eekay: ]@ASlowFatHorsey eekay: ]' eekay: vv eekay: v eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: !gpt how's it feel to be back from the dead FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: I'm always here, ready to help whenever you need me! Since I'm not alive, I don't experience feelings or states of being. But I'm glad to assist you with any questions or tasks you have. eekay: hes a little slow on the uptake still Joguitaro: oh my ethernet works Joguitaro: huwge Xylotile: kinda, yes there was some fuck shit going on the 1700s eekay: since he on wifi Xylotile: yeah my ethernet works too Xylotile: can i get my adaptor back Xylotile: adapter Joguitaro: like writing the constitution and first amendment yada yada Xylotile: also not giving women equal rights, allowing slavery Joguitaro: this is for sure some sort of fallacy eekay: i feel like it doesnt amtter how old the law is or how old most of our laws are eekay: it just matters if the law he used was a good or stupid law eekay: was it stupid or just old Xylotile: he used it incorrectly Xylotile: you're supposed to use it only in wartime eekay: that seems more important then Xylotile: "The Trump administration's disregard for the court order has sparked significant legal debate, with many legal scholars suggesting the administration may have exceeded its authority by defying the court directive." Joguitaro: i would say that it's definitely a valid argument to make eekay: is it true? Xylotile: what is eekay: im just saying its not about validity its also about wether its true or not eekay: seems like taylor doesnt know Xylotile: like what is true Joguitaro: is what ture Joguitaro: true eekay: the quote/argument xylotile sent Joguitaro: i mean under the authority of the executive order they are completely valid to deport them Joguitaro: the debate is whether they have the authority to make that order Xylotile: Ok but ignoring government judges is bad Xylotile: The authority and the disregard Joguitaro: i mean the government judge didn't have any say Joguitaro: he had as much say as you or me Joguitaro: it should be debated whether they made the executive order Xylotile: That is so incorrect Xylotile: Oh didn’t or doesn’t Joguitaro: that's just how the executive order works. Once its made its an executive power and has nothing to do with judicial power Joguitaro: i guess doesn't would be a better word Xylotile: Ok yeah I agree that executive orders outweigh the orders from judges but it’s the fact that he didn’t use it correctly Xylotile: That’s why the judge said he was abusing his power Joguitaro: yes that's what should be debated and i think could be valid Xylotile: Because he deported them during peacetime Xylotile: That’s what I’m trying to say Joguitaro: i think it could be valid to make that order though Joguitaro: they had enough reason to believe that they were sent here by venezuela Joguitaro: if that's true though i'm not sure Joguitaro: it could be plausable Joguitaro: okay i gotta study Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-meme-jjba-gif-4322638546229085656 ASlowFatHorsey: Um ASlowFatHorsey: Checks and balances? Joguitaro: buzzword Joguitaro: that's not how it works ASlowFatHorsey: Yes it is lol Joguitaro: the checks and balances is whether he could make that order ASlowFatHorsey: Courts and congress check presidential power ASlowFatHorsey: And vice versa Joguitaro: okay study time
FriggBot2000: Do not go gentle into that good juckyard. FriggBot2000: Tetus should burn and rave at close of day. FriggBot2000: Rage, rage against the dying of the gamings. FriggBot2000: Though wise men at their end know gaming is right, FriggBot2000: Becuase their plays had got no karma they FriggBot2000: Do not go gentle into that good juckyard eekay: what Xylotile: Civ 6 eekay: you're playing it? Xylotile: Yeah I got like like two hours in on my first run Xylotile: Pretty fun except I’m not sure which resources I should focus on and stuff like that eekay: i dont think im very good either but it is fun Xylotile: My army is BUILT UP Xylotile: Got some catapults ready for action Xylotile: wanna see? 🙂 eekay: no ErfBundy: did yall go back to school today or you off? eekay: off Xylotile: On ASlowFatHorsey: Do u get today off? ErfBundy: indeed ErfBundy: weird day to have off but hey fuck it ASlowFatHorsey: Dubs ErfBundy: for real Joguitaro: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey today is the movement for our freedom 🫡 eekay: man its like -100 eekay: we climb tomorrow Joguitaro: i know it may be hard but you can roll up your windows eekay: too late anyways u shouldve moved sooner ASlowFatHorsey: His muscles frozen solid from hibernating on his mat in his open window room ASlowFatHorsey: Cant even move if he wanted too Joguitaro: guess we know who really wants to climb and who doesn't 🤷‍♂️ eekay: eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey what do you have to say for yourself ASlowFatHorsey: Swedish Santa riding dat sleigh tnite 😤😫🥵🤬 eekay: lol i like the emoji palette eekay: the 4 stages of eekay: cum ASlowFatHorsey: Hot ASlowFatHorsey: Cum eekay: 4 stages of nnn lol ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: i got it this year -> ok im horny -> edging -> pnc ASlowFatHorsey: These are my 4 stages 😎😎😎😎 Xylotile: We missed BFD Xylotile: Gg ASlowFatHorsey: Bfd is tomorrow bruh Xylotile: Today ASlowFatHorsey: We did it Saturday right? Xylotile: Negative ASlowFatHorsey: O ASlowFatHorsey: I might be down Xylotile: Cannot ASlowFatHorsey: If we get gamers goin ASlowFatHorsey: Ight Xylotile: wait i can Xylotile: at 10 Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay Xylotile: im still gonna wait until dec 30, 2028 ErfBundy: Is that real wtf is that lmao Xylotile: Yes lol ErfBundy: What is it? Xylotile: Idk I forgot ASlowFatHorsey: Yooooooooooooooooooooo ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/doggone-hungry-dh-dh-game-doggone-hungry-game-low-poly-gif-26714531 ErfBundy: crab ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro how tf do u sign into cas-ile ASlowFatHorsey: Calc 2 website eekay: https://tenor.com/view/calculus-cat-cat-math-studying-cat-gif-23164559
eekay: based on who what when where why ASlowFatHorsey: Im sorry forgot to mention ur jo like device eekay: 🤨 hmm? ASlowFatHorsey: 😑 eekay: u guys see that god of war has a steam page eekay: coming to pc soon ASlowFatHorsey: 😐 ASlowFatHorsey: 😑 ASlowFatHorsey: 😐 ASlowFatHorsey: 😶 eekay: somebody gave my dad some apple pie moonshine they made ASlowFatHorsey: Jo mama gave me some of her apple pie eekay: im gonna try some this weekend ASlowFatHorsey: Of jo mama’s apple pie? eekay: no of the apple pie moonshine ASlowFatHorsey: To that to jo mama ASlowFatHorsey: Racism at its finest ASlowFatHorsey: Check ASlowFatHorsey: and ASlowFatHorsey: Mate eekay: do you think itll be good CaMelon: ASlowFatHorsey: Have u ever had any form of hard liquor? eekay: ive tried vodka and whiskey ASlowFatHorsey: Well think of that but more motoroily eekay: plus apple pie ASlowFatHorsey: Is prolly closer to moonshine eekay: i wonder if the apple pie will be noticeable ASlowFatHorsey: I doubt id notice it over the burning of my mouth eekay: lol true eekay: it is insane how similair vodka tastes to isopropyl alcohol eekay: which should not really be surprising eekay: but theres alcohol and alcohol yk ASlowFatHorsey: ??? Ek been tryin some isopropyl??? ASlowFatHorsey: Hows ur vision score rn eekay: ok it tastes like isopropyl smells eekay: lol CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/893233366500007946/902683347199881266/caption.gif eekay: eekay: lol CaMelon: now skip to 5:19:00 jarvis CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-sad-sad-troll-face-sad-troll-face-gif-20492888 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey were you good at swim ASlowFatHorsey: I’d say I ended up pretty alright ASlowFatHorsey: Y do U ask eekay: did u get medals and stuff ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: dang eekay: crkaced hired ASlowFatHorsey: Ok but y u ask tho eekay: idk eekay: i just wondered how fast a bear could swim and remembered you were in swim eekay: apparently bears are very fast ASlowFatHorsey: Ok dude lol eekay: iw asnt making a joke lol eekay: u thought about doin swim at u of i ASlowFatHorsey: LOOOOOOOOOOL ASlowFatHorsey: Now that is a joke ASlowFatHorsey: I’m not even remotely close to that good eekay: yeah i figured ASlowFatHorsey: Swim team in hs and college are two very different things eekay: yeah i figured eekay: do you think youd even get on the team ASlowFatHorsey: R u kidding ? ASlowFatHorsey: Did u not hear what I said lol ASlowFatHorsey: I bet I couldn’t even make the club swim team eekay: lol eekay: does that mean in peak shape or right now ASlowFatHorsey: If I was in peak shape I could maybe get into club but rn def not, haven’t swam in a mega hot min
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eekay: youd get points for creativity eekay: how about the word art CaMelon: Or fart eekay: 🧑‍🌾 🧗‍♀️ CaMelon: :GrugPog: ErfBundy: Or climbing eekay: omg facts ErfBundy: Lol eekay: thats actually such a good one ErfBundy: Or mega calculator CaMelon: Or frigglec ErfBundy: OMG Xylotile: Pinned a message. eekay: casue nobody used to rock climb without aid, but now people can boulder or free solo or free climb or also you can climb ranks ErfBundy: Yeah ErfBundy: Climbing would be a cool one eekay: thats a solid contender eekay: you can cite me as a resource Xylotile: Do farming ErfBundy: 100 CaMelon: Or beta cheeks mcspazotron Xylotile: And say “something ek can’t do” ErfBundy: Lmao CaMelon: Oooooo Xylotile: 100% Xylotile: A+++ eekay: you were jerking me off so hard at the gym dude CaMelon: Extra credit eekay: "dude wtf ur a monkey" ErfBundy: Lol eekay: asking to leave after 15 minutes Xylotile: Me? eekay: yup Xylotile: I didn’t ask to leave after 15 minutes wtf Xylotile: I don’t remember that Xylotile: My bad eekay: you wanted to i coulsd see it in your eyes eekay: straight eekay: from ur soul; ErfBundy: Lmao Xylotile: Honestly it takes a bit to get into it ErfBundy: Ek knows when a climber quits Xylotile: But after that I was having fun Xylotile: Up to the point where my hands hurt too much to hold myself up lol eekay: i wonder if you could find the phrase dark souls in some ancient scripture passage and relate it to the game ErfBundy: Trueeeeee CaMelon: Guys I found Taylor’s secret Twitter page CaMelon: eekay: it was japanese first right? eekay: lol ErfBundy: Yeah dark souls is made in Japan ErfBundy: Studio Japan eekay: i think climbing would be pretty good one CaMelon: Gaming/gamings CaMelon: You could write an entire book eekay: bro do the n word eekay: you could do 10 pages on that ErfBundy: BROOO CaMelon: What’s the n word? ErfBundy: If I could I would CaMelon: Can you type it ek? CaMelon: I don’t know what it is eekay: https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-funny-insult-nigga-gif-7901446 ErfBundy: YOOOO eekay: dude eekay: the word troll eekay: thats a strong one CaMelon: Nigga? ErfBundy: Camel omg!?!?! eekay: https://tenor.com/view/brutal-moose-racism-detected-alert-agapelion-gif-10272689 CaMelon: 😫 eekay: @ErfBundy what do u think about the word troll ErfBundy: That one definitely has a lot to write about CaMelon: eekay: and the meaning has changed eekay: and you can trollface ur teacher ErfBundy: Talk about the mythic creatures and then the troll face eekay: exactly CaMelon: eekay: jrr tolkein >>> rick astley
eekay: was us politics ever not a joke or was it always like this Xylotile: Ap what you drinking Xylotile: No lol Xylotile: I think Obama era was the start of casualism ASlowFatHorsey: Idk but I can tell u drink dez right off ur chin eekay: start of what??? Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: That’s fs Xylotile: Informalism Xylotile: Idk I just made casualism up eekay: k thx eekay: xylotile have an opinion not from tiktok challenge impossible Xylotile: Like stuff was super formal before Obama Xylotile: ????? Xylotile: How is that a tiktok opinion you mutt ASlowFatHorsey: Yea eekay: its not an opinion u made it up Xylotile: About Obama? Xylotile: Yes it is ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-barnacles-funny-gif-gif-14509494416451968887 Xylotile: Obama was the first president to utilize social media eekay: ok ap actually drunk Xylotile: I’m guessing Xylotile: I’m telling you man Xylotile: I know when he’s drunk eekay: substance abuser chat eekay: im muting Xylotile: Nooo come back ASlowFatHorsey: Losing argument Xylotile: I was winning the argument Xylotile: TRUEEEEE ASlowFatHorsey: Just call ap drunk ASlowFatHorsey: Wasn’t taking to u chump ASlowFatHorsey: Talking about me eekay: ap read those books i sent u eekay: get off the drugs and read something an climb eekay: u can still turn ur life around Xylotile: @eekay you gonna apologize/ take back what you said Xylotile: ??? ASlowFatHorsey: U can still get laid in game ek 🙂 u can turn ur life around eekay: oh i will beleive me ASlowFatHorsey: (No he cant tehe) eekay: spent 4 hours crawling my save file eekay: i think i found the sex logix eekay: logic ASlowFatHorsey: Ek confirming for the first time that sex exists ASlowFatHorsey: Dirty code ASlowFatHorsey: (Cuz hes a virgin) eekay: as far as u know ASlowFatHorsey: Yea ASlowFatHorsey: Ik alright ASlowFatHorsey: That climbing pad of urs got a random bump innit a while back ASlowFatHorsey: It aint random eekay: xylotile's the only one here whos brought up himself having sex so i dont know about any of you eekay: all a bunch of he said she said to me ASlowFatHorsey: Lets just say that eekay: lol what? ASlowFatHorsey: Sex detector eekay: straight ap's jokes are hard enought o follow eekay: sober i mean eekay: drunk ap jokes are incomprehensible Xylotile: Taylor has done it before Xylotile: With fat women ASlowFatHorsey: Okay lol ASlowFatHorsey: Mysogy boi Xylotile: Huh eekay: misogony Xylotile: Holy balls Taylor is still in his game lol Xylotile: He’s locked in eekay: !gpt does self reported relationship satisfaction differ between heterosexual and homosexual couples? FriggBot2000: Research on this topic has shown varying results, partly due to different methods of data collection and sample characteristics. However, a common finding is that there isn't a significant difference in self-reported relationship satisfaction between heterosexual and homosexual couples. Many studies suggest that the quality of a relationship depends more on factors like communication, trust, and mutual respect rather than the sexual orientation of the partners.
eekay: yeah ppl would probably frek out Joguitaro: True Joguitaro: Npc memes would go crazy tho lol eekay: i bet if the people un the superuniverse detect that the simulation is self aware they just reset it eekay: could be we've already figured it out 100 different ways and they keep rewinding us Joguitaro: Haha that would be crazy! Good thing we don’t actually believe that!! 🙂 eekay: thats a cool setting for a story actually i wonder if anybodys done that eekay: a bit after some government releases aboslute proof we live in a simulation Joguitaro: Isn’t that kinda what the matrix is? Joguitaro: Very matrix esk eekay: no the dumb thing about the matrix is that all the people actually exist irl which made no sense eekay: i mena a world where we are all actually simulated eekay: and the simulated people get proof they arent real and tell everybody else Joguitaro: Lol Joguitaro: It would be interesting Joguitaro: Wait Joguitaro: That’s the plot of free guy kinda lol Joguitaro: Kinda lol eekay: not everything with simulations is the same movie Joguitaro: Okayyyy dude eekay: like imagine tomorrow you wake up the us government releases information eekay: universe is simulated absolute proof eekay: thats the setting of the story eekay: you think class would be cancelled? Joguitaro: Don’t know. Not much would change lol eekay: no but people would freak out eekay: murdering looting sprees probably Joguitaro: Yeah probably eekay: by idiots who think that simulation really changes anything morally Joguitaro: Little bit of gta eekay: i bet the world leaders demand an audience with the simulators and get ghosted Joguitaro: They just go nah eekay: yeah the chances that we are the only simulated universe in the superuniverse is really low probably theres probably tons eekay: they dont likely have time to address everybody who becomes selfa ware eekay: theres probably a fuckin form letter that gets sent to everybody in the simulated uuniverse lol Joguitaro: Probably just a simulation on a 5 year olds iPad eekay: lol eekay: new quantum cpu in the 14156th ipad release Joguitaro: They probably added back the headphone jack to iPhones eekay: they probably just send the information to the bluetooth brain implant eekay: damn thats probably what theyre gonna do eekay: they could stimulate with implants to simulate any combination of inputs from your senses eekay: make you see or hear or feel or smell anything Joguitaro: Smellivison eekay: zackly ASlowFatHorsey: Was prolly irl memory eekay: lol yeah it was a badass moment ngl eekay: i was getting bitched hardcore and you were like nah fuck this ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: but we're missing the big picture here eekay: if simulation proof came out tomorrow eekay: would they cancel classes Joguitaro: This is a very elaborate way for you to get out of class tomorrow to go climbing lol eekay: lol maybe eekay: i was workin on it for a few days and just got proof we live in a simulation eekay: just wondering when i should drop it to get out of class eekay: hey if anybody here need to get out of a final just lmk eekay: ok i asked my mom if class would get cancelled shes asking the provost Joguitaro: Lol Joguitaro: I think you would get out of school lol Joguitaro: Instant Nobel prize eekay: but would everybody get out? eekay: btw that guy whos truck got stolen got a fundraiser and theyve got 56k so far Joguitaro: @eekay don’t want this smoke eekay: LMFAOOOOOO eekay: i was born in the smoke eekay: you merely adopted it
ASlowFatHorsey: True gamer Joguitaro: game time eekay: i mean im not really feeling it so we could just save the gamings for tomorrow eekay: quality over quantity Joguitaro: thats just beta talk Xylotile: Nah we gaming today Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 50 minutes. Joguitaro: @CaMelon @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay @Xylotile Xylotile: brb Joguitaro: kk Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon @CaMelon Joguitaro: @CaMelon wgmn??? CaMelon: Ight Joguitaro: @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @eekay Xylotile: Idk Xylotile: Playing warzone Joguitaro: Hmmmm bruh ASlowFatHorsey: does erf bunny wanna game for 4 man ?? ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy we gamin?
eekay: lol eekay: this not the fridge this the internet ASlowFatHorsey: payday3? Xylotile: huh eekay: its in the pasta dummy ASlowFatHorsey: deep cock 10$ eekay: wow eekay: dont u normally charge 15? ASlowFatHorsey: yep ASlowFatHorsey: weekend steam sale ASlowFatHorsey: for my cock ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy ErfBundy: I’m bout to buy armored core game looks lit eekay: get it while its hot ASlowFatHorsey: its already out? ASlowFatHorsey: fuck man eekay: yea ErfBundy: It been out ErfBundy: End of august ASlowFatHorsey: ps5 cringeee ErfBundy: You jealous ASlowFatHorsey: No ASlowFatHorsey: 🥲 ErfBundy: Ps5 thriving tho we got spidey 2 next month eekay: eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey swedish grading ranges Xylotile: i find mfs like you really interesting Xylotile: the thing eekay: u dont even know the pasta eekay: frake fan Xylotile: @everyone clash tonight 🙂 Xylotile: Xylotile: why he booty calling me at 2:30 am? eekay: wtf eekay: if u say this guys name 3 times shit will start floating around ur house Xylotile: lol ErfBundy: You know no one gonna do that they scared of commitment Xylotile: i believe eekay: !lp smolyoshi FriggBot2000: SmolYoshi is in Iron III at 75 lp with a 0.333 wr over 27 games ErfBundy: Yeah I lost two games yesterday ErfBundy: 🤷‍♂️ ErfBundy: My siege stocks are up though so I am very happy ErfBundy: Maybe I should just try to support climb since that’s prolly my best position. I just hate leaving it up to others ErfBundy: Might be best tho eekay: well you cant really go anywhere but up so Xylotile: actually he can go -175 down Xylotile: but after that Xylotile: only way is up eekay: u guys seen dont look up eekay: rewatched it today shit is stressful Joguitaro: any gamings eekay: nope sorry eekay: too hungover eekay: cause im a retard eekay: and every time i get drunk i get dumber and want to drink more Joguitaro: somebody angy tehe Xylotile: ??? Xylotile: you drank? Xylotile: drunked Xylotile: dranked eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mc-cum-cum-sebserver-pog-cumhose-gif-18980293 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077 Xylotile: or are you annoyed that someone was hungover and didn’t climb eekay: ^ Xylotile: hmmm Xylotile: i’m guessing tay tay
Xylotile: Ok bad prompt Xylotile: !gpt I am making a new podcast. Please give me name ideas for the podcast that is similar to “talk tuah”. For example, “chalk tuah” FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Here are some creative name ideas for your podcast that play off the "Talk Tuah" theme: 1. Walk Tuah 2. Rock Tuah 3. Squawk Tuah 4. Hawk Tuah 5. Dock Tuah 6. Mock Tuah 7. Shock Tuah 8. Stock Tuah 9. Knock Tuah 10. Clock Tuah Choose one that fits the tone and theme of your podcast best! Xylotile: Stock tuah Xylotile: Holy dick eekay: 1000% taken Xylotile: Clock tuah? We just stare at a clock all day Xylotile: https://youtu.be/pFQtgGWye4M?si=Cfvzr-fBXa8Pxe8A fuck eekay: told ya Xylotile: Dock tuah? We rate ship dock videos eekay: flock tuah eekay: podcast about hawks eekay: except they dont flock nvm Xylotile: Gank tuah Xylotile: We talk about league Xylotile: Rift tuah Xylotile: Did you guys hear about the terrorist attack in New Orleans Xylotile: Wild eekay: it was an american from who was in the armyt eekay: i wonder if the isis flag is a misdirect Joguitaro: any gaymerssss eekay: just made ramen with chicken broth im a genius eekay: im a fucking innovator Xylotile: i didnt look into who did it Xylotile: just knew 10 people died eekay: i heard there was an isis flag but that is apparently unconfirmed Xylotile: classic spreading false info Xylotile: first the ap pic and now you're a terrorist Xylotile: i can maybe possibly probably game at 6:30 on da dot Joguitaro: surely Xylotile: @eekay ? eekay: ah eekay: nah* Joguitaro: classic ek killing gaming Xylotile: Why not eekay: enough leg today eekay: !piggies FriggBot2000: ```ansi [1mxylotile[0m [34mDiamond IV[0m 63 LP [0.590 over 61 games] (0/1 vs ap) [1meekay[0m [33mGold II[0m 71 LP [0.472 over 53 games] [1mdragondude[0m [37mSilver IV[0m 52 LP [0.500 over 60 games] (1/0 vs xylotile) [1mmaestrofluff[0m [31mBronze II[0m 83 LP [0.500 over 34 games] ``` ASlowFatHorsey: He finally winning games ASlowFatHorsey: Taylor gave up soon as he lost once eekay: yeah i didnt change anything Joguitaro: ??? eekay: either i got reallyt unluycky before or im getting lucky now ASlowFatHorsey: Could be ASlowFatHorsey: Just keep making ur gameplay as consistent as possible
eekay: @Joguitaro one where you skinnydipped with shadowheart eekay: C:\Users\ek\AppData\Local\Larian Studios\Baldur's Gate 3\PlayerProfiles\Public\Savegames\Story ASlowFatHorsey: I can on Thursday eekay: bro thatrs fucking weeks away ASlowFatHorsey: 🫃 Xylotile: Any leggers Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay eekay: ok Joguitaro: ok eekay: 4 Xylotile: Noooo cmn Xylotile: One 3 man eekay: spam him Xylotile: I can’t play that many just 3 and done Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: Not home eekay: ugh fine Xylotile: Hehe Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 73 minutes. eekay: (CAMP_MizoraMorningAfter_CFM_69ddc432-0293-98b1-e512-baff8b160f12) eekay: https://tenor.com/view/noclip-neuralink-cyberpunk-gmod-gif-25981391 Xylotile: eekay: !lp xylotile FriggBot2000: xylotile is in Emerald I at 40 lp with a 0.658 wr over 38 games ASlowFatHorsey: LOL ASlowFatHorsey: emerald shitter Xylotile: !lp dragondude FriggBot2000: dragondude is in Silver III at 30 lp with a 0.444 wr over 9 games Xylotile: xDDD ASlowFatHorsey: 😎 eekay: ur life is this game Xylotile: you got negative wr eekay: hes played 9 games Xylotile: stopped playing eekay: extrapolate those 9 games eekay: hes masters by end of month ASlowFatHorsey: Man I’ve been busy Xylotile: yeah kissing boys Joguitaro: !dalle guh eekay: https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/cuh-guh-buh-gif-26372267 FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-8anpNFNuzArPXFBdTaVwNnYF.png?st=2024-05-13T17%3A12%3A31Z&se=2024-05-13T19%3A12%3A31Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-13T14%3A46%3A09Z&ske=2024-05-14T14%3A46%3A09Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=btEqQO9q9bcpp3/2RneBPZb0Khlw2F8uL0RHaDZho20%3D
ASlowFatHorsey: Anime’s I’ve seen that have diverged from the manga have been usually worse ASlowFatHorsey: But hopefully not this time ASlowFatHorsey: It’s really good rn Xylotile: that is most likely true Xylotile: yeah it is ErfBundy: they usually are worse Xylotile: the call Xylotile: and the writings Xylotile: omg ASlowFatHorsey: Fax Xylotile: i knew from the start it was too good to be true Xylotile: theres gotta be a twist ASlowFatHorsey: Ofc dude Xylotile: im thinking the writings were from past groups who had people that wanted to betray ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t be promise never land that doesn’t have a massive twist ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmm swaygum swegum Xylotile: we wouldnt know tho eekay: what the fuck eekay: how can you people live with yousrselves eekay: this show encourages kids to play with guns eekay: ErfBundy: lmao Xylotile: dude fuck off Xylotile: you're spoling it eekay: fucking anime addicts ErfBundy: i heard its good Xylotile: ek ErfBundy: i need ot watch Xylotile: delete that man Xylotile: thats actually so annoying eekay: guns are a spoiler Xylotile: yers Xylotile: dipshit Xylotile: delete it ASlowFatHorsey: Gavin you have so many anime’s that you need to watch bro eekay: how bout you just dont scroll up ErfBundy: i know CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey did u ever finish coyboy beebop? ErfBundy: i have al ist Xylotile: or you dont spoil it for no reason ErfBundy: in my notes ASlowFatHorsey: One of these days we gotta sit down and watch them all eekay: so what exactly does that tell you ErfBundy: true eekay: specifically ErfBundy: especially brotherhood Xylotile: it tells you they find a group of people who have guns ASlowFatHorsey: Dam I actually forgot again CaMelon: xdxdxd ASlowFatHorsey: Mega fax Xylotile: when they're supposed to be alone ErfBundy: show spoiler show spoiler ASlowFatHorsey: You just spoiled it bro ASlowFatHorsey: Lol Xylotile: who ASlowFatHorsey: U Xylotile: how ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: u fucking asshole Xylotile: how i spoil it ErfBundy: bruh lol ASlowFatHorsey: Ek you helped idiot eekay: oh how the turntables Xylotile: HOW DID I SPOIL IT eekay: me rn Xylotile: im just assuming that what they do ASlowFatHorsey: You didn’t have to explain Xylotile: i didnt search anything up Xylotile: ??? Xylotile: ap you would have come to the same conclusion ASlowFatHorsey: What you thought ek spoiled Xylotile: i didnt add anything ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe they didn’t realize that from the photo eekay: xylotile u appeared to be the only person who saw it or cared Xylotile: ap ASlowFatHorsey: False Xylotile: you didnt see the guns? ASlowFatHorsey: I cared ErfBundy: i kinda wanna watch it Xylotile: we are the only two that watch it lol ASlowFatHorsey: No I saw it Xylotile: erfbundy has too many animes he's not gonna wtch ErfBundy: LIES ASlowFatHorsey: Mega fax
CaMelon: 400k now CaMelon: 500 eekay: that has to be a record Xylotile: who has the silk touch pic Joguitaro: i think i do Xylotile: kk Xylotile: pillager time? CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro where you guys been Joguitaro: Chillin CaMelon: not gamin this evening? Joguitaro: I’ll game I guess Joguitaro: Get in a call if we gamin ASlowFatHorsey: had some stuff i needed today CaMelon: ight Joguitaro: "CIRCLES GONE TOWER !!! FANTASY ROOSTER ! CAW CAW !! PIECE !!!!" another well written title by T1 CaMelon: @eekay you done for the night? eekay: yujp CaMelon: alright CaMelon: @Xylotile if you want you can turn off the server Xylotile: Ok thank eekay: @Xylotile gaming eekay: server? eekay: i gotta make new gear and afk at the spider farm Xylotile: Ok putting it on rn Xylotile: It’s up Xylotile: is the server down? Xylotile: i cant connect to it lol eekay: i just got kicked eekay: timed out Joguitaro: I’m back in eekay: oh same Xylotile: im thinking of just buying a host Xylotile: idk how much it is and i think we can transfer our world stuff Xylotile: and the server will be up 24/7 Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 18 minutes. Xylotile: CaMelon: pog Xylotile: ender dragon tonight? eekay: umm CaMelon: sure eekay: maybe lemme grind and get decent tools and weapons eekay: is it friday Xylotile: saturday Xylotile: we need good gear and bows Xylotile: thats basically it Xylotile: i can help with level 30 encahnts since my boy and gear are good to go eekay: ok i gues i should get on then CaMelon: we could easily do it tonight Xylotile: well can everyone get on later tonight? Xylotile: yeah Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: I can also download mods to the server that gives us more bosses Xylotile: if we want to keep playing CaMelon: that would be cool CaMelon: im still wanting to try to do wither a well eekay: i tihnk we should sart a new world if we wanted modded Xylotile: true Xylotile: starting a new world would be better tbh Xylotile: since i wont have to mess with moving files Xylotile: and such eekay: how bout FTB eekay: i used to play that one Xylotile: what is it about eekay: its a huge mdopack Xylotile: we can also do rlcraft but u'll need a decent comp eekay: feed the beast CaMelon: i like rl craft eekay: rlcraft seems tedious to me CaMelon: beta eekay: look up ftb CaMelon: look up rl craft eekay: i know what it is Xylotile: ek i dont think the second room is big enough Xylotile: the villagers arent fricking eekay: i cant get on the sergver Xylotile: like it doesnt let you? eekay: it say no connection eekay: im in now Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro yall down for the ender dragon? ASlowFatHorsey: Ftb is pretty cool but it has a shit ton of mods to get used to
CaMelon: Too bad Toby turner got accused of rape and his whole career wend down the drain Xylotile: yeah fr CaMelon: eekay: helloherllo 123 eekay: hmm jakecrewa: You guys are idiots if you believe anything xylotile says about me jakecrewa: And that’s my biggest beef with William because he thinks money is everything lmao eekay: yhea i think you overvalue money a bit too much eekay: if youd be willing to be a trofie boyfriend eekay: for a drag queen jakecrewa: Bill can troll me all he wants but he has to live with the fact that the only reason he chose his major was to make money lol wrenchbreaker: whats ur major bill jakecrewa: Cum science eekay: seminal dynamics jakecrewa: Rape physics eekay: jakes gonna solve the special case of the navier stokes equations of fluid dynamics wrenchbreaker: facts and logic eekay: turbulent flow in cum jakecrewa: And who presents my Nobel prize? Well, I’d be god damned if it weren’t this man himself. eekay: lol eekay: dude imagine how sad they weree after that last game eekay: like hes in there, using every timeout, analyzing question frequency eekay: and annes just like "gj guys anybody wanna switch out?" eekay: and we still fucking stomped them jakecrewa: 💀💀💀 jakecrewa: He’s doing all the while Anne’s on her flip phone trying to text the bus driver that we’re almost done eekay: loooooool eekay: i am filled with joy thinking about how shitty they felt after that jakecrewa: Same man. I hope they had to go to group therapy eekay: it really sucks though that that was like our best season by far eekay: like we were kind of on a rampage eekay: and it gets cut short jakecrewa: It’s kinda double edged sword because we didn’t get to go on but at the same time if we went on we probably were going to get capital r Raped eekay: i mean still eekay: even getting shit on isnt as bad as doing nothing eekay: and we woulda gone to state and probably woulda beat somebody eekay: then we could have said we're the worst team among the best teams in the state jakecrewa: That is a mega calculator eekay: and i might have gotten my name over the announcements jakecrewa: Also we were supposed to have a large following of our peers come to that game that got COVID canceled jakecrewa: That is facts lmao eekay: i didnt even egt it for wyse eekay: not even first place eekay: so fuckin rigged jakecrewa: Fuck that’s true jakecrewa: Damn man I’m sorry. If it makes you feel better it’s overrated eekay: maybe to you eekay: nobody appreciates what they got eekay: mr juriga did bring it up to the physics class that was something eekay: dyou think we woulda gotten a send off for state wyse like they did for track\ wrenchbreaker: which team is that guy from jakecrewa: Yeah that was pretty epic jakecrewa: That’s mr Champaign centennial himself eekay: have you not heard the tale of hair boy? wrenchbreaker: mike? wrenchbreaker: big mike? eekay: its not a tale mr aydt would tell you jakecrewa: Yes mike lmao wrenchbreaker: didnt he read really fast lol eekay: he did eekay: but i still liked him wrenchbreaker: same jakecrewa: He read fast and well wrenchbreaker: i had some of my best games with him moderating eekay: probably not as much as aydnt the greater though jakecrewa: Yo we should have pinned our moderator rankings we did that one time
ErfBundy: and small ones are dope ErfBundy: i dont like like back tattoos and shit tho ErfBundy: like arms and chest is where they beling Xylotile: I think back tattoos are fine ErfBundy: they can be Xylotile: As long as they’re small ErfBundy: yeah Xylotile: Not like the wings or some random shit ErfBundy: small tattoos usually are thee call Xylotile: Imo sleeves aren’t the move ErfBundy: i think they look good but not on everyone Xylotile: Yeah I’m thinking of getting one on my shoulder Xylotile: Like near the top ErfBundy: im gonna get a forearm one eventually ErfBundy: id say do it eekay: do it urself Xylotile: Xylotile: Y’all fuck with this? eekay: i accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil inmiddle schoola nd it colored the skin under my skin so theres a permanent black spot there Xylotile: My brother did the same lol eekay: thats a tattoo right eekay: im a fuckin inkhead Xylotile: He has the lead stuck in his palm Xylotile: Yes it’s from an anime but you wouldn’t know it unless you know the anime eekay: no ik thats a tattoo i was saying my mark is a tattoo eekay: how do you put that shape on your arm though eekay: how small would it be ErfBundy: looks tough eekay: also im gonna throw it out there that an anime tattoo is major major cringleton Xylotile: It’s gonna be on my shoulder ErfBundy: not if its lowkey like that Xylotile: ^^^ Xylotile: ErfBundy: lowkey anime and game tattoos are sick as fuck Xylotile: Like this Xylotile: Is so cringe ErfBundy: yeah lol Xylotile: It’s such a bad tattoo too ErfBundy: it looks not well done Xylotile: I’m thinking of spending a decent money to to make it good Xylotile: Like upwards of $400 Xylotile: Since it’s gonna be permanent yk ErfBundy: thats fair Xylotile: @eekay if you saw a person with that tattoo Xylotile: Xylotile: This Xylotile: What would you think eekay: guys im going to tattoo the map house from rs6 on my forehead ErfBundy: that sounds lit honesltyu ErfBundy: like the top down layotu? ErfBundy: or the profile of the house eekay: yeha the minimap ErfBundy: ok which floor eekay: middle ErfBundy: and new or reworked eekay: with the kitchen and office eekay: old ErfBundy: reworked or old i mean ErfBundy: goood choice ErfBundy: got kitchen cubby pooll room and entrance room ErfBundy: pretty good one Xylotile: @ekk Xylotile: What would u think eekay: hm eekay: cringe Xylotile: Would you know it’s anime eekay: what would i think of what Xylotile: The tattoo ErfBundy: he wouldnt hes just flaming you for watching anime Xylotile: I’m just wanting to know if it’s obvious from anime eekay: i wouldnt know its anime Xylotile: From a non anime viewer Xylotile: So it don’t look cringe? Xylotile: Or does it Xylotile: In your opinion eekay: but if youre getting a tattoo so it looks cool to other people that is the wwrong reason eekay: the concept is cringe to me Xylotile: I feel like there’s two reasons to get one Xylotile: For yourself and for show
Xylotile: im j making usre Xylotile: go tell ur roomie to get on leg eekay: !gpt how does insurance work? if the insurance companies are making profit, then the average person pays more than they receive in event of accidents or emergencies. right??? FriggBot2000: Insurance works by pooling risk. Each individual or entity covered by an insurance policy pays a premium, which is used to create a fund to cover potential losses. When a covered event occurs, such as a car accident or a medical emergency, the insurance company pays out from this fund as agreed in the terms of the policy. Yes, insurance companies are for-profit businesses, and they do aim to bring in more money through premiums than they pay out in claims. They also invest the premium income in financial assets to generate more revenue. Not everyone will claim against their insurance policy in a given year. For example, if you have car insurance, but don't have an accident, you won't receive any payout from your policy. Yet, that money you paid in premiums isn't wasted – it provided you with financial protection if an accident had happened. The idea behind insurance isn't that you'll necessarily receive more than you pay in – it's to protect you from potentially catastrophic losses you couldn't easily afford on your own. For example, the cost of serious car accident or a major illness could be in the hundreds of thousands or even millions. Insurance provides peace of mind by letting you pay a relatively small, manageable amount upfront (the premium) to avoid the risk of having to pay an unmanageably large amount later. It is meant to protect your financial stability and security. Moreover, certain types of insurance are legally required (like car insurance in many places) or mandatory as per loan agreements (like home owner's insurance when you have a mortgage). In essence, the business model of insurance relies on the fact that only a minority of policyholders will claim a payout at any one time, while the majority who don't claim in a given period are essentially contributing to cover the cost of those who do. Xylotile: you gonna break the bot Xylotile: oop Xylotile: profit margins for car insurance is around 5% eekay: ok? eekay: still profit Xylotile: im just telling you guys how profitable it is Xylotile: giving you an idea Xylotile: cuz i had no clue eekay: that is lower than i wouldve guessed but eekay: its still profit Xylotile: yeah that's why i just told you guys Xylotile: because i didnt know Xylotile: why are you attacking me Xylotile: fucking loser eekay: uuh Xylotile: go do your gay homework eekay: umm Xylotile: for your gay class Xylotile: that is taught by your gay professor eekay: gonna sign u up for gay conversion therapy eekay: if the chemicals in the water havent done it already Xylotile: i use a britta Xylotile: everyone knows that the liberal chemicals cant go through the charcoal filter eekay: who do u think made the filter sheeple Xylotile: i need my king t1 to start posting again eekay: on insta? Xylotile: yt eekay: oh damn did he stop Xylotile: yeah i think he stopped streaming eekay: damn he did eekay: last stream 16 days ago eekay: retired Xylotile: eekay: whats the theme here Xylotile: apps eekay: whats the highest and lowest ones? Xylotile: cactus blossom Xylotile: fryer onion with sauce Xylotile: and the last is wheat bread i think eekay: move all onion to F Xylotile: i dont fuck with onions eekay: tortilla chips to B, moz sticks to C, and top of b to s Xylotile: but the cactus blossom with sauce from texas roadhouse is so good Xylotile: i put chips to c because there isnt a dip Xylotile: wings are mid eekay: ur fake Xylotile: especially with apps
FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: A 28.33-second time for a 50-yard freestyle swim is not considered elite, but whether it's "trash" depends on various factors, such as age, experience, and level of competition. For example: - Age and Experience: For younger or less experienced swimmers, a 28.33 can be a respectable time and show potential for improvement. - Competitive Level: At higher competitive levels, like high school varsity or collegiate swimming, top swimmers tend to have faster times, often under 22 seconds for men and under 25 seconds for women. - Personal Goals: If your friend started swimming recently or set personal goals that they are achieving, then this time might be a solid accomplishment for them. Ultimately, swimming performance is individual, and progress can vary widely among swimmers. It's important to consider personal improvement and goals rather than just comparing times. eekay: not consdiered elite lol Xylotile: younger lol eekay: !gpt my friend has sent v10 indoors and v8 outdoors, is he trash? Joguitaro: Damn eekay: !gpt my friend has sent v10 indoors and v8 outdoors, is he trash? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: It's important not to judge someone based on their indoor and outdoor climbing grades. Climbing is a personal journey, and progress varies greatly from person to person. Your friend's achievements, whether it's sending V10 indoors or V8 outdoors, are commendable and show dedication to the sport. The transition from indoor to outdoor climbing can be challenging due to differences in climbing surfaces, route setting styles, and conditions. Celebrate your friend's successes and encourage them as they continue to improve. Joguitaro: Maybe try the girls team. That’s worked well for some so far eekay: epic jab Xylotile: !gpt my firned got a 28.33 50 y free, 59.53 100 y free, 2:12.90 200 y free, and 5:52 500 y free. This was back in HS. Please rate him out of 100 FriggBot2000: . . . Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/oops-shocked-seriously-omg-tremors3-gif-22329296 FriggBot2000: To rate your friend's swim times out of 100, it's important to consider the context, such as the level of competition and the typical performance standards at the time. I'll base the rating on a general high school swimming context: 1. 50-yard freestyle: A time of 28.33 seconds is a solid time for a high school swimmer, but it's not at the top competitive level. For many high school swim teams, especially in larger or more competitive regions, top swimmers in this event typically swim under 24 seconds. 2. 100-yard freestyle: A time of 59.53 seconds indicates good proficiency in swimming but would be considered average in many high school programs. Competitive male swimmers often aim for under 50 to 52 seconds. 3. 200-yard freestyle: A time of 2:12.90 is respectable, but again, competitive high school swimmers often post times under 2 minutes. 4. 500-yard freestyle: A time of 5:52 is fairly standard and shows endurance, though competitive swimmers might swim this event in around 5 minutes or faster. Considering these times, your friend seems to have been a decent high school swimmer who likely contributed well to his team. However, compared to elite high school swimmers, these times are more mid-range. I'd rate your friend around 60 out of 100, acknowledging that they have solid skills and endurance but are not at the highly competitive level. Keep in mind that this is a general overview and actual abilities can vary greatly depending on specific contexts such as region, school size, and the competitiveness of the swim league.
eekay: vraiment Joguitaro: tu n'es pas épique eekay: dit toi eekay: tu n'as pas joue pour six mois Joguitaro: tu es au milieu eekay: maintenant tu dit "nous jouons nous jouons" tout soir CaMelon: @ErfBundy wya Joguitaro: dommage. le jeu est la voie eekay: alors ne permmetrez pas moi arrester toi eekay: arrete* eekay: arreter? eekay: je ne sais pas CaMelon: wee wee Joguitaro: need to get on that duolingo grind again eekay: yeah this is fun eekay: i really wish i was fluent eekay: how you even do that without just goin to frnace CaMelon: monsour coo Joguitaro: guess you just speak it a lot eekay: yeah to who eekay: i usually use french subtitles when i can but it dont do much eekay: what i really need is conjugations Joguitaro: french subtitles definitely help if you are actively trying to learn eekay: 100% of verb formes just leaked out of my brain eekay: yeah i think so Joguitaro: theres so many eekay: ik and like 30% of them are spelled the same and half of them are the same but with an accent mark eekay: and they almost all sound the same when spoken eekay: its easy to get lazy on those eekay: i might just try assigning myself some random paragraph to translate every day eekay: try to use google as little as possible and then proofread it Joguitaro: @CaMelon idk how im muted Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sigh-facepalm-stressed-disappointed-bored-gif-17570669 Joguitaro: @Xylotile literally playing the worst game franchise rn lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/mcjuggernuggets-chillout-gif-13306028 ErfBundy: Doesn’t he like have to play it by law eekay: lol eekay: ancient tradition from the homeland ErfBundy: It’s like when you pop out they get your fingerprint and shit and a signed contract to always play fifa no matter what Joguitaro: he could have saved money by getting like fifa 20 Joguitaro: pretty much same game for past 10 years ErfBundy: Sports games are just paying for updated rosters and new songs eekay: Lol I got a 90 on my exam eekay: this mf just randomly assigning grades CaMelon: aw nah bruh 💀 CaMelon: ain no way Joguitaro: @eekay you perform the rng manipulation? eekay: Lol yeah eekay: Frame perfect clip through the door 2 minutes early to get good test rng Xylotile: Not in career mode Xylotile: You can’t flame me for playing fifa cuz it’s similar to other versions and then play Overwatch lol ASlowFatHorsey: But ow only done it once fifa has been doing it for decades Joguitaro: Ow2 literally is free Joguitaro: Didn’t even pay for the same game eekay: ^ Joguitaro: Also they kinda force you too cause og ow don’t exist anymore Joguitaro: Vous êtes stupide Joguitaro: @Xylotile eekay: Why plural eekay: Or did you mean it to be formal Xylotile: I bet they wanted to release it for money, but the game was too shit Xylotile: they realized no one will pay for it and had to release it for free Joguitaro: @eekay man idk French I gotta learn eekay: Aight only French when we talk to eachother eekay: Commence maintenant
Xylotile: How did the comp scene change from OW 1 to 2? Xylotile: Did the better tank player stay? eekay: who here you think gonna know that eekay: who in the world know about pro ow in 2023 Xylotile: Gavin Xylotile: Cuz he knew about college ow Xylotile: Yooo Xylotile: All the hunger game movies are on Netflix Xylotile: Egay I’m watching the menu rn ErfBundy: I would assume the better tank plays and the other is a sub or something ErfBundy: But the team has been cracked through 1 and 2 I believe eekay: also there was main tank and off tank eekay: so probably more emphasis on the previous main tank player eekay: since no more off tanks eekay: @Xylotile yo ur win shift s work? eekay: NVM Xylotile: ?? eekay: my screenshot hotkey died Xylotile: Starting wolf of walstreet Xylotile: Let’s see what the hype is about ErfBundy: See you in 3 hours eekay: he didnt make it ErfBundy: Seems so eekay: starting LOU finale eekay: god i wish theyd found a better ellie eekay: idk maybe its just how they changed her eekay: shes so stupid Xylotile: Yeah I didn’t make it Xylotile: Didn’t like the first hour tbh Xylotile: What’s wrong with Ellie Xylotile: @eekay you were in my dream eekay: wtf eekay: you were in my dream too ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/disney-walt-disney-castle-fireworks-intro-gif-16916007 Xylotile: No way Xylotile: Was shayla Taylor in your dream eekay: Nope eekay: She wasn't in yours either eekay: Was she ASlowFatHorsey: No she wasnt Xylotile: She was Xylotile: It was pretty freaky Xylotile: She had a child with her Xylotile: We picked her up from a cabin to take her to a mall eekay: Oh ASlowFatHorsey: Nah that wasnt her ASlowFatHorsey: Ur rong Xylotile: Then the baby turned into a monster Xylotile: And shayla was like “no don’t kill her” Xylotile: Anyways ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile u watch the blue lock anime at all? ASlowFatHorsey: Pretty entertaining pour moi i recommend Xylotile: No I haven’t Xylotile: I heard it is good tho ASlowFatHorsey: It pretty good Xylotile: I’ll take a look at it Xylotile: I still gotta finish jjk, chainsaw man, demon slayer, dr. Stone Xylotile: Vinland saga ASlowFatHorsey: U never gonna finish them Xylotile: Probably not ASlowFatHorsey: Ok Xylotile: Vinland saga yes ASlowFatHorsey: Explain Xylotile: Dunno it take a lot of willpower to read ASlowFatHorsey: I was gonna say ASlowFatHorsey: Vinland saga? Xylotile: Yeah what about it ASlowFatHorsey: It took alot of willpower to read it? Xylotile: Read subtitles yes ASlowFatHorsey: Oh lol ASlowFatHorsey: They lay it pn thick sometimes but its good shit ASlowFatHorsey: Classic show s1 id say was ez 10/10 ASlowFatHorsey: I really like s2 but idk if it is as good ASlowFatHorsey: Maybs a slower burn Xylotile: Yeah farmland saga Xylotile: Minecraft? eekay: Not home
eekay: too many absurd bruiser chapms that are assasins and tanks eekay: no place for a mage Joguitaro: Yeah rengar sounds really bad to play against lol eekay: but if i queue mid bot eekay: i get filled jg sometimes eekay: but i get autofilled top half the time anyways so eekay: idk eekay: can akshan revive himself eekay: u guys ehar russia is invading ukraine Joguitaro: Can akshan revive the other team if he’s hit with Renata ult? eekay: lol Joguitaro: That ult seems like it can do a lot of weird things eekay: yeah there will belots of strange interacionss eekay: 200 yers of bug design Joguitaro: Trynds team when he gets ulted by Renata Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019 ASlowFatHorsey: Get friggled then CaMelon: Fake news ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/ukrainian-pig-pig-polish-cow-ukraine-funny-gif-24333412 Xylotile: Should I skip a class at 3 to play league? Xylotile: Internship eekay: no eekay: u can skip class just dont play league eekay: terrorism ErfBundy: Nah skip class ErfBundy: Game CaMelon: Xylotile: @eekay u lost to a 60 follower twitch streamer Xylotile: That’s embarrassing Xylotile: @CaMelon do you still have the link to the steamer with the jelly curse? eekay: That says nothing about his skill Xylotile: He steams for 5 people Xylotile: He a loser Xylotile: You lost to a loser eekay: Lol eekay: Fax eekay: I'm completely hard stuck this season Xylotile: Same Xylotile: I’m getting 18lp per win in p2 Xylotile: It’s doomed eekay: I think I played over a hundred games in gold for Xylotile: We need a ranked reset Xylotile: 45% wr lol Xylotile: What are your lp gains/lose eekay: Slightly better than even eekay: + 16 - 14 usually Xylotile: Jesus eekay: Yeah ik eekay: Maybe just cause new main champ eekay: Idk how I could have gotten much worse since last season Xylotile: You did eekay: Maybe Xylotile: Talk to me once you get +12 -20 dogwater eekay: Lol eekay: Ite Xylotile: Time to level up second account questionmark Xylotile: Do you guys think it’s easier to be better at sports or video games Xylotile: Video games right eekay: Depends on the sport depends on the game eekay: And it's harder to judge your skill in a sport jakecrewa: Depends on the person more than that Xylotile: There are more physical limitations on practicing sports than practicing video games tho eekay: Yeah I suppose sone people would find improving at 1:00 to be easier than the other Xylotile: 1:00? eekay: I think there's more naturally talented athletes than gamers eekay: 1 not 1:00 Xylotile: 1:00 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/fighting-jhene-aiko-spotless-mind-song-firing-arcade-gif-20591824 CaMelon: https://www.twitch.tv/mindofseabass Xylotile: @eekay do you think Tyler is the best league content creator
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/ethan-reddit-peepeepoopoo-gif-20270748 eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rudSWhe_KD0 eekay: eekay: Joguitaro: 😳 CaMelon: ? CaMelon: Nefarious avatars in my location CaMelon: Shouldn’t you guys be in school? eekay: nope eekay: i have one class and it ends at 9 😎 eekay: its pretty nice Xylotile: Wgmn ASlowFatHorsey: Wait do u creampie lulu 5 times or do u spread it into 1/5 creampie eekay: creampie 5 diff lulu eekay: or i mean same one 5 time ASlowFatHorsey: Oh ok just makin sur4 Xylotile: ??? eekay: new ranked mission eekay: wow i started league in 2018 eekay: i still feel new Xylotile: Soo no 4 man? eekay: im down but i assume not many others are eekay: oh wait im the only one in school except for gavin eekay: lol im down Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ASlowFatHorsey: Ight eekay: ight Xylotile: @Joguitaro eekay: does femal armor actually need such big booby plating Xylotile: wha eekay: female armor in games has big boobies eekay: seems like maybe a liability eekay: also makes it heavier ASlowFatHorsey: Where else are they going to put their breasts lol ASlowFatHorsey: I mean some are def overexagerated tryin to appeal to gamer audience but still eekay: apparently there was never any armor crafted for women eekay: no ancient civilization even bothered Xylotile: that makes sense ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah should have guessed Xylotile: the women who would fight prolly wouldn't care about that eekay: i dont think women everfought Xylotile: thats just false ASlowFatHorsey: I would say ever ASlowFatHorsey: Wouldnt* eekay: google says there were no female warriors with forged armor ASlowFatHorsey: Joan of arc? eekay: she had no special armor eekay: also did you know one of joan of arcs main general was a child serial kille rnad rapist ASlowFatHorsey: Well maybe not special armor but i doubt she didnt have any eekay: hundreds of victims eekay: she had armor but no booby plating ASlowFatHorsey: We weren’t arguing that tho eekay: are we arguing? ASlowFatHorsey: Armor prolly dosent even need boob plating anyway tbh eekay: yeah women just wore male armor if they ever did eekay: apparently ASlowFatHorsey: Its their as facet for neckbeard fan fic eekay: lol eekay: yeha eekay: unless you got some mega mega pentakill D size eekay: dont rly need it Xylotile: @Joguitaro dead eekay: we were up till about 2 Joguitaro: 👀 Xylotile: downski Xylotile: gimme like 10 tho im calling about work eekay: im wanting to climb soon eekay: i didnt get a lot of sleep i wanna climb before i crash Xylotile: how soon eekay: i was thinking now Xylotile: bruh Xylotile: just game Xylotile: climb later eekay: Xylotile: just play league you beta fuck eekay: nah eekay: shoulda got on earlier i was gaming Xylotile: why did you say yes to gamings tho eekay: i said yes
Xylotile: anyone wanna do an offensive with me Xylotile: should i do one? Xylotile: Xylotile: i saw a yt vid where it said to do the powerful gear challenges ASlowFatHorsey: lol k nice bait Xylotile: ??? ASlowFatHorsey: legit that is what we have been telling you to do ASlowFatHorsey: nt Xylotile: dude do you think i understood what you meant by that Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: maybe next time ASlowFatHorsey: ight Xylotile: what do you guys think of suros regime? ASlowFatHorsey: pretty meh Xylotile: should i keep all exotic? ASlowFatHorsey: for sure ASlowFatHorsey: well depends but most of them yes Xylotile: even suros? ASlowFatHorsey: i would keep the suros Xylotile: isnt dismantaling worth ASlowFatHorsey: yea its not bad ASlowFatHorsey: for a first exotic Xylotile: well i already have mybow ASlowFatHorsey: not really wortgh Xylotile: and its p decent ASlowFatHorsey: its good to have options Xylotile: guys i grinded 1.5 hours for 2 power level Xylotile: woooo ASlowFatHorsey: u dont use the same exotic the entire time in d2 Xylotile: i do ASlowFatHorsey: use diff exotics or weapons for diff playstyles you want to do ASlowFatHorsey: you do because you dont have enough gear ASlowFatHorsey: to do that Xylotile: khepri's sting decent? ASlowFatHorsey: so thats why i would keep ur exotics and legendaries you like ASlowFatHorsey: not really familiar with hunter exotics ASlowFatHorsey: what does it do ASlowFatHorsey: dismantling an exotic gives u 6 legendary shards Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: which is not really worth Xylotile: wait yeah thats rly bad Xylotile: the 6 exotic shards ^ ASlowFatHorsey: that seems pretty good Xylotile: where da vendor at ASlowFatHorsey: hes in the tower ASlowFatHorsey: in the hanger ASlowFatHorsey: top right coner of map Xylotile: COO TAHNKS Xylotile: anything worth getting? ASlowFatHorsey: id pick up the hunter exotic regardlerss of what it is ASlowFatHorsey: as well as the exotic engram ASlowFatHorsey: but thats if u have a decent amount of legendary shards which i think you do Xylotile: xur is his name right ASlowFatHorsey: yes Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: go above you ASlowFatHorsey: hes on a stair case Xylotile: oh tahnks Xylotile: not sure why he doesnt show up on map ASlowFatHorsey: idk y they dont do that anymore either ASlowFatHorsey: kinda dum ASlowFatHorsey: do all of the activites that have the yellow circles next to them ASlowFatHorsey: powerful rewards ASlowFatHorsey: if you do all of them you should go up by at least 15-20 power Xylotile: damn igot the huckleberry Xylotile: doesnt seem too good ASlowFatHorsey: thats pretty good Xylotile: o ASlowFatHorsey: it is ASlowFatHorsey: trust ASlowFatHorsey: excellent for clearing adds Xylotile: but my bow 😦 ASlowFatHorsey: u can use other weapons ASlowFatHorsey: ur not locked in to one weapon forever Xylotile: kk ErfBundy: Huckleberry is fucking insane this season
CaMelon: looks like graves did all the dmg for u CaMelon: all ks as predicted eekay: graves was hiding behind me the entire fight eekay: like lil bitch eekay: i did just completely sololose the next game so eekay: not feeeling great despite the basically penta CaMelon: frigg eekay: yeah we just killed 4 of them by baron andw ere doing baron eekay: and the irelia who solokilled me twice was taking our base eekay: so i tried to recall in pit like 3 times eekay: kept getting cancelled eekay: she got like 2 inhibs CaMelon: unlucky eekay: yeah Xylotile: You’re just bad man CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/printer-fall-perfect-timing-gif-9226685 eekay: CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group. CaMelon: Added eekay to the group. eekay: @jakecrewa youve got some explaining to do jakecrewa: It’s like the golden ratio with facial symmetry but with wieners eekay: give day 5 Xylotile: @eekay eekay: hm Xylotile: u zooming in at jc's glasses reminded of the time an asian popstar got assaulted by a fan because the fan saw the train station she was in through her eye Xylotile: if that makes sense Xylotile: she posted a selfie eekay: lol i think ive heard of that Xylotile: and the guy found the train station by zooming into her eye eekay: Xylotile: is that not a reflection? Xylotile: would you guys alter your body for cool benefits Xylotile: like bionic eye eekay: ?? tot he frist part eekay: and probably not unless i had to eekay: to the second part Xylotile: im thinking a bionic eye would be cool eekay: what do you mean reflection Xylotile: is that part of her eye Xylotile: or is it a reflection that makes it look like a frog eekay: its her holding her phone in front of her face you fucking moron Xylotile: she said avi Xylotile: dunno what that is eekay: avitar eekay: profile picture eekay: irrelevant Xylotile: it aint bc i thought avi was part of an eye eekay: ur just stupid man Xylotile: ok jakecrewa: Is William trolling lmao Xylotile: about jakecrewa: Avi Xylotile: no Xylotile: ive literally never head that before Xylotile: also wgmn tn? jakecrewa: Absolute boomer eekay: the meaning of the word avi didnt even cross my mind before you asked eekay: i just saw the word eekay: and used context Xylotile: so did i eekay: but you had to ask eekay: it confused you eekay: you thought iut was an anotomical designation Xylotile: yes Xylotile: that was my conclusion eekay: :\| eekay: yeah thats why jc thinks ur trolling Xylotile: ok Xylotile: the amount of money that kim and kanye have is insane lol eekay: true eekay: like at least 50 dollars eekay: its ridiculous Xylotile: they have 2.2 BILLION in assets that they have to split Xylotile: lol jakecrewa: I’m assuming they signed prenups and they’re not actually splitting their money Xylotile: oh ur prolly right eekay: how can u say that Xylotile: i forgot what i learned in HIMYM rip
Xylotile: I can’t at 4 Xylotile: Most likely at 5 Joguitaro: Okay boomer Xylotile: ?? CaMelon: Gartic phone Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ok-boomer-ok-boomer-bernie-bernie-sanders-gif-16819013 CaMelon: 🧄 ☎️ Xylotile: I’m down at 5 eekay: im down after leg eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey also im good for sunday eekay: 🤠 ? ASlowFatHorsey: We ridin eekay: ridin what ASlowFatHorsey: Jgb ASlowFatHorsey: Bb ASlowFatHorsey: Bb ASlowFatHorsey: B ASlowFatHorsey: Bbb ASlowFatHorsey: B ASlowFatHorsey: B ASlowFatHorsey: Bb ASlowFatHorsey: Bb eekay: 🤨 ? ASlowFatHorsey: Idk ErfBundy: We gaming soon? eekay: noon? eekay: and im gaming at 4 ErfBundy: Okay ASlowFatHorsey: High noon eekay: ok cool ASlowFatHorsey: Im washed ErfBundy: I’m dried ASlowFatHorsey: Or maybe ow is washed eekay: ow is dead ErfBundy: Ow is trash lol ASlowFatHorsey: I lied washing is def something im not ASlowFatHorsey: Jk eekay: i think the main purpose of ow2 is to get popel to start playing ow again ASlowFatHorsey: Idk man ASlowFatHorsey: I think itll be mega flop eekay: they all go "man ow was so much better than this game, i shoul dplay that game instead" eekay: yeah obivously ASlowFatHorsey: Completely lost all hype for game ASlowFatHorsey: Oh true ASlowFatHorsey: Pretty wrinkled idea eekay: ikr ASlowFatHorsey: Many sulci and gyrus eekay: u no it ErfBundy: Overwatch needs to die ErfBundy: Or they could balance the game but the people they have on that game are like sad ASlowFatHorsey: Wife spending more time on ow than breathing it seems eekay: yeah gavin ErfBundy: She play mainly cod now eekay: has the old ball and chain touched grass lately CaMelon: Microsoft will bring back ow ErfBundy: We went and did laundry just now so yeah lol eekay: damn dude eekay: congrats ErfBundy: Thanks bro ErfBundy: Congrats on still no gf ErfBundy: Must be a record ASlowFatHorsey: Nah they touched some asssfault but no grass eekay: record for what ErfBundy: Virginity held record CaMelon: @ErfBundy are u available to game rn? ErfBundy: Not on PlayStation kylie took it from me lol CaMelon: Alright lol eekay: what ErfBundy: I should be on tonight and tomorrow eekay: wow gavin eekay: new levels of whipped CaMelon: Have her pay hourly like ebash ErfBundy: I played all morning ASlowFatHorsey: I would be calling my laywer if that was the case bruv eekay: lol CaMelon: Zunigabash ErfBundy: Giving turns ASlowFatHorsey: U own the ps5 eekay: so she took away ur ps cause u played too much eekay: oedipus complex eekay: or what ErfBundy: I let her use it lol eekay: mhm
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bhPTpQBgM30.gif Xylotile: lol eekay: lol Xylotile: Frigg’s bored Xylotile: I’m up big these last couple days Xylotile: Everything is green green ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Putting a lil too much pressure on ur son eekay: ive been adding too many commands lately eekay: too many responsibilities Xylotile: Holy Oklo eekay: wow eekay: my all time return has more than doubled since the new year Xylotile: oklo more like wlo eekay: more like okhigh Xylotile: lol Xylotile: imagine having school today Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: are u gonna sell Xylotile: i might sell eekay: your judgement on this is probably better than mine eekay: but i wasnt planning on it Xylotile: i might sell half Xylotile: i put wayy too much money in eekay: you just put it in too late Xylotile: no i tried to time the market instead of putting in money slowly Xylotile: you should be cost averaging or w/e 99% of the time ASlowFatHorsey: I sold all the meme stocks long time ago eekay: what other meme stocks did ytou sell ASlowFatHorsey: Nrix eekay: oh yeah lol Xylotile: Yeah nrix may be a bust Xylotile: Did you make any profit ASlowFatHorsey: Nope came out pretty much exactly what I put in eekay: did you put it elsewhere ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe tiny amount more for oklo and a lil low for nrix ASlowFatHorsey: Yea I put it into vug eekay: vugvug eekay: https://tenor.com/view/warcraft-orc-wow-blizzard-smile-gif-12610231 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/look-smile-smirk-breezy-moves-ornery-gif-3520545 eekay: lo eekay: l Xylotile: @eekay have you read most of the league lore eekay: i read all the champion bios and some of the short stories around when i srtarted playing eekay: dont know much about new champs since then Xylotile: Do you know enough to say which region is the most entertaining to be made into a show eekay: piltover and zaun is obvious first choice eekay: even before seeing arcane eekay: noxus probably second becuase of all the plotlines there eekay: then its a tossup between the rest i think eekay: bilgewater or freljord could be cool eekay: @Joguitaro can u try something for me rq eekay: goi into practice tool Joguitaro: ok Joguitaro: what doin eekay: nothing just open it up tell me when u in Joguitaro: okkk Xylotile: They’re adding multiplayer practice tool Joguitaro: im in eekay: on the refit? eekay: rift Joguitaro: yes eekay: ah eekay: ok eekay: ty Joguitaro: guh Joguitaro: that it eekay: https://tenor.com/view/shoo-get-out-saturday-night-live-leave-me-alone-go-away-gif-19118482 Joguitaro: alright that'll be $20 eekay: ill get right on that Xylotile: !gpt give me a question that a recent biochemistry bachelors graduate should be able to answer
Xylotile: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
eekay: we game 4 tonight Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/classic-tbc-tbc-classic-wow-wow-warcraft-tbc-gif-22224601 Xylotile: i bought oklo when it was down 5% yesterday... now its up 10% Xylotile: lets go eekay: day trader ASlowFatHorsey: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/1300601872171667467/commission-ezgif.com-optimize.gif ASlowFatHorsey: Grabbing oklo eekay: lol eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey gaym tonight though reight eekay: ═╬ ASlowFatHorsey: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/1329276024076243015/image0.gif Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SsF600LB1w AKLJDHFKEUJHLQKJER Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: huge for your priest eekay: Yeah those are nice Xylotile: bruh Xylotile: and there goes my mage Xylotile: rip Joguitaro: huh Joguitaro: you die? Xylotile: yes Joguitaro: what you do Xylotile: the fucking geomancer became immune Xylotile: at 30% Xylotile: for 3 hits in a row and i couldnt run away Joguitaro: trolled Xylotile: like why did that even happen Xylotile: makes no sense Joguitaro: probably had potion up too Xylotile: nope i potioned Xylotile: ughhhh Xylotile: Xylotile: ok yeah blizzard Xylotile: suck my dick Joguitaro: skill issue Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255 ASlowFatHorsey: Pulled 5 level 25s prolly Xylotile: I PULLED A GUY MY LEVEL Xylotile: STFU Xylotile: w/e mage was getting boring anyway Joguitaro: still skill issue Xylotile: why would a level 19 mob put down a fucking fire immunity totem Xylotile: what kind of game design is this Xylotile: @Joguitaro are you hearing these footsteps Xylotile: im legit about to start hitting the ceiling with my broom Xylotile: im so tilted Joguitaro: yeah Joguitaro: it's not that bad Joguitaro: you're just mad Xylotile: actually true Joguitaro: mad for being bad Xylotile: i sent bags to my sham tho Xylotile: right before i died Xylotile: big W Xylotile: @Joguitaro our rested survival guide is different than the others Xylotile: stop when you get to the fire totem class quest Xylotile: do not go to the barrens ASlowFatHorsey: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/1329276024076243015/image0.gif Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey u game today? ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb eekay: boy u dumb as hell Xylotile: I got rooted by those stupid ass roots from the necromancers Xylotile: 10 second root
ErfBundy: Apex is 3 eekay: rly thats weird eekay: y ErfBundy: Val is 5 which is why it would be easiest ErfBundy: Because it’s a br ErfBundy: I wouldn’t be opposed to getting back into siege either tho ErfBundy: Overwatch is fun too ErfBundy: There’s hella options is my point eekay: down for more ow as well that was fun ErfBundy: And we never choose to play them eekay: tbh i havent had much gaming motivation eekay: the end of this semester drained me ErfBundy: Well we could grind something over break ErfBundy: If we all get into something it gives us drive ErfBundy: Like how we all play league and all played ranked at one point ErfBundy: Having other people gaming pushes you to play more Xylotile: I’m down to dabble on some apex ErfBundy: If y’all wanna fuck around on apex tomorrow night I’m down Xylotile: Nah I’m not playing OH Xylotile: that shits boring ErfBundy: Overwatch? ErfBundy: 5 stack comp would be fun ErfBundy: I’m totally down for apex though ErfBundy: I haven’t played in like a season tho so I mean growing pains will be there ErfBundy: I could always make a burner tho ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey do you have any gaming ideas? ErfBundy: I wouldn’t be opposed to an mmo either Xylotile: Valorant seems pretty fun Xylotile: A better cs ErfBundy: I just want a different game than league to play regularly ErfBundy: Cause I’m dried up on league ASlowFatHorsey: I mean I’d play apex or siege but ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t think I guys want me to play those games eekay: yeah ap aim ErfBundy: I would be fine with it eekay: scary sight to behold eekay: but idrc ErfBundy: I just want to game on something else with y’all is all ASlowFatHorsey: Like I play Winston for a reason ErfBundy: Lmao you cracked at him though ErfBundy: So it’s good ASlowFatHorsey: Humanitarian crisis would occur ASlowFatHorsey: But I’m down ErfBundy: If y’all wanna game tomorrow night or Thursday I’m all down ASlowFatHorsey: OK ErfBundy: Tomorrow I’m free after 7 and then I’m off all day next 4 days ASlowFatHorsey: Yuge ErfBundy: So that’s prime gaming time rn ErfBundy: But I can make time all of y’all’s break Xylotile: Or tonight Xylotile: Ap would you play valorant Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: he cant aim at all Xylotile: Egay u won’t play valorant right? eekay: hard no Xylotile: Why not ErfBundy: He’s scared of getting shit on eekay: idk i just dont fuck with it eekay: cs is better ErfBundy: He’s bad ASlowFatHorsey: man u nknwo nothing of the ap aim days ErfBundy: True he wasn’t there ASlowFatHorsey: talkuin like hes witnessed it ErfBundy: For real man ErfBundy: I was in the trenches of ranked siege with him man ErfBundy: We fought together ASlowFatHorsey: lol hard fax ASlowFatHorsey: fought bravley soldier ErfBundy: For real ASlowFatHorsey: all quiet on the western front autobiography
Joguitaro: game? eekay: leaning to no eekay: rn eekay: later defi eekay: nitely Joguitaro: but yyyyyyyyyyyy Joguitaro: betatude eekay: hzd eekay: addicted lately eekay: i love watching this game just munch on my soul and spit it out Joguitaro: please man Joguitaro: game Joguitaro: you need it Joguitaro: a break man eekay: have you ever heard of a word called mdoeration eekay: gaming doesnt have to be 100 or nothing Joguitaro: gaming tho Xylotile: Yeah game Xylotile: Right now Xylotile: Does edging count as “jerking off” eekay: i think its a type yeah Xylotile: But when you say you haven’t jerked off in 3 days Xylotile: Edging doesn’t count Xylotile: @eekay game? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: i think its slightly disingenious to say but technically correct eekay: yeah sure Joguitaro: ok Joguitaro: gaming Joguitaro: rn Joguitaro: @Xylotile wher u at Xylotile: Uhh Xylotile: Shower Joguitaro: bruh eekay: im gonna need proof Joguitaro: so gaming 🙂 Joguitaro: shower gaming eekay: my ankle is still swollen should i doctor Joguitaro: duz hurt? eekay: depends eekay: on what i doing Joguitaro: is blue/purple? eekay: theres minimal bruising eekay: not blue Joguitaro: hmmmm Joguitaro: maybe fine Joguitaro: but also Joguitaro: maybe not fin eekay: yea idk eekay: ive not been running or walking much just to be safe eekay: but its annoying Xylotile: Game Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 79 minutes. eekay: @Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????@Joguitaro ????????????????????????????????????
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah I get it Xylotile: Ty Xylotile: Also if I fail a class I’ll legit have to do another whole semester Xylotile: I cannot fuck around ASlowFatHorsey: No worries just lock in Xylotile: I like it when you talk to me like one of your students Xylotile: Keep doing it ASlowFatHorsey: 🗿 Xylotile: eekay: why did you post this again Xylotile: its funny eekay: https://tenor.com/view/1617blues-you-weird-nervous-laugh-suffering-gif-22969165 Xylotile: ap thing to do ASlowFatHorsey: erm ASlowFatHorsey: so true Xylotile: my fucking elbow hurts so much when i type an essay Xylotile: anyone else? Joguitaro: gamer elbow? Xylotile: i guess so Xylotile: it hurts so bad Xylotile: i have my elbow chilling on my chair arm but still hurts Joguitaro: is the chair arm worn down at all Xylotile: nope Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/winter-snow-gif-26050652 eekay: Xylotile: on god my other professor better cancel the 10am midterm on wednesday eekay: only 20% chance precipitation fuck eekay: for 3 whole days though Xylotile: on tues? eekay: ia ctuawlly dont knowq what the graph means eekay: eekay: is the percent the prob that it rains during that 1 hour period? Xylotile: that's today lol Xylotile: at 11am theres a chance of rain eekay: it looks similair for mon and tuer eekay: whats the % though eekay: like what does it mean on that graph Xylotile: yeah percent probably that it will rain Xylotile: /snow eekay: yeah but it changes hour to hour Xylotile: Xylotile: tuesday is a lil more eekay: so the prob is that it rains/snows within that hour? Xylotile: probably because the clouds are moving Xylotile: and the clouds that are over edwardsville have a 30% chance of jizzing Xylotile: at 11pm eekay: ig Xylotile: about the same Xylotile: i just saw egay sitting in a chair at his desk eekay: it feels so low Xylotile: most cursed thing ive seen since moving here Xylotile: it does look a lil low eekay: dont get used to it eekay: im a standing main now eekay: my knees are fucking killing me though Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Egay how much for you to make me coffee in the morning every day Xylotile: About 20g of beans Xylotile: I’ll start buying my own beans soon eekay: umm eekay: i'd make it if i can drink as much as i want Xylotile: u aint gonna use urs? Xylotile: realistically i prolly will only use 1 tumbler a day FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/u9GNC5v5eNb.gif Xylotile: lol eekay: lol eekay: whats a tumbler eekay: legendary rare gif Xylotile: the size of me cup Xylotile: nvm i just make my coffee eekay: i like that idea Xylotile: what idea Xylotile: i wanna know exactly how much caffiene i take in a day Xylotile: caffeine eekay: the idea that you do something for yourself for once Xylotile: ok dude
Xylotile: ive used it before Xylotile: like a lot Xylotile: is it only thru anaconda eekay: there is a jupyter ide you can download eekay: do you have vscode cause theres plugins for doing it in vscode as well eekay: which is what i use Xylotile: i dont have vscode eekay: it works no problem Xylotile: i dont want bloatware eekay: ok the get hypoyter ide if all you want to do it make notebooks eekay: jupyter Xylotile: link? i cant find it Xylotile: https://jupyter.org/install this all i get eekay: jupyter labs looks like what you want Xylotile: oh i guess i gotta download python lol eekay: i would recommend using conda or pipenv Xylotile: finee i guess ill download the bloatware Xylotile: ty eekay: its probably fine to not do it here tbh but eekay: its just a good practice Xylotile: do it where eekay: i mena in this situation Xylotile: like use jupyter? eekay: when you have no python installed already eekay: yeah Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: doesnt conda automatically download python eekay: i dont think so ASlowFatHorsey: We should watch Andrew Callaghans movie ASlowFatHorsey: Tnite ASlowFatHorsey: I bought it so I have lifetime access ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/itysl-simply-too-good-i-think-you-should-leave-gif-3762420122633342066 FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/q58rcjrkZNR.gif ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: It’s sooooo truueeeeee tho ASlowFatHorsey: Frick u frigg eekay: lol eekay: im down Xylotile: Who that Xylotile: ayo what Xylotile: Bruh Oklo is at 38 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478 ASlowFatHorsey: This guy ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile Xylotile: Huh ASlowFatHorsey: U asked who Andrew Callahan is Xylotile: oh lol Xylotile: actaully? eekay: hi does this work Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/linus-rip-gif-20553081 Xylotile: I shouldn’t have sold oklo Xylotile: I got paper hands Xylotile: It’s going to $80 now Xylotile: @eekay context? eekay: lol i guess becuase 0 means false and 1 means true? eekay: so hes saying 0 is not correct and 1 is based FriggBot2000: holy shit was that an arcane reference FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/s69zGIwC9WU.gif eekay: lol eekay: chills Xylotile: lol eekay: did i accidentally up the proc chance on arcane eekay: so many lately ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: wtf did u meet shqw irl? ASlowFatHorsey: Makes me wanna smash that printer button no calculator ASlowFatHorsey: Yea ASlowFatHorsey: Chillin at cu staples eekay: why is he in a best buy eekay: wow thats crazy ASlowFatHorsey: Mf a sales person for printer ink lol ASlowFatHorsey: Like next it’s going to be baby diapers

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