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[PM]Give me your best	Your eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord — but it isn't anything like what you've expected.	1	4	16,200
[PM]Give me your best	A cab driver refuses to take money from a pregnant lady. She believes it to be because she is pregnant, but the driver has a different reason.	2	4	16,201
[PM]Give me your best	Ronald McDonald and the Burger King decide to settle their age-old rivalry, once and for all.	2	4	16,202
[WP] Make a insignificant daily activity sound like something epic	an*	2	7	16,203
[WP] Make a insignificant daily activity sound like something epic	I had to do it! If I didn't, nobody would. My life was at stake here! And my kids? Who would take care of them if I died? Sure, I could maybe wait a little longer, but no, there is no reason to procrastinate something like this! They were hungry, ready to destroy everything into bits! And I had to face it! I had to pl...	1	7	16,204
[WP] Make a insignificant daily activity sound like something epic	The moment had come. I reached eagerly for the elongated handled pink brush standing upright in the blue fish decorated cup, sitting next to the sink. I gave a large smile towards the mirror as I twisted the tap on for a moment to dash my brush under the cool water emanating from it. With the tap water off now, I appli...	1	7	16,205
[WP] World leaders convene to discuss the threat of an imminent invasion, but the meeting slowly devolves into petty bickering.	"Our scientists have already confirmed it. Three motherships, as big as London are in our asteroid belt and closing in on Earth fast. We have already launched some of our prototype interplanetary gunships loaded with Nuclear warheads to their position. It may be futile but they also might not suspect us of being capabl...	3	13	16,206
[WP] In a world where forced exposure to a room of silence (anechoic chamber) is a form of torture, one prisoner is uniquely able to thrive in the quiet conditions.	I refused to talk. I truly, desperately wanted to talk though, after they ripped the nails from my fingers and toes. I was just about ready to scream when they wrapped my face with clingfilm and poured water over me. But I couldn't talk. There were too many voices in my head already, all collectively saying "don't yo...	5	7	16,207
[WP] In a world where forced exposure to a room of silence (anechoic chamber) is a form of torture, one prisoner is uniquely able to thrive in the quiet conditions.	All my life, I’ve been the exception to the rule. Doctors told my parents I wouldn’t last a week – “He’s just not strong enough,” they said, heads bowed, mouths emotionless lines – and they couldn’t have been more wrong. I’d bet most of them are gone now, behind bars or beneath the ground. Serves them right for now ...	2	7	16,208
[IP] "It stared at me, with its white glowing eyes..."	It stared at me, with its white glowing eyes piercing through the gloom. Calmly, quietly, I unslung the pack from my shoulders and lay it down in front of me. I heard the skitter of a hundred tiny feet retreating in to the darkness. At the same time, the trees of the ancient wood seemed to lean closer in to see. T...	2	6	16,209
[IP] "It stared at me, with its white glowing eyes..."	The dark sky loomed over a thick forest. So thick birds often had to jump branch to branch all the way up just to fly away, rather than flying upward. So thick, the forest sounds can barely penetrated the thick leaves. Among the crickets chirping gleefully, among the cooing of the nightly owls, lies a whimper. A man w...	1	6	16,210
[IP] "It stared at me, with its white glowing eyes..."	The cold moist dirt under my feet was spreading shivers up my legs and up my spine. I kept walking, keeping up a fast pace, fearful. It was dark, the air felt cold and moist; the smell of leaves, trees and decomposing leaves was constantly flooding my nose, but it was giving me some unexpected confort. Despite the fact...	1	6	16,211
[IP] "It stared at me, with its white glowing eyes..."	[deleted]	1	6	16,212
(WP) You've been asked to explain the feeling of being smarter than someone to a couple who are twice your age who have never felt smarter than anyone.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	1	1	16,213
(WP) You've been asked to explain the feeling of being smarter than someone to a couple who are twice your age who have never felt smarter than anyone.	it feels annoying, at almost all times, here's why: -almost everyone thinks they are smarter than average, so when you actually are smarter than average people still take what you say with a grain of salt -you can see WHY the other person believes what they do, and WHY they are wrong, and more angles in general than ...	2	1	16,214
[WP] You're crying and laughing at the same time. Tell me why.	I'm probably making a scene of myself. I concede this; given the circumstances, I'm surprised that I'm only making this much racket. Tears cascade down my cheeks, falling from my chin as I laugh my gruff, choked laugh. She always has this effect on me, ever since when we met all those years ago. No matter where we wer...	3	2	16,215
[WP] You're crying and laughing at the same time. Tell me why.	[deleted]	1	2	16,216
[WP] The Space Race was won by the Holy Roman Empire.	Everyone thought that the Holy Roman Empire would fall. It had been lording over most of the Western world for thousands of years, and when something gets too big, it becomes structurally unsound. Then they collapse. But the HRE did not. Its logo, emblazoned on the side of rockets, rose into space as a monument to the ...	5	39	16,217
[OT] Where to get some help for the 50k Subscribers contest?	Hi! Know your characters! They will guide you through the story. I know that sounds odd, but it's true. Once you know your characters, you know how they will react to any given situation. Get your ideas into text. The simplest tool would be to put them into a spreadsheet. From there you can switch the order or conten...	3	4	16,218
[OT] Where to get some help for the 50k Subscribers contest?	Come join us in chat sometime, we can help. That said: http://wordsharpeners.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/planning-outlining-and-organizing-your-novel-or-not/	1	4	16,219
[CC] The Nine O'Clock	I added this to Subscriber Favorites in the wiki, just so you know. :)	2	12	16,220
[CC] The Nine O'Clock	I love this prompt. Wish I had seen it when it got posted. As for the story: Solid execution of an emotion-driven, realistic, human approach. I love the way everybody interacts, with the pain-accustomed kid being more ready than the parents. That gives off some strong real-world hospital vibes. His little kid ver...	6	12	16,221
[CC] The Nine O'Clock	That was great! I wouldn't change a thing.	3	12	16,222
[CC] The Nine O'Clock	>He's sitting here getting annoyed with his parents for not letting him die. Holy fuck man. Well done.	3	12	16,223
[CC] The Nine O'Clock	If there are any technical errors in your writing, I never minded them. Even on second reading. There is a reason for that. You have written a very well-crafted story. You made us feel and understand why a young boy would choose death. That really made me think. How selfish we are to deny any human being that f...	2	12	16,224
[CW] Champions of Story - 3 Words, 1 Genre, 5 Minutes	The scuba diving trip had been peaceful thus far. Tropical fish, coral, and even the passing dolphin had made their appearance on this sunny Hawaiian afternoon. But something seemed amiss as the crystal clear waves grew murkey with curling, smokelike blood in the water, more than enough for a thousand cotton swabs. The...	1	2	16,225
[CW] Champions of Story - 3 Words, 1 Genre, 5 Minutes	Blub blub. Blub blub. Dan rushed to the top as fast as he could. He knew couldn’t go too fast. Blub blub. Blub blub. Something about the bends his scuba diving instructor had said. Go slow he told himself, but how could he? His heart it wouldn’t stop. His breathing was too hard. Blub blub. Blub blub. Mentally he k...	2	2	16,226
[WP] An Old Man is trying to sell something incredibly rare to someone who refuses.	“No, no, I don’t need that.” Ed’s wrinkled dimples cratered holding back a grin. A furrowed brow and a pointed finger introduced a stutter into the small boy’s tantalizing voice. “But- But it says- it says- um- says twenty-five cents there.” “Oh I know what it says,” he let out a chuckle widening his gummy smirk, “It...	8	8	16,227
[WP] A small alien satellite is found orbiting Neptune. Attached is a message that humans are now trying to decipher.	"What's in the message?" the President of the United States asks, almost yelling over the chaos in the Oval Office. The Secretary of Defense read off of a sheet of paper, "You will never decipher this message." "What?" "That's all it says," "Is this a prank from Russia?" "No sir. It's written in an alien l...	5	5	16,228
[WP] A small alien satellite is found orbiting Neptune. Attached is a message that humans are now trying to decipher.	"You'll go crazy if you stare at that message for too long." Mike said as he packed his bag, heading home after another pointless night of trying to decipher the alien message. "Just a but longer, I swear there is something written here" David's bloodshot eyes never left the computer screen. "Lost cause man, a lost ...	1	5	16,229
[WP] Write a scary story about a giant spider stalking your lone protagonist throughout a massive burrow of tunnels and catacombs, armed with only a box of matches, with no foreseeable exit.	15 left. I've given the beast a name. Aragog, after that famously deadly spider in the Harry Potter series. It's a twisted satisfaction, knowing that I'll be killed by a name I gave it. It's the only power I have, except to keep moving. 14 left. It's as if the beast keeps count. As if the beast knows that my one powe...	5	4	16,230
[WP] Write a scary story about a giant spider stalking your lone protagonist throughout a massive burrow of tunnels and catacombs, armed with only a box of matches, with no foreseeable exit.	The creature could only survive in this forest. It was the only area that could conceal it if it needed to surface and the only area where its holes would go completely unnoticed, until today. Young Mr. Thatcher had stumbled into one of the creature's tunnels after a drunken night. However, he was incredibly sober now....	1	4	16,231
[WP] Write a scary story about a giant spider stalking your lone protagonist throughout a massive burrow of tunnels and catacombs, armed with only a box of matches, with no foreseeable exit.	I don't know how I got here. I don't know how long I've been here. I don't know where "here" is, and the biggest unknown of all perhaps is where that damned thing came from. I don't think I'll ever find my way back out of this labrynth; and yet for how huge it is I'm always stalked by the beast of my nightmares; no mat...	4	4	16,232
[WP] Write a scary story about a giant spider stalking your lone protagonist throughout a massive burrow of tunnels and catacombs, armed with only a box of matches, with no foreseeable exit.	"Well, he's sort of working his way through some stalagmites. I don't know. Slowly. I don't think so. I mean, you couldn't mistake him for Indiana Jones. He doesn't have a whip, no. Okay, shhh, he's close. He's got a box of matches. No, I don't believe they require the strip to light. I think he can just strike them o...	1	4	16,233
[WP] Write a scary story about a giant spider stalking your lone protagonist throughout a massive burrow of tunnels and catacombs, armed with only a box of matches, with no foreseeable exit.	[deleted]	1	4	16,234
[WP] Give me your oddest, weirdest, possibly raunchiest prompts.	It is Christmas day, and the whole extended family is at the dinner table ready to eat. Your wife brings out the roasted suckling pig. You believe she has been cheating on you with the pig. In front of the entire family, you confront her about it. Have at it!	3	2	16,235
[WP] Give me your oddest, weirdest, possibly raunchiest prompts.	After a night of heavy drinking, you wake up and stumble into the bathroom. Opening the toilet to throw up, you notice a human head in there. From downstairs you hear you wife call for you. "Honey, some people down here have some questions for you." You are not married. go	4	2	16,236
[WP] Give me your oddest, weirdest, possibly raunchiest prompts.	Your dog is addicted to cat hair, your cat is addicted to dog hair, and you're addicted to your own hair. Good luck...	2	2	16,237
[WP] Give me your oddest, weirdest, possibly raunchiest prompts.	Your significant other is interested in having a threesome. After much consideration you decide to have a go at it only to realize the person they had in mind is your long lost twin brother/sister.	2	2	16,238
[WP] Give me your oddest, weirdest, possibly raunchiest prompts.	Your favourite fictional character sings at a metal concert. Describe their performance.	1	2	16,239
[WP] Give me your oddest, weirdest, possibly raunchiest prompts.	[deleted]	1	2	16,240
Dexter has finally turned full blown serial killer and has begun killing rapidly but no one knows who is doing the killing. Sherlock is put on the case. What happens?	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	2	0	16,241
[WP] A Cold War era Spy is tasked with the mission of activating a sleeper agent. But the activation word has been forgotten.	Tappen Brown had passed as a farmer, a businessman, a pimp, and even, on one memorable occasion, a Russian Orthodox priest. He'd scaled a ten-story tall building without ruffling a thread on his immaculate business suit. He spoke a dozen languages fluently. More than once, he'd killed a man with his bare hands. He cou...	3	3	16,242
[WP] A Cold War era Spy is tasked with the mission of activating a sleeper agent. But the activation word has been forgotten.	"So have you heard about the recent unrest in Abeche?" "No. I don't much care for politics. Nor do I care much for this menu. Why did we decide to go here, again?", replied Jim. I sighed, and cursed the handlers back in Transnistra who had forgotten his name. Typical amateurish behaviour from a government that barely...	3	3	16,243
[IP] The Rise Of The Fallen	[deleted]	6	44	16,244
[IP] The Rise Of The Fallen	"Lucifer... You deceived me. Was I not promised hold over my own portion of the Earth? Did you not swear Heaven would fall at our hands? Now I stand here, a traitor to light; betrayed by darkness; constrained by neither. You have given me the freedom to claim my own realm, and I have claimed Earth. It was destined to b...	39	44	16,245
[IP] The Rise Of The Fallen	Prologue ----- "Why?" "It's not our place to ask why, Consiliel." "I'm not asking Him, I'm asking you, Gabriel. Why would He bestow upon them the freedom to turn away, and the gift of domion over us?" "Tread carefully, Consiliel. The last one to question as you did was cast down into Hell." "Gabriel...	10	44	16,246
[IP] The Rise Of The Fallen	A blinding light suddenly filled the Great Hall, emanating from the centre of the room. The crowd of warriors fell silent, dropping their steins and gripping their weapons tightly as the light slowly faded. When the light fell, the empty space had been replaced by two bright and folded wings, hiding a figure beneath. ...	7	44	16,247
[IP] The Rise Of The Fallen	[deleted]	1	44	16,248
[IP] The Rise Of The Fallen	"Tell me, how did it happen?" "You don't want to know how it happened. If that was what you were after, you could have gone to anyone. The story is well known. The result is plain to see. No, it is not the how that interests you, it is the why." "Very well. Tell me why." "Suffering. Every human of every time...	5	44	16,249
[IP] The Rise Of The Fallen	"Hi." "Hello." "Is this the right number?" "It depends. Who are you trying to call?" "...a helpline." "Any helpline in particular?" "The suicide helpline. Aren't you supposed to have some sort of greeting?" "Supposed to." "Well?" "Well what?" "Where is the greeting? Why are you just answering the phone like I...	5	44	16,250
[IP] The Rise Of The Fallen	( This is my first post here so 99.98% sure it will be aweful ) I was running, I kept telling myself I didn't know what from but in the back of my mind the harsh truth was all to clear. I was running from the Fallen, in his own cursed kingdom. It has been a few years since myth and reality collided, but nothing has...	2	44	16,251
[IP] The Rise Of The Fallen	I took "rise of the fallen" very literally. Hopefully it comes across well and I can continue. (Part 1) Haanikt was tired. The gates of heaven were stained with cloying dark ichor of every color and origin Haanikt could think of. The gates of heaven; an imperious structure, stretching into the celestials with no end...	2	44	16,252
[IP] The Rise Of The Fallen	This is so strange. I've never heard of this subreddit, but I just finished a trilogy based on fallen angels and former humans rising up to take back Earth/Heaven. And just to top it off, I'm about to release the second book which is about my characters accidentally causing the Black Death and, well, the story goes f...	2	44	16,253
[WP] A man has 24 hours to get himself thrown in prison or he will be killed	[deleted]	1	14	16,254
[WP] A man has 24 hours to get himself thrown in prison or he will be killed	I guess in hindsight, this was just another in a long string of bad decisions. My first was getting hooked on Heroin in the first place. My second would be getting caught, and cut off by my parents. My third was agreeing to work for my drugs, selling to my fellow strung-out losers. My fourth was using five thousand dol...	1	14	16,255
[WP] A murder has taken place at the World's Private Detective Convention. What would happen?	[deleted]	0	3	16,256
[WP] Superman the day Skynet goes online	FYI, there was a comic book crossover [Superman Vs. The Terminator: Death to the Future](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_vs._The_Terminator:_Death_to_the_Future).	3	2	16,257
[WP] You live in a world without object permance.	The woman on the television flings her arms wildly, whipping back and forth at the insect buzzing around. She screams, grasping desperately at her throat, her face. Her hair is pressed to her face with the damp jungle air and her clothes are soaked and stuck to her skin. She falls, dropping her binoculars into a nearby...	2	3	16,258
[WP] You live in a world without object permance.	Alice sighed as she watched the installation men install her fridge and mini-bar. If she hadn’t agreed to entertain her new work colleagues none of this would be here. There was no point buying expensive items when they would disappear on you. The lucky ones opted for insurance on some items but it was always such a ha...	2	3	16,259
[WP]Curiosity killed the Cat	Nasa intern Chad Michaels was in a heap of trouble. One week prior to this moment,where young Chad sits with a look of horror in front of a screen showing a foreign world, NASA had discovered life on Mars. Scientists of all studies gathered to study a small creature captured on Curiosity's, the Mars rover, camera. It w...	2	2	16,260
[OT] Do you ever have moments where vocal words can't express what you're feeling?	That's called Writer's Block.	2	4	16,261
[CW]Cool story bro	"Bro! Bro! Just hear me out for 1 second. What if... What if all of this isn't real? What if, bro just chill, what if this is all a dream?!" My bro just stared back at with a blank look in his blood shot eyes. "Bro, what are you even saying?" "Well dude, I was just bro-ing out for a second and I got to thinking. Wha...	6	5	16,262
[CW]Cool story bro	The whole place seemed to bump and move to the beat of the music. Shit was so cash, bro. My bro was the host of this rager, and most of us came to have a good time. Brost of us. Then there was Chad, that fucking tool. He rolled up to the stand in his swanky red Pontiac and acted like he owned the place, bro. Douche-fag...	2	5	16,263
[IP] The Burden Of Triumph	He was numb. All he had ever known was gone. His brothers in faith lay dead at his feet, and yet he could feel nothing but pity for himself. Pity for the last survivor of this ancient order. Pity for a man lost without the guidance of the elders. Pity for a coward. He had fought, lined up shoulder to shoulder with th...	3	8	16,264
[IP] The Burden Of Triumph	[deleted]	1	8	16,265
[IP] The Burden Of Triumph	He stood here. The last Tableaux to cleanse our land, rooted to this very patch of ashen earth. The innumerable corpses of the fallen lay strewn beneath his trembling limbs. Brethren and enemies alike, the pious and the blasphemers, lain together in the inky muck of blood and filth and sodden soil that blanketed an i...	1	8	16,266
[IP] The Burden Of Triumph	It was a forest, the ash I now stand in. A home to man and beast. Once lush green, lost for one mans greed. I never understood why he was not content with enough. Our cities burned yet his desire only grew until at last, there was just us three. I stood shoulder to shoulder with with my family as they fell upon us. T...	1	8	16,267
[IP] The Burden Of Triumph	I've trained my whole life for this moment. I always knew I would succeed. I'm fast, agile, brilliant, adaptable and resilient. I don't say no and I don't accept it. My entire life I've toppled over my peers. I'm at the apex of everything I've delved into. I went to college where I played basketball, football and ba...	2	8	16,268
[WP] Slowly finding out the dinner guest your parents invited over might be the serial killer who is all over the news.	They may have moved as far north as Saskatchewan by now, the news announced to the room. *It is known that they were last seen in a grocery store in Northern Montana, heading north towards the border. Their old property had been seized and is now part of the investigation of the murder of Charyl Boedker and Evelyn ...	8	7	16,269
[EU] More and more pokemon are developing the ability to speak english. Describe a get together of random pokemon and what they would talk about.	##"A Debate On Crime" "...but I daresay that the goals of Teams Aqua and Magma are simply unsustainable," said a Gardevoir wearing a top hat, to which a monocle-clad Pikachu replied, "Indeed." The Gardevoir continued, "With all their modern science -- geology being particularly relevant to this topic -- one would thi...	2	6	16,270
[WP] His super power is knowing exactly what he needs to say.	"We should just go home. It's my fault the girls bailed, man. I'm sorry. We'll never get in now." Enrique Delgado looked his friend in the eyes. "Peter, we can go home, have some beers, play some video games, like we've done countless times before. Or we can do something different, something risky, something fun." Th...	24	19	16,271
[WP] His super power is knowing exactly what he needs to say.	Wow. /u/Brad_Collins please go on, this is great!	2	19	16,272
[WP] His super power is knowing exactly what he needs to say.	They said dating a Superhero would be fun. In all honesty, I don't know who "they" were, but I'm sure they said it. At the very least, I know I thought it, back when my only knowledge of supes were watching their heroics on the nightly news. Dan wasn't your typical Superhero. The supes on the news could usually fly ...	19	19	16,273
[WP] His super power is knowing exactly what he needs to say.	He never speaks.	3	19	16,274
[OT] I think there have been a few topics this month that have been posted a little too often.	I saw something interesting a while back about the whole death sentence thing. There was a really popular thread in /r/AskReddit and it was something along the lines of 'What's the strangest or worst misconception you had as a child?' or something like that. One of the top responses was a guy who thought the death se...	8	11	16,275
[OT] I think there have been a few topics this month that have been posted a little too often.	Every now and again we do sticky prompts that aren't so typically scifi, we will have to increase that frequency. This usually helps writers who find it difficult to find prompts that are more their type.	2	11	16,276
[OT] I think there have been a few topics this month that have been posted a little too often.	I do agree with you about those topics, but who are we to question what seems to be the taste of the majority? It boils down to what you think is more important. Is it more important that topics you like can, at the very least, be found (even if they aren't the most popular), OR is it more important that the topics yo...	2	11	16,277
[WP] In the distant future, energy has become too expensive for all but the rich to access, so the poor have reverted to using horse drawn carts for transportation.	[deleted]	1	4	16,278
[WP] In the distant future, energy has become too expensive for all but the rich to access, so the poor have reverted to using horse drawn carts for transportation.	“Tea?” “Yeah.” I say. “Sure.” My eyes make their way back down to my blue notebook, reading and re-reading my thin, scratched handwriting in the hopes that the words might form a picture. They don’t, of course, and I set it down with a sigh, wishing, not for the first time, for a cup of coffee. The cafe I’m sittin...	2	4	16,279
[IP] Banzai!!!!	I watched him leaping through the air graceful happy and free Over water crystal blue framed by deep green forest trees Despite the fact that he lacked in feathers beaks and wings He was perfectly able to fly, he could accomplish anything And as I observed smiling I watched my problems disappear If a dog could jum...	3	3	16,280
[IP] Banzai!!!!	I will leap swiftly into the drink And go, as far as I might, until My heart is heavy, and my limbs tremble. Then I'll watch and taste and smell The vastness I am part of, the cold that has drawn me into it. And I will know joy.	2	3	16,281
[WP] You are a pirate who's tormented spirit has been attached to your sunken ship for hundreds of years. One day the ship is salvaged by National Geographic.	"A fine vessel she was, the Cutlass. Terror of the East Indies during its heyday. I remember those days of plunder and villainy with a fond eye. We used to pillage the living daylights out of the Dutch and French Galleons that sailed the seas between Indonesia and Pondicherry. Made quite a bit of coin out of it as well...	30	60	16,282
[WP] You are a pirate who's tormented spirit has been attached to your sunken ship for hundreds of years. One day the ship is salvaged by National Geographic.	The water gushed from the wreckage, a pig with it's throat cut. As the cranes strained and the old rotting, decomposing wood screamed, there came a pause. A quietness settled over the crew. An eye of the storm, tumultuously the walls collapsed in on it. The screams started with an abrupt symphony of shrieks and yells, ...	2	60	16,283
[WP] You're the character, write your author	I am not going anywhere. We both know it. You think it's a writer's block, you think you are out of ideas. Standing in the middle of this frozen chaos, I know the truth. I realise there is nothing you can do without my consent. The palace is overrun with the rebels, royal guard and terrified noblemen, there are pirate...	3	9	16,284
[WP] You're the character, write your author	Chapter 4: The Return of Red Micheal I haven't been here in ages. The familiar scents of pumpkin spice, cinnamon, sugar and coffee wafted under my nose. The booth seat I had been warming for the past 3 hours was starting to get uncomfortable in all of the bad memories. I don't know why I felt like coming here toda...	3	9	16,285
[WP] You're the character, write your author	-----*Show, don’t tell, they say. Your dialogue needs work. Just grind it out. You can do it, just keep practicing. You know it’s all true. I can see that. I can also see the pain in you, Ian. I can see how much you want to do this, but it’s hurting you. You dredge your mind, searching for inspiration, and it comes – b...	1	9	16,286
[PM] I've got a few hours to kill, and I want to write!	A man on deathrow gains the ability to stop time.	2	2	16,287
[PM] I've got a few hours to kill, and I want to write!	Write a story involving raspberry cordial, a second hand book and some very bad choices	2	2	16,288
[PM] I've got a few hours to kill, and I want to write!	Carpenters know a dark secret kept from everyone else.	1	2	16,289
[PM] I've got a few hours to kill, and I want to write!	Young, defeated man has conversation with older wiser man.	1	2	16,290
[WP] A woman (or man!) approaches you and asks for your hand in marriage. You answer, taking into careful consideration the wings on her back.	The moment right before your boyfriend proposes marriage goes in slow motion. The nervousness in his face is washed away from adrenaline as he stoops down and holds out a shiny box. The passerby crook their necks with curiosity. The skywriter finishes the punctuation on the all important question he was scrawling on a...	10	9	16,291
[WP] A woman (or man!) approaches you and asks for your hand in marriage. You answer, taking into careful consideration the wings on her back.	Muriel proposed today. To me. _Me_. A Dominion. A former commander of the Divine Host. Proposing to mere, lowly _me_. I feel disgusted. No-- not by her! Never by her. By my silence. By my eyes going towards her wings. I did not lie when I said I need time to think, and though she hid it well, I know it cost her. I tha...	1	9	16,292
[WP] You wake up in your favourite TV series. The protagonist needs your help. As you get to know him/her better, you start to root for the villain/antagonist.	I would love to write one about How I Met Your Mother, but there aren't really any villains and I hate the main character anyway!	42	175	16,293
[WP] You wake up in your favourite TV series. The protagonist needs your help. As you get to know him/her better, you start to root for the villain/antagonist.	[deleted]	13	175	16,294
[WP] You wake up in your favourite TV series. The protagonist needs your help. As you get to know him/her better, you start to root for the villain/antagonist.	I used to be a church going man. Not many churches left anymore. For the last year or so, I've been struggling to find God in the world around me. But I'll tell you, He hasn't made it easy for me. I know I'm not the last person left on Earth. Groups of survivors pass through this town every now and then. Anothe...	99	175	16,295
[WP] You wake up in your favourite TV series. The protagonist needs your help. As you get to know him/her better, you start to root for the villain/antagonist.	He never noticed how beautiful the colour purple was. There seemed to be more shades of it, and turquoise proudly paraded itself around town in the form of cars and children's schoolbags. Although, yellow was more subdued; uniform. To his left, a yellow person was ejected from his car as coughed its way towards a le...	19	175	16,296
[WP] You wake up in your favourite TV series. The protagonist needs your help. As you get to know him/her better, you start to root for the villain/antagonist.	[I've been in this cell for two days. Battered and sputtering blood. They stared at me with contempt. Fear. Anger. They believe I'm the embodiment of all that had wronged them.] "I'm not going to ask you again." she spoke dryly. "How did you get on our ship!" [With each strike I questioned my appeal to these charac...	20	175	16,297
[WP] You wake up in your favourite TV series. The protagonist needs your help. As you get to know him/her better, you start to root for the villain/antagonist.	[deleted]	9	175	16,298
[WP] You wake up in your favourite TV series. The protagonist needs your help. As you get to know him/her better, you start to root for the villain/antagonist.	Panic drowned my entire body and made uncomfortable, nauseous waves flip and frolic in my stomach. I watched as the four women crowded the bay window, and gingerly peeked outside from the frankly hideous mellowing yellow curtains – but it wasn’t really a good time to be critiquing Barbara du Prez’s interior design choi...	5	175	16,299

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