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You are a suicide bomber. Make me sympathize with your character before (s)he hits the switch.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	1	14	16,000
You are a suicide bomber. Make me sympathize with your character before (s)he hits the switch.	Never posted on this sub before...here goes my first post! The girl at the counter is smiling at me. She's pretty. Big blue eyes, real nice smile. Her body looks nice and tight, perky tits, though she's practically swallowed by the atrocious red and white striped uniform all the fair workers are wearing. Her blonde ha...	7	14	16,001
You are a suicide bomber. Make me sympathize with your character before (s)he hits the switch.	[deleted]	2	14	16,002
You are a suicide bomber. Make me sympathize with your character before (s)he hits the switch.	I stood in the middle of the square. I observed the people around me. All my life, I was told they were sinners... that they were bad. But they looked normal to me. Like anyone I've ever known. There were children, hardly younger than me. Parents were tugging them away. People were laughing and talking. But no, a v...	3	14	16,003
[WP] Two young men agree that if both of them make it past 90 they will try to assassinate the other to gain each other's inheritance.	Jon stared at the digital clock on his bedside. 23:59 it told him, the digits flickering gently in the dark of his room, the colon between the two numbers dancing its rhythm. "Tick tock, tick tock, goes the clock," he muttered, chuckling gently to himself, recalling the words his mother always used to say. It was...	21	29	16,004
[WP] Two young men agree that if both of them make it past 90 they will try to assassinate the other to gain each other's inheritance.	Phil rolled over onto his back, turning his head to the right towards the clock on his nightstand. A dim 10:44pm glowed red in the darkness. The colon in the middle ticked silently. On. Off. On. Off. He watched, counting each flicker. He usually fell asleep around 9:00pm – he’d been doing so without trouble since his 7...	5	29	16,005
[WP] Two young men agree that if both of them make it past 90 they will try to assassinate the other to gain each other's inheritance.	The Clockmaster was laughing, alone in a castle full of antiques. Greek vases, Egyptian statues, Etruscan pottery. They were originals, and they were brand new. But despite this shocking detail no one besides experts would actually notice, what drew the attention were hundreds upon hundreds of clocks. Big, small, gra...	3	29	16,006
You are a pirate who's soul has been attached to your sunken ship (or a specific item on it) for centuries. One day it is recovered and you are brought up with it.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	1	1	16,007
[WP] The busted elevator	"I never loved you." Lucille says with a sneer. "Like I didn't know that. Two years of faked orgasms, draining my bank account, and throwing me under the bus..." Charles smacks his forehead against the console, as if hoping some kind of Fonzie magic exists in his forehead. "Ok, I'll grant the first two. But throwing ...	2	5	16,008
[WP] You live in a post-apocalyptic world where you thought you were the last person on earth. One day you find a small town with only 500 people living in it. Little do you know that they follow a cult and are about to commit mass suicide.	It's amazing of how little you have when you don't have internet. Not that if there was any, it would do me any good. I had thrown my phone in a ditch, along with several of my other prized possessions. I couldn't stand looking at them any longer, the batteries long since dead, making sleek looking paperweights. I h...	5	29	16,009
[WP] You live in a post-apocalyptic world where you thought you were the last person on earth. One day you find a small town with only 500 people living in it. Little do you know that they follow a cult and are about to commit mass suicide.	"Why are we fascinated by decay?" I looked over at my companion. Out of every piece of hotheaded philosophy that had spilled out of this cult leader since I arrived at the camp, this was the only one that sounded like it had honest roots. As if, for the first time, he wasn't sure of the answer to the questions he wa...	3	29	16,010
[WP]A Hate Sonnet	Your piercing eyes, the blade in my heart stem A putrid stench your aim does give to me. Those hands, how I wish to escape from them And to the peace of the forgiving sea. I listen, tremble from your lurid voice, No surface I could detest as your skin. Not for all the gold would you be my choice Nor would I let ...	3	12	16,011
[WP]A Hate Sonnet	Divorce: a sonnet. (note: foul language) * * * * * I watched you pick our life apart, your stung and burning prose writhing upon my screen. Your bloody heart, your life, I naught but wrung and dropped, to lie with rats and dust, it seems. Yes, he was sympathetic. Oh, I loved those dripping, hateful screed...	11	12	16,012
You are somehow transported back in time to the morning of a huge historical event, but your presence threatens to change history...	[deleted]	2	5	16,013
You are somehow transported back in time to the morning of a huge historical event, but your presence threatens to change history...	It wasn’t a click, or a whirr, but a whoosh. Soft like a spring breeze, yet as unending as a babbling brook. The sound surmounted time and space and nestled there, amongst the stars, and I nestled too, carried along like a toothpick in a drain gutter. I can’t say when I woke up, that being the very function of the mac...	3	5	16,014
[WP] Space explorers discover a planet with primitive life that worship them as Gods. They rule there until they are confronted by the actual Gods.	"So you're telling me the crops failed because you haven't had enough sacrifices?" "Yes, of course. This is the third time I have told you that. By now your shock at my presence should be wearing off." Before me stood a God. Twelve feet tall. Eyes blazing with light. He looked like one of the creatures on this planet...	7	7	16,015
A man has a terrifying dream in which he is being sawn in half. He wakes to find himself in the Indian Ocean, naked and clinging to a door; a hotel keycard is clenched in his teeth. Write what happens next.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	2	1	16,016
A man has a terrifying dream in which he is being sawn in half. He wakes to find himself in the Indian Ocean, naked and clinging to a door; a hotel keycard is clenched in his teeth. Write what happens next.	[deleted]	2	1	16,017
[WP] An aspiring writer just wrote his best literary masterpiece in /r/writingprompts. It receives no comments or upvotes whatsoever.	Clearest of skies, and bluest of seas, I poured my whole heart upon those keys, Leaves in the wind, those moments flew by, Beauty untouched like a summer's night sky, Refreshing the page, my mind set ablaze, Imagining the attention in so many ways, Love for my writing, compliments too, Yet ...	33	32	16,018
[WP] An aspiring writer just wrote his best literary masterpiece in /r/writingprompts. It receives no comments or upvotes whatsoever.	Dave arrived home after a long day, and opened reddit. The front page as usual consisted of tech stories, political rants, and a wide variety of pictures. But in that mix one thing stood out, an interesting topic on the writing prompts subreddit, with over two hundred upvotes (as opposed to the usual twelve or so). T...	8	32	16,019
[WP] An aspiring writer just wrote his best literary masterpiece in /r/writingprompts. It receives no comments or upvotes whatsoever.	"[WP] An Aspiring writer just wrote his best literary masterpiece in /r/writingprompts. It receives no comments or upvotes whatsoever." This could be interesting. Tommy was an aspiring writer and he was in the mood to dare to write his best literary masterpiece. He had the perfect idea. Something literary. Not anything...	3	32	16,020
[WP] An aspiring writer just wrote his best literary masterpiece in /r/writingprompts. It receives no comments or upvotes whatsoever.	"Daddy! Wake up daddy! I awake daddy!" "Alright honey, are you awake?" "Yeah!" "OK, poppet, can you open your door?" "Yeah! I do it" The sound of my daughters bedroom door creaking opening confirmed any hope of getting a lie in had evaporated along with the last comforting fog of sleep lifting from my eyes. "I wa...	2	32	16,021
[WP] An aspiring writer just wrote his best literary masterpiece in /r/writingprompts. It receives no comments or upvotes whatsoever.	I always knew I was Jack Kerouac but these freaking tree frogs in the gutter couldn't muster up anything other than a throaty howl at the jibber jabber blabber of their monochrome whales on ice as they pilgrimed the stakes against the emerald hobogoblin in eureka as the door knob drank down the vile of flesh born from ...	1	32	16,022
[WP]A guy comes face to face with Death.	CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO! The clock hanging neatly on the wall screamed. The clock's hands were barely visible in the dark, but it, supported by the sounds, was three o'clock in the morning. I sipped the warm brown liquid, it rushed into my mouth, waking me up just slightly. He's late, I thought. A hiss emerged from...	3	8	16,023
[WP]A guy comes face to face with Death.	I seen the woman in the red dress around town as long as I could remember. My first memory of her was at the liquor store when I was little. Daddy had gone in to pick up a few beers before we headed home from shopping and I was standing on the drivers seat of his truck, pretending like I was driving it, waiting on him ...	3	8	16,024
[WP]A guy comes face to face with Death.	My head is swimming...drowning is probably a better word for it. I don't know how long it's been since that speedball, but man, I've had better nights. “Karen?” No response. Last I remember she was next to me on the couch. A cursory glance around the apartment reveals no one. “Babe?” Still nothing. Somethi...	2	8	16,025
[WP]A guy comes face to face with Death.	"I'm sorry." Steve looked at the doctor, unseeing, unhearing. His mother was all he had on this world. She couldn't die. Not now. Not before she saw him accomplish something, do something great, prove he was not a waste of her time and resources. He walked to her door, placed his palm on it to push it open, and hesi...	2	8	16,026
[WP]A guy comes face to face with Death.	As the sun spread it's red paint across the once blue canvas of sky, he sat there on the ledge. He watched the day descend into darkness, tapping an off-beat rhythm on the gun by his side. As the sun's final strokes faded into the horizon he lifted the gun to this temple, closed his eyes for a short while, remembering,...	2	8	16,027
[WP]A guy comes face to face with Death.	Angrily he rummaged through a drawer throwing colourful pieces of cloth behind him in the desperate search for his one true vice. When the drawer was finally void of clothes, there at the bottom of the drawer, sat a slightly wilted box of cigarettes. He snatched it up triumphantly and rattled its dwindling contents. Th...	1	8	16,028
[CW] Champions of Story - 3 Words, 1 Genre, 5 Minutes	Three tiny ‘whooshes’ echoed in the tent as Ferin lit the candles illuminating the fox skin lying on the table. Upon the pelt laid seventeen wooden stock; green, orange, brown, magenta each one was of a different color with their own markings and each twisted and turned in its own characteristic manner. “How much stoc...	1	3	16,029
[CW] Champions of Story - 3 Words, 1 Genre, 5 Minutes	Kenneth sat in the dark attic, the flickering glow of candles acting as his only source of light. Life as a stockbroker in the cruel adult world held little magic anymore, and this was his last chance. He lit the last of the candles and immediately experienced a rushing wind through the room. As the candle flames dance...	1	3	16,030
[CW] Champions of Story - 3 Words, 1 Genre, 5 Minutes	He had lit the candles about the room, determined to have everything perfect for the redheaded woman. It was rare that he was able to convince a woman to spend a night with him. Each of them threw flickering shadows about the room until the whole wall was littered with the small flames. He smiled, proud of his small a...	2	3	16,031
[CW] Champions of Story - 3 Words, 1 Genre, 5 Minutes	Joric rode into the clearing on his bay stallion, his crew behind him waving his standard: a red fox on a blue background. The candle-makers cart was overturned, boxes and candles littering the dirt roadway. The sheriff stood in the road, hands on his hips, waiting for the approaching riders. Joric pulled his horse t...	3	3	16,032
[CC] Of Reality	Hi there! I've removed your post because it appears that it was not in response to a specific prompt. [CC] and [PI] should only be used if you'd like constructive criticism on a prompt response. If you'd like critique on something you've written outside of WP, such as this piece, try posting it in /r/KeepWriting, /r/s...	1	3	16,033
[EU] Godzilla appears in the world of 1984.	Under the orders, the young men and women typed and toiled at their stations. The rhythm of the pneumatic tubes filled the cramped space, swooshes passing by around and overhead as messages were relayed and edits to that day's Ministry of Truth paper were being made. The Ministry of Plenty were reporting that morning ...	3	14	16,034
[WP] The lingo used in a diner is mistaken for an encoded message. What does the spy do with his new "orders?"	"I need an eagle's nest on the fly double sunny with a nor'easter coming down the mountain and a drop of sticky brown." Son of a bitch. "Wah?" a thick voice called from somewhere in the back. "Sorry, say again?" "An eagle's nest on the fly double sunny with a nor'easter comin' down the mountain and a drop of ...	6	7	16,035
[PM] Had a busy week, got behind on my New Year's Resolution. Prompt Me.	You've been arrested for murder. When asked why you did it, your only answer is "I saw inside his mind. I know what he was planning." If you're being honest, who was it, and what was he planning? If you're lying, who was it, and why did you frame him?	1	4	16,036
[PM] Had a busy week, got behind on my New Year's Resolution. Prompt Me.	The king has been taken by a group of barbarians. Write from either the perspective of the king or the perspective of one of the barbarians.	1	4	16,037
[PM] Had a busy week, got behind on my New Year's Resolution. Prompt Me.	The standard high elves are horrific racists in this universe. Write a story from the perspective of a human resistance member on a mission.	1	4	16,038
[PM] Had a busy week, got behind on my New Year's Resolution. Prompt Me.	Johnny Lee Miller and Benedict Cumberbatch have a Sherlock-off. Riddles and mysteries are posed to one another as the search for the ultimate Sherlock begins.	1	4	16,039
[WP] Write a Blue Valentine	[deleted]	3	2	16,040
[WP] A strange virus spreads across the earth killing everyone but heavy smokers.	They, whoever they are, first discovered it after the majority of a hospital staff had been wiped out, leaving sixteen nurses and nine doctors. Not all of them had come into contact with patient zero but only had one thing in common: they smoked. Heavily. I'm talking about two packs a day heavy. It was dismissed th...	2	2	16,041
[WP] A man, lost for years, finally found civilization. Only problem is... this civilization is Black Ops base. The military tells the man to go back to the wilderness.	"No, not yet, let's keep going." I had to urge him onward. I swear, I saw light in the woods last night, and we struggled towards it. My companion is silent, as he has been for the past many years. "Come on, Gabe. Come on. You can do it. Just keep walking with me." I looked towards my companion. He always seem...	4	12	16,042
[WP] A man, lost for years, finally found civilization. Only problem is... this civilization is Black Ops base. The military tells the man to go back to the wilderness.	The man who staggered out of the woods could easily have been mistaken for an emaciated corpse. He had gone completely gray out in the wilderness and had grown a scraggly beard. Any clothing he had left had been worn to rags, in some cases replaced by skins sewn together into crude garments. He'd been lost in the Amazo...	2	12	16,043
[MP] The Parting Glass	Marcus Weber was dying. People were mourning of course, but not one despaired. For death was a natural event, something all must eventually go through. Verlanders and Tallenburghers did not fear mortality, for they were blessed to have Val, the Goddess of Crows. Where others' gods of death were macabre ghastly figures...	3	6	16,044
[PM] Got time tonight. Prompt Me.	A man in the trenches is about to go over the top. He knows he will not survive.	3	7	16,045
[PM] Got time tonight. Prompt Me.	[deleted]	0	7	16,046
[PM] Got time tonight. Prompt Me.	At night you're walking home through a different way through a place you never been in. You're all alone, suddenly an old woman appeared out of nowhere.	1	7	16,047
[PM] Got time tonight. Prompt Me.	[deleted]	-1	7	16,048
[PM] Got time tonight. Prompt Me.	Sarah and Kate made a pact two years ago, but now Kate has to go back on the agreement, because she can't go on like this. Constraint: It's told from Sarah's perspective, and we don't get to meet Kate directly in the story at all. But we sympathize with her anyway.	1	7	16,049
[PM] Got time tonight. Prompt Me.	A dragon is sighted nearby your house, but it's not like anybody expected.	1	7	16,050
[PM] Got time tonight. Prompt Me.	Hey englishclassjunkie, this post is being removed because as per the sidebar rules: >[PM] Only post these if you intend on responding to a few within six hours of posting, otherwise it will be removed. Be sure to leave some time to respond if you plan on trying again in the future!	1	7	16,051
[WP] Begin a story with the lines "I knew what had to be done. I just didn't know if it could be done."	I knew what had to be done. I just didn't know if it could be done. So here I sit. It's quiet in the house. Everyone is asleep, the drone of the fan is my only companion. I reflect on the day and how I wish I could do more, be more, help more. I hate myself for the way things are. I hate myself for the way things wi...	2	3	16,052
[WP] Begin a story with the lines "I knew what had to be done. I just didn't know if it could be done."	I knew what had to be done. I just didn’t know if it could be done. I sit staring at the screen, the walls, the machines, the fake Van Gough, anything but the bed. The doctor’s said she wouldn’t recover, couldn’t recover. Now that a month had gone, there was almost no chance that she would wake up. But I wanted to beli...	1	3	16,053
[OT] 'Second Chance' Contest Results!	I had fun doing it. It was my first submission in this subreddit, I'll be back to do more. :-)	2	3	16,054
[OT] 'Second Chance' Contest Results!	Thanks for the honorable mention! :) Submitting stories here has become a fun new hobby since I found this place a month or two ago.	1	3	16,055
[OT] 'Second Chance' Contest Results!	This was my my first post to this subreddit and my first completed short story ever, so thanks for giving me that. It was a lot of fun! And congrats to /u/maddoxnelson. Yours was the only post I felt truly deserved to win.	1	3	16,056
[WP] Your Grandmother has been sick for the last year. You get a message from your mother that...	John was on the edge of breaking down as he opened the door. He expected a family member to answer. His healthy grandmother did instead. Elated, he asked her how she was there in front of him, healthy. She only answered with a word. " Soon ". What is soon, grandmother? He asked. She didn't answer but instead pointed ...	3	2	16,057
[EU] Pokemon battles are now part of the olympics	"Alright folks let's head over to Kyogre Stadium to witness the 100k sprint between the fastest water pokemon in the land. Let's see who our contenders are. . . In Lane 1 From Mexico Bob Loblaw's Feraligatr: Rey Croc takes his starting position. While not the sleekest of water pokemon it more than makes up for it with...	12	50	16,058
[EU] Pokemon battles are now part of the olympics	"Ok Hydreigon, just like we've been practicing. This will be our toughest battle yet, for gods sake! This guy is Japanese! He lives and breathes pokemon! But we have been practicing for months and I know we can do it!" Psych up speech over, Steve summoned Hydreigon back into its pokeball and turned to face his coach....	16	50	16,059
[EU] Pokemon battles are now part of the olympics	"Now we take flight to the Air show. Here, in the sky race: Rings of Moltres. Yes, The Rings of Moltres, a series of rings that Flying pokemon must fly through with their trainer in the fastest time, all the while those rings are lit in the most magnificent of flames. This is a race folks and as with all Pokemon races,...	6	50	16,060
[EU] Pokemon battles are now part of the olympics	The President smiled as he waved. Smiled and smiled and smiled, his face lit up by the endless strobe of flashes and the cascade of camera clicks. It never seemed to end. It never should end. Not after what he'd announced. Not after what he'd done. They'd be talking about this forever; no, they'd be talking about **him...	4	50	16,061
[EU] Pokemon battles are now part of the olympics	"Now we're back to the Olympic winter games. Today's event, The Suicune Run is quite the harrowing challenge. Pokemon will be faced with following the course of the swift Suicune through blizzards, snow, and sleet, through the trees, over the boulders, and beyond the rivers. This isn't just a race to the finish, it's a...	1	50	16,062
[EU] Pokemon battles are now part of the olympics	The crowd dies down and the arena becomes silent as the psychic types enter the field. "Here we have ten ton blocks, the Pokemon whose psychic prowess is the strongest will be measured by how small they can condense their respective block," an announcer monotonously proclaimed, "showing up for America is a Hypno and hi...	1	50	16,063
[EU] Pokemon battles are now part of the olympics	[deleted]	3	50	16,064
[EU] Pokemon battles are now part of the olympics	[deleted]	1	50	16,065
[WP] The Year is 1770, in Colonial America	I'll start. "So why'd ya say they call ya Minutemen, Pete?" Peter smiled gently at his friend, knowing his slowness in these things. "We're called the Minutemen because if those redcoats come down to fight us, we'll be ready in a minute". James gawked at him, his jaw dropped in amazement. "Wow, only a minute. Why d'ya...	1	1	16,066
[WP] Make me hate a character	"Dear diary, I met a very nice woman named Eva Braun today"	7	4	16,067
[WP] Make me hate a character	Preface: I wrote this for another prompt, but I feel it also applies here too, hope it's not against the rules or anything. You had so much potential... Your triple-major took 2 years. You were able to change your body from a scrawny paunched dork, to a chiseled muscled man. Football wasn't so bad, was it? I know you...	2	4	16,068
[WP] The wife of an abusive man is kidnapped and the only way to get her back is for the husband to complete certain tasks set by the kidnapper	The kidnapper has an "Angel of Mercy" complex, and is trying to save the wife. Tired of seeing the abuse, they want to prove a point...give the husband a taste of his own medicine. In order to save his wife, the husband is forced to perform several tasks that inflict pain upon himself. One after another. Until he's a ...	0	3	16,069
[WP] Love is considered a disease and someone has just found the cure	The last thing anyone ever wants to be informed of is that they've fallen in love. First, the nausea. You see the offender, a and it makes you sick. Like milk in citrus tea, curdling the once stable innards you call your own. You deal with that, take a tums, hope for the best. We all have our fair share of false alarm...	3	7	16,070
[IP] The Traveler: No Rest For The Weary	The study was dim, lit only by the candle in the hall. A lone clock kept time on the desk, doing its best to provide a slight reprieve from the otherwise oppressive silence. Emptiness. It felt so much a part of the old room, it could almost be considered a furnishing. Look closely though, and you might find what's m...	8	11	16,071
[IP] The Traveler: No Rest For The Weary	He sits, something he last did millennia ago. He is weary, but not of the body. His is the fatigue of heart and mind. The wanderer, the nomad, the transient, the sojourner... Names, but only pieces, guesses. He was more than any expected. He was less than was needed. Still, he was to try. He was to do. He sits. He d...	3	11	16,072
[IP] The Traveler: No Rest For The Weary	The trees were still. Pale moonlight filtered through the branches, casting an eerie glow upon the crumpled pine needles of the forest floor. Deep fog crept between the boughs, blanketing the path beneath. Not even the flutter of a breeze or the crack of a far-off limb broke the wooded silence. It was as if the who...	3	11	16,073
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	At first I thought I was a genius, not very unique in my ideas but I felt I was genius anyway. Living forever, who doesn't want that, the possibility of never aging. I guess like anyone who got into my situation would feel great... for around ten years. After ten years you realize what you've done, you start to notice...	33	114	16,074
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	It began millenia ago. How many I have long forgotten. It is interesting, really. When people think of immortality they think that they will simply live to be able to do anything they want – to experience everything and achieve a form of completeness. Yet, how many mere mortals remember anything that happened in their ...	81	114	16,075
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	To look at me know, you'd probably think that wish was my biggest mistake. Not at all - in fact, if I did one thing right in my life, it was to ask that big blue sucker for immortality. If I did one thing wrong, however, it was to ask for it only for myself. Youth and selfishness go hand in hand however, and now I'm pa...	36	114	16,076
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	A month in the springtime, day unknown, year unknown, Funny how I still have the habit of putting the date at the beginning of every journal entry, even though I've completely lost track of time. Anyways, I often think back to that conversation, the conversation that meant so much more than I realized at the time. I ...	8	114	16,077
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	The heat. Oh, God, the feeling of it beating down through the tatters of what used to be a t-shirt, and is now some small semblance of protection from the sun which has drowned everything. "Water," I attempt to moan. A rough noise escapes my throat, but it isn't the sound I expected. It's been a long time since I was ...	19	114	16,078
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	I cried, and finally let go of his hand. This man, that I had never met before, had meant more to me than anyone else ever did. He was the last one. The last person left, other than me, and now I had no one. I sighed, and wiped the tears from my face. So what now? I never thought that it would end like this, and if I d...	3	114	16,079
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	Dear future me, Yea, you the one reading this I'm talking to you. Look, we've gotten sort of, stretched, in our old age so I don't know when you'll read this. Let me get back to the beginning. One day we found a genie, a being capable of granting all wishes. We were young and foolish, and we wished to be live forever...	7	114	16,080
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	I often think about that day, the day the genie granted my wish. It was a long time ago now, in another country as the saying goes. Well, that particular saying isn't around any more, but I keep it alive, along with a lot of other things. I talked the idea over with my friends, purely as a hypothetical, a few days aft...	3	114	16,081
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	When you live forever, time doesnt move the same way it used to. Days begin to feel like seconds, months like hours, years like days. Before I go to sleep, I watch the sun rise and fall 20 times. When he said I would live forever, I thought it came with invincibility too. I thought I could jump off a building, get bac...	1	114	16,082
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	[deleted]	3	114	16,083
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	I never asked for this. With the noose around my neck, trying to brace myself and find the courage to kick over the chair, the grinning face appears before me: "I grant you immortality." I was sure it was an hallucination, I kicked over the chair. I've kicked over a thousand chairs, put every gun I could find in my m...	1	114	16,084
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	"Where is that genie lamp?!" I yelled at myself, while panicky searching through the contents of my attic. Many years ago, a genie gave me the only wish I'd ever wanted. It was a wish I'm surprised isn't the first choice every time someone pondered meeting a genie. I wished that I would never die. What good is mone...	2	114	16,085
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	It was many eons ago. I was so young then, and I did not believe in magic. I'd been sitting in a bar with an unopened bottle of good wine, when the fire alarm went off. I'd grabbed the wine bottle and streamed out of the bar with the other customers. It turned out to be a bad fire; the whole building burned down, altho...	2	114	16,086
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	[deleted]	1	114	16,087
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	[deleted]	1	114	16,088
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	Immortality is over-rated, you'll get bored, you'll live alone. These are the weary sayings of nay-sayers saying whatever wearisome thing crosses their worrying minds. They are wrong of course See time heals all wounds and when you've unlimited amounts of it you can solve any problem no matter how large or small it ...	2	114	16,089
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	[deleted]	1	114	16,090
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	Seeds. Weeds. Harvest. Seeds. Weeds. Harvest. It had been five years since the world ended. Right up until the last person, I wouldn't have believed it could happen. People weren't as resilient as I believed they were, even with all that fancy technology. I turn the wheel, the mill starts grinding. I should ha...	11	114	16,091
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	He finds her laying there. In a congealed mass of all of the things he has lost over his years, and the one thing he thinks is why did he hadn’t expect this sooner. Their relationship had long since grown into something that used to would have been called unhealthy when there was other to determine these things. He ho...	3	114	16,092
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	It happened at last. I am the last human on earth everyone else has passed away. About time too. No longer will I have to watch all my friends get old and die. No longer will I have a relationship that can't last more than 10 years because one I tell the women my secret they decide they can't handle being with someon...	2	114	16,093
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	Killing him was such a sweet relief.... my hands didn't even tremble this time... finally I could be the man... no... the God I've always wanted to be... the lonely God... Just one last thing for me to do, one last piece of the puzzle for me to place... I tested my immortality many times, and many different ways, b...	2	114	16,094
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	I looked down at the grave of my love. True there were those who came before her, my longevity allowed me to love many, but I have learned that one can love again. I do not feel I have betrayed any of my lovers. Each of them received the fullest extent of my love for as long as they lived, well beyond their years ev...	2	114	16,095
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	The forests were silent that day. The trees stood there, like any other day, their branches moving gently across the waves of wind. The Man had always liked trees, but as time moved on, his love grew. The trees were bigger now. No longer was the course of nature changed by the stain that the humans called civilisation....	3	114	16,096
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	Ellen died today. I buried her next to the rest of them, on the estate, but I feel so at a loss with everything. She was my first love, I think... Maybe it was Beth actually... I wonder how she is now, probably doing something important like saving the world or something. I could never keep up with her. Especially now ...	3	114	16,097
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	Mary had amassed great wealth. It's an easy thing to do over time. Not as easy as amassing great debt, and it had taken her 300 years to understand interest. Foolish. She sat back and watched the world burn. Greedy people never think about the next generation, and they slowly killed the world. Millions of species, dead...	3	114	16,098
[WP] A genie granted you immortality many ages ago. The last human other than yourself has just died out. What do you do?	The threat of the Undead was real when I met Azra'el. I was a young man, scared of my own mortality. Azra'el gave me the opportunity to change all of that. To live into the ages, untouched by Death. My father had been taken by the Sickness, and my mother had fled to save herself. I was alone. With nowhere to go, ...	3	114	16,099

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