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[WP] A man has a terrifying dream in which he is being sawn in half. He wakes to find himself in the Indian Ocean, naked and clinging to a door; a hotel keycard is clenched in his teeth. Write what happens next. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18,000 |
[WP] A man has a terrifying dream in which he is being sawn in half. He wakes to find himself in the Indian Ocean, naked and clinging to a door; a hotel keycard is clenched in his teeth. Write what happens next. | The first thing you notice is the cold. The *freezing* cold. Not like that gray hell back home in Vermont, that miserable world you and Karen couldn't wait to escape -- this is a cold that's got you in a death grip, enveloping your whole body in a womb of ice. The next thing you notice is the burning pain in your side.... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 18,001 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | Oh, my mighty ox
You are a sight for sore eyes
Signed, a vulture | 11 | 0 | 17 | 18,002 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | The world is now grey
It should be vibrant and green
My home is no more | 2 | 0 | 17 | 18,003 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | I am hungry now,
What is that flying red dot?
I am still hungry... | 4 | 0 | 17 | 18,004 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | Rip, chew, and swallow.
Grass sure is tough to digest
Better chew again. | 3 | 0 | 17 | 18,005 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | Meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow. | 6 | 0 | 17 | 18,006 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | Eyes open, a yawn
Fresh new light streams into my cave
Spring has come once more | 2 | 0 | 17 | 18,007 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | Gliding through water
Snap quickly at agile prey
Oh shit it's a hook | 3 | 0 | 17 | 18,008 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | I sit, tail wagging
My master thinks I like him
Just feed me human | 6 | 0 | 17 | 18,009 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | Muscles clenching hard
Teeth ripping flesh, bones breaking
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! | 2 | 0 | 17 | 18,010 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | I wait in the cane
Man comes on two legs, blind, weak
I leap. Then I rend.
| 2 | 0 | 17 | 18,011 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | Sophistication
I see colors that you can't
Many fathoms down. | 2 | 0 | 17 | 18,012 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | Why did the human
put me in this lonely cage?
Please come back for me. | 2 | 0 | 17 | 18,013 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | four glass walls and I
fed and safe but still not well
I miss the river | 2 | 0 | 17 | 18,014 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | > wow such poetry
> much self-expressionism
> doge not understand | 5 | 0 | 17 | 18,015 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | One often forgets
Humans are animals, too.
\- A contemplation | 2 | 0 | 17 | 18,016 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | My master rapes me.
Strips me of child by force.
My next stop? Your plate. | 2 | 0 | 17 | 18,017 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | Moo. Moo moo. Moo moo.
Mooooo. Moo. Moo. *Crunch*. MOOO! *slash* *crunch*
Drip. Drip. SCHWINNNNNNGGGG. *cut* *slap* | 1 | 0 | 17 | 18,018 |
[CW] Write a haiku from the perspective of an animal. | Cats are hard to catch
But chasing them is such fun
I'm not great at this. | 1 | 0 | 17 | 18,019 |
[OT] [Meta] Don't make my mistake, don't write your stories in the browser. | [deleted] | 15 | 0 | 67 | 18,020 |
[OT] [Meta] Don't make my mistake, don't write your stories in the browser. | Also be careful if you use CTRL+T to open a new tab, since CTRL+R is *right fucking there* and you'll accidentally refresh the tab you're in if your finger slips or you're not paying attention. I once rewrote a story about a guy streaking during the Winter Olympics three times because I'm an idiot. | 11 | 0 | 67 | 18,021 |
[OT] [Meta] Don't make my mistake, don't write your stories in the browser. | Oh, man sorry to hear that, I can relate to how frustrating that is. Have you considered writing in something like GoogleDocs then copying over? | 8 | 0 | 67 | 18,022 |
[OT] [Meta] Don't make my mistake, don't write your stories in the browser. | Use Chrome, you can recover your last ten closed tabs. | 4 | 0 | 67 | 18,023 |
[OT] [Meta] Don't make my mistake, don't write your stories in the browser. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 67 | 18,024 |
[OT] [Meta] Don't make my mistake, don't write your stories in the browser. | I once wrote a story on a community wiki, when the owner of the server stopped paying for it. I'm sticking to Dropbox. | 4 | 0 | 67 | 18,025 |
[OT] [Meta] Don't make my mistake, don't write your stories in the browser. | If anyone is interested in a word processor without dealing with the bloat and large download size of libre office, I recommend Abiword:
http://www.abisource.com/download/
Its an open source project that's been going on for at least a decade. The software is simple and easy to use. Windows, OSX, Linux, multilanguage,... | 4 | 0 | 67 | 18,026 |
[OT] [Meta] Don't make my mistake, don't write your stories in the browser. | I regularly just Ctrl+copy things. | 1 | 0 | 67 | 18,027 |
[OT] [Meta] Don't make my mistake, don't write your stories in the browser. | My laptop crashes whenever it is even slightly bumped (oh, and it occasionally corrupts files that are being saved when it happens) leading to great frustration. | 1 | 0 | 67 | 18,028 |
[OT] [Meta] Don't make my mistake, don't write your stories in the browser. | If you must write it in the browser, use Google's word processor. It autosaves for you. When I need to make long posts anywhere, I do it in that first just in case. | 1 | 0 | 67 | 18,029 |
[WP] Write about a person who planted a small tree in their childhood, lived their life taking care of it, and is now choosing to be buried beneath it - from the tree's perspective. | Hello, old friend. It’s been a few sunrises since you last sat in my shade. I am glad to see you one more time, but sad to see you so. You look so serene, but so frail. Where have gone those strong arms that I remember? Where is that spark in your eye? Mother, but I miss it so. When you looked at your woman, when you l... | 75 | 0 | 81 | 18,030 |
[WP] Write about a person who planted a small tree in their childhood, lived their life taking care of it, and is now choosing to be buried beneath it - from the tree's perspective. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 81 | 18,031 |
[WP] Write about a person who planted a small tree in their childhood, lived their life taking care of it, and is now choosing to be buried beneath it - from the tree's perspective. | [deleted] | -3 | 0 | 81 | 18,032 |
[WP] Write about a person who planted a small tree in their childhood, lived their life taking care of it, and is now choosing to be buried beneath it - from the tree's perspective. | [deleted] | -2 | 0 | 81 | 18,033 |
[WP] Write about a person who planted a small tree in their childhood, lived their life taking care of it, and is now choosing to be buried beneath it - from the tree's perspective. | The wind whispers through my branches, tickling and gently tugging off the leaves. They fall crumpled onto your crumpled form in its coffin. I am sad you had to die. I remember when you first brought me here, dropping me softly into my little hole. Do you remember? Your hands were too small and your mother had to help ... | 9 | 0 | 81 | 18,034 |
[WP] Write about a person who planted a small tree in their childhood, lived their life taking care of it, and is now choosing to be buried beneath it - from the tree's perspective. | Human you have returned. Why are you so weak now, so feeble. Those monkey genes of yours do not age well. Maybe next life you can come back strong, as I am. This plan of yours to forever sleep entwined in my roots is intriguing. I do not need the nutrients your body provides because I am strong. However, I can s... | 7 | 0 | 81 | 18,035 |
[WP] Write about a person who planted a small tree in their childhood, lived their life taking care of it, and is now choosing to be buried beneath it - from the tree's perspective. | I looked at him with weary eyes, he was so old now.
"I'm sorry" I cried "I don't have anything left to give"
He smiled faintly and placed his head against my stump.
"That's okay, I just need a place to rest" | 14 | 0 | 81 | 18,036 |
[WP] Write about a person who planted a small tree in their childhood, lived their life taking care of it, and is now choosing to be buried beneath it - from the tree's perspective. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 81 | 18,037 |
[WP] Write about a person who planted a small tree in their childhood, lived their life taking care of it, and is now choosing to be buried beneath it - from the tree's perspective. | 68th leaf shedding, 24 thousand cycles of warm from above. Air salty, more than usual. Feel foxes feet, on dry leaves, several branches away.
Roots dry. 8 cycles since last drink. Chill wind.
There group of feet on ground nearing, foxes scatter. Is Father? No, voices different. Hushed, they dig near me. B... | 11 | 0 | 81 | 18,038 |
[WP] Write about a person who planted a small tree in their childhood, lived their life taking care of it, and is now choosing to be buried beneath it - from the tree's perspective. | It seems like such a short time ago since I came here. Though watching you, it feels a little longer. You could hardly have called me a sapling when you brought me to your yard from the store. Two branches thinner than fingers, and a couple of leaves to boot. Yet from that very first day, you watered and cared for me l... | 4 | 0 | 81 | 18,039 |
[WP] Write about a person who planted a small tree in their childhood, lived their life taking care of it, and is now choosing to be buried beneath it - from the tree's perspective. | I love how almost every tree in this thread reads like a LoTR Ent in my mind | 1 | 0 | 81 | 18,040 |
[WP] Being a shapeshifter in the military has its pros and cons. | Fear was the most powerful weapon that his country's military possessed.
Invasions simply were not financially feasible any anymore. Imagine if the Galactic Fleet had to be launched every time some rogue corner of a distant planet in the empire decided they wanted to make their own flag. The coffers of the Treasury wo... | 31 | 0 | 58 | 18,041 |
[WP] Being a shapeshifter in the military has its pros and cons. | -045
It was still Earth. It looked nothing like it, but it was still Earth. Jack shoulder his *Pea Popper*, the device that served the soldiers presently as the weapon of choice. It didn't shoot bullets. It simply determined range and opened minature black holes inside peoples bodies. He freaking hated the future. Som... | 23 | 0 | 58 | 18,042 |
[WP] Being a shapeshifter in the military has its pros and cons. | There was a little know book published with a shifter lead character...I'll try and track the name down.
The lead character was a BBS admin / stealth-poster (to raise the bbs activity.)
Set in a Gibson-esk world if I remember it right.
| 1 | 0 | 58 | 18,043 |
[WP] Being a shapeshifter in the military has its pros and cons. | I slunk back to my unit's basecamp a little before dawn, my paws leaving prints akin to a panther combined with a velociraptor. I padded alongside a small stream to the hollow spot where I'd undressed before I changed. A quick splash into the stream cleaned off the worst of the blood, but that made the change back--the... | 4 | 0 | 58 | 18,044 |
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[WP] I gotta testify, come up in the spot lookin extra fly | “So, Kanye’s not answered his phone for three days.” Kim remarked indignantly to the cameraman in the passenger’s seat. “He missed Khloe’s birthday party so I’m on my way to his place and he better have a good reason.”
As her Ferrari 458 rolled into the driveway of Kanye West’s Bel Air mansion, Kim glanced inquisitive... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 18,046 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | A regiment of Death Korps of Krieg go on the offensive. Their foes are the Tau. | 3 | 0 | 18 | 18,047 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | Detail an Ultramarine's thoughts as he witnesses the steady decline and corruption of his fellow battle brother, whom which he had known since their years as initiates. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 18,048 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | I once wrote a short story about a Dark Angel's first command after being ordained a Chaplain. It was declined by Black Library. See if you can do better. | 0 | 0 | 18 | 18,049 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | The last loyal Astartes of a chapter gone rogue make himself ready to fight his once brothers, They try to convince him to go against the Imperium. | 4 | 0 | 18 | 18,050 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | An Imperial Guardsman asks an Eldar why they spared his life. | 2 | 0 | 18 | 18,051 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | A PDF sergeant marshaling the civilians of a hive city after the local Imperial Guard division turn traitor.
Reassuring and arming his followers before a valiant and futile last stand. Bonus points if you include the last stand. | 2 | 0 | 18 | 18,052 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | Imperial Guard vs. Tyranids in the middle of a populated city. | 7 | 0 | 18 | 18,053 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | A Tau Shas'ui warrior fighting agianst the Imperium watches as the Etheral overseeing their campaign is gunned down. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 18,054 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | A battle weary regiment of guardsmen is temporarily stationed on an Emperor-forsaken outback world for Emperor-knows-what reason. A lingering warp taint slowly corrupts the soldiers. Only the most faithful and the commissar withstand the taint, and have to fight impossible odds to survive. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 18,055 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | The final thoughts of a faithful Imperial citizen who gives his life for that of a corrupt governor. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 18,056 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | A Technopriest and a wounded Tao meet through accident. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 18,057 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 18 | 18,058 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | A Sister Hospitaller finds herself face to face with a greater daemon (not guard but... shut up, that's my prompt.)
Also I would too be so down to do a prompt, same regulations as you. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 18,059 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | WH40k units with toy story sentience chatting post match about the "general's" performance, tactics, and choices. | 5 | 0 | 18 | 18,060 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | An Imperial Task Force notices the Chaplain has gone insane.... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 18,061 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | A space battle between space marines and tyranids, tyranids are about to win. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 18,062 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? |
A Captain in charge of a squad of Ultramarines chases after a hated enemy, a sorcerer of the Thousand Sons, through a rift into the Warp.
They emerge outside of Jupiter's Orbit.
In 1974.
| 1 | 0 | 18 | 18,063 |
[PM] Any warhammer 40k Fans out there? | Darn, had a fairly interesting eldar prompt there but then I read the description.
How about this one: the thoughts/point of view of a guardsman as he screws up something on purpose to ensure that the enemy (preferably tau or eldar) is victorious. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 18,064 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Should I ask her or,
Maybe I should just stay home,
I'll just play alone... | 6 | 0 | 40 | 18,065 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,066 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Snow-crest city lights;
two shadows entwined as one,
arms twisted tree roots. | 6 | 0 | 40 | 18,067 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | House of Cards is on
Kevin Spacey is crazy
I am so lonely... | 20 | 0 | 40 | 18,068 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | We are hens clucking,
toasting to a single life.
Yay Galentine's day! | 11 | 0 | 40 | 18,069 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Single for a change!
Sweet I don't need to get gifts
Welp, porn it is then. | 6 | 0 | 40 | 18,070 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | My girl is pregnant,
Tonight will be pretty lame,
Skyrim and cheetos. | 25 | 0 | 40 | 18,071 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | No reservations
Don't think we will spend money
Underwear gaming | 4 | 0 | 40 | 18,072 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,073 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Fire in my gut
Can't think about going out
Such sick. Many pain | 6 | 0 | 40 | 18,074 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Snow hampers our plans
Maybe a curry takeout
Tonight with my love | 5 | 0 | 40 | 18,075 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | There's gin in the fridge
Also some tonic there too
Lonely and drunk now
Edit: Thanks to /u/mr_butter_fingers for pointing out that the first line was only 4 syllables. | 5 | 0 | 40 | 18,076 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | My good friend's birthday
Is more important to be
At then Valentine's | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,077 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | She wants to date me
But I don't know if I want that
Loneliness is safe | 20 | 0 | 40 | 18,078 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | The kids are in bed
We turn the lights down real low
Asleep before 10 | 6 | 0 | 40 | 18,079 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,080 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,081 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Dinner and dancing
It's a new start for us both
Please, don't screw this up | 15 | 0 | 40 | 18,082 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I need a long nap.
So we will order pizza
And play Star Wars games. | 3 | 0 | 40 | 18,083 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | sushi and netflix
chocolate will be on sale soon
maybe build a fort | 12 | 0 | 40 | 18,084 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Ok, lets do this!
Today, I'll find a partner!
Eh, maybe next year. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,085 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Watching Columbo
Drinking a lot of whiskey
This is every day
| 4 | 0 | 40 | 18,086 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Tonight is the night
Card, Chocolates and flowers
No sex, period. | 4 | 0 | 40 | 18,087 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Dinner with girlfriend
But with her parents as well
God, please kill me now. | 6 | 0 | 40 | 18,088 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I'm alone again,
But I don't think that's so bad.
I like it this way. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,089 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | All of my guy friends,
Alone in a dark building.
Does this make me gay?
Hey, cutie right there.
Want to come back to my place?
MLP is on!
Let's play some League, guys.
At least in that stupid game,
I have cute women.
I don't need condoms.
I mean, hands can't get pregnant.
They can't love, either.
I'll have just one... | 3 | 0 | 40 | 18,090 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Yay, I have someone!
She's beautiful and loving
But very far away.
:)
:( | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,091 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Child and wife are sick
Raspy coughs assault my ears
Please bathe in Lysol | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,092 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Slaving all damn day,
He comes home and takes a nap,
I burn lasagna. | 5 | 0 | 40 | 18,093 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 6 | 0 | 40 | 18,094 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | My guy lives quite far
I have the worst of both worlds
Takeout and Frozen | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,095 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Back from business trip,
Gonna make sweet love to her,
After the kids sleep.
Edit: line double spacing | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,096 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Cold, red Valentine
Together on Gravity
Not watching RomComs | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,097 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,098 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Girlfriend in Peru,
Chilli and an early night,
Possibly a wank. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,099 |
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