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[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | House of Cards is it
What else is there to do here
Oh right, masturbate | 11 | 0 | 40 | 18,100 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I am not pretty
So leave me alone today
Thank you and goodnight | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,101 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 5 | 0 | 40 | 18,102 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Chocolate candies,
A movie night just for two,
Instead we got sick. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,103 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,104 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,105 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I didn't ask her,
Probably should have asked her.
Yeah. Definitely. | 9 | 0 | 40 | 18,106 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | She smells amazing
She meets my lips, I ignite
Mary Jane is mine | 10 | 0 | 40 | 18,107 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | My girl is back home.
I'm at school way up north
I'll be missing her | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,108 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Working 'til midnight
the wedding is in six months
gotta save money | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,109 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | 月照らし
妻は仕事
我が子寝ず
While the moon shines bright
My wife will be at her job
My kids will not sleep | 3 | 0 | 40 | 18,110 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Fancy dinner plans
Shall be fun but tomorrow
Empty Bank Account | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,111 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Boyfriend's at work, but
There's a chocolate fountain
here at school: I'm good. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,112 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | My girl will be here.
She got me a DVD.
I got her a key. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,113 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | At a big crossroad
Contemplating our future.
May be our last night. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,114 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Grocery shopping
Gonna cook delicious steak
Must clean my kitchen
*So really, just like any other evening off.* | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,115 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Work at restaurant,
Will give women what they want,
And still not have sex. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,116 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | The lady's plane lands,
Tomorrow evening, til then,
Spacey and Sochi | 4 | 0 | 40 | 18,117 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,118 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Valentine's Day now,
lame. But tomorrow will have
discount chocolate. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,119 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | We are long distance
So I will give her a call
Then, drinking alone. | 7 | 0 | 40 | 18,120 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Ice cream and Xbox
The pinnacle of my night
And that's fine by me | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,121 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Please come home to me
I know it's not my weekend
I just want cuddles. | 4 | 0 | 40 | 18,122 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | "Ever single year"
As a bartender,
I wish for no girls crying
in appletinis. | 0 | 0 | 40 | 18,123 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,124 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | There's two kinds of pain
Kevin Spacey is brutal
House of Cards is back.
| 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,125 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Consumerism
Not for us. Sales tomorrow.
House of Cards tonight. | 4 | 0 | 40 | 18,126 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Tonight I'm alone
But tim Gunn is my buddy
Bitch, I make it work | 3 | 0 | 40 | 18,127 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,128 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Steam chat with my friends
Watch dead guards turn to dust now
Dishonored and Hearth | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,129 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | annoyed with myself -
I said flowers were cliche,
and now I am sad.
| 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,130 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Ordering some food
Watching the New House of Cards
Hopefully Hook up | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,131 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Working retail blows,
Watching happy couples buy,
Chocolate and wine | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,132 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | High school basketball.
Report winner and loser.
Then I'll drink alone. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,133 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | rom-coms and whiskey
adult sleep over party
there will be pizza | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,134 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Ten thousand people
Playing Pokémon at once
Massive clusterfuck
(Someone on Twitch.tv wrote a script to read button input commands from the chat and plug it into an emulator. It's gonna be a good weekend) | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,135 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Chocolate and Wine
Battlestar Galatica
100 % Bliss. | 3 | 0 | 40 | 18,136 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I don't have a date
It's really not a big deal
I'm only sixteen! | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,137 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I am still at work
Work and work and work and work
This is all I do | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,138 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | We have a new tradition
Here's to wine and lonlyness
Still I drink alone. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,139 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Chuck and Truman Show
Thank the sweet Lord for Netflix
Lots of candy too | 3 | 0 | 40 | 18,140 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Last weekend was fun
Today is a busy day
Thank the lord for Skype | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,141 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Tonight we will kiss
Tomorrow we will pack bags
She leaves via jet at noon
| 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,142 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Girl I like likes me
I found out Monday, alas
She is out of town | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,143 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,144 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | * She calls to me from her bed...
* Her body is ready for me, mine for her...
* Buffering, shit. | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,145 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Only been three days.
Coming to my show tonight.
Should get her something. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,146 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I want to date her,
She is my friend's ex GF,
I am a good friend.
| 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,147 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,148 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Some dinner and drinks
My local establishment
Are you here alone? | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,149 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Very lonely, sad
However, I am happy
On now: Breaking Bad
| 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,150 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Some geocaching
House of Cards, cook together
Oooh, flogger and cuffs!
| 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,151 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Tonight is Dragons!
Tomorrow is for a date;
My woman loves me. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,152 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | This year I am free
To flirt with any and all
But first I drink shots | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,153 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Sitting all alone,
All of the links are purple
WTF Aussies? | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,154 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | This day sucks, not bitter
But the chocolate on sale?
Kind of worth it, though. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,155 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I have a boyfriend,
but don't like valentine's day,
ordering pizza. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,156 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I'm working today,
Long distance relationship,
I love my Gameboy. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,157 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I am working late
My wife is waiting at home
I wish work would end. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,158 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Too anxious to talk
to the one guy that I like
Well, shit. That's my life.
.
.
Edit: I forgot
To do the line breaks so that
It is a haiku | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,159 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Quiet, cold and snow
Dinner plans undecided
We are together
_____________________
Sometimes we just don't know
How we could have missed this love
For ten long years
| 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,160 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Uncle has cancer
So she's at the hospital
Nine hours away | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,161 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | melancholy fap
cuddles with mister blankie
and death's sweet embrace | 2 | 0 | 40 | 18,162 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Me and her alone
Together but separate
The rest of our lives | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,163 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I do love myself
But my true love is always
cinnamon pancakes | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,164 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,165 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | With my gay buddy,
streaming a show: Ender's Game.
Suck it, O. C. Card. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,166 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | A very good friend
Three bottles of cheap-ass wine
Chicken and cheesecake | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,167 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,168 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | My tender heart waits
Afraid but excited too
Heartbreak to first date | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,169 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Coffee at diner.
One samurai sudoku;
two? My solitude. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,170 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | You aren't here with me.
Dammit admission weekends.
Come back and cuddle. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,171 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Board games and tv.
Running off of little sleep,
Dropping the Meeples. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,172 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Not too romantic--
Pizza Hut lunch, we both worked--
But she still loves me. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,173 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | My dealer is late
All I do is masturbate
Oh this life I hate | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,174 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,175 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | The kiddo is sick
Fever, coughing and puking
No lovin' for me | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,176 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,177 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,178 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | Exams nearly done
Out drinking with friends, at last
I miss my girlfriend | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,179 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | This Valentine's Day,
I refuse to wallow in
my own self-pity. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,180 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I should have asked him
He might have gone to the dance
But I was too shy. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,181 |
[FF] A haiku describing how you will be celebrating Valentine's Day this evening, or lack thereof. | I took my girlfriend
To an outdoor live funk show.
Then funked her brains out. | 1 | 0 | 40 | 18,182 |
[WP] - Last stand of a space cruiser/battleship/destroyer against overwhelming odds | The fight had begun hours ago, when we were a full battlegroup rather than a single lightly damaged battlecruiser, and a crippled frigate. Tensions had been rising between the Confederation and the Union, and we had been on exercises near the border, though still in Confed territory. It had been meant as a show of pr... | 6 | 0 | 27 | 18,183 |
[WP] - Last stand of a space cruiser/battleship/destroyer against overwhelming odds | Do you remember where you were when it came?
I was in my office when I heard the noise. A terrible screeching followed by a wave that shattered glass and shook every building in the city. All across the city people heard the noise far above their heads, and thus their curious minds compelled them to look for the sourc... | 16 | 0 | 27 | 18,184 |
[WP] - Last stand of a space cruiser/battleship/destroyer against overwhelming odds | The mission of the SDF-1 New Yorker super-class submarine is a disaster. All attempts at neutralizing the “worm hole” have met with resistance from the creatures emerging from the Hole. Our theories of their intelligence are incorrect. The creatures communicate, organize, and counter our attacks using their superior si... | 5 | 0 | 27 | 18,185 |
[WP] - Last stand of a space cruiser/battleship/destroyer against overwhelming odds | [deleted] | 5 | 0 | 27 | 18,186 |
[WP] - Last stand of a space cruiser/battleship/destroyer against overwhelming odds | "FLEETCOM, this is the UNSC Terranova! We are outnumbered by Covenant forces 10-1! Do you read?" The crewman was displeased, but not surprised to be returned with static. Their COMS were fucked beyond repair. He couldn't help, but try again. "FLEETCOM, do you copy!?"
"Save it Gary. They're not going to hear us," Capta... | 2 | 0 | 27 | 18,187 |
[WP] - Last stand of a space cruiser/battleship/destroyer against overwhelming odds | The Captain of the Colonial Navy Vessel *Constellation* leaned against the bulkhead at his back. His shoulder resting on nearby staff terminal. A glass of what used to hold scotch was clutched in his hand. The large observation window in front of him painted an eerie picture in front of him. The burning carcasses of hi... | 2 | 0 | 27 | 18,188 |
[WP] A 57 Chevy Bel Air rests beside a creek in a forest. Nothing has been removed from the car and the doors are still shut. It looks like it has been there for at least twenty years. How did it get there? | Was driven there... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 18,189 |
[WP] - As you die you hear "Death is only the beginning...." | He'd been this way for months. The hospitals could only do so much. The drugs had ravaged his body to a mere shadow of its old self. Was it really worth it for these few extra months of being fed through a tube and talked to like a child. Death would be better. No, death had to be better.
It was happening soon no... | 10 | 0 | 15 | 18,190 |
[WP] - As you die you hear "Death is only the beginning...." | All Amelia could see was darkness. The beautiful plush pillow, the extremely comfortable one she had chosen with new husband Henry only months before, her favorite one, was being pushed against her face violently, blocking her airways. She mmph'd and groaned, hoping someone would come to her aid.
"Shh, shh, shh, shh,"... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 18,191 |
[WP] - As you die you hear "Death is only the beginning...." | "Death is only the beginning."
I hadn't heard her voice since she killed herself three years ago. She was 16, and I was 18. Dad found her in her room, with a scarf around her neck. He screamed and cried, then Mom screamed and cried. I was too fucked up to feel anything. She was buried a week later. I left the ... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 18,192 |
[WP] - As you die you hear "Death is only the beginning...." | I had come so far. I had seen so many others fail before me that I thought it impossible, but I had proved them wrong so far. I remember waking up in that cell. Imprisoned for something I had no control over. I had never done anything wrong in my life but fear caused them to shun me, perhaps for good reason, for I... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 18,193 |
[WP] The last man on Earth hides away from his hunters. | He could hear them coming, and it made his heart beat faster with every footstep. Ducking out of the way of low hanging branches and leaping over the brush as he barreled through the forest, he hazard a glance behind him. The sound of their hunting cry chilled him to the bone, so he doubled his efforts.
Around a large... | 14 | 0 | 73 | 18,194 |
[WP] The last man on Earth hides away from his hunters. | Lenny zipped up his thermo suit and pulled on his dark goggles. He lied down motionless next to a bush and made sure to breath down towards the ground. He felt the cold ground and began to shiver.
His earpiece came alive with a click. "Uh, Lenny they're really nearby. Just lie still."
"Its fucking cold."
"I know bu... | 99 | 0 | 73 | 18,195 |
[WP] The last man on Earth hides away from his hunters. | I can see a Swarm coming. The landscape here is flat - maybe it's flat everywhere. And it's big, too big to run. I am lying as flat as I can to avoid detection as long as possible. All my tech is gone.
I think I may be the last but how can I be sure? Know then, reader, that I am Majanna of House Mnemasm. I dictate thi... | 3 | 0 | 73 | 18,196 |
[WP] The last man on Earth hides away from his hunters. | The Runner is a man to whom a breath
means more than breathing; he survives at costs
the dead refuse to pay. The air he draws
is empty, and the tremor in his heart
betrays him to the hunger of the Geese.
All true men stood and fought against the squall
of honking birds; the true men fought and died
beneath thei... | 5 | 0 | 73 | 18,197 |
[WP] The last man on Earth hides away from his hunters. | As dawn fell over what used to be Boston, I watched the Wheel rise over the eastern horizon. As always, it followed Luna in its path by exactly 4 hours, in the same way as the Spike preceded it by four. I sat down in the high grass next to the road to watch the ascend, to marvel at the sheer size of earth's two new sat... | 5 | 0 | 73 | 18,198 |
[WP] The last man on Earth hides away from his hunters. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 73 | 18,199 |
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