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[WP] There's a crisis of some sort (mass shooting, terrorist attack, etc.) at Disneyworld. A Disney Princess leads a group of children to safety, remaining in character so they won't be frightened.	"No! I can't let you do this!" She threw herself as Gaston and clutched at the mirror he held triumphantly above his head. It was a cheap little thing and she could see bits of silver paint beginning to flake from its plastic handle, but it did the job. He would grab her now, and she would spin around as if he had ...	11	402	2,000
[WP] There's a crisis of some sort (mass shooting, terrorist attack, etc.) at Disneyworld. A Disney Princess leads a group of children to safety, remaining in character so they won't be frightened.	This takes place in an alternative timeline, when an extinct Epcot attraction, surprisingly, remained open. The plot line also originates from a speculative novel I might write, but have no guts left to show to the world. : : : It happened so quickly. The Wonders of Life pavilion was in flames, the fire and smoke r...	2	402	2,001
[WP] There's a crisis of some sort (mass shooting, terrorist attack, etc.) at Disneyworld. A Disney Princess leads a group of children to safety, remaining in character so they won't be frightened.	[deleted]	0	402	2,002
[WP] It is discovered that there is another afterlife beyond Heaven, and God is just another creation of another higher being. Write this discovery from God's POV	My society has gone to Hell. As the light, the ever-present light from above, began to dim, and questions, long forgotten questions about fate and meaning and destiny began to rise up once again through the clouds, I began to worry. Worry is something I am somewhat unfamiliar with. In concept, of course, I fully under...	2	4	2,003
[WP] It is discovered that there is another afterlife beyond Heaven, and God is just another creation of another higher being. Write this discovery from God's POV	My boss is an asshole. He really is. One day, he's like, "hey man, let's make like a universe or something!" Me, thinking this is a great idea, decide to go along with it. Of course, he makes ME do all this shit, and now he wants me to do it in seven days! Not only that, but he's giving me ONE DAY OFF. Fast-forward ...	2	4	2,004
[WP] Your drunk and sober personalities have a conversation.	D is for Drunk, S is for Sober. D: Fuck this man, I'm seeing the world! I'm leaving this place! I'm gonna live! S : Jim, shut the fuck up. This is life, not an 80's teen drama. D: Maaaaan, but everything is beginning to look UP man! S: that's because you're drunk. D: PFFFFFFFFFFT! vomits on floor. Ergh, that was...	6	17	2,005
[WP] Your drunk and sober personalities have a conversation.	The bar was never empty, its one occupant a permanent fixture at her usual spot on the far end of the counter, a pen, pad, and bottomless glass of whiskey before her. The pen flew furiously across the paper, the occasional word scratched out due to a misspelling or it just not sounding right in her head. A sip of whisk...	6	17	2,006
[WP] Your drunk and sober personalities have a conversation.	Comment to save this thread for later, heading to the gym! No you're not bro, you're gonna text your ex, and head out to a bar with the boys, don't kid yourself. What? No, I don't need to talk to her, she made her choices, and my resolution was to be a healthier person. I don't have any intention of drinking tonigh...	12	17	2,007
[WP] Your drunk and sober personalities have a conversation.	"Hey man..." "Shut up." "Yo, I bet..." "Shut the fuck up right now." "You're an asshole, man." "Not nearly as much of one as you, now shut the fuck up." "We never hang out, we should go..." "Listen, I'm certain whatever you're going to say will only validate the reasons why we don't 'hang out' anymore. I'm not ...	1	17	2,008
[WP] Your drunk and sober personalities have a conversation.	Sober. I might not get in. I’m about to lose my shit. It will take forever to go get my ID if it is back at the house. But, I really think he has it. He has it. Our names are on the list. The door man makes a joke about how he should give me his coat and I tell him that I didn’t want to lose mine. Its not too crowde...	1	17	2,009
[WP] Your drunk and sober personalities have a conversation.	This is place is great! Everyone is great. Man, I should have another Guinness. I wonder if that guy who was talking to me earlier was hitting on me… No, probably not. Then why bother to talk to me? You were there. He was making conversation. *Why would he ask me to come out to have a smoke if he wasn’t int...	1	17	2,010
[WP] A person dies, only to wake up and realize their life was a virtual reality simulation.	I woke up in a bed. It wasn't mine. My bed was softer than this, with pillows and blankets that actually served their purpose. I heard machines beeping, heard dulled footsteps, smelled disinfectants. I must've been in a hospital bed. As I lay there, I heard an unfamiliar voice. "He's in somewhat stable condition, for ...	6	8	2,011
[WP] A person dies, only to wake up and realize their life was a virtual reality simulation.	I entered the room, bound hands behind my back. My eyes fixed onto the rope prepared for me. I tried to stammer- my mouth was too dry. The hood came quickly followed by the rope. Weren't they going to ask me for my last wo--! Weightlessness. A sudden jerk. Pain! Then, nothing... "All done, Jason?" ...What t...	3	8	2,012
[WP] A person dies, only to wake up and realize their life was a virtual reality simulation.	[deleted]	1	8	2,013
[WP] A person dies, only to wake up and realize their life was a virtual reality simulation.	A little late, but here goes nothing. This is my first work, so please give me some constructive criticism. I look down. I can't feel it anymore. The pain is gone, but the blood is still fresh. The bite is there. I feel myself slowly slipping. Hand on my gash, I feel the blood. I feel my skin. I know this is the last ...	2	8	2,014
[WP] A person dies, only to wake up and realize their life was a virtual reality simulation.	"Gheh, follow me now, bitch!" He jumped. He thought it would be like it always would, jumping of of towers, blindly, without a doubt in the world. Every time he would take this leap. A leap of faith, some might say. Every time he jumped, there was this amazing feeling of weightlessness, the ability to fly, like an eag...	1	8	2,015
[WP] The last true adherent of a dying religion stands and defends the temple to his god from those who would tear it down	Note: First one, hope it's okay that I didn't use a literal temple. She had died three days ago. The last member of the congregation. Remaining long after the others, she determinedly attend the sermons given by the lone high priest years after the Great Desecration. It had been different when she was younger. In he...	4	10	2,016
[WP] The last true adherent of a dying religion stands and defends the temple to his god from those who would tear it down	001 ‘He’s coming for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and even you! He’s coming for all of us, yet you are blind to the light. You whores who live in darkness surrounded by fake idols, you lustful men, you will never see the light.’ He was the last of a dying breed. His ancestors had established the...	3	10	2,017
[WP] The last true adherent of a dying religion stands and defends the temple to his god from those who would tear it down	Shadows covered most of the large pavilion, but the lone figure standing in front of the ancient building was bathed in bright sunlight. The facade of the building was old, cracked stone, with moss in the seams and a large crack running across. The man squinted against the light. They had come, of course; the matter h...	2	10	2,018
You wake up in a world where alcohol is only used as a controlled and prescribed drug in pill form. You know how to brew alcoholic drinks.	I remember the night sky, lit up as if it were 3 in the afternoon. The great ball of light flew directly above Haywood, shifting seamlessly from bright yellow, to orange, to red, then nothing. The sky was dark again. I had just lost my wife. She couldn't handle it anymore, took the kid and left. I didn't blame her eith...	4	7	2,019
In a world of immortal beings, someone dies. How was their life before and how is it after this event?	The last surviving Hominid, the Homo Sapiens, had managed to make drastic advances in the several thousand years since the likes of holy wars and monarchies. Incredible medical advances had resulted in four hundred years since the last recorded human death. The average life span was now comparable to early biblical fi...	3	11	2,020
In a world of immortal beings, someone dies. How was their life before and how is it after this event?	We've always been here, in our City in the Mountains. There are half a million of us. There are other cities around our world, sure - like the City by the Sea and the City under the Trees - but we don't travel much. Population control keeps a strict half million in each city. Everyone's got their place. Everyone's got ...	3	11	2,021
In a world of immortal beings, someone dies. How was their life before and how is it after this event?	I'm trying something a little different, so my apologies if it fails. Any feedback appreciated. --------------------------------------------------------- His body had grown cold on the table. At the touch of the stiffening skin, Burnwine recoiled, his face twisting into shock and disgust before panic crept in. “He...	2	11	2,022
In a world of immortal beings, someone dies. How was their life before and how is it after this event?	001 1st January 2014 "What's wrong with him?" She asked, hitting him, trying anything to get the young man to wake up. "I don't know." I said simply. "I've never seen anything like this." Well, that wasn't entirely true, I HAD seen something like it once. But that was millennium ago, when the world was young and so ...	2	11	2,023
[WP] The main character is texted a writing prompt and he must base a story on this prompt every day, he's not sure who sends it but he's writing his own destiny. If he stops writing... he'll die.	"Ok. So, we found you on the roof of the library. In your possession was one iPhone, with a wiped memory, the clothes you are still in, a wallet with $45.15 in it, your drivers license, a map of the surrounding area, and one Barrett XM500 .50 sniper rifle, with an almost full magazine. One round had been fired, and alt...	3	15	2,024
[EU] Twist an existing story so it turns out that the hero we all rooted for was actually the villain	Like Scott Shelby in Heavy Rain?	-1	7	2,025
[EU] Twist an existing story so it turns out that the hero we all rooted for was actually the villain	"For the greater good", he always said. He had plans, great plans that would change the world. Twice already he had been thwarted by cunning men filled with bloodlust. People without abilities shouldn't die because of what they can't do. They can be useful, as there's a place for everyone. Humans are smarter than cattl...	5	7	2,026
[EU] Twist an existing story so it turns out that the hero we all rooted for was actually the villain	"Did I make myself clear?" he asked, flinging the blood-stained belt aside. After several tries, the battered girl lying on the floor raised her head and nodded yes. "SAY IT!" "Yes, Mario," she sputtered through broken teeth. "Good. If I ever see you talk to that turtle again, it'll be the end of both of you." "Ye...	3	7	2,027
[EU] Twist an existing story so it turns out that the hero we all rooted for was actually the villain	He'd fooled them all, bedded their Princess, supplanted their ruler and ousted his advisors, and grown wealthy beyond imagination. For a street rat who'd started with nothing, he thought it'd been surprisingly easy. Albeit, thanks to a little good fortune. Soon, his new wife's father would suffer a "tragedy"; maybe a ...	2	7	2,028
[EU] Twist an existing story so it turns out that the hero we all rooted for was actually the villain	The young man watched the old man dispatch his mentor for him. He watched the old man die for him. Luke smiled as he carried the body into the Imperial shuttle. Now to find another, so the rule of two can be satisfied.	1	7	2,029
[WP] A functioning alcoholic comes to terms with his disease, it's too late.	Alcoholic is a label used to describe failures who have nothing greater to define themselves by. Well, I think that might be a little harsh Jack. Besides, you are a diagnosed alcoholic yourself. I could call myself an alcoholic, sure. But I could also call myself successful businessman, proud father of two grown...	2	11	2,030
[WP] A functioning alcoholic comes to terms with his disease, it's too late.	The darkness consumes me. Behind drawn floral curtains I lay in bed restless and lost in perpetual thought. At the beginning, he sat on his high horse, cloaked in a sterile white coat and told me, “You’re depressed because you have had too much to drink, night after night,” and added, “Try to drink more water, maybe e...	2	11	2,031
[WP] A person who, for the first time in their life, misses a shot of some sort.	His name was Irving Beltram, I should say is but despite him living through the ordeal, the Irving Beltram that was born and raised in Southern Oklahoma is no longer the same man. He came from a wealthy family, an heir to a great oil fortune. Normal enough as a child as far as appearances and attitude go. He was from g...	2	8	2,032
[WP] A person who, for the first time in their life, misses a shot of some sort.	Dan and I were still two days out when the first alarm sounded. We’ll be back in plenty of time, he had assured me, dismissing the worried look on my face. You won’t miss it, I promise. That was one thing Dan had an exceptional talent for: making promises. Following through, however, was clearly not his strong ...	2	8	2,033
[WP] A person who, for the first time in their life, misses a shot of some sort.	I took a breath and peered down the scope. Four hundred meters away the Russian soldier was slowly walking past the gate. I gripped the m40 a2 hard enough that my knuckels turned white. My unit was ordered to retrieve any intel we could from the Russian military compound in the Ural mountains regarding Russia's plans t...	3	8	2,034
[WP] A person who, for the first time in their life, misses a shot of some sort.	I shot the ball, it was perfect, I even heard it swish when it splashed into the net. But that was already the past, and I was down the court, miles ahead, savoring my latest moment of success, listening to the cheers. Only... It's silent. They're not on their feet. Turning around, looking for the flashing lights, for...	3	8	2,035
[WP] A person who, for the first time in their life, misses a shot of some sort.	After years of research, IP tracking and Visual Basic Mainframe programming I finally found him. Just as I presumed, a now 17 year old basement dweller, still living with his mom. Ignorant about what is going to happen to him in a few seconds. As I looked through the scope of my sniper rifle, I thought about the clever...	2	8	2,036
[WP] A man is about to propose to his SO. In the conversation leading up to it They say something that causes him to realize that they are not the one.	I was going to do it. I knew she would say yes, we had been together for so long. Longer than even I can remember. I picked the perfect spot for it too, underneath our favorite tree that stood in the middle of a meadow filled with flowers. We sat under that tree staring up at the clouds all the time, enjoying how peace...	15	11	2,037
[WP] A man is about to propose to his SO. In the conversation leading up to it They say something that causes him to realize that they are not the one.	[deleted]	3	11	2,038
[WP] A man is about to propose to his SO. In the conversation leading up to it They say something that causes him to realize that they are not the one.	The box felt like lead in my hand, I tried to hold the "play it cool" expression, but already my body was pearled with sweat. Luckily, Sybil did not seem to notice and was still smiling from my previous joke. "Where did you get such a sense of humor?" She said, "Keep this up and I'll get fired from this place for...	2	11	2,039
Believing WW1 would be the end of civilization, a small village cuts itself off from the outside world only to learn the truth almost 100 years later.	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4NFdLBnD0g&feature=youtube_gdata_player	2	18	2,040
Believing WW1 would be the end of civilization, a small village cuts itself off from the outside world only to learn the truth almost 100 years later.	Four generations, countless lives A genocide or three Have come to pass, but he survives— The ancient, age-old tree. Apocalypse, the village thinks He wishes to deny— They're safe, he knows, but then he blinks A hundred years go by. He yawns his ancient, age-old yawn He can't go back—redo— World W...	7	18	2,041
Believing WW1 would be the end of civilization, a small village cuts itself off from the outside world only to learn the truth almost 100 years later.	http://oswegowriter.blogspot.com/2014/01/a-village-called-defiance-001.html	2	18	2,042
[PM] Prompt Me so that I can start writing stories for the New Year's Resolution Challenge!	Mutiny! In a carpool.	3	4	2,043
[PM] Prompt Me so that I can start writing stories for the New Year's Resolution Challenge!	An incredibly stupid but blissfully ignorant King goes on an over-dramatic quest to find and defeat breakfast.	5	4	2,044
[PM] Prompt Me so that I can start writing stories for the New Year's Resolution Challenge!	A medieval king is shunned by his twin brother, this twin brother who was born retarded seemed to be cured and is now evil and impersonates his own brother. How would this king go on with his life? Who would believe him, will there be someone who will?	3	4	2,045
[PM] Prompt Me so that I can start writing stories for the New Year's Resolution Challenge!	You've bought a car and you begin to smell something strange coming from the trunk.	2	4	2,046
[PM] Prompt Me so that I can start writing stories for the New Year's Resolution Challenge!	A Priest finds out due to losing a bet he must now become roommates with Randel; the Incubui. Showcase him dealing with his roommates day to day shenanigans.	1	4	2,047
[IP] Redditor created an interesting image by accident that is very evocative	I sat there in front of my porch, looking at little kids playing out on the street. I placed a glass of wine next to me and smile as a spider threaded its web eagerly on the chair across me. I couldn't stop smiling from my adventures last week. The alarm wailed, I left my porch and looked up against the icy ceiling, l...	7	47	2,048
[IP] Redditor created an interesting image by accident that is very evocative	[deleted]	3	47	2,049
[IP] Redditor created an interesting image by accident that is very evocative	[deleted]	1	47	2,050
[IP] Redditor created an interesting image by accident that is very evocative	The humidity gave it away first. Usually these storms wrecked havoc on the unfortunately curly haired, and this was no different. Except it was. Alyssa found that her hair wasn't frizzing so much as painfully being lifted from her head. Chest heaving, she paused her run to redo her failing ponytail when the first rain...	1	47	2,051
[IP] Redditor created an interesting image by accident that is very evocative	[deleted]	1	47	2,052
[IP] Redditor created an interesting image by accident that is very evocative	It was the ships that came first. Blinking into existence above the skyline, massive things. Reflecting perfectly the strings of street lights below, the curving fish-eye array of building spires. The authorities freaked, of course. Helicopters, drones and guided probes got as close as they dared - some got absorbed...	2	47	2,053
[IP] Redditor created an interesting image by accident that is very evocative	A city, in the year 2100, lying in wait for the coming of a new world. The massive black hole vexes those who wait for the arrival of a new race; a new species. The two orbs that fly about at the black hole's base is the attempts of researchers to explain this phenomena. The city watches, live, as the information and ...	2	47	2,054
[IP] Redditor created an interesting image by accident that is very evocative	"Fucking happy new years" I shouted as I threw down my empty bottle of Jack Daniels. Another New Years has come and as usual, I am spending it alone. My family is dead, I don't have a job... or friends. The loneliness can be suffocating at times. But every New Years I can rest assured that i will be able to piss away m...	2	47	2,055
[IP] Redditor created an interesting image by accident that is very evocative	The night the sky split was a bad one. It had been two weeks since Jenny had decided she needed more space, one week since I had been fired, and three days since I was evicted. I had fulfilled my usual routine of World of Warcraft, internet surfing and not having sex or doing anything remotely useful with my life, and ...	2	47	2,056
[WP]- A fire-obsessed man finds that he has the power of pyrokenisis.	(((Note, I wrote this all in one go, and it was based on my own sort of interpretation of the constraints of these pyrokinetic powers.))) What he'd liked about it was the unpredictability. Oh, with the right knowledge you could tell for certain whether any given campfire would meekly peter out or spread into a brushf...	11	16	2,057
[WP]- A fire-obsessed man finds that he has the power of pyrokenisis.	He stared at the smoldering coals in the fire pit and smiled. He could make them burn even brighter. It was a simple as willing the fire to burn. He didn't even need to leave his seat from across the yard. Fire had always held a special place in the man's heart since he was a boy. When fire was controlled it was a be...	1	16	2,058
[WP]- A fire-obsessed man finds that he has the power of pyrokenisis.	-002 Resolution Prompt The orange slice of flame slithered upward from his finger like oily smoke; thick and intangible and deadly and beautiful and beautiful and beautiful. His eyes glowed orange with the reflection of his love. He reached out with his other hand and carressed her body. The slow sultry fla...	5	16	2,059
[WP]- A fire-obsessed man finds that he has the power of pyrokenisis.	His eyelids felt heavy as he stared at the small, controlled flame that rose and fell in his palm. Physically, the man was exhausted, but tonight his mind racing. He thought about when he was a kid. He always had a certain fascination with fire. When controlled, it was friendly and useful. When unconstrained, it was ...	3	16	2,060
[WP]- A fire-obsessed man finds that he has the power of pyrokenisis.	"Hey man, do you have a light?" The stranger interrupted. The question always annoyed Adam. It was always smokers who were in need of a lighter, though that made sense. The fact that he didn't even smoke and he always had a lighter always made him chuckle at moments like this, but not in a particularly good way. He g...	2	16	2,061
[WP]- A fire-obsessed man finds that he has the power of pyrokenisis.	-002 __ Fire was his favorite. He found beauty in the flames, flickering and dancing, hot to the touch. When other children would go out and play, he stayed back, and listened to the crackling of the logs. They shunned him, him and his love. They called him names, and would whisper when he wasn't around. He didn't ca...	1	16	2,062
[WP] The days leading up to Christmas from Santa's perspective, who is now contractually obligated to remain in his present position.	It was finally coming. The day he literally spent every other fucking waking moment preparing for. It always amazed him how long it took to first aggregate and try to predict what those damn needy little fucks wanted for Christmas, a process his superiors, those bastards up at the top of SantaCorp, had budgeted about t...	1	5	2,063
[WP] The days leading up to Christmas from Santa's perspective, who is now contractually obligated to remain in his present position.	T'was the night before Christmas, and Santa was unconscious. Mrs. Claus had given up on him years ago, changed her name and moved to New Hampshire. His elves gathered around him, kicking away his empty whiskey bottles. They shot each other looks of concern. He was already late, he should have gotten started two hours a...	1	5	2,064
[EU] A team of Imperial troops has been sent to investigate a Star Destroyer that has mysteriously stopped responding to hails two weeks ago, and is drifting powerless in space.	Note: For those who don't know this is the Star Wars universe.	3	13	2,065
[EU] A team of Imperial troops has been sent to investigate a Star Destroyer that has mysteriously stopped responding to hails two weeks ago, and is drifting powerless in space.	"Explain yourself." The Grand Moff stared me down. I could feel the ice of his eyes freezing me solid where I sat. At least it wasn't Vader - yet. "The Star Destroyer was silent, sir. Completely off the radar. Communication requests had gone unanswered for two weeks. I led a squadron, we docked in the hangar bay, fig...	13	13	2,066
[EU] A team of Imperial troops has been sent to investigate a Star Destroyer that has mysteriously stopped responding to hails two weeks ago, and is drifting powerless in space.	Want to say thanks for this prompt, I had no intention or desire to write today until I read this.	2	13	2,067
[PM] Let's try this again!	You go to extreme lengths to convince your paranoid neighbor that you're not a serial killer.	3	2	2,068
[PM] Let's try this again!	Apollo 11 tries to land on the Moon, but it fails : the Moon is a hologram.	3	2	2,069
[PM] Let's try this again!	Try to sell me the worst fridge you can imagine.	2	2	2,070
[WP] A man imagines the conversation between him and his deaf/mute 11 year old son while driving him home from school.	When Mike picked his son up that afternoon, he tired pull up close to where his son was waiting on the sidewalk, like always. But as soon as they made eye contact, Clay was up and jogging toward the car, face strained. Looking at his face now, at the first red light, Mike was still trying to figure out if Clay jogged t...	5	2	2,071
[WP] A man imagines the conversation between him and his deaf/mute 11 year old son while driving him home from school.	The long car ride home from Michael's school back to home was a quiet one, just simple silence. I was more used to driving his sister back home from school than Michael. But it was a slow day at work and I was ahead in my work anyways, so I was given the rest of the day off. It was by coincidence that Michael's school ...	2	2	2,072
[WP] In an act of vengeance, you commit identity theft on a friend. What is your day like, if you are intent on devastating their reputation along with their finances?	HOW DARE THAT BASTARD STEAL MY BECCA! He knew she was taken and still, he manipulated her, convinced her I was cheating, and stole her out from under me. He stole her and didn't even care that he did. Well, looks like I'm going to steal something from him, the lying piece of shit. I went over to his house. He thinks I...	3	5	2,073
[WP] A snowflake lands in a person's coffee in Norway that causes a chain of events, ending in North Korea launching nuclear missiles. What were the events?	I never believed in any butterfly effects or chaos theories before this, hell, thinking about it makes my head hurt. It's so stupid but yet for some reason it happened, nuclear war because of a snowflake. It all started in Oslo, a man had just bought his morning coffee and was fumbling with the lid when a single, tiny...	11	24	2,074
[WP] A snowflake lands in a person's coffee in Norway that causes a chain of events, ending in North Korea launching nuclear missiles. What were the events?	"Fredrik, come see!" the man in pajamas called out with great enthusiasm from the porch, laying down his cup of coffee and grinning at the large snowflakes swirling down patiently. "Great! Snow in Norway, who could believe it? Totally worth losing 20 ladder points" complained the teenager bitterly and returned to his ...	5	24	2,075
[WP] A snowflake lands in a person's coffee in Norway that causes a chain of events, ending in North Korea launching nuclear missiles. What were the events?	Normally, a snowflake in Norway does not nearly lead to a nuclear war. However, this particular snowflake fell into a coffee cup. Even this doesn't normally make national news, but this cup of coffee belonged to a man of very particular taste, Amund Christensen. When he awoke this morning and went to collect his mornin...	3	24	2,076
[WP] A snowflake lands in a person's coffee in Norway that causes a chain of events, ending in North Korea launching nuclear missiles. What were the events?	There was a Norwegian who drank her coffee When a snowflake dropped in there she spilled on her boobie- -birds flew away when she did yell And their droppings hit Englishmen who said "What the hell- -o my darlings? Shall we join this year's hunt?" But they forgot their darlings have filled up their cont- -ainers ...	3	24	2,077
[WP] A snowflake lands in a person's coffee in Norway that causes a chain of events, ending in North Korea launching nuclear missiles. What were the events?	Shit. It was a Monday, and as such it didn't take much to ruin a morning. Terry Saunders was supposed to be meeting his wife here in a few minutes, and now he was pissed. The snowflake that had bombed into his coffee hadn't stayed for long, melting into the deep brown liquid. Not much, but just enough to make it cold...	2	24	2,078
[WP] A snowflake lands in a person's coffee in Norway that causes a chain of events, ending in North Korea launching nuclear missiles. What were the events?	[deleted]	2	24	2,079
[WP] A snowflake lands in a person's coffee in Norway that causes a chain of events, ending in North Korea launching nuclear missiles. What were the events?	http://oswegowriter.blogspot.com/2014/01/a-snowflake-in-norway-002.html	2	24	2,080
[EU] The fate of whatever world of your choosing rests in the hands of Leonard Rockstein (AKA Dr. Rockso)	we'd all die because he's too coked out to help us	1	3	2,081
[WP] Your car has broken down in the middle of the night on an extremely isolated mountain road in Kentucky. An unknown creature is stalking you as you walk to town. Describe the encounter with the unknown creature. How do you survive the encounter?	My heart sank as the car stuttered to a halt. Behind me I could hear it screeching. Chances were I wasn't going to make it very far on foot, but I was damned if I was just going to sit here and pray. Fortune favors the bold, so I stumbled out of my car and plunged into the woods. Whatever it was it had been stalking m...	7	15	2,082
[WP] Your car has broken down in the middle of the night on an extremely isolated mountain road in Kentucky. An unknown creature is stalking you as you walk to town. Describe the encounter with the unknown creature. How do you survive the encounter?	Well shit. Fucking two tires are flat. I just bought a new set six months ago. Damn. Nothing to be done about it. I can't believe I took the scenic route. It'll be pretty, my dad says. Shame it's fucking one in the morning. Ah well, can't be helped. No signal either, so I can't just use my AAA card and get a tow. If I ...	3	15	2,083
[WP] Your car has broken down in the middle of the night on an extremely isolated mountain road in Kentucky. An unknown creature is stalking you as you walk to town. Describe the encounter with the unknown creature. How do you survive the encounter?	The old drunks were right. There was something that lived in these hills. I should have listened to them. They said it was dangerous to drive alone at night in this part of Kentucky, but I was determined to make it to Bowling Green as soon as possible. I knew I had taken the wrong turn out of Pikeville when the aspha...	6	15	2,084
[WP] Your car has broken down in the middle of the night on an extremely isolated mountain road in Kentucky. An unknown creature is stalking you as you walk to town. Describe the encounter with the unknown creature. How do you survive the encounter?	It was a beautiful night out. Perfect 70 degree weather, full moon blazing in the sky like some kind of renegade star. I was driving through a more rural area, on my way to a buddy's party at his enormous lake house. I had brought a cooler full of beer and a few tabs of acid, at his insistence. And I was running late. ...	1	15	2,085
[WP] A true crime writer with multiple-personality disorder (or some other mental impairment) makes a living by writing first-person short stories about murder mysteries. S/He starts investigating a new story and solves the mystery: s/he is the murderer. Write the story from her/his point of view.	Ugh, not another blackout. Not again. I noticed the empty scotch bottle by me. Well, I told myself I wanted to write like Hemingway, looks like I'm gonna live like him, too. My head pounded, the lamp on my desk only worsening it. As I reached for the bottle to clean up a bit, a pain shot through my arm. As I looked, I ...	2	5	2,086
[WP] Write from the perspective of a suicide bomber and make me sympathize with him.	I stared at a building, remembering the bad time I had in there. It didn't start off bad of course, it started off as the greatest moment of my life. I applied to this business that sells industrial size tools, such as large blender for food companies, and so on. I loved it here, I love doing paperwork, I love talking ...	4	18	2,087
[WP] Write from the perspective of a suicide bomber and make me sympathize with him.	Today's the day. It's the day I die. They say I'm supposed to go to Heaven and live with 72 virgins, but I don't know if I believe that. I don't want to die, but the man says if I don't he'll kill my mother, my brothers and sisters, my whole family will be gone, and if I do, then he promised to take care of them for th...	3	18	2,088
[WP] Write from the perspective of a suicide bomber and make me sympathize with him.	[deleted]	1	18	2,089
[WP] Write from the perspective of a suicide bomber and make me sympathize with him.	My father forbid us in the strictest of terms from talking to the Mujahids, and though I disagreed I obeyed. But he's not with us anymore, and though I honor him and would never believe it when they say he sold to the Jews, I have to make my own choices now. I am sixteen, a full man, and I understand poverty and what i...	2	18	2,090
[WP] Write from the perspective of a suicide bomber and make me sympathize with him.	The time of peace was such a beautiful one. Where people gathered on Friday nights to recite passages from the Quran. One where we didn't have to worry about drones bombing our villages, or foreign soldiers taking away our children forever. It happened so quickly, and with such force. One after another, pieces of my l...	1	18	2,091
[WP] Write from the perspective of a suicide bomber and make me sympathize with him.	[deleted]	1	18	2,092
[WP] Write from the perspective of a suicide bomber and make me sympathize with him.	The fact that I don't believe in God any more may seem strange to you, especially given the fact that I am trussed up with explosives and standing before you ready to light the fuse. Your platitudes of care are very nice but they aren't real are they? Deep down you don't give a damn if I am an atheist, agnostic, monoth...	1	18	2,093
[WP] Write from the perspective of a suicide bomber and make me sympathize with him.	Mom, I need to leave a note. I needed to. I guess I’ll be in the past tense by time you read this. When I tried to write this, well, I just stared at the paper for a few hours instead. Tough to explain what I’m going to do, why I’m going to do it. I haven’t ever really hurt anyone, at least not intentionally. It isn...	2	18	2,094
[WP] Write from the perspective of a suicide bomber and make me sympathize with him.	I can't stop crying. All I can do is whimper like a small child. I know I have to do it but I don't want to. I want to write a quick note but it is so hard to focus. I want to live...to see my baby girl grow into an adult. I want to grow old with my wife, the woman I have loved more than anything for so many years. E...	1	18	2,095
[WP] A dog being bathed by its owner from the dog's point of view	Oh great. She's going to put me in that tub-thing again and scrub me with that nasty stuff. I tried to hide under the couch but she pulled me out and now I'm in this room with the tub-thing. She set me in the water. At least it's not cold this time. Oh YUCK! That weird stuff! At least it kind of feels good when she r...	3	7	2,096
[WP] A dog being bathed by its owner from the dog's point of view	You desire to wash me, human? Yes, that sounds acceptable. This water temperature is quite to my liking, I shall wag my tail to attempt to communicate it to her. Oh, bubbles! Yes, you may rinse me. Mmm, Egyptian cotton, my favourite. *Can we go outside now? I detest looking like a common mongrel bent ove...	3	7	2,097
[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.	A severe paranoid schizophrenic and a man with down syndrome are trapped together for unknown reason. How did it happen and how does it play out?	3	21	2,098
[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.	A man gets involved in a bar fight.	3	21	2,099

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