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[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.
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[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.
Describe your character's commute in a city with a large superhuman population.
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An Indian infiltrates an army camp
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Neil Armstrong finds something peculiar on the moon.
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"The world's ending before your eyes, but you're too blind to see it."
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You find an alien in the woods.
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[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.
"She really liked her new watch".
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[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.
"She promised nothing, and delivered on every one."
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[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.
Moral of the story - it's too much alcohol when you forget how to pronounce it
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[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.
Two sisters having a conversation about a boy, any context.
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[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.
A thing happens to the protag; working on that thing causes another thing to happen; working on *that* thing causes *another* thing to happen; resolving the third thing the protag realizes what the first thing was all about.
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[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.
screaming into the dark
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[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.
Who'd have guessed it all started with a ball.
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[PM] I want some vague prompts! Don't lay out the entire story for me, just give me the spark to create my own.
God (any one) holds a press conference.
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[WP] Write a Shakespearean story with a main character who suffers from disassociative identity disorder.
Ho! Thou drab, drabbing anon, get thee hence! Tis not for the winter’s chill that I would look upon the summer’s child and call thee an angel made flesh. Though I might looketh longly upon thee do not mistaketh for the tenderness of a gentle heart. Thy touch is forebode by Gods and men. Chapel and townsfolk alike woul...
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[CW] Write a story in short sentences, each sentence on a different line. Reading down you are given a story. Reading up you get something else.
I love him. Although we may be a mismatched couple, I knew we could always pull through, after all.... We were perfect for each other. But then after years of endurance I realized..... I despised him. In truth, he was a conman of emotions, a stranger in the flesh And only because of the rare moments of sincerit...
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[CW] Write a story in short sentences, each sentence on a different line. Reading down you are given a story. Reading up you get something else.
I thought it was kind. I thought it was beautiful. I thought it was love. I thought it was a staple in my life. I thought it was good for me. I realize I'd put too much faith in it. It killed me.
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[CW] Write a story in short sentences, each sentence on a different line. Reading down you are given a story. Reading up you get something else.
Tomorrow, there will be war. It felt this way yesterday, and the day before. The relationship between nations retracts. Still, they talk of treaties and pacts. Today, there is peace, so there will be forever more.
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I was born. I met my true love. I died. -001
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That’s how I felt before I fell. I felt stupid and fragile. I was lost in my insignificance. I felt my individuality being oppressed. It was a lie however, so I let myself fall. I was finally free from the naivety of youth. I had never been so sure about anything. I felt whole, complete, and content. That’s wha...
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I can't do it anymore, I'm giving up. I see her from across the room. Everything is finally perfect.
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[CW] Write a story in short sentences, each sentence on a different line. Reading down you are given a story. Reading up you get something else.
To begin, just give in to your urges. Stay seated perhaps, for a while, considering your hunger. Then find someone you love to share the experience with. Make sure your implement has been thoroughly washed. Quickly move to a position on top of the kitchen table. The parts will not be touching each other now, and a...
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[WP] Neckbeards, Bronies and fedora-tipping Atheists form Utopian community on "Reddit Island" and get marauded by Somali pirates. [SERIOUS]
The bulbous citizens of the newly minted Republic of Reddit gathered around, chattering among themselves excitedly. They had been struggling for years now, but to see their new homeland finally complete, it made every drop of their collective blood, sweat, and tears (and certain other fluids) seem all too worth it. I...
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[WP] Neckbeards, Bronies and fedora-tipping Atheists form Utopian community on "Reddit Island" and get marauded by Somali pirates. [SERIOUS]
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[FF] In one (or a few) evocative sentence, describe a character's voice, way of speaking, etc.
His voice... I will never forget his voice. Close your eyes and imagine Armageddon. The destruction, the violence, the chaos. As you imagine that, there's a soundtrack that goes with it. Explosions and screams, mingled together in a cacophony of white noise. Now, smooth it out. As if you're standing over it, separated ...
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[FF] In one (or a few) evocative sentence, describe a character's voice, way of speaking, etc.
Speaking with her you felt privy to a side no one else could see, as if she were confiding in you every time. Her eyes never left yours, a gaze as arresting as it was comforting. You never felt you had to look away. Her words rang and interjected like an underscore, her voice flitting between being playful and understa...
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[FF] In one (or a few) evocative sentence, describe a character's voice, way of speaking, etc.
The voice was raspy as if it had been mangled by life itself, sounding as if it had seen the world and celebrated it. While also having lost loved ones to it and mourned them by drowning all thoughts in bottles. It was a voice filled with sorrow and it was the voice of a lonely man.
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His was a voice born from a desert. Always thirsty. Always dry. Always a barren wasteland of decay and isolation. Only existing, never adding substinance or texture. Just grainy and bland. Listening to it was a desert trek, all it invoked was hopelessness and loneliness. -003
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[FF] In one (or a few) evocative sentence, describe a character's voice, way of speaking, etc.
She spoke the way hot cocoa smelled. Impossible to resist, eye-tweaking, decadent and effortless; a crumbling sweetness too soft to catch on your cell phone, surrounded by moms and children on the subway home after work. Quiet and confident. Beautiful from the bottom of the volume knob to the height of an argument out ...
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[FF] In one (or a few) evocative sentence, describe a character's voice, way of speaking, etc.
I ask you to see this: a hand in front of a mouth, a stare that undresses you lewdly. Words sweet like vanilla cleaner. Moist lips, a tongue caressing them sexually. A smile. I ask you this: what kind of man chokes his words out from between his teeth?
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[FF] In one (or a few) evocative sentence, describe a character's voice, way of speaking, etc.
She stood in the choir loft and let loose a bright flood of music, her voice as clear and pure as the sunlight streaming through the stained glass window above her, each note chiming like a bell before fading into the next. -002
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[FF] In one (or a few) evocative sentence, describe a character's voice, way of speaking, etc.
She spoke like somebody walking blindfolded, stumbling over words, every one a question, unsure if it's the right one, constantly doubling back and double-checking the way. She couldn't get the sounds right, the 'r's too trilling, the 'i's and 'e's too chirpy. Her tongue was too long, her palate too hard, her lips too ...
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[FF] In one (or a few) evocative sentence, describe a character's voice, way of speaking, etc.
He spoke with a charm that was undeniable. He was soft and easy but forceful. His forked tongue was gentle and caring. He made you think that something he was forcing you to do was your own idea. You felt proud to unknowingly be his puppet. You both hated him and respected him above all others. He could use his soft vo...
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[FF] In one (or a few) evocative sentence, describe a character's voice, way of speaking, etc.
She spoke as if she were playing an instrument -- no, as if she *was* an instrument, and one made of glass at that. She all but sang "good morning!" as she walked down the stairs, and yet I had to watch her come down, on the off-chance she'd slip and shatter into a million pieces.
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Marred by a lifetime of war his voice was one that said nothing, but told everything.
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His speech was fire. His voice crackled and the words would ember in your mind. When he spoke gently it brought you a warm comfort. You can't help but fear it though, knowing that that very voice could turn to a roaring blaze that could burn anything around it down to ash. His was a voice that could soothe or destroy y...
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[WP] A story where the main character gradually falls in love with the reader
I noticed your eyes the first time you looked at me. I know I have your attention, but you don't really see. I'd love to have your love somehow, but I won't last. I know we won't have a future, we won't have a past. But I want you to know that your attention was my world. And parting with you now, I'm starting to ...
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[WP] A story where the main character gradually falls in love with the reader
-003 ~~/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/~~ *Dear diary,* 01.08.1933 Today I learned that I will be moving to a new town. Some place called Sumatra. I don't Know where on cafe that is but my dad says it will be a new start f...
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[PM] I want prompts for the New Years Res challenge. Poetry, short stories, micros.
Write a horror story by establishing a threat and fear, and then completely reversing the fear at the end to something unexpected. So for example: a cat is afraid of a dog only to learn that the owner is forcing the dog to attack her for entertainment.
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[PM] I want prompts for the New Years Res challenge. Poetry, short stories, micros.
It's the annual Choosing Ceremony at the Deity Academy. Out of the entire year of fledgling gods, only one will be permitted to go on and create their own world. Write about whoever you'd like in this scenario.
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[PM] I want prompts for the New Years Res challenge. Poetry, short stories, micros.
The journal of a traveling merchant who sells a "miracle potion" that grants the wishes of its drinker, but comes with a **terrible** cost. (Or, optionally, someone who has drank one of these potions)
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[PM] I want prompts for the New Years Res challenge. Poetry, short stories, micros.
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[PM] I want prompts for the New Years Res challenge. Poetry, short stories, micros.
The town if Gainsborough was forever overshadowed by a lonely house in a hill. None of the normal residents thought much of it, since it had long since been boarded up. It seemed to always had a for sale sign, but no other information was provided. Of course, the town's children liked to tell spooky stories to each oth...
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[PM] I want prompts for the New Years Res challenge. Poetry, short stories, micros.
You get a call from someone that you thought was dead. They tell you that they faked their death to escape from some unknown danger and that this danger is now coming after you.
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[PI] Looking for criticism. Prompt was "A boy goes to hang himself in the woods, only to find a decaying body already hung. A girl sits quietly nearby."
I think this is a good vignette, and there's definitely some good characterisation on the part of the suicidal boy. There's just a couple of points I would make - * If Jess is the girl's friend, why has she sat there for an hour thinking about why she killed herself when she already knew? * Why is she not upset at ...
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[PI] Looking for criticism. Prompt was "A boy goes to hang himself in the woods, only to find a decaying body already hung. A girl sits quietly nearby."
About the writing itself: you use lots of filler actions and filler text. 1. "[...], you know", instead of "She said something after she fell". 2. "Do you want to [...]" instead of "Know what she said?" 3. shrugging, lots of shrugging. 4. "I wasn't 'really' in the mood to talk" instead of "I wasn't in the mood to talk...
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[PI] Looking for criticism. Prompt was "A boy goes to hang himself in the woods, only to find a decaying body already hung. A girl sits quietly nearby."
Your first sentence is weak. Hello, okay, sorry about that, but I wanted to make a point. That one up there is aggressive and direct and probably evoked some emotion because it's mean, right? Stories need to draw in the reader instantly and short stories need to make every word count because they have so few of them...
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[PI] Kind of short but I would love some criticism. The prompt was "the last man on earth watches the 2nd to last man on earth kill himself"
Off the bat, this is really hard to read without some proper formatting, and I can see a couple of grammatical/spelling errors just skimming over it. Maybe just give it one more read through and post it with some paragraph breaks? I'd be happy to take a look at it.
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[PI] Kind of short but I would love some criticism. The prompt was "the last man on earth watches the 2nd to last man on earth kill himself"
Something I think is important when writing any science fiction is to really think about the context of the situation. If everyone on the world is dead, how is there power for video games? A better question - would a character who has been through the fall of mankind really care about a video game? The set-up for his c...
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[PI] Kind of short but I would love some criticism. The prompt was "the last man on earth watches the 2nd to last man on earth kill himself"
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[PI] Kind of short but I would love some criticism. The prompt was "the last man on earth watches the 2nd to last man on earth kill himself"
Why did you switch from third person, to fist, then back to third? Or did you just miss some quotation marks?
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[WP] Use the "They Fight Crime generator" (link in comments) and write the synopsis for the first episode of the TV show based off this pairing!
He's a gun-slinging ninja boxer who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a time-travelling hypochondriac Hell's Angel looking for love in all the wrong places. Coming this fall to Foxx is 'Traveler's Delight' In the first episode we are introduced to the characters in an old western town. A fight has broken out in the l...
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[WP] Use the "They Fight Crime generator" (link in comments) and write the synopsis for the first episode of the TV show based off this pairing!
*"He's an oversexed albino gangster fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a provocative winged doctor living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!"* New York, 1993. A time of transformation. The city is cleaning up, the grit and wear of the 80's making space for the neat and orderly 90's. We fol...
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[WP] The king of a xenophobic and isolated kingdom makes the decision to send out scouts and envoys.
The voice grew louder as it bellowed out orders, screaming about how the kingdom now needed to make contact. That what we had now was not enough, more things was needed. Contact had to be established, new faces had to be seen even if they were strange and weird, they had to be meet in anyway possible. Everything shaked...
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A pebble-strewn embankment, rolling slowly down toward Mossy Creek, its snow-dappled southern crest rounded to a crude lookout over churning melt-swollen water. Arlen Hedge-mouse stepped out upon this promontory and took in the uncharted land before him: a stand of white ash and pines grew to the north, wide branches c...
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[WP] The king of a xenophobic and isolated kingdom makes the decision to send out scouts and envoys.
“Tell me, Hillman XXIII,” said King Gloren LVI, “do you believe there to be a kingdom as glorious as ours?” Hillman was an advisor to King Gloren, and bowed his head slightly as he said, “Oh King Gloren LVI, could another kingdom match our glorious blue skin, our banners of purple, and this fortress which has lasted y...
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[WP] The king of a xenophobic and isolated kingdom makes the decision to send out scouts and envoys.
*Excerpts from the diary of **Sergeant Yuri Feodorovichi Samoylov** , 1st Regiment , 2nd Cavalry Division ,5th Shock Army* **15th of March** Today , Colonel Polinkov decided to open the last shipment of supplies scheduled for this month . The food section was half empty , and an inquiry was started . It was probabl...
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[WP] The king of a xenophobic and isolated kingdom makes the decision to send out scouts and envoys.
“It’s time.” The king had heard the counsel enough. All of the royal advisors had told him it was time for him to set out. They had shut themselves off to the world once The Great War started. Old alliances fell apart as kingdoms scrambled to cobble together new trusts that would ultimately be broken as well. Bah. He ...
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[WP] After 40 years of marriage, a man finally admits to his wife that he is gay
"Remember how you were always a little suspicious of why I was so flamboyant throughout the years?" Saria raised an eyebrow and turned to her partner of 40 years, Anil. "Yes, my husband, what is it?" Anil sighed, "I have loved you from the first time I laid eyes on you. I...you make me feel very gay inside." Saria ...
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[WP] After 40 years of marriage, a man finally admits to his wife that he is gay
"Jane how many times do I have to say it? I like to lay pipe until a mans pipe is right ripe!''
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"Jane how many times do I have to say it? I like to lay pipe until a mans pipe is right ripe!''
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
He loves me. He loves me! I’m overwhelmed by that thought. How could I be so lucky? He’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me and I will love him with everything I am. He’s not here right now, so, well, I don’t know. I’m just getting ready for when he walks in that door so I can rush him with all of this joy I...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
"I am a happy story", the book said, its pages rustling enticingly. "I don't want a happy story," replied the boy, "I want the happiest." The book frowned, its cover creasing. "But I *am* the happiest! Can't you read the title?" Shaking his head, the boy replied, "I can, book, but I do not believe it. It is simply i...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
John pointed the gun at his temple, the place where nothing was sacred. Depression had overcame him. He was alone, drunk, and unloved. He rationalized that this was the only way to escape the never-ending cycle of pain. The pain that had no cure or sympathizer. Nobody would miss him and that thought pulsated throughout...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
George died an old man at the age of 95 today. He was not the wealthiest man, but he was one of the richest. What he lacked in sports cars and speedboats, he made up for in stories and experiences. All of his friends and family loved him very much, and he shared his wisdom with anyone who was interested. George died...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
She walked down the hall checking every room. She knocked on the bathroom door, and when no answer was heard, opened it. The room was empty. She marched over to the back door and threw the it open looking across the yard the field beyond. Her daughter wasn't there. She crossed the house and checked the front yard throu...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
I was laughing uncontrollably. It didn't hurt. I was just really, really zzzzzinging the moment, you know. Really, like - into it. My stomach felt as if it was going to burst. She farted again. I couldn't stop laughing. Her face made these weird expressions. She knew I was up against the ropes. "Pooo", she said, mouth...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
He's been walking for days under the scorching sun. It's so hot. Everything is hot. The sand. The air. Him. Everything seems to have the same temperature. He's been going forward, hoping. Always forward. A gush of wind forces him to turn his head to one side. And there he sees a glimmer of green. Could it be? ...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
Daryl Stevens lived in the quite town of Lake Erston and every single day would be the best day of his life. Daryl like most people in the town worked for Mr. Sheed's Jam Factory. Mr. Sheed was a kind man and every year he showed how much the town meant to him by throwing a big feast. This year was Daryl's turn to help...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
How many ATP are used up during cellular respiration? I don't know ... 4? 8? 36? Why the heck does any of this matter? I could really get through life without knowing this! I look around at the rest of the group. No one else is finished yet, and I'm on the last page of questions. That's good. Twenty minutes to go. I c...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
Tommy wakes up, alone in his room on a Saturday morning. His parents still asleep. The cool breeze of the ac system blowing his hair and tickling him a bit as he carefully crawls out of his bed, his pajama-clad feet wiggling and slowly touching down to the carpeted floor below. He tilts his head and listens intently...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
She has a girl who calls her mommy and a husband who calls her honey or love. There is a dog who doesn't call her anything, but he wags his tail when he sees her. There is a tiny house, big enough to squeeze in the tiny thing growing in her stomach, surrounded by a large garden, an ocean of flowers she tends to in the ...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
Looking out the window, Jane noticed how bright of a day it was. Her mind was drifting from one thought to another, and she was content for the first time in weeks. Her hectic schedule had died down, and all of her friends were behaving well, and forming no drama in their circlet of friends. She yawned a bit, realizi...
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[WP] Write the happiest story ever.
It was in the late night hours that Jeremy took me to my favorite spot on the river right on the edge of the city. Christmas lights were strung through the trees and all of the fountains along the walkway were lit. It was gorgeous. As we walked under the bridge, we stopped and took in the beauty of the whole city s...
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And everything, everywhere was OK.
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[CW] Write a summary of your holiday in limerick form.
WarPelican did sit and stare, At a screen in his underwear. While his friends went to drink, He slept not a wink, And updated his /r/WritingPrompts flair.
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On Xmas Eve when my work closed Any plans I made soon were disposed My once-trusty ride Found its battery died Several hours from all who could tow By the time I got home I was beat Which was worse when I found that the heat Found time to expire Or at least melt a wire That rendered it all obsolete Th...
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My grandpa-in-law stays inside I've never met him, so we went for a ride On Christmas Day, We made our way, But we got there and grandpa had died!
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Last Christmas was so full of tension, The extent of its horrors beyond mention, Suffice it to say, Of my buttocks, next day, I could think of no way to de-clench 'em
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[CW] Write a summary of your holiday in limerick form.
Christmas Supper was a hit Though it quickly went to shit When my aunt had the gall To show the "other man" around And granma threat'ned to cut off his dick
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Upon return to Elizabeth's Port, DEFCOM found he really ought To have traveled on the arm Of the woman he left far Away in Florida's sunny heart. But time is pain and pain makes art, So he spent time (Or was thus spent, By time itself) To reinvent His vastly understated wiles, And land, surprising, on Kore...
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[CW] Write a summary of your holiday in limerick form.
My wife's cousin flew in from the city, She brought her two kids, one fresh off the titty, The baby would cry, I wished I would die, So I drank bourbon until I got shitty. [#001]
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My holiday was quite shit My work? I did not a bit I have five days more Procrastinate four On the fifth try and then quit
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Most people don't quite like to be back home with their family but I myself find it a pleasurable bind to be with the ones who made me
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[HP] Hitler does not commit suicide, but is found by the Russians. What happens when they enter the bunker?
The bunker corridors where tight. The rifles that had served the men so well in their campaigns became liabilities. The S.S where tough. They fought hard, they cheated, no-one knew whether or not they where dead until he shot them in the eye. The final door was a huge steel monster. It took several blast charges before...
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[HP] Hitler does not commit suicide, but is found by the Russians. What happens when they enter the bunker?
He was smaller than they'd expected. The grand speeches and impassioned commands spilled from his lips in front of hundreds of thousands had made him somehow bigger, bolder, and more fearsome. The roar of the crowd had fed him and given him strength. Yet now, the stale air carrying the smell of death seemed to to peel ...
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[HP] Hitler does not commit suicide, but is found by the Russians. What happens when they enter the bunker?
We had been picked by Comrade Stalin himself to enter the bunker first. All of us had lost family, friends, homes, everything to the Hitlerite monsters, and we would be considered monsters ourselves now. We took no prisoners. We hadn't since Stalingrad 2 years prior. Stavka looked the other way, SMERSH couldn't stop us...
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[WP] Two people are introduced at a party, and find that neither can perceive the other. They try to hold a conversation.
"John, meet Betty. Betty, John." Athan was proud to introduce his two friends that he knew so well. He was surprised when John first said he never met Betty. Athan was friends with these two for so long, how is it that they never met? He figured Carl's new year's party was a good place to allow these two dear friends t...
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[WP] Two people are introduced at a party, and find that neither can perceive the other. They try to hold a conversation.
"Really, Ari? Do I have to meet another friend of yours?" Jennifer Stein ran a hand through her hair, chewing on her lip. "Do I look okay?" "You're gorgeous as always. I still don't know how you make your hair look so perfect all the time," her friend smiled. Ariella's party had taken a quiet note and most people were...
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[WP] NSA is the first agency with enough data to see common patterns behind seemingly innocent facts and behaviors worldwide. Those patterns lead to an enormous and sinister conspiracy. Conspiracy so weird and unexpected no reasonable person would have ever believed in it.
When the public heard of the NSA breach, they rushed to their computers. They took apart their desktops, ran multiple scans on their laptops and did everything they could to secure the data on those sensitive devices. And this made them feel safe. They were looking in all the wrong places, for everything has a microch...
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[WP] NSA is the first agency with enough data to see common patterns behind seemingly innocent facts and behaviors worldwide. Those patterns lead to an enormous and sinister conspiracy. Conspiracy so weird and unexpected no reasonable person would have ever believed in it.
Deep under the underground levels of Archive Prime, in a room shielded by a meter thick wall of solid steel, the latest findings of the Machine Intelligence Program were to be revealed in a meeting so clasified even the two participants would not be allowed to remember it, and would need to imbibe some secretitive form...
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