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In which we write dramatically about children's games (mine's hangman) | "God damnit! We've been hit again, I don't know how much more hull damage we can take!" Lieutenant Anderson brushed the sweat off his thick eyebrows. "We have to move, there is no other option." Some privates said in the back, their voices breaking in terror.
"That's right, let's just go full starboard 25 kts!" "No, ... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 21,200 |
In which we write dramatically about children's games (mine's hangman) | She wiped a solitary drop of sweat from her brow.
Then she stepped forward into the sunlight.
She was the third daughter of the family and was the clumsiest as well.
Her father had forbidden her to cross the threshold into a foreign city, where dusty dirt paths gave way to sun-washed sidewalks.
Her mother unknowing... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 21,201 |
In which we write dramatically about children's games (mine's hangman) | **Breaking Candyland**
"You know the business, and I know the chemistry."
Jesse Pixiestix had to pause for a moment before standing up from behind his peppermint car, a perplexed look on his face. "You mean...*you*...you want to cook peanut brittle?"
Walter White-Chocolate clenched his teeth and nodded slowly. "That... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 21,202 |
[WP] An artist finds out that his drawings come to life. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 21,203 |
[WP] An artist finds out that his drawings come to life. | He drew the long strokes on the paper. He was finally finished. Michael was only 10 but he loved drawing. He drew in different sizes, shapes, different colours too! When he was finally done, he removed his brush. Dicks, dicks everywhere. They had wings, they had swords, they were dicks. The dicks flew around, fogging t... | 5 | 0 | 10 | 21,204 |
[WP] An artist finds out that his drawings come to life. | Brendan spent a lot of time alone in his studio. The walls are covered in canvas; a testament to his passion. Most of his early work was still life. Recently he invited his long time friend to model for him as his first human figure. Laura was delighted and happily accepted. The next day, she showed up right on ti... | 7 | 0 | 10 | 21,205 |
[WP] A thrilling story with a twist ending, but written in a programming language of your choice. | #include <iostream>
int main()
{
std::cout << "Hello, world!" << std::endl;
return 0;
}
Skynet online.
Oh.
*Shit.* | 13 | 0 | 22 | 21,206 |
[WP] A thrilling story with a twist ending, but written in a programming language of your choice. | 10111000101011000110101
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[WP] A thrilling story with a twist ending, but written in a programming language of your choice. | This thread has been linked to from elsewhere on reddit.
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*^I ^am ^a ^bot. ^Comments? ^Complaint... | 3 | 0 | 22 | 21,208 |
[WP] A thrilling story with a twist ending, but written in a programming language of your choice. | bool surpriseEnding = false;
while (true)
{
new int[50];
}
surpriseEnding = true;
| 5 | 0 | 22 | 21,209 |
[WP] A thrilling story with a twist ending, but written in a programming language of your choice. | //
// Log key events and echo everything once the story concludes.
//
window.logging = true;
if (!window.jQuery)
throw "Someone left out a bloody library. Guess which! Or just, um, Ctrl+F for this exception within story.js");
//
// Add method for firing ranged weapon. Why the hell ... | 2 | 0 | 22 | 21,210 |
[WP] A thrilling story with a twist ending, but written in a programming language of your choice. | import time, cryo
pods = range(1,5345)
function activate_cryo():
print("Beginning cryosleep")
cryo.closePods(pods)
#1000 ms in a second, 60 seconds in a minute, etc
#We need to sleep for a thousand years, so 31540000000000
#milliseco... | 3 | 0 | 22 | 21,211 |
[WP] Fake it till you make it. | As I approached the front on the line, my heart raced rapidly, my face was pale, and I felt like puking on the person in front of me. Ten people were still ahead, yet every second felt like an eternity. This would be my only chance to make it through, or else it would most likely mean my death. Five people, I puked a l... | 27 | 0 | 22 | 21,212 |
[WP] Fake it till you make it. | I've perfected my trade. Year of watching *Dexter*, a bachelor's from Yale in psychology AND in sociology. I've studied serial killers like Ted Bundy, and have always been up to date on the latest celebrity gossip or fashion trends.
And now, my final test. Not one I wanted to take, but one I had to.
"Alright Missu... | 6 | 0 | 22 | 21,213 |
[WP] Fake it till you make it. | She was only fourteen, but every time she looked in the mirror, she saw a monster.
"I'm so fucking fat. Look at me. My thighs touch, i have rolls, and my cheeks puff out like a pig. I hate this. I wish i was anorexic, then maybe i could have the strength the skip meals."
She thought this day in and day out. "I w... | 3 | 0 | 22 | 21,214 |
[WP] Fake it till you make it. | She had taken to climbing trees. The rough bark always scratched her hands, and sometimes she got a little scared of falling, but she liked getting up high, looking down on the world. Up amongst the fluttering leaves and the sparkling sunlight, she almost felt as if she could fly. She would spread her arms out, quiveri... | 3 | 0 | 22 | 21,215 |
[WP] "Alien" abductions are real but they're terrestrial beings descended from Neanderthals who didn't die out but instead chose to leave Earth 35,000 years ago. | "I never understand," said Thal. "Why we need saving?"
"You mean, instead of them?"
Nak was referring to the homosapien, naked, in a ball, clutching her shins and shivering.
"They weaker," said Thal.
"Not in brain."
"We have all the brain we need."
"Then why we saved and not them?" Nak posed the question and Thal... | 46 | 0 | 126 | 21,216 |
[WP] "Alien" abductions are real but they're terrestrial beings descended from Neanderthals who didn't die out but instead chose to leave Earth 35,000 years ago. | In my language, there is no equivalent for the word "violence." Well, there kind of is; however, it has about as much modern connotative power as the word "alchemy" does in English.
Perhaps I should explain. I come from a place very, very far away. Wait, there's a better way to phrase that. I come from a place incredi... | 17 | 0 | 126 | 21,217 |
[WP] "Alien" abductions are real but they're terrestrial beings descended from Neanderthals who didn't die out but instead chose to leave Earth 35,000 years ago. | Somewhere on a HDD I've got ~15 pages of a story I started with this premise about 10 years ago but got stuck. Don't know if I'll ever finish it but wanted to share the premise.
I like the two submissions so far! Might make for an interesting collection of short stories. :) | 4 | 0 | 126 | 21,218 |
[WP] "Alien" abductions are real but they're terrestrial beings descended from Neanderthals who didn't die out but instead chose to leave Earth 35,000 years ago. | "Every one in balance; every one in accordance. This includes every action; every tipping of the scale." Spoke the being.
Richard cinched his eyes shut and grimaced in shock, his perspective crumbling before him.
Standing before Richard was a hybrid being, shaped like a mixture of man and woman, with a sharply feat... | 6 | 0 | 126 | 21,219 |
[WP] "Alien" abductions are real but they're terrestrial beings descended from Neanderthals who didn't die out but instead chose to leave Earth 35,000 years ago. | "Honey, I need to fly out to Alpha Centauri this afternoon. If you need anything from Earth I could swing by."
"We're out of drunken golfers."
"Did you eat the last one?
"No but we're having dinner with the Thnak-thnaks and we should bring enough for seven. I remember they love drunken golfers."
"Ok."
(Several ho... | 5 | 0 | 126 | 21,220 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | “Life was hard, by no fault of her own.” Jealousy’s motto echoed daily. Every action felt like natural instinct, deflection of blame included. I had always felt there was more to her, a power to be harnessed, a love misdirected. If only someone had stopped to nurture her, to hold her or offer explanation; but the forma... | 4 | 0 | 18 | 21,221 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | hello my name is ..... o i'm sorry i forgot "sees nametag" o o o i think i got it my name is ..... what was i doing, o hello who are you, you look really neat.
hmm i thought i was doing something before ... o hello my name is wonder, whats yours? | 2 | 0 | 18 | 21,222 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | Eager wrenched at Lazy's wrists until he snapped. "I told you I don't want to go out! You go, if you want to go!" It was New Years Eve. Eager and Lazy hadn't celebrated since they first started dating, but that was years ago. Lazy was never one for socializing.
"Just come," Eager pled. "Content will be there, and I ... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,223 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | I slowly descend upon your shoulders, hooking myself to the thick belt around your neck. You brush me off with a wave, and I suckle and gnaw at your earlobes. You dismiss the sensation, clear your throat, so I pluck your hair at the roots. Weeds.
I root through your eye sockets and squeeze your brain, and you can no l... | 5 | 0 | 18 | 21,224 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | I don't hate anyone. I like to think of myself as a release waiting for those who need me most. Everyone knows me. Sometimes I'll visit lots of people at the same time, and they welcome me with open arms. These people I like, because they know how to use me to my fullest potential. I thrive in their minds, and I bring ... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,225 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | She gasps in happy surprise, as if she saw something for the first time. For her, she might as well. Every moment is a discovery, a reason to celebrate, a great joy. She goes through life with boundless enthusiasm, and it's oh so hard to catch up. Nobody should blame you if you can't keep up, but don't worry. She'll fi... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,226 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | I don't know if you can do your own prompt, but this is mine.
----
"Anguish?"
"Yes? "
"Do you think he will make it?"
"Doubt it."
" You've always been a pessimistic. You could have went with her. It would've made the job easier."
"Meh, too much trouble for a lost cause."
The first thing they saw was the beam o... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,227 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | At the top of the climb we fell into each other all atumble, me in the snow gasping for air and her atop me gasping with laughter.
"We made it!" she crowed, and kissed me hard before getting up. Her lips were cold, but she smelled of sweat and happiness beneath her climbing gear and parka, and for a moment I was as g... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,228 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | When I enter the lavishly decorated study, Wrath, his head bent in concentration, is sitting behind his desk repeatedly slamming a large kitchen knife into the centuries old, extravagantly carved wood.
*Thwack*.
The previously shape blade of the knife embeds itself in the wood before he pulls it out again. It was no... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 21,229 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | He never seems to concentrate.
Every time I see him in class, he’s always tapping his foot – an incomprehensive rhythm. I think he's trying to tap out a song, but he must be tone deaf.
That girl over there. She looks incredibly bored. Her head is lying down, so I think she will sleep. Did she stay up last nig... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,230 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | Rain spattered against the lanky man's face as he dragged the fresh corpse through the mud behind the seedy strip joint on the south edge of town near the docks.
"Perfect day for a boat ride," said the killer through his teeth with a crooked grin. His fist tightened around the necktie of his new trophy, most of the bl... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,231 |
[wp] Personify an emotion | I pant heavily, my chest heaving up and down. The cold chilling winds blow down mercilessly, wrapping me with its icy fingers. They squeeze the life out of me. The winds hollered at me, screaming for me to back down. To leave. But I bit my lip and persevered.
I clutch on to the moss covered rock tightly, gasping as... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,232 |
[IP] Earthmover, salvaged and forgotten in the desert. | He had been crawling along, mile by mile, for 9 days now. He was lucky to find the tractor when he did but the futility of the situation was starting to sink in. He hadn't seen a living organism in at least a week and he was nearly certain that he was the last living creature on Earth.
His tractor clamored to a stop,... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 21,233 |
[WP] The olympic flame is an ancient fire elemental who was once pacified by live sacrifices by the Greeks. In the late 19th century, it reawakened. | [deleted] | 10 | 0 | 65 | 21,234 |
[WP] The olympic flame is an ancient fire elemental who was once pacified by live sacrifices by the Greeks. In the late 19th century, it reawakened. | Thump.
Xin’s heart raced as he carried the torch with him. It was a beautiful torch, with a blood-red base and an upper portion decorated by swirling clouds. But its beauty was lost on him, as his heart clenched harder with every beat. He felt his life force wane even as he jogged forward on the cobbled street. ... | 5 | 0 | 65 | 21,235 |
[WP] The olympic flame is an ancient fire elemental who was once pacified by live sacrifices by the Greeks. In the late 19th century, it reawakened. | I had assumed the slumber would last forever, that the small wet things that fought and ran and played gams had paid me their final tribute. I had assumed they were done celebrating me, and that I was to return to the eternal void from which they had summoned me. They used to lay themselves before me and let me consu... | 2 | 0 | 65 | 21,236 |
[WP] The olympic flame is an ancient fire elemental who was once pacified by live sacrifices by the Greeks. In the late 19th century, it reawakened. | I have consumed worlds.
When I came to this planet, I devoured everything and nothing could stop me. Humanity was at the brink of destruction. There is no record of me because I do not allow a record to exist. Everything is erased by my flames.
It was the Epic of Gilgamesh that was my downfall.
The egotistical Mesop... | 3 | 0 | 65 | 21,237 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | I felt the heat engulf me suddenly, the shards of glass came next. Finally, I fell backwards with my office chair to lay in the glittering mass of glass. I saw flames erupt around me, smelled the acrid smoke that filled the room now. I closed my eyes in terror. Now was the hour of my death. I'm not ready to die yet, I ... | 6 | 0 | 15 | 21,238 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | The world went dark for a moment. I felt heat in my lungs and pain. Immense pain. A pillar, something crushing my legs. I couldn't see, with all the red warmth in my eyes. I rolled onto my back and tried to clean my eyes out. I hear my wife whispering for me.
I can see our shop is on fire. I gasp out for air and call ... | 4 | 0 | 15 | 21,239 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | It had exceeded all testing parameters. The combination of tensile strength and flexibility should have made it nearly invulnerable, but even from across the room I could see that the outer layer was shattered.
The sharp cracking reached across the room, shattering my focus just as it would the inner layer. An aide l... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 21,240 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | I felt it before I heard it; an invisible wave that knocked me to the floor and tried to suck the fillings from my teeth all at once. Then the window glass resumed its liquid state.
I worried about my laptop first, my eyes second. Molten shards buried themselves in my shoulder, raked across my chest and bounced off br... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 21,241 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | Even through three walls, the blast was deafening. Before I knew what had happened, instinct pulled me under my desk. I crouched, panting as the lights flicked out and something close to panic slicked my skin with sweat.
I could hear fire, chewing savagely at anything it could reach, and my own pulse throbbing in my ... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 21,242 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | The world is shaking. I don't notice the glass until a small drop of blood warms my hand, then drips onto the blanket I've been holding in my lap. Family movie night will never be the same.
The heat rushes in mercilessly, almost instantly. I manage to push myself from the floor, and I look around to see the sparkle... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 21,243 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | The glass shatters beautifully, he thinks, like a blossoming flower. It falls to the floor of his study lightly, like a crumpling sigh. Something drives him to pick up the phone.
The world is a soup milling with possibilities, and we don't consider them at every moment. Most of them never come to be, and exist only i... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 21,244 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | Another wretched Tuesday. I sit at my desk and note the piles of applications that have gathered on my desk since yesterday. More things I’m putting off. I decide to get a coffee instead of looking at all the rubbish I have to deal with.
I’m stirring insipid granules into hot water when suddenly there’s a low, deep cr... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 21,245 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | I was on the floor before I could consciously react. I’ve never broken a bone before; nothing hurts, but I know I am not coming out of this unharmed. I wait to feel a throbbing or a dripping of blood…but so far, nothing. Still pressed against the linoleum, I scan the bodies to my left. The entire class lies on the floo... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 21,246 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | "Damn glass."
The room was covered in minerals from specks of rust to cigarette ash. The walls, now rumbling from a shell exploding 200 yards away, are covered with an inconsistent pattern of hand drawn scribbling, dirty palm prints, and half consumed food. Only through dusty lenses or squinted sight does it resemble ... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 21,247 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | Moments ago, I thought that I had witnessed the most beautiful sunrise ever exposed to human eyes. I began to think that the train commute to work would become my new thing! Yet, as my vision recovers from a mysterious flash, I realize that life can turn from captivatingly beautiful to captivatingly horrific in an inst... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 21,248 |
[FF] The window nearest you is shattered by the blast wave of a nearby explosion. | I could feel a few pieces of glass land in my hair, the majority of the debris crashing against the opposite wall. With a sigh, I stood up, carefully making my way onto my bed to look out the window. Across the road, in the open field, were hundreds of hippies, old and new, flooding the area with a small tent town, lou... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 21,249 |
[MP] Music prompt: video with lyrics "Temper Trap" | Blurred.
My brain registers the road, but all I see is your lips.
My breath catches in my chest - a hiccough. How could those have been my last words to you?
Fuck them. Fuck *all of them*.
I will slide between your sheets with you. I will kiss those soft lips of yours, and I will never look back.
I will kiss you a... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 21,250 |
[MP] Music prompt: video with lyrics "Temper Trap" | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 21,251 |
[WP] Write about a mundane event like it is magic in a fantasy novel. | at a simple click of the remote, invisible waves strike the box within an instant. The box crackles to life as electricity surges to thousands of light sources brighten with varying colors. These lights change and fuse to create a picture moving at speeds the mind cannot keep up with. To the people the olden times, thi... | 4 | 0 | 16 | 21,252 |
[WP] Write about a mundane event like it is magic in a fantasy novel. | I stood enchanted as the most wondrous transformation took place. At first, it was a barely perceptible change in hue. As the reaction progressed across the chamber, my eager eyes followed. Colors varied minutely from one instant to the next, never quite matching until all was complete.
*The clock ticked.*
*The time ... | 11 | 0 | 16 | 21,253 |
[WP] Write about a mundane event like it is magic in a fantasy novel. | You pit your strength against unseen forces, and emerge victorious. They become too weak and fail. The metal they held down swings back, resuming a different shape. In doing so, it unleashes lightning, merely a spark but that is enough. It traces its route to its destination, joined by much more, and at once, there is ... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 21,254 |
[WP] Write about a mundane event like it is magic in a fantasy novel. | Billy clenched the stick of herbs in his mouth.
He pulled his cowl over his face and started down the path.
With one click of the fire-wand flames lept from his enclosed fist, past his other hand that was cupped, and struck the stick making a small ring of sweet smelling smoke rise up through the air.
A city guard rod... | 5 | 0 | 16 | 21,255 |
[WP] Write about a mundane event like it is magic in a fantasy novel. | The gods of ljkalkvanlvnja had never seen such grace before. Though no one knew who had made the phantasmagorical device, it had been assisting the dwarves of kyrksvanddykygagn since the alkafnlavjlavjla era. The clear liquid, Wa'Tyrre erupted from the nozzle of augmentum. Though large amounts of Wa'Tyrre had taken... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 21,256 |
[WP] A person "wakes up" from their life only to discover their entire life (from childhood to present) has been a dream. What is their actual reality? | Jane.
Jane.
Jane. Yes, that was my first name. I tried remember my last name, I'm sure it was there.
"Jane." The word bounced through my brain again and again.
"Stop that!" I shout as I open my eyes and look around. I gasp. The room was circular, metallic. I lay inside some sort of spherical bed, cush... | 31 | 0 | 42 | 21,257 |
[WP] A person "wakes up" from their life only to discover their entire life (from childhood to present) has been a dream. What is their actual reality? | He sat up. Looked around the small room. Nebulous memories tugged at him. Dizziness overwhelmed him and he laid back in the bed, noticing for the first time the fresh linen sheets. They smelled like lavender.
His eyes drifted around the room, taking in details, trying to pull himself back into reality. White plaster ... | 9 | 0 | 42 | 21,258 |
[WP] A person "wakes up" from their life only to discover their entire life (from childhood to present) has been a dream. What is their actual reality? | It took a while for him to realise that the smoke wasn't coming into the room under the door, but out of the room. He just lay there on the cold damp grass for at least 30 seconds. Who was this family clawing at the windows.
One woman, who was very pretty.
Three children, who were of differing ages.
He recognised... | 1 | 0 | 42 | 21,259 |
[WP] A person "wakes up" from their life only to discover their entire life (from childhood to present) has been a dream. What is their actual reality? | Oh man this would go great with [this other writing prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1yuu16/wp_two_parallel_universes_coexist_with_each_other/). | 3 | 0 | 42 | 21,260 |
[WP] A person "wakes up" from their life only to discover their entire life (from childhood to present) has been a dream. What is their actual reality? | "Do you remember anything?"
"I... I remember, everything."
"Good. Good. Do you remember your name?"
"...Robert?"
"Well, Robert, that was your Second Life name. You're back with us now in reality. Do you remember where you are?"
"I'm sorry... do I know you?
"My name is Dr. Pieter Gieger. We met before the sleep st... | 7 | 0 | 42 | 21,261 |
[WP] A person "wakes up" from their life only to discover their entire life (from childhood to present) has been a dream. What is their actual reality? | Michael is suddenly flooded with a horrifying amount of what felt like gibberish. The brain he treasured was gone and only his primal consciousness remained. Colors he'd never seen were violently shot into what now was an IT and not a he, it was a cosmic gibberish that somehow managed to terrify and shock whatever was... | 1 | 0 | 42 | 21,262 |
[WP] A person "wakes up" from their life only to discover their entire life (from childhood to present) has been a dream. What is their actual reality? | 5.13.11. Really, just a bunch of numbers, without context. I mean, hell, we're the ones that invented the context, so what does it really matter. A day, a week, a year, a lifetime; all that matters is what happens between that first breath and the last. Age is just a number, as they say.
And of course, it starte... | 2 | 0 | 42 | 21,263 |
[WP] A person "wakes up" from their life only to discover their entire life (from childhood to present) has been a dream. What is their actual reality? | The jungle...shit. I'm in the jungle. I thought I was in my comfy bed, falling asleep to the steady noise from the ceiling fan... Why can I still hear it? | 2 | 0 | 42 | 21,264 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | Ode to me being a sucker time and time again on reddit:
A story started off pretty;
It soon went tragically shitty.
It all went so wrong;
I'd read all along;
Yet never expected tree-fiddy!
| 11 | 0 | 18 | 21,265 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | I'm not in denial, I know I'm old. I've seen the world around me change, nothing can just sit still for even a moment. I'm just a simple hunter, and I like my peace. I don't want any of that new technology, what with all that racket on spying and whatnot. Just leave me be, leave me to my guns and my dogs. Well, perhaps... | 23 | 0 | 18 | 21,266 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I wanna be original.
But where does this poem even *come* from? I mean, how did it catch on to be the most overused form of poetry? Who even wrote it? And why does -
| 3 | 0 | 18 | 21,267 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 18 | 21,268 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,269 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | I bought Timmy a puppy.
It's golden locks shone brightly in the sunlight.
Timmy took his first steps balancing against the faithful dog.
My husband and I took Timmy and his puppy to the park yesterday.
The puppy chased a fluttering butterfly into the street.
A truck promptly flattened the puppy. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,270 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | "Lord forgive me for what I am about to do is not your greater plan," stated Tommy. He raised the gun to his forehead and paused, wondering if it wasn't a correct thing to do. He decided to place his firearm on the bench next to him, as he shrilly called his parents: "Mommmmmy!!!"
His mom looked over at the young boy,... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,271 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | The IV dripped and the heart monitor beeped a metronome like tone. It was soothing and even though the hospital bed was terribly uncomfortable, he drifted into sleep. That's when his father walked in. It was bittersweet to see him so peaceful as the heart monitor flatlined. | 2 | 0 | 18 | 21,272 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | I petted de bunny
De bunny was cute
It sniffled and hopped
An it ated de carrots
I told George I wanted
To pet all de rabbits
Now bunny is dead
Cause I hugged it too hard
I killed him
Wif all of de love in my heart | 4 | 0 | 18 | 21,273 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | -056
Max leaned on the horn. It sounded sudden and loud, causing Eleanor's mother to jump as she descended the steps with her basket of wash. He threw a hand out the window and waved his apology with a smile. She waved a fist at him, while carrying the basket on her hip. She smiled to let him know she wasn't mad.
Ele... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 21,274 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxCdbMC6_SidY2JYbXhMUUNneFk/edit?usp=sharing
I think that fits. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 21,275 |
[WP] Give me the ending I don't want to hear. | It was irrevocably true. Harry Potter was not special. He was a kid ...an orphan with terrible relatives. His cousin was a fat, overbearing, spoilt pig. Aunt Petunia was a wretched woman who utterly loathed him. Uncle Vernon really was sending him to saint Brutus's.
Harry Potter had no friends no wife there'd never be... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 21,276 |
[WP] There are thousands of gods and they are all part of a massive, obstructive, celestial and inefficient bureaucracy. Controlling everything from the wind to cooking to afterlife, they are doing a poor job. | "Great idea, guys. I mean, seriously. Good going."
"Are... are we going to have to start from scratch?"
"Considering we just destroyed the universe? I'm gonna say yes."
"Benny wanted a job..."
"And I'm sure he wanted reality to combust, too."
"Don't be like that! Every other post was taken."
"Forestry?"
"C'mon, ... | 21 | 0 | 247 | 21,277 |
[WP] There are thousands of gods and they are all part of a massive, obstructive, celestial and inefficient bureaucracy. Controlling everything from the wind to cooking to afterlife, they are doing a poor job. | "Order! I call order!" Nebbum, god of sleep, banged his gavel on his podium. "We must come to order this instant!"
Wudall, god of toast, rolled his eyes and turned to the shouting god next to him. "Please, Nebbum, you're hardly helping." He spoke over the roar of gods all shouting over everybody else. The grand room ... | 151 | 0 | 247 | 21,278 |
[WP] There are thousands of gods and they are all part of a massive, obstructive, celestial and inefficient bureaucracy. Controlling everything from the wind to cooking to afterlife, they are doing a poor job. | Zeus rose to his feet, his robe catching the edge of his chair slightly as he stood.
“I will not stand for this,” he shouted, then paused. “Figuratively.”
“Just give the humans one thing, that’s it. Just one thing,” Prometheus replied from across the hall. “Why are you so damn stingy. This is like fire all over again... | 55 | 0 | 247 | 21,279 |
[WP] There are thousands of gods and they are all part of a massive, obstructive, celestial and inefficient bureaucracy. Controlling everything from the wind to cooking to afterlife, they are doing a poor job. | Jorge, the God of Mexican Immigrants, was not pleased.
“Steve, there’s a drought in California.”
“Aw, shit, still? I put in a request for relief months ago. Where’s Carol?”
“I don’t have time, Steve.”
“You never have time! Carol, come on, California is broke and terrible at managing resources. We need to step ... | 5 | 0 | 247 | 21,280 |
[WP] There are thousands of gods and they are all part of a massive, obstructive, celestial and inefficient bureaucracy. Controlling everything from the wind to cooking to afterlife, they are doing a poor job. | The lesson ehre is to never type into Reddit’s text box.
“John Foorumu-*sama*?”
“Who the hell is Foor—yes, what is it?”
“Dispatch from the Jade Imperial Ministry of Financial Affairs. Man in *Diyu* filed a request to transfer [Hell Money](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_money) from his account over to his girlfri... | 16 | 0 | 247 | 21,281 |
[WP] There are thousands of gods and they are all part of a massive, obstructive, celestial and inefficient bureaucracy. Controlling everything from the wind to cooking to afterlife, they are doing a poor job. | Nice prompt. Thanks. | 2 | 0 | 247 | 21,282 |
[WP] There are thousands of gods and they are all part of a massive, obstructive, celestial and inefficient bureaucracy. Controlling everything from the wind to cooking to afterlife, they are doing a poor job. | Aphrodite slapped a crinkling stack of papers on the large oak desk of her coworker Eros.
"Thirty two knew matches made, three new marriages."
"These were all due last wednesday." Said the slightly smaller man as he wiped a light sweat from his brow. He looked through the stack of papers, over viewing the decisions f... | 5 | 0 | 247 | 21,283 |
[WP] Neil Armstrong takes his first steps on the moon, and notices footprints that aren't his. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 25 | 21,284 |
[WP] Neil Armstrong takes his first steps on the moon, and notices footprints that aren't his. | What the hell are those? Fuck. Can't be the Soviets. So then who? Aliens? I can't reveal the presence of alien life forms now. Half the world's going to see these video and photographs. What to do, what to do. Well, nobody's here to see. I'll just cover them up, sweep them away. *Do-do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-... | 12 | 0 | 25 | 21,285 |
[WP] Neil Armstrong takes his first steps on the moon, and notices footprints that aren't his. | I can no longer defend myself. I can no longer hide what has been haunting my conscience for nearly 50 years.
I'm not sure how likely everyone is to believe me. After all, I'm just a dying man with nothing to lose. So many theories have been tossed out over those footprints that this may simply be drowned out amongst ... | 27 | 0 | 25 | 21,286 |
[WP] Neil Armstrong takes his first steps on the moon, and notices footprints that aren't his. | "That's one small step for man, a giant leap for mankind." Neil announced even as the tread of his boot sank into the powdery lunar dust. He kept staring at his foot print, long after Houston had responded. Neil forced himself to smile and struggled to maintain his calm. He waited until the camera was off and waved ove... | 10 | 0 | 25 | 21,287 |
[IP] Dinosaurs And Robots? Oh, boy. | March 4th, 2037. Pandora's Box.
If you were to ask any living human alive the most importance event in human history, it wouldn't be Jesus' birth, wouldn't be the Battle of Waterloo, nor the atomic bombs dropped on Japan. The fall of the Soviet Union doesn't hold a thimble compared to what they would say.
You see, a... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 21,288 |
[WP] The top tier of the non-denominational afterlife is exclusively for people who became famous in life. | "How is that even possible? Or fair?" The afterlife wasn't as glamorous as Rebecca had hoped that it would be. It was pretty good, sure. But she had hoped for - better. She was happy to be reunited with her roommate Chelsea, and was doing pretty well considering that she was dead - she was in heaven, after all - but th... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 21,289 |
[Writing Prompt] A person gets what seems to be a common cold until they find that every time they sneeze they jump time/dimensions. |
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[Writing Prompt] A person gets what seems to be a common cold until they find that every time they sneeze they jump time/dimensions. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 21,291 |
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[Writing Prompt] A person gets what seems to be a common cold until they find that every time they sneeze they jump time/dimensions. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 21,293 |
[Writing Prompt] A person gets what seems to be a common cold until they find that every time they sneeze they jump time/dimensions. | **"Bless You"**
**A Short Story Through Time And Space**
*Part 1*
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Like what?" Earl smiled at the brunette love of his life walking next to him in the theme park, the young college boy constantly reaching over to hold her hand while she continually swatted it away.
... | 12 | 1 | 10 | 21,294 |
[Writing Prompt] A person gets what seems to be a common cold until they find that every time they sneeze they jump time/dimensions. | **"Bless You"**
*Part 2*
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"So I guess I'm just supposed to let you do what you want, is that it?" shouted Sarah in a rage as she ran her fingers through her hair. "I'm just supposed to understand?"
Earl staggered slightly, his mind in a heavy state of intoxication and his abilities to reply or even ... | 7 | 0 | 10 | 21,295 |
[Writing Prompt] A person gets what seems to be a common cold until they find that every time they sneeze they jump time/dimensions. | A siren shrieked as the fog seeped away from my vision. Where the hell was I this time?
Pounding and drumming carried on going behind my eyes which was to be expected, even without this cold I'd still be incredibly disorientated. Something about shifting your entire body into a parallel dimension without a protective ... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21,296 |
[WP] "At least we were alive and could feel." | We watched as the bright flashes illuminated the town that we had been born in. We had grown in that town, and now we watched on as the bombs tore communities apart, ripping through the streets and houses as though they were made of paper.
I looked around as the lights grew ever closer, holding the hand of my sweethe... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 21,297 |
[CW] We had learned that the clocks still tick and the earth still spins, time heals all wounds but leaves scars. After what seemed like forever, we did the unthinkable: we coped. | Sounds incredible. Too bad I can't write O: | 1 | 0 | 9 | 21,298 |
[CW] We had learned that the clocks still tick and the earth still spins, time heals all wounds but leaves scars. After what seemed like forever, we did the unthinkable: we coped. | The world crashed around them, all six billion humans. The world screeched to a halt it had seemed. It became months of hell and horror as the ground exploded and took out a whole continent of people, the aftermath killing off even more. The ground grew cold, the seas broiled with terrifying storms, and they hid. They ... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 21,299 |
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