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[WP]Your entire world collapses when you (s)he utters the sentence. "You were chosen by mistake."	"You will die for them. In time, they will follow you" "I don't want to die." "You already have, my son." "I thought I had a choice." "Everyone has a choice." "But if You already know what I'm going to do, than how could I do anything different?" "You have many choices. You just can't see them all." "Because Y...	7	9	23,100
[WP]Your entire world collapses when you (s)he utters the sentence. "You were chosen by mistake."	It took a long time for us to come about. We crawled out of the water, barely able to stand. The environment was perfect though, lush and temperate, and we grew quickly and produced staggering variety. Soon we towered over the Earth, ruling it as conquers and tyrants. With tooth and claw, we were the bane of any ot...	3	9	23,101
[PM] Writing Prompt for the Promptless	[The Bonny Light Horseman](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idN4b01PnJw)	2	7	23,102
[PM] Writing Prompt for the Promptless	[Click "Alien Night Club"](http://tabletopaudio.com/) and go to town :)	2	7	23,103
[PM] Writing Prompt for the Promptless	*Soundtrack:* [Spec Ops: The Line - The Truth Revealed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-deFrlrmzU)	2	7	23,104
[PM] Writing Prompt for the Promptless	The king learns he is actually a peasant by birth, and his servant is the real king. There was a change at birth because of...	2	7	23,105
[PM] Writing Prompt for the Promptless	Write about domestic terrorists in America in the 21st century. What's their cause? How violent do the protests get? How are they perceived by normal citizens?	2	7	23,106
[PM] Writing Prompt for the Promptless	You have what could be called a useless superpower, and try to apply it to every day life, to overcome the depressing feelings it gives you. (i know it's been quite a few hours, but maybe you're still looking for some fun)	2	7	23,107
[PM] Writing Prompt for the Promptless	From /u/Call_me_John: Your best friend's wedding's about to start, and you have to convince the nervous groom (or bride, if it works better for you) that (s)he's making the right choice. "Come on, Mary." I smiled, "He's totally worth it! I mean, he has saved your life more times than we can both count." Mary weakl...	1	7	23,108
[WP] A man is perfect in everyone else's eyes, but to him, he's only good at something he hates.	"Perfect don't call me prefect. I am not perfect, nothing is perfect. But I'm less than even the greatest of people, far less. I'm far less of a perfect person than a janitor whom enjoys his job." He stated during a speech to an enormous crowd. I was there, listening, taking it all in. This man was my hero, he made me ...	2	6	23,109
[WP] A man is perfect in everyone else's eyes, but to him, he's only good at something he hates.	Peter almost cringed at the loud "pop" of a Dom Perignon bottle but instead suppressed the discomfort that tried to flash across his face. A dashingly bright smile flew into place and stunned his audience with its effulgence. He was a natural. If he wasn't, the bottle would've never been opened here, opened now, opened...	1	6	23,110
[WP] A man is perfect in everyone else's eyes, but to him, he's only good at something he hates.	I remember seeing Richie Wallace standing on the raised platform at the grocery store. He was the owners son. The son of a grocery store owner. I was younger, so Richie, he hung with my older brothers. Kirby to be precise. They were inseperable. Kirby died in a logging accident when he was thirteen. My father owned a...	1	6	23,111
[PI] Virtual Battleship - Feb Contest	I've only read part one so far, but you set up some nice mysteries that I'm looking forward to finding the answers to. I have a suggestion for the beginning of the novelette. Instead of talking about the ship that lost it's side, let's see it happen. The ship crew/false protagonists are having trivial conversation when...	2	10	23,112
[PI] Virtual Battleship - Feb Contest	This was very well written and all the seemingly digressive parts in the beginning tied in together nicely at the end. The only other comment I have is that I feel like the various conflicts leading up to the resolution were immediately rendered irrelevant, as if the entire story was an introspective about man and all ...	3	10	23,113
[PI] Virtual Battleship - Feb Contest	Simply Amazing! An incredibly enticing story. I only wish it didn't end so abruptly.	2	10	23,114
[PI] Virtual Battleship - Feb Contest	I had a lot of trouble getting into this story, and I didn't finish, I'll admit. But of what I did read, at least half of the time, I couldn't tell what dialogue belonged to which character. A lot of your dialogue is clearly tagged, and that's good. A lot of it isn't, and that's not bad in and of itself, because hav...	3	10	23,115
[PI] Virtual Battleship - Feb Contest	Hi I read your work a few days ago and just absorbed it for a bit. It started a little slow but I thought that the premise of the story and ending were good. The dialogue needs tweaking and the characters need to have more personality, which could be done in a subsequent rewrite. Good luck and good job finishing this n...	2	10	23,116
[PI] Virtual Battleship - Feb Contest	This is mostly going to echo things that other people have already said. Dialogue often requires attribution because I'm not sure who is talking at various points. Likewise, the characterizations need to be fleshed out a bit since there are many names thrown at the reader at once and the only ones who I thought I knew ...	1	10	23,117
[PI] Virtual Battleship - Feb Contest	Hi! Nice work. Of the characters, I especially liked Carl and his class-clown-like personality. The world is very cool and you did a great job of explaining how the VR works. I agree with the critiques about making it clear who is speaking when. I found myself getting confused and backtracking to try to be certain of ...	2	10	23,118
[WP] After being gone for 12 years, a father returns to his family in rural Kansas.	The open door policy was always something of a staple in the Horsfall household. People never minded the lights being on at all hours of the night or the shaking of the walls when the train would go past. Just as quickly as people would come and stay and get to passing the plate of hot cakes, they'd be on their way bef...	3	6	23,119
[WP] After being gone for 12 years, a father returns to his family in rural Kansas.	Danielle knew her eyes had to be playing tricks on her. It wasn't even possible for this to be happen yet here it came, clear as day. The balloon lofted gently against the breeze, glistening like a massive emerald across the bleak landscape. It wavered for a bit before collapsing on the dry Kansas dirt, as Daniel...	2	6	23,120
[WP] After being gone for 12 years, a father returns to his family in rural Kansas.	I was six the year father disappeared. I remember mother's frantic tears. I remember sitting out on the enclosed back porch, the late spring sun warming the room while a red wasp tapped out Morse Code-like taps on the dirty glass. Father had died in a car wreck on his way to Salina. It was this that I remember about th...	1	6	23,121
[IP] Just a Sign ...	I have a sign from a distant civilization. It's not worth much, to be honest. There are many of these things left, so it doesn't have any rarity to boost its value. "Don't even think about parking here", it says. I like it. Some enjoy artifacts for their monetary value, but I much prefer collecting those who tell a sto...	4	4	23,122
[WP] ALL BETS ARE ON! - Deadly Gambling (see inside for details)	[deleted]	1	14	23,123
[WP] ALL BETS ARE ON! - Deadly Gambling (see inside for details)	It was a sure thing. He was on a roll. Damn the superbowl! Steve, like most, had a fairly average personal equity. At birth he had been given an equity of around $100 which is typical for a baby boy. Each year you are given an additional $100 contribution to your equity from the Keepers. Like home equity, you cou...	1	14	23,124
[PI] A Thread Entangled - FEB CONTEST	Hello! So this was a fun read overall. I had some difficulty with the first few pages - a lot of the terminology was new and it took me a couple of reads to remember it all. That aside, I feel like you hit a stride after the very beginning and I enjoyed reading about Praghor and the academies. I also wasn't certain how...	2	10	23,125
[PI] A Thread Entangled - FEB CONTEST	Have you read [Anathem](http://www.amazon.com/Anathem-Neal-Stephenson/dp/006147410X)? Because if you haven't, you should. I loved that book and I loved the world you created through the eyes of this young alien boy. In reality, I think this story needs to be a full-length novel. You have so many wonderful insights into...	2	10	23,126
[PI] A Thread Entangled - FEB CONTEST	Hi! I think your writing is good, as is your worldbuilding. I liked the thematic repetition at the beginning of each chapter ("There was only one time that I felt this..."). I did find it initially difficult to get into because of all the proper nouns you introduced (Praghor, Ragh, Mayiir, Alia, Alium, Redna, the Whel...	2	10	23,127
[WP] You confess to a terrible secret/crime anonymously on Reddit, only to immediately wake up in a room to find that your whole "life" was a computer simulation designed to draw out your confession.	My drunk obsession with late nights and alcohol became regular. I shut off my computer and stumbled into bed like every night. My world began to spin as I closed my eyes. The mind devoid of any thought at the moment as I focused my energy on not vomiting. Right before... I opened my eyes, realizing the room stripped ...	3	10	23,128
[WP] You confess to a terrible secret/crime anonymously on Reddit, only to immediately wake up in a room to find that your whole "life" was a computer simulation designed to draw out your confession.	My crime was to be different. To think differently than those around me. I was guilty.... of being suspicious. They tried every available means to take me down, but nothing worked. The one possibility that never occurred to them was that I had committed no action to feel guilty about. They preferred to believe that...	2	10	23,129
[MP] Listen to this song in its entirety and write the first thing that comes to your mind.	[Click in new tab.](http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=oqUTGwd0cG0) Listen in the background as you read. This version, not OPs. It's the same, just without the intro/outro. --- An old lady is selling fruits and vegetables to the locals on the street. She hears it coming long before she sees it: a motorcycle. Th...	3	5	23,130
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	On this day ends the life of one man. Countless other lives may be ending, but this one is my own. What a silly thing life is; one does not realize it's worth until the clock finally stops. Summer will always seem to last forever until winter comes. I have no friends, no family, the eve of my story ends here on this pa...	18	23	23,131
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	As I sat there, trying to get some words down on the paper in front of me, trying not to stop writing I came to a realization. What if noone reads this? It's not like I was a popular writer before this, why would someone ever catch my last work? Well, I guess that one book sold about 10K, maybe one of the peo...	7	23	23,132
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	To name it is to limit it. To limit the unlimited is to kill it. What have I done? I will cause no more harm.	1	23	23,133
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	Dear Anthony, I miss you so much. I can't even describe it in words. Every day is a struggle, and I keep thinking I should call you. But then it hits me. You can't answer anymore. It hurts. Over the past couple of weeks my cough has gotten worse, and I can't shake the feeling that I'll join you soon. I'm not quite sur...	2	23	23,134
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	I buried a million dollars in the	-2	23	23,135
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	[Here's my entry.](http://i.imgur.com/p1EPifJ.png) I've always liked messing with the medium, hence the image. If you don't care for reading a screenshot, I can paste the whole thing in a child comment or something.	4	23	23,136
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	[deleted]	-2	23	23,137
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	Here I am, sitting with a number two pencil, writing down what is apparently going to be my mark on the world. And hey, if I'm going to die, I might as well make a little more than a smudge, like graphite on a cheap piece of copy-paper. Live life like you're writing with a fountain pen. Be grand, not bland. Blanket the...	1	23	23,138
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	You don't know me. I chose to take your place. Don't waste your life like I have.	2	23	23,139
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	This may never be read. It might even be burned mere moments from now. I set out to do something, and I will never know my success. They know my family, my wife... They were sworn to protect us, but what can I do? Should this ever see the light of day, let my family know I love them. Let the people know I did this on m...	2	23	23,140
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	I knew when I entered the room it would be my grave. Its simplicity haunted my core and left me chilled. I knew, with only a single page left to write, my story would end. The pen seemed ordinary enough, but when I eagerly clicked it, it pricked me. Posion, clever. I don't know how much time I have, but I will spend...	2	23	23,141
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	I always knew writing told be the death of me. Forever my biggest passion, only friend, writer's block was just a brief gap to us, we go back to my childhood. First diary before Pre-k... Which my asshole cousin opened and read on the school bus on bright and sunny spring afternoon. Pardon if my spelling, grammar or...	2	23	23,142
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	*My name is John Matthew DeSantis. It is 4:03 PM on September 13, 2045, and I am writing this confession of my own free will and without any sort of coercion. On July 27, 2045, as a member of the Great Dawn terrorist organization, I attempted to murder High Chancellor Ryan Harrison during the Unity Parade at approxim...	2	23	23,143
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	to be continued...	2	23	23,144
[WP] You're sitting at a desk with only one sheet of paper and a pen. As you begin to write, you feel a sense of dread and know as soon as you finish writing you will die. What are your last words?	This is my first time doing a WP so constructive criticism is very welcome. -- Franklin Delano Roosevelt once said "You have nothing to fear but fear itself," to which, I agree. The only reason we fear is because we have convinced ourselves to be afraid. It's a vicious cycle. I, for one, fear being afraid. People may ...	1	23	23,145
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	[deleted]	1	2	23,146
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	This is the end here, as I have decided to become a doctor instead of a writer.	1	2	23,147
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	Cold steel upon my forehead calls me home.	5	2	23,148
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	[deleted]	1	2	23,149
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	The asphalt keeps churning, and the cliff is coming closer; what the hell happened to my brakes?	1	2	23,150
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	And in that morning, with a sickeningly unexpected trick of reality (the kind that makes you both depend on the existence of and question the nature of a divine power), I sat on the tiled floor and searched for comfort, or even a slice of familiarity, in the now vomit-speckled hair of my only daughter.	2	2	23,151
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	From the second floor I could see each person below dancing, making small talk, making big talk (this was distinguished from the small talk by trails of mascara streaming down the girl's cheeks), rolling joints, rolling on the ground, beating video games, beating each other, beating eggs to make an omelette because she...	1	2	23,152
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	She was a lover and a fighter, and I sure as hell couldn't stop her; this is how I end.	1	2	23,153
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	[deleted]	1	2	23,154
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	Dry heat beats down on my exposed neck where my light, cotton dress doesn't cover, I can feel droplets of moisture pooling under my sun hat at my brow, my freckles and fair skin are grateful for it's shade as I keep searching and racing the others on the Egg Hunt. -052	1	2	23,155
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	A spark ignites a firework of sensation in my brain as my fist meets his face, tears running down mine (not the kind you shed when you're sad but when you're in a rage) I clench my teeth and hear something crack, unsure wether it's him or me.	1	2	23,156
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	Surrounded by snow, unmoving, my breath becomes fog one more time before ceasing completely.	2	2	23,157
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	"we warned you, in providence" bang, thud "in Sierra, you could have stopped, you didn't" bang, thud" "In Uganda, you slipped up" bang, thud* "Now, all men must will be judged before their gods" ca-click "but we can't let gods do all the work now, can we" bang, thud.	1	2	23,158
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	It wasn't until I lost my footing on the edge of a railroad tie, feeling the tight fear of my mother scooping me up, and watching him disappear behind the sunrise reflected off of his window, that I realized I might never get to kill him.	1	2	23,159
[FF] Describe a seen in 1st person using only one sentence	OH MY GOD, these shoes are just perfect!	1	2	23,160
[WP] The Immortal who is about to die.	[deleted]	1	14	23,161
[WP] The Immortal who is about to die.	I guess you could say I had a different kind of mortality. To you and everyone else, I am just an average man with a clear documented birth and death; only my mind is unique. Our lives, to quote Vonnegut, are trapped in the amber of this moment; perfectly petrified. While most humans are cursed to view life in one ...	11	14	23,162
[WP] The Immortal who is about to die.	I feel like I could never do justice to this prompt, especially after playing [this](http://i.imgur.com/9A6Qzp4.jpg) master piece. If you're intrigued by this premise, go and play this game. There's so much reading in it that it will feel like reading a graphic novel.	1	14	23,163
[WP] The Immortal who is about to die.	- Saving this for when I get back home from work! :D -	1	14	23,164
[WP] The Immortal who is about to die.	I've been alone for so long. The sun grows brighter and brighter, turning into a sickly white. The heat is almost unbearable. I let it wash over my face, over my cracked, dry skin, over the ripped and torn rags I've worn for the last centuries. A tear escapes my closed eyes but quickly evaporates in the heat. *Why ...	3	14	23,165
[WP] The Immortal who is about to die.	Jesus nearly died three times ascending the mountain, but he had to find the Eternal before the universe ended. His mom wasn’t Spanish nor devout, she just had a wicked sense of humor when she gave him that name—pronounced just like the Biblical superstar. The bullies in school made sure he paid the price for his mom’s...	1	14	23,166
[WP] The Immortal who is about to die.	Warning: Might not be for the faint of heart. Enjoy. Jini woke up with her mind rapidly clearing from her latest regeneration. She took stock of her surroundings, and remembered. Again. And choked on built-up carbon dioxide. Again. She'd had many names over the years, but Jini was her favorite, from a happy time ...	1	14	23,167
[WP] The Immortal who is about to die.	In the gardens of the hills of Armageddon, each bloom is immortal and has a name. Those names are known by every warrior who comes there to rest. When a warrior, valiant above others, falls in battle, one immortal blossom is plucked from its vine, and placed on the grave to show the way to the gardens, and a well-ea...	1	14	23,168
[WP] The Immortal who is about to die.	Note: this is my first shot at this subreddit. Never thought it'd be this long... please don't hate me. Also, English isn't my first language so please forgive some messed up grammar if you find any, which I'm sure you will. You know that fear? The kind that you greet as an old friend? I think that's exactly how ...	1	14	23,169
[WP] The Immortal who is about to die.	Jay was on top of the world. At 28 he had a good job, at a top firm, with a side of freelancing. He was making more money than he could spend, although he never shied from expensive hotels, weekends in remote places and the company of beautiful women. He came from a poor family, and suddenly having this much money ma...	1	14	23,170
[WP] The Immortal who is about to die.	[deleted]	1	14	23,171
[WP] A cryptanalysis sees his/her life as a code waiting to be cracked	BRRRRRRRRRRH BRRRRRRRRRRH Hey, is this damn thing on? BRSCH BRSCH It probably is. Well, I better make sure - don't wanna do this again. CHK CHK Hello. You may not know me, aaaaaaand I'm sure I don't know you. But, let's not hold that against you. My name's Jeffrey Louis and I'm a cryptanalyzer. Or however yo...	3	3	23,172
[IP] Vincent Van Gogh's renowned Starry Night.	There was something ominous about that night. All seemed well: the lazy little town below was beginning to doze off, window lights disappearing like flecks of gold in a fickle beam of sunlight. The blue velvet, summertime air was heavy and sweet in his chest. It greeted him in dewy breezes, pushing his corn silk hair o...	5	8	23,173
[WP] Describe college using the Shakespearean sonnet scheme	That thou hast college it is not all my grief, And yet it may be said I loved college dearly; That college hath thee is of my wailing chief, A loss in love that touches me more nearly. Loving offenders thus I will excuse ye: Thou dost love college, because thou know'st I love college; And for my sake even so doth coll...	1	10	23,174
[WP] Describe college using the Shakespearean sonnet scheme	Once entered there is no relief, From educational expenditure's claim, And once within, it is our belief, To advance amongst a peer's fame That money spent upon tuition, A baptism of bursary disbursement, Should seek the same, upon fruition Apportion bursting reimbursement, Ere you exit these hallowed...	3	10	23,175
[WP] A person is given one year in order to prepare to go back in time to any point in history.	Nineteen Thirty Three was a year that would go down in infamy. That was the year the charismatic and wildly loved leader, Adolph Hitler, suddenly exploded during a rally when a naked man from the future materialized in his chest cavity. The man’s name has been lost to history, but his incredibly precise work of caref...	2	6	23,176
[WP] You are the Avatar in the year 2014. Most people don't believe bending ever existed. There are only 4 benders left in the world, one for each element.	James looked at those around him. Swaddled in down jackets and scarves he could hardly distinguish male from female. Bleary eyes peeked out from beneath layers of fabric. Clouds of breath hung shortly in the air. They bustled in the snow-colored light of mid-afternoon, quietly stepping around one another telepathic...	19	35	23,177
[WP] You are the Avatar in the year 2014. Most people don't believe bending ever existed. There are only 4 benders left in the world, one for each element.	This might fall under EU but I can't wait to read what people come up with	3	35	23,178
[WP] You are the Avatar in the year 2014. Most people don't believe bending ever existed. There are only 4 benders left in the world, one for each element.	You sigh deeply. Your sigh emanates a dismal longing and your very being feels a deep dismay. The people of the world are not yet ready for this level of power. Perhaps they never will be. They are obtuse and small minded creatures of utter ignorance and stupidity. They are greedy, selfish, arrogant, egoti...	2	35	23,179
[WP] Slavery is reintroduced into society.	Y'know, slavery never really disappeared entirely from "civilized society." We just kind of swept the whole sex slave trade under the rug. Once the droids were introduced, the human slave trade died out completely. It was nice for a while. The droids could refuel themselves, work 24/7, and were, on the whole, far ch...	2	4	23,180
[WP] The Titanic is sunk not by an iceberg, but by an on board saboteur. He/She however does this for the greater good.	Maybe dying wasn't part of the original plan, but it's like they say, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, eh? I probably would have died anyway, if this hadn't happened. I don't think they'd wait all too long after we arrived at port. I don't even know who they are. They looked all kinds of weird like, and I'm ...	4	9	23,181
[WP] A review of your favorite program as if it appeared on a different channel.	-- So I told him to take it back but he's being super lazy about it. -- Well... you'll just have to wait I guess. -- I know. I'm sick of it. -- Everything else OK? -- Yeah, you know I'm just venting. -- I know. Oh god, speaking of venting, have you seen that new show? The one with those people who work in a...	3	7	23,182
A world where all age restrictions are100% enforced.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	2	21	23,183
A world where all age restrictions are100% enforced.	Today was the day. Johanna was turning 18. She didn't have any friends, not real friends to celebrate with, and she didn't care about trying alcohol or cigarettes like her peers. Such thoughts didn't even cross her mind. Her parents were relieved to hear she wanted to stay at home, and she had her trusty laptop Clyde. ...	19	21	23,184
A world where all age restrictions are100% enforced.	Little susie opened her computer and typed in the disney website's adress. "You must be 16 years old, or be under parental guidance to enter" The screen read coldly. Agent Thomson saw a red blinking light on his dashboard activate. Holding a donut in one hand he picked up the crimson phone with the other. "Mmmm yeah. ...	3	21	23,185
A world where all age restrictions are100% enforced.	The foam sat atop the golden brew like a crown on a kings head. He needed it, he wanted it, and dammit this time he would! Surely no one would notice him down here. Time after time he had snuck down to his parents basement and stared at a cool can of beer in his hands praying he had the balls just to crack the tab on i...	3	21	23,186
[WP] Your protagonist has had enough with his morning routine.	God, am I awake. Fuck me. I am so sick of this morning ritu... ALARM CLOCK! WEEWOOOWEEEWOOOWEEEWOOOWEE... BASEBALL BAT! CRUNCH CRUNCH Good riddance. Looks like I'm going to need a new alarm clock. I don't even know what time it is. IPHONE! Ow, my head. Fucking 10:00 already. Shit. **DRAWER! CLOTHES!...	2	10	23,187
[WP] Queen Elizabeth II hosts a tea party at Buckingham Palace attended by numerous world leaders. It proves to be a rager, and the party gets out of control.	…And we call it the aristocrats replied Chancellor Merkel wiping faeces off her chin	2	79	23,188
[WP] Queen Elizabeth II hosts a tea party at Buckingham Palace attended by numerous world leaders. It proves to be a rager, and the party gets out of control.	Firstly: Best writing prompt ever! Here goes nothing. 'Who needs another top up of bubbly?' Shouted Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth the II, clutching a magnum of champagne and trying to make herself heard over the raucous din. Her thin, high voice didn't carry well over the general chaos being caused by the milieux...	42	79	23,189
[WP] Queen Elizabeth II hosts a tea party at Buckingham Palace attended by numerous world leaders. It proves to be a rager, and the party gets out of control.	Dont forget Tony Abbot - Aussie PM	2	79	23,190
[WP] Queen Elizabeth II hosts a tea party at Buckingham Palace attended by numerous world leaders. It proves to be a rager, and the party gets out of control.	India does not have a president called Sonia gandhi.	2	79	23,191
[WP] Queen Elizabeth II hosts a tea party at Buckingham Palace attended by numerous world leaders. It proves to be a rager, and the party gets out of control.	[deleted]	1	79	23,192
[WP] Queen Elizabeth II hosts a tea party at Buckingham Palace attended by numerous world leaders. It proves to be a rager, and the party gets out of control.	First time on WP, but thought I'd give it a go, correct me as you see fit. "I think it was Juan" whispered one of the Queens servants into her ear, "one of what" said the Queen irritably, "no Juan Santos, the Columbian President" said her aide patiently. "oh" said the Queen "well that would make sense." “Yes,” he sai...	4	79	23,193
[WP] Queen Elizabeth II hosts a tea party at Buckingham Palace attended by numerous world leaders. It proves to be a rager, and the party gets out of control.	The room was a grandiose ode to Empire. Buckingham Palace's ballroom was covered in gold from floor to ceiling. The walls were decorated in luxurious fur coats and murals to battles won long ago. The buffet table was rich of extravagant meats and dips with names too hard to pronounce and cheeses from far away lands. Mu...	3	79	23,194
Zombie Apocalypse has happened... and the zombies are EDIBLE.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	1	1	23,195
[WP] Russia invades the Ukraine, and after a period of scepticism, and to everyone's surprise, they do a good job at keeping Ukrainians happy.	[deleted]	2	1	23,196
[WP] Russia invades the Ukraine, and after a period of scepticism, and to everyone's surprise, they do a good job at keeping Ukrainians happy.	[deleted]	1	1	23,197
Write the most ordinary scene ever, but describe it in the most original/crazy way possible.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	5	29	23,198
Write the most ordinary scene ever, but describe it in the most original/crazy way possible.	It's a place where most people in the free* world go. I say 'free*' but that always comes with an asterisk so I may as well put it there. It's a place of heaven, it's a place of horror. An oasis inside of a vast urban jungle. A purgatory for slaves which are then bought in a slavery contract without the slavery contrac...	12	29	23,199

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