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[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | Oh hell yeah hell fuckin yeah helllllll yeahh I'm working on this later! | 8 | 0 | 21 | 23,000 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | Last week was the worst week of my life so far. Monday was a decent day, surprisingly enough. Then it all started on Tuesday. I had forgotten to grab milk when I went to the grocery store over the weekend, so I grabbed some real quick after work. As I was backing out of my parking spot, I didn't see the cop car waiting... | 6 | 0 | 21 | 23,001 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | [Pixies - Hey](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6xU96KLBL4) (Lyrics [here...](http://songmeanings.com/songs/view/43083/))
8:38am. Michael's alarm clock blared again after taking two fists to the snooze button.
"Ugh...where is my mind?" he thought aloud groggily as he sat up against the his better judgement.
Next to... | 4 | 0 | 21 | 23,002 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | I am not the author of this, but it think it is relevant.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1yhuds/a_new_horse/ | 1 | 0 | 21 | 23,003 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | Not necessarily my *favorite* song, but I did write a greentext inspired by a song and real life events
www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1z0o78/anon_runs_away_from_home/ | 1 | 0 | 21 | 23,004 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | I looked into my torturerers eyes. His dark eyes gleemed with hatred and joy. He had a sadists high from my suffering. His face a twisted into a grin as I spat out a tooth with a trickle of blood. I chuckled. His face contorted again, this time into one of rage. Guess he was getting tired of beating me up with no answe... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 23,005 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | I woke up to find you not lying next to me. I couldn't believe you had got out of bed before me, I did miss your habit of waking me up by tickling my face with your beautiful long brunette hair. Something about your kindness to see past my ability of longing for a better life gave me a silent strength. But where are yo... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 23,006 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | [**Writer's Block**](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNYtvmW0ayo)
It couldn't be any worse than this. I'm on contract with Delicious Vynal Records I can't be stopped up now. Usually I put my pen to the paper and just kinda go with it, only now nothing comes out. I just sit here, waiting for the words to appear on the p... | 0 | 0 | 21 | 23,007 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | She stood before the crowd of the beaten and scarred. The weight of the world was on her shoulders but she was more than willing to bear such a burden. If it meant the freedom of her people, she would replace Atlas himself.
"Brothers and sisters, our leader, Maria Anderson wishes to speak with you!" The man in front ... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 23,008 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | David Bowie- Diamond Dogs
The man wearing a gas mask pulled him out of the oxygen tank. He was wearing the clothes of a priest, and was extremely disfigured, making him reminiscent of Todd Browning's film "Freaks". He sat with him for a while, waiting for him to wake. | 2 | 0 | 21 | 23,009 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | "Alright, so a few weeks ago she left on her boat trip for Spain, and before she leaves, she asks me if I'd like anything"," I said to my friend Marcus, describing my girlfriend who had recently left on a cruise.
"Okay, so what'd you ask her to bring back for you?" He responded over the noise of the crowded restaurant... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 23,010 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | It was one of those nights again. She had to work late, so I was stuck by myself in my tiny apartment with the rain coming down outside, and I had just finished the last of my milk and crawled into bed when I felt the feeling drop out of my stomach. My hands were shaking and my chest welled up with emotion and my brain... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 23,011 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | Last week I went to see my girlfriend at her house unexpectedly, I knew something was up when she answered the door, her lipstick was smeared and a man I didn't know was sitting on her couch, with lipstick on his collar. She knew exactly what I was thinking but I told her "Don't bother Angel, I know exactly whats going... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 23,012 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | I sat down at my kitchen table and looked at a picture of you. Did I really see you walking by? It’s been so long since I’ve seen you; you could look totally different now.
I stood up and went out for a walk.
I lit up a cigarette and thought of how if you were here you’d have one too as we talk about good times. Me... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 23,013 |
[WP] Using your favorite song, write a story inspired by the lyrics. | 25 years.
It's been 25 years, reliving the night we said good bye. At the time I thought it wouldn't be so bad, we were going to college after all. Standing there in my Jeep headlights, I'd never thought it would be this hard. I almost couldn't bring myself to say it, but then I heard my brother's voice in the back... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 23,014 |
[WP] God, Satan, Jesus, and the Antichrist have a final conference before beginning the end of days. | "sooo.... Civ V anyone?"
"sure" | 4 | 0 | 3 | 23,015 |
[WP] God, Satan, Jesus, and the Antichrist have a final conference before beginning the end of days. | God : Well time for my the world to see the truth they have been worshiping for years, I can't wait to see how the one true religion has been fairing.
Satan falls out of his chair laughing while Jesus looks at his tea and doesn't meet his fathers eyes.
The anti Christ yawns, "Did you know that I've not had to work th... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 23,016 |
[WP] God, Satan, Jesus, and the Antichrist have a final conference before beginning the end of days. | Neither of them were taking negotiations seriously. God just forfeited Detroit to Satan in exchange for splitting his buffalo wings. He conceded some lesser third world nations for a Wet Wipe. It was apparent neither of them remembered what the end of days was.
Time wasn't really a concept for us. The End of Days and ... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 23,017 |
[WP] God, Satan, Jesus, and the Antichrist have a final conference before beginning the end of days. | "Okay. So, here's the plan. So, after the earthqua-"
"Woah, now. Who made you the boss?"
"Well, I did kind of create everything. Including you."
"And then you let it all go to shit."
"You try fucking controlling tens of billions of people for millions of years."
"Okay, Mr. Omnipotent."
"Stop arguing with him,... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 23,018 |
Try and make a battle/war/fight scene using the song Mr. Blue Sky - ELO |
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We're crowdsourcing a novel with 100+ people. We've selected a prompt and will now begin the process of evolving it. Anybody here interested in helping? | Yep. This should be tagged with an [OT] for future reference.
Mods might set upon you in a bit, but I doubt you'll have to worry about taking it down or reposting, I don't think. Just fyi-ffr, kthxbye. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 23,021 |
[WP] In less than 60 words or 60 sentences: You're at an International Airport you miss your plane but the next one arrives in 1 hour, actually. So what do *you* do? | Fucking goddamn it you faggot piece of shit-cunt!
I now gotta eat this big fat sandwich because I'm angrily depressed - *Nom* *nom* *nom* *nom*
Oh shit, do I have to take a crap? *sigh* *zip* *plonk* *wipe* *flush* *zip*
Oh just fuck you, Flappy Bird. *uninstall*
Finally, the privilege of sitting between two fat s... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 23,022 |
[WP] A girl hooks up with a masked guy at a party. Contrary to what she thinks, he's not really wearing a mask... | I can't believe my luck. Here I am, chatting with the man of my dreams; tall, a bit chubby, sarcastic, great sense of humor, obviously crafty and it seems he loves Shrek as much as I do. I mean, the Ogre mask he is wearing is beyond realistic and I assume he's made it himself. It suits him perfectly. I'm so glad I deci... | 71 | 0 | 183 | 23,023 |
[WP] A girl hooks up with a masked guy at a party. Contrary to what she thinks, he's not really wearing a mask... | (Just as a note this will be in 1st person of the girl..)
It's Halloween, the night is young, the music is loud, and the drinks are chilled. I had never been one for Halloween... until I went to college. It's a whole new night; new people to meet, new things to try, and crazy things to do. A couple of girls from my Li... | 27 | 0 | 183 | 23,024 |
[WP] A girl hooks up with a masked guy at a party. Contrary to what she thinks, he's not really wearing a mask... | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 183 | 23,025 |
[WP] A girl hooks up with a masked guy at a party. Contrary to what she thinks, he's not really wearing a mask... | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 183 | 23,026 |
[WP] A girl hooks up with a masked guy at a party. Contrary to what she thinks, he's not really wearing a mask... | [deleted] | 12 | 0 | 183 | 23,027 |
[WP] A girl hooks up with a masked guy at a party. Contrary to what she thinks, he's not really wearing a mask... | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 183 | 23,028 |
[WP] A girl hooks up with a masked guy at a party. Contrary to what she thinks, he's not really wearing a mask... | I should've known before I kissed him. But I'm getting ahead of myself. It was Becky, the weird girl, who invited me to the warehouse rave. I've heard about them from my dad but I've never been to one myself. Actually I thought that they stopped happening in the 90s! Right around when my parents had me. I don't know wh... | 14 | 0 | 183 | 23,029 |
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[WP] A girl hooks up with a masked guy at a party. Contrary to what she thinks, he's not really wearing a mask... | [I made a movie of this prompt.](https://plotagon.com/4477)
Int. PUB
Maria is at the bar.
Luchador is at the bar.
Lounge music starts out soft.
Maria looks down.
Maria nods approvingly.
MARIA
(Happy)
Hey there. That is a really cool mask.
Luchador thinks.
LUCHADOR
(Shy)
What are you talking about, crazy woman?
... | 2 | 0 | 183 | 23,032 |
[WP] A girl hooks up with a masked guy at a party. Contrary to what she thinks, he's not really wearing a mask... | It's Halloween again and she is sick to her stomach.
She has always hated Halloween. Even as a kid she felt it was the worst day of the year. As a 28 year old she should be over it but she is not. Her husband is a Halloween enthusiast and has been trying to help her get over her fear for many years.
It's 11PM and sh... | 8 | 0 | 183 | 23,033 |
[WP] A girl hooks up with a masked guy at a party. Contrary to what she thinks, he's not really wearing a mask... | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 183 | 23,034 |
[WP] A girl hooks up with a masked guy at a party. Contrary to what she thinks, he's not really wearing a mask... | we wear no masks
in this moment
there are no masks
only
you and me with
this heartbeat burning between us and
all the world like
so much smoke
your eyes ablaze you
see me
beyond the scars
beyond the fire and the tears you
see me
and i am seen by you
comfort me
and i am comforted by you
e... | 1 | 0 | 183 | 23,035 |
[WP]5 am March 10, 2014. A nuclear bomb goes off in Moscow. | This is unnerving… | 25 | 0 | 37 | 23,036 |
[WP]5 am March 10, 2014. A nuclear bomb goes off in Moscow. |
My phone is ringing..It's 6pm,probably shouldnt play games till 4am.
It's a message..."Who the fuck could it be now”
"Shit.I forgot i have to pick her up.Shit,shit,shit,shit she's gonna be so mad."
“My pants,WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!”,”Ok,I still have some time to spare”
“Yo,taxi!”From the distance I saw a yellow car going... | 0 | 0 | 37 | 23,037 |
[WP]5 am March 10, 2014. A nuclear bomb goes off in Moscow. | I had been living in Moscow for 4 months or so for my study abroad program. I was a Mechanical Engineer for my major, but I was studying for a minor in Russian. Russian had always been a little joy of mine, and having the ability to go to Russia, I couldn't say no.
I had to leave my girlfriend alone in California, but... | 19 | 0 | 37 | 23,038 |
[WP]5 am March 10, 2014. A nuclear bomb goes off in Moscow. | Putin is laughing inside of his Moon-base - It was all a set-up, a false-flag attack on his own country. Why? Why not is the better question. Why not enjoy the show of the entire world burning to dust so that you can later conquer it all with the small group of survivors you are preserving on Moon. A cryostasis sleep f... | 29 | 0 | 37 | 23,039 |
[WP]5 am March 10, 2014. A nuclear bomb goes off in Moscow. | I was in the library for first period, doing some research for colleges I was going to apply to. This was for a college prep class I was taking. It was a bullshit class, as I'd already been excepted at the U. But I was determined to make senior year as easy as possible.
The fat librarian lady walked into the room with... | 17 | 0 | 37 | 23,040 |
[WP]5 am March 10, 2014. A nuclear bomb goes off in Moscow. | My mouth dropped as Fred told me the news. I couldn’t believe it, it seemed like a bad joke. I had to see it for myself, I had to make sure… As I rushed to the tv I got another call. My mom’s voice disappeared as she asked for where I was. On tv there was a [warning](http://youtu.be/JZIynuYDRVA) of nuclear attack. I co... | 2 | 0 | 37 | 23,041 |
[WP]5 am March 10, 2014. A nuclear bomb goes off in Moscow. | 8:04 PM and I'm still hungover. That's the last time I spend my night on the lower east side. Thank god I was even able to make my way home. I'm hungry, I need to raise my blood sugar and get rid of these shaky hands and blinding headache. I want a gatorade and a gyro. That should be easy enough to find in the always b... | 3 | 0 | 37 | 23,042 |
[WP]5 am March 10, 2014. A nuclear bomb goes off in Moscow. | 4:30 am... Eugh, why do I always stay up so late on my breaks? I was just about to tweet the world good night, when I noticed the trending hashtag.
\#worldwar3
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Inside, photos of rockets taking off, more and more appearing every second. Time to panic. I woke my parents up.
25 minutes
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"We have two ways. Ei... | 3 | 0 | 37 | 23,043 |
[WP]5 am March 10, 2014. A nuclear bomb goes off in Moscow. | Control is in my nature. Every interaction, every syllable was dedicated to cultivating my dominance over others. I would spin words into strings, to which the arms and legs of my friends were attached. My girlfriend, whom I loved very much, couldn't even go to her hair appointment without asking for my permission firs... | 1 | 0 | 37 | 23,044 |
[WP]5 am March 10, 2014. A nuclear bomb goes off in Moscow. | “Hey Bob, Bob, watch this.” Jackson picked up speed and flew the B1 Lancer in a loop-de-loop.
“What the fuck man?!” screeched Bob. “You could have killed us!”
“Haha relax. There’s nothing in here, this is just a routine scare mission.”
“Still. It’s best to be careful, plus this plane costs shit-loads and I don’t wa... | 1 | 0 | 37 | 23,045 |
[WP]5 am March 10, 2014. A nuclear bomb goes off in Moscow. | [The bomb just exploded.](http://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2011/12/explosion_mini.jpg)
15 picoseconds later, a large fireball standed still in the middle of Moscow sky, with long fiery legs, perfectly still and frozen in time.
17 picoseconds later, Ivan's lips touched Svetlana ones for the first time, just below ... | 2 | 0 | 37 | 23,046 |
The most RANDOM story your brain can create. |
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The most RANDOM story your brain can create. | The goat cheese Germany hacked the Phalangists. Ecclestone ran ominously onward. Potatoes leapt incredibly Ricky. Camouflage balloons riled up in fury. Hemp passed on, rallying perpendicular Haka Faroe. Perry methamphetamine parlayed parrots.
This is much harder than you would think. | 5 | 0 | 2 | 23,048 |
The most RANDOM story your brain can create. | Once upon a time there was a little girl. The little girl like butterflies but she often confused them with actual butter. You should have seen the toast she ate in the morning. It was a horror.
This little girl liked to paint too. She painted stuff with her butterfly toast. It was a disgusting sight to behold. Still,... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 23,049 |
The most RANDOM story your brain can create. | Jack Daniels was swimming down the road, when he first saw it. Not with his eyes, but his geothermal sensor devices. The ground quickly melted beneath him, allowing him to swim faster. He knew exactly what it was; the Rocket Propelled Baby Deatomizers. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 23,050 |
The most RANDOM story your brain can create. | Delilah of the Pyramids had been forced to wear the thickest, clumsiest shoes in all of Egypt. She alone among the ruling class was cursed with the gods' cruelest punishment: thick yellow toenails, cracking and peeling and growing several centimeters a week. Her father, the Pharaoh, was ashamed of her, feared an assass... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 23,051 |
[WP] The personifications of individual legal and illegal drugs live in an apartment complex. | I woke in a war zone. The sound echoed,
"Phil, what the fuck did you do to my walls?"
It was awful living with Phil and Daget Coke. Identical twins with identical habits. Thing 1 and Thing 2. I guess that makes me the pussy. Just sitting neutral on my couch, staring at my sketch pad. Phil had a nasty habit of playing ... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 23,052 |
[PI] Guardians of Space - FEB CONTEST | This was a fun read! I got a huge Douglas Adams vibe coming off from it, which I loved! The writing style was great and I actually liked your focus on dialogue and your use of short paragraphs.
My criticism might be a little bit unfair: I wish it was funnier. While there are 3 or 4 laugh-out-loud worthy moments, I fee... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 23,053 |
[PI] Guardians of Space - FEB CONTEST | This is very funny story (although I'm slightly horrified that dubstep has overtaken Mozart in the human musical pantheon ;)). The idea of tea being a controlled substance is cute. The writing is snappy and sarcastic; I like it!
I agree that the ending seemed a bit rushed. This is probably a function of the contest, b... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 23,054 |
[PI] Guardians of Space - FEB CONTEST | Hello, this was a very well-written story. I think your writing style worked very well for this story and everything flowed. Besides funny, this story struck me as cleverly written. I would only mirror what has already been said and suggest more details about the various parts in the story.
Overall, funny and very cle... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 23,055 |
[PI] Guardians of Space - FEB CONTEST | This was a surprisingly funny and enjoyable piece. Any critique I had was already covered by others, so I won't waste your time. I would certainly like a longer treatment to this universe with more time devoted on detailing the strange or unique things this world has to offer! | 1 | 0 | 14 | 23,056 |
[WP] Body Odor | "I think it's coming from..." - she lowered her voice and nodded her head to the left - "...from over there." Our table erupted with laughter. I turned to where her head nodded, my eyes landing on a small man with thinning hair, tiny glasses, and a baggy, unkempt suit, shifting nervously in his seat. He sat alone at hi... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 23,057 |
[WP] Body Odor | "Are you still playing squash regularly?"
"I am! I have something of a budding rivalry with Paul Wallace, the veep for the finance group."
"You must have had an intense match today."
"Well, yes... but how'd you know we played today?"
"Oh, uhh, Wallace's secretary told me he was unavailable this afternoon because h... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 23,058 |
[WP] A man receives a magical item. It can have its benefits or be a burden, but the price for the item is that as long a the man has it, he will need it. | "I'm sorry, there's nothing else we can do", the surgeon said. "Since we implanted the defibrillator, your heart arrhythmia has worsened considerably. I appreciate the shocks are unpleasant, but there's no chance we can turn down the sensitivity or remove the device, you wouldn't survive a day without it. Your circulat... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 23,059 |
[WP] You grew up on mars and have observed the wars here on Earth from afar. You encounter a NASA rover and are unsure how to react. | It was over a hundred Earth years since I last saw anything move, and a hundred before that since I had anyone to communicate with.
Here before me, a rover, sent from Earth to explore my home planet. Once, people dreamed of walking on Mars as they did their own moon, but recently Mars has looked so distant and dead, a... | 8 | 0 | 6 | 23,060 |
[WP] Write a short story of an elaborate, Oceans' 11-esqe, robbery. | The plan is simple.
First, we'll need a car.
Cam, you're going to drive, I need you to head down 95 and hit exit 14 as fast as you can. We'll need everyone alive for this, so Paul, you're going to make sure that thing is bulletproof. The good news, once the ride is over, you can call it day Cam. The bad? You're takin... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 23,061 |
An Army Successfully Sacks a City, But Before the New King Assumes the Throne, he is Killed by an Unexpected Adversary |
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An Army Successfully Sacks a City, But Before the New King Assumes the Throne, he is Killed by an Unexpected Adversary | "Thrilling victory, your grace."
"You have done the Gods proud, your majesty."
As if the praise of the commoners meant anything to him. He was the king now. The old ruler had been slain already, guilty of high treason, in the courtyard in front of the palace in front of his wailing subjects. No, a king should not be ... | 6 | 0 | 5 | 23,063 |
[WP] A Skinwalker stalks its prey and moves in for the attack, but gets much more than he bargained for. | *It's been four months since I turned, I still haven't eaten.. I don't want to give up that part of my humanity. Istaqa keeps telling me that it'll make me stronger, that it'll help me sleep, but don't think I could do that to anyone at the reservation.*
"Ahote, it's time. You need to go hunting tonight."
"I know Is... | 6 | 0 | 6 | 23,064 |
[WP] A Skinwalker stalks its prey and moves in for the attack, but gets much more than he bargained for. |
Johnny watched from the shadows. Even if the sun was out it would be difficult to spot him; he was wearing all black and a hood. He let out a silent breath. There were two things on his mind: Stalking his next kill, and wondering why it was so damn cold.
Finally a rugged man stumbled out of the bar, almost tripping ... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 23,065 |
[WP] A Skinwalker stalks its prey and moves in for the attack, but gets much more than he bargained for. | *Ah, fresh meat.*
A small figure could be seen off the distance, alone under the silver night. Many a man and woman have fallen prey to his ferocity before, and many more to come will too. His form shaped into something more menacing, with his fangs and claws bared. Within a few seconds, the gap between them closed al... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 23,066 |
[WP] A Skinwalker stalks its prey and moves in for the attack, but gets much more than he bargained for. | (OT) shouldn't this be tagged [EU]? | 1 | 0 | 6 | 23,067 |
[WP] An epic tale where a penny and a 'Thank you' saved the world from ultimate destruction. | Spare change,
who would've thought it?
All I did, was give it to a carcass,
A wasted excuse of a skeleton,
Lying on the kerb.
Some change from a vending machine,
Tossed mindlessly onto the vomit stain,
Festering atop the concrete,
And marinading in that timeworn white spatter,
That glanced upon the road.
Now ... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 23,068 |
[WP] An epic tale where a penny and a 'Thank you' saved the world from ultimate destruction. | I can't think of anything to write for this.... BUT there is a movie called Fish Story. Its Japanese and is about how a rock song saved the world from the apocalypse. Its kinda like your prompt and is a really funny movie! | 2 | 0 | 2 | 23,069 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | I got kicked in the head.
I imagine you want some elaboration. See, it was sophomore year of high school, and I was on the varsity wrestling team. It was my first year. Why was I on the varsity team if I was a rookie? Two words. 117 pounds. That was my weight class and I was the only one who weighted that much. It was... | 3 | 0 | 17 | 23,070 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | "So. How'd you get that scar?"
"I'm a welder."
I set my beer in front of me. Foam traveled its way down the side of the sweaty glass and onto the scratched wooden bar. It's 85 degrees inside the bar, but I tend to sweat even more at the thought of going home.
"No shit, me too. What kind of accident was it?" ... | 3 | 0 | 17 | 23,071 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | It was at least, 100- nah, 200 feet tall. There are these huge, *huge* bears converging in, from every side. I look over the edge- rocks. Not the sharpest I've ever seen, but like, elbow sort of sharp, you know? Oh yeah, and *tiger sharks.* Bears, sharks, rocks. To make matters worse, I had been living off a diet of Sp... | 7 | 0 | 17 | 23,072 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | His smile was warm. It was inviting and accepting, showing just enough tooth to be genuine without crossing any lines.
"I was camping," he shook his head casually as he spoke, his hands never still. "It's nothing fancy. It wasn't hard earned. There wasn't anything brave or rugged going on."
With a slight shrug, he lo... | 3 | 0 | 17 | 23,073 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | "Hey. that scar... well, those scars. On your chest." I said, "How'd you get those?"
He seemed nervous, "Hey, man. I'm willing to tell you, because I'd trust you with my life, but you have to keep it a secret, OK?"
"Sure. What happened to you? Get stabbed committing a crime on both sides? Seriously, what the fuck are... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 23,074 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | I was born with it. It's actually a birthmark.
Three years ago, in a shamanic ceremony in Peru, I drank Ayahuasca. During the trip, I looked down on my birthmark and...recognized it.
All of a sudden I felt cold stone against my back, heard the pounding of drums. My vision was filled with the night sky. Then the sta... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 23,075 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | It's kind of a funny story actually. Like most scar stories, it started with a kicking party. Booze was flowing, and stupidity filled the blanks sobriety left behind as it went away. Me and my buddies decided that it was a great idea to go to Walmart, steal a shopping cart and roll it down the hill outside the high sch... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 23,076 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | -063
"So, how'd you get that scar?" Isabel asked, tracing the raised mound of flesh.
"A man stabbed me in the throat with a broken beer bottle." Derek replied.
"A bad man, no doubt." She quipped. She was smiling thinking it a joke.
"No. He was a good man--a very good man. A loving father. A faithful husband. A bril... | 5 | 0 | 17 | 23,077 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | So I took interest in woodworking while in Jr. High and I wanted to make a jewelry box with my own tools, some might say they were my dads but I call that an early inheritance. I stole some scrap poplar from the junk bin, I measured out the parameters, learned how to do biscuit joints, and even bought a japanese pull ... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 23,078 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | "Hey, I've never seen that before. How'd you get that scar?"
Shit. Not again. I thought my hair was long enough to cover it. Looks like it's time for a new barber. Damn, this girl is cute too.
"It looks cool. Seriously, how'd you get it?" She looked at me curiously.
"It's a really long story."
"It's ok, I have al... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 23,079 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | It was a game. A foolish game, but one you completed as a man to express bravery in the face of death. We were 14 when Marcus and I went with a group of maybe 10 other men of similar age. Fear was not something we knew until that day.
We arrived to the remnants of another group of men finishing their round. The blood... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 23,080 |
[WP] So. How'd you get that scar? | Oh, this one? It was a sword to the face. I was carrying messages for the king, my job, you see, and I was attacked by a group of bandits thinking I was the rich merchant that took a similar route. I look nothing like a rich merchant, you know. "Stop your horse!" he yelled over the pounding of hooves. "No!" I replied, ... | 1 | 0 | 17 | 23,081 |
[MP] The first minute of this track | I can't help but imagine Satan dancing and beep boxing when listening to this.... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 23,082 |
[WP] When a man finishes his first beer, a bad thing happens. When he finishes his second beer, a good thing happens. He doesn't know what happens after his third beer... | A lonely man,
And his can and best friend for company.
Carelessly flipped tokens in that hat,
Which he gazed at longingly,
As he lay there, cold and talentless.
Then, paper flutters in the wind.
Like a crab, he scampers,
His desperation clasps that meaningless wafer,
And slowly, a tear creeps down his cheek.
... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 23,083 |
[WP] Write a short story about a man who farms Pickles from a pickle tree | There was a man named Pickle McGee
Whose house sat atop the Dill Pickle street.
And all down the block, and all down the road
About Pickle McGee's pickles there was so much to bode.
Until one day when Pickle McGee
Forgot to cover his big Pickle Tree.
Everyone marched with pitchforks in hand
And killed that pickl... | 5 | 0 | 9 | 23,084 |
[WP] Write a short story about a man who farms Pickles from a pickle tree | Cickledy Pickle was as odd as can be, but had a heart that yearned to share. He begged the clouds "give me something to give, let me lend aid to those in need."
In the midst of a drought, he dug a great hole, and in the bottom grew a tree. "Thanks be to above" cried Cickledy Pickle, "what fruit does it bare? Apples or... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 23,085 |
[WP] Write a short story about a man who farms Pickles from a pickle tree | It took hard work and dedication to create the most efficient fertizer mix. Vinegar. Mustard seed. Dill. Each working in conjunction with each other to form the proper base of nutrients required for a strong root structure and growth. The seedling needed to be set into the ground, setting more than half the length of t... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 23,086 |
[WP] Write the most disgusting, cringe-y, fanboy/girl-y fan fiction that you can. | LOL Hey guise!!!!!!!11 My name is Nanako! Not really but I LOVEEEE going by my Japanese alias. ITS SO KAWAIIIDESUUU. So this fanfiction is about SHERLOCK. My all time favorite TV show EVAR. Like LOLOMFG its so good and I love all of the gay undertones with John and Sherlock!!! so yeah this story is gonna be gay you got... | 20 | 0 | 20 | 23,087 |
[WP] Write the most disgusting, cringe-y, fanboy/girl-y fan fiction that you can. | 1 day, a gurl was on redit and she was very very lonly.
Then she went on /r/Wrightingpromts and fel in luv with username.
da username was named /u/Pelican457.
gurl was scared that Pelly wold not lik her, but she lik him, so she says 2 herslf "YOLO" over an over agan becuse tats wat her motha taught her befor she ... | 23 | 0 | 20 | 23,088 |
[WP] Write the most disgusting, cringe-y, fanboy/girl-y fan fiction that you can. | 1 day I was sitting in my room and suddenly a flash of light happened in front of my eyes! When I could see again I see a big blue phone buth right in the middle of my ROOM!! It was the doctor(the cute one not the old one hes disgusting) and he says “come with me Sakura we have to save time” and I say “yes doctor I lov... | 14 | 0 | 20 | 23,089 |
[WP] Write the most disgusting, cringe-y, fanboy/girl-y fan fiction that you can. | "so one day I (Kevin the dark hegdehog. im the older brother of sonic but way more cool and darker and i have tatoos and pircings and spiky hair) was chilling in my room smoking weed, drinking beer and kissing 20 girls (but not those icky ones in my class. EEEW) when the presnident of the USA came into my room and shou... | 4 | 0 | 20 | 23,090 |
[WP] Write the most disgusting, cringe-y, fanboy/girl-y fan fiction that you can. | omfg, I hate fanfics/fangirling/cringey shit. I was... I was *born* for this. Recently I was introduced to SuperWhoLock. Despite not having watching Supernatural or Sherlock - like the fangirls themselves - I will not let any gross ignorance get in the way. Ahem, here we go.
_____
Dean watched the angel Castiel with ... | 3 | 0 | 20 | 23,091 |
[CS] It's dark, and I have yet title, so let's converge, write more and come up with an awesome. | ~~With a proud and booming voice, the beast declared, "It is time. Quick! Follow me to my land and help me overthrow the Witch and reclaim my rightful throne!"~~
The beast reared up on what appeared to be its rear legs. Its torso exposed, I could hear the nasty crunch of bones being snapped into place as small arms sl... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 23,092 |
[WP] Last Friday the world ended. Today is Monday and I'm kind of dreading going back to work. | Last Friday, the world ended. Today is Monday, and boy am I not looking forward to going back to work. Jesus Christ, you can't give humans any creativity at all without them going and blowing each other sky high.
*Don't take my name in vain, dad.*
Sorry, son.
But, honestly Son, I really can't fucking believe this. I... | 8 | 0 | 11 | 23,093 |
[WP] Last Friday the world ended. Today is Monday and I'm kind of dreading going back to work. | Last Friday the world ended. We don't know exactly what happened. First SCP-682 got lose, next it was 173. Before you know it everything went to hell.
We managed to switch on SCP-2000 but it was too late. Everyone was dead, the skies were burning, water was freezing into a red ice.
I don't know how we survived that.... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 23,094 |
[WP] Last Friday the world ended. Today is Monday and I'm kind of dreading going back to work. | My alarm wakes me up at the fourth solar cycle, and I grudgingly forced my body up. I went through the my normal routine. Clean my oral cavity, rehydrate my plasma, consume my nutrients, and the list continues. After about five quantum counters, I was looking like the professional and successful slime gastropod my pare... | 3 | 0 | 11 | 23,095 |
[WP] Last Friday the world ended. Today is Monday and I'm kind of dreading going back to work. | I hate Mondays. I've always hated them, but now I hate them more than ever.
I can't do this anymore. I can't keep getting up day after day and living the same bullshit life I've been "living" these thirty-four years. Not after what happened on Friday.
'Take as much time as you need!' the boss said. 'Don't feel like y... | 3 | 0 | 11 | 23,096 |
[WP] A great person from history is shown after their death what their accomplishments achieve in the future. | "What do you mean erased?"
"It got erased. Nobody today knows it was you."
"Then how do you explain the concept of gravity? What keeps you attached to the Earth?"
"Using Newton's Laws-"
"Who's Newton?"
"Sorry Mr. Kanada-Was it? Newton is the one who discovered gravity and shared that knowledge with the world."
"W... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 23,097 |
[WP]Your entire world collapses when you (s)he utters the sentence. "You were chosen by mistake." | My first submission for a prompt to this subreddit and I messed up the title.....I swear I looked at it for like 5 minutes making sure this would not happen.
Oh well | 3 | 0 | 9 | 23,098 |
[WP]Your entire world collapses when you (s)he utters the sentence. "You were chosen by mistake." | I sat, staring out over the water. The inner city park bench became my escape as I strolled down here in the warm Summer months. Drinking beforehand, and bringing my music as I sat and watched the sunset over the spires downtown. I scratched my scruff, trying to find just the right song to fit my buzz. Before I...my sk... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 23,099 |
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