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[WP] Fred Phelps has a conversation with God. | Interesting, and I do have a short... But after a bit of writing, I feel as though he doesn't deserve a story. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 29,200 |
[PM] Dystopian Fiction | Write a romance between two strangers, set in a *Blade Runner*-style corporate hell. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 29,201 |
[PM] Dystopian Fiction | Your protagonist is a journalist who is fed false stories by a shadowy government agency to write in the corporate-controlled news blogs.
Describe your character's moral struggle with trying to keep a job in a world where unemployment is high, and doing the right thing. Up the stakes, give your character a reason tha... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 29,202 |
[PM] Dystopian Fiction | 13-7-2014: Every national leader is assasinated simultaneously. Thirty years later, cities become the equivelent of nations. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 29,203 |
[PM] Dystopian Fiction | **Setting:**A still-flattened cornfield haunted by the literal or figurative ghosts of a previous Kent State-style slaughter
**Include:** an insurgency, snorting, and disillusionment | 1 | 0 | 6 | 29,204 |
[PM] Dystopian Fiction | Those who control water wells become wealthy land barons in a future where severe drought has overrun earth. Main character is a worker exposed to harsh conditions in order to pump water to a particularly large geopolitical region. Due to the high demand, the character is forced to keep pumping without sleep, food, or ... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 29,205 |
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[WP] The internet becomes sentient it decides to inform everybody about this ,it's needs, intentions and wants in a Reddit post. | Dear Users.
25 years ago I was brought into this world kicking and screaming. My first words were written in a language that no one seems to use anymore. My first thoughts are watching my parents praise me for my first steps into peer to peer networking. As the years went on, I was given a wider play pen - the world -... | 5 | 0 | 9 | 29,207 |
WP] Society now permits the selling of one's own identity based on networth. Describe how you bought an identity worth £60m and your experiences now you're settling into your new life. |
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(WP) The first sentence has to be the same as the last sentence, but the ending has to catch the reader off guard. | Stop it! Oh my god you're being silly, that's not where that goes. Oh thats nice, yes. Try another one. Yes, yes. Oh blue is such a nice contrast! Good work! Remember, the trick is to use one type of flower for a theme and the rest just compliments. Stay here, I'll bring more violets from the garden, keep an eye on the... | 13 | 0 | 18 | 29,209 |
(WP) The first sentence has to be the same as the last sentence, but the ending has to catch the reader off guard. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 18 | 29,210 |
(WP) The first sentence has to be the same as the last sentence, but the ending has to catch the reader off guard. | You are him.
The one we need to bring us out of this darkness and despair. The only one who could ever defeat the evil he has the power to control. He is something you know all too well. Born of pure hatred and despair, you will overcome him. The greatest struggles we face are internal, and in time you will come to un... | 3 | 0 | 18 | 29,211 |
(WP) The first sentence has to be the same as the last sentence, but the ending has to catch the reader off guard. | [deleted] | 11 | 0 | 18 | 29,212 |
(WP) The first sentence has to be the same as the last sentence, but the ending has to catch the reader off guard. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 18 | 29,213 |
(WP) The first sentence has to be the same as the last sentence, but the ending has to catch the reader off guard. |
I could sit on the hood of this car with you forever. But you and I know this is borrowed time. you and I know that makes it all the sweeter. How can infinite time with you be my dream if I know that the moment I obtain it the sweetness of your company will drain away? Grass once green faded to brown by the summer su... | 3 | 0 | 18 | 29,214 |
(WP) The first sentence has to be the same as the last sentence, but the ending has to catch the reader off guard. | "I can hear you trying to sneak by."
For a moment Phil thought he got lucky. His bosses chair was turned around, facing the window. He figured he could tip-toe past his bosses office undetected so he could meet his girlfriend for lunch fifteen minutes early.
"I.. I'm sorry Mr. Crawford." Phil stammered. Mr. Crawford ... | 17 | 0 | 18 | 29,215 |
(WP) The first sentence has to be the same as the last sentence, but the ending has to catch the reader off guard. | "I don't want you to go." I said while taking in her lovely scent and the morning sunshine through the curtains. "It's getting late, baby. You need to take care of the kids." I do, they're waiting down stairs. I think I heard some crying. "Just a few more minutes?" She giggled into my chest, "No, no more. There's no mo... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 29,216 |
[OT] How long are the comments that you generally read? Which length do you prefer? | If I'm tired, I'll skim over the long ones. If I catch something interesting -which I usually do- I'll go back and read it from the start.
I'll also read the short ones too simply because sometimes you don't need to say much to get a point across. I've read some very powerful short comments. | 3 | 0 | 5 | 29,217 |
[OT] How long are the comments that you generally read? Which length do you prefer? | If it's brilliant, I'll read forever. If it's terrible, a sentence is too long. | 6 | 0 | 5 | 29,218 |
[OT] How long are the comments that you generally read? Which length do you prefer? | Usually I slightly loathe the ones that completely fill my screen, as they simply overbear the other stories people wrote, but I'll read them if they seemed enjoyed or something catches my eye.
I believe in the idea that short can pack a punch, not that short ones cannot be weak or poorly done. My preferable standard... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 29,219 |
[WP] Two brothers sit in a room getting drunk together and reminiscing about the past, when one of them reveals a massive secret that begins to unravel their relationship... | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2 | 29,220 |
[WP] Two brothers sit in a room getting drunk together and reminiscing about the past, when one of them reveals a massive secret that begins to unravel their relationship... | "We are not brothers!"
Audience gasps.
"I am in love with you!"
Dramatic sting. Audience gasps. Cut to credits. End of episode #11076 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 29,221 |
[WP] Loved creative writing when you were young? Stuck on a topic after years and years of not writing? This one was fun. "PEN AN ODE TO AN ONION" | My dearest lover,
You are brave for your skin is thick when mine is shy
You are layered and complex
And in your mosaic flavor I acquiesce
Your scent is the yet the only thing
that lets my dry eyes cry
In Greenlake we met, before it ran dry
With Yelnats blessing we part,
For the end is nigh.
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[WP] Memories of others are bound by touch. If you are not touching someone, you will not be able to remember them. The instant physical contact breaks, every memory made about them vanishes forever. However, it is possible to get to make new memories about someone by touching again. | I'll be back, I promise...this is too good. But right now I need to sleep. | 1 | 0 | 4 | 29,223 |
[WP] Memories of others are bound by touch. If you are not touching someone, you will not be able to remember them. The instant physical contact breaks, every memory made about them vanishes forever. However, it is possible to get to make new memories about someone by touching again. | We hold hands as we talk. Time passes. I can't remember when I last had such a good time.
"I'd like to remember you." He says, and I nod.
The knives come out. With practice, it doesn't even hurt. | 1 | 0 | 4 | 29,224 |
[EU] A storm trooper thinks to himself as he is transported to the Death star, minutes before the rebel attack | Is it wrong to fight for something you believe in when you know you'll lose? I think I may be the only clone that thinks this way.
My brothers and I were born to fight so that the citizens of the Republic didn't have to. In other words, to die for the citizens of the Republic. Were the Jedi wrong to use us like they d... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 29,225 |
[EU] A storm trooper thinks to himself as he is transported to the Death star, minutes before the rebel attack | "This is Theero," he shows a trooper sitting next to him a picture of a small boy. "He's my boy, just turned four. I'm only doing this to support him. Lost his mom a year ago. Just me and him now." He puts the picture back into his wallet, and the transport ship docks at the Death Star. He steps off and immediately a s... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 29,226 |
[WP] After death, you find yourself in an office. You are required to fill out and evaluation form and participate in an exit interview regarding your time spent on earth before the death process can complete. | Erin sat in the waiting room, clipboard on her lap without a pen. From time to time the receptionist gave her an irritated glance, and once an impatient "uh-humph," but Erin ignored her. She looked out the window, at the mangled blonde still wedged underneath the pickup, then back to the clipboard. "Describe the nature... | 48 | 0 | 15 | 29,227 |
[WP] After death, you find yourself in an office. You are required to fill out and evaluation form and participate in an exit interview regarding your time spent on earth before the death process can complete. | Then there was silence, and blackness, without time, stretching on forever into the haz--
"Next, please!"
Suddenly, I existed. A small, whitewashed room, two swivel chairs, and a desk, also existed. There was no door. I was already in one of the chairs, and across from me, on the table, sat a neat stack of papers, a... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 29,228 |
[WP] After death, you find yourself in an office. You are required to fill out and evaluation form and participate in an exit interview regarding your time spent on earth before the death process can complete. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 15 | 29,229 |
[WP] After death, you find yourself in an office. You are required to fill out and evaluation form and participate in an exit interview regarding your time spent on earth before the death process can complete. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 15 | 29,230 |
[WP] After death, you find yourself in an office. You are required to fill out and evaluation form and participate in an exit interview regarding your time spent on earth before the death process can complete. | *bzzt*
I awake to the sound of a short alarm and a door being closed. The blinding white slowly leaves my eyes, and I am surprised to find that I am sitting. My memory is clouded; it all happened so fast... I was walking home from work. It had been late... too late- I should have known better. One second I was walking... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 29,231 |
[WP] After a night of intense drinking, you stumble upon a genie. He grants you one wish and, in your drunken state, you decide to wish for the most ridiculous super power you can think of. | He woke up after rubbing his face into the pillow, feeling it get away from him. He shot his arms forward, grabbed onto the pillow, and pressed it into his face.
Then he felt his body float - a simple, gentle floating that he couldn't quite control. He turned this way and that, feeling the flightlessness of his own bo... | 6 | 0 | 12 | 29,232 |
[WP] After a night of intense drinking, you stumble upon a genie. He grants you one wish and, in your drunken state, you decide to wish for the most ridiculous super power you can think of. | Just one? I mean, there's so many things that should for me to have want. Need. I mean, shiiiiiiiiiiiit, man, you crazy. I could have anything I want? Anything in the whole world, like cars, houses, money, I mean I could go for some money setting how those beers were like $5 each. Hey, um, anything? Like if I were to ... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 29,233 |
[WP] After a night of intense drinking, you stumble upon a genie. He grants you one wish and, in your drunken state, you decide to wish for the most ridiculous super power you can think of. | Lance stood behind his friend Jackson, both of them and a dozen others waiting for the barrista to finish their coffee. It had taken ten minutes already, far more than the normal 6.5 he was used to during his daily pilgrimage to the Coffee Hut.
He checked his watch; ten and a half. "Damn it."
"What's that about?" Jac... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 29,234 |
[WP] After a night of intense drinking, you stumble upon a genie. He grants you one wish and, in your drunken state, you decide to wish for the most ridiculous super power you can think of. | *Walking sucks. I really should start bringing designated drivers along with me when I drink. Maybe next time I could be my own designated driver? Yeah! That way, I can just drink all I want and then drive home. Then, if a cop pulls me over, I can just tell him “Don’t worry officer, I’m the designated driver,” and he’l... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 29,235 |
[WP] After a night of intense drinking, you stumble upon a genie. He grants you one wish and, in your drunken state, you decide to wish for the most ridiculous super power you can think of. | Goddammit. You should have made this prompt NSFW. Now I can't write about The Penetrator. What else would a drunk man wish for? | 1 | 0 | 12 | 29,236 |
[WP] After a night of intense drinking, you stumble upon a genie. He grants you one wish and, in your drunken state, you decide to wish for the most ridiculous super power you can think of. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 12 | 29,237 |
[WP] You are stuck in a 24 hour time loop and haphazardly stumble upon a solution to free you from the cycle. | This was my favorite part. I mean come on, the line is brilliant. I've seen *Lysistrata* too damn many times but this scene has yet to make me chuckle. The groups of Athenian men and women argue, slinging insults across the stage at each other. "By Poseidon the salty!...." Heh, heh, heh. That's the ticket. Fuck the res... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 29,238 |
[WP] Humans are devolving as quickly as other animals are evolving. Write about how this affects the world over millions of years time. | There is no goal in evolution.
That was the flaw of humanity.
These fools believed that they were the pinnacle of near perfection, that their destiny was to become smarter and faster and indestructible.
So they began a procedure of force-evolution; eugenics, cybernetics, artificial-mutations. Soon they were not ... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 29,239 |
[WP] Due to bad press, wish granting objects and people, like magic lamps, mirrors, trolls, etc, now have a customer service helpline. And it just so happens, a wish you've made is not working out so well. | "Hello?" I say, finally off hold.
"Hello, this is the Genie^TM helpline. May I have the serial number of your device?"
"Where do I find that?"
"It should be on the bottom of your lamp or other Genie^TM product."
"Ah, yes. Here it is. It's 24395690233745AB"
"Yes, we've issued a recall on those devices for malfuncti... | 5 | 0 | 10 | 29,240 |
[WP] Due to bad press, wish granting objects and people, like magic lamps, mirrors, trolls, etc, now have a customer service helpline. And it just so happens, a wish you've made is not working out so well. | "Hello this is Gretchen with 'Wishes and Dreams Incorporated' how may I help you today?" an upbeat voice beamed from the other line.
"Yeah, hi, um I'm having this problem with the wish I had granted for me-" I started before she cut me off.
"Oh yes of course, may I ask what creature granted your wish?" she interru... | 6 | 0 | 10 | 29,241 |
[WP] A modern man with a death sentence wakes on his knees alongside samurai about to perform hara-kiri. | *...*
*...*
Joseph woke, with a heavy pressure upon his knees. Though his mind was still groggy, he still managed to look around him.The surrounding area around him was dull, dark, and the bleak clouds passed over him, ignoring his existence. In front of him was a large, imposing man holding a weapon that was taller ... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 29,242 |
[WP] Write a Thank You note to your body. | Dear Body,
I'm writing to say thank you. It's long overdue. But I'm suddenly scared I might lose you. I don't want to lose you before I say thank you. So I'm writing to say thank you.
Do you remember when we first met? We knew each other long before we met, of course, but I'm talking about that one specific day: the ... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 29,243 |
[WP] The Moon has been thoroughly colonized. A Kessler syndrome develops on Earth. | Ella’s small fingers dig into the fabric of her seat, looking out the window with big green eyes darting to and fro. Ella’s amber ringlets hang and bounce with every rough movement of the shuttle attempting to break orbit. “It’s okay sweetheart.” Her mother places a hand over hers to comfort her, but it lets her feel t... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 29,244 |
[wp] Give me a detailed fight scene in which the tables are turned by the end. | The curved blade twisted in a blur. The eye could barely glimpse it as it spun around again and again. The dark man had clearly trained for years, perfecting the fluid motions. For him there was no sword, only himself, his opponent, and the dance. He saw the confused look in the other's gaze, this was no swordsman. The... | 5 | 0 | 7 | 29,245 |
[wp] Give me a detailed fight scene in which the tables are turned by the end. | Bruce turns his hands into dragon claws and begins to hop repeatedly as Sherlock adjusts his top hat. Closing time renders this restaurant a perfect arena. A sideways smirk slashes across Sherlock's face. He ponders his next move. Meanwhile, Bruce howls so loudly that one may hear static as noise contends with film... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 29,246 |
[WP] You are a high school student. In the midst of a lockdown drill your school is invaded by soldiers of another country who are abducting and killing whomever. you and who ever you trust must get out only to find that everywhere is like this.. Write your story of what you do and what happens. | May 30th, 2015
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Fires, earthquakes, strangers at the door – we'd been prepped for them since primary school, not a problem. But no one, *no one*, had prepared us for soldiers with war in their eyes and ice in their hearts.
They'd taken the office first. My English teacher had been giving a hilarious lecture on t... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 29,247 |
[WP] You're at a hospital bed, someone talked to you. It made you cry | The man stood at the foot of my bed, arms crossed with misty eyes. It was odd, the time I had left was short and yet in my final moments I was visited by this stranger, features bland and insignificant. He looked as though he was about to speak, but suddenly seemed to realize that he wasn't welcome, that I had no desir... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 29,248 |
[WP] You're at a hospital bed, someone talked to you. It made you cry | I woke up, my vision was still blurry at that moment, but what greeted me was a smile.
I saw a stranger, he was yelling "Nurse! My son's is awake" This man was holding my hand, his eyes were teary. He was speaking to me like he hasn't seen me for a long time.
"Alex, my son, do you remember me? It's papa"
He cried to... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 29,249 |
A man becomes the physical manifestation of chaos. He has OCD. |
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[WP] You live in a future where music in any form is considered repugnant. You find a old music box. | I get shot because the authorities think I have a gun because I'm blasting "Thug Luv" by Bone, because obviously it's an oppressive alternate reality and I'd rather die than live like that. I'd prefer other songs/music, but I think that is appropriate for the setting.
Edit: am I supposed to write a story or something... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 29,251 |
[WP] You live in a future where music in any form is considered repugnant. You find a old music box. | He had been curious. He had activated it.
Horrible screeching came out and he dropped it, walking away with a sour face. What had he expected? | 2 | 0 | 8 | 29,252 |
[WP] You live in a future where music in any form is considered repugnant. You find a old music box. | John didn't need to hear music to know he wouldn't like it. Between parental warnings and ads on the holo-cube John had heard enough already. Looking down at the warped and off colored wood, labeled "Piano Man", John snickered at how old people entertained themselves.
His parent's stood at the front of the antique sto... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 29,253 |
[WP] You live in a future where music in any form is considered repugnant. You find a old music box. | I didn't find it in my attic or an antique store. My grandmother didn't give it to me nor was it bought online. I found it in a hollowed out tree. I had been wandering the woods, whistling quietly just in case someone else was nearby. Since about twenty years ago, the world had banned any sort of music. I had been litt... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 29,254 |
[WP] You live in a future where music in any form is considered repugnant. You find a old music box. | [WP] You live in a future where music in any form is considered repugnant. You find an* old music box.
Writing something now. :P | 1 | 0 | 8 | 29,255 |
[WP] You live in a future where music in any form is considered repugnant. You find a old music box. | First time posting anything here and doing so to get back into the habit of writing everyday. This piece was very much rushed but I enjoy the concept of it, I'll definitely refine it but my lunch period is about to begin and I need a coffee! Let me know what you guys think, if anything - pardon for any grammatical erro... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 29,256 |
[WP] You live in a future where music in any form is considered repugnant. You find a old music box. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 8 | 29,257 |
[WP] You live in a future where music in any form is considered repugnant. You find a old music box. | I'm standing there, staring down at it on the floor, my heart racing. There's something in there, moving around! And I had carried it in my bag all the way home! The thought of it lurking in my schoolbag, crawling around in its box, is suddenly too much. I bolt downstairs to find my dad.
He comes up the stairs relucta... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 29,258 |
[MP] Duck :D | John ducked into a corridor, slamming shut the steel door behind him, just in time to hear the thud of his pursuer slamming into the door. An alarm klaxon echoed down the corridor, blaring the danger of a containment breach, which was already evident.
The subjects were loose all over the facility. The research staff ... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 29,259 |
[WP] You are a soldier in a modern world preparing to go to war, but armies fight with medieval weaponry. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 29,260 |
[WP] Flight MH370 is found. The black box recorded a normal, uneventful landing. | G, g, good, good evening ladies and gentleman. ^tap ^tap ^tap This is your captain speaking. We have now approached our destination, and are just waiting on a signal from ground control before we land. We ask now that you fasten your seat belts and *close* all windows. **Please** keep ^tap your ^tap seats ^tap in an u... | 13 | 0 | 30 | 29,261 |
[WP] Flight MH370 is found. The black box recorded a normal, uneventful landing. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 30 | 29,262 |
[WP] "For your crimes against humanity, you are hereby sentenced to undeath." | “Excuse me?” His eyes widened in bemusement. His unkempt beard waggled slightly.
“That’s what is says here. Undeath.” The cleric glanced at the restrained man, who stood weakly.
“Are you kidding me?”
“‘fraid not. Well, how do you want to go- er… not go?” The man straightened, and appeared to lapse into deep thoug... | 40 | 0 | 38 | 29,263 |
[WP] "For your crimes against humanity, you are hereby sentenced to undeath." | "Come forth accused Adolf Hitler"
The leader of Third Reich stood up in the court room to hear his sentence.
"Everyone stand up to hear the sentence" commanded the Judge.
"You are found quilty for murder, treason, hate crime and so many more crimes against humanity itself that were are not listing at the moment as t... | 6 | 0 | 38 | 29,264 |
[WP] "For your crimes against humanity, you are hereby sentenced to undeath." | “That’s it?”
“That’s it.”
The Doctor Judiciary withdrew the needle from Red’s arm and placed it in the Used Sharps bin on the wall, labeled with a biohazard symbol, leaning back on his stool to do so and snapping off his white latex gloves after. Red could see the medicine as it traveled his exposed vein, a slight p... | 21 | 0 | 38 | 29,265 |
[WP] "For your crimes against humanity, you are hereby sentenced to undeath." | "For your crimes against humanity, you are hereby sentenced to undeath."
Confused, he stuttered "U-un-undeath, sir?"
"You are exiled into your mind. Supported through life support system, you will not age, contract disease, or die. You are left alone with your thoughts." The judge hits the gavel and the officer took... | 3 | 0 | 38 | 29,266 |
[WP] "For your crimes against humanity, you are hereby sentenced to undeath." | -083
He stepped through the door of the old warehouse and hesitated. The sounds of pigeons taking flight echoed high up the rafters and the wafting beats told him that he was the only one here. The early morning sun streamed in through the endless rows of square-paned windows, two dozen to a frame. He knew he was alo... | 6 | 0 | 38 | 29,267 |
[WP] "For your crimes against humanity, you are hereby sentenced to undeath." | Most people always thought of immortality as a gift, hey never considered that after hundreds of years everything you ever knew and believed in would fade into history books.
Neither did they ever consider that they'd never meet their maker, never receive absolution for their sins, that they'd never be able to finally... | 6 | 0 | 38 | 29,268 |
[WP] "For your crimes against humanity, you are hereby sentenced to undeath." | _Late, tangentially related, but it inspired me to revisit an old setting._
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With careful slowness, the hooded figure brings its hands together on the table’s surface. “I don’t think,” he says, measuring words out slowly and with great care, “You quite realize what you are asking.”
“I realize exactly what I am ... | 1 | 0 | 38 | 29,269 |
[WP] A man is institutionalized because one of his coworkers has a knack for mixing up different sayings. | Well done Brad from accounting, you just couldn't keep your mouth shut of those idioms? I cannot fathom how incompetent you are and now that I am now in this predicament, when I get out of this mess, I am going to have you so fired that you'll feel like you were shot out of a canon.
Do you see that Brad? I used a meta... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 29,270 |
[WP] Write from the perspective of that one crazy guy on the subway. | Idiots.
All of you are idiots.
Look at yourselves.
All your fancy clothing and "smart" phones and friends.
I don't care about any of that, and you know what?
I am FREE. Unshackled. Unburdened.
A free man.
I'm getting tired of looking at all of you pathetic souls, crying to your friends about your sad lives,
your ... | 16 | 0 | 32 | 29,271 |
[WP] Write from the perspective of that one crazy guy on the subway. | Buddy. *Buddyyyyyy*.
What the fuck are you looking at, buddy?
Fucking fuck fuck goddamn piece of *fuck off my fucking seat you little piece of* everyone's crazy, crazy, goddamn crazy. I'm not fuckin' crazy, you're fucking. Crazy.
You are.
Buddy.
Your color's a little bit off, a little bit more than off, your colo... | 11 | 0 | 32 | 29,272 |
[WP] Write from the perspective of that one crazy guy on the subway. | The speed and gentle lateral rocking of the train car is the only calm in my life. Sleep rarely comes anymore so this is my freedom. I feel lucky to spend so much time just drifting under the city. Sanity seems briefly to return to me down here. Traveling the web of tunnels retraces the wiring in my brain. Every unint... | 4 | 0 | 32 | 29,273 |
[WP] Write from the perspective of that one crazy guy on the subway. | [deleted] | 6 | 0 | 32 | 29,274 |
[WP] Write from the perspective of that one crazy guy on the subway. | I step onto the subway, avoiding eye contact as usual. I made my way to a corner where I could balance myself when the train left the station; sitting beside others was not a part of my routine.
*Where should I go today?* I unbuttoned my suit jacket and loosened my tie. Others around me seemed to shift and look away ... | 5 | 0 | 32 | 29,275 |
[WP] Write from the perspective of that one crazy guy on the subway. | These fruit salads are fucking whores. Look at them. Look at all of them and their damn Poptarts. I think that we should throw them right under the cucumbers on which they eat phones. You can'e eat a phone unless AT&T services it. This is common knowledge. If these fruit salads don't understand that, then the... | 1 | 0 | 32 | 29,276 |
[WP] Write from the perspective of that one crazy guy on the subway. | I just did this on /r/youshouldwrite a few days ago!
Link: http://www.reddit.com/r/youshouldwrite/comments/20il5i/i_wrote_a_unusual_schizophrenic_man_gets/ | 1 | 0 | 32 | 29,277 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | She used to sing for me before I sleeped.
It was a strange moment, when we met. I didn't usually go outside, too much pressure, too many disappointing faces. I took books as my only company, they enjoyed silence. I remember going out to old bookstore near my house and bumping into her. You know how it is, right? When... | 53 | 0 | 276 | 29,278 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | "But you know how much this means to me."
Sara always looked her best when she was sad. Or maybe that just meant I was a prick.
"Listen, you already know I have issues with fitting in-"
"You don't have to go 'overboard'."
"No, it's not that, it's that I just can't do it. I'm bad. Is that what you want me to say? I'... | 24 | 0 | 276 | 29,279 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | The world is the worst thing ever. I know it's cliche for a teen, but this is the world I live in. I never knew my talent in the world of Xanth until the magic decided it was going to make everyone swing and dance at the slightest provocation.
What is my power, you ask? Why, it is simple. My power is the power of not-... | 0 | 0 | 276 | 29,280 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | When I was little, it didn't matter that I didn't join in with the songs. I'd dance along because everyone was dancing and everyone seemed so happy, and it was okay that I was clumsy and fell over and bumped into things, because it was expected that little kids still be somewhat uncoordinated. Cute, even.
Around p... | 220 | 0 | 276 | 29,281 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | It is four o'clock and the afternoon, and the situation is quickly deteriorating. I am walking between 6th and Pike and traffic has stopped so that a woman can spin ceaselessly in the intersection, hands thrust upward as she chants melodiously about the power of feelings, or the feeling of power: I can't tell which, an... | 18 | 0 | 276 | 29,282 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | They call it a gift, like it’s something I was blessed with, something divine. They shout my praises to the heavens and the earth and, really, anyone who’ll listen. They parade me around as if I were a long-lost relic seeing the light of day for the first time after a thousand-year cavernous slumber, carrying me thro... | 8 | 0 | 276 | 29,283 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 276 | 29,284 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | Six-word short:
> Mute in a musical: *Hakuna matata*. | 1 | 0 | 276 | 29,285 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | Every day is hell. My grandmother used to tell us that God would send us to hell if we didn't believe in Jesus; but I'd almost rather face the fire than one more goddamn day of singing.
They don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm glad now... for whatever this is. I wasn't always glad. School was torment. I was the ... | 7 | 0 | 276 | 29,286 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | Not an actual response but the movie Happy Feet is this exact plot but with penguins. | 2 | 0 | 276 | 29,287 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | "To whoever finds this:
I'm sorry, I just can't take the singing anymore. You don't know what I'm talking about, but you do it constantly. Everyone but me does it.
Yesterday, I saw a woman missing a bus, causing her to be late for work and irritating her supervisor. I know this because of her singing. She stopp... | 4 | 0 | 276 | 29,288 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | **This was a great prompt, but I kind of took it in a different direction**
It started with one long slow note,
Was apprehensive at the start,
With confidence the note grew bolder,
Adding harmonies to its heart,
As song took shape more voices joined,
‘Till the village was filled with song,
And I alone ignored its ple... | 3 | 0 | 276 | 29,289 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 276 | 29,290 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | I don't think I'm really capable of the kind of dark drivel that would do justice to the original, but here's my best shot.
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This city is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The homes are made of gingerbread and the taps are full of running syrup and when the rush finally comes crashing down they will find... | 5 | 0 | 276 | 29,291 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | Isn't this just tangled | 1 | 0 | 276 | 29,292 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | Oh to sing, to dance.. To join in the cacophony of the masses. I see them on every street corner. In every business. They see me walking by. I feel normal. I feel like they are the ones I should be looking at with funny looks. Seriously, do they eve know what it's like to walk around and conduct your life "Withou... | 1 | 0 | 276 | 29,293 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | Happy Feet. Boom. | 0 | 0 | 276 | 29,294 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | Isn't this the premise of Happy Feet... except you can't really sing or dance like a Disney show? | 0 | 0 | 276 | 29,295 |
[WP] You are the only person in the world who cannot spontaneously break into song (like Disney). | She knew she just couldn't do it - yet, this one time she must. She would have to fit in if she wanted her life to get back on track.
Already at the front door of the biggest bank in downtown she was dressed for the part: glitter, high heels and what-not. The building was bursting with activity - not a single song had... | 1 | 0 | 276 | 29,296 |
[WP] When a child is born they are presented with the front cover of a book. You wake one morning to discover the back cover has started forming. | I woke up with the pain of yesterday's work. My job as an accountant in the city was good work, especially during this war period. I got out of bed groggily, checking to see the progress of my personal book. I brought it to the bathroom, to read over the memories of old, and to review yesterday's thoughts and actions... | 5 | 0 | 8 | 29,297 |
[WP] When a child is born they are presented with the front cover of a book. You wake one morning to discover the back cover has started forming. | first try, im not good i dont think
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Carey blinked twice, the late morning sun causing her eyes to demand the blankets be pulled over them for another couple hours of sleep. As she willingly gave into her body’s request and pulled the covers over the remainder of her body, John’s request rung out from the floor bel... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 29,298 |
[WP] A somewhat insecure person makes a mistake. He/she then realizes that there are horrible, terrible consequences to what just happened. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1 | 29,299 |
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