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[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	It was beautiful. Objectively, he considered the unconscious removal of gender. From a pure physical standpoint, the subject was female, mid-twenties, Caucasian. Additionally, conventional definitions of attraction, both social and physiological, opposed the appellation of beautiful, considering the stringy, unwashe...	31	53	29,400
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	[deleted]	1	53	29,401
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	The door splintered at the hinges. Boots clod heavily upon the wooden floors. The men spread through the house like a wave of flesh, crashing through every room, every closet, every nook and cranny until they came to find him in the basement of the small, inconspicuous house. "GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!" the men barked...	5	53	29,402
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	[deleted]	1	53	29,403
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	Someone in the streets is laying on the side. He seem to be a homeless person dying. I tried poking him and he starts to move and gets up. I hear him moan and starts to reach for my expired bread in hand. I swayed back and start to walk away. The dead looking eyes and the smell made me keep my distance. He begin to rea...	2	53	29,404
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	My father left when I was young, so it was my mother who took care of us. She had to take two jobs to make sure that my brother and I were clothed and fed. Looking back, I feel so bad now. We didn't make things easier for her. My brother and I would fight a lot and she'd have to break us up. Like the time I got a new t...	3	53	29,405
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	"Hey Jimbo Bimbo!" I turned around just in time for the notebook hurdling through the hallway to hit me straight in the face. The hallway erupted into laughter. With my cheeks burning red, I picked up the notebook, swung my heavy canvas book bag over my shoulder and practically ran to the open doors. "Freedom,"...	2	53	29,406
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	[deleted]	2	53	29,407
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	The last three hours had turned Jordan into a walking dead man. Linda had already gone through enough, so it was just to him to handle the onslaught of phone calls, hospitable requests and funeral arrangements. From the moment they had brought their beautiful little girl into the ER, that last moment Jordan looked ...	1	53	29,408
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	Man, you missed a weird one last night. You remember that college kid that O'brien found passed out in his own puke down by the harbour? Well, he woke up in the middle of the night and started attacking the other guys in the drunk tank. Took 4 officers to pull him down. Must have been on something more than the bo...	1	53	29,409
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	[deleted]	1	53	29,410
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	It was the first time Gopher had seen the sky, the first time he had been above the ground. The world he came from was destroyed, a polluted wreck of a planet. Gopher held a blank stare across the bay towards San Francisco, the sunlight shined off his pale skin as he knelt down to comb the grass with his fingers. "Fuc...	1	53	29,411
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	"Uh... George? I thought you died." He said nothing. As he shambled closer to me, I could smell something rotten. I felt a multitude of things, but above all I felt fear. I pulled out my pocket knife, which helped only to display my shaky hands. George got up right next me and I only could only squeak out, "Please do...	1	53	29,412
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	Cracked glassware is dangerous - every high school chemistry teacher knows that. Carefully checking equipment is a routine and necessary part of working with chemicals. But it's easy to overlook details from the inside of a positive pressure suit, especially when you're working overtime. Especially when you've been d...	1	53	29,413
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	"Oh man, killer zombie costume! Dude, hold on a sec, lemme instagram thi--"	1	53	29,414
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	I shiver a bit in the crisp night air. It's almost April and still snowing and icy, definitely not weather for me. The heater's out again. I turn at the creak in the doorway, and to my shock there's someone standing there. Oh my God. Someone's in my house. He's dirty, and kind of scruffy, but I don't care. I don't car...	1	53	29,415
[WP] A man witnesses the rise of the first Zombie in an Undead Apocalypse. Why does he fail to kill that Zombie and save the world?	That's always the joke right? The Zombie apocalypse. Z Day. Marketed and laughed about by twenty somethings wearing the latest cafe press vomitus. Stockpiles of food and survival gear fly off the shelves but no one really believes it will be the undead. Really it will be the living who do us all in. The governmen...	2	53	29,416
[WP] You pulled back the carpet in the closet to reveal the hidden door you didn't know existed. You open the door and realize your life is a lie.	[deleted]	6	10	29,417
Every intrusive thought you have becomes reality, describe a day of your life.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	29,418
A Dark Love Story. Where both people involved are bad people.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	29,419
[WP] Two beings try to sway the protagonist to their side. Each claims the other is a demon.	"It is a simple matter of cause and effect, Saul. You are free to do as you see fit... but knocking down the pillars upon which a healthy society stands sheds more blood than I ever could. He tempts you to open the path for him, calls me demonic and hides behind the very lies he decries." "A healthy society does not f...	2	10	29,420
[WP] Two beings try to sway the protagonist to their side. Each claims the other is a demon.	Alex's lips curled up, a wicked smile on his perfect face. He looked to Lukas, then to the raggedy girl to his left. "Come on Luke," he sighed. "do you really think I'm any more evil than this hag? Look at her, in her eyes. She's dead, not human. She's one of them, Lukas. She'll kill you the first chance she gets. She'...	2	10	29,421
[WP] All of humanity, represented by a single character	[deleted]	2	7	29,422
[WP] All of humanity, represented by a single character	[deleted]	1	7	29,423
[WP][EU] Fix a famous fictional love triangle by making it a threesome.	[deleted]	3	38	29,424
[WP][EU] Fix a famous fictional love triangle by making it a threesome.	Nice try, Stephanie Meyer.	9	38	29,425
[WP][EU] Fix a famous fictional love triangle by making it a threesome.	"James...you're so...Tight", Severus murmured as he pounded his former enemy, who was pounding his true love. The intense hatred he felt for James as he sandwiched him between Lily only added to his lust and they all climaxed simultaneously. -Years Later, in the potions classroom at Hogwarts- Severus pounded the stude...	2	38	29,426
[WP] A Dark Love Story where both lovers are bad people...	Dave followed the whore into the alley. His prey had never made it so easy for him. Usually, they call a cab and wait at a busy intersection on the street, surrounded by people. Dave hadn't been a serial killer for so many years by pouncing on women in public. This one however, she just entered a dimly lit alley with ...	7	22	29,427
[WP] A Dark Love Story where both lovers are bad people...	They were black Converse high tops, well worn, with leather uppers and scuffed white soles. The left one had a spot of vivid, dark red on the toe, and that was what had drawn Frank’s eye to it. The girl wearing the shoe was otherwise dressed in monochrome - black jeans, black jacket, grey sweater, black and grey scarf ...	3	22	29,428
[WP] A man/woman sits idly on a hilltop as he/she waits for a nuclear warhead to strike their city and contemplates their life.	By my count we have two minutes left. It's funny to see how things change when you go from never knowing which day will be your last, to watching the sweep hand on a chronometer make the final two turns. 'Live each day like it might be your last!', they say. I have 120 seconds left starting now. There were six citi...	3	16	29,429
[WP] A man/woman sits idly on a hilltop as he/she waits for a nuclear warhead to strike their city and contemplates their life.	The sirens seemed surreal. They cushioned the quiet and muted what was sure to be sheer panic down in the streets. Up here though, with the calm breeze pushing against the branches above me, it was as if I was simply watching a movie. She sat next to me, stirring with the breeze and settling when the leaves did. She h...	1	16	29,430
[WP] A man/woman sits idly on a hilltop as he/she waits for a nuclear warhead to strike their city and contemplates their life.	I'd been warned...well, not me specifically. My partner. They'd warned anyone whom they thought might deserve a job in DC one day. But the years I'd spent with my partner had obviously mattered enough to warrant a warning. I was at the top of a nearby mountain, just far enough that the blast would have no negative effe...	1	16	29,431
[WP] You get off a plane to find that the world has profoundly changed.	The terminal looked familiar enough. General Mitchell International. A small airport, with pasty, heavy-set Wisconsinites dawdling around pleasantly. I checked my bag, but that was no problem. I tied on a pink ribbon so it stood out against the black leather. It tumbled onto the concourse next to a pair of golf clubs. ...	8	7	29,432
[WP] A group of Viking explorers arrive at the Aztec city of Tenochtitlan.	"Strange," said Lothar Greenhand. "A full city of brown people." "And strange structures," agreed Erik Lotharson. "What magic could build such things, and allow them to stand? What gods are there that would let this city stay?" The vikings had arrived the previous night, camping out under jungle trees and a blurry, m...	2	5	29,433
Your father has passed away, but in order to receive anything from the will, you must track down a list of 9 people...	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	1	1	29,434
Book inscriptions	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	1	4	29,435
Any story with a crazy plot twist ending.	The light from the fire reflects off of my eyes, turning them into glowing embers. I can feel the heat on my bare arms, warming me despite the nightly chill. Flames crackle, releasing sparks and acrid smoke billowing into the air, stinging my eyes. I flinch when a few floating embers meet my skin, but remain standing ...	9	12	29,436
Any story with a crazy plot twist ending.	[deleted]	3	12	29,437
Any story with a crazy plot twist ending.	Nathan and his friends were gathered at a bar. It had been a long time since he had been able to get out and relax. His work was constantly filling his time, a never ending queue of tasks merely to pay the rent on his studio apartment. Being self employed was great in some ways, but sometimes Nathan longed for a steady...	3	12	29,438
Any story with a crazy plot twist ending.	Edit: First time with this. Let me know how I can improve. I enter the room and check the clock, 11:02 AM . "Lay down on the bed. Tell me what has been bothering you." "I picked up on lucid dreaming this past week." "Lucid dreaming?" "Yeah, it's hard to explain, but it's where you're aware that your dreaming, an...	3	12	29,439
Any story with a crazy plot twist ending.	"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa called quietly, slipping across the living room with a sack filled with presents. "Oh gosh," Brandi cried. "Is it really you. Are you the real Santa?" She asked. "I've got the biggest set of jingle bells you've ever seen, a sack so big I gotta swing it, and time to slide down your chimney all nigh...	2	12	29,440
Any story with a crazy plot twist ending.	One day there was a tank. It was not a big tank. It was not a small tank. It was simply a tank. Like any other tank that is a tank, it was large, but not too large. It had metal. It had dirt. It had strength. It had firing power. It was everything that a tank should be. The tank would wake up in the morning. Plow th...	1	12	29,441
Any story with a crazy plot twist ending.	"Gotcha!" he yelled, swinging his shoe like an ax onto the monstrous spider. The hairy beast had been jumping around the wall of his bedroom for almost an hour, and only now had Tom found the courage to slay the beast. With a triumphant roar, he rejoiced in his success. Pulling the shoe away from the wall, he found.....	1	12	29,442
Any story with a crazy plot twist ending.	Well, I wrote this for another writing prompt earlier, but I thought I'd post it here because I liked the ending on it so much: Since the dawn of man, we have all been born with a tag. A simple date and time stamp, printed on the back of each of our necks. This number is our expiration date. It seemed to have been gi...	1	12	29,443
[WP] The True Democracy coalition.	"What are we voting for again?" Marc asked, shuffling through papers. He was the kind of guy that liked shuffling through papers. "Trading treaty with Burkina Faso," Sara replied. You know the kind of person who has long, free flowing hair? The kind of woman who is care-fee and simply knows that things will work ou...	3	3	29,444
[WP] "I have good news and bad news. (...) No, no, that was the -bad- news!"	[deleted]	1	7	29,445
[WP] Negative numbers have been banned. The world struggles to adapt to a bizarre new reality	Jamie, a mathematician, stared at the computer, reading an article detailing the new law banning the use of negative numbers. A cold rush ran down his spine. "Ted, come here," he said, motioning to the other mathematician across the room. "Read this." Both men stared at the wall of text on the screen. Ted's mouth hu...	3	5	29,446
[WP] Negative numbers have been banned. The world struggles to adapt to a bizarre new reality	"What are we going to do now?" the man asked, crossing his left leg over his right to hide the fresh coffee stain on his dress pants. "Get the President on the phone," came the reply. A few buttons were pushed, and soon Barack Obama was on the line. "Before you say anything, I understand your frustration and your b...	3	5	29,447
[WP] Negative numbers have been banned. The world struggles to adapt to a bizarre new reality	Woah I was reading this way too late at night and thought it said odd numbers were banned. So that's what I wrote. Lol Hope you enjoy. It's been an interesting year since president Obama has been shot. Romney was voted in, Congress and the senate have been overrun by the Tea Party so called patriots. They've pract...	3	5	29,448
[WP] Here's a mix of the two: One man is immortal and wishes to die. He can only do so if the last other immortal kills himself... but lo and behold... he can't- he is either too mad, too clingy, or too spiteful to not.	James walked up to the house in shambles. It really didn't have a path, because a path would imply that people used it. As far as James knew, it was only used twice a year. He knocked on the door. Calling the piece of bark a door was definately a bit of a stretch, but he waited patiently nonetheless. It took Mr. Ri...	4	7	29,449
[WP] Here's a mix of the two: One man is immortal and wishes to die. He can only do so if the last other immortal kills himself... but lo and behold... he can't- he is either too mad, too clingy, or too spiteful to not.	Two men, standing in the middle of nowhere. One, old and decrepit, barely standing on his own two feet. The other, similar, except hiding behind a glass tube, seamlessly floating up and down, in a repeating pattern. Both men had their eyes locked on each other, with malicious intent from both. "Eloxochitl, stop this m...	3	7	29,450
[WP] Here's a mix of the two: One man is immortal and wishes to die. He can only do so if the last other immortal kills himself... but lo and behold... he can't- he is either too mad, too clingy, or too spiteful to not.	“Why?” His mouth twisted itself into that wry grin I'd seen throughout the centuries. “You know why, must I tell you again?” His eyes hid themselves in plain sight, taking in the view. We met as we did each decade here, where it all began. The air was dry and the moisture was being pulled from my skin forcibly ...	2	7	29,451
[WP] Your father has passed away, but in order to receive anything from the will, you must track down a list of 9 people...	This is my first time posting, here goes. Finally, the last one, the one that would free him from this bloody wild goose chase. All the letters he recieved were from either old pals of his or guys from his unit back in Vietnam. All them were pretty much the same story, how great he was, the things he did and all that....	3	6	29,452
[WP] Your father has passed away, but in order to receive anything from the will, you must track down a list of 9 people...	"Jason your section in the will says that to get anything you have to find nine letters from nine people to get it," the lawyer said. Are you fucking kidding me. First he spends most of my damn life away on some stupid business trip, robbing me, his only son, out of a father. Now to get a fucking inheritance from th...	2	6	29,453
[WP] You are a real Nigerian prince who has actually been deposed, and are bitterly making your thousandth last-ditch attempt to secure a foreign custodian for your fortune as the rebels are breaking down the door	Dear WileECyrus, Thank you for answering me. I know how difficult it must be to answer such a message, and I cannot blame you. We have a saying in Nigeria. It translates "to scrape the bucket in a dry well". That is my best translation in English. It is not very good situation to be in. Sadly, that is what I do no...	79	183	29,454
[WP] You are a real Nigerian prince who has actually been deposed, and are bitterly making your thousandth last-ditch attempt to secure a foreign custodian for your fortune as the rebels are breaking down the door	THUNK The door began to splinter apart in the middle. The rebels were using something heavy. And solid. Really? My own statue? Ugh, that's definitely damaging it. Does marble crumble? Crack? Could it withstand being used as a battering ram on a solid oak door? No time to dwell on that now. The Prince s...	24	183	29,455
[WP] You are a real Nigerian prince who has actually been deposed, and are bitterly making your thousandth last-ditch attempt to secure a foreign custodian for your fortune as the rebels are breaking down the door	could we have a follow up prompt when the prince comes to your place to give you the rewards	1	183	29,456
[OT] Reminder that Camp Nanowrimo is on!	I'm writing a short story. Steampunk. Dealing with a gun maker and a former associate teaming up again after a falling out.	1	6	29,457
[EU] Boo Radley of To Kill a Mockingbird is being put on trial for the murder of Bob Ewell	this sounds like homework.	8	18	29,458
[EU] Boo Radley of To Kill a Mockingbird is being put on trial for the murder of Bob Ewell	Hi there! Your post has been removed. Please don't use our subreddit as a place to try and get people to do your homework for you.	3	18	29,459
[WP] Make me like a serial killer	When the judge asked me why I, a successful, world renown doctor, did it; I simply responded with the truth. "They weren't going to recover."	3	5	29,460
[WP] Make me like a serial killer	It was a Monday. The diner was no more crowded than normal, with the usual customers sitting in their normal seats. None of them would do. I waited patiently, unaware of the beauty that would grace my eyes in the upcoming minutes. While playing with my silverware, I glanced upon the reflection of a young woman who had ...	2	5	29,461
[WP] Make me like a serial killer	All you need is the serial killer kit. Your kit has top of the line, cheaply bought tools such as: - A screwdriver, so you can remove all the doors - A laser pointer, so you can hold down your victims and give them blindness as you shine the laser into their eyes - A railroad spike, so you can give your victims the ...	1	5	29,462
[WP] Make me like a serial killer	Would you be capable? I tore my sword from his gut, letting him slump to the ground. He'd at least have a moment or two for a last thought. The wide edges of my sword gleamed in the firelight, the blood slipping from its smooth blade. Black metal wove down its center, spilling out into a handle that matched the r...	2	5	29,463
[WP] A deaf guy wakes up in a deaf world.	[deleted]	2	3	29,464
[WP] Your best friend finds your journal, which is filled with incriminating evidence against you.	It was a mistake. There it was underneath the covers of his sheets, the tip of a mahogany-brown leather spine protruded out just barely. I could almost smell the aged paper, the oily black ink within. It did not matter what was written inside, only the fact that it exists was enough to incriminate us both. It was...	1	6	29,465
[WP] Your best friend finds your journal, which is filled with incriminating evidence against you.	"Donny...what is this? WHAT IS THIS DONNY?!", the words came at me like projectiles. I look at Ian's face, I looked at him...and I knew...I knew he would never look at my the same way again. That journal he was holding...it detailed every single day of my life since I had joined this gang...this mob. And everyone knew ...	1	6	29,466
[WP] Your best friend finds your journal, which is filled with incriminating evidence against you.	"What the actual fuck is this Mark?" Jason was holding my journal tightly. I shouldn't have let him enter inside my room, it was the biggest mistake of my life. "J-jason, it's not what you think" "Mr. Jenkins?" rrrriiippp "Mrs. Velma" rrriiiipppp "Mr. Beagle? The science teacher?" I teared a little, each ...	1	6	29,467
[WP] And I guess kind of [EU]: A government agent is being paid to downvote things and spread misinformation in /r/Conspiracy, and has just sat down with the department chief for an annual performance review	Hang on, let me just go to /r/Conspiracy and copy and paste something over to here.	2	10	29,468
[WP] A boy/girl forced into working at a mining camp on a planet finds something to help him escape.	God. I used to think there was a being like God that would watch over me. Clearly he doesn’t stop by this hellish excuse for a planet. Ten years since I’ve seen my family. Ten years since I’ve held a full conversation with any other living thing. The guards here make sure we workers don’t fraternize. I know for a fact ...	3	9	29,469
[WP] "It seems that our gods were no more than mere mortals with a couple of gadgets at their disposal."	I was struggling to cap off my report. The papers were due for submission to the board in the morning, and our funding was approaching exhaustion. My fingers hovered motionlessly above the sprawling tabletop, which displayed a variety of data charts and findings, each connected to one another via an encyclopedia rife w...	2	5	29,470
[WP] A suicidal man, who is unaware of his immortality, attempts to hang himself. His roommate finds him alive and well, whilst hanging.	Joe had always been a quiet guy. Not in a bad way you know, just thoughtful. The last one to speak up about either politics or sports, but when he did speak up it was usually thoughtful and logical. So this is the kind of guy who doesn't exactly find himself with a plethora of girlfriends. Hell, he wasn't the kind of g...	74	102	29,471
[WP] A suicidal man, who is unaware of his immortality, attempts to hang himself. His roommate finds him alive and well, whilst hanging.	My name is Ronald. I'm not really an interesting guy. My girlfriend dumped me, I work a stupid job at McDonalds, and I like panda bears. They defecate up to 40 times per day. See? Boring. My roommate though, now that's a different story. This guy is practically Mozart of everything he touches. I saw him play a piano ...	23	102	29,472
[WP] A suicidal man, who is unaware of his immortality, attempts to hang himself. His roommate finds him alive and well, whilst hanging.	I decided to take a slightly different route, hope you like it. Sam and Dave were both fairly average guys. They met in high school when they found out they were both accepted to the same college. They both started renting an apartment together (because why not they knew each other already and it was better than a str...	3	102	29,473
[WP] A suicidal man, who is unaware of his immortality, attempts to hang himself. His roommate finds him alive and well, whilst hanging.	“Holy shit!” Ray’s feet struggle to reach the ground, hanging by his neck, feeling a bit of pain from the rope digging into his neck. “Well, yeah Dex, this counts as a holy shit moment.” He could’ve sworn that his neck would break or had broken when he dropped. “I—I left over an hour ago… W—When did you…?” A long s...	4	102	29,474
[WP] A suicidal man, who is unaware of his immortality, attempts to hang himself. His roommate finds him alive and well, whilst hanging.	Diana unlocked the door to her one room loft. The lease said the space was for one, but Gene was never one for rules. Gene came over one midnight, soaked from rain And drenched in mud from passing cars, and begged Diana to stay. Just for a few days he said. Just until he gets back in his feet. Three months later, Diana...	10	102	29,475
[WP] A suicidal man, who is unaware of his immortality, attempts to hang himself. His roommate finds him alive and well, whilst hanging.	Jeremiah turned the key to his shit-ball New York apartment’s door, and released a heavy sigh to what greeted him on the other side. He’d had a particularly bad day at work that day, and Frank had just made it infinitely worse. Jeremiah stepped into his living space and gently closed the door behind him. Frank was hang...	5	102	29,476
[WP] A suicidal man, who is unaware of his immortality, attempts to hang himself. His roommate finds him alive and well, whilst hanging.	Well, here I am, at the end of my rope I suppose. Heh, I probably shouldn't be making jokes like that, but why does it matter anyways? 'Nothing fucking matters anymore,' how cliche. I've never really had that much against living, having to work was a pain and not being able to waste away was a bummer, but it had its p...	2	102	29,477
[WP] A suicidal man, who is unaware of his immortality, attempts to hang himself. His roommate finds him alive and well, whilst hanging.	A king sized bed sat in the dark of a silent room. Photos lined the walls. Jonathan lay fully dressed on the left hand side. It was always the left, never the right. He stared forward at the white of the ceiling and remembered. He remembered January 1991. The beach was cold. It was dark. She had smiled as she held hi...	10	102	29,478
[WP] A suicidal man, who is unaware of his immortality, attempts to hang himself. His roommate finds him alive and well, whilst hanging.	"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE?" "You know. I'm just hanging around," Jeremy jokingly said. He was really fond of dark humor, but I didn't know if I should laugh this time. I rushed to get him out of the leather belt that's choking him, but he seemed unfazed. His face wasn't purple, and he was breathing fine. I cu...	2	102	29,479
[WP] A suicidal man, who is unaware of his immortality, attempts to hang himself. His roommate finds him alive and well, whilst hanging.	"Go kill yourself, asshole!" Was that an invitation? It was like that year in high-school when Tim dared Jack to flip off the railroad bridge. He didn't really question it; it was more of a compulsion than anything. The momentary peace of falling, or that feeling you get when you're driving. You know the one. When you...	2	102	29,480
[EU] A dead character in a work of fiction is brought back to life before the resolution of the plot.	"Let four captains Bear Hamlet, like a soldier, to the stage; For he was likely, had he been put on, To have proved most royally: and, for his passage, The soldiers' music and the rites of war Speak loudly for him. Take up the bodies..." "I'm not dead!" "I said take up the bodies.." "Hey, don't ignore me,...	5	4	29,481
[IP] A shelter in the event of storm...	The chasm seemed to be fathomless before me; the darkness, chillingly inviting. Carefully securing my helmet and rope, I descended downward into the depths. The water quickly snugged against my suit as the pressure increased with each stroke of my arm; what was left of the sunlight illuminated the waters above me ...	4	6	29,482
[IP] A shelter in the event of storm...	The man sighed heavily at the sunset that shimmered before him. He gathered up his binoculars and put out the meager signal fire he'd set outside what was left of the small cabin that he and his fiancee had built on the site where he'd asked her for her hand. With heavy shoulders he dragged himself back into the stru...	2	6	29,483
[IP] A shelter in the event of storm...	I am a shelter. I am supported by weary logs and thin nails. I am built on old traditions and aging architecture. Yet with every gust of wind I stand tall. With every drop of rain I stay dry My dirt is still pure. I am a shelter I will stay strong. But you are a storm You jump and scream Your wi...	3	6	29,484
[IP] A shelter in the event of storm...	The rain came down Thunder beckoned The distant roar Safe for a second The hut was empty Wine stained wood Forgotten writings This can't be good Then something slithered In the corner, in the dark My spine, it shivered The growls were stark The danger was clear Trapped on this ark With evil to fear.	1	6	29,485
[WP] In order to create a more intelligent society the government executes students if they fail a course in school	John, you have to admit there's a problem. We have 7 students in our entering class. And those 7 are the absolute best. The university's going to shut down. We have to relax our grading scale. Get a bit more lenient. That is not what the University of Chicago stands for. MIT doesn't even give anything lower th...	10	28	29,486
[WP] In order to create a more intelligent society the government executes students if they fail a course in school	At first it seemed like a great idea. The wording of the law made it sound like it would create a perfect utopia. When Law 388 passed, it was revolutionary. Anyone with an IQ less then 40 would be shot on site. Testing would begin at 10 and you would be retested every 5 years until death. In a few years, population was...	20	28	29,487
[WP] In order to create a more intelligent society the government executes students if they fail a course in school	"Mrs. Haley, you have to understand the case we have against you. You've broke the law. We have six hundred and seventy three incidents where you passed substandard students. Take the plea bargain. It's better than death." Mrs. Haley trembled in her seat. She had all but confessed to the crimes against her. It wasn't ...	4	28	29,488
[WP] In order to create a more intelligent society the government executes students if they fail a course in school	Jason looked at the man who had the gun to his head. He knew no words would save him from his fate, but he didn't want to die a wimp. "It's not my fault." "Oh yes it is." The dark-suited man replied. "You're the only one in control of your grades." "The old tramp had it out for me." "The records don't lie, Jason...y...	1	28	29,489
[WP] In order to create a more intelligent society the government executes students if they fail a course in school	First day with diary! Dear Diary, Hi! My name is Alex! I'm 15 years old. I have a mommy a daddy and a little brother named Jake! I live in a big city in a high building in a big apartment. My mommy and daddy have really important jobs. My brother goes to school but I don't Jake is really smart I would be smart to...	8	28	29,490
[WP] In order to create a more intelligent society the government executes students if they fail a course in school	[deleted]	1	28	29,491
[WP] In order to create a more intelligent society the government executes students if they fail a course in school	The students of Glenn High School filed into the auditorium one by one. Some struggled to hide the tears slipping down their cheeks while others seemed to have accepted their fate. Most simply kept their eyes on the ground and their face blank. Christa Mullins, however, smiled and looked around at her classmates. S...	2	28	29,492
[WP] In order to create a more intelligent society the government executes students if they fail a course in school	[deleted]	1	28	29,493
[WP] In order to create a more intelligent society the government executes students if they fail a course in school	59.The first thing she saw. 59. The number she had focused on for six weeks. After sixteen years of study the end was in sight. Four classes this semester, twelve credit hours. Three of them with professors she had come to know and love. Zero pressure with those. One math credit needed. 59. Their parents had been the...	2	28	29,494
[WP] In order to create a more intelligent society the government executes students if they fail a course in school	Whenever the test results were being announced, Mike would travel in his mind back to a place away from the fear and grief. While those in the class unfortunate enough to fall into the lowest percentile group sobbed, screamed, prayed, or pleaded ineffectually with the announcer on the stage, Mike was back in the place ...	1	28	29,495
[WP] There are two people. One is an exact duplicate of the other in appearance, memories and personality, and will die in a week. Neither knows which is the original and which is the duplicate.	We decided to go out sailing. We'd always wanted to do it but there had never been enough time, enough money. Now the time was gone and money never seemed so important. We'd packed our bag and said goodbye to our wife and children and left and headed towards the ocean in our beaten up 4x4. When we arrived the ocean loo...	3	21	29,496
[WP] You are the only person to be born without a printed expiration tag.	I didn't ask for it. People seem to forget that. I never wanted this. I still don't. People think it's a miracle, or a blessing, or some bullshit like that. But really? It's a curse. A terrible, horrible curse that haunts my every waking moment. I can never truly relax. I jump at the slightest sound, quiver at the sof...	10	14	29,497
[WP] You are the only person to be born without a printed expiration tag.	Mom's said August 23, 2005. Dad's said March 26, 2014. What's on my wrist? In this world, mortality is a blank patch of skin. My sister was unlucky at birth. The day after she was born, my parents made funeral arrangements. Her wrist deemed that she had 23 years of life ahead of her. Unfortunately for my parents, they...	20	14	29,498
[WP] You are the only person to be born without a printed expiration tag.	Since the dawn of man, we have all been born with a tag. A simple date and time stamp, printed on the back of each of our necks. This number is our expiration date. It seemed to have been given to us by god, to give us a purpose in life. An impending doom that both scared us and made us work harder. You knew when you w...	7	14	29,499

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