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[WP] You are the only person to be born without a printed expiration tag. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 14 | 29,500 |
[WP] You are the only person to be born without a printed expiration tag. | I'm a wild card. That's what they tell me. I'm unnatural, I shouldn't exist. The system cannot handle me.
I sit in a dark room with the two suits. They scowl and yell at me. I didn't know. My parents, they didn't know what to do with me. No on has heard of a situation like mine before. There was no precedent, no answ... | 5 | 0 | 14 | 29,501 |
[WP] Take a classic short story and add some unexpected development. As in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies or Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. | "Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the beating of his hideous heart!" And at this, as my head ached, my ears rang, as my very soul beckoned forth to tear the planks from the floor and crush that beating heart, they stared!
These wicked men, --these ... | 5 | 0 | 7 | 29,502 |
Oderus Urungus, lead singer of GWAR realized that Fred Phelps died. He decided to chase him into death to kick his ass. | [deleted] | 4 | 0 | 52 | 29,503 |
Oderus Urungus, lead singer of GWAR realized that Fred Phelps died. He decided to chase him into death to kick his ass. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 52 | 29,504 |
Oderus Urungus, lead singer of GWAR realized that Fred Phelps died. He decided to chase him into death to kick his ass. | Hi there!
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[WP] A depressed teen hires a hitman to take him out to make it not look like a suicide. | "Hi, um you're Mr. Voyde, right?"
He nodded. You know, I didn't think I'd go out this way, but I damn well know that everyone will be jealous of how I died! Death by murder....
Mom will cry for me, dad will notice that I put up a fight, that piece of shit Dexter will apologize to my cold face as he attends my funeral... | 47 | 0 | 44 | 29,506 |
[WP] A depressed teen hires a hitman to take him out to make it not look like a suicide. | I am walking, not in any particular direction, or any single direction. I might be pacing, or just walking erratically. I am pacing. First forward, back, left, back, back, forward repeating exponentially in columns of three. The lot is cold and empty. The tree is gone. I begin to think he isn't coming. He isn't coming.... | 8 | 0 | 44 | 29,507 |
[WP] A depressed teen hires a hitman to take him out to make it not look like a suicide. | The pain was getting to me, mind-searing and gut-wrenching. It was more than just something felt; I embodied it.
The worst part was watching my family and friends try and be strong for me. At school, I observed with disdain as my teachers began to treat me like I was something so fragile I’d break from anything. They ... | 7 | 0 | 44 | 29,508 |
[WP] A depressed teen hires a hitman to take him out to make it not look like a suicide. | "So, Is it still considered suicide?"
"What?"
"Well, If I hire you to kill me, would it still be suicide?"
"Listen kid, I'm not you god dammed therapist."
"Well, will I know when you're gonna do it?"
"Nope, no ones does."
"But I just wan't the pain to end, why is it always me who gets rejected, always me who get's bea... | 3 | 0 | 44 | 29,509 |
[WP] A depressed teen hires a hitman to take him out to make it not look like a suicide. | Jerry handed over the money, glancing behind him. "Just make it look like an accident," he whispered, right before the undercover police officer arrested him. | 3 | 0 | 44 | 29,510 |
[WP] A depressed teen hires a hitman to take him out to make it not look like a suicide. | Fiona shivered in her nightgown and waited for her death to arrive. The chill in the night air cut to her bone. She brushed a lock of her blonde hair from her wet eyes. The time for crying was over, and she had made her peace with the world.
No life stirred in the deserted alley near her home save for a piece of crump... | 2 | 0 | 44 | 29,511 |
[WP] After a night of intense drinking, you stumble upon a genie. He grants you one wish and, in your drunken state, you decide to wish for the most ridiculous super power you can think of. This time NSFW version!! | "NO! PLEASE! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
The street thugs circled ever closer. Steel glinted in their hands. "Give up the purse, Granny, and no one gets hurt"
They had blocked all exit from the alley. Ol' Granny Smith slowly walked backwards down the alley, until she felt the cold brick wall behind her. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
A fi... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 29,512 |
[WP] After a night of intense drinking, you stumble upon a genie. He grants you one wish and, in your drunken state, you decide to wish for the most ridiculous super power you can think of. This time NSFW version!! | As I stumbled through the campus, trying to remember where my dorm was, I found what could only be explained as a genie. Shiny memorabilia, a loud booming voice, and a stern grip that beckoned me into its aura. Beckoning me to stop, I had my chance, to ask for my wish, my super power. My world seemed a blur as I tried ... | 0 | 0 | 9 | 29,513 |
[WP] Write the story of a coma patient who is only unconscious when there is more than two other people in the room. | Ellen rubbed her eyes, her body tired and weak. Across from her, and on the other side of the bed, Richard stood, staring down at his son.
"He's been like this for a month now?" Richard's voice was hoarse and his eyes red.
Ellen nodded silently.
Richard sniffed and wiped his eyes as tears began to fall again. "I... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 29,514 |
[WP] You possess the sole remaining firearm in the entire world. | Six shots. I had six shots in my revolver. I had no extras. I would never have any more. I have to make them count.
TO CHUCK E CHEESE I GO!!! THE GREATEST TICKET HEIST KNOWN TO MANKIND SHALL HAPPEN TONIGHT!!! | 6 | 0 | 8 | 29,515 |
[WP] You possess the sole remaining firearm in the entire world. | After the Great War, we were all under one single government. The entire world. Thats not saying it was an evil government, it was actually the opposite. All they wanted was peace, but to do that hundreds of new laws were brought up, just to stop any sort of war from happening.
The banning of guns. Even the governmen... | 5 | 0 | 8 | 29,516 |
[WP] You possess the sole remaining firearm in the entire world. | No one seemed to give a shit when I stuck my AK-47 in their faces. The burly Pollock across the table seemed confused; judging from his molding hide-out, I doubted he'd ever seen one. His dull-red scar twisted as he laughed at me, playing with his combat knife.
"Your toy is useless here. A gun with no bullets is not a... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 29,517 |
[WP] You possess the sole remaining firearm in the entire world. | *Just a side note this is a story and does not give my true opinion on guns and such. Just a humorous idea I thought of.*
There it lies, a case housing what perhaps could be the only gun in this God forsake world.
I inhale deep, caressing the wooden case as if it was woman.
I have the power...What was I going to do ... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 29,518 |
[WP] You possess the sole remaining firearm in the entire world. | With the destruction of the last firearm that would ever exist, I would have thought that crossbows and spears would become the norm for home defense, that daggers would be as ubiquitous as smartphones, and among every single military and police force, swords and bucklers became standard issue. Of course, civilians sti... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 29,519 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,520 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | I'll post up in the morning. If you want a taste right now I'm thinking the bare bones of it:
Supervillan and Supervillan start battling it out in the middle of DC/NYC. Yeah, no easy moral decision here guys. Problem is they're equally matched. Needs someone to turn the tide, or they'll destroy the whole city. Lesser ... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,521 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | The man opened his pale blue locker, just like he had every day for the last twenty years. He pulled his pale blue jumpsuit from its depths, just as he had every day, slipped it on, and zipped it up. He threw on his utility belt, complete with a hefty flashlight, and his old service revolver for those pesky rats, and s... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 29,522 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | The air was thick with the smell of gunfire.
The citizens barricaded in their houses, free only in name.
The girl looked out the window, and there was red as far as she could see.
She only had to wait a few hours for her beloved to return, but something gripped her that day.
Perhaps the fact that her lover thoug... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,523 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | Mine was a little bit too long to post. Sorry.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8WMB9qltLmfwHGn4njmgcczqDBs_XYnFGv2iC7Z6vw/edit?usp=sharing
**1) & 2) I attempted to make the character of Mark my "Badass Bystander" as he was the one who could remember a time before the void. I don't know if it works out the wa... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,524 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | I don't think I understand the difference between "Right Man in the Wrong Place" and "Badass Bystander". How does a story tell about a Badass Bystander without making him sound like he isn't a Right Man in the Wrong Place? | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,525 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | *"We regret to inform you that the 5:14 Northern Line train to High Barnet has been delayed due to unforeseen circumstances."*
Unforeseen circumstances, my arse. Dr. Malice hijacks the TV last night to announce his latest plan. He's going to wipe our minds with electricity, or something. Now unforeseen circumstances... | 8 | 0 | 21 | 29,526 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | David - King David to the public - slammed his fists down into the old wooden cabinet, breaking it in two. They called him King David because he was *the chosen one*, just like the biblical character. That's all the real King David was. A character. People called David chosen because the first Medallion fell into his l... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 29,527 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | I may or may not end up writing a story for this, but I'll post my musings on the prompt regardless:
Forbidden Tropes: There's certainly a lot of overlap between this week's required tropes and the forbidden tropes, and the difference between the guys is mostly semantic. A character who makes a good badass bystander c... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,528 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | Fires burnt through out the night.
The news on the TV spoke of gas leaks and car accidents but the rats whispered of bombs and car chases. Their whispers grew louder on the Net; an ironic name for the network they’d set up to avoid government detection. The old underground system was used to hide cables connecting cyb... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,529 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | Is there a restriction on length. I wrote mine and it was 2553 words long. I did it again.
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[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | Hooray! Tropeday is here.
So, for my entry, I'm writing as a continuation of my [previous post](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/20pxuc/cw_tropeday_contest_1_introductions/cg6brze). The basic idea's at the top of the post, so I won't talk about the setting, characters (except the bystander), etc.
The p... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,531 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | Tom stood in the otherwise empty elevator, whistling to himself. He eyed the screen above the buttons, he was approaching floor one. Finally, the door slid open and Tom was greeted with a loud, ear-splitting shatter. Tom quickly slid to the covered side of the wide elevator to avoid the shards of glass flying towards h... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,532 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,533 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | I just continued last week's story, [it's over here for the curious.](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/20pxuc/cw_tropeday_contest_1_introductions/cg86ku9)
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Keita curled her hand about her mug of ale and looked at the two men sitting across from her. The two men appeared to be polar opposites of eac... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,534 |
[CW] Tropeday Contest #2: | Goddamn. This is getting kind of awkward. We’ve been in here for 35 minutes already and we can’t get past the second slide. If Sam doesn’t say *something* this is gonna be an ugly outcome.
“What I was trying to say is that the improvement from the last quarter to this one was a positive that we can build off of.”
“Yo... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 29,535 |
[OT] Is there a way to find the top rated comments? | Hi there!
Unfortunately, reddit doesn't have a way to sort all posts by comment scores, but you could try taking a look at the stories generated by the top prompts. You could also take a look at our [subscriber favorites](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/wiki/favorites). You could also try searching /r/bestof fo... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 29,536 |
[WP] [NSFW] "He brought a screwdriver to a swordfight... there were no survivors." | Time slowed for the last swordsman as the phillips tip closed in on his eye. In the eternity before the metal shank claimed his life the folly of their hubris dawned on him. He hated himself for the ridicule spat upon the handyman as he entered the arena. For not realizing the similarity of dedicated swordsman,... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 29,537 |
[WP] [NSFW] "He brought a screwdriver to a swordfight... there were no survivors." | The 11 men stood in a circle.
"Where's Jim? He's late again." Said one of them. That was hen they saw him. He was sitting on a tree stump holding the weapon that was to cause destruction beyond their beliefs. The first four ran out at him. The first of the four pulled his blade from the scabbard in a long sweeping mot... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 29,538 |
[WP] [NSFW] "He brought a screwdriver to a swordfight... there were no survivors." | "The coward is not coming," Lord Ferdinand Montasso scoffed as his rapier jumped and stabbed through the empty space where its rival should have been.
"Coward?" Reginald DeParteur repeated as the monocle dove from his eye at the mere thought. "Lord Ferdinand, you do not know this Descaulles. He had never backed down f... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 29,539 |
[WP] Two ambassadors of warring planets meet at a bar in a space station to discuss a truce, and find out their planets have both been destroyed by the other and they are now the sole survivors. | The space station was technically Zirconium property. Who would have thought a piece of property this small could cause a war. The Zirconium ambassador, who's government had felt this was the last resort, had told him to do all he could to return peace. And so, he invited the Plutonium ambassador to talk here, of all p... | 7 | 0 | 22 | 29,540 |
[WP] Two ambassadors of warring planets meet at a bar in a space station to discuss a truce, and find out their planets have both been destroyed by the other and they are now the sole survivors. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 22 | 29,541 |
[WP] In the distant future, a team of soldiers must return to an abandoned Earth. | I awoke to a green light, floating in endless warmth.
Was this the afterlife? I thought, but as my vision cleared so did my hope of death. It took me a few minutes to realized that I was in some sort of liquid, suspended upside down, a multitude of wires and tubes strawed out of me and into other places beyond the lo... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 29,542 |
[WP] In the distant future, a team of soldiers must return to an abandoned Earth. | "I haven't been planetside in ages," John shouted over the roar of re-entry.
"This is the third time this year I've stood on real dirt." Brian lifted his head, finally waking up. Our ship was little larger than a capsule, big enough for just the three of us. They told us the heat shield was tough, but for some reason ... | 5 | 0 | 7 | 29,543 |
[WP] In the distant future, a team of soldiers must return to an abandoned Earth. | Reentry had become more and more simple these past years. Of course, that had mostly been on planets with a lower gravitational force than earth. Over the roar of the slowly dying warp engine, the techs assured me that the small rockets attached to the heat proof material that covered my calves would get me to 8,000 fe... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 29,544 |
[CW] End a story with someone saying "Here we go again..." | The crunch of gravel beneath the tires had faded into the background. Rumbles of the engine and the lurch of the transmission became an accompaniment to the sway of the vehicle as it traversed the road that carried them closer to their destination. Each runnel and trench crossed over caused various squeaks, creaks, rat... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 29,545 |
[CW] End a story with someone saying "Here we go again..." | My adrenaline was running high, my senses in tune with the atmosphere. The sirens, the lights, the screams. From the dead of night, the deepest of sleep, into the fray once more. Someone in need of help, someone in their darkest hour, struggling to see the light. Surreal as a dream, lucid as a nightmare, as real as dea... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 29,546 |
[PM] Writing silly poems and limericks, come give me some subject matters! | [Barbie Gets Medieval...](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/191197566/faire-play-barbie-compatible-3d-printed-medieval-a) | 2 | 0 | 8 | 29,547 |
[PM] Writing silly poems and limericks, come give me some subject matters! | Write about the woes of having a head cold. | 2 | 0 | 8 | 29,548 |
[PM] Writing silly poems and limericks, come give me some subject matters! | A line for the bathroom. | 1 | 0 | 8 | 29,549 |
[PM] Writing silly poems and limericks, come give me some subject matters! | The worries of a student in debt. | 1 | 0 | 8 | 29,550 |
[WP] A new drug hits the streets that makes the user hallucinate the near future. | "Just take a hit, man." My friend nudged me with his shoulder. He had a plastic bag in his hand, with two coffee-brown pills in it.
"I really don't want to, man." I sighed. I had heard of the experiences the drug gives on you. Lets you see in the future, and some shit. Not something I want to deal with. "Besides, whe... | 7 | 0 | 7 | 29,551 |
[WP] A new drug hits the streets that makes the user hallucinate the near future. | I see her, right there in the subconscious swirling mist.
It's the only reason I take Oracle, despite what friends and family tells me, throwing away my life they said, fuck them. As long as she was in my future, everything will be fine.
It was tricky of course, but I manage to figure out the places, she will be. O... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 29,552 |
[WP] A new drug hits the streets that makes the user hallucinate the near future. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 7 | 29,553 |
[WP] A new drug hits the streets that makes the user hallucinate the near future. | Never take anything if you don't know what's in it. Life is too short to risk such dangers.
They came out of no where. No one knows where they came from, or who the original supplier was. It was always a friend of a friend knew some guy who got some off his friend's cousin. This drug wasn't like anything wasn't like an... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 29,554 |
[WP] Write a story about your future | I'm scared
Scared for the future and present
Scared because the best feeling I've had all day is the pain in my fingers I have in my fingers as I squeezed the steering wheel of my car
Stress has taken over
It comes from having to go and go and go
There is no stop
And there will never be a s... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 29,555 |
[WP] Write a story about your future | Hey, this was time where I said goodbye to Aunt Isabelle
Oh, I remember, this was time where Baby Jack is going to say his first
words, I laughed at how he said that time "mama"
Well, my hand is turning the doorknob now
Ok, I remember doing this, I looked back and waved goodbye to Auntie and her family
Oh, here co... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 29,556 |
[WP] Write a story about your future | They always tell you to focus on the future because "it's going to get better."
But here's the kicker: it wont.
I'm a slave to the same system that has dictated my entire life. The same system that told me "if you get good grades, you can get into a good college, and then you can get a good job."
Where's my rewar... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 29,557 |
[WP] Write a story about your future | Blonde. Two kids. Nice home in the suburbs. Pilot.
A daughter. A spacious condo. Lawyer.
My friends, colleagues, siblings. They all have their lives planned out.
But, me? My canvas is white, whereas everyone's life is painted out in front of them.
No, it's not that I don't have goals. It's not that I don't care.
I... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 29,558 |
[WP] Write a story about your future | "Well I did accomplish my dream, just not in a way I really thought of"- *General Hospital*'s Adam Gilligough said in out exclusive interview with the soaps newest cast member. "I mean I always wanted to be an actor, but I always thought more HBO, not daytime soap operas! I figured that was for washouts but it's been ... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 29,559 |
"I don't remember anything, sir. I just recall the flash." He responded... | You didn't know what to make of the pearly gates. The clouds that supported golden streets. Laughter everywhere. Heaven was almost exactly as you imagined it.
You waited in line, a surprisingly long one, to get in. People of many ages and colors shuffled up to the gate, saying their last prayers and preparing themselv... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 29,560 |
[WP] A world where everyone blinks 10 times less frequently, but each blink lasts 10 times as long as they do in our own. | "Studies have confirmed that Weeping Angels are, indeed, real." | 1 | 0 | 1 | 29,561 |
[WP] The day I killed your father must have been the most horrible day of your life, but for me - it was just Tuesday. | The old bastard sat in his wheelchair, smoking his cigar and looking out the window. He was stroking his beard that was slowly beginning to grow gray.
"The day I killed your father must of been the horrible day of your life, but for me - it was just Tuesday." He puffed out smoke.
"Tell me...how did he die? What was ... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 29,562 |
[WP] An email exchange between two people that starts with long, well written letters and devolves into a single emoticon at the end. | **Cheesycakes900** [9:10 PM]: Hey, I’ve been seeing you on the comment sections on youtube. Videos from my favorite gamers like Cry and Pewds. I just wanted to know you better, well…you seem to be an interesting guy. I mean, your opinion really matches with mine so I’m thinking if you’d like to be friend, like, interne... | 6 | 0 | 10 | 29,563 |
[WP] An email exchange between two people that starts with long, well written letters and devolves into a single emoticon at the end. | **[Some Guy]:** We've been working together for a while now, but I haven't had the courage to tell you how I feel about you. Your smile lights up even the darkest of my days, and I would be honored if I could have the chance to get to know you better. Would you be free for dinner sometime?
**[Me]:** k | 1 | 0 | 10 | 29,564 |
A man has been confirmed as a passenger of the missing Malaysian airlines flight. He was found in a mental institution for claiming Atlantis is real... |
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[WP] A man undergoes a experimental new surgery to remove his emotions. He walks out the hospital the next morning and... | Nothing. Absolute and crushing nothing. That's what I feel. And I hate it.
As I walk home I watch the world. The sun is shining. The birds are chirping. Children are playing. And I don't care. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters anymore.
For so long I felt the sorrow. I felt the worst kind of pain. The sadness that ... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 29,566 |
[WP] A man undergoes a experimental new surgery to remove his emotions. He walks out the hospital the next morning and... | He awoke. The sun was shining through the window on his face, so he squinted. The nurse noticed his movement and gave him a big smile. He watched as she ran and grabbed his doctor. The doctor also smiled at him, and asked him how he was feeling. He simply stared. The doctor chuckled and suggested that the surgery must ... | 8 | 0 | 4 | 29,567 |
[WP] A man undergoes a experimental new surgery to remove his emotions. He walks out the hospital the next morning and... | "Welcome to the unit, corporal. Your real training just started." | 4 | 0 | 4 | 29,568 |
[WP] A Victorian Gentleman, complete with cane and top hat, arrives at the scene of a fierce LAPD hostage standoff and picks up the megaphone. | "Cut!!!" yelled the director as the goddamn extra tripped on the steps....again. Does anybody know how much it cost to rent out a bank? How have we been shooting for 4 hours and haven't even moved inside yet.
Deep down he knew the lack of focus was likely just the crew reacting to this goddamn victorian outfit. But he... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 29,569 |
[WP] It is year 2453 and everything the mind seems capable of imagining and creating has been accomplished. The world is a mess. Someone in the slums creates something new, big or small your choice. | I'm a horrible writer, but I'm excited to see what people come up with. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 29,570 |
[WP] It is year 2453 and everything the mind seems capable of imagining and creating has been accomplished. The world is a mess. Someone in the slums creates something new, big or small your choice. | There's a hum, gentle but alive in the air. It gets darker from the dazzling spectacle of light above though, and as the ground nears it almost leaves everything else grey and drained of colour. A new spectrum of light itself, vehicles with an efficiency higher than 100%, thought imaging, life sculpting.
Everything t... | 7 | 0 | 9 | 29,571 |
A man loses his job on Wall St. A chance encounter changes his life as soon as he steps out. |
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[WP] Disciples of a God, who neither lives nor breathes. | "Oh Holy Ones, we gather here to be thankful of Your blessings, Your presence, and the multitude of ways You enter our lives.
"Oh Holy Ones, we pray before your visages, eager for Your favor, Your gifts to be bestowed upon us, Your immortality to guide our lives.
"Oh Holy Ones, small to large, the many faces of One... | 6 | 0 | 5 | 29,573 |
[WP] Disciples of a God, who neither lives nor breathes. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 29,574 |
(WP) A man has been confirmed as a passenger of the missing Malaysian Airlines flight. He was being held in a military hospital making claims that Atlantis is real... | Fuck me...just came from /r/worldnews and scanned this thinking I was still in that sub. Talk about a double take. | 11 | 0 | 9 | 29,575 |
[WP] The entire universe is an arena where Gods are competing to develop the most successful forms of life. | Kuthamyana stared at the tiny, flimsy tin can as it hobbled through the nothingness. Inside, housed 150 fleshy, fragile ‘humans’ that Zeus had made. He could feel their excitement. He knew through their prayers, (all the Gods heard everyone’s prayers) that they wanted to find life, to not be alone in this endless expan... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 29,576 |
[WP] An unruly boy gets a pink dress with red roses shoved on him at school by a female teacher. He begins to plan his revenge. | Wait a minute, you aren't gonna get us to plan your revenge for you. Just tell your principal and call a lawyer. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 29,577 |
[WP] A man's body has been found. The cause of death: impalement by an uprooted traffic sign. Reconstruct the scene of the crime and explain how it happened. | I don't really write much, but I got the urge to do some creative writing this morning so I figured I'd go for it. This is my first time sharing anything I've written online. Hope you enjoy :)
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It was early in the evening, yet Dale had already downed his twelfth beer. His wife Beverly had locked herself in their... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 29,578 |
[WP] A man's body has been found. The cause of death: impalement by an uprooted traffic sign. Reconstruct the scene of the crime and explain how it happened. | "I'm Detective Trent Lawson," introducing myself as I meandered up to the crime tape. The officer guarding the crime scene inspected my credentials, looking at me wearily; it appeared that he had been at his post for far too long. He chuckled as he read my name, possibly finding humor in the fact that my name and car... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 29,579 |
[WP] You discover you are actually inside of the Matrix. Morpheus never comes for you, and you don't know how to escape. | I have a system now. When I see an Agent, I head underground. A manhole, a basement, a stormwater drain. I hide. After twenty-four hours I emerge, find a change of clothes, blend in again.
Sometimes I think they see me, and they *know*. I don't want to take the risk. Neo told me what happens when they know you're sel... | 27 | 0 | 47 | 29,580 |
[WP] You discover you are actually inside of the Matrix. Morpheus never comes for you, and you don't know how to escape. | I am powerful. I'm invincible. I could even say that I'm a God... but I'm still wired. But I don't care.
Sometimes I fear for humanity, knowing that all of our research in space is in vain... that we'll never live outside this planet, waiting for impending doom... until the next asteroid hits.
Sometimes, I wonder... ... | 7 | 0 | 47 | 29,581 |
[WP] You discover you are actually inside of the Matrix. Morpheus never comes for you, and you don't know how to escape. | Never a safe moment. I am a potential agent. | 3 | 0 | 47 | 29,582 |
[WP] You discover you are actually inside of the Matrix. Morpheus never comes for you, and you don't know how to escape. | [deleted] | -2 | 0 | 47 | 29,583 |
[WP] You discover you are actually inside of the Matrix. Morpheus never comes for you, and you don't know how to escape. | If I had the time today to respond to this prompt, I'd be all over the possiblity of how the Merovingian would jump all over that opportunity... | 1 | 0 | 47 | 29,584 |
[WP] You discover you are actually inside of the Matrix. Morpheus never comes for you, and you don't know how to escape. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 47 | 29,585 |
[WP] You discover you are actually inside of the Matrix. Morpheus never comes for you, and you don't know how to escape. | Just as it did the first time, the cat jumped out from behind the dumpster and stretched before trotting down the alley. I can’t shake the feeling that I’ve seen it before. Usually I’d walk right past, thinking nothing of it. But now, I don’t know. It felt exactly the same.
I’m beginning to notice this more and more. ... | 3 | 0 | 47 | 29,586 |
[WP] You discover you are actually inside of the Matrix. Morpheus never comes for you, and you don't know how to escape. | I wonder if they've ever noticed me. Maybe they don't think I see them but I do. They move about with a certain barely tangible grace and confidence that sets them apart, even in a world as bizarre as this one. I see them glide by in tight-knit groups. They try their best to make it look natural but you can tell if... | 2 | 0 | 47 | 29,587 |
[WP] You discover you are actually inside of the Matrix. Morpheus never comes for you, and you don't know how to escape. | It was an accident when I discovered the truth. I was on top of a building, a small telemarketing business that sold tools and supplies over the phone. I was staring at the street below, taking off my suit’s tie. The city was busy and my jackass of an ex boss had given me my pink slip, which I oddly remembered enough i... | 6 | 0 | 47 | 29,588 |
[WP] You discover you are actually inside of the Matrix. Morpheus never comes for you, and you don't know how to escape. | I could never understand how anyone could think they were just a story. All the great themes of history, the Eleusinian Mysteries, the Resurrection of Christ, the Revelation, leading up to a few "movies" that explained it all. _The Matrix_. The masterpiece.
It was a mistake to look for him in the obvious places fir... | 1 | 0 | 47 | 29,589 |
[WP] You're a passanger on a cruise ship and suddenly recieve the news that the ship has run aground on an island that shouldn't be there. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 30 | 29,590 |
[WP] You're a passanger on a cruise ship and suddenly recieve the news that the ship has run aground on an island that shouldn't be there. | "Wait a second"- said John's room mate -"lemme check the old paper maps"
As both of them peeked the old yellowing map, the captain just sighed in disbelief over the tannoy system.
"Yep, fucking Sandy Island, those scientists are gonna get crucified"
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For those wondering: http://en.wikipedia.... | 6 | 0 | 30 | 29,591 |
[WP] You're a passanger on a cruise ship and suddenly recieve the news that the ship has run aground on an island that shouldn't be there. | I had never woken up by crashing into a wall before.
When I slid to the floor and turned about, warm blood gushing down my nose, my bunk was uprooted and my possessions strewn across the room. I looked to the lit corridor outside (the lamp was gone). It was only then I noticed the sound. An elephantine dull screech w... | 1 | 0 | 30 | 29,592 |
[WP] You're a passanger on a cruise ship and suddenly recieve the news that the ship has run aground on an island that shouldn't be there. | PART 1 (Will continue when I get off work)
Aunt Emily was just rounding up the last of the orange pastries. After ingesting a rare feeling of meticulously crafted melancholy, one that a boy only gets when he first consciously witnesses the entanglement of all the qualms that infest the already toxic pool of "real circ... | 1 | 0 | 30 | 29,593 |
[CW] Give me goosebumps/make me tear up | I believe the feeling I have grown to calling my Hunger actually started when I was 5. My mom had just brought home a beautiful white kitten. I’m talking pure white, I called her Snowie. Bought her a collar with her name on a little brass tag. Even going so far as painting white dots on the tag to look like snow fallin... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 29,594 |
[WP] A super-villain doing all the wrong things, for the right reasons | I actually just did something like this over on the "Make me like a serial killer" thread.
New to this sub, so not sure what etiquette would be, so I'll just link: http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/21d8z9/wp_make_me_like_a_serial_killer/cgc50ko | 2 | 0 | 14 | 29,595 |
[WP] A super-villain doing all the wrong things, for the right reasons | “Death is a part of life, my son. If we fail to realize that the inevitability of death is certain, we become lost inside the meaningless of superficial living. Entrapped in the worship of things other than ourselves as humans and our own humanity. Man loses sight of the fact that those around him are just as he is; he... | 6 | 0 | 14 | 29,596 |
[WP] A super-villain doing all the wrong things, for the right reasons | I don’t naturally blend into crowds. Even in New York City, a metropolis known for its indifferent I’ve-seen-everything populous, I can walk down a busy sidewalk and men practically break their necks turning to watch me pass, and the women, well, they tend to give me a jealous once-over, intimidated by my attractive fe... | 5 | 0 | 14 | 29,597 |
Describe a dialogue between two people where they mostly say fake, made up words but still try to convey the dialogue's meaning by actions. | Woops, forgot to add [WP] | 1 | 0 | 1 | 29,598 |
Describe a dialogue between two people where they mostly say fake, made up words but still try to convey the dialogue's meaning by actions. |
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