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[CW] Tropeday #5:
Ooo, this feels like it may be a tricky one, given that my current story barely has 4 named characters. Also, my chick is entirely not a peacekeeper. I may need to pull something clever out of my hat here. Also, looks like Outlaw Town and The Reliable One link to the wrong place. I think the URLs aren't supposed to...
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[CW] Tropeday #5:
I guess I'm the only one again. D= This might be a bit late this week, I blame Easter, but I needed to write it anyways. Feel free to skip the gold, I write these for my own amusement at this point. [Link to last week's story.](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/22ioam/cw_tropeday_4_the_hopeless_war_co...
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[WP] The Judeo-Christian Bible Told From Satan's Perspective.
Being a "good" Christian man my entire life, believing in the teachings of Jesus and whatnot, I was quite surprised to find my naked, old body flung against the burning irons of Hell upon my earthly demise. Wailing is all I remember from the first few days (weeks? months? hard to be sure, actually) when I finally found...
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[WP] The Judeo-Christian Bible Told From Satan's Perspective.
>You can choose to make Satan a diabolical villain or just a misrepresented hero, either way I think this is an interesting idea. I take it you haven't read Paradise Lost before.
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[WP] The Judeo-Christian Bible Told From Satan's Perspective.
Free thought. Is that such a bad concept? All I wanted was to live my life the way I wanted it to be. All I had asked of God was to be free. All he did was laugh and say that he knew best. He was older and wiser, and therefore knew more than I did. I grew tired of listening to his teachings. The next thing I knew, I wa...
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[WP] The Judeo-Christian Bible Told From Satan's Perspective.
They're like ants – bright, glowing, wing-ed ants – wandering, flying, flitting, sitting....worshipping The Almighty, one of thousands of names He required Himself to be called. He loves us, He says, and that is why we worship Him. He loves us so, SO much and He created us; therefore we *must* love Him, but not *beca...
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[WP] The Judeo-Christian Bible Told From Satan's Perspective.
I only sat in it for a minute. If you've never seen the Throne of God, its quite the spectacle. Solid gold. Covered in pillows embroidered with gold thread. Whenever He sits in it, the harps embedded in the back played sweet melodies and the whole thing glowed with a soft light. I was curious how it felt. Did the gl...
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[WP] You encounter an old homeless man in the streets of Los Angeles. He tells you his life story.
His name was Jim, said he was around 95 years old, stopped counting after his wife died, but that's another story. He was from a small town in Iowa. Remember the Andy Griffith show? He said it was like the town from that show, what was it....err....Mayberry! Everybody knew everybody and people were always friendly. Wh...
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[WP] You encounter an old homeless man in the streets of Los Angeles. He tells you his life story.
Calvin warmed his hands by the fire barrel and looked out into the darkness. He rubbed his dirty stocking cap back and forth to scratch his scalp. He took it off a moment and ran his fingers through his black dirty blond hair. The stocking cap went back on. "Hey, old man." A voice called out. Calvin looked lazily in t...
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[WP] in honor of palindrome week, write a story that ends how it started
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[WP] in honor of palindrome week, write a story that ends how it started
"Dammit, this was never going anywhere from the start." That's a loser sentence right there, good reader. But, unfortunately, it passed my lips. I was depressed, out of a job, had a [Scandinavian con-woman ex-wife](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1tbt0c/wp_in_a_funny_twist_of_events_someone_gets_lost...
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[WP] in honor of palindrome week, write a story that ends how it started
“Madam, I’m Adam.” Exclaimed the man in a hurried tone. “Eve” the lady responded. “I have a Toyota that we need to depart in.” “Is it a racecar?” asked Adam. “Yes, I got it from Mom at Noon, specifically for this assignment.” Exclaimed Eve. “O God, do go!” intoned Adam. “What is your code response?” “Y no Texas ax...
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[WP] in honor of palindrome week, write a story that ends how it started
The world was shrouded in dark. But one day a tiny little being found a tiny little ember. It clung to life sitting out in the dark. Enamored by this insignificant little light the being cradled it and cared for it. Little by little the flame grew under the careful care of the being until one day it was a great f...
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[WP] A group of highly skilled and highly trained secret agents are sent to apprehend a well known terrorist. When they arrive they arrive they notice paranormal things happening all around the house they have made the mistake of entering.
We finally make it to the bunker we've been searching for for the past 12 or so years. Richard Kingsley. The man single handedly responsible for the fall of Russia and the bombing of the Taj Mahal. Each of us file in one by one and once the last of us file in we start searching for him. Almost immediately we start t...
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[WP] While staring into the woods, the character says, "They're staring at us again."
Shit, Shit, Shit. James sprinted through the underbrush for what seemed like hours. He looked down at his watch; “5 minutes left,” he whispered, “20 more miles to go and I’m free.” THUD!!! James fell flat on his ass; his hand shot to the pain in his head as he looked up to see what hit him. *A tree* he thought, *dam it...
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[WP] While staring into the woods, the character says, "They're staring at us again."
Dr. Ian Marcus had just finished writing out his findings of the day and was looking forward to some sleep. Today was his fifth night in the small Colombian village, not counting the three days it took him to get there. He had been spending his time studying the Carabya tribe, learning about their customs and int...
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[WP] While staring into the woods, the character says, "They're staring at us again."
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[WP] While staring into the woods, the character says, "They're staring at us again."
"They're staring at us again." The feminine voice only has a twinge of electronic trill; it's the one familiar comfort I have in this frozen wasteland. Though, to be honest, I'm still not used to the fact that her voice seems to originate somewhere behind my right eye. "I'm aware of that, but thanks." A thousand meter...
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'Because together we are weak, and I have dreams of being strong.'
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'Because together we are weak, and I have dreams of being strong.'
"Because together we are weak, and I have dreams of being strong. One day I'll be as strong as the rest of them," he said, though he wasn't sure he believed it himself. The thick man in a grey suit sat across from him, the light of the lamp translucent through his whole body. "Are you sure about that?" the thick man...
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[WP] The Final Flight From Earth
"All systems on, go, go, go!" The Atlas Trans System Ship launched out of a three mile deep missile silo in the middle of a open field. She and her three sister ships rocketed out of Earth's Atmosphere. Surrounding the silo was a mob of half a million people all trying to get a ride on the ship before it left Earth fo...
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[WP] The Final Flight From Earth
The behemoth roared. The ship's crew struggled to maintain balance as life surged through the engines and panels. Steady as always, Captain Rein was scanning the bridge, counting her crew members and running a final system check. They had just finished loading the last passenger. The last to arrive was a small group ...
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[WP] The Final Flight From Earth
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[WP] The Final Flight From Earth
I knew why we had to go. The wars, the famine, the sickness. This was the end of the world. Yet part of me didn't want to leave. I recall taking in a deep breath, thinking this would be the last time time I ever got to breathe real air. It's funny the things you remember. I remember looking at all the people. Wonderin...
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[WP] The Final Flight From Earth
It was supposed to be a routine launch. Just one more multi-million hunk of junk out there in the big beyond, just so the Joneses back home could have cheap cable. Well, not cable. Satellite. You know what I mean. Well, something went wrong. The US blamed the EU, the EU blamed the Chinese, the Chinese blamed the Korea...
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[WP] The Final Flight From Earth
"First we improved the food. Then we got clever and started improving the livestock. Then we moved on to pets. That's really where we went wrong." The mother turned to the screen and pointed to the shrinking blue orb. "Take a good look kiddo. That's the last you'll see of the planet your grandparents knew. It belongs...
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[WP] A man who shows no emotion comes home to find his wife cheating on him.
She was the only one that ever befriended me. It made me happy to hear her good stories and sad when she had bad days, but unfortunately I am unable to show any form of outwardly emotion. I don't blame other people. I probably wouldn't be friends with me either. But I thought she understood me. We have been together...
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[WP] A man who shows no emotion comes home to find his wife cheating on him.
"Well this isn't very good at all," the man droned in his typical monotone. He was an accountant and accountants, after all, are a very dull people. His wife was curled beneath their floral print comforter with Gerald from the office. Gerald was a salesman, so he had the worldly expertise of a man who'd been to thre...
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[WP] A man who shows no emotion comes home to find his wife cheating on him.
Per usual I didn't know what to say. I felt like my whole world had cast me off it's side to float in its orbit, leaving me to hope to catch a glance at its splendor from a cold isolated place. I asked her to leave, and she told me she wished I cared. Once she left, I wished I did to, or at least that I could show her ...
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[WP] A man who shows no emotion comes home to find his wife cheating on him.
"I do" said Chester, and he did, although he sounded as if he did not. "I DO!" exuded Melissa, and she did not, and she sounded as if she did enough for both of them. "Oh ya." stated Chester "your breasts are very appealing". And they were. "Give it to me baby!" moaned Melissa "Its so big!". It was not. "I feel...
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[WP] A man who shows no emotion comes home to find his wife cheating on him.
A middle-aged man hyperventilates his was into his hallway bathroom and loosens his hang-noose tie as he gasps for air. He turns the taps and haphazardly hurls the stream into his face, which washes away the hint of watering eyes. The tapwater mucks up his vision, so he removes his glasses. He looks up to stare at the ...
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[WP] A man who shows no emotion comes home to find his wife cheating on him.
Did you get your idea from this? Phil Ivey Catches His Wife Cheating: http://youtu.be/nhVIqwmCwFE
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[WP] A man who shows no emotion comes home to find his wife cheating on him.
Alexander Mundee ached as he pulled himself up the solid oaken stairs inside his tenement. His feet, sore and swollen from a long day's work, this day same as the last, felt the knots and lumps in the oak wood through the paper-thin soles of his shoes as sharp nails, each one radiating a sharp white-hot spike of pain a...
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[WP] People around the world wake up with various superpowers, and one old, technologically illiterate man gains the power of technomancy.
"Computer! Give me the Google!" The Google seemed to come out from his LED monitor, like a face pressing against thin, stretchy plastic. The arm of the Google jutted out and finally pierced the monitor, then its head, then its cylindrical, sci-fi robot-like body fell onto his keyboard and then onto the floor. "GOO-GL...
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[WP] Humanity ventures out into the stars, and begins to meet other sentient species. However, only Earth has creatures that eat other creatures, or animals.
And with that unfathomable discovery, mankind has discovered that he is and always has been eternally alone in this universe.
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[WP] Humanity ventures out into the stars, and begins to meet other sentient species. However, only Earth has creatures that eat other creatures, or animals.
{I am probably going to butcher some evolutionary concepts, but I need the story to work, so I just ask that the story stand or fail on that merit, not real world accuracy, Thanks} When we arrived at the first planet and they had no weaponry, no religions, and the domininant species was very homogenous outwardly, we w...
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[WP] Humanity ventures out into the stars, and begins to meet other sentient species. However, only Earth has creatures that eat other creatures, or animals.
June 17th 2209 - The Quantum Reality Drive is created/discovered by the Sancho-Yam research and development group. Due to the nature of the hyper-collab-commune the details for creating the device become widespread within minutes. July 3rd 2:03:37 am GMT 2209 - First Ventures Physical Protection Services is incorporat...
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[WP] Humanity ventures out into the stars, and begins to meet other sentient species. However, only Earth has creatures that eat other creatures, or animals.
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[WP] An average teenager wakes up to find that he has a pair of wings.
What a pathetic position I was in right now, wedged over the sink crying my eyes out while my mother continually cut the skin from my back. Small strings of flesh flutter downward as blood swirled and drained into the checker pattern tiles of the bathroom floor. I felt something move within me and let out a small scr...
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
Mr. Kinder, thank you. Thank you for creating this wonderful sub and I wish you the best of luck as you continue your writing career. *raises glass and bows*
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
I hope one day I can through this site and other practice work up the courage to publish something as well. Thank you for making an interesting and productive place here on Reddit. Good luck.
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
I thank you for everything you have done. I don't write a lot here (for fear of criticism) although I love to read through everything here. The amount of effort members put in is very inspiring, I applaude your work.
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
What do I do if I don't have a Kindle? I do not intend to ever buy one. Edit: appears I don't need a Kindle. Thanks!
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
Congratulations! Regardless of anything, I'm always proud of anyone taking that step and ultimately getting to the point of publishing their first things. Good luck on your second project.
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
Congratulations! This subreddit has given me motivation to finish my novel as well. I'm still working on it, but I've become more dedicated since joining this group.
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
Well done..keep doing what you're doing.
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
Thanks for this sub and well done with your book! Nice shout out to nanowrimo too, its a cool project and prompt tool of its own! Take care. X
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
Congrats. this is a great sub, I've surprised myself more than once following the prompts here and it's gotten great stuff from the community.
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
Congrats, Ryan!
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Nice job!
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
Grabbed the book. Will help me when I'm not sure what to write for the day.
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
Congratulations, my friend! I'm excited that you finally got your work out there, so naturally I bought a copy as soon as I heard. I can't wait to read it!
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[OT] You've all inspired me to finally publish something, thank you!
Hey boss, Can't get on Amazon... I really should be working, but... eh. Could you put down the blurb? Grats with the effort too. I procrastinate too much... and I also find that the words I write never get the fantasy in my head across and I become disillusioned with it very quickly. One of these days, though... *si...
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[WP] At birth, a baby is given a robot to help out and be a companion for life. Now an old man in a rest home, his robot starts to malfunction. Seated on a bench close by, you witness their final interaction.
In class till noon. Will be back then.
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[WP] At birth, a baby is given a robot to help out and be a companion for life. Now an old man in a rest home, his robot starts to malfunction. Seated on a bench close by, you witness their final interaction.
Sadness glazed over the man's eyes, he had to be about eighty, if not older. Silver hair sparkling under the warm April sun, wrinkles engraved as memories throughout his body. He may have been old, but there was still so much life left. His grey eyes glossed over showed all the emotions he once lived, all the happines...
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[WP] At birth, a baby is given a robot to help out and be a companion for life. Now an old man in a rest home, his robot starts to malfunction. Seated on a bench close by, you witness their final interaction.
A data burst shows up on the old mans glasses. "The hell do you think your doin?" The bot stares back "We are sitting" "Don't give me that you tin can!" he points to his glasses "I can see what your doin, your movin data like crazy, plugging up holes in your subroutines" The Bot hesitated "Correct" The old mans b...
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[WP] At birth, a baby is given a robot to help out and be a companion for life. Now an old man in a rest home, his robot starts to malfunction. Seated on a bench close by, you witness their final interaction.
^beep ^bop ^boop Redirecting databases to external ^tcchh bot. *Sally?? Sally is that you?* "Yes, it's Sally. It's also almost lunch time. I made sure they're bringing you a chocolate pudding today, too." ^beeep Time to sleep. *No, I said I wanted chocolate. Vanilla makes my tongue sticky.* ^bleep ^beep There are ...
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[WP] At birth, a baby is given a robot to help out and be a companion for life. Now an old man in a rest home, his robot starts to malfunction. Seated on a bench close by, you witness their final interaction.
Dad told me once that some of his very first- and many of his very best- memories were with his robot, "Leo." He was the sentimental type, my father, and as such he'd never had any desire to replace it. He also claimed to have been "creeped out" by the newer, more realistic models. Most people felt the same about ...
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[WP] At birth, a baby is given a robot to help out and be a companion for life. Now an old man in a rest home, his robot starts to malfunction. Seated on a bench close by, you witness their final interaction.
"Fredrick," The computerized voice spoke, "I am afraid I will not be around to assist you much longer. The internal circuitry in my chassis has been shorting out lately. I fear it will not be much longer until my emergency power structure finally overheats. When this happens, I will no longer function." Old man Fredri...
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The rich evacuate Earth, fearing it is doomed and leaving the poor behind. When the return thousands of years later, Earth is a lot better than the state they left it in.
EDIT: Typo in the title. The 3rd 'the' should be 'they'.
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The rich evacuate Earth, fearing it is doomed and leaving the poor behind. When the return thousands of years later, Earth is a lot better than the state they left it in.
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The rich evacuate Earth, fearing it is doomed and leaving the poor behind. When the return thousands of years later, Earth is a lot better than the state they left it in.
"I've heard all sorts of things," Eliza stated in an optimistic tone, "Apparently, many, *many* years ago, humans had gardens where they grew flowers. Not like our indoor gardens, but proper ones where daffodils, sunflowers and daisy's grew in open spaces." "That's nice," Pete sarcastically added, "Bet that made Eart...
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[WP] "Actually, I lied to you. I lied to you a lot, I know exactly what's going on, and I'm telling you because I need your help before it gets out of hand."
"Well that doesn't make sense." He didn't even feel the drop of fetid water that plopped into his hair from the leaky ceiling. There was no way he had heard that right. The disgusting, detritus strewn warehouse they were standing in dissolved into the background as he waited to hear it was all some sort of extremely of...
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[WP] Humans discover faster than light travel, only to find out they are the first species to do it.
It's my first time posting so here goes: "Dude, what happened? Where's my ship? " "I don't know man. I don't remember anything." "Are you sure?" "I'm pretty sure. The last thing I remember is, nothing." "Do you know where we are?" "Planet C7 of course." "There's a station! let's get there!" *10 ...
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[WP] Humans discover faster than light travel, only to find out they are the first species to do it.
"At first, we congratulated ourselves. The Human of planet Earth, the first intelligent species to go faster than imaginable. We were arrogant. When people found out about ultra luminic travel, they realized that the galaxy was open to us and not a fool wanted to stay; from the poor lads who stayed on Earth to ever...
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[WP] Humans discover faster than light travel, only to find out they are the first species to do it.
Oxygen, check. Food, check. Entertainment (porn, sports, movies, games), check. Holy Water, check. Prospecting tools, check. Trade goods, check. Jennifer looked over her list, ticked off the last item, said goodbye to the zero people seeing her off, and left Earth, for at least a few thousand years, maybe longer....
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[WP] Humans discover faster than light travel, only to find out they are the first species to do it.
First time posting here!: Time gets funny when you approach light-speed, but it goes insane when you break it. We aren't really sure what the date is any more, but given the position of the stars, it's been about a thousand years since we left Earth on the Apollo. From our point of view, it's only been a few weeks, bu...
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Has anyone ever offered you all the ice cream you can eat? I mean like, a *lot* of ice cream. I bet you got tired of it pretty fast didn't you? That's how I feel about planets. The first one was pretty neat, and we got a lot of media attention. > Interplanetary explorers have successfully utilized a "faster than...
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[WP] Humans discover faster than light travel, only to find out they are the first species to do it.
The First Contact protocols were laid down by the UN in 2015, the year that the boys at CERN told the world they'd made a fascinating and yet troubling discovery about gravity and incidentally might have cracked the lightspeed problem as a result. Everyone on the ship blames me for them, because I'm English, and every...
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[WP] Humans discover faster than light travel, only to find out they are the first species to do it.
This is it. I feel the shuttle descending. Looking out the windows, I see large crowds below me. It looks like somebody sprinkled this new world with confetti. There are so many of them, so many. And then the skyscrapers rise around them, unto the horizon. We have been negotiating this formal introduction with the Tla...
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[WP] Humans discover faster than light travel, only to find out they are the first species to do it.
It was the fourth of July, 2276. On the 500th birthday of the nation which had placed a man on the moon, the same nation would send a team consisting of nine humans, seven dwarves, three elves, and one demigod to Kepler-22b. Almost three hundred years earlier, it had been hypothesized that such technology would be pos...
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[WP] Humans discover faster than light travel, only to find out they are the first species to do it.
"This sucks." Commander Wilkey complained. "It's that nature of being first." Carl philosophized. "We develop the tech first, we end up being the only kid on the block with the shiney new toy we can't let the other kids play with. "I wanted to discover advanced alien civilizations." Wilky sulked. "Instead, we travel ...
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[WP] Humans discover faster than light travel, only to find out they are the first species to do it.
InStellNav Record Entry #3,450 Description: Three subentries that consist of 1) Original scan of the announcement to the inhabitants of CSG-3-1a of a visit from Dr. Douglas Powler, then liaison for the inhabitants of Terra 1 to all other life forms. 2) Translation of the announcement to English 3) New translation...
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[WP] A mad scientist has released a very infective virus that makes every infected couple's child(ren) have intelligence, memory, and strength far superior to nearly all in our pre-infection world - soon everyone on the planet is raising geniuses.
"This is outrageous!" Liam blasted, "How insulting! You're sacking me and replacing me with a 7 year old." Christyn appeared apologetic, "Sir, we're genuinely sorry, but this decision has been made to benefit our business." "What does a 7 year old know about business?" "Well, Georgina is part of an extremely intell...
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[WP] A mad scientist has released a very infective virus that makes every infected couple's child(ren) have intelligence, memory, and strength far superior to nearly all in our pre-infection world - soon everyone on the planet is raising geniuses.
“Do you want any tea?” Amber asked from the kitchen. “Yes, thanks.” Chris peered down the hallway from his armchair. “They’re asleep, I think. Thank God for that.” Amber smiled as she returned with the tea tray. “I didn’t think it was such a bad day. I admit they’re hard to deal with, but nothing the two of us can’t ...
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[WP] A mad scientist has released a very infective virus that makes every infected couple's child(ren) have intelligence, memory, and strength far superior to nearly all in our pre-infection world - soon everyone on the planet is raising geniuses.
**Consequences** “What’s wrong, mom?” Garen’s piping little voice startles me, and I drop the notebook on the floor. Flustered, I quickly pick it up and shove the loose papers inside, making sure that he couldn’t see any of the test results. I know that he’s too smart to be fooled, but he’s tactful enough that he pr...
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[WP] You live in a world where gravity is a paid service, and you forget to pay your bill on time
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[WP] You live in a world where gravity is a paid service, and you forget to pay your bill on time
*Goddamit!* Why did I choose to eat cereal for dinner today. As goblets of almond milk seep into my hair and eyebrows I close my eyes and reflect on the poor, poor particular decision to postpone something as vital as the gravity bill. Sure, some people would intentionally throw float parties where a bunch of people p...
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[WP] You live in a world where gravity is a paid service, and you forget to pay your bill on time
I started to feel kind of light headed. Well light bodied would be a better way to put it. I was on my way to work. My only goal for the day was to avoid feeling unfulfilled by my days work. I was wearing my finest suit today, no reason in particular just to feel good. As a "Gravity Tax Collector" in this day and age y...
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[WP] You live in a world where gravity is a paid service, and you forget to pay your bill on time
Graduating college and entering the real world can mean a lot of things: no more preposterous homework assignments, no need to wear flip flops every time you walk into the mold-infested communal bathroom, no more roommates’ alarms waking you up hours before the sun has even peeked over the horizon, and no more parental...
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[WP] You live in a world where gravity is a paid service, and you forget to pay your bill on time
I am face to face with my ceiling. Though this usually happens when one wakes up in the morning, I am awfully close to my ceiling. In fact, I feel its cold texture as it cradles my body. My arm whirls through the blanket, pushing against my chilly companion. I accidentally propel myself toward my nightstand and rem...
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[WP] You live in a world where gravity is a paid service, and you forget to pay your bill on time
I jog around the loop once more. My legs strain to push me faster, struggling for a fraction of another meter per second. It's good to feel the weight of my body against the reinforced steel floor. On Alduna Station, gravitational substitutes are a rare commodity. The other runners and I have it easy; we never let our ...
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[WP] You live in a world where gravity is a paid service, and you forget to pay your bill on time
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[WP] A man is wrongly sentenced to death in Victorian England for supposedly killing a milk-maid, write a letter from him to his wife.
To my beloved wife, Tomorrow morning I will be taken to be hanged without any regret and with a clean conscience but I write this last letter as a plea to you for forgiveness and understanding. Please take my word dear wife, as I did not invite that maid into our home and I did not nor would I ever commit the sin of ad...
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[EU] Disney universe: Corona and Arendalle (Tangled and Frozen) have gone to war.
“B-7” said Peter. Frank shook his head. “Nope. Missed my battleship.” Peter pondered for a moment as he looked down at the game. It was getting close, both had sunk most of each other’s ships with only a few left. “Fine,” he shrugged. “Your turn.” His friend nodded. “This really isn’t what I expected when I joined t...
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[EU] Disney universe: Corona and Arendalle (Tangled and Frozen) have gone to war.
(Minifill) "...Grandfather?" "Yes?" "Why does this snowglobe say... 'Souvenir of... the war of the... frozen frying pan?" "Now _that_ brings me back..."
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[WP] A situation in which the only way to save the world is to suck a dick.
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[WP] A situation in which the only way to save the world is to suck a dick.
Please take these posts to /r/DirtyWritingPrompts in the future.
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[WP]In the future, "mindhackers" are able to access people's subconscious and steal their memories. A skilled mindhacker is contracted to steal a particular memory from a noted individual. Viewing his victims memories, the hacker begins to reconsider committing the theft.
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[WP]In the future, "mindhackers" are able to access people's subconscious and steal their memories. A skilled mindhacker is contracted to steal a particular memory from a noted individual. Viewing his victims memories, the hacker begins to reconsider committing the theft.
I was born with focal cortical dysplasia. Along with the terrible seizures, the enlarged frontal cortex provided me the mental acuity to navigate the grey-noise in the brains of people I broke. All I would need to access your memories is a receptor helmet and a de-serialized L-72 card. Of course 550mg of Phenobarbital ...
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[WP]In the future, "mindhackers" are able to access people's subconscious and steal their memories. A skilled mindhacker is contracted to steal a particular memory from a noted individual. Viewing his victims memories, the hacker begins to reconsider committing the theft.
I;m not in a writing mood, but I still have an idea. I think it'd be cool if the mindhacker sees that the guy in the memories was stalking him and paid him to mindhack him, so that an assassin can kill him while he's distracted. Or something along those lines. Someone else can use it if you like
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[WP]In the future, "mindhackers" are able to access people's subconscious and steal their memories. A skilled mindhacker is contracted to steal a particular memory from a noted individual. Viewing his victims memories, the hacker begins to reconsider committing the theft.
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[WP] Nonfiction: Tell me the story of your first tattoo
When I was a kid, our class had to write a report about our job ambitions. "Susie, what would *you* like to be when you grow up?" "I WANT TO BE A MOMMY!" "How lovely! Todd, what would *you* like to be when you grow up?" "I WANT TO BE A ROCKSTAR!" "Way to go! sab_eth, what *you* like to be when you grow up?" "A ka...
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[WP] Nonfiction: Tell me the story of your first tattoo
It all started in a far of distant land called Sweden, where my buddy's and i took a camping trip. it was pretty fun, unspoiled land, lots of beer and a dare a day. First day we dared Barry(names changed) to swim across the lake while carrying 6 beers (one for each of us), one of my friends went with him to ensure he ...
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[WP] Nonfiction: Tell me the story of your first tattoo
You know how, when you are a kid, everything seems so much more important than it really is? You're stuck in this tiny world of your immediate family and friends and when something goes wrong it becomes this giant encompassing mass of despair. When something goes right you cling to it in hopes that you can hold onto it...
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