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You find out that your "twin" is really your clone.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	35,300
[WP] A package you ordered ten years ago finally arrived. This is especially weird, because you moved recently. What's in the box?	Chester rustled from his saturday afternoon snooze at the sound of the doorbell. I left the couch, book still in hand, and greeted the UPS man at the door. “Mr. Anderson?” he said. “That’s me.” “We found this package tucked away between two old storage carts at the very back of our facility. It should have been ...	13	21	35,301
[WP] A package you ordered ten years ago finally arrived. This is especially weird, because you moved recently. What's in the box?	[deleted]	0	21	35,302
[WP] Describe a day in the life of a homeless man on the streets of New York.	I woke up in my usual spot, under some crappy bridge in the middle of New York, and sighed "Time for another day of begging maybe today will be the day I can buy a whole meal" I sighed again then thought to myself "Like that'll ever happen." I picked up my sign that read "Wounded Vet, spare change? God Bless" Th...	3	6	35,303
[WP] An alien space probe enters the Solar System. After being retrieved and studied, is revealed to be an alien race's equivalent to the Voyager spacecraft.	[deleted]	1	47	35,304
[WP] An alien space probe enters the Solar System. After being retrieved and studied, is revealed to be an alien race's equivalent to the Voyager spacecraft.	Finished! Four parts. 5,750 words, 34,128 characters. Whoo. Longest thing I've written. ––––– On March 18th, 2016 at 2:13 AM EST, it started as a ping. A blip, some abnormal numbers, a small discrepancy in an otherwise routine set of data. Marked for review by an intern as “uncommon radio burst”, it was placed ...	26	47	35,305
[WP] An alien space probe enters the Solar System. After being retrieved and studied, is revealed to be an alien race's equivalent to the Voyager spacecraft.	[deleted]	1	47	35,306
[Established Universe] Serial killer-killer Dexter Morgan has apprehended the Joker and has him on his cutting table.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	35,307
[WP] Portal 3 story line	Years have past and GlaDOS was at the state of her life where she was ready to move on out to collage. The problem is who will take care of her loyal test subjects and droids while she's away? With great sadness, she had no choice but to hand them over to the Black Mesa Care Facility. Once there, the subjects met t...	2	17	35,308
[WP] Portal 3 story line	Don woke up startled and looked around. He was in a white room with only one thing by his side. It was some kind of white gun. He read something that was written on its side that explained something that he did not understand about portals, shooting and physics. He was just a cashier in a clothing store. He had not gon...	1	17	35,309
[WP] Portal 3 story line	Chell was woken, as she was every night, by the screeches of indescribable horrors. She got to her feet, portal gun in hand, in time to see a headcrab not ten feet away. Just as it leapt towards her, she bounded backwards, calculating where it would land, placed a blue portal on the ground, and quickly pivoted the dev...	1	17	35,310
[WP] The World's Major Religions Represented as People	The war room was crowded, mostly by Buddhism, a fat bald hulk of a man, occupying three seats all by himself. Taoism, by comparison, looked like the ant about to be crushed by the boot. "Gentlemen, gentlemen. We must settle down, the people need us to reach a decision." said Christianity, who usually slid into the lea...	2	16	35,311
[WP] The World's Major Religions Represented as People	FW: Firstly I want to apologize in advance if I inadvertently offend someone. Secondly, I apologize for the length, but I got a little lost in it. So deal with that! Pan shuffled through the hall, toting his briefcase and a heavy duty garbage bag, both full of clothes. In his left hand he held a small scrap of paper w...	7	16	35,312
[WP] The World's Major Religions Represented as People	This was an interesting writing prompt, though the one thing I didn't like about it was how it forces the author to play into several stereotypes. Both submissions portrayed Islam as easily angered, and I'm not particularly offended by that, cause Islam definitely has some serious issues it needs to work out, but havin...	4	16	35,313
[WP] In the future a group of seven insane mental convicts escape from a maximum security prison on the moon, taking a guard with them as a hostage. What happens next	2137 HEADLINER: CRISIS AVERTED AT MOON BASE 14 It is of great pleasure to tell you that the hostage situation on Moon Base 14 is finally over with no damage to the hostage. To those who are unaware, just two days ago, seven of the most clinically insane convicts escaped from their holding cell much to the discove...	1	6	35,314
[WP] In the future a group of seven insane mental convicts escape from a maximum security prison on the moon, taking a guard with them as a hostage. What happens next	"Fuck me" Joshua muttered under his breath. He had been a hostage now for 36 hours and counting. The hours were ticking by slowly as he could do nothing but listen to the Deranged Seven yammering away about this and that and who knew what else. The Deranged Seven was a group of the most psychotic criminals across the ...	4	6	35,315
[WP] In the future a group of seven insane mental convicts escape from a maximum security prison on the moon, taking a guard with them as a hostage. What happens next	It depends, do we have the president's socks?	1	6	35,316
[WP]"It's not that you're feeling drunk, but you are getting paralysis."	I'm sorry. I tried to write this, there's just nothing there.	1	6	35,317
[WP]Japan didn't surrender WWII when the atom bombs landed. Instead, Operation Downfall is commenced. Write what it's like to invade Kyushu Island from the view of a D-Day survivor.	I don't know what you are expecting but I hope you enjoy this. Also X-Day is the name for the landing operation on Kyushu If I had a choice I rather have taken Juno Beach again than taking Austin Beach. D-Day was a hell in itself but X-Day and the days after was some other beast all in itself. The idea was the ato...	21	30	35,318
[WP]Japan didn't surrender WWII when the atom bombs landed. Instead, Operation Downfall is commenced. Write what it's like to invade Kyushu Island from the view of a D-Day survivor.	He hated this part. Another volley rolled over head. So far the Japanese had not responded. Maybe it would be a quiet landing like Okinawa, maybe we fooled them. The LVT bounced against another wave as they waited for the remaining LVTs to form up. Behind him a replacement began to puke. *That's why you don't eat tha...	5	30	35,319
[WP]Japan didn't surrender WWII when the atom bombs landed. Instead, Operation Downfall is commenced. Write what it's like to invade Kyushu Island from the view of a D-Day survivor.	USMC Corporal James McKinley 30 October, 1945 Another light burned the horizon ahead of us. The squad had just arrived on deck in time to watch the glow of what some of the higher guys called an 'atom bomb'. They said a few would be dropped to clear out resistance on the beaches ahead of our landing. "I think tha...	6	30	35,320
[WP] Write me a story with a huge plot twist	I have encountered many plot twists in my life, All of them in books, movies, and games. I cherished them dearly, after all, who wouldn't want a plot twist? The idea that your entire life is flipped upside down in a stunning poetic revealing of truth, can't you see the beauty of it? For all my life I waited for my ...	5	6	35,321
[WP] Write me a story with a huge plot twist	"Captain's log, space date 113498K09. We have defeated the Trogart fleet, many of my crewmembers have been injured or killed but it is a great day for the human race." Captain Mallard sat proudly in the captain's chair, his crew filled with the feeling of accomplishment and the sorrow of a costly victory. Scientific o...	3	6	35,322
[IP] How Will We Use ["Heart 2" by Aleksandr Kuskov] In the Future?	[deleted]	0	7	35,323
[WP] You are traveling on a boat, and the boat suddenly starts to sink.	Dieter Hagedorn ignores the pointed stares of the crew as they go about their duties. Instead, he leans against the railing, eating a sweet onion as he watches the crew moves about. He is about average height, if anything, an inch shorter. His dark brown hair is drawn together and tied down with a strip of linen in t...	3	3	35,324
[WP] A reality/world where someone you knew who died young, lived.What would of become of them and how would their life impact (and change) your's ?	Nobody wants to write about this. They spent days/weeks/months even years contemplating that whist burdened with a crippling loss. To contemplate that once again is torture.	2	7	35,325
[WP] The gods play a practical joke on their followers for just one day. Allah, Buddha, Jesus, the Hindu gods and the Greek gods and goddesses took part.	A Friday, the Almighty academy had just let out for the weekend. A group of students, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Zeus, Hera and Shiva were sharing the cheapest appetizers on the menu at the local diner 'the holy grail' anticipating the arrival of Brahma and Vishnu. Zeus and Hera were already on their third nectar by the tim...	30	53	35,326
[WP] The gods play a practical joke on their followers for just one day. Allah, Buddha, Jesus, the Hindu gods and the Greek gods and goddesses took part.	Buddha had seemed quite tickled at the idea. "Yes, it sounds very, um, enlightening, my dear Allah!" Allah had lumbered into the Word a short time earlier, and had explained his idea to the others. The Word was, of course, a favorite hangout of the Immortals, having a reputation as serving the best nectar and manna...	1	53	35,327
A telepathic character is at a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	35,328
[WP] An architect hired to design a bank, but everyone has the ability to teleport.	Perfection. nothing less nothing more. Thames flitted his pen across his designs and sketches, destroying ideas and birthing others. Perfection was a far sight from a sketchpad with more scribbles and crosses than straight lines and formation. Frustrated he threw the pen down, reveling briefly in the chaos its collisio...	5	9	35,329
[WP] An architect hired to design a bank, but everyone has the ability to teleport.	Imagine a ladybug lands on your drawing paper. You are then given the task of keeping the ladybug there, so you draw a circle around it. Now, if your ladybug wasn't mentally challenged, it would have easily stepped over the line. Irritated, you then draw a darker circle. At this point, the ladybug will pause, its black...	1	9	35,330
[EU] Voldemort, but good.	Before his first year James: Well Harry now that you have your supplies do you have any questions before we visit Sirius and your mother? Harry: Are their any evil wizards out their? James: well yes there are but most are locked up so you don't have to worry. Harry: What if I run in to a bad wizard? James: Don't w...	1	9	35,331
[EU] Voldemort, but good.	Edit: wording Our OWLs are approaching, which is wonderful; I love having more time to study. Not for the tests, of course. They're laughably easy. No, the time we're allotted to pore over our notes is what I use to study the older and less well-read books in the Restricted Section. There are a few books that descri...	3	9	35,332
[EU] Voldemort, but good.	"My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle. Hello, father." After his time at Hogwarts, learning about his family and heritage, the Heir of Slytherin had done may things. he had exposed the Basilisk of the Chamber of Secrets, saving the muggle-born Myrtle. He had also, secretly, assisted Rubeus Hagrid in raising the acromantula A...	9	9	35,333
The Day That Never Comes	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	35,334
[WP] Walking in the street, an explosion goes off half a block down. You are the only one who notices. Why?	I tripped over my own damn feet, my glasses tumbling unto my palms as I re-oriented myself. My hands shake as the frames returned to my temples. Sweaty, sweaty hands. ~~Damned.~~ My head turns, glancing the street, the hot dog stand, in its ever immaculate condition hugs the curb tightly, the dusty newspapers clinging ...	2	2	35,335
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	You'd be surprised at how numb you get to emotion, being a telepath. There's only so many bad breakups and dead fathers you can experience vicariously before you don't give a shit. It's a sort of armor and a noose, after a while. There isn't a pain or a joy in the world left that I haven't experienced, at least through...	162	195	35,336
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	He sat in silence, adjusting his tie. Worked in an office half his life, never got sick of the suit and tie; but here, with the body lay before them in a similar attire, it felt inappropriate. "Erhem." the microphone squealed, before buzzing and fading. "Sorry," came the low voice, "the procession shall begin shortly....	8	195	35,337
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	In the car on the way to the funeral, I realised a downside to my newly acquired skill. I could hear everything. It never stopped. I felt like curling up in a ball and hoping it would actually go away. Or blasting loud music in my ears. Maybe some of my sisters rock music. But eventually I managed to control it. ...	44	195	35,338
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	First post after a lot of lurking. Criticism appreciated! :) -- ‘I did it!’ Johannes heard a voice cry. ‘I did it! I did it I did it!’ Two things you must know: this voice was, in fact, not a voice but a thought; and that Johannes was at a funeral. And, of course, that Johannes was a telepath. Before you go around ...	12	195	35,339
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	I love graveyards. It’s the one place where no one talks. Too bad funerals are sometimes held there. How can they be so inconsiderate? Normally I keep away, but there was something odd about this one. On the surface, it was all pretty much standard tear stained faces hidden by the occasional pair of black sunglasses or...	6	195	35,340
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	He looks to his left and sees the teenage son of the undertaker. The son is looking at himself in the mirror across the room, admiring the bow tie around his neck.	1	195	35,341
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	'I did it, I did it, I actually managed to get to the funeral' Well... okay, way it go you Carl. O_o	1	195	35,342
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	It ended with an itch. After a while, you get used to the loneliness. After that night, I woke up, and instead of hearing silence, I heard thoughts and feelings. It was hard at first. Whenever someone spoke to me, I heard what they meant, not what they said. The words didn't match the movement of their mouths. Being b...	14	195	35,343
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	Jim was dead. I'd been the one at the office to get the phone call, oddly enough. I'd made the rounds, delivered the news. And now, here I was. Wearing black and staring into an open casket. Taking my final look at the pink blob of flesh and hair that used to be a living person. Thinking the final thought I would...	9	195	35,344
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	> I did it. I did it! I finally did it! The stray, gleeful thought pushed through the wall I hold in my head, the wall that keeps me from picking up the boring private nonsense in everyone else's head. Strong emotions do that sometimes. Reflexively, I glanced around at the scattered clusters of mourners, si...	12	195	35,345
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	Sorry a little late to the game... ah well, it was fun to write :) Most people don’t seem to realize that unless you’re specifically quoting something or purposely forcing yourself to think through an entire formulated thought, you rarely get more than 3 or 4 words in a row. It’s normally just little blips here and t...	3	195	35,346
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	Funerals... I have always hated these things. Such an awkward experience, a constant balancing act of trying to look sad...but not to sad. Hell most of the people here barely knew the guy, here only to pay respects, and because their significant other wanted them to. "Damn this cocktail shrimp is good" "I better get la...	2	195	35,347
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	The operations were held from the idea that "they always return to the scene of the crime." To gloat, to show defiant innocence, whatever. Of course, the funeral was no different. It was as much a scene, if not a ritual for emotions to be passed along. I could see them all. Smell them. Smelling was the most powerful s...	2	195	35,348
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	The words hung thick in Hershel's mind as he peered through the crowd of mourners. I did it, I did it! The words had no voice, for they were only thoughts in the mind of a troubled man with a bald head and a black suit covered by slightly faded trenchcoat. The words had no timbre, no tone. But Hershel could see t...	3	195	35,349
[WP] A telepath goes to a funeral. Someone at the funeral keeps thinking, "I did it! I did it!"	It's a fucking nuisance, that's what it fucking is. I don't want to know what's in your fucking head. It's not a gift. It's like your smartphone has just one app on it. Twitter. And you are following the whole world. Constant, inconsequential updates that you can't shut out. Now I'm at this fucking funeral and oh go...	3	195	35,350
[WP] There's no life under that hood, no face, no body; nothing but a void, a name, and a sense of purpose	He knew what was coming, everyone else was pondering, investigating what this thing could be, who this thing is, and the why of it. But he knew, lord Davadrod Leviathan knew the what, the who and the why of it, the way his allies were killed said it all, major Ronald was stabbed multiple times, staining his white unif...	6	35	35,351
[WP] There's no life under that hood, no face, no body; nothing but a void, a name, and a sense of purpose	Larry checked the clock again. 4:59. He and about thirty others all sat at the edge of their seats, eager to leave J&J Tele-Survey for the weekend. No more sitting in a prison cell called a cubicle. No more getting yelled at by stay at home moms once every four and a half minutes. That statistic was real, calcul...	13	35	35,352
[WP] There's no life under that hood, no face, no body; nothing but a void, a name, and a sense of purpose	The comfortable humidity seeped from under a heavy wooden door, draining the familiar bedroom of all nostalgia and warmth. Cheryl didn't feel the culpable change of energy, happening in the anterior of the home she grew up in. The eeriest effect came from the fact that she dazed out complacently, trusting the secure ho...	2	35	35,353
[WP] There's no life under that hood, no face, no body; nothing but a void, a name, and a sense of purpose	Hᴇʟʟᴏ. "Um...hi?" I was still uncertain as to where I was. It looked...cold. And I was struggling with the concept of something merely looking cold, not cold as such, but the essence of coldness. I decided to think more about it later. Dᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ? "No. I definitely don't. Do you know?" The hooded f...	2	35	35,354
[WP] There's no life under that hood, no face, no body; nothing but a void, a name, and a sense of purpose	[deleted]	1	35	35,355
[OT] Open Call for Submissions - The Parenthetical Review	Do you have any legal documents on what rights you give/take in regards to the work we submit?	2	22	35,356
[OT] Open Call for Submissions - The Parenthetical Review	How many works to you accept at a time? Must it be prose or could it be poetry as well? EDIT: Also, do you accept multiple submissions?	1	22	35,357
[OT] Open Call for Submissions - The Parenthetical Review	Yo, /u/Writes_Sci_Fi, check this out. :D	3	22	35,358
I've got: a temperature of 101.1, a bottle of codeine cough syrup, and the entire day off. Prompt the shit out of me.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	35,359
You're sitting on the toilet before work and hear something metallic drop into the bowl. As you sit there perplexed, you start to hear it move. [FF]	This post is, among other things, incorrectly tagged. A flash fiction prompt must include some form of length restriction.	1	0	35,360
[WP] Humans evolved without needing to sleep. Now a mysterious illness causing humans to go unconcious for 8 hour periods is spreading. Write from the perspective of yourself.	It is being called the great hallucination. It appears to be spread by someone opening their mouth slowly and possibly lifting their arms outwards. Once you have caught it, your brain will slowly start shutting down at 10pm or so in the evening and then you will need to quickly get on the floor or a chair, because for ...	20	62	35,361
[WP] Humans evolved without needing to sleep. Now a mysterious illness causing humans to go unconcious for 8 hour periods is spreading. Write from the perspective of yourself.	The stuff was more bitter than I'd expected and I began to question whether it was worth the money. Or the risk. The disease wasn't fatal in the literal sense, but could be professionally, so I drank my coffee in secret. It was once a niche market product, but was now being sold in the backs of alleys and vans up and d...	11	62	35,362
[WP] Humans evolved without needing to sleep. Now a mysterious illness causing humans to go unconcious for 8 hour periods is spreading. Write from the perspective of yourself.	In our current form, with the alignment of our sun in relation to the center of the universe, humans have to sleep to survive. Sleeping is the physical bodily process to recycle, renew and refresh consciousness which is itself ethereal and a reflection of virtue. The closer our solar system comes to the center of the ...	1	62	35,363
[WP] Humans evolved without needing to sleep. Now a mysterious illness causing humans to go unconcious for 8 hour periods is spreading. Write from the perspective of yourself.	The world is ending, eight hours at a time. People are dropping in streets, behind wheels, at jobs, just... Dropping. The government has imposed martial law, and is recommending staying inside, away from roads - all too many vehicles are running without active drivers. Nobody knows what caused the bug. Some say i...	8	62	35,364
[WP] Humans evolved without needing to sleep. Now a mysterious illness causing humans to go unconcious for 8 hour periods is spreading. Write from the perspective of yourself.	Oh God. It happened again. I opened my foggy eyes to find myself sprawled out on the living room floor like a drunk after a party. This was the third time that I'd inexplicably lost hours of my life and found myself on the ground unconscious. Thank God my wife wasn't home from work yet. I had felt it coming on hour...	6	62	35,365
[WP] Humans evolved without needing to sleep. Now a mysterious illness causing humans to go unconcious for 8 hour periods is spreading. Write from the perspective of yourself.	The problem is everyone likes it. Myself included, we actually look forward to it. We even made it a part of our everyday lives, because what happens during that state is incredible. We imagine things we never even considered. I see my late mother whenever I want now, I can fly through the storms that engulf the Baham...	3	62	35,366
[WP] Humans evolved without needing to sleep. Now a mysterious illness causing humans to go unconcious for 8 hour periods is spreading. Write from the perspective of yourself.	All my friends were doing it, what's the worst that could happen? I swallowed the pills my friend Steve passed me. I didn't feel anything. Steve told me to chill out, these pills were an old recipe. Apparently ancient medicine sometimes took hours to take effect. We sat and watched a movie. Somewhere near the second ...	3	62	35,367
[WP] Humans evolved without needing to sleep. Now a mysterious illness causing humans to go unconcious for 8 hour periods is spreading. Write from the perspective of yourself.	These are all fantastic!	1	62	35,368
[WP] After ten years of sobriety, you take your first drink	The foul taste of the shot tasted like hand sanitizer as it passed my tongue. "Holy shit, I hope you brought something to chase this..." I choked out, my eyes watering from the taste. "Shut up, we're not here for a good time" forced Devin "could you take this seriously? I don't want to fuck this up". I nodded and pull...	3	17	35,369
[WP] After ten years of sobriety, you take your first drink	Ive been waiting a long time for this... too long. As always, my mother was upset with me. You shouldn't be doing this, she told me, as if this little drink would corrupt my soul. My father seemed to think it would do the oppisite, that this would make me into the man he always wanted me to be. He said I was ready, tha...	5	17	35,370
[WP] After ten years of sobriety, you take your first drink	[deleted]	1	17	35,371
[WP] After ten years of sobriety, you take your first drink	I looked down at the glass cup and chuckled. A man siting next to me at the bar noticed. "Something funny about that drink?" "No, it's just that I haven't had a drink in about ten years." The man appeared shocked at my statement. "Aren't you worried about your drinking problem?" He asked. "What drinking problem?"	2	17	35,372
[WP] After ten years of sobriety, you take your first drink	"They didn't tell me you were dead. They didn't fucking tell me you were dead. I waited for 20 years. I got sober. I learned to dance. I saw our soldier's get married, have brats. I learned how to cook your favorite dish. I walked along the beach looking for sea glass. I didn't fuck anybody. I did everything while wait...	1	17	35,373
[WP] After ten years of sobriety, you take your first drink	“You promised that you would never drink again, Marty.” He could hear the disappointment in her voice. “I know I did.” he thought as he drained the last few ounces of vodka from the bottle into the back of his throat. “I made a lot of promises that I haven't been able to keep in the last ten years.” He tossed th...	1	17	35,374
[WP] After ten years of sobriety, you take your first drink	My ol' friend, Jack Daniels. He had been sitting in the back of that liquor store for far too long. I spent my last eight bucks but, hey, it's not like my kids were around anymore. Fuckin' bitch took them with her. Took the house, the car, even the fuckin' dog. Should have seen it coming really. Her mother was just as...	1	17	35,375
[WP] Before Columbus sets sail to discover America, a plague eradicates all of Europe and Africa. Every one dies. Several hundreds of years pass and the Native Americans develop and prosper. They set sail and discover Europe with empty buildings and no one alive	"Isi! Isi! Are you going now?" "Yes, little sister, I must make this voyage!" "Will you come back?" "Yes, I'll come back, I wont take long!" At that moment, Isi left his hut and headed to the ceremony. At the ceremony there hundreds of people from the tribe, all ready to say farewell to the sailors taking on the ...	5	43	35,376
[WP] Before Columbus sets sail to discover America, a plague eradicates all of Europe and Africa. Every one dies. Several hundreds of years pass and the Native Americans develop and prosper. They set sail and discover Europe with empty buildings and no one alive	I think that there is actually a book based on this premise, but I am really blanking on the title or author right now.	8	43	35,377
[WP] Before Columbus sets sail to discover America, a plague eradicates all of Europe and Africa. Every one dies. Several hundreds of years pass and the Native Americans develop and prosper. They set sail and discover Europe with empty buildings and no one alive	Now that's a movie I would love to see.	6	43	35,378
[WP] Before Columbus sets sail to discover America, a plague eradicates all of Europe and Africa. Every one dies. Several hundreds of years pass and the Native Americans develop and prosper. They set sail and discover Europe with empty buildings and no one alive	There was [a very similar prompt](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/200dar/wp_the_black_death_wiped_out_all_human_life_in/) a few weeks ago with a lot of good responses, if anyone's interested.	6	43	35,379
[WP] Before Columbus sets sail to discover America, a plague eradicates all of Europe and Africa. Every one dies. Several hundreds of years pass and the Native Americans develop and prosper. They set sail and discover Europe with empty buildings and no one alive	It has been a little over 5000 moons since the great Iroquois nation has risen to control all of the lesser tribes of the great eastern forest. It was a great time of peace and discovery. It was also a time of great cultural change. No longer do we hunt and gather in the woods for our sole source of food, but we also g...	5	43	35,380
[WP] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty.	3... 2... 1... "Go, go, go!" Major ReLaxedFox278 slides into a flanking position behind a boulder. Three of his men follow. "Sir! We're outnumbered and outgunned! There's no way we can get to the AO from here!" Bullets ricochet off the rock that provides little to no protection from the encamped soldiers ahead. ...	10	20	35,381
[WP] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty.	[deleted]	2	20	35,382
[WP] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty.	It was like New year all over again at General Farjohn's barracks. He took a sip from his 5 year ol'whiskey which he kept in his vault. Anderson went inside Farjohn's barracks. "So how are the kids doing?" Anderson asked. "Worst than ever" Farjohn took another sip of his whiskey. "Mouthy jar heads going batshit crazy...	1	20	35,383
[WP] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty.	"Get up!" "..." "I said get the fuck up now!" I tried to talk, but the deafening buzz ringing in my head was confusing me. Who was that? I couldn't identify his face under his mask. Friend? Foe? It doesn't matter, he helped me. Before I could thank him he disappeared around the corner. As soon as my bloodshot eyes were...	4	20	35,384
[WP] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty.	[deleted]	1	20	35,385
[WP] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty.	"Okay...everyone in position?" "aye aye" "affirmative" "Roger that" "alright then... Operation Essanddee commences in 3...2...1... "Let's do this Marines!" "Fucking hell, Bryan, keep your voice down. We let the enemy know we're here we won't respawn 'til the round is over. "Yeah Bryan, and do you really need...	1	20	35,386
[WP] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty.	‘No way, dude. You could never pull that off.’ ‘Ha, watch me then. I’ve been practicing, you know.’ ‘Even then, man. You know how high we’re standing here? At least twenty meters, instant suicide!’ Harper said nothing as he looked over the edge, frowned his brow and shook his head. ‘I can survive that.’ David sighe...	1	20	35,387
[WP] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty.	[deleted]	1	20	35,388
[WP] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty.	"News from the front lines, sir," she said as she walked into his office. "They request air support in order to secure the objective." The general frowned. "Air support?" He shook his head as he looked at the report. "Don't waste my time unless they kill five targets in a row."	3	20	35,389
[WP] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty.	It was a horrible war. All we could do was watch as the 8 year old kids who got their draft cards for Christmas went out to the battlefield to die, screaming racial slurs and leaving week old empty bags of Cheetos in their wake.	1	20	35,390
[WP] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty.	[deleted]	1	20	35,391
[WP] A street magician is put on trial by a council of actual magicians. The charge: revealing magic to muggles. The rub: He/she was not aware that magic is real	Kevin had one of the biggest crowds he had ever gathered. It was time to introduce his newest trick: The Teleporter! He dressed up two refrigerator boxes and had them on his small platform of a stage. What his audience didn't realize is the concrete looking stage was in fact hollow. He stepped into one box with a f...	5	4	35,392
[WP] In the future, everyone has a special room beside their bed where imagination becomes real virtually. Most people's room become duller as they grow older. Write about yours.	[deleted]	1	19	35,393
[WP] In the future, everyone has a special room beside their bed where imagination becomes real virtually. Most people's room become duller as they grow older. Write about yours.	I remember as a child I used to use it to place myself in the position of my favorite superheroes. Flying around the city as Superman, fighting criminals who were robbing banks and holding innocent people hostage seemed to never get old. The thing about that room is, everything that you experience inside of it seems ...	21	19	35,394
[WP] In the future, everyone has a special room beside their bed where imagination becomes real virtually. Most people's room become duller as they grow older. Write about yours.	[deleted]	1	19	35,395
[WP] In the future, everyone has a special room beside their bed where imagination becomes real virtually. Most people's room become duller as they grow older. Write about yours.	My Dream Room hadn't been filled with anything new in years. Even as a child in 2092, it rarely had anything new in it. Oh it was filled alright, just nothing new was there. I had the same night terrors every night. The monsters who tormented me in my sleep were always right there, right next to my bed in the Dream R...	1	19	35,396
[WP] Create a dynamic story, about a Female Knight, fighting an unbreakable villain. (By dynamic I mean a story where the reader chooses the characters decisions throughout her travels.)	We don't offer homework help on this sub, I'm afraid. Though you say you won't copy, we don't have any guarantee of that. Try going to a sub such as /r/HomeworkHelp for something more geared towards what you need.	2	0	35,397
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is...........	[deleted]	1	88	35,398
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is...........	thats it? I just need to listen to the person who calls this cellphone for 4 hours a day, 2 in the morning 2 at night, say a couple of "hmm.." and "you're right" and i get 100k a year? Why? "Because its bothersome" Very well! Let me take the first call; "Hello? Hello" Ah there you are well let me tell you, today i we...	30	88	35,399

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