post_title stringlengths 1 323 | body stringlengths 0 39.5k | score int64 -103 23.1k | gilded int64 0 38 | post_score int64 0 29.2k | __index_level_0__ int64 0 429k |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is........... | I gazed into his dark eyes, as he paused to think for a moment. I had no idea why he had called me here, a relative nobody, working a ten dollar an hour job at the local hardware store. I was lucky, making more than minimum wage. What more could a man ask for?
When I was told that Mr. Flint wanted to see me, I coul... | 32 | 0 | 88 | 35,400 |
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is........... | I pulled out the slip of newspaper in my pocket for the seventh time in the past hour.
>Earn $100,000 Annual Wages - No Experience Needed - No Manual Labor
I read it over, taking each letter in. There was simply no way I was reading it correctly. A hundred grand a year for doing nothing and no experience needed. I... | 148 | 0 | 88 | 35,401 |
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is........... | Richard sat in the dark leather chair, making a concentrated effort to appear calm and professional. He adjusted his position often, making small squeaks as his workmans jeans rubbed against the shiny leather surface. His hands moved by themselves from the arms of the chair to his lap at least eleven times since the mo... | 12 | 0 | 88 | 35,402 |
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is........... | Joe walked into the mansion and looked around.
“You’re obviously very successful.” Joe said to the man.
“Thank you for your honesty” The man responded, nodding his head with a straight face.
There was an awkward silence.
“Would you like a cup of coffee?” he said.
“Sure” said Joe. The man went into the nearby cl... | 25 | 0 | 88 | 35,403 |
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is........... | Mason tapped his fingers on the leather steering wheel of the mercedes.
The cross light at Poydras always took forever and the sun was already setting in the distance. Heavy, humid dusk was settling over New Orleans and bats were flittering about already.
Mason clenched and unclenched his jaw thinking about his nigh... | 7 | 0 | 88 | 35,404 |
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is........... | "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"
"What? It's nothing repulsive, disgusting or vaguely amusing! I'm not sure why you think that this is such a difficult thing to do. You will be well compensated for your efforts, I assure you. Knowing my reputation, you of course understand that, as a sign of goodwill, I will adv... | 3 | 0 | 88 | 35,405 |
[WP] An Eccentric Billionaire Makes An Interesting Offer... $100,000/yr for the Rest of Your Life and All You Have to do is........... | Surely you can afford a million per year? I could do far more with that kind of cash..." I teased, "- I could achieve what you ask far easier with it, seen as though you think it's impossible..."
"A hundred thousand is what I offer. Do you accept or not? You're not the only one who has had this opportunity you know...... | 2 | 0 | 88 | 35,406 |
[CW] Give a description of an environment/setting from a single perspective and make it as engaging as possible. | The water crashes against the bow, spraying the salt into my eyes. Unblinking, I remain fixed in position. My arm stretches out towards the horizon. The gentle creaking of the knotted ropes mingles with the thump of the waves against the wooden hull. As the wind picks up, the tattered sails flap, adding percussion to t... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 35,407 |
[WP] A space battle is going unfavorably for the good guys, in the 11th hour unexpected reinforcements arrive to help them | The United vessels had met the immense tide of alien craft on the edge of the solar system around 11 hours ago, countless one to three man crafts of all kinds piloted by citizens of Earth, Venus and the UMOS armada (United Moons of Saturn). Then of course were the 3 proud flagships of Earth sponsored by Europe, the US ... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 35,408 |
[WP] A space battle is going unfavorably for the good guys, in the 11th hour unexpected reinforcements arrive to help them | "Commodore, the last elements of Theta Group are being annihilated!" Alexander Nita, first mate of the Unbound Motivation, cried out in frustration and fear. His face, illuminated by a dozen holographic panels, was strained with concentration.
"Commodore Mezan!" He cried, turning to the gaunt figure standing unnatural... | 7 | 0 | 14 | 35,409 |
[WP] A space battle is going unfavorably for the good guys, in the 11th hour unexpected reinforcements arrive to help them | "Lay down a suppresive barrage! Keep them away from the walls, their acid guns can melt through our armored cannons! Mutley, are you liste... MUTLEY!" The young private sat down with his head between his knees, rocking back and forth as repated the same 2 words like a mantra.
"I can't... I can't... I can't... I... I ... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 35,410 |
[WP] A space battle is going unfavorably for the good guys, in the 11th hour unexpected reinforcements arrive to help them | The Cambridge shook as the DG-III rocket made contact with it's hull, it was to be the last of a barrage which had left the ship as little more than debris floating through the void. The impact tore open the ships medical section and, without discrimination, bled out the medical officers and wounded crew into space.
T... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 35,411 |
[WP] A space battle is going unfavorably for the good guys, in the 11th hour unexpected reinforcements arrive to help them | The Nomads have a saying. Well, not really a saying. A phrase. It goes like this: “All the guns of Bronco”. It means… hm. It means “all of it”. Kinda like our “including the kitchen sink”, they have “and all the guns of Bronco”. Or, “Why is this so heavy, what’d you bring, all the guns of Bronco?” Now, Bronco, and this... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 35,412 |
[WP] A space battle is going unfavorably for the good guys, in the 11th hour unexpected reinforcements arrive to help them | “Three minutes from breakout” came the reminder and Admiral Hawking smiled a cold vicious smile. Several quick taps on the control panel brought up a prearranged command and the bridge crew started as powerful thundering drums blasted out of the speakers.
Across the gleaming flotilla of Terran Federation destroyers a... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 35,413 |
[EU] Serial killer-killer Dexter Morgan has the Joker of Gotham City on his cutting table. | Dexter rolled his head from side to side admiring his work. All set up. He walked eagerly to the Joker, bobbing his head with his steps. He broke a flint under the Joker's nose and woke the man up.
The Joker's head tried to rise up, but was unable to as it was strapped down, so he settled for looking around at the pic... | 37 | 0 | 82 | 35,414 |
[EU] Serial killer-killer Dexter Morgan has the Joker of Gotham City on his cutting table. | The first indication that Dexter had that his victim was awake was a low, amused chuckle.
"All this saran wrap. Someone sure has a special way to enjoy the weekends."
Dexter looked down at the groteseque figure on the table, who was smiling up at him.
"I agree," he said "it's very special. And very enjoyable. Lo... | 151 | 0 | 82 | 35,415 |
[EU] Serial killer-killer Dexter Morgan has the Joker of Gotham City on his cutting table. | "Tonight's the night" Dexter says to an almost empty room. The only other person in here is the infamous joker. Though you wouldn't be able to tell that by looking at him. He scratched his face up beyond all recognition. Why? Dexter could only wonder. He didn't really care. This was the joker. The man who ended the liv... | 7 | 0 | 82 | 35,416 |
[EU] Serial killer-killer Dexter Morgan has the Joker of Gotham City on his cutting table. | Dexter smiled as the white-faced man slowly awoke. "Hello, Joker," he said calmly, rubbing his fingers along the handle of his axe.
"Who are you, Paul Bunyan?" asked the Joker, laughing at the reference. Dexter remained silent, his subtle smile speaking volumes. Normally the walls would be covered with saran wrap, but... | 3 | 0 | 82 | 35,417 |
[WP] "The King is dead. The time is now." | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 30 | 35,418 |
[WP] "The King is dead. The time is now." | The surgeon sighed.
"The King is dead. The time is now."
A pause. He looked up at the wall clock.
"21:34."
Nurse Saunders tapped the stop button on the recorder.
>
The men in suits, and the King's sons looked up as the doors to the operating theatre swung open.
The younger one began to speak, "Doctor-"
"Si... | 10 | 0 | 30 | 35,419 |
[WP] "The King is dead. The time is now." | "The king is dead. The time is now."
Harriet looked up at her mother silently. She silently stuck her tongue out, pushed the chessboard away and stomped off to clean her room. | 13 | 0 | 30 | 35,420 |
[WP] "The King is dead. The time is now." | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 30 | 35,421 |
[WP] "The King is dead. The time is now." | The man with the olive skin watched his opponent consider his options, but he knew what the the other was about to learn for himself. It was check mate.
"The King is dead. The time is now." He whispered quietly.
"No. No, it isn't. I've got another move." The Grey Man argued.
"Show me." The other said, combing his s... | 6 | 0 | 30 | 35,422 |
[WP] "The King is dead. The time is now." | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 30 | 35,423 |
[WP] "The King is dead. The time is now." | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 30 | 35,424 |
[WP] "The King is dead. The time is now." | There was a boy with a bouquet of flowers on her doorstep. "Good mornin' to you, ma'am."
She looked at the boy carefully. Scrapped knees, a bruise at the corner of his mouth, dirty, unruly hair, torn and patched clothes. "What can I do for you, young gentleman?"
"I'm 'ere to deliver this from my master." He handed h... | 1 | 0 | 30 | 35,425 |
[WP] [NSFW] Give me your nastiest, cursed-filled motherf*&ïng story you can. | Bitch damn bugger bitch fuckin shit damn
some fuckin buggers bitch came and fucked away my man
but i'll find a better fucker, better than that shitty fucker
bitch damn fuckin bitch bugger bitch shit | 7 | 0 | 3 | 35,426 |
[WP] [NSFW] Give me your nastiest, cursed-filled motherf*&ïng story you can. | "This sumbitch," Graff turned to the soldiers behind him, he had to seem strong, Graff had to show them how strong he was. They laughed hauntingly in unison; a deep grating laugh that emerged from the shadows and bounced off the bulkheads. Good, Graff thought, as long as they knew how strong he was they would follow hi... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 35,427 |
[WP] [NSFW] Give me your nastiest, cursed-filled motherf*&ïng story you can. | I punched that shit-fucking cocksucker right in his dick sucking lips. He fell to the ground like a little bitch and so I sent my size twelve boot straight up the fuckers ass crack!! He screamed and howled like a woman trying to push a newborn cow out 'er pussy! I laughed like the sick fuck I am until that titty flicke... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 35,428 |
[WP] Write a Wikipedia article for a historical event or person that never actually happened or existed | The Squirrel War was a short-lived armed conflict between Canada and the United States in 1978. The incident lasted three days and involved mobilization of elements of the United States Marine Corps and United States Air Force pitted against several Canadian farmers.
The event developed when hunters in upper Michigan... | 24 | 0 | 47 | 35,429 |
[WP] Write a Wikipedia article for a historical event or person that never actually happened or existed | Clyde Warren "Bang-Bang" Bloop (January 20, 1893 - July 16, 1933) was a member of the Pistol Whippers gang. He died from infected wounds after being attacked by opposing gang members- of cats.
**Early Life:**
Clyde Bloop was born in Jones Prairie, Texas, the fifth child of James and Jizzie Bloop. He received his nick... | 4 | 0 | 47 | 35,430 |
[WP] Write a Wikipedia article for a historical event or person that never actually happened or existed | Elliot Geoffrey Godgrace (1815-1863) was a plantation owner in the Deep South, specifically Georgia. He owned a number of slaves throughout his cotton planting career, and used them both for labor and for his scientific experiments that bordered on torture.
**Early Life**
He was born in the middle of Georgia near the... | 2 | 0 | 47 | 35,431 |
[WP] Write a Wikipedia article for a historical event or person that never actually happened or existed | Second Battle of Houston (2033)
------------
*For the Allegiance War battle, see Battle of Houston (2028)*
[Image Loaded](http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/288/4/6/War_by_hunterkiller.jpg)
*Texan infantry inspect a body following the ALF withdrawal*
---
Date: 21 August - 1 September 2033 (ALF withdrawal) / 3... | 8 | 0 | 47 | 35,432 |
[WP] Write a Wikipedia article for a historical event or person that never actually happened or existed | **Synth anti-pop** was a short-lived musical trend in the early and mid 1980s. It was a reaction to the commercial synthesizer based music aimed at the top-40 market. Bands like Moogfucker, Nukeboy, Laserburn, Japanese Mega Massage, and Atari Jesus were seminal in this style and helped create a mix of punk, parody, a... | 2 | 0 | 47 | 35,433 |
[WP] An unassuming man wangles a meeting with the U.S. Army chief of staff ... and quietly explains why all the world's militaries will very shortly be out of business | "Gah," General Thompson scowled at the hot coffee all over his uniform. "Watch where you're going!"
The man who bumped him and caused him to spill the drink seemed to do it on purpose. Thompson let it go and headed to the bathroom, barely noticing the short man leaning by the wall. He went in and shortly after heard ... | 5 | 0 | 3 | 35,434 |
[WP] An unassuming man wangles a meeting with the U.S. Army chief of staff ... and quietly explains why all the world's militaries will very shortly be out of business | "You would do well to know that your role, and the role of your counterparts in other countries, will soon be obsolete. In fact, the entire military-industrial complex will soon be obsolete. You should tailor your recommendations to your legislators accordingly."
I didn't expect him to listen. They never do. He was su... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 35,435 |
[WP] A hard worker at the end of his tether is tipped off that he is going to be fired the next day. He stays late and comes up with a plan. | "Terrence, we need to talk."
Terrence sighed as he marched into the boss' office. His boss was exactly the stereotype of a founding member of the old boys network. He was short and pudgy, with a mostly bald head of white hair. He knew the boss wasn't a fan of his, but the man couldn't dispute his numbers. None of the ... | 6 | 0 | 14 | 35,436 |
[WP] A hard worker at the end of his tether is tipped off that he is going to be fired the next day. He stays late and comes up with a plan. | I was seething at the words that had just come out of Thomas' mouth. They were going to fire me? After I busted my ass for them, they decided they would fire me?
Fuck that.
I stood up quickly sending my chair cascading to the floor. The break room quickly turned to silence and watched as I marched out of the room a... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 35,437 |
[WP] You're invited to a banquet by a famous celebrity. Once there you witness a horrific crime, involving the celebrity. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 14 | 35,438 |
[WP] You're invited to a banquet by a famous celebrity. Once there you witness a horrific crime, involving the celebrity. | (minifill)
Pulling his teeth from the woman's neck, Tom Cruise smiled and said, "Nobody will believe you." | 3 | 0 | 14 | 35,439 |
[WP] "I feel like I know you, yet your appearance means nothing to me" | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 5 | 35,440 |
[WP] A wormhole opens between Earth and Mars. A volunteer team of astronauts of all nationalities aboard a space shuttle is sent through. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 35,441 |
[WP] A wormhole opens between Earth and Mars. A volunteer team of astronauts of all nationalities aboard a space shuttle is sent through. | Sounds a lot like Red Mars by Kim Stanly Robinson. Covers everything from the selection process of the first astronauts from multiple nationalities from a global collaboration to the politics of government and economics, as well as what happens when corporations get control. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 35,442 |
[WP] "She stood in front of the gravestone that had 'Good riddance' spray painted over his name." | Rain hissed down from the sky in a great tumult, battering the grave like fists. Alyce stood, unflinching and unfeeling, listening to the wind scream: *Why did you leave me?*
The wind said what she could not, so many words that had battered as useless against the man as against the tomb. The rain beat with fists stron... | 9 | 0 | 37 | 35,443 |
[WP] "She stood in front of the gravestone that had 'Good riddance' spray painted over his name." | Tears flowed silently, freely down her cheeks. She sniffed a couple of times and finally opened her eyes. She stood in front of a gravestone that had "Good riddance" spray painted over his name. Her eyes widened and her tears suddenly stopped. A red flush crept into her ashen cheeks. "Who would do such a thing?"
He'd ... | 6 | 0 | 37 | 35,444 |
[WP] "She stood in front of the gravestone that had 'Good riddance' spray painted over his name." | She stood in front of the gravestone that had 'Good riddance' spray painted over his name. Sighing, she knelt down on the ground and began scrubbing off the graffiti. It was going to be a long shift. | 3 | 0 | 37 | 35,445 |
[WP] "She stood in front of the gravestone that had 'Good riddance' spray painted over his name." | Jane could see him now. If he could see where he was laid to rest, he would cluck his tongue in that way, the way that always came before a fight.
"So, I die, and this is were you bury me?" He would have said. "In the world's most boring graveyard? I would have died of boredom, y'know, if I wasn't dead already."
Wh... | 3 | 0 | 37 | 35,446 |
[WP] "She stood in front of the gravestone that had 'Good riddance' spray painted over his name." | She reached out to touch the crudely made headstone, her fingers brushing against the rough stone. Unlike so many other graves, this one had no flowers, no pictures or letters. It was even separate from the rest of the cemetery, in it's own little corner under a looming willow tree. "Good Riddance" was sprayed across t... | 3 | 0 | 37 | 35,447 |
[WP] "She stood in front of the gravestone that had 'Good riddance' spray painted over his name." | People rarely plan their funeral until they're dying.
Brain tumour. Inoperable. 5 months.
It took seven. He beat the odds. My beautiful, darling son won. And those seven months, oh what a seven months. He knew he was dying so my god, did he live.
And live, he did. He travelled, he laughed, he watched, he loved. He ... | 6 | 0 | 37 | 35,448 |
[WP] You get home to see a complete stranger on your roof. They wave. | I roll up to the house from work, loosening my tie. 'What a fucking day. I need a ..." I stop the car short of the garage. "What the fuck?"
I step out of the car staring at the man on the roof of my split level suburban home. He waves.
"How the fuck did he get up there?" I notice the dogs inside the house ca... | 3 | 0 | 11 | 35,449 |
[WP] You get home to see a complete stranger on your roof. They wave. | Uh…hello there.
Hi!
Can I help you with something?
No I’m good. Can I help **you** with anything?
You can tell me what you’re doing up there.
What I’m doing up **where**?
On my roof, you’re standing on top of my house.
Oh, am I?
Yeah.
…
**WHY** are you standing on my house?
Why are you standing on the gro... | 9 | 0 | 11 | 35,450 |
[WP] You get home to see a complete stranger on your roof. They wave. | They wave. I wave back. I'm tempted to ask why they're on the roof, but not yet. I walk around the outside of the house and there's no ladder. The front door's still locked. All the windows are closed and shut firmly from the inside. There's no other houses close enough to jump to mine, and the trees are all at the bor... | 3 | 0 | 11 | 35,451 |
[WP] You get home to see a complete stranger on your roof. They wave. | The taxi driver is taking longer than usual to drive me home from the airport. It seems like it's been days. It's a very nice cab as well. I'm not worried about the ride however, I'm feeling very relaxed. It's like they drugged me at the airport.
We're approaching the house now. It's been a while since I've been back... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 35,452 |
[CW] "There's a pebble in my shoe" (S)he said, "And it never lets me stay in one place for long." | "There's a pebble in my shoes," she said, "And it never lets me stay in one place for long."
She tucked a strand of her long ginger hair behind her ears, her earnest gray eyes looking up at me expectantly from where she sat across the table.
"What d'you mean by that?" I asked awkwardly, taking a sip of tea.
S... | 3 | 0 | 13 | 35,453 |
[CW] "There's a pebble in my shoe" (S)he said, "And it never lets me stay in one place for long." | I wish things wouldn't be that way. It's funny, but just earlier I was thinking about how I remember all the people that left me while I have to struggle to remember those I left. I guess it's life's way of balancing things but I would be spared a lot of pain if it wouldn't be like that.
It's not just death I'm talki... | 3 | 0 | 13 | 35,454 |
[CW] "There's a pebble in my shoe" (S)he said, "And it never lets me stay in one place for long." | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 13 | 35,455 |
[CW] "There's a pebble in my shoe" (S)he said, "And it never lets me stay in one place for long." | I was always a wanderer. Even as a child, my parents had to keep a close eye on me, as I would walk off into bushes and brambles on the sidewalk, or hide behind clothing racks at the mall. And as I grew older, I never thought I would find someone who would wander with me. I never thought I would find someone like my pa... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 35,456 |
[CW] "There's a pebble in my shoe" (S)he said, "And it never lets me stay in one place for long." | I don't usually visit the office cafeteria. The food was overpriced and the chairs were uncomfortable, but only slightly less so than the small talk.
However, on this particular Tuesday, my lunch had gone missing from the office cooler. I wasn't particularly mad about it, I mean, if they needed lunch that badly, I... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 35,457 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | A man is tortured with his experiences in the war. | 1 | 0 | 13 | 35,458 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | A teenager are cleaning the attic and find something horrible about her dad past | 2 | 0 | 13 | 35,459 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | Woke up. No fingers or thumbs. A card; "The surgeon was here". | 3 | 0 | 13 | 35,460 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | A man and his family are kidnapped. The man is forced to do various tasks or watch each member die horrific deaths individually | 1 | 0 | 13 | 35,461 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | A monster comes through a kid's closet door in a hurry. He manages to calm the kid down, checking the closet and under the bed constantly. Finally the monster says "we need to get out of here. What's chasing me is the stuff of my nightmares" or something along those lines.
That's your starting point. Scare us with wha... | 4 | 0 | 13 | 35,462 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | Something that shouldn't move does. | 3 | 0 | 13 | 35,463 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | A man is found in the woods and taken in by a group of friends, only for them to slowly realize that he isn't human, and that his plans are malicious | 3 | 0 | 13 | 35,464 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | More existential horror: The foundation for a woman's life--and considerable misdeeds--is shown to be demonstrably false. She must deal with the consequences. | 1 | 0 | 13 | 35,465 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | You're convinced that your Pomeranian is out to kill you. | 1 | 0 | 13 | 35,466 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | He looked at me.
And I at him.
He smiled at me.
I smiled at him.
but my face slipped | 1 | 0 | 13 | 35,467 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | "I always knew that this world would be next."
"What do you mean?"
"The Old Ones failed us." | 2 | 0 | 13 | 35,468 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | this is a prompt I intent to use myself at some point. It is an interesting idea (or at least I think so)
criminals are convicted and then their sentences are served in a chemically induced state that emulates the time they would spend in jail. The real time that passes is less than a day and the experience is traumat... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 35,469 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | [the fourth wall will not protect you.](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou) | 1 | 0 | 13 | 35,470 |
[PM] The Horror Prompts | [Strong linguistic relativity](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_relativity): the narrator begins to forget words, and this affects what he thinks and perceives. | 1 | 0 | 13 | 35,471 |
[WP] Superhero gets powers in a timed cycle. Never knows what powers he is going to get. | "Are you okay up there?"
I didn't say anything. I don't think I could. It was the sheer volume of his voice that roused me though.
"I said, 'Are you okay up there?' You took one hell of a hit, son!" the man belly laughed - he could't help it given the spectacle - and there was a lot of belly with which to laugh. His ... | 4 | 0 | 5 | 35,472 |
[WP] Superhero gets powers in a timed cycle. Never knows what powers he is going to get. | Omni sat in a metal chair, in a room ten stories below ground, in the heart of a military bunker. She flexed her wrists to test her restraints. They were strong – stronger than she was right now, anyway.
Her captor paced in front of her, reading a file.
“After all the rumors, this – you – are Omni? A.K.A. Metal Girl... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 35,473 |
[WP] Write a story based on the name of a color. | Sky blue.
That was what summer always used to be, Before. When we were six or seven, lying on our backs in the meadow and looking up at the sky. In the day, we made shapes with the clouds or I played with her hair. In the night, we tried to count the stars.
When we were nine or ten we pretended to be soldiers w... | 7 | 0 | 10 | 35,474 |
[WP] Write a story based on the name of a color. | The pretty pink room.
My daughter loved pink. Sweet 16 and filled with life. Every shirt she had was pink.
But it was also that pretty pink room where she hung lifeless, dangling from a rope she bought for a project. So she told me that is.
So when I was grocery shopping and a little girl ran by at full speed wea... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 35,475 |
[WP] Write a story based on the name of a color. | She called the color ‘Bittersweet.’
It’s an orangey-pink found somewhere between blush and atomic tangerine, like the dusky hue of a sunset after a perfect summer day, layers flattened and mixed into one. It’s cotton candy meets Indian red with a dash of mango tango.
She painted half the wall that color, the one und... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 35,476 |
[WP] Write a story based on the name of a color. | I hate my parents, I mean for fucks sake, who names their child sunset brown? My last name isn't even brown. It's White. My literal name is Sunset Brown White.
What kind of sense does that make?
Fuck.
| 1 | 0 | 10 | 35,477 |
[WP] God gets an iPad | God revived a package. Inside was an iPad with reddit, twitter and everything that ever was or will be of social media.
God started reading and smiled to himself. What amusing creatures these humans are, he thought as he walked toward his garden through the orchid.
As the shades of the apple tree drew back like curt... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 35,478 |
[WP] The first human in over one million years is admitted into heaven | A million years seems a bit too long, mind if I go with like 1000? There weren't many humans around a million years ago... | 14 | 0 | 25 | 35,479 |
[WP] The first human in over one million years is admitted into heaven | "Now we'll have to wait another million years" thought the monkey as the light in the dying creature's eyes went out. | 3 | 0 | 25 | 35,480 |
[WP] The first human in over one million years is admitted into heaven | "The first one?"
"In quite some time, yes."
"But...my dad?"
"Not here."
"My mother? My saint of a grandmother who wouldn't even look towards alcohol or swear?"
"Neither are with us."
"I don't get it. This is so unfair. I've done so much wrong in my life, why should I be the first one here in hundreds of years?"
... | 20 | 0 | 25 | 35,481 |
[WP] The first human in over one million years is admitted into heaven | His eyes blinked opened, slightly at first, god it seemed bright, but despite the blinding headache he felt better than he had in centuries.
"Well now, I'd thought you'd never show up, do you have any idea how long you've kept me waiting?"
That voice... He knew that voice, but that couldn't be, it had been too long,... | 11 | 0 | 25 | 35,482 |
[WP] The first human in over one million years is admitted into heaven | We tried this once before, yes?
Yes, long ago. Different worlds.
But now we're trying again?
Yes.
How long?
About five minutes. His respiratory system is failing even now.
Guh. Physical life. Jeez. No thank you.
You should try it. It's enlightening.
Only if there's a way to have the experience without all th... | 6 | 0 | 25 | 35,483 |
[WP] The first human in over one million years is admitted into heaven | God sighed after rejecting the last few applications yet again. For the last million years, not a single human had made it to Heaven. It wasn't as if he didn't try to change this. He talked to Moses, explaining his existence and the requirements to go to Heaven, and told him to spread the word. However Moses wasn't eve... | 3 | 0 | 25 | 35,484 |
[WP] The first human in over one million years is admitted into heaven | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 25 | 35,485 |
[WP]: the human race is blind, save for one person. Her friends and family are skeptical of this supposed superpower of hers. | "So let me get this straight, Susan. You claim you can see?"
"Of course. I really can father."
"And how exactly am I supposed to believe that? No one can see! Even the idea of sight comes from stories from the past, echoes from the Gods who lived long before our time, Susan."
"Hold up a number with your fingers fat... | 123 | 0 | 144 | 35,486 |
[WP]: the human race is blind, save for one person. Her friends and family are skeptical of this supposed superpower of hers. | [deleted] | 11 | 0 | 144 | 35,487 |
[WP]: the human race is blind, save for one person. Her friends and family are skeptical of this supposed superpower of hers. | "Victor, it *is* true." She insisted.
"No, Anya, it isn't." He scolded her, "What you are describing is impossible."
"I swear it on my life! What must I do to convince you?!" She felt tears stinging behind her eyelids.
"Ok, then, Anya. Without touching me, what am I doing?"
"You are tapping your forehead."
Victor ... | 140 | 1 | 144 | 35,488 |
[WP]: the human race is blind, save for one person. Her friends and family are skeptical of this supposed superpower of hers. | [deleted] | 5 | 0 | 144 | 35,489 |
[WP]: the human race is blind, save for one person. Her friends and family are skeptical of this supposed superpower of hers. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 144 | 35,490 |
[WP]: the human race is blind, save for one person. Her friends and family are skeptical of this supposed superpower of hers. | No one truly saw anything. No one saw the pain, the suffering, the agony in the world. They were all blinded by stupidity. By greed. By lies feed to them through the mouths of those blind to the needs of others. When I look around, I see. I can see every little thing. Every little emotion clearly displayed, yet so clev... | 6 | 0 | 144 | 35,491 |
[WP]: the human race is blind, save for one person. Her friends and family are skeptical of this supposed superpower of hers. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 144 | 35,492 |
[WP]: the human race is blind, save for one person. Her friends and family are skeptical of this supposed superpower of hers. | June watched as her daughter walked past the living room, chattering away.
"Who are you talking to, Amy? You know you're still grounded from last weekend." She called out sternly.
"I'm talking to Nana, Mom." Amy replied with typical teenaged attitude. June stopped folding the laundry in shock.
"Amy, Nana di... | 5 | 0 | 144 | 35,493 |
[WP]: the human race is blind, save for one person. Her friends and family are skeptical of this supposed superpower of hers. | Everyday, darkness... A constant blanket of thick black smog leaving the empty void to your imagination. Two siblings sit side by side living this everyday reality since the beginning of their memories. A constant dripping accompanies them as they talk about the visions they had during the dream period. Girl talked abo... | 2 | 0 | 144 | 35,494 |
[WP]: the human race is blind, save for one person. Her friends and family are skeptical of this supposed superpower of hers. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 144 | 35,495 |
[WP]: the human race is blind, save for one person. Her friends and family are skeptical of this supposed superpower of hers. | I pushed my way past them all. They couldn't keep me from my sister, not when she needed me the most.
"I don't care if you don't believe me! It's not even you that I'm trying to talk to!"
"Lee, *please*. We just *can't* have you filling her head with this nonsense anymore. Not now. Not today. Now, please. Go with Dr... | 2 | 0 | 144 | 35,496 |
[WP] Citizens, fed up with politicians, establish a pure democracy where everyone votes and the majority wins. | *Sirens can be heard off in the distance.*
It started with a simple question; why? We live our lives, day by day, being subjected to the rules and laws of other men whom we've never met. Whose hands we've never shaken. Whose lives we 've never touched, as ours they have never known. To them, we were a statistic; a nu... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 35,497 |
[WP] Making the ultimate sacrifice, you have the chance to say a few final words to your family, friends, SO, and/or humanity. | As he gazed one last time at the green and blue rock he called home, he thought of his family and friends waiting and worrying for a man who wouldn't return. The regret of lying to them weighed heavily on him, along with so many others in his life, and as he held the detonator in his hand he uttered one simple sentence... | 6 | 0 | 10 | 35,498 |
[PM] - Have to write a short story for my take-home final, details in comments. | Post removed. From the sidebar:
> Homework assignments are not allowed.
> Do your own homework and use /r/HomeworkHelp. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 35,499 |
Subsets and Splits
Top Gilded Writing Prompts
Retrieves potentially popular or noteworthy posts from the training dataset, but only provides basic filtering without deeper analytical insights into the data patterns.
SQL Console for euclaise/WritingPromptsX
Provides a limited set of records with high post scores, offering basic filtering but minimal insight into data patterns.