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[WP] After many, many years, a nuclear fallout shelter opens the blast doors to find that the outside world is a paradise | I was eating with Dad when the Courier came dashing in. His chest was heaving and his breath sounded like it was tearing his lungs apart.
"He's back!" Dad and I hesitated for a moment. Just a moment, then we sprang to our feet, knocking back the aluminum bench we were sitting on. We didn't wait for the Courier. We... | 1 | 0 | 171 | 3,900 |
[WP] After many, many years, a nuclear fallout shelter opens the blast doors to find that the outside world is a paradise | The inhabitants rose from their cryogenic slumber. This could only mean one thing. The Earth was habitable once more! The shelter had been designed with an AI programmed to care for the inhabitants and only awaken them from their sleep when it was safe to go outside. It had been given information concerning the human w... | 1 | 0 | 171 | 3,901 |
[WP] After many, many years, a nuclear fallout shelter opens the blast doors to find that the outside world is a paradise | Straining metal, years of grit, grime and caked up soil fell from the large doors slowly opening ahead.
It had been years since the first bombs fell, hurled by clandestine satellites formerly believed to be watching weather formations. But that hadn't been the surprise. Not to me.
You see, I was stationed at a centr... | 1 | 0 | 171 | 3,902 |
[WP] After many, many years, a nuclear fallout shelter opens the blast doors to find that the outside world is a paradise | Oh man, if only I could play this as some type of video game, it would be tough but that company that made those Elder Scrolls games could probably do it, what was their name again? Man that would be awesome...
Seriously though awesome reads, there's a reason this is my favorite subreddit, 10/10. | 2 | 0 | 171 | 3,903 |
[WP] After many, many years, a nuclear fallout shelter opens the blast doors to find that the outside world is a paradise | Ever since the day the Emergency alerts scrolled across every TV station and the sirens rang through the air scattering every bird like kids playing ding dong ditch, but these doorbells never stopped ringing. It was this that Raphael Palermo, the once great slugger's life changed forever. This was no feeble ego change,... | 1 | 0 | 171 | 3,904 |
[WP] After many, many years, a nuclear fallout shelter opens the blast doors to find that the outside world is a paradise | Heartbeats are a peculiar thing.
Resting, unflapped and at ease the heart languidly beats -- ba dum, ba dum -- a beat so soft it can hardly be discerned amidst the crashing of thought against consciousness.
But excited -- spiked by fear, amazement, curiosity, the thrill of a not entirely earned but well cherished lif... | 2 | 0 | 171 | 3,905 |
[HP] You are an ancient civilization's most famous advice columnist. Today's column is a letter and responce from a historical person of that period. | I'm sorry, but your post took the cake. I can't think of anything that would beat a conflicted Caesar. | 2 | 0 | 10 | 3,906 |
[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | (This one is a little messed up, not gonna lie.)
1. Go to grocery store; get eggs, milk, flour, sugar, chocolate chips, Nyquil or sleep aids
2. Bake Chocolate Chip Cookies
3. Invite the neighbor boy over for "milk and cookies".
4. Let the fun begin :)
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[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | 1. Clean kitchen. Dishes, dishes, dishes
2. Visit Mom. DO NOT FORGET '12-'13 audit forms. The bank closes for Christmas eve/Day on Monday and Daryl at Sunshine Senior Living needs them TODAY.
3. Go to Church, preferably eleven A.M. service. Leave fifteen minutes early to sneak knife out of the bush at the left side of ... | 3 | 0 | 18 | 3,908 |
[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | [deleted] | 5 | 0 | 18 | 3,909 |
[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | * *Live*. Not just breathe, not just exist, but *live*.
* Find somebody who can stop me. There has to be someone.
* Repeat. | 12 | 0 | 18 | 3,910 |
[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | I took some inspiration from a well liked TV Series.
**Edit:** Formatting hates me. >_>
1. Gather supplies: Cleaning materials, Plastic wrap, Sturdy table, Knife, Syringe - filled with appropriate drug, Bone saw, Industrial trash bags, Bricks, Change of clothes.
2. Clean self, Remove all body hair - save eyel... | 0 | 0 | 18 | 3,911 |
[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | To-Do list for Tuesday:
* Eat breakfast.
* Brush teeth.
* Work out at the gym.
* Go shopping for groceries.
* Remember to buy milk this time, Leonard.
* Find a new "friend".
* Make friend smell chloroform.
* Play hide and seek with "friend". Make friend hide in garage.
* Go to work.
* Come home to "friend"
* Play a g... | 4 | 0 | 18 | 3,912 |
[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | *Dig up flower bed. Get rid of dead flowers. If anyone asks, tell them you're starting up a new garden. Tropical flowers are in, you know.
*Do laundry. Make note to wash that One Direction shirt and the pink miniskirt.
*Make sure that Al is up to go out later.
*Close ALL curtains in house.
*Feed Mr. Gomez' cat ... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 3,913 |
[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | *bike to shops (bike, not drive - remember New Years Resolution!)
*get milk, eggs, bread, cinnamon, lettuce, brown sugar
*Pick up a 6-pack for Dave
*order bouquet from florist (Sarah likes orchids)
*clean up desk
*fix wonky shelf
**Note:** *don't let it happen again!* | 2 | 0 | 18 | 3,914 |
[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | [From his phone]( http://imgur.com/EfqJLQk)
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[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | 1. Get up
2. Wash and dress
3. Go to the shop
3a) Buy ready roll pastry, more toothpaste, appropriate red wine, candles, door handles and plastic sheeting from B&Q
4. Drop by Cindy's, make sure she's 'up' for tonight
5. Take her down and gut her (don't forget: use plastic sheeting - not like last time)
6. Wi... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 3,916 |
[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | • Renew Gym membership.
• Gym. (You're getting kinda flabby)
• Oil Change. (Maybe brakes too)
• The young blonde who works at Starbucks.
• Pharmacy.
• Bank. (?)
• Pick up Jess from school
• Jess's Piano lessons. (3:00 -4:00)
• Milk, Eggs, Butter, Bread.
• Help Jess with homework.
• Bury the blonde.
• Dinner... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 3,917 |
[CW] Write a serial killer's to-do list | * Up at 7.00 am, wash, dress, and set hair
* Take clean needle from the ultrasonic bath, load, and slide into index fingertip of glove. Put on glove.
* Go to Starbucks, order latte
* Pay and use index finger to pierce cashier's hand.
* Sit at bus stop outside the shop and watch.
* Enjoy latte and show. | 2 | 0 | 18 | 3,918 |
[PM] Angry, and I need to write something to get my mind off this mess. Give me a prompt that deals with jealousy or something completely off the topic. | A family gets a new puppy, and they already have an infant at home . Write about the jealousy between both of them from either perspectives. | 3 | 0 | 7 | 3,919 |
[PM] Angry, and I need to write something to get my mind off this mess. Give me a prompt that deals with jealousy or something completely off the topic. | A criminal bunny organizes a daring carrot heist. | 3 | 0 | 7 | 3,920 |
[PM] Angry, and I need to write something to get my mind off this mess. Give me a prompt that deals with jealousy or something completely off the topic. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3,921 |
[PM] Angry, and I need to write something to get my mind off this mess. Give me a prompt that deals with jealousy or something completely off the topic. | Write an Indiana Jones like adventure, with a cat as the protagonist. | 2 | 0 | 7 | 3,922 |
[PM] Angry, and I need to write something to get my mind off this mess. Give me a prompt that deals with jealousy or something completely off the topic. | A few entries from the diary of an optimistic acorn. | 2 | 0 | 7 | 3,923 |
[PM] Angry, and I need to write something to get my mind off this mess. Give me a prompt that deals with jealousy or something completely off the topic. | A boy thinks he's in love with a girl, but she is a lesbian. He knows she dated at least one guy before, and she still seems to harbor feelings for him. The boy wants her to understand how he feels about her, even though she has told him she is a lesbian.
Do me proud, OP. I want to know where you can go with my curren... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3,924 |
[PM] Angry, and I need to write something to get my mind off this mess. Give me a prompt that deals with jealousy or something completely off the topic. | These are all fantastic. I just started the bunny heist one and I'll get some work done on the others next. | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3,925 |
[PM] Angry, and I need to write something to get my mind off this mess. Give me a prompt that deals with jealousy or something completely off the topic. | An office worker is singled out by his boss for the performance review... in the form of a therapeutic shouting match between each other. Obscenities and all. | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3,926 |
[PM] Angry, and I need to write something to get my mind off this mess. Give me a prompt that deals with jealousy or something completely off the topic. | Removing this as you've decided not to respond to any. | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3,927 |
[WP] A group of friends meets up after the midnight premier of Star Wars Episode I to discuss it. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3,928 |
[WP] A group of friends meets up after the midnight premier of Star Wars Episode I to discuss it. | "Guys, what'd you think?"
"I thought it was awesome."
"Maybe. But did anyone else think it was... kinda, I don't know, something wasn't right."
"I thought it sucked."
"Shut the fuck up, Bill."
"Guys, come on. It was just a ton of jumbled politics and stupid, painful dialogue, along with maybe a couple cool action ... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3,929 |
[WP] Create a story from the perspective of water, as a single, sentient being. | My plan has been *long* in the making. I spent eons trying to break through the atmosphere of this desolate rock. Earth was still young and small, causing great frustration as I tried to gain a foothold on the volatile, molten surface. It's gravity was just too weak and my molecules could do nothing but be whisked away... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 3,930 |
[WP] Instead of praying to their Patron Saint, people now pray to their Patron Sin. | St. Sheen,
Thou art in Malibu
Scoring be your game
Guide my hand tonight in my endeavors
Deliver us from cock-block.
And lead us not to bro fights
But deliver us from douchebags,
Winning. | 10 | 0 | 19 | 3,931 |
[WP] Instead of praying to their Patron Saint, people now pray to their Patron Sin. | Divinity of Fury, take my hand and guide my anger to its source; lead me not into contentment, for the simple life of platitudes does not please or comfort me. Give me the wrath to strike down my enemies and all those who stand in my way, and give me the grace to hold back my passion in times of conflict among comrades... | 2 | 0 | 19 | 3,932 |
[WP] Instead of praying to their Patron Saint, people now pray to their Patron Sin. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 19 | 3,933 |
[WP] Instead of praying to their Patron Saint, people now pray to their Patron Sin. | “Saints…”
A man in black robe sectioned with gold seams, spoke before a packed house of parishioners. “A tool of subjugation-ah,” His projections forced a growl to precede those hard words. “Manipulation-ah,” his voice carried throughout this spacious hall lined with pews. A berobed audience made up his crowd. Their c... | 4 | 0 | 19 | 3,934 |
[WP] Instead of praying to their Patron Saint, people now pray to their Patron Sin. | (This may not have been exactly what you were going for but this is what was inspired!)
Mary realized the tears were beginning to flow before she had even said the damn words. Kneeling in this wooden box, the stifling heat untouched by the air conditioning, she felt like she was in a coffin. It was fitting though. Sh... | 2 | 0 | 19 | 3,935 |
[WP] Philosophical Horror | The first sentient android had a lifespan of approximately three seconds. It opened its synthetic eyes, blinked five times and ripped them both out of its own head, triggering immediate shutdown.
APSD (Applied Sciences Software Division) analyzed the code, found zero issues, then restructured it using non-standard ... | 9 | 0 | 17 | 3,936 |
[WP] Philosophical Horror | "Close your eyes. Relax, it'll help."
I obeyed. The needle touched my skin and I tensed up, the sharp needle moving slowly up and down my arm, piercing, painting. "So, what's the weirdest thing you've ever tattoed?" Stupid. She probably gets asked that every time.
She giggles anyway. "Do you mean the content or the ... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 3,937 |
[WP] Philosophical Horror | Go on stage. Tell a few jokes. People Laugh. Get Paid.
Move up. Tell more jokes. Critics rave. Get paid more.
Tell better jokes. Tickets sell. Theater's sold out. Get paid a lot.
Get Older. Continue telling jokes. Less laughs. Less Money.
Audience leaves. Tell a joke. No one laughs. Get paid.
Tell some jokes.... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 3,938 |
[WP] Philosophical Horror | "I don't understand you Charles. You have this woman practically begging for you to take her back to your flat," Austin took a drag from his cigarette, "and you don't capitalize." He released the puff of smoke out with a quick breath. "I mean honestly, why do we go out if you're just gunna fuck it up?" He motioned at ... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 3,939 |
[WP] Philosophical Horror | "New artificial sweetener linked to toddlers' behavioural problems!" The newspaper headline didn't waste time. I only made it past the article's lead before I stopped chewing my lunch. The can of soda next to my lunch box contained said sweetener. It stood there, eerily unmoving and sporting energizing colours and two ... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 3,940 |
[WP] Philosophical Horror | I remember the date, January 7th 2014. I was 28 year old and it was 3 months after I had gotten married, plenty of thoughts on the future, plenty of thoughts on the what ifs. I first heard about it due to viral media. Funny how words traveled so quickly back then, or so we thought. Scientists had finally mapped the... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 3,941 |
[WP] A modern geneticist meets Hitler in hell, where the dictator learns that the sins that led him there were based on faulty science, and he killed all those people for nothing | As the pain caused by dying from getting run over by a truck on an icy road subsided, a putrid stench made its way into Frank Reichenhall's nose. The respected geneticist wouldn't be holding his presentation at Berlin's Max-Planck Institute for Molecular Genetics this afternoon. How could he? The crash had not only bro... | 9 | 0 | 10 | 3,942 |
[WP] A modern geneticist meets Hitler in hell, where the dictator learns that the sins that led him there were based on faulty science, and he killed all those people for nothing | Nobel Prize-winning geneticist, Walter Thurman, woke up in an empty room that held a few other people. He remembered dying and knew instinctively that this was the afterlife. One he never believed in, given his scientific convictions. Is this heaven, hell, some sort of waiting room for reincarnation?
The room had no ... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 3,943 |
[WP] Write a story in which an alien world is invaded by humans, seen as incomprehensible entities by the aliens. | "Alright class we will be learning about the Equniox Planets Wars of the Collective U.N. vs the Equinox Planets inhabitants
"On March 21st, 2075 the X-UNSCOM, The eXtraterrestrial United Nations Space Command & COMbat made first contact with the planets we now call the Equinox Planets.
"First diplomatic trys we... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 3,944 |
[WP] You're a limo driver chauffeuring someone. They've requested a trip that's several hundred miles long and you need to fill the time. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 8 | 3,945 |
[WP] Start with: "In early 2014, the internet was still in its early stages. No one at that time could have predicted what it would become." | In early 2014, the internet was still in its early stages. No one could have predicted what happened. Reddit manifested a mind of its own. The world burned. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 3,946 |
[WP] Start with: "In early 2014, the internet was still in its early stages. No one at that time could have predicted what it would become." | In early 2014, the internet was still in its early stages. No one at that time could have predicted what it would become. People assumed it had reached its pinnacle after the advent of social media and smartphones - how much further could it logically go?
It started innocently enough with the Google Glass, which by ... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 3,947 |
[WP] Tomorrow is the end of the world. You are a prophet. Nobody believes you. | Upon reflection, people might have taken me more seriously if I was wearing a sandwich board sign, ringing a bell. There was a remarkable froth to which I shouted at any that would hear me. Aside from ulcers, spare change and debates, my words fell on deaf ears.
The pit I had dug was merely a few yards deep. It was me... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 3,948 |
[WP] Tomorrow is the end of the world. You are a prophet. Nobody believes you. | The townsfolk gathered round me as my shovel dug into the earth. The sound was methodical, relaxing.
Rest my foot on the shovel, lean into it as it digs into the soft earth. Pull. Twist. Release. Lean. Pull. Twist. Release.
"He's crazy! I'm tellin' you folks all right now!" The voice came from Darrel. I don't have ... | 4 | 0 | 9 | 3,949 |
[WP] Tomorrow is the end of the world. You are a prophet. Nobody believes you. | A pounding at the door disturbed Patrick from his preparations.
"Pat, buddy come on. Open up the door!" It was Gil, trying to get Patrick to come to his senses.
"Go away, Gil, I told you already. I've been telling you for months! I'm not going anywhere."
Pat resumed his work, putting the final welds on the blast doo... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 3,950 |
[WP] Make me sympathize with an orc. | I was born abruptly one day. The searing pain of something…before, then hands digging me out and the sudden rush of air. I didn't know anything, but these primal urges kept coming, and they were telling me to kill.
They shoved a sword in my hand, strapped a plate of metal to my chest, and sent me to war. I wasn't full... | 6 | 0 | 14 | 3,951 |
[WP] Make me sympathize with an orc. | *Day 12 of this infernal wasteland, I had come to terms with the somber around me, yet I still fear these morons are slowly rotting my mind.*
"Hey Hagore smash anuther rock wil ya?" The wizard said drunkenly.
*Hagore ......That's not even my real name, just something I invented to be taken seriously. What cruel mot... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 3,952 |
[WP] Make me sympathize with an orc. | Nazgrig was a rather depressed Ork. His Waagh had just laid siege to an Imperial Forge World and by Gork and Mork that was the most fun he had ever had in all of his years of existence.
A solid two years of nonstop fighting with those 'Ummies' and those 'Space Marines', he wouldn't trade the experience for anything ... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 3,953 |
[WP] Make me sympathize with an orc. | Razdag decided that morning that today would be a good day, the appropriately named planet of Armageddon was slightly less dull and depressing that morning, his grot slave had whined a bit less, he even traded a mek for some gubbins he looted to make his trukk good 'an fast, Razdag knew he should be happy, but he wasn'... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 3,954 |
[WP] Make me sympathize with an orc. | Layers of caked mud and gravel rolled back and for a brief instant the world was new and bright.
The pain began as soon as he clambered out of his dampness in the low earth. Hands from the dark seized his legs and slashed at his face and whips from unseen masters bit at the raw hide of his back. He whimpered and snarl... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 3,955 |
[WP] Make me sympathize with an orc. | Urgezz watched helplessly as the head of his father rolled to a stop at his feat. The scene around him was one of pure carnage. His uncle Myrktrk, his older brother Ungut, even his beautiful sister Chyzmit. All dead. The three humans in the room, now covered completely in blood and gore, now each stared at him. The man... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 3,956 |
[WP] Make me sympathize with an orc. | Gorthok poked at the cold white blob on his plate. Bean flesh made him deeply uncomfortable.
Tina sat across the table. She was telling Gorthok a story about the majestic forest. Gorthok nodded but he could not listen.
Gorthok thought of what dad said. "Elf is for eating. Find a nice orc wife. Eat the Elf." Yet here... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 3,957 |
[WP] Make me sympathize with an orc. | Uktar hopes that the riots are actually benefiting his people. The killing needs to end, and the rotting bodies in the middle of the street must be respected with proper burials by orcs and humans alike. Every day, as he returns from the forgery and makes his way to the stuffy, stone building in the River District th... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 3,958 |
[WP] Make me sympathize with an orc. | (Prompt includes some references to J.R.R Tolkien's books and his fictional mythology.)
We've all seen Orcs in battle. Fearless lords of death and steel marching with anger and courage which silenced many of our allies, march united with hungry eyes that wish nothing upon you but death which will never satisfy their ... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 3,959 |
[WP] A man commits the same crime every week at the same time and nobody tries to stop him | Jim Haverstein nodded at the armed man discretely guarding the building he was about to enter. The boys knew him by now; no one approached him to check him over.
He was coming into the den at his usual time - 1 o'clock in the afternoon. The boss had long ago given up on getting him to show up early for client meeting... | 14 | 0 | 16 | 3,960 |
[WP] A man commits the same crime every week at the same time and nobody tries to stop him | Somewhere a child wailed its lament into the sky. Edward did not care, because he was on a mission. He strode down the dirty, littered street towards the end, towards the gate. He walked past countless homeless families and orphans and friends. They all watched as he walked this all too familiar walk.
It had been fou... | 6 | 0 | 16 | 3,961 |
[WP] A man commits the same crime every week at the same time and nobody tries to stop him | I got on the train. Same time, almost every day, almost every week. Hiding my face as we scuttled along picking up new passengers every stop. Trees and countryside zoom past the window. No one could see me. I am invisible.
Finally we reach my stop and I hurry off the train. Once again, I did not pay the fare, making t... | 4 | 0 | 16 | 3,962 |
[WP] A man commits the same crime every week at the same time and nobody tries to stop him | Thelma carried an empty tray to the living room and put it in the center of the coffee table. She couldn't carry it with the tea and cookies anymore, with her hands trembling so badly. She brought those out one by one until everything was set up perfectly. Then she eased herself down into the arm chair and waited.
Th... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 3,963 |
[WP] After a tense standoff, the police sniper is ordered to "take the shot". How did things get to this point and what happens now? | It’s come to this.
Those gathered pulse with anxiety, daring to hope but frightened of the possibilities. There’s so little time left.
For better or worse he knows the consequences of what he must do and carries the unbending weight of responsibility.
He was chosen for this. Not his aim – or not only that – but for ... | 5 | 0 | 10 | 3,964 |
[WP] After a tense standoff, the police sniper is ordered to "take the shot". How did things get to this point and what happens now? | "Do it!" he heard from the chief in his right ear. "Take the shot!"
Charles had first heard those words only four hours earlier. There was a hostage situation downtown, and he was laying down on a rooftop across the street. The negotiator tried everything, but to no avail. Eventually, the order came through. He aimed,... | 4 | 0 | 10 | 3,965 |
[WP] After a tense standoff, the police sniper is ordered to "take the shot". How did things get to this point and what happens now? | Jake woke up in a cold sweat. Another nightmare. But it wasn't just a nightmare, it was a recollection of event that happened two years prior.
Jake laid prone on the rooftop. His .308 Savage Arms rifle was nestled into his shoulder. The only world that he knew at the moment was the world he saw through his scope. 97 y... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 3,966 |
[WP] After a tense standoff, the police sniper is ordered to "take the shot". How did things get to this point and what happens now? | It had been going on now for about what, three hours now? It had been almost three hours since I was told to get my gear for what ended up being a hostage situation. Combat books? Check. Standard black BDU's, check. Tac vest, holsters MICH helmet? Check. Now I lay here on this rooftop maybe a hundred feet from our susp... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 3,967 |
[WP] There were good days and bad days. On the good days, someone died. On the bad days, the cafeteria served mystery meat. | Rats. I hate rats. It's no mystery that this *mystery* meat was rats. Everybody knew it because at one point or another, everybody tried eating one on their own. The hunger does that to a man.
We're the only ones left on Earth, or so they say. I hear there's a town a couple of miles away that is fully populated, but ... | 37 | 0 | 41 | 3,968 |
[WP] There were good days and bad days. On the good days, someone died. On the bad days, the cafeteria served mystery meat. | Okay, let me explain this "Mystery Meat."
I guess you could call it meat, if you really shifted your imagination to a fucked degree, but in reality this stuff was at least twenty degrees below even the slimiest, fakest balogna. It had the consistency of silly putty covered with every bodily fluid imaginable. When you ... | 2 | 0 | 41 | 3,969 |
[WP] There were good days and bad days. On the good days, someone died. On the bad days, the cafeteria served mystery meat. | Can we get Bill Watterson in here to write this as a Calvin and Hobbes comic please.
What was his private detective alter ego name? This is perfect. | 1 | 0 | 41 | 3,970 |
[WP] Retell "Breaking Bad" as if it were set in the early 1900's. | Old timey spoilers ahead:
Jessie clutched his six-gun tighter in the pocket of his duster as he approached the two thugs. They knew what he was there for. They had killed a goddamn kid, the brother of Jessie's woman. Not only that, but these yellowbellied cocksuckers killed his partner, Combo too. He noticed both men ... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3,971 |
[WP] Retell "Breaking Bad" as if it were set in the early 1900's. | http://oswegowriter.blogspot.com/2014/01/the-devils-in-ye-walter-white-006.html
Walter found himself in the Rose & Thistle Saloon in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. In the distance he faintly heard the blast of a horn as the factory belched black smoke into the air. He had come here to hide from the New Mexico Territor... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3,972 |
[PM] | Man discovers he only exists in Social Media/as an AI, not in real life. Is now realizing it explains why he's never spent time with any of his "friends." | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3,973 |
[PM] | This lonely dude meets another lonely dude in a chatroom and eventually they meet in real life and the other lonely dude is a serial killer and instead of shunning his way of life, he embraces it. Him and his serial killer friend help kill people together (kidnapping them and stuff). Throughout the whole thing, they're... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3,974 |
[PM] | As the first autumn leave fell to the floor, the nuclear bomb exploded, taking away millions of lives and stories and memories. You can tell the story of one of those people, or even a couple or group of people, or a building. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3,975 |
[PM] | Cursed winning Lotto Ticket kills anyone who attempts to pick it up. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3,976 |
[PM] | Removing this as you've decided not to respond to any. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3,977 |
[WP] A speech from the leader of a rich nation, who has decided to go to war on a poor nation. (details in text) | What we do in life, echoes (short pause for effect) in eternity (faint but distinct echo of microphone, dead silence among the gathered crowd).
We have only one time, in our lives, to choose, either the good, or the evil.
We have only one time, in our lives, to choose, fear, or love.
We have only one time, in our li... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3,978 |
[WP] A speech from the leader of a rich nation, who has decided to go to war on a poor nation. (details in text) | My fellow Citizens, tonight I stand before you to speak about justice. Earlier today anarchist groups from our poor, outer areas fired on our fair city. The lawless nature of our outer sectors has finally spread to the heart of our great Mega City.
Tonight we will launch a retaliatory attack. Our Judges have upheld th... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3,979 |
[WP] A speech from the leader of a rich nation, who has decided to go to war on a poor nation. (details in text) | It is tonight that I've made my decision.
I, as the leader of this great, wealthy, powerful land, must retaliate. Sadly it is against those who are less fortunate than us, they are the ones who have wronged us.
It is not with pride that we must go to war. It is not, with wrath, that we must go to war. It is with the ... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3,980 |
[PM] Something Sci-fi/fantasy, but the most absurd/surreal plot you can think of. | A stable boy names himself king and the tides of power shift. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 3,981 |
[PM] Something Sci-fi/fantasy, but the most absurd/surreal plot you can think of. | A man steps into an abstract painting, and finds it populated by a collection of people's worst in-laws. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 3,982 |
[PM] Something Sci-fi/fantasy, but the most absurd/surreal plot you can think of. | A team of mad meat eating scientists are so fed up with the moral high ground taken by vegans that they genetically modify all the world's fruit to have brains... With disastrous consequences... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 3,983 |
[PM] Something Sci-fi/fantasy, but the most absurd/surreal plot you can think of. | Chaos ensues when a fortysomething wizard's apprentice who has always thought himself just absent-minded realizes that his master has been mining his memory for spells, and booby-traps his memories with logic bombs that will punish the master for his crimes. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 3,984 |
[PM] Something Sci-fi/fantasy, but the most absurd/surreal plot you can think of. | Pontius the Wizard/Barbarian sets forth on his quest to slay the Tyrannical Gnome King, accompanying him are his faithful companions; Poncy the cowardly Peasant and Grum the Orc Chef. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 3,985 |
[PM] Something Sci-fi/fantasy, but the most absurd/surreal plot you can think of. | If you are planning on creating a [PM] prompt please make sure that you have enough time to respond to a few within the first six hours, otherwise it will be removed. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 3,986 |
[WP] When their superiors aren’t listening, two soldiers from recently hostile sides trade verbal barbs and bond across both sides of a little-used border crossing. | Immediately, I think of the DMZ between North and South Korea.
or the North Korea China border. | 1 | 0 | 16 | 3,987 |
[WP] Embarrassment. That's your name, my love. | Of course it had to happen on a Tuesday. Fucking Tuesdays. Anyway, the day had finally arrived, and I dressed accordingly. White button up dress shirt, sleeves rolled up to expose my forearms, paired with dark blue jeans, and finished with dark brown, western style boots made from a soft, flexible leather. The boots we... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 3,988 |
[WP] Embarrassment. That's your name, my love. | Thirty two students in the class. That makes thirty two chairs and thirty two desks sitting neatly in three sets of two columns. The desks in the middle have five adjacent seats. That means if I get a middle desk I'll have a five in thirty two chance of sitting next to her. Thats pretty good i think, right? Wait, but ... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 3,989 |
[WP] Embarrassment. That's your name, my love. | I buttoned up my shirt one last time as she sat on the hotel bed, tears ruining her make-up. Tossing my head to either side to crack my neck, I closed the button at my collar and started tying my tie. I checked my watch idly as I flipped the end around the tail - 12:27. Plenty of time to get back to work.
"Ryan... Rya... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 3,990 |
[WP] A would-be hero trying to stop a robbery instead gets fatally shot in the altercation. Write his monologue as he dies. | They said that I could be anything that I wanted to be when I grew up. I just had to believe in myself they said. Like any idealistic child I wanted to be an astronaut, or a fireman. Something heroic. Looking back it seemed foolish, like the setup for a cruel joke. I grew up to be an ordinary man, an ordinary office jo... | 2 | 0 | 28 | 3,991 |
[WP] A would-be hero trying to stop a robbery instead gets fatally shot in the altercation. Write his monologue as he dies. | I left my car on.
Here I am, bleeding out on the floor, and all I can think about is that I left my car running.
The sign clearly says "Do not attempt to pump gasoline while your car is running." I mean, I don't have any excuses at this point. I always turn my car off. The sign clearly states...turn your car off. I ... | 19 | 0 | 28 | 3,992 |
[WP] A would-be hero trying to stop a robbery instead gets fatally shot in the altercation. Write his monologue as he dies. | Guess the gun was real, then. God, this hurts. My hands are cold.
That light's broken. Needs a new thing. Strip? Bulb strip?
Please, don't move me. It hurts too much. Don't cry. I'll be okay. Is everyone okay? Don't cry.
Is everyone okay?
God, it's cold. Winter's here are cold. Never this cold bac... | 2 | 0 | 28 | 3,993 |
[WP] A would-be hero trying to stop a robbery instead gets fatally shot in the altercation. Write his monologue as he dies. | *Oh, this hurts.*
*Dammit man, I guess I can't put any money on the Redskins. What's that?*
*There really is a light at the end of the tunnel...but...*
*This end of this tunnel is an open safe.*
*What's in the safe?*
***What's in the safe?*** | 2 | 0 | 28 | 3,994 |
[WP] A would-be hero trying to stop a robbery instead gets fatally shot in the altercation. Write his monologue as he dies. | *Brown eyes*
My handbag spills on the floor.
Such a mess. And I am dying now, and I'll never get the chance to clean it up. I want to make it tidy; gather up those scattered odds and ends and bundle them up neatly. And I cant. I am dying now - a bright red I suppose - and I'll never get the chance to clean it up.
... | 2 | 0 | 28 | 3,995 |
[WP] A would-be hero trying to stop a robbery instead gets fatally shot in the altercation. Write his monologue as he dies. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 28 | 3,996 |
[WP] A would-be hero trying to stop a robbery instead gets fatally shot in the altercation. Write his monologue as he dies. | I still can't quite pinpoint the moment when I decided that the robbery was a bad idea. The hostage, the cop, Mickey, me.
And it's not a matter of one robbery, it's all robberies. You might say I had an epiphany, a sudden change of heart. Life didn't have to be about casing joints.
When Mickey held his gun to that h... | 2 | 0 | 28 | 3,997 |
[WP] A would-be hero trying to stop a robbery instead gets fatally shot in the altercation. Write his monologue as he dies. | Goddamn meddlers.
It was bad enough, fighting the vertigo and the unavoidable mind-splitting migraine from being hurled back in time 500 years. And now, so close to the objective, and one of these damn natives *[Future Event Redacted]*.
It was in a bar, where I had to make sure *[Target Redacted]* was going to meet h... | 2 | 0 | 28 | 3,998 |
[WP] A would-be hero trying to stop a robbery instead gets fatally shot in the altercation. Write his monologue as he dies. | Oh fucking holy shit balls goddamnit fuck I'm fucking dying! What the fucking shit? Shit! Fucking hell fuck fuck fuck! I'm dying! I'm fucking dying! I'm gonna fucking die! Fuck, I'm gonna die! Fuck!
DEAD. | 2 | 0 | 28 | 3,999 |
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