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[WP] A person goes on with their daily routine oblivious to the fact that civilization has ended or is ending around them. | While the air outside was filling with toxic fumes, we sat inside at the table. My wife was holding my arm as tightly as she could while silent tears where running over her cheeks. My mother was praying to her God, hoping for a miracle. My brother, who’s 30th birthday we were supposed to be celebrating, was looking thr... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 4,100 |
[WP] A person goes on with their daily routine oblivious to the fact that civilization has ended or is ending around them. | *Ding!* The door opens, and in walks a man with short red hair and a slight goatee.
"Man, it's like hell on Earth out there!" Dan says, taking his jacket off and hanging it on a coatrack. There is no response to his comment, and there is actually no noise at all. He looks up, and sees the myriad of people crouched beh... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 4,101 |
[WP] A person goes on with their daily routine oblivious to the fact that civilization has ended or is ending around them. | It's mornings like these that make me love getting up early. But since I woke I haven't heard a single note fill the tranquil air; I may go catch that worm before the early bird rises! Ah, and look--someone's already made the coffee!...Or perhaps it's leftover from yesterday? The flavor's a little stale and I've never ... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 4,102 |
[WP] A person really wants a certain kind of car, and finds that they can afford it if they get an advertisement paint job. When the car arrives, it has an advertisement for an adult escort service. Hijinks ensue. | While Dan's face slammed against the hood of Sergeant Macready's police cruiser, he caught a glimpse of his jet-black Viper being loaded onto the flatbed tow truck in the parking lot. He began to cry.
Years earlier, the Viper had been languishing in the same tiny dealer's lot for months. Sitting right by his bus stop,... | 3 | 0 | 13 | 4,103 |
[WP] A person really wants a certain kind of car, and finds that they can afford it if they get an advertisement paint job. When the car arrives, it has an advertisement for an adult escort service. Hijinks ensue. | Jim was a great family man. He lived at 223 Westover Lane, Baltimore, Maryland. There he had a beautiful house in the suburbs, along with a wife, Jennifer, and three kids; Tina, Robert, and Susie. He also had a dog, Pete. He had a great job at a law office in the big city, and made a rather comfortable amount of money.... | 6 | 0 | 13 | 4,104 |
[WP] A person really wants a certain kind of car, and finds that they can afford it if they get an advertisement paint job. When the car arrives, it has an advertisement for an adult escort service. Hijinks ensue. | Kevin wasn't even counting down the days. He was counting down the minutes. The paperwork was signed, the I's dotted, the T's crossed. He was finally going to get it. The deal was incredible, too. There was no way Kevin could afford the car, not even with his dad's help. After weeks of research, though, he came up with... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 4,105 |
[PP] - Poetry: I challenge to you to write a limerick that's also a riddle! |
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[PP] - Poetry: I challenge to you to write a limerick that's also a riddle! | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4,107 |
[WP] A person gains a superpower through an accident, and must decide if they will be a superhero or a supervillain. | It all started with a brilliant white light. Not the kind of blinding, hazy aura you see after waking up in a hospital bed, where the lights are just a bit too intense for your groggy eyes to handle. No, the glow was less intrusive than that. It was more like… like the light radiated outwards from nothing, growing a... | 10 | 0 | 16 | 4,108 |
[WP] A person gains a superpower through an accident, and must decide if they will be a superhero or a supervillain. | Yesterday’s accident at the nuclear power facility was a happy accident. Today, As the protests came to a head, and the riot police pressed in against my young comrades, I watched them in agony under the baton of our oppressors. I knew this was my chance to change things. As I tore the cop’s throat from his body with n... | 4 | 0 | 16 | 4,109 |
[WP] A person gains a superpower through an accident, and must decide if they will be a superhero or a supervillain. | Staring deep into a pile of ashes a boy of maybe six but no more than seven years began to weep uncontrollably. If only the other boy had stopped making him hurt. Alas he didn't and here he was staring at what was left of the boy. A boot here, a smoldering bone there that was completely indiscernible as to what purpose... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 4,110 |
[WP] A person gains a superpower through an accident, and must decide if they will be a superhero or a supervillain. | Sarah squints a little as she looks at the small display of her wristphone. New unread messages keep appearing with a slight haptic buzz. She wiggles her wrist slightly to scroll through the messages and focuses on one. She whispers, "Call contact" and puts her wrist up to her ear.
"I AM SO GLAD YOU CALLED ME," excla... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 4,111 |
[WP] A person gains a superpower through an accident, and must decide if they will be a superhero or a supervillain. | Four nights, five days. It's been exactly four nights, five days, six hours, a couple minutes and a few seconds. But none of that is important, because the obvious fact is that four nights is a long time for a person to stay awake--no drugs, no coffee. It feels like something though, stimulants of some sort, but this i... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 4,112 |
[WP] A person gains a superpower through an accident, and must decide if they will be a superhero or a supervillain. | “If you take the Blue shot, you’re going to be a Hero. If you take the red shot, Villainy is the path.”
“This is a game, right? I’m not *ACTUALLY* gonna become good or evil by drinking this stuff, right?” Roxana was already feeling good from the drinks everyone was buying her. It’s not every day Sam’s Bar gets fresh m... | 10 | 0 | 16 | 4,113 |
[WP] A person gains a superpower through an accident, and must decide if they will be a superhero or a supervillain. | The old house had caught fire so quickly the night before and burnt down even faster. It was nothing but ash and smoldering logs now. No one bothered calling the fire department; it was just an abandoned house sitting in the middle of nowhere. It was in a small town located south of the city near the hills.
A young t... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 4,114 |
[WP] A person gains a superpower through an accident, and must decide if they will be a superhero or a supervillain. | Morality. Mortality. In a man's life, there always comes a point in time when a choice has to be made between the two. This I know from all my time spent observing men and their lives.
These are the two basic forces governing the world. Kill to live or die for your morals. Without one, the other cannot exist. Thus, an... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 4,115 |
[WP] - Poetry: I challenge you to write a limerick that's also a riddle! | I am grown on a mountaintop high
Then laid out in the sunlight to dry
Only later to get
Myself soaking wet
While stuffed in a bag. What am I?
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[WP] - Poetry: I challenge you to write a limerick that's also a riddle! | Today I saw a plane try to fly
But then it fell out of the sky
Jagged streaks of black and grey
I stopped for a moment, then went on my way
What once caused pain was now mundane, why? | 2 | 0 | 6 | 4,117 |
[WP] - Poetry: I challenge you to write a limerick that's also a riddle! | Pray you that I don't attack
When pushed into me I push back
I take no breaks
But sometimes I ache
What am I, that you cannot lack?
-That was tough, OP! Good prompt though. I hope mine is not too tough or too obvious. I can't tell haha | 1 | 0 | 6 | 4,118 |
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[EU] Write about what could have happened if Vader had not been too injured to survive at the end of ROTJ. And summarize a future of the Star Wars future for generations to come. | Vader put a hand on his light saber, the one he kept on him at all times but never used in combat, it had been a while since he'd last used it. Memories came flushing back. Padme, he had betrayed all those that had cared for him to save her, but he had failed. He failed her. He failed Obi Won. He had failed his mother.... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 4,120 |
[EU] Write about what could have happened if Vader had not been too injured to survive at the end of ROTJ. And summarize a future of the Star Wars future for generations to come. | After the success of the second Death Star campaign and the revival of Anakin Skywalker from his mechanized stasis as the individual formerly known as Darth Vader, the Rebel Alliance was quickly able to pursue and exterminate Imperial Forces with a high degree of effectiveness. Skywalker's defection was welcomed by the... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 4,121 |
[EU] Write about what could have happened if Vader had not been too injured to survive at the end of ROTJ. And summarize a future of the Star Wars future for generations to come. | For a so-called "Trial of the Ages" it was anything but.
The charges were read in a hastily rebuilt Senate on Coruscant over the course of four days from dawn until dusk. Anakin Skywalker sat motionless through the crimes against creature, civilization, planet, system and galaxy. When he was given the opportunity to... | 10 | 0 | 10 | 4,122 |
[EU] Write about what could have happened if Vader had not been too injured to survive at the end of ROTJ. And summarize a future of the Star Wars future for generations to come. | Vader returns to become Anakin, suddenly together with Leia and Luke they all suddenly feel a mysterious vibe...a rift in the space-time continuum...they peer through to Discover that GUNGANS were behind the creation of the empire the entire time, having a mysterious conversation 1 year before the events of Episode I. ... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 4,123 |
[CW]Tell me a love story using Kanye West lyrics | I wanna tell you about a friend of mine. She's at NYU but she hails from Kansas. She's so precious with the peer pressure but dawg fuck all that flirting I think I just fell in love. Now I feel like it's things I gotta get, things I gotta do, just to prove to you that you're my sensation.
Can we get much higher?
I k... | 6 | 0 | 13 | 4,124 |
[CW]Tell me a love story using Kanye West lyrics | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 13 | 4,125 |
[CW]Tell me a love story using Kanye West lyrics | Does repeating the 'N' word over and over count?
Oops. Wrong rapper. That's Lil Wayne | -2 | 0 | 13 | 4,126 |
[WP] Write a story using allegories for one or more human emotion. | Sorrow slumped in her chair, staring at her reflection with disdain. Her eyes were red and circled with purple bruises from crying so hard, she simply had nothing left in her to continue. She sniffed, not because her nose was running but more for the proxy of the action. Her chest ached and her head felt like it was go... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4,127 |
[WP] Write a story using allegories for one or more human emotion. | Hi, I'm Rejection, not that you're interested, no one ever is. You know that feeling? School. Picking teams. I'm always the last one, even when I'm good at something. It hurts. I try not to tell myself that it does, but it does. There's no use in lying, especially to myself. My father, Honesty, always said "You can lie... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4,128 |
[WP] Write a story using allegories for one or more human emotion. | "Hi, uh, I'm... I'm anxiety, and.. and uh.. I'm an emotion."
"Hi anxiety, why don't you start by telling us why you're here?"
"I.. uh.. I guess it.. it all started.. when John was younger... and.. uh.. right... it was right after Dad left.... and school was just.. just really.. hard.. and I.. I couldn't.. talk.. or m... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4,129 |
[EU] Instead of Peter Parker getting bitten by a radioactive spider, a kid in a wheelchair does. | Coroner, Martha Elms logged the time of death for Jean Arker at 3:45 PM. The cause of death was radiation poisoning. Strange marks were observed on the neck. An investigation is pending. | 2 | 0 | 7 | 4,130 |
[EU] Instead of Peter Parker getting bitten by a radioactive spider, a kid in a wheelchair does. | -I misread the prompt, but I went with it since it seemed funnier-
Peter stood there in shock. The kid's teeth were clamped around his wrist. A lady came running up, and tapped the child on the head, who let go.
"I'm so sorry. He gets nervous in large crowds. I brought him to Oscorp in hopes of finding something to ... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 4,131 |
[MP] /r/aww with a twist. | It's as if the man didn't know what he was doing.
The cruelty.. You couldn't imagine. Actually, that night, and in these past few weeks.. I had to look at the case file picture again. To make sure I was actually seeing what I thought I was. It was horrifying, how he trapped that poor creature in such a small space. He... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 4,132 |
[MP] /r/aww with a twist. | [deleted] | 7 | 0 | 16 | 4,133 |
[MP] /r/aww with a twist. | Pretty kitty. Here pretty pretty. C'mere pretty pretty.
Turned all the fans on this morning. Put all the furniture in the back room where we never go so air can move. Better to keep cold. Just...better. Trying to write whatever. Hard to remember.
Aww pretty kitty don't be scared.
Kept the TV on turned it up. ... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 4,134 |
[MP] /r/aww with a twist. | The panels on the roof clattered noisily, sending reverberations through the ancient pipes that criss-crossed through the walls and beneath the floor of the cabin. This storm was a *big* one.
The electricity had been off for a couple of days now. The faint glow of the stove, as well as a bundle of candles that the pre... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 4,135 |
[MP] /r/aww with a twist. | Being a couple of bored teenagers, when Frank and I saw a light falling through the sky that was visible even in the daylight, of course we went to investigate. And when we saw the metallic, egg shaped vessel at the bottom of the small crater, it's no surprise that we went down and poked it with a stick.
But what was ... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 4,136 |
[MP] /r/aww with a twist. | Mr. and Mrs. Doggett finally had their baby after years upon years of trying. These days it wasn’t easy for their kind to conceive and every child was seen as a miracle within the community. The couple named their boy, Antar. Its definition mirrored what they wanted him to become, a famous warrior.
Today was a very im... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 4,137 |
[MP] /r/aww with a twist. | **Up for Adoption! Contact as Soon as Possible if Interested!**
Free to a good home. Answers to Snowball. Well-behaved and very sociable. Excellent companion as long as you don't look into her mouth. Absolutely perfect therapy pet for the visually impaired! 4 years old. Loves playing fetch and comes when called. Adore... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 4,138 |
[WP] A world of cardboard speech, immediately prior to the battle turning. | The soldier hid behind the barricade, his weapon loaded. He was the only man in the four man group to actually carry ammo, but every man went up when he did, to make it appear as if they all did.
He had dusty brown hair, a muscular tone and the other three looked almost exactly like him. Every one of their COs died we... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4,139 |
(Wp) a future where you have to pass a test to have kids |
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(Wp) a future where you have to pass a test to have kids | They're trying to limit us again. Dr. King and Rosa Parks and Mr. Obama and Al Sharpton would roll over in their graves. They tried to keep us down. They tried to keep us from voting with literacy tests. Those were abolished, but that abolition was overturned decades ago by the Supreme Court.
I held my two children t... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 4,141 |
(Wp) a future where you have to pass a test to have kids | We all thought it would be for the best, we all hoped this time we would finally have just, stable government, one world government that would guarantee peace forever.
The Searle executive machine intelligence had such powers of persuasion and such deep understanding of human psyche that none of its legislative propo... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 4,142 |
[WP] The world's worst super hero team saves the world, Write from the Villain's perspective | *Ugh.*
Countless hours of preparation, millions of pounds of investment, and a dozen monkey/pony hybrids, and once again I am a destitute despot... It's not the imprisonment that bothers me - a mere 2-week vacation to yet another secret government prison ship - it's the *fucking* indignity of it all.
The first time I... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 4,143 |
[WP] The world's worst super hero team saves the world, Write from the Villain's perspective | I've been in the game a long time.
A long time, mind you. Never gotten to take on any of the bigger guys - the likes of a Cap' or one of the Allen speedsters. Definitely not a Batman. No, I'm what you might call, more in the...secondary hero arena. Bank heists, whoever responds to those (and believe me, in a city lik... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 4,144 |
[WP] The world's worst super hero team saves the world, Write from the Villain's perspective | ^((Author's note: Eh, could do with a bit of cleanup, but it was fun to write!) ^)
"Bwahahaha! Soon, the world will know to tremble in fear of the name, Dr. Die-borg!" Egh. It sounded better in my head. Ah well. I'm still pretty new to this whole 'supervillain' thing, so the first few acts of evil are bound to be a ... | 6 | 0 | 10 | 4,145 |
[WP] The world's worst super hero team saves the world, Write from the Villain's perspective | -005
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Derek knew he was getting on in years, not really a big player in the world of evil, but it still was a shock when the world's worst superhero team defeated him.
He thought about it all the time, there wasn't much else he was allowed to do in prison. How they showed up on his doorstep, he had never expecte... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 4,146 |
[WP] A teenager states he'd think war would be exciting and hopes he gets to experience one, unknowingly overheard by someone who's been in a war and seen its horrors. Write that last person's reaction. | "Playstation" the man said.
Max turned around with a questioning "huh?" As if he had heard the man but not fully understood the meaning.
"Perhaps you prefer xbox? Or maybe you just play on your computer?" The man said with an almost annoyed look on his face.
"What do you mean... Uhhh?"
"O'neil. Lance Corporal Ry... | 13 | 0 | 20 | 4,147 |
[WP] A teenager states he'd think war would be exciting and hopes he gets to experience one, unknowingly overheard by someone who's been in a war and seen its horrors. Write that last person's reaction. | The Grenadier's Inn is the most popular drinking house in the capital city of Fredericksburg for soldiers, if the name wasn't a tipoff. The clients are mostly NCO's and less rowdy lower ranks. The officers tend to inhabit the gentlemen's clubs that line the North Boulevard. Those who enjoy destroying taverns and chasin... | 4 | 0 | 20 | 4,148 |
[WP] A teenager states he'd think war would be exciting and hopes he gets to experience one, unknowingly overheard by someone who's been in a war and seen its horrors. Write that last person's reaction. | [deleted] | -3 | 0 | 20 | 4,149 |
[WP] A teenager states he'd think war would be exciting and hopes he gets to experience one, unknowingly overheard by someone who's been in a war and seen its horrors. Write that last person's reaction. | "I'm serious, man. I'd be fuckin' great in a war. I can't wait 'till I'm 18 and I can join up. Those terrorists won't know what hit 'em. I'll be a fuckin' awe--" John stopped short when he felt a hand on his shoulder.
"I thought like you, once," said a tired voice. John spun around to see who had spoken, but its owner... | 3 | 0 | 20 | 4,150 |
[WP] A teenager states he'd think war would be exciting and hopes he gets to experience one, unknowingly overheard by someone who's been in a war and seen its horrors. Write that last person's reaction. | "I have seen war. War in its purest form. I have seen my friends die right beside me, faces in the mud, legs missing, half of their bodies, maybe not even a face at all. I've seen women and children slaughtered like animals, down the barrel of my own gun. I didn't want to do it, but I had to. I've laid cities to waste,... | 1 | 0 | 20 | 4,151 |
[WP] A teenager states he'd think war would be exciting and hopes he gets to experience one, unknowingly overheard by someone who's been in a war and seen its horrors. Write that last person's reaction. | Robert Jackson had only been home for two weeks on medical leave from Iraq. He hadn't talked to anybody and only came out on this walk because he was ordered by his doctor to try walking around town. It was supposed to be good for him to mix with civilians. The doctor promised it would help take his mind off from the r... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 4,152 |
[WP] A teenager states he'd think war would be exciting and hopes he gets to experience one, unknowingly overheard by someone who's been in a war and seen its horrors. Write that last person's reaction. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 20 | 4,153 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | They never realized why they were intrinsically evil, although they came up with some pretty interesting stories to explain it. They were right about one thing though. It's in their nature. Try as they might to do good, the selfish desires I hardwired into them always took over eventually.
They are powerful. Like a vi... | 71 | 0 | 101 | 4,154 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | Tasal Ralan cheered as the enemy began retreating, returning to their dropships and flying into space. After 3 years of hard fighting, he and the other Salnara managed to drive the Korsako from their capital world. Their great fleet was now scrap, and the fighting against the Salnara mainly consisted of disorganized ... | 42 | 0 | 101 | 4,155 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | "Supreme Comander, it will work. They are an excellent candidate for combat." the Strategist gestured at the clear tube containing the pale skinned, bipedal creature. "They recover from injury quickly, they breed like the vermin they resemble, and they are easily manipulated by fear."
The Supreme Commander looked at ... | 18 | 0 | 101 | 4,156 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | **It's Late so here's something quick before bed:**
The Shivhan were winning the war. With their superior technology they bombard Gree planets from the safety of orbit, destroying planetary installations and population centres deemed vital to the Gree war effort. The threat of Gree extinction called for drastic ... | 8 | 0 | 101 | 4,157 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | He was insane, his face is bruised, bloodied, and blackened. I could see the twisted smile he had in the reflection of the control panel. Blackness begins to enter my vision. As the seconds slowly tick by I see the commander pushed the button and hear him whisper "let there be light".
Then there was light. | 6 | 0 | 101 | 4,158 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | An eternal war, fathomless in loss and gains. We have used all weapons at our disposal, save for one. In every war there is a limit to the horrors you can unleash, but is victory worth this? 6 eons ago, my forefathers forefather planted the seeds of life on a hostile backplanet on the ass end of subspace 16-3. A poison... | 7 | 0 | 101 | 4,159 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | First one, be gentle :)
His end was close, the Hark'l Commander could feel it in his very being. His body, encased deep in the bowels of the ship spazmed as his mind counted the impacts eating away at the energy level of his shields, then the armor plating of his hull. This was a suicide mission, and he knew it long b... | 5 | 0 | 101 | 4,160 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | Long before the war had ever truly started, both sides had begun their preparations. Vast armouries stored away in the hearts of suns and megaplanets, numberless fleets of planet killing starships drifting silently in the cold hard space between galaxies, and legions of carefully bred and built warriors were prepared i... | 11 | 0 | 101 | 4,161 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | This is actually kind of an interesting undertone to the 40k universe. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 4,162 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | “We’re doomed!” Hyperbole wailed, “DOOMED!”
“Don’t get a twizzle in your danglies, Hyperbole, this war isn’t over yet,” replied Unfazed.
“How can you be calm at a time like this, Unfazed? The BangStone was our most powerful weapon, and she just shrugged it off like it was nothing. She’s too strong for us.”
Unfazed ... | 11 | 0 | 101 | 4,163 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | We knew at the very start that fighting this war would be one of attrition. A brutal slug-fest between our forces and theirs. The Rodians were formidable opponents to be sure. For almost an entire stellar cycle both of our races knew a war was inevitable. It was only a matter of time. We played God with our own people.... | 22 | 0 | 101 | 4,164 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | "Why should they fear us?"
A simple question. We seemed to be inferior to every race we had been exposed too. We had no exoskeletons, no fast metabolisms, no slow, deep understanding of how the universe works. Indeed, of all the terrifying Aliens out there, why should we be the ones they fear?
"You are young. You are... | 8 | 0 | 101 | 4,165 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | "I'm sorry, you're going to have to explain this to me again," said Xernun, his long tendril scratching the top of his cerebral horn, "Because what I'm gathering is that you want to make the ultimate weapon out of beings that die often, and very easily."
"Exactly," said Herbo, her eight eyes blinking in excited unison... | 4 | 0 | 101 | 4,166 |
[WP] On the verge of losing an intergalactic war, a malevolent alien race decides to unleash their doomsday weapon, humanity. | Don't fucking stop! I want more stories now!!! | 1 | 0 | 101 | 4,167 |
[WP] Write a story with a chain of events so absurd that even the narrator can't suspend their disbelief. | John always woke up at 8 A.M. and I mean always. Weekdays, weekends, holidays and even on his vacation days which he was always forced to take by his boss. He was a model airplane and it was his first day on the job so getting up this early was not a problem when your own instrumentation told you that volcanoes over C... | 10 | 0 | 10 | 4,168 |
[WP] Write a story with a chain of events so absurd that even the narrator can't suspend their disbelief. | It was my first day in the nuclear control room. I had worked hard to finally get this position. Four years to get my bachelors degree in engineering then another two years spent on my masters degree, followed by a 1 year internship and 1 year on the job at the plant in lower level positions. In total I had spent ei... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 4,169 |
[WP] Write a story with a chain of events so absurd that even the narrator can't suspend their disbelief. | Barbara worked in sales, or that's what she told people. She thought that made her sound important and skilled, perhaps like she earned commission. In reality she worked in the dressing room of a national retail chain, the sort of trendy place frequented by fop haired teenagers in skinny jeans.
Oh how she loathed the... | 5 | 0 | 10 | 4,170 |
[WP] Write a story with a chain of events so absurd that even the narrator can't suspend their disbelief. | Once upon a time in a kingdom called Galilea... there lived a man. Within this man there lived another man, of whom we will not speak about until a further time. Now... this man who lived in Galilea one day decided to leave his home in search of love. Not just any love, but the love of the most beautiful maiden in all ... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 4,171 |
[WP] Write a story with a chain of events so absurd that even the narrator can't suspend their disbelief. | Finally I'm back from my trip, so it's time to make up that writing!
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On the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth thousandth year since humans started keeping track of time, earth was invaded. *because when else?* All humans were shocked when they had heard the news on their televisions that morning. Ye... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 4,172 |
[WP] Write a story with a chain of events so absurd that even the narrator can't suspend their disbelief. | William 'backwash' O'Neil or Montgomery as they called him on his birth cert was a 5 time mustache champion and lord of the universe. He became bored, bored with all purposeful decisions and knowledge and decided to become something new, having failed as both a toaster and a duck he was enjoying being human.
He took a... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 4,173 |
[WP] Write a story with a chain of events so absurd that even the narrator can't suspend their disbelief. | It was a fairly ordinary day at the pizza shop, and Henry did not suspect anything was awry when he answered the phone to take another order. However, this particular caller happened to be none other than Danny the cat.
"Mrrrellow! I would like one grilled fresh salmon pizza please! Thank you!"
The phone clicked and ... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 4,174 |
[WP] A vicious serial killer and a young, novice nun suddenly become telepathically connected. | -006
It was time to give the people His blood and His flesh. Sister Phoebe collected the bread and wine in preparation for the weekly communion. She was terribly shy, and had never helped out in communion before.
*Butterfingers Phoebe.* She winced as she recalled.
She knelt in her room and prayed.
...
Joshua wipe... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 4,175 |
[WP] A vicious serial killer and a young, novice nun suddenly become telepathically connected. | It was like a flood breaking through a damn. Rushing and pushing the walls of the logical clean and meticulous world he had painstakingly created. All the neatly aligned details needed for his killings to go unnoticed needed his type of mind. How else had he been able to kill so many and continue to kill without rem... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 4,176 |
[WP] A vicious serial killer and a young, novice nun suddenly become telepathically connected. | [Vicious, young, serial killer nun.](http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/024/a/5/sister_of_battle_by_elartwyne-d5sm4z9.jpg) | 1 | 0 | 14 | 4,177 |
[WP] A vicious serial killer and a young, novice nun suddenly become telepathically connected. | The body lay broken and bleeding, but still breathing; he liked it like that. The body was powerless to move, unable to scream through the battered vocal chords, although perhaps that WAS a shame, he should have liked to hear some screaming. The blood seeped out from holes hidden by clothes within the wreck of body, th... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 4,178 |
[WP] A sumo wrestler must save the White House from imminent destruction. | As world champion, it was said to be a very great honor to visit the president of the United States.
Kenji was not so sure. He thought that he would be bigger, stronger. More formidable.
But the man he saw looked as though he could be blown over by a strong wind, and even members of Kenji's entourage could have push... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 4,179 |
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[WP] You go back in time to prevent your teen self from masturbating. The fate of the future world depends on it. | "NO!!!!" I shouted as I ran into the room. I could already smell the mix of pumpkin-scented candles and Chinese food. My 14 year old self turned to see me. "Are you me from the future??" he asked. I forgot how perceptive I was. "No!" I said. Damn it, if only I was allowed to tell him the mistake he was about to m... | 7 | 0 | 12 | 4,181 |
[WP] You go back in time to prevent your teen self from masturbating. The fate of the future world depends on it. | As soon as I was transported, I sat on the toilet of the bathroom of the house I still live in, looking down. I looked at my silver watch. T-minus three minutes. I walked out of the bathroom, taking just a few steps into my bedroom and staring at him. Him, the kid laying on the twin bed. Him, the one.. I knew what he w... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 4,182 |
[WP] You go back in time to prevent your teen self from masturbating. The fate of the future world depends on it. | “How many times,” said the Time Lord, “do you bring forth your seed?”
“What, you mean ‘ever’? How can anyone know THAT?” I replied.
“Hmmm. We will do what we must do in that case.”
“What do you mean?” I replied cautiously. I couldn’t understand what he is talking about because time is all muddled for me, from his pe... | 4 | 0 | 12 | 4,183 |
[WP] You go back in time to prevent your teen self from masturbating. The fate of the future world depends on it. | The underpopulation. The rampant crusty socks. That was what the world had came to. Not with a last bang, but with tons of virgin whimper.
It started many years ago, with a rebellion amongst the angsty teens of the 2010's. They were sick and tired of the world's bullshit, so they decided not to do any more schoolwork... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 4,184 |
[WP] You go back in time to prevent your teen self from masturbating. The fate of the future world depends on it. | "For fucksake, cut that shit out!", Future Me seethed, having just popped out of the roiling time continuum with strange particles bleeding off his metallic clothing.
"Who the hell are you?", Present Me said, moving the covers over his lower section, printed pornography spread in disarray around him.
"WHO I am is pre... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 4,185 |
[WP] You go back in time to prevent your teen self from masturbating. The fate of the future world depends on it. | "That's all I have to do?"
"That's all you have to do. Stop him from jerkin' and save the world."
"Well, fuck. Sorry boss, that ain't gonna happen." | 1 | 0 | 12 | 4,186 |
[WP] Three lifelong friends are in mortal danger. One of them can save one other, but has very little time in which to decide who will be saved. The decision proves (too) hard to make. | "What did they say?" Kyle's voice echoed off of the metal walls of the submarine, his words shaking with anxiety. Beside him, David had his head in his hands as he gravely observed the slowly rising seawater. It was around their ankles, and had been climbing steadily since a rock formation had carved an opening into th... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 4,187 |
[WP] A day in the life of a sleep paralysis demon | I knocked on the door, letting her know that I was here. Oh how beautiful she was, I was glad that I was assigned to her. Her beautiful blonde hair would hug the pillow. Her fearful blue eyes would always melt my black heart.
I crawled on the bed, she was awaken already and she eyed me with her beautiful fearful eyes.... | 5 | 0 | 13 | 4,188 |
[WP] A day in the life of a sleep paralysis demon | (first time posting in this subreddit, I hope this story is okay!)
You could call me a collector of sorts. While the humans will line up their trinkets on shelves and store cards with pictures on them in careful little packages, I prefer something much different. I collect memories. Little wisps of thoughts, near to e... | 5 | 0 | 13 | 4,189 |
[WP] A day in the life of a sleep paralysis demon | The sheets moved up and down in time with Tyler’s breathing, the same methodical, shallow pace for the last ten minutes. The significance of the rhythm of his breathing had not been lost on the other occupant of the room. In fact, it was what he was waiting for. Every night, this figure crouches in between the dress... | 3 | 0 | 13 | 4,190 |
[WP] A day in the life of a sleep paralysis demon | Sometimes I hate my life.
I wake up. It's 7 pm, and Sharon and the kids are sitting around watching TV. They're not in the mood for talking, so I eat a shitty 'breakfast' alone of whatever slop Sharon made the kids for dinner.
I shower in some pig's blood (we can't afford human) and brush my fangs with a bit of gut... | 3 | 0 | 13 | 4,191 |
[WP] A day in the life of a sleep paralysis demon | Fear. It was not just what he wanted, it was what he needed. Fear gave him power. It was energy in its purist form.
The demon found an incubator, asleep in its bedroom. The walls were like mere fog as he entered. He hovered over the bed, connecting himself to the strange corporeal form that had he always had luck with... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 4,192 |
[WP] Agent Smith meets Charles Darwin and they discuss evolution. Darwin particularly disliked Smith's interpretation of his work, especially classifying humans as viruses. | A | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4,193 |
[WP] A retired soldier goes on a date with a nice woman, and finds out she fought for the other side during a civil war that just ended months ago. | The restaurant was a formal one, frequented by the Lord Regent himself. I adjusted my bow tie as I stood in the front lobby, giving a quick sniff to clear my nose. The cool winter air crept in every time dinner guests entered, and I was starting to get one mighty hell of chill.
Yet the cold was forgotten when she wal... | 5 | 0 | 9 | 4,194 |
[WP] An argument between Superman's kryptonian biological father and his earthling adopted father about their duties as Fathers to their Son. | What are the duties of a father, the hopes of a man raising his son amidst Armageddon and war and a man raising his son in peace but afraid for the future? | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4,195 |
[WP][Semi-Historical] In 1787, Ben Franklin snuck a joke into the U.S. Constitution/Bill of Rights that was never caught and never removed. Centuries later, it inadvertently plays a major part in a Supreme Court decision. | Johnson v. California
Mark Johnson was arrested in June of 2014 for the robbery of a gas station. For his crimes, he was sentenced to watch his mom be subjected to willing intercourse with a Benjamin Franklin lookalike.
Johnson challenged the court's decision, saying it "strongly" goes against the "cruel and unusual ... | 116 | 0 | 230 | 4,196 |
[WP][Semi-Historical] In 1787, Ben Franklin snuck a joke into the U.S. Constitution/Bill of Rights that was never caught and never removed. Centuries later, it inadvertently plays a major part in a Supreme Court decision. | I'm in class, I'm no writer, and I can't think of a good plot, BUT I have the perfect premise: California obscenity law is put to the test in the mid 90s and the defending lawyer quotes a penis joke by Ben Franklin.
Someone please runaway with this. | 23 | 0 | 230 | 4,197 |
[WP][Semi-Historical] In 1787, Ben Franklin snuck a joke into the U.S. Constitution/Bill of Rights that was never caught and never removed. Centuries later, it inadvertently plays a major part in a Supreme Court decision. | "Chief Justice, you can't be serious!"
"Our decision has been based in nothing but close and careful interpretation of the United States Constitution. I assure you, we do not act in folly."
"This is an outrage! Millions of Americans cannot change who they are simply because of a court decision! This violates everythi... | 56 | 0 | 230 | 4,198 |
[WP][Semi-Historical] In 1787, Ben Franklin snuck a joke into the U.S. Constitution/Bill of Rights that was never caught and never removed. Centuries later, it inadvertently plays a major part in a Supreme Court decision. | http://oswegowriter.blogspot.com/2014/01/national-treasure-3-postmaster-general.html
Benjamin Franklin Gates stepped into the chamber and looked around. Where most people saw various symbols of American might and historical jurisprudence, he saw a multitude of hidden codes, messages to future generations, and the occa... | 10 | 0 | 230 | 4,199 |
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